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All right, here we go, Daphne. Good to
go.
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Oh, what are you doing?
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Oh, about to take Daphne for a walk.
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With who?
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With me.
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Oh, okay. Well, you know what? Let me
help you with the straps. Oh, don't.
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got the straps. Thank you.
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Oh, there's that cute little Daphne.
Yeah, about to take her for a walk. Oh,
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with who?
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With me.
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Oh.
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Snaps for you. Got my own snaps.
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Oh, hey, Grandpa. What you doing?
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I'm about to take Daphne for a walk.
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With who? Say with who one more time.
Say with who. I dare any one of y 'all
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say with who.
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Oh, hey, those snaps are wrong.
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The snaps are fine.
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He's just a little sensitive.
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Ain't nobody sensitive.
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You know, I'm just fed up.
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Y 'all don't trust me to walk down the
sidewalk with my grandbaby, but you
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me to fix the brakes on your car?
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Come on, Daphne. You can pick up the
Cheerio. Come on. You can do it.
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You know she should be picking up her
food by now, right?
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I know all the milestones, Mommy.
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I have an app that makes me feel bad
about my baby every day.
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But I have enough bad news for today.
There's a stomach bug going around the
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fuse box at daycare. Courtney's got a
conference, and I just wish I had
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to watch Daphne tomorrow.
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Well, if you're trying to manipulate me,
it's working.
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You know, I could just blow off work
tomorrow.
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Oh, ma 'am, I forgot you were here.
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Guys, it's fine, all right? I'll watch
Daphne tomorrow.
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Alone, with nobody.
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Okay, you know, if I may defend my best
friend Calvin here, you know, he did
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raise two great kids.
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Yeah, with my supervision.
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You know, one time I went to get my hair
done, Calvin ran out of diapers. He put
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Malcolm in the yard naked and blasted
him with the hose.
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Was he clean?
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Calvin, that is not the point. Was he
clean?
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Yes. Uh, thanks for the offer, Dad. But
you have work tomorrow, too.
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OK. I see what this is.
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You're worried that you can't handle the
fuse box without me.
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Ha!
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I'll be fine.
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If I need someone who can't connect the
printer, I'll let you know.
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OK. So it's like that. Just like that,
Daddy. Well, you know what?
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I am going to take my granddaughter for
some fresh air. Oh, really? Yeah. Now.
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There you go.
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Uh -oh.
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Should we tell him the wheel locks on?
Nah, let him go.
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Welcome to the block. Welcome to the
neighborhood.
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Welcome to the... Uh,
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Gruber? Why are you home? I thought you
were going to Model UN Club.
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Oh, I bounced early.
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All the annoying seventh graders claim
the cool country as I got stuck with
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Chad.
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Chad. Northern Africa.
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The national instrument is the kakake,
and it slaps.
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No, not the country. Chad Einbunker.
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Chad's not so bad.
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I love his suspenders.
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Come on.
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Life is too short.
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Dave, I'm getting worried about Grover's
high school application.
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These days, it's not about being an A
student with awesome extracurriculars.
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Good, because he has neither of those
things.
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What I'm saying is what these schools
are really looking for is a brand.
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Can a 14 -year -old really have a brand?
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The ones who get into good high schools
do.
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We can make fun of Chad Einbunker all we
want, but he's got that podcast about
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juggling.
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He's Chad Juggles?
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That is like the premier juggling
podcast.
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That kid slaps.
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Say slaps one more time and we're never
having sex again.
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Hey, Pop.
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I'm headed to the barbershop. Just
making sure you don't need anything.
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Did your mother send you over to check
on me?
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She told me to tell you no.
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Will you tell her Daphne and I are fine?
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Check out this diaper change.
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Nobody needs to check on me.
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Hey, Calvin, we're going over to the
parent -teacher conference. Just make
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you don't need anything.
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Did Tina send you, too?
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No.
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It's Marty.
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Good morning, Julian.
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Hey, where are the donuts?
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Your dad always gets the donuts.
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Oh, so that's what my dad does around
here.
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Well... This is just another thing I
will effortlessly handle in my father's
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absence. Hello, Postmates.
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Two dozen assorted donuts, priority
delivery, and done.
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Why are you buying these corporate
donuts when Yummy King Donuts is just a
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away? Well, why didn't you tell me that
before I spent $106 on two dozen donuts?
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Marty, we finished up that car in Bay 3,
but the lady's not happy. She wants to
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talk to Mr. Butler.
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Is he coming in?
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Zeke, you do realize I am also Mr.
Butler?
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Yeah, but not really.
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There it is.
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A humming sound.
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Yeah, I don't hear anything.
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It's so loud.
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Well, ma 'am.
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I'm running diagnostics in real time,
and your cabin noise is at 31 decibels,
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which is quieter than a gentle rain. So
you are good to go.
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Where's the owner?
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I am the owner.
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Yeah, but the real one.
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The handsome man with the donuts.
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Yeah, he's not here today.
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I'll come back when the owner's here.
He'll know what I'm talking about. No,
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no, no.
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I will personally run all your tests to
make sure you are happy.
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Take your time.
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Oh, and just a reminder, I am also the
owner.
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Grover is doing better this quarter.
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Is he getting an A? No.
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An A -minus? No. B -plus? Sorry.
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B? No.
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Right, of course.
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Sorry. B -minus? Steve!
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Sorry, we're just a little anxious about
Grover's high school application.
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And you want to know what his brand is.
Exactly.
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Well, it ain't out.
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But just to be sure, have you ever left
a complicated equation up on the board
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to see if maybe he comes in after school
and solves it?
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Anyway. I did want to bring up one
issue.
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Grover has a habit of doodling on his
worksheets.
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And they're interesting.
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Whoa.
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Is that a naked robot?
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Robots don't wear clothes.
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I feel like this one should.
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Wow,
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Calvin, out with the baby by yourself.
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That's pretty bold.
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I was getting a lot of props from the
women at the park, too.
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Hey, man, I know what you mean.
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One time, this lady was so impressed
that I had my daughter out by myself.
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I ended up making a new daughter with
her.
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Uh,
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Pop, what's on Daphne's face?
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Oh, oh, let me get that. That's just a
little ice cream.
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You gave her ice cream?
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No, see, she got up and walked to the
freezer and got it herself.
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Yes, I gave her ice cream.
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Uh, I'm not the sharpest knife in the
drawer, but I don't think that's a good
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idea. You know what, you're right.
You're barely a butter knife.
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Anybody want a rib? I got two left.
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I got my steps in today, so, uh, yeah,
I'll take one.
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Don't tell your mama about this, okay?
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Oh, you like the way that smells, don't
you?
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I'll just give you a little nibble. Just
a little nibble. Oh, Pop, Pop.
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You want to get this baby ice cream and
ribs?
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That's not a good idea for anybody under
five or over 55.
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Don't listen to your grumpy uncle.
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The baby wants some baby back.
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Well, I think Marty should take his baby
back.
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Daphne's getting kind of fussy.
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Oh, she probably just needs a pop -pop.
That's what she needs.
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Look at her face.
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Like she's thinking real hard.
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Yeah, I don't think she's thinking.
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You know what she's thinking about?
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I can smell it.
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Well, one theory, Pop, is that you fed a
baby who's been eating pureed carrots,
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a combination of vanilla ice cream and
pork.
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Don't worry. Don't worry. Pop, Pop is
going to take care of this. Here we go,
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baby. Oh, no, man. There's milk all over
these patties.
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Who packed this bag?
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No, I don't like your tone.
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Damn, that robot is thick.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's okay. I mean, it's just a
little sketch.
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I know.
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I just wish we could search his room and
see if there are more of these.
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Well, why can't you?
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Have you ever read Dr. Milton Shadlow?
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You know, he stresses the importance of
allowing a child a private sanctuary to
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foster independence.
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Ha!
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Independence?
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He's lucky he's got a door. Hell, in my
family, you didn't get a door until you
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were 19.
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Well, Dr.
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Shadlow says... Cool Dr. Shadlow, okay?
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We're going up there.
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Calvin, I really wish you hadn't put the
baby in my sink. I wash people's heads
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in there.
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Please. I've seen you clean work boots
in here.
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Well, the good news is we got the
diapers.
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Bad news is she won't be able to wear
them until she's 80.
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Adult diapers?
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That's all they had, and I had to fight
an old lady for those.
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Really? Yeah, she squared up. I was
like, what's up, Ruth? What's up? What
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want to do?
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This, this is why you do not give a kid
a door.
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There are like ten cereal bowls, but
only one spoon.
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Uh, Dave, you're going to want to take a
look at this.
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Oh, my God. What is that?
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It's a Baby Ruth bar. But it looks like
he's licked off all the chocolate. It's
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just exposed nougat.
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You know what? I'm out of here.
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Well, hold on. Hold on.
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What? This.
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Oh. It's more drawing.
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Wow. Is that a fish eating human sushi?
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What's going on on the pigeon's head?
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It's got cornrows.
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I don't like that one.
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Am I crazy, or are these kind of good?
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Good? I mean, they might be fantastic.
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I mean, the details, while unnerving,
are really skillful.
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You know, this is like that freaky nerdy
crap that Marty used to love.
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You know, he used to make me drive him
down to Little Tokyo and pay $40 for a
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damn comic book.
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Oh, my God. Have we found Grover's
brand?
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I mean... I think we have.
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Well,
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I've run every test I can run. I've
driven the car around the block. It's
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But you still hear humming.
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I can't fix a problem that doesn't
exist.
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Oh, you have a problem.
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But the problem isn't the car.
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It's you.
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What you talking about, Julie?
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See, if you took your nose out of your
laptop just long enough and looked
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around, you would have seen Emmy here
before.
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She comes here a couple times a month,
always with some crazy little problem,
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and your dad helps her.
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Okay, are you saying my dad hears the
humming? There is no humming. It's like
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talking to a brick wall.
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I'm sorry, are you helping me?
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The lady is lonely.
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And your dad just makes her feel
special.
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It's like the great Dr.
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Milton Chaslow says.
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You're hearing what the lady is saying,
but you're not listening to her.
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Wow. That was really insightful, Julian.
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Where'd you learn all this stuff?
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Well, none of you damn people pay me no
attention around here.
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I told y 'all I'm getting my master's in
psychology.
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Y 'all some narcissists, man.
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Scissors. Powder.
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Cornbread.
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Blow dryer.
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Tape. I need tape.
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We're all out.
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What? Aw, damn.
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She's making that thanking face again.
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See?
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Peel that masking tape off that signed
picture of Frisco. Do it now.
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So, you know, your mom and I had our
parent -teacher conference today, and
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Davis told us something very
interesting.
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Oh, am I getting an A? No.
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A minus?
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No. B plus? No. B? In what world?
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However, she showed us your doodles.
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She did?
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Mm -hmm. Yes, and they are very
imaginative.
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Oh, um, thanks.
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Yeah, you know, I really responded to
the one that takes place in some sort of
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hellscape where the android demon
creatures are prodding the muscular
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women.
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Uh, where did you see that one?
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It was in your sketchbook.
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You went in my room?
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I thought that was my sanctuary.
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Boy.
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You're lucky you even have a door.
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Why were you keeping this a secret?
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What do you think? You make a big deal
about everything I do.
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This is something I enjoy for me.
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What's next? Are you going to turn it
into my brand?
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What even is that? Get out of here. I
don't even know what a brand is.
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I smell a scholarship.
283
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So he's up there on the roof, screaming
and carrying on, and I'm out there with
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his dinner saying,
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Norman Fitzgibbons, if you don't come
down right now, I give up.
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00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,880
And if I know cats, Norman did not come
down.
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You do know cats.
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He's a real dickens.
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00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:12,480
Now, Maurice Fitzgibbons, no relation.
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He is a real dandy.
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00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,740
Now,
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how'd you get the pants on him?
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It is not easy.
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But it's so worth it.
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I think the humming is gone.
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You fixed it!
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I do what I can, Emmy.
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00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,540
So, now, do you take Maurice to a cat
clothing store?
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I'll tell you a secret, Marty. Oh, tell
me.
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Those pants, they're dog pants.
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Here you go, Pop.
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Why did you bring those oats?
303
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You don't want to hang on to them?
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They don't expire.
305
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You know what else doesn't expire?
306
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What? My ability to raise your rent.
307
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We were having so much fun, and you went
and made it serious.
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Somebody owes me an apology.
309
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Actually, I do.
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I never realized how hard customer
service is.
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Emmy came in today.
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Oh, okay.
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What was it this time? A whistling
sound?
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Did her steering wheel not turn left
enough?
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00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,120
No, it was a hum.
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And I fixed it by listening to stories
about the Fitzgibbonses.
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Now you get what I do. See, that's how
you earn customer loyalty.
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I get it now.
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Yeah, I'm glad you do. And listen, you
didn't hear this from me, but Maurice
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wears dog pants.
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What are these?
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00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:23,820
These are... Malcolm's got a
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problem.
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No, listen.
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Malcolm, I'm your mother. You can tell
me anything.
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You got a leaky faucet? No faucet is
fine. Get off me.
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Fine, nothing's wrong with me. You know
what? Raise my rent. I don't care. I'm
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done.
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Pop fed Daphne ice cream, ran out of
diapers, and threw her in the barbershop
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sink.
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00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,100
What?
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00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:58,340
Ice cream, Dad?
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00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:00,180
Well, in my defense.
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You never said, don't feed her ice
cream.
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All the world is out of defense.
336
00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,190
Oh, my God, don't move.
337
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:07,370
Look at Daphne.
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What's she doing? She's feeding herself.
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00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:11,870
Well, how'd she learn this?
340
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Oh, I taught her.
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00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:18,590
The trick is, you've got to give her
food she really enjoys, like ribs.
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Like ribs or actual ribs?
343
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Oh.
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00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,810
Look at you, little pig.
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Uh -oh.
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She got that thinking face again.
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All yours.
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Bob Bob out.
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