All language subtitles for Sonny With A Chance s02e26 New Girl

Previously on Sunny with a Chance.

I feel so loved.

Sunny Monroe is a phony. Who is doing
this to me?

There must be some sort of mistake.

That necklace wasn't the first thing
Sunny Monroe stole.

I'm your girlfriend. You're supposed to
trust me. Take your stupid fortune

cookies and your private plane and just
go.

I'm sorry, Sunny.

But you're off so random.

I'm going places. Might be a long shot
and I'm gonna waste it. This is the big

race and it's calling my name.

Yeah.

So far so great, can't win it. At least
that's how I see it. Having a

dream, just the beginning.

following me, and I still haven't done
my book report on The Grapes of Wrath.

You think you have it bad?

Nobody even notices me anymore.

Try being me and see how that feels.

What are you doing?

Wow.

You're kidding.

Looking like you was the perfect way to
sneak out of my apartment.

It would draw some attention just for
the curiosity factor.

But no, we were doubly ignored.

Too funny.

So where do you want to drop me off?
They're probably looking for me at the

airport. Oh, bus station?

Train?

It would probably be easier for me to
drive you to Wisconsin.

How is that easier?

Uh, I don't want to go anywhere near a
bus station. That's where the carless

I see what's happening here.

You're being nice to me.

Only because you look like somebody I
like.

Get that thing off your head. Ew!

So, let me see if I've deduced this
properly.

I go away for three days to Sherlock
Holmes convention.

Sunny's accused of being a liar,
stealing a necklace and your valuable

a fight with her fortune cookie -eating
boyfriend, then hits the road with her

new best friend, Tawny.

Which leads me to just one question.

Did you know your valuable coin was
chocolate?

Say what now?

I'm giving you one last chance,
McKenzie.

If you don't give me your water, I'll
fill my bottle from the tap.

Chad, this is where you turn and face
me.

It's my lady at the zoo.

No, it's my lady at the pancake house
eating a short stack.

It's my lady screaming at me to stop
taking pictures of her short stack.

Chad, what are you doing?

That's what she said when I took the
picture.

Oh, why did I let her go?

Don't look at me.

We just ran over something.

Well, lady, looks like the reason you're
stuck here in Jawbone Junction is what

we, in the tow truck vernacular, call a
flat tire.

changed it myself if someone hadn't
removed the spare to make room for her

velour designer sweatsuit.

Sir, can you just fix our tire?

Don't I know you from somewhere?

No, no, just a stranger passing through.

What about me? Do you know me from
somewhere?

Now that you mention it, there is
something about you that's familiar.

Finally! You remind me of something I
found under your wheel well.

This dead critter looks just like the
one on top of your head.

to fix a tire and to decryterize your
vehicle, it'll be $527.

Okay, you know what? How much without
the decryterizer?

Oh, that's on the house.

Provided I get to keep it.

So, let's get a move on, because I'm due
up at the Jawbone Junction joke -off

tonight.

Just give him the credit card.

Credit card?

I don't take no credit card. Just cash
money.

We don't have any cash money. You know
what?

No, it's okay. We'll challenge you to
the joke -off.

Yeah, you fix our car, and if we win
tonight, we'll call it even.

I've got to warn you. I've won that
thing five years of running.

Well, we're just two girls from
California that don't know anything

funny. What choice do we have?

Fine. If you win, you don't owe me
nothing. But if I win, I get... The car?

My velour pants?

That cheese ball. No. No.

You said it yourself, girly.

What other choice do you have?

It's winner takes ball.

Okay, okay, folks. Welcome to the
Jawbone Junction Joke -Off. You know how

done. The first one without a clever
retort loses.

Ladies first.

City before pretty.

No, no, after you.

Pick before check.

We got ourselves a joke -off.

You might be from the city if your heels
are higher than my IQ.

Well, you might be from Jawbone if
you're missing teeth and you're not

for them.

All right, all right.

You might be city folk if you change out
of your sweatpants so you ain't a

-sweatin' in them.

You might be from Jawbone if you call
the food in your beard dessert.

from the city if... if... Oh, shoot, I
can't

top that.

It's funny and true.

Looks like we got ourselves a new
champagne.

Not bad for a couple of amateurs.

You must be from the city if you left
without your fancy singular phone.

Hello?

I missed you, short stack.

All right, boys.

You think Sonny's guilty?

Prove it. Show me some evidence.

Oh, we'll show you something.

Yeah, yeah, we will. All right, you take
the left. All right, all right. I got

this. I got this.

Look at these terrified, hairy children
and the fear in their eyes.

Who knows what she did to them?

Those are baby seals.

Sonny rescued them from an oil spill,
then bathed them by hand and nursed them

back to health. Oh, face it. She's as
innocent as you are wrong.

There's got to be a clue around here
somewhere.

What are you eating?

Sonny's cheese ball.

Wait, what's Sonny's cheese ball doing
on Sonny's makeup table?

That's to a receipt for a cake.

And a magazine with all the letters cut
out like the letters Sonny got.

Okay, clearly, Sonny has moved all her
evidence over to Tawny's makeup table.

It's elementary, my dear half -wit. If
you had spent $2 ,000 on a deductive

reasoning seminar, as I did, you would
know, as I do, that the guilty party is

Tawny.

Whoa, whoa. Okay, this changes
everything. If Sonny isn't guilty, the

follows that the coin isn't chocolate.

Take that, your pipe, and blow it.

No.

What it means is we owe Sunny an
apology.

Yeah, we do.

I just hope we get the chance.

How to build a cheese ball bomb?

How to build a cheese ball bomb?

You're saying Tawny's behind this?

Think about it. Who's had it out for
Sunny since she first came to the show?

Tawny.

Okay.

Who just happened to show up just before
Sunny got caught for shoplifting?

Tawny. Right, right.

Who was in the dumpster when Sonny
allegedly stole Nico and Grady's coin?

Tony! Tony! Tony!

It's all my fault.

Sonny should be flying safely to
Wisconsin with me. Instead, who is she

with? This is where you would all yell,
Tony.

Oh, Tony! Tony!

Tony!

Why didn't I see it?

Dude,

for some... that could possibly blow my
face off. This is good eating. I told

you.

Wisconsin cheddar.

California cheddar.

You know what I'm not tasting?

The blowing your face off part.

There's no gunpowder. Wait a minute. If
we've got the real cheese ball, that

means Sonny's got the bomb.

This book is the bomb.

From where I'm sitting, it looks like
you're almost finished.

This is your captain speaking. We're
about 20 minutes out of Appleton,

Wisconsin. Please keep your seatbelts
buckled and thank you for choosing Air

Chad.

Chad, I have to say, I've always hated
you for having your own plane.

But that's it.

Honey's still not answering.

I'm getting worried.

It's going to be okay. We're almost
there.

Oh, what's up, Kathy?

Want to give you folks a heads up?
You're in for a bumpy ride.

Hello, my love.

Sorry, excuse me.

I think Cappy loves you.

Oh! Oh!

Penelope! First of all, thanks for
taking the mask off and making this only

slightly less awkward.

Secondly... What?! Chad, this plane
isn't going to make it to Wisconsin.

What?! Ah!

I see what's going on here. This is more
the in -flight entertainment problem.

Shut it!

There are only two parachutes.

One for me, and one for the man I've
always loved.

I knew this day would come.

Hey, lover boy, she's not into you.
She's trying to kill you.

Jump with me, Chad.

Out of this plane and into the rest of
our lives.

Penelope, I'm both flattered and a
little creeped out.

But I have to go.

As soon as she loads my cheeseball bomb
into that cannon of hers and blows

herself into cheese spread, you'll be
free to date.

Your cheeseball bomb?

Of course it was mine, you dimwit.

I did everything.

I switched out the cheeseball with a
cheese bomb.

Said the hate cake, mailed the letters,
framed Tawny. I was wrong?

Nice detective work, Sherlock.

I do not serve his rights.

What about our toy?

That line just might work.

Oh, really?

If your goal is to die alone.

If you need me, call me.

What about the necklace?

What do you think?

Wow. Even you can make this top look
good. Really? No.

And how did you find out about my
fortune cookie secret?

Your microphone was on.

We also heard.

You are one pretty man.

Yeah, I only said that because my
fortune cookie told me I was pretty,

Okay.

With Benny gone and Tony going to jail,
it'll just be you and me.

I have got to get myself a plane.

I don't need a cookie to make this
decision.

I choose Sonny.

Let's go.

Wrong choice.

Because if I can't have you, nobody
will. And with you gone, Mackenzie Falls

will become Penelope Falls.

Speaking of which...

face carved out of butter, didn't you?
Hey, at least that old butter carver was

paying attention to my face. I'll take
what I can get.

I'm Ryan Laughlin, and this is Sunny
Watch on the radio.

We're live in West Appleton, Wisconsin.

Are you kidding me? He's there?

I'm here, waiting for the arrival of
known liar and thief, Sonny Monroe.

And it looks like letting down Hollywood
wasn't enough.

until the firing of the cheese cannon,
my forecast is very little chance

of stunning.

And winds out of the southwest.

Oh, yeah? Well, here's my forecast. I'm
firing that cannon.

Yeah. Yeah. Nothing's going to stop us
now. No way.

Oh, my gosh. Except that.

Just let the Butterface do all the
talking.

Mom told me to never get on a plane
without my traveling socks, a ham

and a clean parachute.

The strap! The strap! It's starting to
rip! Get rid of the ham sandwich!

Don't get rid of it!

I can't believe we're not going to make
it. We traveled all this way for

nothing. That's not true.

Here's a little something for you.

the ticket. She was the one driving.

Huh. I didn't even notice you.

This is just the icing on the cake.

I've lost my good name, my job, my
boyfriend, everything.

Nico? Sunny, we know you're innocent.

Okay, Marshall said you can have your
job back.

That's great.

Sunny, I'm so sorry. I should have
trusted you.

Can you forgive me?

Oh, my gosh. You flew all the way to
Wisconsin and fell out of the sky just

you could apologize?

Nobody's ever done that for me.

How could I not forgive you?

I missed you, short stack.

Ew!

I missed you, too, egg whites with
tomatoes on the side.

Don't let them touch, otherwise it's
going back.

You're Chad Dillon Cooper.

Yes, officer, I am. Before we get a
picture of us on your bike, I'm going to

need a favor.

I'm going to make you think, you guys.

Thanks for the picture, Chad.

Good luck, Chad.

Wait a minute.

I forgot to give her the real cheese
ball.

That means Freddy's still got the bomb.

Oh, oh.

Hold this. Oh, okay.

No, I don't deserve this hat.

young girl.

Hello. I am Vicki Sigawit.

Bless you. Thank you.

And it is an honor to fire your cheese
cannon.

Hold your fire.

What's this?

West Appleton seems to be ripe with
intrigue.

the spotlight from this courageous and
contagious young woman.

Look, I know there's been a lot of
things said about me lately that may

questioning who I am.

But I'm here to tell you that I'm still
the same honest, truthful girl that

stood here a year ago and promised to
come back.

And you know, here's another promise
that I kept.

Mr. Henderson, here is your book report.

Grapes of Wrath.

But I assigned you a raisin in the sun.

Vicki Sickowitz, are you going to stand
for this?

Yes, Ryan, I am.

Because I have a confession to make.

Sonny Monroe didn't steal this character
from me.

I just made that up to get attention.

I tried to tell you.

She's the one who should be firing the
cheese cannon Really?

Yes, that would be cool

May say Vicky, but your ugly pilot shoes
say Penelope.

Penelope?

This is like a bad episode of McKenzie
Falls.

Or a good one.

Ha, you figured it out? $2 ,000 and
three days of my life for nothing.

Yeah, I don't deserve this coat.

I would have gotten away with it, too,
if it weren't for these comfortable

shoes. Come on, let's go.

Well,

everybody, I think we all owe Sonny
Monroe a big West Appleton apology.

Yes!

Welcome home, Sonny.

Well, as I've been saying all along,
Sonny Monroe is the girl she

said she was.

What? Unbelievable. Guys like this just
lie and lie, and nothing ever happens to

them. Don't let him spoil your moment.

Now, here you go, little lady. What's
left of your real cheat ball?

Fire away.

Wherever there's injustice or betrayal,
I'll be there.

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