All language subtitles for Sister Sister s06e01 Home Sweet Dorm

Morning, Coed. Is the car all packed?

Yep, all packed and ready to go. It's
amazing how much stuff you can pile on a

luggage rack.

Well, I hope you tied everything down.

We were supposed to tie it?

I'm just kidding, Dad.

Well, I'm checking. Ray, it's all
covered.

We can do this. Yeah, we're practically
adults now.

Well, who could argue with that? Well,
my babies! Oh, my precious babies! My

babies are leaving the home!

Lisa, can you pull up on the love?
Mommy!

The University of Michigan is only 45
minutes away.

We'll be back every time we need clean
laundry. Or clean money. And I'm cleaned

out.

Well, sis, let's roll.

Bye, Mommy.

Oh, well, at least let me squeeze you
some orange juice or something.

I can't wait to hear about your first
date.

Call us tonight, but don't call collect.
Hey, I have a phone card, and I'm not

afraid to use it. Drive carefully.

Turn off the stove. The girls are gone.

I know.

Wow, we raised two wonderful young
ladies.

But no.

Now it's just you and I.

I know.

Even though I'm glad to be with you, I
thought it was real for me like you got

to do what's right for you.

Ow, my hand, my hand.

Woo! We here.

Check this place out.

Man, they're hooked up. Yo, so what's
the point, man? They got everything,

A pool table, they got a big screen TV.

Gorgeous football players hanging out in
the land.

Man, I heard Hudson Hall was all that,
but I did not know that it was all this.

Tia, this is bigger than our bedrooms at
home.

No, this is bigger than my home.

half of the suite.

Our roommate's on the other side of the
private bathroom.

Girl, I have a private bathroom, too.
It's just for me and the other 50 people

on the floor.

Hey, Bo, look at who we got for
roommates.

Twins. Bo likes twins.

Yes.

Oh, no.

I'm from Applegate Appliance. I've got a
60 -inch widescreen TV for Ray

Campbell. Yeah, you're early.

You have a dolly? It goes upstairs in my
daughter's old bedroom.

Nice house you got here, my man.

You know, I was just saying to the wife
the other day... Ray! Hold that thought.

Ray. Oh, Ray, look at this photo of our
babies at their birthday party. Don't

they look precious in their sweet little
dresses and their cute little shoes?

Lisa, that was just last year.

Don't bring me down, Ray.

Who was at the door?

Uh, nobody.

Sounds like nobody's back.

Oh, wait.

Want to watch some home movies of the
girls? No, I saw them all last night.

Look, you want this widescreen TV or
not?

Widescreen TV?

Must be some kind of a mistake.

You just said you wanted it upstairs in
your daughter's old bedroom.

Ray Campbell.

Your baby girl just moved out and you
already turned her bedroom into your

personal centerplex?

That's how I'm coping with the pain.

Join a support group.

Lisa, you know that was my den before it
became Tamara's bedroom?

She would have wanted me to have it.

She's in college, not dead.

Hey, look. Now, is it in or out?

It's out. In.

Lisa, the girls are gone.

This room is the only one that has
enough wall space.

I need those extra outlets for the DVD,
the DSS, and the VCR.

Okay, R -A -Y.

It's your house.

It's your decision.

Well, thank you.

But if you want your baby girl coming
home and finding herself evicted from

bedroom at a time in her life when she
is vulnerable, frightened, and all

alone...

girl myself.

How can you sleep at night, man?

I want me to watch the big screen TV.

I can't believe they put us in the job
dorm by mistake. Oh, gosh. I hope they

reassigned us to Buckley with you. No.

Well, this is obviously a freshman dorm.
All I've seen is a busted TV, a ping

pong table with no net and one dumbbell.

I bet two dumbbells.

Girl, it's going to be a trip getting
used to guys in the same dorm.

Well, it depends on the guy. You know, I
could get real used to a daily dose of

some fine college man.

Okay.

Why not start with the fine college man
across the hall?

Okay.

Hey, we're on the same floor, I'll bet.

We have got to get in this dorm. Yes.
Where's Ty?

He's over at student aid getting his
campus job assignment.

Did campus housing find you a new room?

No, not yet, but they said they have to
take him care of my three again. It's

okay. Go, Michigan!

Go, Michigan!

Go, Michigan!

Yeah,

go and find the rest of your bike.

I'm an only child, so I've always wanted
somebody to share things with and to

stay up all night talking with, braiding
each other's hair and stuff. And here

you are, my roommate.

God, a freshman.

I requested a senior, and they sent a
freshman. Oh, double freshman.

These are my friends, Tia, Tamara.
Great. What did you say your name was?

Evian?

No, no, no, Diabian.

Diabian Johnson.

Simone Flosser.

You are so lucky to have the Avion and
the roommate.

She's too modest of a date, though, but
she was voted Miss Congeniality at our

high school.

And first runner -up for best dress. We
won.

Well, very good for you, Mary -Kate and
Ashley.

You better hope Mary -Kate holds me back
because Ashley's about to break you

down.

Mary -Kate and Ashley, I've never heard
anything...

Where should I put my stuff? Okay, look.
This has been my room for the past four

years. Last year... Hold up.

If you said you were senior last year,
why didn't you graduate?

Gee, you know, I don't know. Maybe
because I loved Michigan so much, I

chemistry and French just so I could
hang around for a fifth year.

No wonder she's so bitter.

Okay, look.

The window, both desks, the sink, the
top doors, and the shelves in the

all mine.

And what do I get?

The cot in the corner.

Well, that's not fair.

Well, Simone, if you don't mind, I think
we'll just go ahead and take this up

with the resident advisor.

Mm -hmm.

That's what we're going to do. Because
you try playing. I know. I know.

Start talking.

Hey, ladies. How's the new roommate
situation?

Great.

I'm in college.

I can do whatever I want.

training. I was checking to see if the
mattress was a beauty rest. It ain't.

That makes sense. You know why? Because
you won't be having any beauties on it

anyway. Oh, oh, you cracking jokes like
you got a job or something.

Oh, brother, I do.

I do. Yeah, you looking at a working
man.

Give me some.

What?

Look,

I like Michigan just as much as the next
guy.

But get out of my room.

I'm your roommate.

Hey, check this out.

Six -pack, chilling in the fridge,
microwave for all the popcorn and nachos

can eat, and bootleg cable. Hey,

I'm with you, but if they catch you, I
don't know you.

Catch me who?

Campus security?

Yeah, everybody knows those run of cops
are a joke. Am I right? Am I right?

They can't be all that bad.

Oh, man, you must not live on campus.

No, but I do work on campus. Oh, yeah?
For who?

Work for campus security, man. And you
got, uh, one, two, about three strikes.

I'm out.

No, no, no, I'm finding your name.

Nah, man.

Nah, I'm feeling completely great.

Wouldn't it be great if we got in
Buckley with Diavion and Jordan?

Yeah, but I'll settle for any place
where we don't have to share a shower

two jocks.

and I can't believe there was an opening
in the athletic dorm.

Yes. What kind of dummy gives up a dorm
with a midnight buffet?

Next.

Hi.

Remember us, Landry and Campbell? Of
course. We're the first students in the

history of Michigan to ask out of Hudson
Hall.

Which you put us in by mistake. Yes.

Yes, that indeed was our fault, and we
are more than happy to correct it.

The First National Bank of Ann Arbor.
What?

It's a refund check.

Wait a minute, mister.

We don't want a refund.

We want a room.

I'm sorry, ladies, but the dorms are all
booked to capacity.

Where are we supposed to stay?

I understand the Holiday Inn has a two
-for -one special.

needs moving sidewalks. It's gigantic.

I know. How hard can it be to find us
some place to live?

Yeah, I mean, we don't take up that much
space.

Tia, don't worry. We are going to live
on this campus.

Nothing and nobody is going to stop us.
Got that right.

Do you mind?

Don't you two know it's flu season?

As you were.

Obviously, that guy at Campus Housing
had no real power.

You know, look, all we have to do is
find the person who's really in charge.

Okay. Hey, there's Simone.

Yeah, I thought she knew everything.

Of course she should. She lives on
campus forever.

Hi,

Simone.

Tia and Samira, the Avion friends. I
know who you are.

Stand back.

I don't want to be seen fraternizing
with freshmen.

Aren't you the resident advisor?

Off duty.

But, um, it's important.

We need your help. Okay, then act like
you're watching those guys over there

playing pool. You may speak, but do not
look at me.

Okay, then I'll turn away.

Look, Simone, they mess up at campus
housing, and we don't have a dorm room.

You may be in luck.

I heard a couple of dorks gave up a
grave suite in Hudson Hall.

heard that too.

I think it's taken.

Do you know anybody on the inside of
campus housing? There is one guy.

His name is Niedermeyer. He's in charge
of all campus housing. He's a dumpy bald

guy with coke bottle glasses.

Well, that's who we talked to. He said
no go. And you fell for it?

Oh, you are such freshmen.

Your dorm housing letter is a binding
contract.

Now go back there and don't take no for
an answer. We won't. And don't leave

until he finds you a room. We won't. And
whatever you do, do not take the refund

check. We messed up.

Well, girls, I hear there's a two -for
-one special at the Holiday Inn.

Hey, Bo, it's our cute little dorm,
honey.

Bo likes twins.

Bo needs a bigger vocabulary.

Hey, guys. How'd it go at campus
housing? Maybe we should just join the

Yeah, at least they guarantee you a
place to sleep.

Oh. Well, I'd let you guys bunk in with
me, except there isn't room. What with

Simone's attitude being so big and all.

That's a guy.

Officer Tyreek. Okay.

What's up, y 'all? Ba -da -ba -da -ba
-da.

Roll up in his uniform so y 'all can
sing that song.

You know we have.

Did you get a new housing assignment
yet? Right now we're in a homeless hall.

Can you use your new badge to kick
somebody out so Tamir and I can move in?

no, I can't. But I can escort you to
your car anytime you want. Oh, good,

because that's where we'll be living.

Tamir, I'm here for you.

Geez.

Tia, what are we going to do? I don't
know.

Maybe we should just call Mom and Ray.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No way.

We are adults now.

And the last thing we're going to do is
go crying to Mommy and Daddy.

Of course there is. We used the dorm
money to get our own apartment. I'm sure

that's not it.

There is no way you're going to get an
apartment at your age. Why not? You sent

us to live at the dorm at our age.

What's the difference between a dorm and
an apartment? The difference between

getting straight A's and going buck
wild.

Mom, you don't expect us to move back
into our old room just like high school.

We'll never learn to be independent and
we'll wind up living here for the rest

of our lives. And nobody wants that.

Can we have an apartment?

Maybe. Absolutely not. Wait, wait, wait.
She said maybe first.

Well, it's going to have to be a small
space.

Would you be willing to share a single?

No problem. Same as the dorm. And it's
going to have to be someplace safe.

Absolutely. Safety is important.

Lisa, have you lost your mind?

No. Just my studio.

You girls can move in there in the
morning. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you

talking about the workroom above the
garage?

Yeah. It's small. It's safe.

Costs nothing. And it's right under your
noses.

Well, you said you wanted an apartment
and... Hey.

You have your very own entrance. Yeah,
you can come and go as you please.

That is true.

What do you think, Tamara?

Well, could we have the same rules as
the dorm?

Oh, I suppose.

No supposing, Dad. Campus rules apply.

No questions and no curfews. We expect
to be treated like adults by both of

Absolutely. A house full of adults.

That's what we got here.

Okay, then.

We'll give it a try.

Wait a minute. If they take your studio,
where are you going to work?

Oh, don't worry about me. I'll just move
my work someplace else.

Oh, I know!

Tamara's old bedroom!

Yes! You know that that room has more
wall space than any other room in the

house. That'd be great for my cutting
table. And you can use the extra outlets

for your sewing equipment.

Isn't this a great idea, Dad?

Yo, pull up off the seat. That's your
fourth slice.

Oh, what, you count slices again? I'm
counting slices until I'm counting

muscles. Hey, back up, back up. Okay.

See, this place is off the hook.

It's like we have our own studio.

I can't believe your parents are being
so cool about this.

My parents would be all up under me.
That's because you don't know how to

them. Uh -huh. You got to have an
agreement.

You know what I'm saying? Hey, Tamara,
what's going on?

Two in the morning. Why are you boys up
here at this hour? We're eating pizza.

Dining. Offering pizza.

Ray, we're just chilling.

Just like we would do at the dorm.

That's what this is supposed to be,
right? Our dorm.

You promised to treat us like adults,
right?

And you both agreed to campus rules,
right?

Well, then, what's the problem?

I told Ray not to come up here.

You pulled me out of my...

Oh, quit complaining. That's the most
activity your bedroom's seen in years.

You know, Tamera, they're right.

It's about time we start being more
responsible.

You're right.

Okay, y 'all.

Use coasters. That's right.

Not at all. You two are right. You're
adults and should be treated as such.

thanks, Dad.

Ooh, breakfast love.

Doesn't it?

Fresh -baked biscuits, eggs, grits.

Fresh squeezed orange juice. And, Tia,
your favorite, salmon croquette. Yes, it

is so good to be home. I mean, nobody
cooks breakfast like you do.

Oh, there's nothing to it. All you need
are the right ingredients. Some fresh

food, a hot stove.

And a hearty appetite.

And two adults.

Adults.

Your baby girl just left home and you
already turned her bedroom into your own

personal center place.

Lisa, you know that that was my idea
before it became Tamara's bitch.

Oh, she backed up on me. She tricked me.
Very careful. She tricked me. The

trickster. I'm sorry. That's all right.

I thought that's where you messed up the
first time.

All right, let's go. I'm ready.

We've been waiting for you. I'm ready.