All language subtitles for Show Me Yours s02e01 Big in France

Scream out loud.

I'm on fire. Show me again.

Show me again.

That's so good.

That's so nice.

Ben and I had been together for about
ten months.

So far, ten months of near bliss.

Thing is, on the side, I'd been having
three months of bliss with Johnny.

And I thought, why not double my bliss?

And there.

Turned out I was a bit of an option.

Samara's desire to have it all put both
of her relationships in jeopardy.

But jeopardy is what she wanted.

Caught between two lovers who offered
erotic satisfaction or emotional

stability, she tried riding both horses
at once and fell.

Dr. Chase?

Now if only she'd learned a little trick
riding.

What is it with boys and cowgirl
fantasy?

All this research and you still don't
know?

It must be the spurs.

Haven't I seen you wearing a pair?

I don't think so, Trigger.

So long as she didn't say hair trigger.

Dr. Langford thinks that our sexual
practices are all about what's happened

the past.

And we're not in disagreement.

But where she's thinking 20, 30, 40
years ago, I'm thinking 40 ,000.

Primal stuff.

There's the car pilot.

Sorry, Tanner.

Although, the movie did okay.

Kate!

I should have guessed.

David.

You didn't waste any time, did you? What
are you doing here?

You should leave.

I should leave? I don't understand,
David.

Oh, I'm going to enjoy this.

Not half as much as me.

David, we broke up.

I was on the phone. It doesn't count.
Come on, let's go. I'm right here. What

I'm sensing here is a lot of hostility.

Do you really want to hit each other?

Maybe it would be best if you both left.

16 hours flying economy and you're
kicking me out? Are you serious?

There were no business class seats
available.

I was talking to Kate.

No, I was talking to Kate. No, I was
talking to Kate. I was talking to Kate.

out!

Both of you.

We'll talk tomorrow.

I'll call you.

After you.

After you.

No, after you! After you!

People love to think they have a choice.

And we do, when it comes to, do you want
fries with that?

And confidentially, even then, our genes
are placing the order.

But a real choice?

Most people never really make them.

They let their hormones handle it.

Well, I've been building a life
together. I'm not giving up on that.

I'm sorry.

I'm just less and less sure it's the one
that I want.

The offer on the condo is conditional.

I mean, I'm not locked into that.

I'm not talking about real estate.

Well, of course not.

So, what do we need to do?

There's been something between Ben and I
since we met.

We kissed at Jody and Gavin's wedding.

It was just a kiss.

But it meant something.

People get crushes all the time, Kitty
Kane.

So you and Monkey Boy. Yes, I mean, I'm
not... I'm not going to

pretend that I'm not hurt, but...

I'm not going to lose

you over someone.

Don't leap from one hip to another when
you're not even sure you should be

thinking.

Thank you. Thanks for coming.

Thank you. Thanks very much.

The erotic instinct is very big in
France.

Everybody knows that.

Oh, our erotic instinct. I mean, the
book.

I'm glad it's successful somewhere.

Perhaps it is too sophisticated for this
country.

Well, it's too sophisticated for me. I'm
a pretty simple guy.

Simple is one way to describe it.

Merci bien d 'être venu. Je m 'appelle
Kate. Je m 'appelle Catherine.

Bonjour.

God, you look great.

And you look about eight, maybe nine.

And that's charming, right?

Of course.

Ben.

You gotta be kidding.

David doesn't feel we were really broken
up. Who cares what David thinks? You

thought you were.

He came home early to straighten things
out between us. Yeah, and if he'd

arrived about ten minutes later, there
would have been nothing to straighten

out.

Ten minutes?

Early foreplay goes on for hours.

David and I have to figure out if we're
really finished or not.

Oh, well, I'll help him figure it out.
You said yourself that I have this habit

of going straight from one guy to the
next. And you're about to stop doing

once you were with me.

Maybe I wasn't.

Maybe you were going to be one more
piece in the pattern.

I can't move forward.

Unless I stay with David for now.

Moving forward looks a lot like standing
still.

I've made my decision.

And it wasn't easy.

I'd like you to respect that.

And I'd like you to respect that.

David and I have to figure this out.

And if it turns out that... If it turns
out that we're not supposed to be

together, then... Jesus Christ, you want
me on standby?

No.

Because that would never happen.

That's not what I'm asking for. You
know, you're a lucky girl, Kate.

You're getting exactly what you're not
asking for.

Happiness always.

I'm sorry.

Have you ever been to Paris?

When I was 16, I got horribly lost.

Excusez -moi.

I think my friend wants to leave.

Unlike me.

I can't believe Tony didn't show.

Again.

I guess she's got no taste for
disasters.

Speak for yourself.

The sooner this ridiculous book tour is
over, the better.

I hate to agree with you, but... I hate
to agree with you.

There's the U of T reading next week.

I can't make it.

I think I'm going to... Yeah, I'm
definitely going to be flying to

Sorry.

Mombatha? What's in Mombatha?

Dick dicks.

That felt perfect.

They're an interesting species of
antelope. The female cheat.

The male doesn't. He follows her around.

Plaintiff. They're unique that way.

They're not that unique.

As heartbreaking as it is to give up
this Punch and Judy show, I couldn't say

to the Paltry Research Grant.

How'd it go?

Oh, not so great. But it's showing signs
of improvement.

I'll say it is.

If you'll excuse me, somebody wants to
see my first edition.

Dave? Benjamin.

Bonsoir. You bet.

Hey. Hi.

Well, he's picking up groupies now.

It's typical.

That's how we met.

Well, then I'm sure they're going to be
very happy.

They should be so lucky.

So, what you gonna see gonna do you
wrong?

You get it.

It's not gonna happen.

You sure?

I'm sure it's fine. It's not happening.

Poor Barry.

That doesn't sound like you.

I'm not myself today.

Did I finish you off?

You're gonna make it sound like
leftovers.

That's tasty ones.

Seriously, baby, what's wrong?

Nothing.

Actually, I'm pissed off at Ben.

Why? He's abandoning me.

The book. He's leaving for Africa. Some
stupid research grant.

You're kidding.

I thought you'd like that.

David? Hmm?

You're losing focus here.

Sorry, babe.

So he's going for good?

Looks that way.

How about that?

Focus? Yeah.

Ben is leaving for good.

Yeah. So no regrets?

I mean, you and Ben came close to...
Well, you came awful close.

Every time I see Ben, all I can think of
is what a failure this book has been.

Now that he's leaving, I can finally
move on.

Honey, the book isn't a failure. It's
just not a big success.

Or a little success.

Or a success.

It's big in France.

How about Jerry Lewis? He's funny.

And he raises all that money for his
kids.

Hey.

Hi. You guys need refills?

What's in the box?

Leftover video confessions?

No, Michael and I don't need any help in
that department.

Thank you.

You stole the rest of the office
supplies, didn't you? I said I could

post -it notes. No kidding.

Pathographic behavior on my part to
avoid dealing with the obvious.

You mean the book tanking?

The other obvious.

The only having one client in her
private practice.

Business will pick up.

There's more people with mental
illnesses than happy marriages.

That explains a lot.

Ugh, you guys are disgusting.

It's been four months.

I know.

Isn't it great?

Oh, we've got this one -year new love
dispensation.

New love? Now that's an illness.

Come on, you guys are both in love. We
have old love.

Reasonable love. Wear your socks to bed,
love. Keep wearing them the next day,

love. Ew.

Michael, do you ever wear the same socks
two days in a row?

Never.

Liar.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Kate, Delphine was just helping me pack
up.

Is that what they call it in France?

Je m 'excuse.

De rien.

A minute of your time.

Is this you leaving?

Pretty much.

So you and Delphine on the couch is the
last image I'm going to have of you.

We're an attractive couple.

Gavin's hosting a going -away piss -up
the night of my flight, but we could say

goodbye right now if you want to.

Oh.

Good. Okay.

Well... Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Dr. Lankford?

Benjamin? It's 205.

I thought we were to discuss Chapter 9.

Yeah.

Yeah. Should I close the door?

Um, Graham.

Tell me about your week.

Well, actually, I think I figured
something.

And what was that?

I'm in love with you.

Oh, Graham.

You're not in love with me. This is a
process called transference. After three

weeks of therapy?

Don't you believe in love at first
sight, Dr. Langford?

Hey there.

Hi.

How's your day been?

Well... God -awful.

What's wrong?

My

patient

thinks he's in love with me.

Well, now that's effective therapy.

Dr. Kate Lankford, transference in under
a month or your money back.

Katie.

It's okay.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

I just feel like such a failure these
days.

Is that because you only have the one
client or because your book is tanking?

That and I don't turn you on anymore.

I'm a little anemic. It's nothing. And
Kinsey's first book was Remainder, baby.

Don't take it personally.

Come on. Things are going to get better.

How about I cheer you up? You want to go
shopping?

How about we go to the Windsor Arms?
We'll do the spa.

Oh, David.

It's going to be okay.

Why don't you cheer me up with a little
shopping at Tiffany's?

Let's get married.

Are you sure about that?

What, are you kidding me? No,

no, I meant coming to this going away
thing for Ben.

It's not like you ever enjoy seeing him.

Well, I enjoy seeing his back, that's
for sure.

With Mrs. LaRue.

If I was a buddy man, I would have said
that Kate would hook up.

Clearly I'm clueless. Does he rather
chase dickheads?

And no accounting for taste, is there?

You guys came, that's sweet.

Couldn't let you leave without saying
goodbye.

Oh, my God. Look at that thing.

Yeah, the ring is traditional, but Kate
proposed.

Oh, my God. Wow.

Dinky socks and all.

Congratulations.

Thank you. All the best.

Thank you.

So did you get down on a bend with me or
what? Sort of. I fainted afterwards.

I have to plan the whole thing. I have
the best venue. I know the best

Champagne? Big bottle.

Big bottle.

You sure know how to surprise a guy,
Kate.

If you say so.

What do you think you're doing?

Congratulations. You deserve every
happiness.

And you deserve every dick dick.

I think it's great you and David getting
married.

It is great.

I love him.

I remember.

Anyway, I'm gonna... I wish you weren't
going.

You're not talking about the Washington,
are you?

It's just that... You could use some
help on the book tour.

That's it.

Hey, baby.

Hey. I was missing you. Oh.

Do me a favor?

Where's Ben?

He's going to miss his plane.

He's left.

What? He hates his long goodbyes, so I
took him to the can and flipped over the

back.

It's only a Ben move.

Avoiding emotional things.

Skipping out on the bill.

So I guess now it's on me.

No, I don't want to.

Thank you.

I don't know why Ben gave you my number.

Neither do I, but I was curious.

He told you that he saw me, right?

I read the book, and I was pretty pissed
off.

You guys made me sound like some kind of
loser.

I'm sorry you felt that way. It
certainly wasn't our intention.

It's cool.

Ben and I talked, and after a while, I
could see it his way.

Your way.

Whatever.

When I brought Johnny into Finn and
mine's relationship, I was acting on a

biological impulse that I couldn't
control.

And I was looking for a way to sabotage
my thing with Finn, creating chaos

instead of fostering a lasting and
trusting relationship.

I see. I didn't. Not right away.

First, I had to break up with Johnny and
Finn and sit with myself for a while.

Just...

Sit. And then... I'm three months
pregnant.

You can't really tell yet.

It's Johnny.

And Sims.

And my baby.

Congratulations.

Like Ben said.

All I had to do was let biology and
psychology have their way with each

Tell Ben that I say hi, will you?

I will.

Thank you, Tamara.

And good luck.

You make your own.

See ya.

Tamara. Mm -hmm?

That sitting with yourself thing, any
special little trick to that?

You just... sit.

Right.

Thank you.

Like this?

Baby, show me more.

You make me want to shout and scream out
loud.

I didn't know that I'm on fire, so tell
me again. You're a demon inside all my

shame. Show me again.

I'll save you more.

That's so good.

That's so nice.