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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,820 May I have a volunteer, please? 2 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,980 Yes, you in the polka dot dress. 3 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,040 Now, remember, lady. 4 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:58,300 Grip. 5 00:00:58,920 --> 00:00:59,920 Wrist. 6 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,440 Follow through. 7 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:04,019 Let me see your grip. 8 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:06,660 Very good. 9 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,340 Now, repeat after me. 10 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:13,320 Bernard. Bernard. 11 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,140 You've been a bad... 12 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,740 You've been a bad boy. Follow through. 13 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:22,800 Wonderful. 14 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,540 Come on, everybody. 15 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,800 Let's give her a big hand. 16 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,500 Wow. 17 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:36,780 So Alice has got to be some kind of woman, huh, Stella? 18 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:42,220 I don't know what brought me to Mistress Miranda's. 19 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:44,920 Circumstances, I guess. I don't know. 20 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,700 Or it could have been the ad I heard on the radio. 21 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:51,400 Or it could have been the fact that I needed a real change in my life. 22 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:55,900 And now, ladies, step number two. 23 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,260 Dressing for power. 24 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,720 Ladies, welcome to our dungeon. 25 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:06,680 And here is a couture of domination. 26 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:11,080 From this bold collection, 27 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:18,680 Mistress Angelica is wearing our most popular outfit, complete with the whip, 28 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:22,900 stilettos, and the unique mask. 29 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:27,670 Miranda offered me a job. 30 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:30,170 It was exactly what I needed. 31 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:35,970 If I could be in control, if I could tell someone else what to do instead of 32 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:39,070 being told, I knew it would change my life. 33 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,410 No, no. 34 00:05:49,570 --> 00:05:50,610 No more. 35 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,430 Pretty homeless, really. 36 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:58,650 He likes to get dizzy and then kiss her feet. 37 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:02,610 That would be an easy one to start with. 38 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:07,890 No, not interesting enough for a woman of your potential. 39 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:09,610 Let's see. 40 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:11,590 Come on. 41 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:13,090 Hit. 42 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,330 Bag. 43 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:16,850 Bag. 44 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:19,450 He's the chairman of a big bank. 45 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:22,510 Come here. 46 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:25,550 Come on. Get the phone. 47 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,300 I'm taking you back to the pound. I don't know if I'm ready for this. 48 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,300 But I want to be strong. 49 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,120 I'm just not sure how committed I am. 50 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,180 Oh, you'll be just fine, baby. 51 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:43,280 Just remember, you're entering into a contract of trust with your client, 52 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:49,520 You must be prepared to travel beyond anything you thought you could do to 53 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,460 sure that he gets what he came here for. 54 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,560 He's a vegetarian. 55 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:58,770 He always asked for extreme cruelty, no pain. 56 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:08,550 And remember, rule number one, no sex allowed. 57 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:13,490 You may permit your client to kiss you where you dictate. 58 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:17,010 He may touch himself, should that please you. 59 00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:20,070 But the real intimacy is... 60 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:29,060 Yes, him. 61 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:30,920 Perfect. 62 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,980 He's new to the dungeon, just like you. 63 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:40,280 Now, you're going to need a stage name. Have you thought of one? 64 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,240 Eve X. 65 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:17,110 I'm Mr. Thief, and you're my slave. 66 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:19,050 Kneel. 67 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,750 Head forward! 68 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:34,130 Eyes down! 69 00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:41,750 Now, Giuseppe. 70 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,470 That's your name, isn't it? 71 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:44,900 Yes. 72 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,060 Why are you here? 73 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,520 Because I'm no good. 74 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:53,500 Women, they... What do they do? 75 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:58,380 They have these expectations of me. 76 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,700 They rate my performance. 77 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,320 Good. 78 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:04,860 Not so good. 79 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:06,960 Poor. 80 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,480 Terrible. 81 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:24,120 That's what it's been lately. 82 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,420 I came here to America to be a cook. 83 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:29,120 Start as a busboy. 84 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:33,540 And the women, they all say, he's such a cute boy. 85 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,460 And pass me notes. 86 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:38,000 And give me money. 87 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,920 What exactly are you trying to tell me, Giuseppe? 88 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,360 To decorate my performance. 89 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,800 Performance? 90 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:48,490 In bed, Mr. Steve. 91 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:49,950 In bed. 92 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,750 I'm going to ask you one more time. 93 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:02,210 And this time, don't bullshit me. Don't lie to me. 94 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:07,550 Why are you here? 95 00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:10,010 My mama. 96 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:14,930 I call home and tell my mama about my new car, my new clothes. 97 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:16,270 And what does she say? 98 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:20,450 And she say, how does my Giuseppe make this money in Los Angeles? 99 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:23,990 So I tell her, and she say, we're going to be. 100 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,590 No, English. 101 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:26,969 Speak English. 102 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:29,650 Head forward, eyes up, eyes down. 103 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,710 And speak English. 104 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:33,550 Go on. 105 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:37,390 She say, how I should be ashamed of myself. 106 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,810 How I am no more a son. 107 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:42,270 How I break a heart. 108 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,050 Mr. Thief, I came here. 109 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:49,160 So you can help me break my bad habits. 110 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:55,060 Now, repeat after me. 111 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,140 No more women for money. 112 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:01,480 How am I going to live? 113 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,360 Ouch! 114 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:05,840 Who's going to make my car payments? 115 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,240 Ouch, okay! 116 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:08,980 Good point. 117 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,840 From now on, no more women for money. 118 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,680 I'm going to be a good boy and make my mama proud. 119 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:19,090 You can go. 120 00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:20,550 Oh, what a girl. 121 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:22,870 She's gonna be just fine. 122 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:26,830 Thank you. 123 00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,550 I'm gonna make you proud, too. 124 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:35,570 You'll see. 125 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:46,910 Who was he? 126 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,390 And where did he come from? 127 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:52,250 I had to find out. 128 00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:13,490 Thank you. 129 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,500 No, mistress, that's not true. Okay, so maybe it's a little bit true. 130 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,820 But I only do it because I'm used to it. And because whatever I do, I want to do 131 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:31,499 a good job. 132 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,540 It's only natural. 133 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,140 Repeat after me. 134 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,820 I humiliate myself by groveling at the feet of women. 135 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:43,200 I humiliate myself by groveling at the feet of women. I humiliate myself by 136 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,200 faking passion. 137 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,660 I humiliate myself by faking passion. 138 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,980 I humiliate myself by faking love. 139 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,500 I humiliate myself by faking love. 140 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:55,930 who has brought dishonor to his mother. 141 00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,230 I'm a son. 142 00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:02,470 Who has brought dishonor. Who has brought dishonor to his mother. 143 00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:05,609 And to all who know me. 144 00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,650 And to all who know me. 145 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,390 You really disappoint me, Giuseppe. 146 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:21,530 Thank you, Mr. Steve. 147 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:23,380 You make my day. 148 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,720 From now on, no more women for money. 149 00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:29,100 I'm gonna be my own man. 150 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,220 Promise? 151 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,500 Promise. 152 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,420 Rule number two. 153 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:45,280 Never, ever get involved with a client. 154 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:51,400 Figures. Only honest guy met and he's a jigger. 155 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:42,900 It's my last night. 156 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,160 No! 157 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:50,320 The time has come for me to go out into the world and find out who Giuseppe 158 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,320 really is. 159 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,380 You know, 160 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,160 inside. 161 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,400 I'm gonna miss you all. 162 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:41,840 I saw your show tonight at the club. 163 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:44,420 Really? 164 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,780 Sorry you're not gonna be working anymore. I enjoyed watching you. 165 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,880 Thank you. 166 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,680 Do you come here a lot? 167 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,100 Is this one of your favorite restaurants? 168 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,220 It's my second home. 169 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:10,220 I don't know what you heard about me. 170 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:13,560 But whatever you heard, that's behind me. 171 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,140 I'm sorry. 172 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,680 Maybe another place, another time. 173 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,280 You've got such pretty eyes. 174 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,140 Pretty lips. 175 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:28,780 Thank you. 176 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,800 What about me buying you a plate of pasta? 177 00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:36,060 Just that. 178 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,200 And maybe... 179 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,040 Some little red wine. 180 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:42,900 We talk. 181 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:44,820 What do you say? 182 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,520 Eat your pasta. 183 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,360 Your voice. 184 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,360 What about my voice? 185 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,780 It sounds... How do you say? 186 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,760 Familiar? 187 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:24,020 Familiar? Uh -huh. 188 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,760 Like somebody I know. 189 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,500 Who? 190 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,619 A woman. 191 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,800 A very special woman. 192 00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:51,050 I never did anything like that before. 193 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,750 Offer money to a man like that. 194 00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:03,650 We 195 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:12,870 are 196 00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:14,330 both a little fattened. 197 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,440 in your arms like a baby. 198 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,660 It's too much for me out there. 199 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:43,780 Please, Mr. Steve, take care of me. 200 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,300 Outside, I met this woman who came to me with money. 201 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,780 But she's not like the others. 202 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,080 She was like you. 203 00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:56,020 Strong. 204 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,360 With kind eyes. 205 00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:01,540 I promise you no more, so I walk away from her just like I promised Aoud. 206 00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:03,820 But... 207 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:09,970 You broke my heart. 208 00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:14,770 Because for the first time in my life, I felt something. 209 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:18,210 I want to be with her like a real man. 210 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,910 A real man, Giuseppe? 211 00:23:22,790 --> 00:23:24,710 Dimitri, like a real man. 212 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:28,510 Not for money, but for love. 213 00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:52,630 How would you seduce this woman, Giuseppe? 214 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,650 Soft, you see. 215 00:23:58,470 --> 00:23:59,570 Too soft? 216 00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:04,230 Not too soft. 217 00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:05,690 Never too soft. 218 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:10,910 How would you kiss her? 219 00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:15,570 First her neck. 220 00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:18,290 Then her forehead. 221 00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:21,970 The tip of her nose. 222 00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:24,990 Her lip. 223 00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:28,950 Then down to her breath. 224 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:32,670 Stomach. 225 00:24:37,070 --> 00:24:38,510 Then inside of her thigh. 226 00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:48,270 There's no time yet. 227 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,660 It can't be time yet. 228 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,200 That's it, kids. 229 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:07,160 Your next client is waiting. 230 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:08,460 What do you mean, next client? 231 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,980 No more other clients. 232 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:14,720 I'm not done with Mr. Steve. I need more time. I'm sorry, Giuseppe. Your time is 233 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,720 up. 234 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,900 No. You know it, Giuseppe. 235 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,250 Nobody to save me, but his mama and Mrs. Eve. 236 00:25:28,950 --> 00:25:29,829 That's it. 237 00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:33,530 I don't want you seeing him anymore. He's getting farted, dependent on you. 238 00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:52,310 Can't believe my eyes. 239 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:57,670 I give you my heart, and you make a pestle out of it! 240 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,520 And I thought I found somebody to take home to Mama. 241 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,080 So what changed your mind? 242 00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,600 I don't know which one of you I have to take. 243 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,560 Well, you better make up your mind which one of me you want. 244 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,420 Both. I want you to be both. 245 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,480 So what's your problem? 246 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:14,560 What am I supposed to tell Mama if she asks me how we met? 247 00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:16,630 Tell her the truth. 248 00:27:18,090 --> 00:27:19,450 She'll never believe it. 249 00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:22,490 No one's going to believe this. 250 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,960 You guessed it. 251 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,700 Come June, we got married. 252 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,140 The gigolo and the dominatrix. 253 00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:15,880 When I finally told my mother how we met, all she could do is scratch her 254 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,680 and say, sometimes you find love in the darndest places. 255 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:28,440 If you're looking and still haven't found her yet, keep turning those rocks 256 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,280 over. Because you just never know where that special someone is hiding. 257 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,860 I mean, you could find her... 258 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,140 anytime, anywhere, anyplace. 16290