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Aléjate del ataúd de la
tarna, cardo del barón.
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You cannot stop me, Arbor Knight.
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Una vez que se
activa la corriente, la
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retroalimentación negativa
destrozará su mundo.
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We have 1.32 minutes before the...
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¿Qué diablos está pasando?
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Are you following any of this?
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Estoy tan perdido.
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Should we turn the subtitles back on?
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- shh! -...nano-configuration,
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haciendo que el ataúd de
la tarna se autoimplrodo.
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But that is impossible!
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Nada es imposible.
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We are the Robo-Trees.
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Eres Arbor Knight, nuestro líder.
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Red Wood, you are the hothead.
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Palma d'Or, eres nuestro
Super Genius residente.
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Cypress, you are
our girlboss boss-lady.
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Y soy Tannenbaum, aquí para
poner en marcha tus traseros. Whoo.
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¿Reintrodució seriamente
a cada personaje?
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- This is the ninth movie.
- Muere, Tannenbaum! You suck!
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Guys, you are talking
over the whole ending.
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Esto no ha terminado, árboles robo.
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Your day of reckoning
will soon be at hand.
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No solo te quedes allí, madera roja.
He is still in range. ¡Le dispara!
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You are literally holding a gun.
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Robo-árboles, vamos a casa.
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Yeah. I need a bath.
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Porque estoy apestoso.
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It is a Maximum Velocitree...
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Puaj. No es exactamente ciudadano Kane.
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Me encantó un poco.
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Oh, God. ¡Almiar! ¿Qué estás haciendo?
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No sé qué hacer con
estos sentimientos, Jerry.
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This used to be my
favorite franchise.
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Tal vez es hora de
que me guste otra cosa.
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No! I wanna talk to the manager.
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- ¿Estás a cargo?
- Yeah.
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I am James Gunn.
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¡Ey! Bradley Cooper talló ese escritorio.
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What was up with that
last Maximum Velocitree?
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- ¿No te gustó?
- I thought it was great.
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Estás arruinando mi infancia.
Which is still ongoing.
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¡Deja de comer el tiempo de
pantalla con estúpidos personajes
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de alivio cómico y ponte más
mierda genial en la historia!
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Guys, I am a fan too.
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¿Por qué crees que Warner Bros. me pone
detrás de ese escritorio que ahora me debes?
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So you could pitch
Batman ideas to yourself?
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Exactamente.
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¿Y sabes lo que he aprendido?
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Making movies isn't easy.
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La próxima película máxima de
Velocitree ha sido reescribida 40 veces.
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Thirty by me.
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Ahora, pasaremos cinco años
y medio mil millones haciéndolo,
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pero al final, ¿sabes qué harán
que los fanáticos les guste?
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- A fucking miracle.
- No.
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Lo que necesita la próxima película
máxima de Velocitree es nosotros.
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I'd like to see you try--
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- ¡Ey!
- Es hora de arreglar esta franquicia rota.
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Good luck doing
anything with that script.
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¡Está marcado con agua!
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I will get an Uber.
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No sé, este guión
es bastante bueno.
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- Give that back, Dad.
- Whoa, ¿qué es eso?
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The Movie-lizer.
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Hace películas a la
velocidad del pensamiento.
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I invented it during
the title sequence.
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Veamos lo que James
Gunn había cocinando.
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For the honor of the Robo-Tree.
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Hora de morir.
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With the power of friendship!
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Ay.
Citizen Kane doesn't strike again.
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Oh, lo hará.
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The Movie-lizer uses
a prompt-driven CPU.
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Solo escribo los ajustes que quiera,
y se genera automáticamente el resto.
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Hell yeah.
Haz que pierda a ese chico malo.
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Baron Thistle hasn't been
cool since the third movie.
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Matamos a dos pájaros con un mensaje.
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Till we meet again, Robo-Trees.
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Esperar. ¿De dónde vino esta arma?
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Whoopsie.
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Ey. Ese hombre estaba desarmado.
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Yeah, man. Nada sofisticado.
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Fue un accidente.
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- So awesome. Lo odian.
- Here. Watch this.
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Te condeno a cadena perpetua
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por asesinato sin licencia.
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Oh, please.
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¿No es importante algunas de las
cosas con las que te estás metiendo?
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Oh, fuck the fuck off, Jerry.
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Esa mierda impulsada por
la fórmula, "Save the Cat"
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is what killed the
last couple of movies.
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Eso es correcto, Morty.
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We are gonna make the people
care about the Robo-Trees again.
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Movie-lizer, haznos preocuparnos.
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Where are we?
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Oh, shit. Morty, look.
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Ay dios mío.
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Es la sede de Robo-Tree.
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Wait, how... how is this happening?
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- Intruders!
- Let's go.
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Stop them.
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Mierda. El héroe de la última
acción de la película nos fue.
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We are characters in
the movie now, Morty.
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- Duele.
- ¿Están bien?
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I mean, I can see
you are being shot at.
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¿Papá? Mierda santa,
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I can hear your internal
dialogue in my head.
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¿Se supone que la
máquina funciona así?
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No. The Movie-lizer malfunctioned.
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Ahora los árboles robo
están tratando de matarnos.
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Really? Uh, let me try something.
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- ¿Qué diablos es esto?
- A 2007 Kia Spectra.
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Pensé que podrías usar
un auto de escape genial.
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- Are you kidding me? This car sucks.
- La broma está sobre ti.
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Edmunds Car Report
gave it three stars.
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¡Es un sedán familiar! Shoot it!
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Mejor que nada. Let's go.
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How are we gonna get outta here?
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El litro de película podría expulsarnos
una vez que termine la historia.
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Jerry, escriba que saltamos
al final, y todo funciona.
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I do not think I can, guys.
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Dice que el guión es de
3.000 páginas y contando.
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Also, there's an error-thing
bleeping that says,
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"Antagonista no encontrado"
y "No hay tercer acto".
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Without an ending, you will
be stuck in the movie forever.
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Maldita sea, maldita sea.
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You cut a bunch of
stuff out willy-nilly.
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¿Qué esperabas?
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Look, I understand story.
Déjame volver a poner todo
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-that you took out
and-- - Jerry, stop.
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Solo empeorarás las
cosas. You are a terrible
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writer, and you should
never, ever get on the keys.
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Bueno, disculpe por vivir.
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Alright, we killed the
villain, gotta undo that.
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¿No usaron Lightning
para dar vida a George
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Washington en el máximo
Velocithree: Tell No Lies?
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Hold on.
The machine doesn't hate that...
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¿Ver? Esto va a funcionar.
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We'll bring back Baron Thistle
and give this stupid thing an ending.
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¡Usa tu parpadeo! Fuck off!
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Okay, all we need
now is a little lightning.
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- ¡Estamos de vuelta, bebé!
- It worked.
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¡Estar atento! ¡Zombi!
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Dudar. Acabamos de traerlo de vuelta.
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Fucker bit you.
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¡Esperar! La película-Lizer está
detectando un nuevo antagonista.
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I do not see any--
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Chicos, este nuevo
personaje te ha dado un 20.5%
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mejor posibilidades
de terminar la película.
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- But I am in pain.
- ¿Entonces estamos de vuelta en el curso?
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Sort of. Todavía necesitas un tercer acto.
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In the original draft,
Baron Thistle was gonna
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Mata a Tannenbaum
frente a los árboles robo...
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That would've been a cool ending.
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¿Quizás hijo de Thistle podría
terminar lo que comenzó su padre?
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You do kinda look like him.
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¿Quieres que mate a Tannenbaum?
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Whatever works.
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Bien, sacaré a
Tannenbaum de la cárcel,
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reunite him with the Robo-Trees,
and then Morty will kill him.
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¿La máquina lo
reconoce como un final?
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Hold on.
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It does! Sin embargo, un poco sombrío.
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Shut up. I am off to a jailbreak.
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¿Qué diablos se supone que debo hacer?
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You are the new bad guy.
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Conectarse con las
alambres y dar los árboles robo
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something to stop.
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- ¿Algo para parar? What is that mean?
- ¡Nos vemos en el tercer acto!
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Extra creatine, please.
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- Yo, James Gunn.
- Oh. Hi, Zack Snyder.
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Acabo de ver tu nuevo corte
de Superman y consejo, él
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es el hombre de acero, no
el hombre de conversación.
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- Okay.
- Do more shots of him punching.
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Y aquí hay un movimiento secreto.
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Start the punch
at regular speed,
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and then you are
gonna ramp it down.
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¡No es un maldito secreto!
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I am sorry, Zack Snyder.
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No debería arremeter por ti.
Your biceps are the size of my head.
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Sí, pero también mi corazón.
What is going on with you?
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Algún fanático de la franquicia
Velocitree llegó al lote hoy.
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He used a portal, and he just...
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Zack, no estamos perdiendo
contacto con la audiencia, ¿verdad?
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I mean, I gave notes on the
goddamn Count Chocula movie
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- Esta mañana---
¿Era el portal verde?
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That is Rick Sanchez.
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Gunner, ese es el tipo que selló
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a Nolan en la estantería gigante
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to quote-unquote
punish him for Interstellar.
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No representa a los verdaderos fanáticos.
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He is just the smartest
man in the universe.
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No lo hagas.
He can't do what we do.
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Probablemente.
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Voy a aplastar algunas pesas.
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One day you are gonna wish you
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hit the gym like I
do, James Gunn.
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¿Hola?
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¿Es la base malvada de este carón de Thistle?
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Ya no. Lo estamos empacando.
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Gonna try to sell all this stuff
on my girlfriend's Etsy site.
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Todos, escuchan.
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I am here to get this
place back up and running.
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¡Soy el hijo de Thistle!
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He does sorta have the same jacket.
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Y su cabeza también es un cactus.
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That is all the proof I need!
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Cuéntanos qué hacer.
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Well, what were y'all doing
before Baron Thistle died?
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Oh. Sabes. Plan del Doomsday.
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We were gonna melt the ice caps.
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Pasé meses en los planos, no es
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que tu padre haya
dicho: "Gracias".
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- What is your name?
- Samantha.
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Apesta cuando tu jefe
nunca dice gracias, Samantha.
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But under me, everyone
will feel appreciated.
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Samantha, te estoy poniendo
a cargo de la operación:
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destrucción completa y
total de la capitalización polar.
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Thank you, sir.
Me he sentido tan bajo últimamente.
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I think it is cecause my
mom forgot my birthday.
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Samantha, eso nunca
volverá a suceder.
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I am your Mom now.
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¡Ahora, derretamos algunas casquetes de hielo!
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See? My Son of Thistle idea did work.
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Hijo de una perra lo hizo.
He made a movie machine.
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Lo dice justo al lado.
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- Hello?
- Hi, there.
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It is me. Tu esposa.
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Aquí está la comida de tu prisión, chico nuevo.
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What you in for?
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00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,822
El crimen más rápido que podría cometer.
233
00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,576
Any of you see an annoying
little bitch of a Christmas tree?
234
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:06,039
Oh, por favor.
Oh, please, do not beat me.
235
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,208
No lo haré. I am here to rescue you.
236
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,710
- No vale la pena rescatar.
- Huh?
237
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,755
I suck. Digo frases tontas.
238
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,634
I look like a toy designed for kids.
239
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,803
Soy un maldito idiota.
240
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,721
Wow. More self-aware than I thought.
241
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,890
Pero vamos, todos apestan
hasta que no lo hacen.
242
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,392
That is the arc of every good story.
243
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,560
- ¿Es?
- Aquí está el plan.
244
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,312
I will start a riot and we sneak out.
245
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,563
Sé que no eres un luchador, pero...
246
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,315
When do we start?
247
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,401
Oh.
248
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,611
- Ahora mismo.
- Bien.
249
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,698
Retire eso, imbécil.
250
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,660
I will take it back when I
stop fucking your mother.
251
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,831
Guarde algunos golpes
para el resto de nosotros.
252
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,459
Lunch is ruined.
253
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,511
Whoa. Cool.
254
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,056
Get your fucking rear in gear.
255
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,391
Realmente te extraño.
256
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,934
I miss my hubby.
257
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,561
¿Por qué no entras en la cocina?
258
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,732
Sure. But why are you calling
from a different phone number?
259
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,109
Es un teléfono quemador
para llamadas de spam.
260
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,446
Come into the kitchen
for some lemonade.
261
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,824
Oh, vaya. No puedo dejar pasar limonada.
262
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,076
The Movie-lizer is mine.
263
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:29,415
Nadie es más creativo
que James Gunn.
264
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,299
God damn it. Estamos atascados.
265
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:40,968
No, we are not, Rick.
266
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,012
Agarra mi tocón.
267
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,348
- Yeah!
- Whoa!
268
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,522
Mierda santa. That was awesome.
269
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,983
Y también eso.
270
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,193
- Whoo-hoo! ¡Sí!
- Trabajo bien hecho.
271
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,278
- Alright!
- Thank the squirrels you are safe!
272
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,114
Gracias a Rick Sánchez.
He did everything.
273
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,949
Tú también hiciste mucho.
274
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,409
Definitely more than I expected.
275
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:09,914
Rick, quiero agradecerte
por rescatarme.
276
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,458
Here. I want you to have this.
277
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,667
Es un pedazo de mí.
278
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,628
Oh, thanks.
279
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,421
¿Es esta, como una de tus bolas?
280
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:21,299
Robo-Trees, something
messed up is going viral
281
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,802
En todo Twit-Tok.
282
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,012
Hello, Earth. Soy el
hijo de Thistle, y soy
283
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:29,307
como mi papá, así
que soy un día de juicio.
284
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,518
Samantha, tell the people
what we are gonna do.
285
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,478
Vamos a eliminar las
casquillos de hielo polar
286
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,023
cecause they suck!
287
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,527
¿El listón de películas todavía
piensa que estamos en camino?
288
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,570
Jerry?
289
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,032
- Jerry?
- ¡Es jodido pesado!
290
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,744
Shoulda listened to Snyder.
291
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,624
Justo en la señal.
292
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,669
Weeds, attack!
293
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,507
Robo-árboles, pisotemos ese pinchazo.
294
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,813
Where the hell is Tannenbaum?
295
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,360
- Amigo, ¿dónde está?
- On the ship.
296
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,112
Resulta que Tannenbaum
es un tipo bien.
297
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,447
He is kinda my favorite character now.
298
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,700
¿Qué? ¡Mírame!
I am a fucking cactus!
299
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,368
Relajarse. Confía en el proceso.
300
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,787
Oh my God, you are
re-breaking the story again?
301
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,373
¡Quiero ir a casa!
And I didn't even think
302
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,876
the last Maximum
Velocitree was all that bad.
303
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,628
Dijiste que no era ciudadano Kane.
304
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,006
I am 14! ¡Nunca he visto a Citizen Kane!
305
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,633
Now, listen to me,
you stupid old man!
306
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,677
Vas a traer a Tannenbaum aquí, y
307
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,846
lo voy a disparar
en la maldita cabeza
308
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,848
just like we planned!
309
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,226
¡Está bien, está bien! I will help you kill him.
310
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,478
- ¿Vas a hacer qué?
- Mom?
311
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,689
You are in cahoots
with the Robo-Trees?
312
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,109
- Samantha, déjame explicarte.
- Okay. Go ahead.
313
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,694
Shit, she called my bluff. ¡Correr!
314
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,821
¡Consíguelos!
315
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,911
- Dad, help.
- Tu papá no está respondiendo.
316
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,372
That is because he is in
the kitchen, talking to his wife.
317
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,498
- James Gunn?
- James Gunn?
318
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,334
- Eso es correcto.
- James Gunn?
319
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,003
- Solo aléjate, hombre. Walk away.
- But...
320
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,172
I read that dinosaur
book you wrote, Jerry.
321
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,090
- cosas realmente buenas.
- You did?
322
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,010
Bueno, tengo la esencia.
Maybe we could do business together?
323
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,553
Trato de dos imágenes?
324
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,639
- Dad, no!
- ¡No lo hagas! We need you!
325
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,308
Eso es todo, Jerry.
Give in to Hollywood.
326
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,644
¿Sabes cómo tener
éxito en esta ciudad?
327
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,355
By turning your back on family.
328
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,565
No me gusta eso.
329
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,318
No! You could've had it all!
330
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,070
Chicos, estoy de vuelta.
331
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,989
Jeez Louise, what did you do?
La historia se ha vuelto lineal.
332
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,533
We pissed off the good
guys and the bad guys.
333
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,160
A Rick le gusta Tannenbaum ahora.
334
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,371
- I just think he is interesting.
- Necesitamos un nuevo final.
335
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,997
I literally wrote us into a corner.
336
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,582
Tienes que escribirnos fuera de aquí, Jerry.
337
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,709
Me? You said I was a terrible writer
338
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,753
quien nunca debería,
nunca, nunca, nunca
339
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,755
I didn't say that many "evers."
Escucha, Jerry.
340
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,924
Any idiot can plug
an idea into a machine
341
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,676
when they do not care
what it spits back out,
342
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,344
Pero se necesita un
tipo especial de idiota
343
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,971
para subir a las llaves
y escribirnos un final.
344
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,347
You are that idiot.
345
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,431
¿Pero cómo?
346
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,266
It is always been
right in front of you.
347
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,477
Ve a mi banco de trabajo.
348
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,770
Alright. I am there.
349
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,981
Abra el tercer cajón a la
derecha y llegue de regreso.
350
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,482
There should be a
small orange bottle.
351
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,068
¿Qué es? ¿Algún dispositivo de ciencia ficción?
352
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,654
Better. It is magic.
353
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,364
No tome más de dos, beba
354
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,741
mucha agua y recuerde parpadear.
355
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:39,122
I now pronounce you
two both guilty and dead.
356
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,999
Aw, Dios. Dad? Help.
357
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,417
Then, as fate
would have it, a very
358
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,545
large air vent
opened beneath them.
359
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,964
Nuestros héroes escapan de la ejecución a
través de la gran ventilación con ventilación.
360
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,341
As fate would have it, this
is a direct path to the outside.
361
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,470
Slam corta al exterior: Nueva York, día.
362
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,513
New York?
363
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,889
Why are we in New York?
364
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,266
¡Deja de microgestionarme!
365
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,684
Then, as fate would have it,
366
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,519
Una Lamborgina de alto octanaje se detiene.
367
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,187
Whoopsie, forgot how to drive.
368
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,356
Aquí, chico, atrapar.
369
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,941
Whoa. El Adderall está Hittin '.
370
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,485
Get in the car!
371
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,598
De acuerdo, Jerry,
ahora llévanos al clímax.
372
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,933
Nerth Pole?
373
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,518
¡Ahí es donde Samantha
construyó la súper arma!
374
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,687
Dad's trying to get
us back on course.
375
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:45,898
Aférrate.
376
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,611
¡Sí! ¡Tenemos curvatura!
377
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,744
Guessing that is your doomsday weapon.
378
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,079
Estamos cerca del final de la película.
379
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,747
Damn. Samantha built it fast.
380
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,082
Supongo que
apoyarlos debajo de ti
381
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,292
Here they come!
382
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,528
Tenemos 1.63 minutos
antes de que las casquillos de
383
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,363
hielo polares de fusión
lleguen a la punto de no retorno.
384
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,949
- We got company.
- Detén a ese traidor.
385
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,202
Mierda, Morty, creo que descubrí
el mejor final hasta el momento.
386
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,204
Hello, Mother.
387
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,540
Tratas con eso.
I do not know what that is about.
388
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,334
Ven a buscarme, árboles.
389
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,546
Samantha, hey. Hermoso
trabajo en el arma.
390
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,090
I thought you actually
liked my evil plan.
391
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,634
Pero seamos sinceros, no eres madre.
392
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,345
You are just a bad guy.
393
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,264
Aléjate de esa súper arma.
394
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,601
- Let's blast him.
- Por una vez, estoy de acuerdo contigo.
395
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,772
Stop! Do not shoot! ¡Es un buen hombre!
396
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,482
He saved me.
397
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,442
- No. Soy malo.
- Huh?
398
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,611
I only rescued you so
I could have you killed.
399
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,115
Te odio, Tannenbaum.
You look like a toy.
400
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,951
- ¡Muere ya!
- Gun!
401
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,039
See you... next... summer.
402
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,920
Esperar. No. ¡No!
403
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,931
You saved the world
from another unarmed man.
404
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,267
Oh, no. ¿Murieron?
405
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:50,563
Sometimes, saving the world
requires complex decisions.
406
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,442
Decisiones tomadas por un verdadero líder.
407
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,656
Hail, Tannen-Knight,
leader of the Robo-Trees.
408
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,367
Lo hicieron. What an ending.
409
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,120
Superan al Gunn.
410
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,667
- We are back. ¡Ay dios mío!
- ¡Estamos vivos!
411
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,045
We were dead in the movie!
Realmente muerto.
412
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,215
Wow, Dad. Parece que
nosotros morir realmente te afectó.
413
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,799
No, he just forgot to blink.
414
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,260
Aún. Lo admito.
Making movies is hard.
415
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,930
De ahora en adelante, voy a ser
un fanático imposible de por favor.
416
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,599
You said it! Vamos a troll
algunas secciones de comentarios.
417
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,893
Oh God, where did James Gunn go?
418
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,771
Joder James Gunn.
Where is the goddamn hard drive?
419
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:35,024
Les digo que, señor
hermanos, rompieron el código.
420
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,069
This will not just
put butts in seats
421
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,363
and sell popcorn, it
will give people hope.
422
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,908
Podría salvar a Hollywood.
It could change everything.
423
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,787
Buen trabajo, Sr. Gunn.
Give the man a sundae.
424
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,539
Ooh, me encantan los Sundaes.
425
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,511
Why was it called a sundae?
426
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,139
Es una velocidad máxima
427
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,558
Robotic trees against adversity
428
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,477
No es ciencia espacial o geometría
429
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,896
So sit on back and watch the movie
430
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:16,274
Cinco árboles contra un hombre de cactus
431
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,234
Next summer, we'll be back again
432
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,152
Tengo que llenar nuestra demanda de contenido
433
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,446
If domestic tanks,
there's always Japan
434
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,073
Todo lo que necesitamos
es amistad y sol
435
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,324
Choking on a wild vine
436
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,076
Nadie nos deja crecer desde cero
437
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,704
Baron Thistle and his Hench-Weeds
lookin' like some bad seeds
438
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,122
Ahora las velocidades van a reunir
439
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,124
They have a tendency
to fight tyrannic succulents
440
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,126
Tienen una tendencia a
patear el culo de la planta
441
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,005
It is a Maximum Velocitree
442
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:39,839
Está bien, Jerry. All set.
443
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,883
Pero para que conste, no apruebo el uso
de la película de películas de esta manera.
444
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,468
Hear that, Dad? Estás listo para ir.
445
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:48,180
Can't believe I am
actually inside Space Jam 7.
446
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,433
Oh, oye, LeBron.
Still doing this, huh?
447
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,560
Salgamos de aquí.
448
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:57,189
Hey, guys. You know how I've
been writing raptor porn on the side?
449
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,443
Estoy listo para compartirlo con el mundo.
450
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,778
Oh, well, guess
I will just leave it
451
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,323
on this machine
till they come back.
452
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,909
¿Tipo? ¿Sigues ahí? Oh no.
453
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,746
Dear God. ¿Qué es eso?
454
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,498
¡Detener! ¡Deja ir!
455
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,750
What are you doing? Stop!
456
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,585
Do not just stand
there, Speedy Gonzales.
457
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,879
¡Haz algo!
458
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,840
Did you get any of that?
459
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,840
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