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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:07,100 Hey, Lisa. 2 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,480 The Riggmas are having a party Friday night. You want to come? 3 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:11,300 Me? 4 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:12,980 Invited to one of your broad shoulders? 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:17,020 I mean, parties? 6 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,198 I'd love to. 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,200 I'll be there. 8 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,520 Great. I'll see you there. 9 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:21,880 Yeah. 10 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,280 Good taste, Trevor. 11 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,640 Thank you, Rick. 12 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:26,460 Hey, Morris. 13 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,460 We've been looking for you. 14 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:29,880 Hi, Rick. Hi, Trevor. 15 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:31,280 You guys know my friends. 16 00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:34,970 No. Anyway, 17 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:39,770 listen, as you know, we only invite the top people to join the Rigmas. 18 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:44,390 Oh, I'm flattered, but I'm just not interested. 19 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:48,730 So, Zach, what do you say? 20 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:50,190 Want to pledge? 21 00:00:50,790 --> 00:00:51,850 Me a Rigma? 22 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:53,830 That'd be great. What do I have to do? 23 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:56,790 Well, we'll find you after school and we'll fill you in on the pledge rolls. 24 00:00:58,510 --> 00:00:59,189 All right. 25 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:03,730 Zach, you are so lucky. They have the wildest parties and only the best 26 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,930 girls. Really? 27 00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,910 All right. I've changed my mind. 28 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,110 I'll join. 29 00:01:11,930 --> 00:01:15,850 When I wake up in the morning and the longest I don't want it, I don't think 30 00:01:15,850 --> 00:01:17,410 I'll ever make it on time. 31 00:01:18,170 --> 00:01:19,170 Bye. 32 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:22,650 Bye. 33 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:26,530 Bye. 34 00:02:13,799 --> 00:02:16,620 Pledging school clubs isn't for everyone. 35 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:22,480 You have to take orders, do insane things, and endure constant humiliation. 36 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,020 Sort of like being a teacher. 37 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,580 Hurry up, Belding's coming. 38 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,140 Pledge Zach Morris. 39 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:30,520 Oh, no. 40 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,840 Now. 41 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:39,610 Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far from home. 42 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:46,990 Zach, is it really worth it? Sure it is. Besides, all members had to go for 43 00:02:46,990 --> 00:02:48,830 Rigma Pledge Week. It's important. 44 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:50,110 It's tradition. 45 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:54,350 Or in the words of Socrates, it's the pits. 46 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:59,110 Please leave your quizzes on your desks and read chapter nine. 47 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:01,510 Or sing chapter nine, if you'd rather. 48 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:05,730 If I could collect the papers, please. I have a meeting with Mr. Belding. 49 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:07,110 Thank you. 50 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:10,430 Nice hat. 51 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:14,070 Hey, Screech, can I carry your books? 52 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:19,250 Why? Well, every day he has to do a favor for someone who's not the coolest. 53 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:22,090 Do you mean a borderline nerd? 54 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,610 Oh, not that bad. 55 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,330 Oh, you mean a dweeb. 56 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,040 That's great. Sure, you can carry my books. Come on, come on. You don't 57 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,800 understand, Screech. This is your chance to get Zach to do anything for you. 58 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:34,520 Anything. Mikey. 59 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,360 I see. 60 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,820 That's great. Let's not take advantage of the situation. 61 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,260 Now, let's see. 62 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,140 I have this nickname, Phil. 63 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,200 All right. All right, I'll take care of it. 64 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,780 Yes, Mr. Belding. You wanted to see me? 65 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,320 Here, read this. 66 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:06,260 All principals are to designate an acting principal to act as principal 67 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:08,480 the actual principal cannot be there to act as principal. 68 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,520 Have you broken this code yet? 69 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,140 Look, the school board now requires a substitute principal whenever I'm not on 70 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:18,920 campus. There's a one -week trial run. Will you do it? 71 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,779 Mr. Belding, it would be an honor. 72 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,280 Oh, by the way, what's in it for me? 73 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:28,550 All right, new encyclopedia. 74 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:31,750 But it's got to be the full set. That's A through Z. 75 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:35,850 Okay, but the Q book's propping up the short leg on my dining room table, and 76 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:37,870 now the soup is going to slide into Grandma Belding. 77 00:04:45,210 --> 00:04:46,550 Hi, guys. Have you seen them? 78 00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:47,970 There they are. 79 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:52,110 That is not funny. You have no idea what they're putting me through. 80 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:53,870 Whatever it is, it's worth it. 81 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,700 Be all you can be, Zack. 82 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:57,120 Be a Rigma. 83 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:02,320 Don't say anything. I just can't do more of this stuff. 84 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,960 Has anybody here seen Zack Morris? 85 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,300 There he is. 86 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:11,180 There you are. I've been looking all over for you guys. 87 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:14,940 Mr. Morris, we would like to see you up on stage. Would you like to see him up 88 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:15,940 on stage, Trevor? 89 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,000 Rick, I would like that very much. 90 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,180 Would anybody like to see Mr. 91 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,400 Morris do... 92 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,380 Ten jumping jacks? 93 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,280 How about twenty? 94 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,480 Twenty? Do you want to hear thirty? 95 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:30,700 Thirty! 96 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:32,580 Could have said forty. 97 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:34,700 Okay, it's forty. 98 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:39,480 I can't believe they're making you do this. Why don't you just quit? 99 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,340 Red jackets. 100 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,240 Parties. 101 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,880 And girls. 102 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:50,900 Don't you think enough is enough? This isn't funny anymore. 103 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:54,100 Oh, come on. We're just having a good time. 104 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,580 He doesn't have to do this if he doesn't want to. 105 00:05:56,820 --> 00:06:00,000 Oh, thanks, guys. Of course, Trevor, he won't become a rigma. 106 00:06:02,380 --> 00:06:03,380 Morning. 107 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:12,440 Miss Bliss is acting as principal this week, so I'll be taking over all of her 108 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,440 classes. 109 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:18,680 Miss Bliss usually teaches us from inside the classroom. 110 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,480 Inside. 111 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:29,300 Substitute. Well, the flu is going around and there is a shortage in the 112 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:30,300 substitute pool. 113 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:33,420 And why am I telling you all this? Everyone sit down. 114 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,840 Now, what chapter are we on? 115 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,180 Mr. Balding, this is homeroom. 116 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:45,320 Oh, well, what do you do in homeroom? Nothing. 117 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:49,640 Well, that's going to change right now. We are going to do something in 118 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,980 homeroom. Does anyone have any suggestions? 119 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:52,420 Hey, we can go. 120 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,840 Come on now, let's make this meaningful. 121 00:06:57,060 --> 00:07:00,680 Let's close this generation gap. Let's wrap. 122 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:06,120 All right, I'll start. 123 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:10,900 Last night, Mrs. Belding and I were celebrating our wedding anniversary with 124 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:12,120 eighth, my seventh. 125 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:16,200 She encourages me to be zany like that. 126 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,480 How romantic. 127 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,840 So, where did you meet the old ball and chain? 128 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,640 We were in high school at a Halloween party. 129 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,430 We were bobbing for apples and our retainers locked. 130 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,590 After that, we were stuck with each other. 131 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:36,230 Surf's up. 132 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:41,070 This is so dumb. I don't know how I ever thought those guys were so cool. 133 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,890 So you're not going to their party? 134 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,170 Oh, I'm still going, but I won't dance well. 135 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:49,050 Mr. Belding, what are you doing here? 136 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:51,030 Actually, we're just shooting the breeze. 137 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,450 By the way, Zach, cowabunga. 138 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,120 That was really a great homeroom. Thanks for coming. 139 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,180 Take care. See you real soon. 140 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,000 What am I doing? 141 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,860 Zack, you have company. 142 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:08,340 Hey, Beach Bum. 143 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:13,100 Look, I've had about enough of this. Why don't you guys just leave him alone? 144 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,359 Get lost. 145 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,360 You're on your own, sir. 146 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:21,040 Mr. Morris, Rick and I have a little surprise for you. 147 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,660 I can't watch this. Tell me everything that happens. 148 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,139 Excuse me? 149 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,740 Children? Children, would you mind leaving us alone? 150 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,520 Should we leave him alone, Lisa? 151 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,039 I don't know. 152 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:34,039 What do you think, Nikki? 153 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,960 I think we sound like two jerks, Lisa. 154 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Hi, Zach. 155 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:49,660 Uh, I know this is none of my business, but, um, don't you think the Rigmans are 156 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:51,080 pushing this a little too far? 157 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:59,960 I remember when I was at Carl Apes, they made me eat live goldfish. 158 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,080 Please. 159 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,340 So, Mr. Morris, how about some sushi? 160 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:07,040 Oh, come on, fellas. Anything but raw fish. 161 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,440 We're just kidding, Morris. 162 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,400 You look a little cold there. 163 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:11,800 Maybe this will warm you up. 164 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,099 I'm in. 165 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,340 I did it all right. Not so fast, pledge breath. 166 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,300 Are we your friends? 167 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,119 Sure you are. 168 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,840 Then what do you call the people that were just here? 169 00:09:22,340 --> 00:09:23,720 Friends. Correction. 170 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:25,700 Rigmuth only hang out with Rigmuth. 171 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:28,370 As of this moment, they're history. 172 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,210 But they've always been my friends. 173 00:09:30,610 --> 00:09:32,670 If you want to wear the jacket, you've got to pay the price. 174 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:34,350 Kiss them goodbye. 175 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:48,130 Tracy, tell Mrs. Barnes that I'm approving her field trip under one 176 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:51,870 This year, she remembers to take her students with her. 177 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:53,550 I'll hand it to you, Miss Bliss. 178 00:09:54,170 --> 00:09:55,690 You run a happy ship. 179 00:09:56,690 --> 00:09:59,010 I'm sure Mr. Belding would have done the same thing. 180 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:02,450 Well, it's because of you I got to watch him tow away that blue Yugo. 181 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:03,949 Felt good. 182 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:04,950 Thank you, Miss Bliss. 183 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:07,410 Anything to keep our ship happy. 184 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:11,410 I don't want to seem ungrateful, Miss Bliss, but, you know, we can really use 185 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,410 electric leaf blower. 186 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:15,670 My men have been stooping over so much, they're all starting to look up to 187 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:16,670 Shorty Beeman. 188 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:21,630 I'm sure we can arrange something, Myla. We'll talk about this later. 189 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:22,930 Thank you, Miss Bliss. 190 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:28,390 Did he just thank you for something? 191 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:31,330 Yes. I helped him out. He was grateful. 192 00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:32,950 Never thanks me for anything. 193 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:36,690 Well, when was the last time you helped him out? 194 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,850 I don't see what that has to do with it. 195 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:42,210 Acting Principal Bliss? 196 00:10:43,890 --> 00:10:45,430 Oh, hello, Mrs. Murphy. 197 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:47,390 Mm -hmm. 198 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,010 Mm -hmm. 199 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:52,410 Yes, I did receive the flowers and the cookies. 200 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:53,830 Thank you. 201 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:55,850 Great. 202 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,520 have to go now. 203 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,120 Goodbye. 204 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,820 Mrs. Murphy sent you flowers? 205 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,220 And cookies. 206 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,340 All I ever get from her are complaints that the kids are littering her lawn. 207 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Not anymore. 208 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:13,320 I got the crossing guard to move over one corner in front of her house. 209 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,080 He keeps an eye on the kids when they don't litter. 210 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:19,440 I thought of that. I just hadn't gotten around to it yet, that's all. 211 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,080 Oh. 212 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:23,620 How are you getting on with the students? 213 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:24,799 Oh, fine. 214 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,180 I'm teaching. They're learning. 215 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,890 I feel as though in a small way I'm making an impact on their lives. 216 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:33,470 Mr. Belding, you only had homeroom. 217 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:36,390 Picky, picky, picky. 218 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:43,130 Okay, Mort, it's time for you to test your loyalty. 219 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:48,030 Now? Now. 220 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:55,810 Hey, guys. 221 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:59,010 I hope you understand that I don't want to do what I'm about to do, but I have 222 00:11:59,010 --> 00:11:59,909 to do it. 223 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,090 What are you talking about? 224 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:08,710 So, Mikey, still in love with Caitlin over here. 225 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:14,490 Zach! Hey, Caitlin, this guy's got the hots for you. Go on, ask her out. 226 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,130 What's wrong with him? 227 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:24,250 That was one of the meanest things I've ever seen. 228 00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:25,650 Come on, you have to understand. 229 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:28,190 Once I get into the club, everything will be different. 230 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:30,690 Remember, remember, remember. 231 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,710 Remember, remember, remember. 232 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:33,970 Remember, remember, remember. Remember, remember, remember. 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Remember, remember, 243 00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:46,130 remember. Remember, remember, remember. Remember, remember, remember. Remember, 244 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:48,070 remember, remember. Remember, remember, remember. Remember, remember, remember. 245 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:49,290 Remember, 246 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:50,890 remember, remember. Remember, 247 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:54,830 remember, remember. 248 00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:56,370 For this. 249 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,990 Oh, listen, I'm allergic to meringue. Could you just hit me with a plate? Just 250 00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:06,990 get out of here. 251 00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,430 I thought we were friends. 252 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:09,790 We are. 253 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:15,230 Look, why would I be friends with a nothing like you? 254 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:19,050 Hey, Screech. 255 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:20,130 Screech, wait a second. 256 00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:22,230 You are now a Rigma. 257 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:23,690 We're in, buddy. 258 00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:26,109 Rigmas. Together. 259 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:27,450 Forever. 260 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:28,890 Forever? 261 00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:36,850 Hi, guys. 262 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:41,990 Come on. I just had to do all that stuff to get in the club. 263 00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:43,310 Did you hear something? 264 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,690 I thought I did. 265 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:47,670 Did it sound like a knife going into someone's back? 266 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:48,890 Give me a break. 267 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:51,370 Hey, Screech, you want to grab a burger after school? 268 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:53,670 I'd love to, Zach, but nothing. 269 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,880 don't eat burgers. 270 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,400 I'm ready to teach now. 271 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:02,260 Good morning, class. 272 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,020 As you know, my name is Mr. 273 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:05,860 Felding. 274 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:11,860 Today's lesson is Historical Word Association. 275 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,440 What do these names have in common? 276 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,260 James Monroe and Warren G. Harding. 277 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,280 They were United States presidents. 278 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:21,180 Very good, Lisa. 279 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,540 It was Edwin, and Neil Armstrong's real name was Neil. 280 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,100 Thank you, Samuel. 281 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,560 Judas and Benedict Arnold. 282 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:38,280 Relatives of Zack Morris. They're both traitors. All right. That's not funny, 283 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,500 Nicky. All right. 284 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,780 It may not be funny, but it's true. All right, all right. That is enough. 285 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,820 Now, our next one is... Just keep them in order. 286 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:52,280 Come on. Look, now that I'm in, we can all be friends. 287 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,160 On weekends and stuff. 288 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:55,860 Could we really? 289 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,660 Gee, that's so nice of you. 290 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,600 Wow. Maybe he'd even let us touch his jacket. 291 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,440 Hey, give me that. Oh, sure. Here. 292 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,560 Don't. Let's not throw the jacket. 293 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,680 Don't. Did I tell you not to? All right. All right. That's it. 294 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:12,700 To the principal's office. 295 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,160 Who? 296 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,580 Everybody. 297 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,460 I'm sure glad I don't have to handle this one. 298 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,600 Let's go. 299 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,540 Single file. Okay. 300 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:33,970 get this straight. 301 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:38,090 Mikey got hit in the face with a pie. No, Nikki got hit in the face with a 302 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,510 and Zach only ruined my entire life. 303 00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:43,850 And then he called someone's parents and said Screech went with makeup. 304 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:45,230 He did? 305 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:49,750 No, it was my parents, and I got home just in time to erase the message. 306 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:53,150 Look, we're only in here because these guys had to throw my jacket all over the 307 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:55,530 room. Mr. Bell, did you have any swag? 308 00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,910 Yes, I worked on those cards for six hours. 309 00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:03,780 Is what they're saying true? 310 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,300 No. It wasn't a whole pie. It was a piece of pie. 311 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:10,200 It was a pie, Zach, no matter how you slice it. 312 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:14,200 Mr. Bennett, could you please take the students back to class? 313 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,720 Zach, stick around. 314 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,980 I understand. If you want to call his mother, she's number four on my speed 315 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,160 dial. Okay, people, move out. 316 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:26,780 Miss Bliss, just be fair. 317 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,620 Expel him. 318 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:34,740 Does trap stick count? 319 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,260 Well, they're just jealous because I'm in the club and they're not. 320 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:49,260 Jealousy wasn't the emotion that came to mind. It was more, let me see, like 321 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,700 murder. You don't understand either. 322 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,920 Look, if you want to wear the jacket, you've got to pay the price. 323 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:56,900 I see. 324 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,580 Well, then you better take care of this. 325 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,680 It was very expensive. 326 00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:05,720 Cost you four friends. 327 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,880 So, how's your day gone? 328 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,400 Oh, I'd say it's gone very, very badly. 329 00:17:18,859 --> 00:17:20,240 Oh, come on. 330 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,859 It can't be that bad. 331 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:25,500 Let me ask you something. Do you really give open book quizzes? 332 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,140 Never. 333 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,680 I knew it. 334 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,460 Don't be so hard on yourself. 335 00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:34,670 Sure, that's easy for you to say. You're the perfect teacher and the perfect 336 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:39,010 principal. Thank you, Miss Bliss. Thank you, Miss Bliss. It drives me crazy. 337 00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:41,130 Calm down, Mr. Belding. 338 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:42,850 You're right. 339 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:45,690 Maybe I could learn from this. How do you do it? 340 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:51,070 Well, there's really nothing to it. I mean, Tina needed supplies, so I took 341 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,330 of it, and Mr. Fetterman wanted Friday off, so I arranged it. 342 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:55,970 Well, I must say I am impressed. 343 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:57,650 When I call, they always say no. 344 00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:00,070 Who says no? 345 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,680 People at the Board of Education. 346 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,180 Where you call for approval? 347 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,440 You did call for approval. 348 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:12,980 I didn't know I was supposed to. 349 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,940 Surely you don't need approval to have a car towed, do you? 350 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:20,380 Oh, you mean that broken down Yugo that's been there for two weeks? 351 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,080 Right. Why didn't you ever have it towed? 352 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,940 Because it's mine. 353 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,540 Miss Bliss. 354 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:33,320 There's a Mrs. Murphy on the phone. Something about a crossing guard's 355 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,040 clashing with the color of her house. 356 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,440 Strange lady. 357 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,120 Oh, I'll be right there. 358 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,740 This whole day is really messed up, isn't it? 359 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Thank you. 360 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,060 Thank you. 361 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,380 You're not perfect. 362 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,340 She's not perfect. 363 00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:49,780 Oh, there's hope. 364 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,040 She is not perfect. 365 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,780 Look, I feel really bad about what I did. 366 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:05,160 Since I have to choose between you and the club, well, I want to be with you. 367 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,160 your Zach is back. 368 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,780 Well, I guess I can speak for all of us when I say, get lost. 369 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,580 But I chose you over the club. 370 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,300 And we're choosing nothing over you. 371 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,140 Thanks! 372 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,420 Hey, Morris, come sit with us. 373 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,500 Yeah, I'd like that. 374 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,580 You would have done anything to become a Rigma, wouldn't you? You know it, and 375 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:36,580 I'd do it again. 376 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,860 Well, we felt the same way. 377 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,480 Really? What'd they make you do? 378 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,560 They made us find an eighth grader and make him believe he was pledging to 379 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,500 Rigmas. Wow, that's great. 380 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,140 How did the poor sap take it? 381 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,700 You tell us. 382 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,020 Me? 383 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,120 Afraid so. 384 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,040 You mean I wasn't pledging? None of this stuff I did counted? 385 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,080 Oh, look on the bright side. 386 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:03,860 We got in. 387 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,680 Rigma, together. 388 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,140 Forever. Forever. 389 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,760 Now you know how you made us feel. 390 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,440 So you heard. 391 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,900 Who would have guessed they were setting you up to be a sucker? How could they 392 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:24,900 do this to me? 393 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:29,240 Well, they wanted to join the club so bad that they didn't care who they 394 00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:30,850 Sound familiar? 395 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:35,210 You know, it really seems like a lot of dumb stuff just to get into a few 396 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:36,890 parties. Well, it was more than that. 397 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,490 I thought this was my chance to really be someone in this school. But you 398 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,490 already are. 399 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:44,050 Yeah, to you guys I am. But that doesn't count. 400 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:49,950 You know what counts is what the other guys think of me. What counts is that 401 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:50,970 really saying dumb things. 402 00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:53,890 You guys are right not to take me back. 403 00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:55,970 What do you think? 404 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,990 Should we invite him along, Nikki? 405 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,290 I think that'd be very nice, Lisa. 406 00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:03,610 What do you think, Mikey? I think that's a very good idea. 407 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,150 Don't you agree, Screech? 408 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:07,610 About what? 409 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,470 Hey, you coming? 410 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,530 Yeah. 411 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:35,320 Favorite time in school is when we have a substitute teacher. They can usually 412 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,320 get away with anything. 413 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,840 But one time in junior high, it was different when Miss Bliss brought this 414 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,880 really great guy in to teach us about the Civil War. 415 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,880 We learned a lot more than we had planned on. 416 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,200 Watch and see what happens. 29594