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Bad dog!
Bad dog!
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[Dog yelping]
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Now, what am I missing?
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Hmm.
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But of course!
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Atmosphere.
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[Soft music playing]
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[Loud thumping]
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What?
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Not here! Not now!
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Not tonight!
Please, not tonight!
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No, no, please!
Don't let it be!
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Dee Dee.
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♪ Babysitter,
babysitter ♪
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♪ we get a babysitter
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♪ babysitter,
babysitter ♪
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No, Dee Dee, no!
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You are ruining
everything!
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Can you not see
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that I have
painstakingly
made sure
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that everything
is in order?
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Tonight must go
absolutely perfect.
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Capisce?
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Hmm...
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Ooh...
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I get it.
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♪ Dexter's got
a girlfriend ♪
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♪ Dexter's got
a girlfriend ♪
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No, no, no.
You have got it
all wrong.
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It's, uh, uh...
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Poker night!
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[Doorbell rings]
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Dee Dee,
could you get that?
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Ok, mom.
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Wait, Dee Dee, wait!
I'll get it!
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[Ding dong]
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Dee Dee: Coming!
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No, Dee Dee, no!
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Ok, Dexter.
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You can answer the door
for your girlfriend.
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I do not know what
you are talking about,
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but as long
as I am here,
I might as well--
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ok, Dexter.
Think cool.
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Ciao.
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[Slow wolf whistle]
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How's my little guy
this evening?
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[Stammering]
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Mom: Lisa, thanks
for coming over, hon.
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There's food
in the kitchen,
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and we left the number
where you can reach us.
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Be good, kids.
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Dee Dee: Hey, Lisa,
guess what?
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Dexter has a secret!
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He likes a girl--
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hello, Lisa. Will you excuse me
for a minute?
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Dee Dee, what is that?
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What? Where?
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Over there.
Go get it, girl!
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Now, Lisa,
where were we?
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[Telephone ringing]
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Oh, excuse me, Dexter.
I'll be right back.
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Drat.
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Hello?
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Oh, Jeff, you called.
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Jeff?
Who is this Jeff?
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Of course I do.
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You're my little
fuzzy lambikins.
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No! She didn't!
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She did?
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Bet they're not
in love like us, Jeffy.
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Love?
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Oh, can it be true?
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Can the object
of my affection
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be bequeathed
to another?
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No!
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Carpe diem,
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in other words,
reach out
and touch someone!
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Ha ha ha!
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Hey, Dexter,
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is this what
I'm looking for?
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No! Now go away!
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I am hatching
an evil scheme.
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Now, where was I?
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Ah, yes.
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Ha ha ha!
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Yeah, sure I saw
your game today.
You were great.
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[Click]
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Lisa, are you there?
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Lisa!
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Computer: Dexter,
telephone line
disconnected.
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Ready for redial
and voice augmentation.
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Good.
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[Ring]
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Hello? Lisa?
What happened?
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I guess we just
got cut off,
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but I wanted
to call you back
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and tell you that
you have got cooties,
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and I am in love
with Dexter. Bye.
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Hello, Lisa?
Hey, what is this?
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Hello? That's it.
I'm coming over!
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Now for phase two.
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[Telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Dee Dee,
get off the phone!
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Ok, but I'm still looking
for whatever I'm supposed
to be looking for.
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Great.
Ok, bye-bye.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Bye!
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One more time.
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Hello? Jeff?
Jeff, what happened?
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Oh, I guess we just
got cut off,
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but I wanted
to call you back
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and tell you that
you have got cooties,
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and I am
in love with--
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with my football. Bye.
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Hello? Jeff? Jeff?
Are you there?
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[Dial tone]
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Mission accomplished.
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And now for the third
and final phase:
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The old sympathetic ear.
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Hey!
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What is wrong, Lisa?
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Men are dirt!
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Aw, that is not true.
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Maybe you just
have not met
the right man...
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Or boy.
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Maybe you should
just give up on jocks
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and go for
the more bookish type.
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Oh, Dexter,
you are so sweet.
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If only you were
ten years older.
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Ten years older?
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Wait! Hold that thought!
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Yes! Yes!
Ten years older!
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I will blind her
with science!
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Hey, Dee Dee?
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Yeah?
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What are you
looking for?
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I don't know.
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Weird family.
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Now, my sweet,
where were we?
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Aah!
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Lisa, wait!
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Now I'll never find
true love.
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Aah!
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I found it!
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It's you I've
been looking for
all this time!
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No, Dee Dee, no!
It's me--Dexter!
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Oh, hello.
May I help you?
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Yeah.
Is your name Dexter?
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Why, yes, it is.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm Jeff.
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