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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,009 [Click click click] 2 00:00:45,924 --> 00:00:49,053 Into the vault! So speaks Dr. Diablos! 3 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,109 Man: Halt, evil doers! 4 00:00:51,139 --> 00:00:53,175 No! It cannot be! 5 00:00:53,211 --> 00:00:58,225 ♪ Major glory 6 00:01:05,998 --> 00:01:07,151 Wow! Wow! 7 00:01:07,185 --> 00:01:10,976 That was the best major glory 8 00:01:11,012 --> 00:01:12,246 wow! You said it! 9 00:01:12,283 --> 00:01:15,242 Take that, Dr. Diablos! 10 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,228 Wait a second, kids. 11 00:01:16,262 --> 00:01:18,087 I will be hiring a sidekick 12 00:01:18,117 --> 00:01:20,323 to help me battle the forces of evil. 13 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:23,335 So, if you have spunk, tenacity, 14 00:01:23,365 --> 00:01:25,361 and the good old American spirit, 15 00:01:25,889 --> 00:01:27,273 then you, too, can be my sidekick! 16 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:29,366 I'll be at the independence mall this weekend 17 00:01:29,901 --> 00:01:31,325 to personally handpick the youngster 18 00:01:31,355 --> 00:01:34,946 who will battle by my side for justice. 19 00:01:34,982 --> 00:01:38,091 Salutations, america! 20 00:01:39,412 --> 00:01:42,390 Not since the completion of my lab 21 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:46,131 has there ever been a more important moment in time. 22 00:01:46,164 --> 00:01:51,289 I, Dexter, pledge before the disciples of science-- 23 00:01:51,329 --> 00:01:52,282 Einstein, 24 00:01:52,316 --> 00:01:53,399 Tesla, 25 00:01:53,435 --> 00:01:55,070 Newton-- 26 00:01:55,107 --> 00:01:57,334 that I shall become none other than... 27 00:01:57,364 --> 00:02:01,225 Major glory's sidekick! 28 00:02:02,144 --> 00:02:04,080 Ha ha ha! 29 00:02:04,116 --> 00:02:05,430 Ha ha ha ha! 30 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:09,442 And what is so humorous about that? 31 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:13,042 Ha ha ha ha! 32 00:02:13,076 --> 00:02:16,205 Dee Dee, stop this laughing this instant! 33 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:17,258 Ok, ok, Dexter. 34 00:02:17,288 --> 00:02:20,066 Don't get your underwear into a wrinkle. 35 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,531 Look, you're my brother and all, 36 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:23,432 so I'll be honest with you. 37 00:02:23,472 --> 00:02:26,090 You gotta be kidding me! 38 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:28,136 You don't got what it takes. 39 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:29,423 Just look at you. 40 00:02:29,457 --> 00:02:31,252 You're 2-foot nothing. 41 00:02:31,279 --> 00:02:32,302 You can barely see. 42 00:02:32,332 --> 00:02:37,096 And besides everything, you're a dork. 43 00:02:37,129 --> 00:02:38,553 Yahhhhhhhh! 44 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,381 And I supposeyou've got what it takes 45 00:02:41,408 --> 00:02:43,594 to be a superhero's sidekick? 46 00:02:44,132 --> 00:02:44,533 Of course. 47 00:02:44,567 --> 00:02:47,506 I've got style, pizazz, 48 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,447 and I can kick some-- 49 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:52,611 well, you know. 50 00:02:53,142 --> 00:02:54,326 Yes? 51 00:02:54,362 --> 00:02:55,314 Forget it. 52 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,502 There is nothing more to be said. 53 00:02:56,535 --> 00:03:00,236 I will be major glory's sidekick, and you will not. 54 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,620 That's whatyou Dexter! 55 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:03,495 No, Dee Dee! 56 00:03:03,522 --> 00:03:06,210 That is what Iknow. 57 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:35,314 Ha ha ha! 58 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:48,505 Mom: Kids! Bedtime! 59 00:03:48,719 --> 00:03:49,722 Hi there! 60 00:03:49,756 --> 00:03:51,391 We're here in front of independence mall 61 00:03:51,427 --> 00:03:52,540 where over a million kids 62 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:55,338 have turned up to audition for the position of sidekick 63 00:03:55,372 --> 00:03:58,752 to the world's greatest patriotic crime fighter... 64 00:03:58,782 --> 00:03:59,765 Major glory! 65 00:03:59,801 --> 00:04:03,371 Greetings and salutations, america! 66 00:04:03,412 --> 00:04:04,475 Next! 67 00:04:04,515 --> 00:04:07,634 And what isyour and power, citizen? 68 00:04:07,674 --> 00:04:09,359 I am fat boy, 69 00:04:09,396 --> 00:04:10,700 and with my trusty fork and knife, 70 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:14,724 I can take a bite out of crime. 71 00:04:14,761 --> 00:04:15,714 I'm sorry, son, 72 00:04:15,747 --> 00:04:17,863 but america's heroes are on a diet. 73 00:04:18,405 --> 00:04:20,491 Dexter: Beware, evil doers! 74 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:23,858 From deep within the caves of cyberspace technology 75 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:29,875 lurks the legendary intergalactic defender of justice... 76 00:04:29,905 --> 00:04:32,754 Dek-star! 77 00:04:45,851 --> 00:04:47,677 Oooh... 78 00:04:47,707 --> 00:04:48,910 Aaah... 79 00:04:48,943 --> 00:04:51,711 Hmmm... Not bad, dek-star. 80 00:04:51,752 --> 00:04:54,861 You seem to be a little better than the others. 81 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:58,525 A little?! Why, I am the best there is. 82 00:04:58,555 --> 00:04:59,879 Dee Dee: Stop! 83 00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:06,895 Oh, say, what I see by the dark's light at night... 84 00:05:06,929 --> 00:05:11,011 A crime of pure evil is at hand in my sight. 85 00:05:11,543 --> 00:05:14,772 With a punch and a kick, I patriotically fight, 86 00:05:14,802 --> 00:05:18,042 as the star spangled banner does wave in the night! 87 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:22,049 For in my heart, I will always be true... 88 00:05:22,591 --> 00:05:28,006 Always and forever for the red, white, and blue! 89 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:28,923 Beautiful. 90 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:30,062 Let me guess. 91 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:34,680 You're the pink pussy Willow or some such thing. 92 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:35,011 Wrong! 93 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:38,053 I'm deeva dynamite! 94 00:05:38,086 --> 00:05:39,941 Pow! 95 00:05:39,975 --> 00:05:40,978 Deeva dynamite! 96 00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:43,017 In all my years as a defender of truth, 97 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:45,989 I have never met a person with so much spirit. 98 00:05:46,026 --> 00:05:49,987 Will you do me the honor of becoming my sidekick? 99 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:50,923 Of course! 100 00:05:50,957 --> 00:05:52,762 Excellent! 101 00:05:52,795 --> 00:05:54,801 Dexter: Uh, excuse me, major glory, 102 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:58,124 but what about dek-star, boy of wonder? 103 00:05:58,161 --> 00:05:59,786 I'm sorry, dek-star, 104 00:05:59,816 --> 00:06:01,691 but that gal's dynamite! 105 00:06:01,721 --> 00:06:04,018 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! 106 00:06:04,045 --> 00:06:05,870 Ohhh... 107 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,826 Dexter: Dr. Diablos?! 108 00:06:07,856 --> 00:06:09,059 Aaahhhhh! 109 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:12,954 Dr. Diablos: It's time to take your medicine, major glory! 110 00:06:12,987 --> 00:06:16,046 Not ifwe can help it! 111 00:06:18,051 --> 00:06:19,185 Huh? 112 00:06:19,222 --> 00:06:20,195 [Clunk] 113 00:06:20,225 --> 00:06:23,976 Ha! Nobody clunks my sister but me! 114 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,196 Dee Dee, you dropped a quarter! 115 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,049 I did? 116 00:06:35,268 --> 00:06:37,274 Wow! 117 00:06:37,809 --> 00:06:38,822 Nice job, deeva! 118 00:06:38,862 --> 00:06:40,266 Thanks. It was nothing. 119 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,088 [Panting] 120 00:06:48,173 --> 00:06:51,933 Major glory, can I talk to you for a second? 121 00:06:51,967 --> 00:06:52,969 Sure! 122 00:06:53,003 --> 00:06:54,036 Take five, boys. 123 00:06:54,073 --> 00:06:54,995 Well, I can't 124 00:06:55,025 --> 00:06:56,068 help you fight crime 125 00:06:56,096 --> 00:06:56,978 and protect 126 00:06:57,014 --> 00:06:58,027 the innocent anymore. 127 00:06:58,067 --> 00:06:59,201 You can't? Why not? 128 00:06:59,238 --> 00:07:01,133 I already have an innocent 129 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,286 who needs my 24-hour protection. 130 00:07:03,316 --> 00:07:07,077 It's ok, sweetheart. I understand. 131 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:09,939 Salutations, deeva dynamite! 132 00:07:09,969 --> 00:07:11,944 Come, fat boy. 133 00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:16,350 Dee Dee: Salutations, major glory! 8084

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