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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,583 --> 00:00:01,626 [Liv] iZombie... 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:03,920 [thuds] 3 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,505 Where is the commander? 4 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,924 Major is the new commander at Fillmore-Graves. 5 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,552 I'm sure you two have heard that we will no longer be receiving brain shipments 6 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:12,637 from our friends in the United States. 7 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,639 You now possess the most valuable asset in all of New Seattle. 8 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,266 -We do? -[exclaims] 9 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:17,976 You know how to smuggle brains into the city. 10 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,436 Smuggle all the humans in you want. 11 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:21,813 Your enemy won't be Fillmore-Graves. 12 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,732 It's the US Army that will be standing in your way. 13 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:25,358 [Liv] Isobel's immune. 14 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,153 I wanna go out knowing that my life had meaning. 15 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:31,031 Brains of Freylich Syndrome victims are the cure. 16 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,616 Whoa. 17 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:34,951 -[all cheering and clapping] -You may now kiss the bride. 18 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:36,995 [Liv] Clive... 19 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,371 How would you like to be a father? 20 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,707 I think Liv just gave away her cure. 21 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,167 [Peyton] Isn't that just like her? 22 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,261 [sighs] 23 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,429 [cashier] You like root beer? 24 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:56,723 Not really. 25 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,183 'Cause I think we got some root beer. 26 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,147 Got some Hellfire Cheesy Puffs behind the counter. 27 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,357 Interested? 28 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,610 No, thanks. Just... Just this. 29 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,445 It was a trick question anyway. 30 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,073 -[chuckles] -I don't sell Hellfire nothing. 31 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:17,077 Screw 'em, know what I mean? Zombies. 32 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,661 [girl] How do you know I'm not a zombie? 33 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,790 [cashier chuckles] 34 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,626 'Cause you ain't sucking my brain out of its skull like I'm a damn oyster. 35 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:25,919 [girl] The night's young. 36 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,589 [both chuckle] 37 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,382 You almost had me there, "The night's young." 38 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,967 I was almost buying it. 39 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:34,552 But zombies don't come in here. 40 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,262 They know what's good for 'em. 41 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:37,972 [girl] What makes you say that? 42 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:41,309 Fillmore-Graves makes us stock self-tanning lotion, 43 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,561 and we ain't sold one of 'em. 44 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,688 Zombies know they ain't welcome here. 45 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,900 This here homie don't play. 46 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,237 Time's nearly up for zombies. 47 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,030 That I can tell you. 48 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,658 We ain't gonna keep letting ourselves be hostages. 49 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:58,201 That's for damn sure. 50 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,786 [tires screeching] 51 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,208 What's the hurry? 52 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,793 Ain't no place to go. 53 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,671 All of us is stuck in these 15 square miles. 54 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:10,964 [door beeping] 55 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,431 Zombie bitch. 56 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,517 [opening theme music playing] 57 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,315 Sad. 58 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:32,360 The last portion of brains in the morgue, if not all of Seattle. 59 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,696 Thumb-breaker Barnes. 60 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:37,532 I spent five days with you in my head, and now that you're gone, 61 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,450 I'd rather you stay gone. 62 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,662 You were an unpleasant man with an unpleasant job. 63 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,665 You dangled an old lady off her balcony because she, what, 64 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,625 disrespected you? 65 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,502 Ever heard of anger management? 66 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:52,338 Maybe you should've tried soothing whale sounds. 67 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,631 [whale sounds on earphones] 68 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,259 But I'm spoiled. 69 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,137 I rarely have to choke down brain tubes like every other zombie in the city. 70 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:00,972 Wine. 71 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,770 Liv! Liv, it's happening. 72 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:10,064 I should've known last night 73 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,399 when I was more interested in eating the pizza guy than the pizza itself. 74 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,109 My monthlies. [gasps] 75 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,198 Thank you, Grace. For being this kind, I'll be forever your humble servant. 76 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,163 That was mine. 77 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:29,834 I take it all back. 78 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,753 Whoever this was, delicious. 79 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,546 It was Thumb-breaker Barnes. 80 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,423 Oh... 81 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:39,802 Hmm. 82 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,055 Who looks good? 83 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,266 Oh, yeah. 84 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,149 [classical music playing over speakers] 85 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:01,241 I'm going for a swim. 86 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:02,659 Don't be here when I get back. 87 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,911 [scoffs] 88 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,663 Actually, 89 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:09,791 marathoner brain. Come back tonight, say 10:00? 90 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,085 Bring friends. 91 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:12,710 No fatties. 92 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:18,591 Get this through your head. 93 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,510 Blaine is King Kong 94 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:23,012 and the rest of us are merely Skull Island natives. 95 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,014 Don't ask why. 96 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,767 Just go tell the girls that Twofer Tuesdays is a real thing 97 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,185 decreed by the mighty Kong. 98 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,020 Remember, Don E, 99 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,772 'twas Beauty killed the Beast. 100 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,275 [laughs] Yeah, well, there are worse ways to go. 101 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,278 -Everything okay? -Actually... 102 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:40,947 Actually, things are better than okay. 103 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,700 They're the hunky-doriest. Candy was just leaving. 104 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,160 [sighs] 105 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,621 We got problems. 106 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:49,998 So we're more like hunky-dory adjacent? 107 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,541 It's a train wreck, that video, man. 108 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:52,875 That video is killing us. 109 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,210 What video? 110 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,045 Where have you been the past 48 hours? 111 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,714 Um... 112 00:04:57,755 --> 00:05:00,174 Did you talk to those lawyers I texted you about? 113 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,802 Were they from the firm of Young & Willing? 114 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,095 Come here. We got company. 115 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:08,975 What video, Don E? 116 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,144 Convenience store surveillance cam 117 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:13,688 caught a couple of zombies ripping apart some lady 118 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,149 who had the bad sense to bump into their hooptie. 119 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:18,192 And what's that got to do with us? 120 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:22,280 Turns out, humans don't like seeing men of a certain 121 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,741 "complexion" chowing down on nice human ladies. 122 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:26,659 Who knew? 123 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,911 So humans are gathering their pitchforks and their torches? 124 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,788 [sighs] You know how they get. 125 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:34,417 It's six humans in particular who should concern us. 126 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,377 It's the six Border Patrol agents 127 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,129 who we pay to look the other way 128 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,214 when we're smuggling brains through the south channel. 129 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,843 I guess they used to think that zombies were essentially decent. 130 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,636 Some are. 131 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,764 Well, now that they've seen one of their own womenfolk 132 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,599 put through debraining process, 133 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,309 we can't pay them enough to ignore it. 134 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,729 So who's here? 135 00:05:56,689 --> 00:06:00,026 Think of all the people in the world you'd enjoy seeing. 136 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,446 It's none of them. 137 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,074 They're petitioning me to let two humans out of the city 138 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,284 -for a dance contest? -Mm-hmm. 139 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,244 Dance of a lifetime. 140 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:14,290 No, I'm not letting humans out to dance. 141 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,959 Producers say they'll give us a one-minute commercial spot 142 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,795 in each episode. 143 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,671 To advertise what? 144 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,215 Our tourism's way down. 145 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:24,425 [Blaine] Commander. 146 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,428 Welcome. Welcome. 147 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,013 Blaine. 148 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,390 It's been too long, old friend. 149 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,684 I really do hope this is a social call. 150 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,229 Sadly, no. 151 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:39,315 I got a call from the brain plant this morning with some disturbing news. 152 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,942 They told you, then. 153 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:42,652 That we live in a quarantined city 154 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:45,321 teetering between self-destruction and annihilation? 155 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:48,449 We delivered 1,200 fewer brains this week. 156 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,284 Yeah. 157 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:52,370 Annihilation may come sooner than any of us would like 158 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,205 if that trend line continues. 159 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,249 You're responsible for brains making it to the city. 160 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:58,334 It's how you live like a king. 161 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,669 It's why people are willing to pretend that you're Jack Sparrow 162 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:01,087 and not Jack the Ripper. 163 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,422 [clears throat] 164 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,924 Sounds like you got a PR problem. 165 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,384 You should arrest a couple of zombies, 166 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,261 say they did it, smash their heads. 167 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:10,888 Humans sleep easy at night knowing we live in a just society 168 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,640 and Border Patrol agents remember they like money. 169 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,434 Bing, bang, bing, bong. 170 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:15,643 All our problems are solved. 171 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,061 We don't smash heads anymore. 172 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,896 Oh, yeah. 173 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,231 How's that hopey-changey thing working out for you? 174 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,524 Stay in your lane, Blaine. 175 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,692 Make a new plan, man. 176 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,069 Hop on the bus-- 177 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,697 Commander, you might not like the way I problem-solve. 178 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:29,282 I'm not known for my light touch. 179 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:31,492 You got a good thing going. 180 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,704 I suggest you do nothing to screw it up. 181 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,080 That's always my first choice. 182 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,584 Then I'll leave you to it. 183 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,340 [door closes] 184 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:48,009 I don't know why they expect you to come riding to the rescue. 185 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,847 -Well, I'll tell you, Don E. -Please don't. 186 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,350 -People ask me how I've done it. -[music playing] 187 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:58,603 Turned my life around. 188 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,105 Outlaw. 189 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,650 Hero. 190 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:07,278 Well, aren't those just two sides of the same coin? 191 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,244 They have at least one thing in common. 192 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,872 The need for a trusty steed. 193 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,373 Skip it before I puke. 194 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,959 Can't. They make you watch a commercial first. 195 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,587 -[grunts] -Oh! 196 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,090 [Ravi grunts] 197 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:30,134 Oh, uh, Thumb-breaker Barnes' brain. 198 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:34,514 Mogulball Motors. Where heroes find their steeds. 199 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,016 -Are you a baller? -Be calm. 200 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,893 -[glass crunching] -Carry on. 201 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,019 Here's what we came to see. 202 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,944 -I've seen it. -Well, watch it again. 203 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,529 We need all hands on deck on this one. 204 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,405 This murder could bring down the city. 205 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:52,615 This is coming straight from-- 206 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:54,951 Speak of the devil. 207 00:08:54,992 --> 00:08:56,869 Good, you're watching it. 208 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,789 [sighs] 209 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:00,873 Your hair. 210 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,584 Where is it? 211 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,381 By now, I assume it's been swept up 212 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,424 and is in a dumpster behind the salon. 213 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,260 I love it. 214 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,928 We didn't discuss that, now, 215 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,012 did we? 216 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,808 Uh, Peyton, Thumb-breaker Barnes' brain. 217 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,103 Well, won't this be fun. 218 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:23,271 Yeah. 219 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,699 Consider this group a task force. 220 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,410 We need to find out who murdered this poor woman. 221 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,788 We should probably also figure out who this poor woman is. 222 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,332 It's a powder keg out there as I'm sure you've all noticed. 223 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,167 People need to see that we can solve this 224 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,253 and bring these two zombies to justice. 225 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,047 Or there are some humans out there, not just our Dead Ender friends 226 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,466 who might decide it's game on. 227 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,844 Clive, you and Liv get out to the gas station where it happened, 228 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,345 see what you can find. 229 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,264 Cavanaugh and I will work the low-rider angle. 230 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,515 Let's get to work. 231 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,603 Oh, Ravi. A word? 232 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,480 Yeah. 233 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:07,565 [Dale] Clive. 234 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,027 A word? 235 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,029 Something I could help you with, ma'am? 236 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,573 [sighs] 237 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,618 Yeah. 238 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:19,952 There is, Detective. 239 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,170 -While you're out there fighting crime... -Yes? 240 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:32,256 ...can you find me some chocolate? 241 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,635 Honey, that is no easy mission, not in this-- 242 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:38,512 Some salted caramel dark chocolate. 243 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,519 [cashier] Slim pickings, huh? 244 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,314 You don't have any salted caramel dark chocolate, do ya? 245 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,690 With or without almonds? 246 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:55,780 Oh, sorry. No, man. No fancy chocolate. 247 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,282 Fresh out of jet packs and submarines too. 248 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,034 [scoffs] 249 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,703 Clive Babineaux, Seattle PD. 250 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,413 You mind showing me the original footage 251 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,706 of the murder your cameras captured? 252 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,501 Oh, yeah, of course. Just back there. 253 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,711 Thank you. 254 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,963 It's point and click. Just pick your date and time. 255 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,423 It's pretty self-explanatory. 256 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,885 Clive. 257 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,720 There is blood all over the pavement. 258 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:20,846 We got samples. 259 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,140 You. Get out of here. 260 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,309 -Go on now. -Oi! 261 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,187 That animated meat is gonna get us all killed. 262 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,647 [inhaling deeply] 263 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,650 Now aren't you a lucky little man, hmm? 264 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,860 Lucky, 265 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:38,030 'cause you're face-to-face with me 266 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,532 instead of her. 267 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,494 I should've given you a go at Renegade with that stick. 268 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,829 [Liv] Ravi. 269 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,455 I'm okay. 270 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,083 You made your point. Come on, I found something. 271 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,043 All right. 272 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,924 The surveillance video cuts in later, 273 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,760 but if we rewind a couple of seconds... 274 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,470 [mouse clicking] 275 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:02,972 [Liv] The victim is on her phone. 276 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,432 So we check the nearest cell phone tower, 277 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:07,309 see who was pinging it at 12:38, 278 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,602 see who we can't track down. 279 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,937 And that's our victim. 280 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,021 Yeah. 281 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,027 I should ask Hobbs to do this. 282 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,988 Hobbs likes telling people no. 283 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,490 Well, you brought this on yourself. 284 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,868 Chase Graves didn't let people leave the city. 285 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:27,204 Ah, but Chase Graves had no interest in being popular, 286 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,915 whereas being popular is what I live for. 287 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:31,751 Commander? 288 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,128 Jordan. Come in. 289 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,006 Thought you might wanna see this. 290 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,091 -What is it? -Deck of cards. 291 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,801 We raided Warmbloods, that human bar on Third? 292 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,136 I know the one. 293 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,137 People were playing poker with these. 294 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,142 Ah. 295 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:54,940 Well, if they're playing cards, they're not making IEDs. 296 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,610 Hey, you're the ace of spades. 297 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,236 The Saddam spot. 298 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,613 Yuck it up, Uday. 299 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,031 What are these? 300 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,325 Applications to leave Seattle. 301 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,826 Oh, what about this lady? 302 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,620 Cynthia Rybnicki. 303 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,414 Says here she was visiting Seattle when the wall went up. 304 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,666 Her husband and kid are in Chicago. 305 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,335 Does she require medical assistance 306 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,795 only available outside of Seattle? 307 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,046 No. 308 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,589 That's why it's in the reject pile. 309 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,508 Man. 310 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,134 Your job sucks. 311 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,969 Now you're just feeding his self-pity. 312 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:27,264 No, seriously. I can't think of anything worse. 313 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,434 Father of four in Cincinnati, early-onset Alzheimer's. 314 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,481 Or this lady who suffers from cluster headaches. 315 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,609 And if Renegade doesn't get her to Seattle to be a zombie, 316 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,570 she is moving to Oregon to go out on her own terms. 317 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:45,991 Liv. 318 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,036 Are you okay? 319 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,788 [sighs] We gotta go get this kid. 320 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:55,668 Astrocytomas. Inoperable. 321 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:59,255 If it was just a brain tumor, well, whatever. 322 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,174 But I'm in my fourth foster home. 323 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,926 And each one gets worse. 324 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,761 Phil... 325 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,179 is a pervert, 326 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,348 and Sandy is an enabler. 327 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,268 I'm gonna stab him if he ever touches me again. 328 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,437 I can make it to Sacramento, someone can meet me there. 329 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,234 Well, what are you waiting for? 330 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,886 [beeping] 331 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,271 Hey, Baron. 332 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,193 This credit card has about $200 left on it. 333 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,279 Don't go crazy. 334 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,788 You got any papers for me? 335 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,875 -Papers? -Travel docs. For the kid I'm bringing in. 336 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,836 You know the ones that keep us from getting lined up and shot? 337 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,173 Whatever. 338 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:25,466 She's here. 339 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,769 Renegade. [chuckles] 340 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,729 You're looking fine. 341 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,690 Baron, you are looking the part. 342 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,360 You gonna brief me or what? 343 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:48,948 In three, two, one. 344 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,326 Good morning and welcome I'm your host, Johnny Frost. 345 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,787 Joining me this morning to discuss the state of affairs 346 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:57,456 in the city with balls behind the walls 347 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,832 is Peyton Charles, 348 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,376 Seattle's de facto mayor. 349 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,752 I'm not the mayor. 350 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,087 Acting mayor. 351 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,588 Closer. I'm the chief of staff 352 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,173 to former Mayor Floyd Baracus. 353 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,425 May he rest in peace. In any case, 354 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,260 you look ravishing as usual. 355 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,554 Ooh, careful, mate. 356 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:15,015 Also with us is Seattle's chick 357 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,393 and local business owner Dolly Durkins. 358 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,813 Today, we'll be discussing how to improve human-zombie relations. 359 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:25,150 There's no such thing as "improving human-zombie relations" 360 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,862 any more than you can improve human-T-bone steak relations. 361 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,532 Or Bugs Bunny-carrot relations. 362 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,993 The clock... The clock is ticking. 363 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:35,703 Lovely. 364 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,456 Dr. Grassly raved about you. 365 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,500 Said we'd be lucky to have you on the team. 366 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,460 Yeah, Jerry's a good dude. 367 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,422 "Dr. Collier is a real-life he said. 368 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,716 Said you weren't even enrolled in his class, you just showed up. 369 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,092 [chuckles] 370 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,094 I was enrolled at Johns Hopkins, though. 371 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,179 It wasn't like I was polishing the floors. 372 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,765 Jerry said you turned in work way beyond the capabilities 373 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,600 of all those privileged kids. 374 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,562 I'm from Chappaqua. 375 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,273 My parents are both doctors. 376 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,734 -Hmm. -Tell me about Dr. Chakrabarti. 377 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,029 I heard that when he worked here, years before Seattle happened, 378 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,364 he wrote a paper about the potential for a zombie outbreak. 379 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,450 -He did indeed. -How was it received? 380 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,868 We fired him. 381 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,077 Oh. 382 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,954 But to Dr. Chakrabarti's credit, 383 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,290 he has been nothing but gracious in the wake of the outbreak. 384 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,585 He's sending us all of his research, we're sending him everything we get. 385 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,671 You'll be working closer to him than anyone on our team. 386 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,465 That's why I wanted this job. 387 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,550 I'm a fan. 388 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,011 You're suggesting that Seattle's half a million humans 389 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,929 preemptively slaughter the city's zombies, 390 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,139 which we outnumber 50 to one? 391 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,184 Stop, they're already dead. 392 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,562 I wouldn't send my kids to school with vampires and werewolves either. 393 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,898 -You can call that bigotry... -[man] Someone order a sub? 394 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,608 In here. 395 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,359 ...and it is my job. 396 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,278 [man chuckles in awe] Whoa. 397 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,988 Morgue. 398 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,406 This is where you keep all the murdered people, huh? 399 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,991 By definition, innit? 400 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,159 Just put it there. 401 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,414 Order for... "Shark Body"? 402 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,333 "Chakrabarti." 403 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,002 Yes, "Shark...Body." Strange name. 404 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,378 Is that a nickname? 405 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,255 -You got a dorsal fin or-- -Oi, mate. 406 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,507 I'm watching. 407 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,052 -[computer chiming] -You got a call there. 408 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,268 There he is, the man who did more with... 409 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,104 Who's that then? 410 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,232 Dr. Chakrabarti, meet your new liaison, Dr. Collier. 411 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,942 I'll let you two talk shop. 412 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,819 Dr. Collier has already gone over your research, 413 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,737 and I know she's got questions. 414 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,781 Dr. Chakrabarti, it is an honor... 415 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,533 Oi, mate! Meatball! 416 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,243 My sub was a meatball, you nonce! 417 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,036 What's this mess of veggies? 418 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,371 Oi! 419 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,622 [chair clattering] 420 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,750 Dr. De Beardo. 421 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,044 Where's your better half? 422 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,338 Not now, Blaine. 423 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,549 I've had a bit of a late one, feeling a bit ropy. 424 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,051 The man asked you a question. 425 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,386 [Ravi] Mmm. 426 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,429 And I... 427 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,056 -Ignored it. -Oh. 428 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,850 Blaine. 429 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,810 You wanna call off your lady friend? 430 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,521 I'm not gonna buy you a new one if this one gets broken. 431 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,609 And what's this? 432 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,279 Is she crying? 433 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,490 What's the matter? 434 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,868 Somebody must've minced that bucket of fish guts you call a face 435 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,870 creating scarring near the drainage system 436 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,080 thereby disrupting the normal flow of tears through your ducts. 437 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,748 Or... 438 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,084 is you just a muppet? 439 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,712 -First one. -[grunting] 440 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,547 Maybe she's upstairs. 441 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,632 Could be. 442 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,758 Crybaby. 443 00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:38,719 Let's go. 444 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,597 That's right, go on. 445 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,143 Right. 446 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,319 Maybe I caught you at a bad time. 447 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,154 They're having a laugh. 448 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,991 Okay. So, I spotted something in your research that-- 449 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,493 If you believe when push comes to shove, 450 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,579 that it won't be us versus them, then you've been seduced by zombies. 451 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,832 If anyone is doing any seducing, it's Miss Charles. 452 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,459 I love this new cut on you. 453 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,753 Right! 454 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,296 -Your-- -Enough. 455 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,925 Uh, Dr. Chakrabarti? 456 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,843 This is Liv Moore from the Seattle Police Department. 457 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,553 -...that matches what I got. -Please give me call... 458 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,263 Thank you so much for your time. 459 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,389 [Liv] Thank you. 460 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,515 Bye, now. 461 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,602 Okay. [sighs] 462 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,562 Only 19 left on my list. 463 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,897 I'm down to 15. 464 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,983 Seventy-two people 465 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,735 were pinging the cell phone tower at 12:38 that night. 466 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,528 One of these people must be our victim. 467 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,660 Mr. DeBeers. 468 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:48,038 To what do we owe the emotions we are currently experiencing? 469 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,456 Good karma. 470 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,416 -Lady Luck. -What do you want, Blaine? 471 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,585 I'm so glad you asked... 472 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,379 Renegade. 473 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,172 Look, I wanna keep my hands clean. 474 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,466 It's taken me so long to get them this way. 475 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,885 If you don't hurry up and catch whoever is responsible 476 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:05,180 for pulverizing the sweet lady on the gas station video, 477 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,516 I'm afraid they might get dirty again. 478 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:08,684 Nobody wants that. 479 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,102 Not you. 480 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,228 Not me. 481 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,938 Not my corporate sponsors. 482 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,066 [sighs] So... You see this? 483 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,359 This is ten grand. 484 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,820 To me this is nothing. 485 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,322 If I take a nap and wake up, another one appears 486 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,032 but you two, 487 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:27,035 on your meager civil servant wages, 488 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,745 this must be, like, a lot. 489 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,163 Right? 490 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,082 I'm sorry, are you offering us a bribe? 491 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,583 "A bribe"? 492 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:38,171 What? Can't a citizen offer a reward 493 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,382 for the capture of a couple of no-goodniks? 494 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,550 Huh? 495 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,926 You have 48 hours. 496 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,178 Then it's Blaine time. 497 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,306 Who had six months in the "Blaine begins to speak in third person" pool? 498 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,350 Zombies are going hungry because of this video 499 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,477 and that makes me sad. 500 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,439 And I'm delivering fewer brains to Major, which makes me less wealthy. 501 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,441 -And that makes me sadder. -Go. 502 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,734 Forty-eight hours. 503 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,444 Blaine. 504 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,446 You forgot this. 505 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,157 Whoops. 506 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,743 Sorry, I leave these everywhere. 507 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,494 Where is my head? 508 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,663 Reforms instituted by Commander Lillywhite. 509 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,457 No separate justice system for zombies. 510 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,833 No curfew. 511 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,710 A system of review that allows humans 512 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,462 in life-or-death situations to leave the city. 513 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,796 Plus he's done away with the guillotine. 514 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,049 Bring the guillotine back. 515 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:25,135 Let the zombies know that there are consequences for breaking the law. 516 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,554 Need I remind you about that innocent woman 517 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,848 that was dragged into the back of a car by zombies and torn apart? 518 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,433 We all saw that! Okay? 519 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,268 -Get that finger out of my face. -Ladies... 520 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,897 Ladies, I'm sorry, but that's all the time we... 521 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,609 We have. 522 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,902 [snarling] 523 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,737 [clears throat] Don't look now, 524 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,322 there's something in your pantry that could kill you. 525 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,866 We'll tell you what it is right after this break. 526 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:06,968 Red kicks. 527 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,054 There you are. 528 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,934 How you feelin', kid? 529 00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:18,855 Crappy. 530 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,941 Well, that's why I'm here. 531 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,862 Everything we told you to bring is in that backpack, yeah? 532 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,948 -Yeah. -Good. 533 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,492 'Cause we're gonna need it when we cross the Washington border. 534 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,663 Whoa, there's lots of benches around here, folks, 535 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:35,747 move along. 536 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,749 They're coming with us. 537 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,335 [chuckles] Like hell they are. 538 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:43,505 We're gonna make it to Seattle with or without you. 539 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:47,509 Oh, you most definitely are not going to make it without me. 540 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,719 Well, I guess you got a decision to make. 541 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,638 There are some things worse than dying. 542 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,348 Going back to our foster home? 543 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,641 It's one of them. 544 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,227 You don't know what it's like. 545 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,312 I know what foster homes are like, man. 546 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:00,480 Trust me. 547 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,068 No. 548 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,903 I... I've only got one ID, for you. 549 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,030 If we get stopped in Washington, we're screwed. 550 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:10,824 We're screwed if we stay here. 551 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,076 Are we gonna talk or are we gonna put some miles behind us? 552 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,287 [laughs unhappily] 553 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,663 [exhales] 554 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,751 I'm gonna regret this. I know it. 555 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,463 Geezer had his hands all over you, though, didn't he? 556 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:28,175 Yeah? Your legs, your hair. He was trying to get you preggers 557 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,093 right in front of all of Seattle. 558 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,806 -Hello? -[computer chiming] 559 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,855 Dr. Chakrabarti. 560 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,191 Hope I haven't caught you at a bad time. 561 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,984 Again. 562 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,777 I came across something I wanted to share with you. 563 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,321 Yeah, fair enough. 564 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,907 Uh, okay. 565 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:55,202 You seemed a bit out of sorts yesterday. 566 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:58,830 I hope that I didn't do anything to offend you or-- 567 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,499 What are you chattin' about? 568 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,250 -I have a theory. -[groans] 569 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:06,505 Are you mullered? It's day one, love. Chillax. 570 00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,131 [sighs] 571 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:09,674 The cured brain you sent us research on, 572 00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,302 the, um, white girl? 573 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,179 The antigens and the cure she took 574 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,556 created glycoproteins that essentially awaken 575 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,433 dormant cells in her brain. 576 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:21,186 I believe if we could generate those glycoproteins, 577 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:24,189 they could lead to a mass-producible cure. 578 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,899 So I started thinking, 579 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,193 is there anywhere that they naturally occur? 580 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,783 Freylich Syndrome. [chuckles] 581 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:38,453 It's rare. There are only 304 cases in the United States. 582 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,789 Most victims die in their teens. 583 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:44,209 But the condition causes an increase in protein production in the brain 584 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,086 leading, ultimately, to death. 585 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,796 -[sniffs] -I know. 586 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:50,298 Awful, but I believe their postmortem brains 587 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,134 would be full of the exact glycoprotein that you found-- 588 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,511 Drop it, yeah? 589 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,304 I'd move off that one if I was you. 590 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,265 Let me finish. 591 00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,766 If this were true... 592 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:04,187 Soz, mate. Won't work. Tried it, all right? 593 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,731 Maybe you'd care to tell me what happened when you tried it, then? 594 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,442 Oh, you're doing me head in, now, girl. 595 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,111 I know I'm on to something. 596 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,281 I'm gonna prove it. 597 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:15,907 I'll tell my boss to have someone else 598 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,701 liaison with you from now on. 599 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:21,413 So, uh, "bugger off," Doctor. All right? 600 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,456 Please, don't, don't. 601 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:24,541 Excuse me? 602 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,625 Did I stutter? 603 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,711 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 604 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:33,842 You're... You're right about Freylich's. 605 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,095 You can derive a cure 606 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,306 from the brain of a late-stage sufferer of the disease. I know. 607 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,807 Because I have. 608 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:42,809 [sighs] 609 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,269 Then there's a cure. 610 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,605 Yeah, it's wonderful. 611 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:49,190 One dead kid, one cured zombie. 612 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:51,693 -It's better than nothing. -No. 613 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,987 No, it's not. 614 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,031 You get on our conference call tomorrow 615 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:59,743 and tell your boss that Freylich brains equals zombie cures, 616 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,912 and suddenly, these poor kids will be hunted. 617 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,956 Their brains will be worth millions. 618 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,916 They'll have to go into hiding. 619 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,543 [scoffs] 620 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,378 People wouldn't hurt children. 621 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,881 [grunts] 622 00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:14,841 Says little Miss Naive. 623 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,636 I already promised my boss that I was on to something big. 624 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,139 But you've given me a lot to think about. 625 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,515 Yeah? 626 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,142 Thinkin' about how you're gonna spend 627 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:27,020 all them millions you make on zombie cures. 628 00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:33,068 -[panting] -[Liv clears throat] 629 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:37,364 I feel like I just watched the Gollum-Smeagol scene Two Towers. 630 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,532 What was that? 631 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:41,743 Oh, nothing. 632 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,204 I may have just sentenced 300 kids to death. 633 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,754 -Here you go, hon. -[girl] Thank you. 634 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,928 Hey, there, honey. What can I do for you? 635 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:01,554 Just give me chips, 636 00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,056 triple batter, 637 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,265 and a tab. 638 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,145 That's a pretty specific request. 639 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,897 You sure that's how you wanna go? 640 00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:14,192 Yeah. 641 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:17,904 We'll get you when it's ready. 642 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,155 This one may take a while. 643 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,923 Your order's ready. Follow me. 644 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,303 [engine starting] 645 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:43,722 Hop in. 646 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,065 [sighs] 647 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,275 [Dolly] Did you make a video? 648 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:56,401 Yeah. 649 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:00,864 And a will? 650 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:02,115 It's on there. 651 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:06,953 You're a hero, you know that. 652 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,583 They got my Jimmy and Sarah. 653 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:15,170 Oh, Jimmy and Sarah deserve justice, so... 654 00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:17,922 You show 'em what one good human can do. 655 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,388 God bless. 656 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,750 [Justin] Got a call from our friend in Tacoma. 657 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,752 [Major] Yeah? 658 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,671 He says five of the six border agents who worked the South Bay? 659 00:29:58,713 --> 00:30:00,006 Gone off the grid. 660 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:03,134 Snatched up as if by alien abduction. 661 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:04,260 Blaine. 662 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,512 [Jordan] Major. 663 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,681 -Major. -Commander. 664 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,517 Commander, you need to see this. 665 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,101 See what? 666 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,937 There's a brain line couple of blocks that way. 667 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,356 Couple of humans are taking pictures of everyone in line, 668 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:19,234 saying they're gonna post 'em online and out 'em as zombies. 669 00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,569 [soldier] I'm not saying we shoot 'em, 670 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:24,489 but I bet if we smack 'em around a bit, we can get 'em to give up photography. 671 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,825 Technically, they're not breaking any laws. 672 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:29,285 -Our new mandates don't allow-- -Let's take a look. 673 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,500 [coughs] 674 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,293 Excuse me, Detective Babineaux? 675 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,504 -That's me. -I had this note on my door asking 676 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,631 my girlfriend, Lisa Gertz, to give you a call. 677 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,592 Ah. 678 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:47,136 When's the last time you saw Lisa, Mr... 679 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,930 Cahill, Bix Cahill. 680 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,891 -It's been a few days. -Is that strange? 681 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,561 We live together, but she's at a work retreat this week, so... 682 00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:58,314 Have you seen the video of the woman being dragged into the car 683 00:30:58,356 --> 00:30:59,858 of a couple of zombies? 684 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:03,111 We haven't been able to identify the victim. 685 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,737 You think maybe it's Lisa. 686 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:07,490 Whoa, whoa, it's probably not, we just... 687 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,618 Mr. Cahill, there are still several women it could be. 688 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,663 Can I get you something? A water? 689 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:14,747 A coffee? 690 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:16,082 Decaf? 691 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,709 -Coffee sounds great. -Um... 692 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,168 French roast, hazelnut? 693 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,754 Oh, I was kind of hoping for a latte. 694 00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:23,882 [mutters] Seattle. 695 00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:27,051 Harris, can you run down the street and grab us a decaf latte, please? 696 00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:28,344 No problem, Detective. 697 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,409 [sighs] 698 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,704 [engine starting] 699 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,414 Photographers must have seen us coming. 700 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:58,458 They sure high-tailed it out of there. 701 00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,126 They're gonna keep coming back if we don't do something about it. 702 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,296 [tires screeching] 703 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,091 What the hell? 704 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:10,887 Oh, God, no. 705 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,180 [all shouting] 706 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,224 [Jordan] Stop. 707 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,608 [explosion] 708 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,946 [soldiers screaming] 709 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,581 Let us call you a taxi. 710 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,875 We'll call as soon as we know anything. 711 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:42,043 Yeah, okay. 712 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:48,174 Locate My Device! We can use the Locate My Device app to find each other. 713 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,468 [softly] Please. Please, please, please. 714 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,179 Hardy Park? 715 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:58,810 All right, Mr. Cahill, my partner and I will take it from here. 716 00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:00,436 As soon as we know something, we'll-- 717 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,688 [officer] Okay, we're on our way. 718 00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,272 All right, let's go! 719 00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:06,526 [indistinct chatter] 720 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:08,820 Harris, Harris, what's happening? 721 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:10,780 Explosion at a Fillmore-Graves checkpoint, 722 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,073 multiple fatalities. 723 00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:15,535 Liv, our service has gone quiet. 724 00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:20,957 [grunting] 725 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:33,636 [breathing heavily] 726 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,474 Never gets old. 727 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,727 [Blaine] Gentlemen! 728 00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:42,228 Welcome to New Seattle. 729 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,065 Sorry for the rough ride. 730 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:49,569 Such is life under an embargo. 731 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,196 [snaps fingers] 732 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:56,451 We had a deal. 733 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:58,161 Didn't we? 734 00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:00,163 I fill your bank accounts, 735 00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:04,625 and you let my brain shipments past your border checkpoint. 736 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:07,170 I held up my end. 737 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,838 But, fellas... 738 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,922 And lady. 739 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:12,341 You quit holdin' up yours. 740 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:15,178 [muffled chatter] 741 00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:28,608 That was before we saw zombies eat that poor woman alive. 742 00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:30,109 Ah, yeah. 743 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,403 The video. 744 00:34:32,445 --> 00:34:34,363 Presents a real, uh... 745 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,407 What did you say it presents again? 746 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:37,700 -An ethical dilemma. -Moral quandary. 747 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:38,993 Right. 748 00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,995 You said zombies were like everyone else. 749 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,872 That they weren't monsters. 750 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,125 Agent William Fife, you didn't read the fine print. 751 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,211 Don E, what does it say under that six-point text? 752 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,837 "Unless they get hungry." 753 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,089 [Blaine] Right. 754 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:53,257 Yeah. 755 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:55,009 When we're hungry, 756 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,636 we can be real scamps. 757 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:58,846 You gotta read that fine print. 758 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:01,933 If you keep preventing my brains from coming through the checkpoint, 759 00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:05,520 there's gonna be so many more hungry zombies. 760 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:10,066 You'd be surprised how much personal information is available online. 761 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,943 Most people don't know how to find it, 762 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:15,071 but if you got a PhD in Information Science, you can. 763 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:19,408 And I managed to get my doctorate over breakfast this morning. 764 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:24,413 Man, this lady floating around in my brain had a mind like a steel trap. 765 00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:28,793 I remember every detail I've read about the five of you. 766 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,253 [Don E] Do that guy. 767 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,879 -I don't like his attitude. -Little guy? 768 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,256 [Don E] Yeah. [Blaine] Okay. 769 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,719 Agent Ross. 770 00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:41,264 Your Grandma Christine raised you after your parents died 771 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:44,934 in a car crash outside of Missoula, Montana, in '92. 772 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,727 Grandma Chris is an avid golfer 773 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:48,646 and a member of the Spokane golf and country club. 774 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,356 Can still be found there 775 00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:53,317 every Thursday at 8:00 a.m. for her weekly tee time. 776 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:55,862 I mean that's where I'd find her, 777 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:56,988 were I to go looking. 778 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:03,661 Agent Clark. 779 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:05,997 So sorry you had to miss your son's soccer game today. 780 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:09,000 He's got another one next week, 781 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,669 Blackburn Park, 4:30, field seven. 782 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:18,384 That was a touching obituary you wrote for your dog Freckles 783 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,469 when you were ten, Agent Stevens. 784 00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:22,889 It was heartbreaking, really. 785 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:24,390 That's a word I don't use lightly. 786 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:25,683 In fact, it's, uh... 787 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,644 It's a word I don't use at all. 788 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:32,106 I do hope Tacoma kennels are looking after your chocolate lab Mugsy 789 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,358 so that you don't have to write another tearjerker-- 790 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,444 [Agent Fife] Okay, we get it. 791 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:38,279 So if we don't start letting your shipments through again, what, 792 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,072 you're gonna turn our dogs and families into zombies? 793 00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,365 No. 794 00:36:41,407 --> 00:36:43,367 Silly Billy Willy Fife. 795 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:46,746 I'm gonna turn you 796 00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:48,456 into zombies. 797 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:50,416 And I'm going to kill your loved ones, 798 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:54,462 be they young, old, human or canine. 799 00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,173 Or... 800 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,593 You could go back to honoring our arrangement, yeah? 801 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:02,470 Yeah? Great. 802 00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,849 Threaten me all you want, whitey. 803 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,351 I don't work for zombies anymore. 804 00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,409 [computer chiming] 805 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,125 Everyone's on time for once. 806 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:36,254 I believe you all have had a chance to meet Dr. Collier. 807 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,839 I'm excited to get this show on the road this morning, 808 00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:42,551 as Dr. Collier intimated to me that she had something big to share with us. 809 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:47,765 Shouldn't we let Dr. Collier get her feet wet first, 810 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,558 really get a lay of the land? 811 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,519 Don't let her humble origins fool you, Ravi. 812 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,687 This one's a hard worker. 813 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,898 Go ahead, Dr. Collier. 814 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,567 Walk us through your findings. What was this big discovery? 815 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,237 [Collier] Freylich Syndrome. 816 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:06,158 I believe their postmortem brains would be full of the exact glycoprotein 817 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,494 you found in white girl's. 818 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:12,123 -If this were true, we could extract a serum... -A cure. 819 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:17,420 But I miscalculated. 820 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:20,840 We would need hundreds of thousands of pounds of brains. 821 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,092 It's impractical. 822 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,385 It can't work. 823 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:29,682 Sorry, everyone, false alarm. 824 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:35,229 From now on, Dr. Collier, baby steps? 825 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,691 I suggest you lean on Dr. White and Dr. Rich as you're starting out. 826 00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:43,279 Professor Mann is also a good resource. 827 00:38:45,614 --> 00:38:46,198 [chuckles] 828 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,246 [Major] Have we found the VIN on that vehicle? 829 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:54,081 -We're still sifting through the wreckage. -[door closes] 830 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:02,840 Just heard. Four border agents in Tacoma back on the job, 831 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:05,801 the brain plant's back at capacity. 832 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:07,595 There were five border agents. 833 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:11,265 You did what you had to do. 834 00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:18,147 [indistinct chatter on police radio] 835 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,497 ID? 836 00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:45,257 Should I print a wallet size for you? 837 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,403 Where are you headed? 838 00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:07,154 Yakima. 839 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,322 What's in Yakima? 840 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:14,036 Um, it's the hops capital of America. 841 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,581 Birthplace of Cooper Kupp. 842 00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:19,083 Split end for the Rams? 843 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,376 You like football? 844 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,711 I meant what takes you to Yakima? 845 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,297 Oh. Uh, my grandma lives there. 846 00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:55,119 [officer] I'm guessing you don't have IDs. 847 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,370 [sighs] 848 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,876 I'm going off memory. 849 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:04,545 Mr. Cahill's Locate My Device app 850 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:08,591 got a ping from right around here. 851 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:12,219 [Liv] How many bodies have we pulled out of these woods? 852 00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:14,638 [Clive] I can remember three. 853 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,017 This is a spot where lazy murderers who don't wanna fight traffic 854 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:19,643 dispose of their victims. 855 00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:23,022 I don't wanna see another dead body today, Clive. 856 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:24,482 Those poor soldiers. 857 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,318 [sighs] Yeah, that was rough. 858 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:31,322 [man sobbing] 859 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,003 I found her phone. 860 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:47,505 In her jacket. 861 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:49,965 She's gone. 862 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:51,926 Lisa's gone. 863 00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:02,061 [closing theme music playing] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 58544

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