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So you want a salami, and what about you?

Some powdered sugar!

Powdered sugar?

What do you need that for? I just wanted to see your backside.

You can put it back now.

You two are such fools. Really childish!

Well... - Just pay.

I guess you can stand a joke or two. - 2 Marks, please!

Let´s look...

Where did I put it?

Here it is.

I´m sure I have it.

Hurry up!

Just a moment.

Ok, pay tomorrow.

Here is a 10 Mark bill. - No, you pay tomorrow.

Well, we leave then. - Bye!

Daddy! - Yes.

Oh my!

Listen! Um...

I´ll help with the bills, therefore you will take care of the shop for 15 min.

Of course I´ll do that, dear.

I really must see Bärbel and tell her something important. Is it ok?

Yes, I do it.

Can you tell me how to fill this form... - Excuse me, sorry!

Hello, do you remember me? I have been here this morning because of the

marriage ad. - Yes.

I forgot something very crucial.

Right after "cheerful widower",

"Cheerful Munich citizen, 58 years old, widower", there has to be added:

"With adult daughter"! - That is not so easy as you think!

You have to give us some details, because this is...

That´s just what I told you:

After "cheerful Munich citizen, 58 years, widower",

there has to be added: "with self-sufficient...

daughter. But maybe "adult" might be better?

Best thing you´d write: self-sufficient, adult daughter".

Hello...

What are you doing at my car? - You parked too long, 20 Marks!

Oh my God, just one minute! - Even just one minute.

Please leave. - 20 Marks?

Don´t you think that´s too much? - No.

It´s according to the rule. - Meet me after midnight...

Ok Daddy, I have sorted it all out.

That´s well done. Finally we made it.

But this bill for 42,80 Marks is unintelligible to me.

If it is just a one time bill, I don´t know about that either.

No, there are some more with just 42,80 on it and nothing else.

In that case, it could be the dowry insurance.

Ah! See, now we got it.

Well, looks like we´re finished. - No, not exactly Daddy.

I have to tell you something. - Yes.

A friend of mine will visit us next week.

Or rather an acquaintance of mine. A real nice woman.

Around 45 years old - the best age!

I invited her for dinner, and I want you to be with us, too.

Why should I be there?

Well Daddy, because I will do some pasta with vanilla sauce as you really like it,

and moreover, I want you to meet my friends.

And when will that be? - Next week.

Well, next week? I won´t say no. - Dear Daddy!

OK. - You are still the best!

Well done. So we are finished and I can leave?

Yes you can.

Ok. I´ll leave for my regular table at the pub.

Just clear the place. Bye. - Ok.

But don´t stay the whole night. - No, I will be back soon.

Bye.

Mister Neuhauser!

Just a moment!

Mister Neuhauser!

Don´t look the door. I´ve got to talk to Maria.

To talk about what? She went to bed early because she don´t feel well.

But I have to tell her something! - You gossiped for an hour this morning!

And I have to leave to the pub.

Daddy! Get up! It´s 4 o´clock!

What is this?

Hey!

What a jerk!

"You will hear some news from your family that are ambiguous!"

Very nice!

Mitzie: before going to bed, always reading Calabrese...

Calabrese Monaco. - Monaco...

Venice... How much are tomatoes today?

How much are tomatoes today?

Where have you been at Venice? - Um...Venice, Venice...

Stupid Spaghetti!

Idiot!

Italian bullshit!

Where does the girl come from so early in the morning?

From the wholesale halls.

But now I know what I was thinking about the whole night long.

You know... Just come here...

I´ll get you a pair of shoes,

real modern, you know, with high heels.

A fancy dress,

so one can at least one can guess about your booty.

Yes... and also a blouse with some ruffles.

And a nice perfume.

Yeah... I´ll give you 300 Marks,

so you can buy all that. And now just give me the key, so I can get in.

All we need is a real man.

But as long as you dress so sloppy, you wont get him.

Will you confirm that 300 Marks gift by letter?

But the thing is not me looking for a man, but you looking for a wife,

so there would be somebody to support us in the shop!

Sure thing, we need a woman, so all this drinking will stop.

Otherwise, you might as well open your own pub, so you can go to sleep at 4 a.m.

and you don´t have to get up at 4 a.m.!

Hello, is it 18.30 right now? - Yes, even later.

Thanks. Bye, have a nice evening. - Thanks. Same to you.

Maria!

Yes? - There you are.

I´ve been here yesterday and your father didn´t let me in.

Could you do me a favour by going to the Residenz Cafe?

I have a date with Franz, you know, the soldier guy.

You know about him...

You also said he is so sweet.

I don´t want to jilt him.

And it is very complicated to call him at the barracks,

it´s so hard to get connected...

If you would go instead, you know, I can´t go, because I get a visit...

I see. - Very important, dear...

Listen Franz:

Bärbel really likes you very much,

she told me that more than once for sure.

But she´s the kind of girl who needs a lot of freedom, you know.

She just have to try some other things, otherwise she thinks she will miss it.

You know about her.

This time, it seems she got hit really bad.

She forgets about everything while it lasts.

But she actually also thought about you. Therefore, I´m here now.

Tell me: how about taking me downtown tonight?

That would be funny, too.

My father gave me 300 Marks as a bonus for working overtime.

You don´t have to worry about money at all, because...

my brother didn´t have a penny also, when he was a soldier.

That would be great.

So, let´s go.

Cheers! - Cheers!

Oh Franz, let´s leave.

You wanna go so soon? - Yes, I don´t like the place. Come on...

Just a moment, that´s Bärbel!

So that might be her new lover.

Listen, I can totally understand if you would get upset by her now,

I would do the same, but...

maybe it´s better if you leave.

Getting upset? How should one getting upset because of such an odd woman?

If you want to stay... - Wasting my time...

If you rather wanna stay, I´ll order a bottle of whiskey for us.

That´s very kind, but that´s too expensive in here. I´d rather go to the canteen. Bye.

Don´t take it too seriously.

Bärbel!

Bär-bel!

BÄRBEL!

Sorry, I have to go to my friend.

She´s waiting for me. -Where? - Over there.

What´s up?

Tell me: Is this the dude you told me about, who owns that fruit import company?

Exactly.

That makes me laugh. Wanna know about him?

Just some tomato vendor at the wholesale halls.

Moreover: he jumps after every girl that walks across his way.

I just can´t understand how you could fall for such a philanderer.

Well, Pietro told me right from the start how all women talk badly about him.

Because he rejects all of them.

But anyway, are you jealous?

Are you completely nuts?

Jealous because of somebody like him?

I´d rather throw up!

In addition, there are millions like him to be found in Italy!

Eat more vegetables

I´m so glad. - Oh well...

Good morning.

Heini, good morning. Why that early today?

Well, just imagine:

as I was entering my Cafe this morning, my waitress Bärbel was missing.

I waited for more than one hour, phoned her,

but she was not able to say just one word, while crying all the time.

But your daughter and Bärbel are best friends, right?

Sure thing.

Maybe if you send her over, she might be able to make her talk.

Surely. Maria!

Maria!

Yes!

Phoning all day... - I´m coming!

Don´t phone all the time, if you´d have another kind of job,

you wouldn´t be able to phone all day with your friends, too.

Right? Listen: Bärbel is missing today.

Oh my!

He just talked to her an hour ago, and she is crying all the time.

Go and see her, maybe you can get a clue.

Oh my!

Will you do it? - Ok.

Hurry up!

Right!

That´s just what I thought.

Now I´m really through with this imposter. For sure!

He... cheated on me with Sissi and Karin last week.

I found out at the Disco last night.

Didn´t I tell you?

He always told my he had to visit his parents for dinner two times a week.

Italian family custom...

Better be happy getting rid of that jerk.

He was too small for you anyway.

I really am.

Telephone! - Please answer it.

Hello! WHO? - Pietro!

It´s Pietro. - Hi Bärbel, sweetheart...

Bärbel!

Bärbel... - Tell him the truth.

What´s happening?

Hello? - Hey ciao.

Hi. - How are you?

How are you? - I´m fine.

I´m not too well, you know. A little tired because of last night.

Can we meet tonight? - No, no. Not tonight.

Are you really nuts? - I wanna make a date!

Stupid slut!

I might as well go now.

Listen: next time he will cheat on you with 4 sluts, so don´t be surprised.

But don´t you come to see me to cry and moan.

Stupid goose!

What I liked most was that you are describing yourself as loving,

but also vigorously.

You have to be a little vigorous in your life...

Anyhow...

judging from your letter, I think you are the ideal spouse for my father.

But we don´t know each other at all.

How about a meeting tonight?

Not binding. - Well...

actually, I´d rather meet your father.

You have to understand:

I want to have a look on the woman who wants to marry my father.

I can understand that...

A woman is missing here. It´s been a year now.

I´m still hoping somebody will turn up.

Good day! - God day!

Are you the woman I phoned today because of the marriage ad? - Yes.

I´m the adult self-sufficient daughter. - Good day.

How about a glass of beer? - Sure, we can do that.

Does your father really want to get married again?

That´s the point: he doesn´t know he will marry again, but he wants to.

He wants to...

He wants to, but he doesn´t know yet.

I don´t think that will work. I don´t like the idea at all.

Wait a minute: didn´t we meet before?

You are the police woman who fined me the other day.

That´s right.

So we do know each other.

Yes, but the way we met was a little rude.

Oh well, that´s the way we are during the working week.

You know: without uniform, I like you much more.

What´s the matter? Are you sick?

It´s getting hot in here. - I guess it´s better to leave.

I think the same.

My god, such a sudden heat in there.

I guess I just have to eat. I didn´t eat all day.

May I invite you?

You just know she´s really hardboiled.

Just like my old lady.

Therefore: The plan we did...

you just have fullfill that,

just as I told you,

that will be the way to seduce my daughter.

Really true?

No...wait.

No way about Venice.

Vienna is the place!

Vienna, wine and all that stuff!

You know: I was there with my old lady and everything went well.

And the money...

is spend by me.

Got me?

Cheers!

Good evening, gentlemen!

Well my girl! Hello Maria, come to me.

Come here, look who came for a visit.

I really have to tell you: This is some fun.

Finally, you snatched a guy. He´s a nice dude.

Someone to talk with...

and someone to drink with.

Cheers Franz! See! I like him!

I just wanted... to give you some flowers because of yesterday night.

Otherwise, I wouldn´t be here...

That´s very kind, Franz. Thanks.

Daddy, please stop drinking now.

You know about my friend coming to dinner tomorrow.

Sure thing, I promised. What´s the matter?

You go to bed now, too? - Sure thing.

But we had such a lovely conversation.

You know that we have to get up at 3.30 tomorrow.

That´s just the time when we will have to rise.

Right. Just sit down.

Best thing to do is to go home now, get to sleep so you are fit in the morning.

I´ll go to bed. Goodnight!

Goodnight! - Night Daddy.

Bye - Bye.

Don´t be mixed up, just because she went to bed.

You know she is hardboiled.

I said it before: hold on to our plan,

and nothing will went wrong.

Shut up!

Another drunken corpse.

Lieutenant! Get up! Come on...

Wha..what´s... what´s the time? - 3.30 a.m.

Of course. I have to be at the barracks at 5.00

Could you lend some money for a taxi?

You can drive with me. I have to get to the wholesale halls, anyways.

Ok, so hurry up! - Slow down, I have to get dressed, too.

Ok, but please... I was caught last time...

Take that paper so you can read it for me on the way.

What are YOU doing here? - I will go to the hall with you, dear!

Dressed like THIS? - "Why not?

What do you want at the hall? - Because of Pietro...

He will be amazed when I will give him a kiss and disappear right away...

Sure thing!

Leave! - Why? - GET OUT!

Such a bad mood today!

Your head was hurt, right?

Just think about it all, go to the doctor and tell him everything.

What did you do? Because of you, I have walk to the barracks now.

Can´t you think of anything better at 4 o´clock in the morning?

If you shout at all the girls like this, it´s no wonder they all run away from you.

Besides, you smell like a pub!

Not running, they drove away!

Stupid cow!

Because of YOU, I´ll be late...

Listen, you fake Casanova!

I don´t care what you are doing to those dumb geese who fall for you...

mind your own business, mister!

But you´ll keep away from my friend Bärbel, ok!

Don´t shout like this, ok?

Which Bärbel are you talking about? I know more than just one.

Well... Tomatoes...

What did you say?

Where did the two of you met? I never heard anything...

Well... - About your friend.

Well... where has it been?

Ah, I know. In a tram!

We met in a tram during some shopping, right?

Yes...we sat right beside each other, and we mixed up our bags...

and I found her address in her bag, phoned her and we met...

and then we went to a cafe a few times, and to the zoo, and um...

So what was in that bag?

Well, we bought the same pullover, accidentally.

Those green jackets... it were those green jackets.

You have those for a year now. - Yes, we know each other for one year.

I see... - Yes!

It´s just... that she... um...

...is not at home very often.

Very often at the country side, because...

because she likes to take long walks...

Walking? - Right? You like that too!

Sure, to the pub!

Daddy also loves fishing and most of all, he is so home-loving.

And so many hobbies.

He likes it best to be at home,

but since Mum passed away, he goes to the pub a lot.

I´m not going to the pub, but visiting my friends.

Yes, because you are bored at home.

It´s a nice feeling to do what I like after some 25 years.

I´m so sorry...

but now, we could...

we could play some rounds of ludo now.

What? - Ludo!

No! Don´t be angry with me, but don´t bother me with those children plays.

That´s really great visiting me...

What happened this morning?

What do you mean? - Today at the hall,

a friend of yours showed up, giving me a slap in the face,

in front of All people... - Don´t shout like this!

Putane! - What is my part of that?

I wanted to give you a kiss there.

So this is what you call a kiss?

It´s not my fault! - Who was that girl?

I don´t know.

Well, it could only be Maria.

Where does she live? Who is she?

She´s living around the corner. A friend of mine.

Which corner?

It´s the grocery store right there.

At that corner? That´s the corner where I find your friend Maria?

What are YOU doing here?

Who are you?

Why are you interfering in my business?

Coming to the hall and slap my face! Who are you?

Listen: my friend Bärbel is just as well my business, so I DO interfere,

and about slapping your face... - Yeah, look here!

I still have the traces by that slapping. Still red.

That was your own fault. If you wouldn´t have irritated me,

all that would never have happened.

Listen: next time you do that, I´ll slap...

I´ll take...

a box of...

Well, this really disgusting. Kissing in front of all people with my boyfriend,

lecturing me about those greasy Italians while being the worst of them all,

and YOU are just a swine!

Don´t get upset, you know very well he tries to get laid with every girl in town.

Besides, I got some work to do. It´s a big day for my father. - Sure thing!

Good night, - Good night, imposter!

Your daughter is so charming.

I´m not that atrocious either.

How about it?

Did you have a nice talk?

What will we do next? - Nice talk...

What will we do?

Well, I don´t know about the two of you,

I´ll go bowling, as you know.

Oh Daddy, it´s still the beginning of the evening.

What do you mean, beginning? I´m already one hour late!

And you also know that will cost me a severe fine.

Please, just stay a little while.

What am I supposed to do with the two of you?

We could... we could... We could play some cards!

I´ll rather do that at the pub.

I don´t care! - Well, we´ll also go to the pub.

I´d LOVE that!

Why not? - That´s just impossible.

Well, I´ll leave now.

Goodbye, and have a... nice evening!

Oh Daddy...

Hello!

Hello!

We need egg shaped tomatoes, right?

You´re right. - Camina, camina...

What´s the matter with you?

Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Niente!

Tell me: when was the last time you visited your father´s office?

Carlo, you know very well that I go to him 2 times a month to get the money,

800 marks for this kind of work. Look at my hands...

So you don´t know about his new secretary, right?

A beautiful girl. A blonde one. A real angel, I can tell.

Carlo, I´ll leave. Ciao.

Yes? - Si!

Stop, young man. Where do you wanna go? - Rght there.

I´m sorry, Mr. Cabrese has work to do. He doesn´t want to be disturbed.

Mr. Cabrese has to work. -Yes. What do you want?

If you like, you can call me Pietro.

Calling you Pietro!

Do you know the thing I can´t understand?

You fooling around with those italian brats.

I just can´t understand.

You, of all people!

Being shaped like that with such a nice bum.

You should be able to get someone better.

No...no. Franz, for example!

I invited him for today at 7 p.m.

Yesterday, his visit was all in vain.

I see.

Well Daddy, are you honest about that bum?

Just as I told you. The guys at the pub noticed it, too.

Really?

Sure. Schreiner and Seibold and the Kraut Bros...

the elder one even said that you got a french-like bum.

Honestly?

And they know about these things as you know.

What happened to that radio? - It´s broken.

It never works.

Miss Dagmeier, send in my son immediately! - Sure.

You´re not married, right? - You have to get in.

Hello! - Now, we will have a talk, ok?

These are my hands. I work with them 8 hours or more a day.

For those 800 marks.

You can get another guy from Turkey.

But not me.

Did you bring this receipt?

Look here...

That´s the 3rd time this month. I can´t tolerate your faults anymore, got me?

Instead of working, you´re dreaming the whole day,

walking around with cheap bitches, who won´t do you any good.

Instead of looking for a decent girl.

Some day, you´ll be the junior boss of this company.

And now your lunchbreak has passed. Get out to work!

Right now!

What did you say?

It costs you 62 marks. - Did I get it right?

Better to pay now, because now you almost got quadro sound in that rusty wrack.

Just for my car radio? How much?

Sure, that radio keeps the whole car in one piece now.

That price is only for paying in cash now.

OK? Just hand it over and it´ll be done.

Rambling around because of some coins...

Look here, Klaus. Here are 50 marks, we will have a drink for the rest.

Oh my! You never spend anything for us at the pub. Give the rest.

If you´ll loose a bowling game, you´ll get it all back.

Just for this... - Next time...you´ll know that.

See you! - Next time, it will cost you more.

Thanks a bunch! - That was not a kind take, mate.

Good day!

Gee, in uniform...

you look much better than...

in casual clothes.

Gee, and some real nice legs, too!

I met Pietro´s friend, dear. He´s called Carlo.

Just stunning. He looks like Adriano Celentano.

No way!

I had to give up Pietro. He´s after EVERY bitch in town.

See!

That dude is so self-conscious, someone should teach him a lesson.

Did you fall in love? - You are nuts.

He´s far too skinny. - Yes?

Besides: he´s only into boobs, dear.

What do you mean? "He´s only into boobs"...

I have something to offer, too. Just look at my juicy bum,

my father always talks about my great bum.

Well, it´s just not visible.

Well, if I would wear a dress as tight as yours, it would be visible.

But Franz likes that, dear.

He would suit you.

Well, Franz is a nice boy, but I don´t want to feed 2 men, my father is enough.

But if I would fall for Pietro, I´d really know how to treat him.

With me, he won´t play pranks as he did with you.

A guy like him needs a strong, dominant treatment.

Otherwise, he always plays some games.

Well, looks like he appears in your thoughts in some way...

No!

He doesn´t interest me at all. I just said "If"...

Thanks.

Maria!

Yes! - Maria!

Yes! - Open the door, it must be Franz.

You can open it, too!

Listen to me:

firstly: Franz is such a nice dude!

Secondly: you´ll behave in a decent way!

And don´t forget: he will be a civil servant one day,

so you won´t have to get up a 4 a.m. to drive to the halls.

Don´t worry, I won´t eat him alive!

You never can tell.

Now open the door!

Hello Franz! Gee, you brought flowers again.

You are worth it.

You are so sweet! Thanks.

Tell me: how about having a stroll on the Oktoberfest? (big funfair)

Well, sure. But you know... - You´re broke again.

Yes... payday has been long ago... - Don´t worry. Daddy gave me some.

Doesn´t that bother you? - No!

But you have to shoot for me.

Well, shooting is a thing I can do right. I´m a soldier after all.

Honestly... what do you like? - The Teddybear, please Franz!

The one on the top.

I´ll get bear just like that. Look out!

Well...just one time. One time I failed.

I thought you are a good shooter. - I AM...just wait a minute...

Oh my, Franz!

Maybe there´s something wrong with this rifle.

How about a big kiss from me?

Maybe it will work out better.

Maybe...

Now do it again.

Look out!

Usually, I am the best in the whole team... - SHOOT!

Yeah, I´ll do it. Watch out!

Point black!

I told you I can do it. - Once more! Taking a deep breath...

Do you get the bear?

Here he is! - Thanks.

Finally, you got that bear...

I´m finished now!

Daddy! Get up! - I´m here!

Gee, that looks like a real big hangover. Congrats!

Daddy, give me a beer!

Oh, the radio works again.

Yeah.

Oh well...

Tell me: why are you smirking in this disgusting way?

You don´t have to be proud about that blonde goose,

I wouldn´t touch someone like that with pliers.

But what can you expect with a bad taste like yours!

So what about that drunk dressman of yours? Tell me!

Did he buy you a big Teddybear? - WHAT?

Is he talking about our dear Franz?

Who do you think you are, dude... - DADDY!

Don´t get dirty from touching this jerk. Come on, let´s go!

You´re right!

Tell me: you´re Italian too, right? - Yes, I am.

Well...

may we have a talk then? - Sure.

With my friend Pietro? - He doesn´t interest me at all!

It´s something very crucial. - Go on!

I´ll tell you about it tonight at 7 a.m. -Yes?

Tonight? - Yes!

7 a.m....Ok!

That´ll work out. - I live at Metzstreet 11.

Metztstreet 11. - Exactly!

OK!

Let´s go, Daddy!

Why do you meet again with one of those Tomato Casanovas?

Who do you are, anyway?

What do you want with them?

Listen Daddy: stop interfering with my private life!

Hey Pietro!

What did you talk with Maria?

She asked for a date tonight.

You? - Yes, with me!

At last! Finally!

I´m so sorry, the course didn´t end on time.

Course? What course?

Italian is so hard to learn.

You´re learning Italian? - Yes, third lesson today.

Yeah, is it because of Pietro?

Because of Pietro? Not at all!

You see... I´m learning Italian because my boyfriend,

who is a soldier now, will go to Italy to study History,

and he will graduate and I will accompany him as his secretary.

Your boyfriend. - Yes.

So tell me: why did I come here, what do you want with me?

I´ll tell you right now at Bärbel´s Cafe, you know her, too.

Hello.

Now you´ll tell me what you want with me!

I really like to know whether the stories about those italian pickpockets are true.

What will YOU do in Italy?

I´m having a trip at the weekend to Venice with my boyfriend, dear.

And I thought if it´s true about the thiefs, I´d rather don´t carry a handbag.

Oh my God!

Best thing to do:

dress like a japanese,

because japanese girls ate taboo for italian guys, you know?

I see, that´s interesting. I´m glad you informed me.

Well, I think I can travel without sorrow now.

Thanks so much! - Bye!

Bye!

Why are wearing such a daft cap?

Bärbell, you can´t just leave the place like this!

What´s up?

There are lots of customers! - They don´t pay anyways.

Daddy! - Yes!

Gee, I´m so glad you´re here, Maria.

Daddy!

So what? - What happened?

I´m going out tonight, that´s all.

But the shirts don´t fit anymore.

That´s because of all that beer. - I have to stop that.

I´ll drink something else now. - You´re looking swell!

I guess that´s for you.

No...no, that can´t be for me,

because I said that I will go OUT tonight.

I see... I´ll open then. - That´s right!

Hi! - Hi! -What´s up?

Tell me: with whom will you go to Venice? - With Franz, dear!

Franz? He even don´t got the money for cinema, he could never afford that.

As it seems, he has got the money for Venice... - I don´t believe...

otherwise, he wouldn´t invite me and buy tickets.

Besides: do you know about the parents of Franz?

See! I also don´t know, but judging from his calm character,

he must be either from a rich family, or from a noble one.

Really?

Sure thing!

That´s a surprise, right? I have to get in again. Bye!

This was Bärbel. - Yeah.

Daddy, please take the red tie. It suits you just fine.

Ah, well... I have to tell you something:

a comrade of Franz brought a letter for you.

For me? - Yes, I put it in the kitchen.

I have to take a look...

"Because you are always so kind, as at the funfair,

which I can´t ever forget,

I´ll invite you on a trip to Vienna,

the hotel is booked,

don´t worry, little one!

I´m waiting tonight at the cafe where we first met.

At 9 p.m. Please be there.

Sincerely yours, Franz!

Daddy!

Yeah!

Can you take me with you? I have a date, too.

Sure thing!

I just change my dress. - It´s ok.

Well Daddy, have a great evening! - Same to you, lots of fun,

hoping everything turns out right.

Ok, bye! - Bye!

Drive save!

I don´t got any money.

Really? No way. Wait, I´ll have a look...

I must have left it in my pants at home.

How much do you need? - 30 or 40 marks, I guess.

Here, take 50 bucks. - Thanks.

You´re welcome.

Have a nice evening! - Take care!

Well, Franz...

I have to tell you...

I fancy someone else.

But please don´t get me wrong.

I really like the way you treat girls.

You are such a sweety!

And I´d never thought that I would like shy boys someday.

Be honest: you are still in love with Bärbel, right?

You think so?

But you handled her totally wrong.

It has to struck like thunder and lightning.

Boom!

Then she falls in love all the way,

and some days later, the next lightning will strike.

Look: this ticket would be a great start.

Once she is in Vienna,

I think everything else will manage just like that.

And...

may I asked for a favor?

It might sound odd, but...

can you get me a love bite?

You want a love bite from ME?

Yes. Of course, I could do it by myself, but I´m such a bad liar,

Because everybody notices when I´m lying.

In front of all people? - Nope. Let´s go to the toilet...

Please!

But quickly.

Here!

Not that way, it´s wrong. This is how you have to do it...

Sucking very hard, got me?

Here!

Harder!

I can´t! - Come on!

Oh my...

I showed you before: like this... - Well...

Does it have to be...

Real hard. Just imagine you were some kind of vampire. Come one!

It´s tickling...

A little harder...

Come on. This won´t be the first time you do this, right?

It is!

Get up, Daddy!

Good morning, Maria! - Oh sorry!

"I want to marry him, she thought coldly"

In Italy? - Yes, in Italy!

What does she want in Italy? With whom?

I guess she wants to take a trip to Venice with a rich friend.

But I don´t know exactly. - When?

Soon... I guess Very soon!

Did you see her this morning? She wasn´t at the halls.

Nope. I didn´t see her today.

Maybe she drove today.

Can you give me 20 bucks?

Sure thing. - Give it to me.

I´ll return it to you.

All right. - Thanks. Ciao!

Ciao!

I want a lollipop! - I want one, too!

Thanks. - Good morning!

Good morning, Maria! - Everything ok?

Just great!

Take your time for breakfast. I´ll take of the shop meanwhile.

Ok, just go and do your thing. - Daddy!

Your daughter is such a sweety. I really like her.

I´m not bad, either! - I noticed that...

(Shop closed)

Miss Neuhauser, I´m sorry,

I can only pay the dowry insurance when you are actually married.

Therefore, I´d need the marriage certificate.

But I can´t give you that one, Mr. Hermann,

because I will marry this Sunday.

Well, that´s too bad.

You could come back here at the beginning of next week.

No, that´s too late. As I told you, I want to marry on Sunday and...

you know, now that I finally found someone...

who wants to marry me,

you know me for such a long time...

well, please give me the money.

Does the groom insists on that 5.000 Marks?

I tell you: you are to blame if I...

will die as a virgin!

Please return to the halls...

(Travel Agency)

That´s not acceptable. I´ll fly to Venice tomorrow to the Hotel Des Bang,

and I´ll get the wedding suite!

It´s Friday noon. Impossible. I can´t help it, Madame.

How about postponing the wedding until next week?

No way. I can´t postpone my wedding just because you are not able to manage this.

It´s just impossible to book a flight today

and the wedding suite, I won´t get it anyway.

Impossible is not acceptable. I´ll take the royal suite instead.

That´s also occupied.

Look: here are 5,000 Marks, you should be able to arrange something!

But not within such a short time.

Impossible!

Drive more carefully! What´s up today?

Daddy, I´m driving just normally. - Oh...

Listen please. - Yes.

I want to take a trip with Bärbel to the countryside to her parents. Ok?

Well, yes.

That suits me fine, because I have plans, too.

That´s fine.

When will you return? - On Monday.

Well...

Just take care of yourself. - You just have to cook for yourself.

Daddy! - Yes?

You can go to the pub. I´ll ask the Italian guy about some tomatoes.

Good idea. Will you join me in about 15 minutes? - Yes!

Good morning!

I thought you are in Italy.

I´ll fly at noon.

At noon? - Yes! - Very nice!

Tell Carlo about this. He´s over there. He´ll believe all this.

If you believe it or not, I really don´t care!

But I could phone you in the afternoon from Venice.

Sure, ring me up. I´ll wait for your call. - Yes, I will do that!

Wait and see!

Wait and see...

what´s the matter, don´t touch! I´m engaged!

(the text is just announcing another transmission)

Maybe it´s for you?

No. It´s not for me.

I´ll go then.

Just a moment...

Hello?

May I talk to Pietro, please? - Excuse me?

May I talk to Pietro, please?

Just a moment...

Strange... Hey Pietro!

Come here, it´s for you!

Who is it? - I don´t know.

That voice is so far away.

Hello?

Hello Pietro!

Just guess where I am.

From the funfair, for sure!

No. At Venice!

At Venice?

And I´m supposed to believe this?

Just wait a minute...

Do you believe it now?

Yes. - Surprised?

But I have to get back to the Hotel Des Bang, to my fiancee.

Bye!

Who was this?

Well, just some girl...

she invited me to a garden party.

I guess I will go there.

Good day!

I need the truck. I have to do a job for my father.

The tank is full and the key in the lock. - Great.

Excuse me! Which is the way to the Hotel Des Bang?

Hotel Des Bang? I don´t understand.

Hotel Des Bains? - Hotel Des Bang, yes.

My suitcase.

Sorry!

No, sorry.

No.

You know: such a kind of nightgown...

it should be real sexy.

Well...

I don´t know...

Just show me some.

No...no.

Not a slip. A nightgown.

Very sexy! It should present the breast and the bottom.

Yes, something like this. But it´s not quite right.

It should be VERY sexy!

Yes, frou frou is very good!

Pardon me?

It has to be sexy.

Hell?

Who is it?

Please take everything to the salon!

(another TV announce...)

Please! Give me the number.

Do you dwell here?

No!

Is it you, Franz?

No, it´s me. Pietro!

Come on... get dressed. We are leaving this place.

Please!

The car is waiting for us.

Please! Get dressed.

I love you.

I will marry you, too.

But please let´s leave here, ok?

Come on...

I am scared! - Please come.

Pietro, please drive me home.

Shall I carry you?

Well... come on... I know what I´m doing. Please...

Thanks.

Just wait, Pietro!

Why should I wait?

Don´t you want to think it over?

I didn´t come to Venice just for fun. I thought about it very well.

But we know each other for such a short time.

Really? Do you think it´s that short?

And you know what a monster I am, right?

Besides, I don´t fit to be a wife at all.

Neither can I cook, nor do the washing,

I have no knowledge at all to be a housewife. How shall we manage it?

On the other hand, you are at the halls very early, which is nice.

Well...

and I don´t want you to swear eternal felicity. You won´t stand it.

I promise!

You know that very well.

Yes? - Yes.

But i´m scared nevertheless.

No need to be scared. I´m here with you.

Please...

Are you really sure? - I am!

You are certainly sure as well.

Let´s go...

I don´t fit in your family at all.

You do fit very well.

Let´s go...

This is the woman I wanna marry!

Hello!

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