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Hi, Jocelyn.
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Is everything okay?
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- Yeah. Why?
- Um, I love your pajama set.
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Thank you.
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It's been a hectic morning,
David, I'm not gonna lie.
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Well, I lit a patchouli candle,
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so hopefully it'll... calm your chi.
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Yeah, well, I didn't get
much sleep last night.
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Somebody decided to do
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a synchronized swimming routine at 2am.
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- Oh no.
- Yeah, so long night.
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And then followed by
the news that my sister
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can't drive into town
to host my baby shower!
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Oh.
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Something to do with
her husband's heart.
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Oh, well, hope it clears itself up.
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Yeah, well, it won't.
That's the problem.
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- Well, you never know.
- Well, I do.
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Which is why I ask you to
then point this pregnant lady
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towards your party-theme section,
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because it seems as though I
am throwing my own baby shower!
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Sounds very dark.
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Um, we actually don't
have a party section, so...
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- Just a streamer, David, just...
- Okay, yeah.
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There's a basket on the other
side, I think. Down below.
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Hmm.
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It's times like this I wish
I had your eye for decorating
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and party planning.
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Roland's been trying to help me,
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offered off his movie posters, you know,
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but I just don't think
that "The Pelican Brief"
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is festive enough for a baby shower.
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Well, I'd have to agree.
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Yeah, well, if only
there was someone like you
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who could help me organize this.
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Very kind of you to say.
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Yeah, I mean, somebody like you, or you.
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Who would just help me organize this,
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before I snap!
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Well, I'm sure I could help you out.
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David! Oh my goodness!
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Are you sure?
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I don't want you to feel
like you have to do this.
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Are you sure about that?
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Well, it is tonight,
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so I suppose you better uh, get to work!
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- Tonight?
- Yes.
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Okay, will the store
be promoted, at least,
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at this event?
- Absolutely!
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- And what is the venue?
- My house!
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And are we married to that venue?
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- Yes!
- Okay.
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Thank you, David.
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What just happened?
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Okay, so I was thinking as
incentive for our singles,
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we could do like, a
lonely heart's special.
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So 50% discount for those
singles dining alone.
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Okay um,
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but wouldn't it make more
sense to offer a discount
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for people not dining alone?
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But it's Singles Week
though, is the thing.
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Right. Um,
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but if the point of Singles
Week is to get matched up,
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then why not offer a discount
for singles who eat... together?
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Okay, I have a better idea.
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A 2-for-1 discount for 2
singles eating together.
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That's it, that's the winner.
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Yay!
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Oh my god, Alexis?
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Oh my god, Klaire!
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Oh my... guys, I know
this girl! Babe! Hi!
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Oh my god, what are you doing here?
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- Oh.
- Okay, so...
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me, Albany, Jitney, and Candy,
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we just needed to get away
from the city for a bit,
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and so Vice put out this
guide to the most random cities
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in North America, and we
were like, lets him 'em.
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Oh my god, that sounds so random.
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Oh my god.
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This is where you live, isn't it?
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I'm so sorry I didn't put that together,
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it's like I completely forgot about you.
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Oh my god, no, babe,
please, it's like...
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- it's so good to see you.
- I know.
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So like, it was two weeks
straight of work at the agency,
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so we just got in the car, and we drove.
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You know how it gets,
it's like uh-uh-uh.
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- Can I get you something?
- Stop.
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Oh my god, I'm obsessed with your look.
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You look just like a
small-town waitress! Beep!
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- Thanks.
- Actually you know what
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I would love like a hot water,
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but if you could just
let it sit so it cools,
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I just need to know
that it was once hot.
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Sorry, I'm the worst.
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Thank you.
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Like nothing's really
changed, am I right?
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- Yeah.
- Ugh, okay, babe, sit down.
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Tell me about you. Like,
what have you even been doing?
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- Oh my god.
- Oh my god!
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Like, so much.
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Okay, love that, girl.
Tell me. Tell me everything.
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Um, okay, so I graduated high school.
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- Uh huh.
- Got my certificate.
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Um, I opened my own PR firm,
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and I'm actually organizing
this little event, so...
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Okay. We really have
to get you outta here.
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What?
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You know what, you
need to join us tonight.
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We're gonna go to some random
bar, for some random drinks.
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Hmm. Hundred percent.
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No but like, actually come
though, okay? I'm serious.
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I could use a distraction.
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Albany literally makes
me wanna kill myself.
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Anyway, I should go.
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Please tell me I'm
gonna see you tonight.
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Okay, here is your
not-so-hot water.
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Sweetie, no, I didn't order that.
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- See you tonight, babe.
- Hm.
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See you tonight, babe.
See you tonight, babe.
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Hm. Hm.
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Albany, I was sitting there!
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Well, it's good of you
to come with me, John.
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Well, not a problem, Sweetheart.
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Stevie was thrilled to be left looking
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after the motel with Roland.
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Of course your accompanying me today
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would have nothing to do with
any concerns you may have,
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about me being left alone in a room
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teeming with eligible bachelors?
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I have no concerns about you, Moira,
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you can handle yourself.
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But if you ever unleash
your feminine wiles
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on those bachelors, they
wouldn't know what hit them.
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Hmm.
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Hi.
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Thanks for coming. I'm Ricki.
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- Johnny, and this is...
- Moira.
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I'm the lead intimacy
facilitator here at MADLY,
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and I am so thrilled
that you would choose me
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as a consultant for your Singles Week.
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As are we, Ricki.
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I'm sure you don't get a
great many auditors here,
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at the group but, we would just
love a little hand-held tour
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to see what it is you do.
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Can I ask what MADLY stands for?
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Mature Adults Dating Lovers, Yes!
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We pride ourselves on our ability to...
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stimulate soulful exchanges
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between all of our singles.
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And, I'm confident that
we're going to be able
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to find superlative
matches for both of you.
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Oh dear. Oh!
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Bit of a misunderstanding, here.
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We're-we're looking to observe
your event, for research.
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Well, we could peek in on the
experience like group voyeurs,
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but it would be much more
educational for both of you
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if you would let me immerse you in it.
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And what would this
immersion process entail?
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Today's activity is
called "A Lock and Key".
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Our ladies get the keys.
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Our men get the locks.
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And then we spend an hour mingling,
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trying to find that perfect fit.
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Well, lucky for us, this lock
has already found its key.
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You'd be surprised.
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Would I?
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John?
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Could be fun.
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And I know who I'll be leaving with.
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All right, let's give it a try!
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Wonderful.
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I just have to ask, before the event,
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will you grant me access to
your most intimate sounds?
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No.
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But we'll play the game.
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Okay, and could that
be delivered by tonight?
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Okay, perfect. All right,
thank you very much.
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Hi.
- What's goin' on?
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Well, um, Jocelyn came
in here this morning
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looking like Adam
Sandler on a red carpet.
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Poor thing is planning
her own baby shower,
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so I volunteered to help.
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Wow. That's very generous of you.
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Yeah, I thought it could
be a good opportunity
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to promote the store.
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So, Heather's supplying some
of her cheeses, not at cost,
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but she's giving us a deal,
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and I thought we could bring
some wine from the store,
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and Colleen's express-shipping
a branzino, so.
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Sounding a bit expensive, David.
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Well, we haven't talked budget yet,
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but I'm assuming that Jocelyn's
wanting to spend some money
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on her baby shower.
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I'm assuming that Jocelyn's
planning on spending no money
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- on her baby shower.
- Whadda ya mean?
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Well, typically the person
who throws the shower,
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pays for the shower.
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Well, that wasn't part of the agreement.
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Well, what did you say to her?
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- I told her I'd take care of it.
- Ah!
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She basically forced me into it!
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This isn't even her first baby!
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Oh, so it's more of a sprinkle, then.
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What the hell is a sprinkle?
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No, it's like a shower,
but for your second kid.
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It's not a full shower,
it's like a sprinkle.
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That is the stupidest (bleep)
thing I have ever heard.
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Uh, also booze and fish, not
ideal for a pregnant woman.
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Yeah, well, she's one person,
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and everyone knows you
don't plan a whole party
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around one person.
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Maybe you do, if the party is for her.
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Says who?
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Fine! Worst case scenario,
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she grazes at the soft cheese station.
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Are you sure that she can eat that?
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This is why I hate babies!
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Klaire!
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Oh my god, Lex!
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Are you like, stalking me, or something?
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- Um, actually I, um...
- Oh my god, I'm kidding.
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But seriously, like
what are you doing here?
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Um, I'm just like crashing here.
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- Oh.
- Temporarily, obviously.
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Are um, are you guys staying here?
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Oh my god! Funny. No. No.
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We have Airstreams up the road,
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but we saw this sign,
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and we thought it was so random.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god! I almost totally forgot!
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I have a job for you.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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I just like, I can't talk
about it around Albany,
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because she needs to
get fired first, so...
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... basically the job is
yours, if you want it.
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It's a junior PR position,
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but you could totally climb the ladder.
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Look, take your time, just
let me know by tomorrow.
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By tomorrow?
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Hm, yeah, we're gonna
get a super early start,
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so make sure you find me before 2 pm.
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Oh wow, okay. It's just
like, all happening so fast,
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'cause I'd have to like,
pack, and find a place to stay.
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Oh my god, don't even worry about that.
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You can totally stay at my dad's place.
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He hasn't lived there for like 15 years.
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I think he started a
new family, or something.
251
00:10:50,727 --> 00:10:52,572
- Oh.
- So it would be you,
252
00:10:52,596 --> 00:10:55,030
and my dad's ex-wife.
But don't worry about her,
253
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,485
she's two years younger than
254
00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:57,931
- us, and like super chill.
- Okay.
255
00:10:57,956 --> 00:10:59,903
Anyway, I'm gonna call
it on this Instasesh,
256
00:10:59,928 --> 00:11:01,470
but I'll let you know
what bar we hit up tonight.
257
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,056
Okay, actually, there's only one.
258
00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:04,974
Oh, well that's great,
259
00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:06,975
because I feel like all I
do every night is just argue
260
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,201
with Albany about where to go.
261
00:11:08,245 --> 00:11:10,178
Like the poor thing doesn't
understand that like,
262
00:11:10,182 --> 00:11:12,514
literally, no one even wanted
her here in the first place.
263
00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:14,616
- Ooh.
- I can't wait to fire her.
264
00:11:14,642 --> 00:11:16,408
I'm her best friend.
265
00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:19,168
- Okay, here's my card.
- Yes.
266
00:11:19,234 --> 00:11:21,033
Let me know about the job.
267
00:11:21,058 --> 00:11:24,793
Okay, yes. That sounds like... chillin'.
268
00:11:24,863 --> 00:11:28,328
- I will definitely uh, let you know!
- Okay.
269
00:11:29,352 --> 00:11:33,259
Hey, pack your bags,
bitch! You're getting' out!
270
00:11:40,677 --> 00:11:43,413
It's funny, because before
my dear Gloria passed,
271
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,381
she told me her dying
wish was for me to move on.
272
00:11:46,451 --> 00:11:47,750
Ah, did she?
273
00:11:47,753 --> 00:11:49,633
I know you're gonna find
this hard to believe,
274
00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:52,989
but she predicted that
I would meet a woman
275
00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:55,457
with shoulder-length blonde
hair, and red lipstick.
276
00:11:55,744 --> 00:12:00,005
- Telepathic, was she?
- And tremendously specific!
277
00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:03,640
If I may leave you with a bit of advice,
278
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,967
I would wait until much
later in the relationship
279
00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:07,870
before mentioning any of the things
280
00:12:07,938 --> 00:12:09,813
you just mentioned to me. Okay?
281
00:12:10,174 --> 00:12:12,741
Uh, wait, you haven't
even tried your key.
282
00:12:12,809 --> 00:12:14,777
Uh, it won't fit.
283
00:12:14,846 --> 00:12:17,245
Now, ask me when the
last time the motel sold out,
284
00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:18,847
before I showed up?
285
00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:21,508
Never! Zero! Didn't happen.
286
00:12:21,619 --> 00:12:24,120
Must take a special touch.
287
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,144
Well, call it what you will, Charlene.
288
00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:30,161
Maybe I'll spend the night sometime.
289
00:12:31,162 --> 00:12:33,596
At the motel, I mean.
290
00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:35,398
Oh, oh, oh.
291
00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:38,124
Moira!
292
00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:40,503
You should really keep
looking for your perfect match.
293
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:43,823
For research. Or love.
294
00:12:49,272 --> 00:12:51,539
Mhmm.
295
00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:58,421
Tomorrow, more sunshine...
296
00:12:58,423 --> 00:13:00,158
Welcome, boys!
297
00:13:00,182 --> 00:13:02,991
I can't thank you enough
for jumping in like this!
298
00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,181
Oh, it's our pleasure.
299
00:13:04,206 --> 00:13:07,600
Okay, um, so what's going on here?
300
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,241
I thought I would what I could
301
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,886
to get a jumpstart on the decorations.
302
00:13:10,912 --> 00:13:12,345
Here's the thing, Jocelyn,
303
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:15,104
when you asked me to throw this event,
304
00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:17,730
you were essentially handing
over creative control.
305
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,042
Considering our name is
gonna be all over this,
306
00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:22,577
I think it's important to
streamline the aesthetic
307
00:13:22,581 --> 00:13:24,953
direction we're taking for tonight.
308
00:13:25,049 --> 00:13:27,450
Okay, well I guess I could
move some of the balloons?
309
00:13:27,451 --> 00:13:29,451
That could be good.
Yeah, we could move those.
310
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,710
Maybe to the garbage?
311
00:13:30,735 --> 00:13:32,802
We're also gonna need to
drop-cloth the interiors.
312
00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:34,461
Okay, guys!
313
00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:36,591
Where do you want me to hang the pinata?
314
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,616
I'm sorry, is that
supposed to be a baby?
315
00:13:38,663 --> 00:13:40,663
Yeah, it's pretty realistic, isn't it?
316
00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,565
I got it at the dollar store in Elmdale.
317
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,110
I didn't even have to pay for it, honey.
318
00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:45,352
They just gave it to me.
319
00:13:45,378 --> 00:13:47,669
Yeah, don't think we can smash a baby
320
00:13:47,672 --> 00:13:50,870
- with a stick tonight, but...
- It's not a real baby, Dave.
321
00:13:50,894 --> 00:13:52,875
The fact that you got
it from the dollar store
322
00:13:52,878 --> 00:13:55,443
does make me wary of what's
gonna fall out of it, though?
323
00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:56,712
Don't worry, Rolly,
324
00:13:56,738 --> 00:13:58,638
we're still gonna play the diaper game.
325
00:13:58,663 --> 00:13:59,863
Ah, good!
326
00:13:59,888 --> 00:14:01,760
Hi! What's the diaper game?
327
00:14:01,785 --> 00:14:03,645
Oh my gosh, it is so fun!
328
00:14:03,671 --> 00:14:06,731
We played it at Mutt's baby shower!
329
00:14:06,756 --> 00:14:09,024
Basically, you melt
different chocolate bars
330
00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:10,759
into different diapers,
331
00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:12,294
and then people take turns guessing...
332
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,686
Gonna stop you right there.
333
00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:17,779
I will literally do anything
for us to not play that game.
334
00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:20,903
Well, I'm getting nervous,
because we're gonna need
335
00:14:20,971 --> 00:14:22,471
some sort of entertainment, David.
336
00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:24,307
Well then, I will
come up with some games
337
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:27,299
that don't involve sniffing a diaper.
338
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,493
- You don't just sniff it.
- No. You don't.
339
00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:30,985
Oh my god.
340
00:14:31,009 --> 00:14:33,615
Hey, Jocelyn, why don't
you, why don't you get ready,
341
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,642
get changed, and we'll
take good care of the place.
342
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,280
I am ready.
343
00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:40,655
And you look great, so,
do you wanna have a seat?
344
00:14:40,658 --> 00:14:42,692
Relax? Mm hmm.
345
00:14:42,759 --> 00:14:44,693
Okay, is this vase movable?
346
00:14:44,696 --> 00:14:47,740
Uh, no, that there is
grandpa's ashes, and no,
347
00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:49,932
you cannot move it, it's bolted down.
348
00:14:50,044 --> 00:14:52,278
There's been a lot of urn thefts lately.
349
00:14:52,302 --> 00:14:54,269
I'll tell ya what, I
will get my ratchet,
350
00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:56,304
and see what I can do for
ya, okay? You hold baby.
351
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:59,336
- All right.
- Go ahead.
352
00:15:02,913 --> 00:15:04,480
Was this a mistake?
353
00:15:04,548 --> 00:15:07,071
Oh, probably, but you know,
we're here now, you know.
354
00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:08,687
Yup.
355
00:15:08,711 --> 00:15:10,477
Where do I put this (bleep) thing?
356
00:15:13,857 --> 00:15:15,357
No?
357
00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:19,783
Hello.
358
00:15:20,111 --> 00:15:22,298
And just when I thought
I'd tried every lock.
359
00:15:22,591 --> 00:15:24,923
- You are?
- Rene.
360
00:15:24,969 --> 00:15:26,936
I work in ad sales
and can drive at night.
361
00:15:27,004 --> 00:15:28,136
Ah.
362
00:15:28,162 --> 00:15:29,838
I know that sounds like
an odd thing to mention,
363
00:15:29,864 --> 00:15:32,065
but it does separate me from the crowd.
364
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:34,490
Pardonnez-moi, senor Rene.
365
00:15:34,578 --> 00:15:36,446
Okay, Moira, let's go.
366
00:15:36,514 --> 00:15:38,480
Charlene's getting a little tipsy,
367
00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:40,048
and things are starting to turn.
368
00:15:40,118 --> 00:15:43,686
Hm, well I just have one
more lock to try, John, so...
369
00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:45,644
Rene, I'll be gentle.
370
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,600
Oh, look at that!
371
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:52,504
It seems to be jammed. Can you, Rene?
372
00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:53,962
Sure.
373
00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:55,475
Okay, Moira, I think we're done here.
374
00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:57,567
Have we finally found our match?
375
00:15:57,591 --> 00:16:01,897
Yes, we have, but here,
locks sadly are defective.
376
00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:03,873
You're um... getting a bit of neck burn.
377
00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:04,897
Oh.
378
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,818
Well, I didn't have
any problem with mine.
379
00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:09,077
Often times in these situations,
380
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,682
I ask a participant to go within,
381
00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:16,740
and to reflect why she might
be having trouble connecting.
382
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,221
Connecting is my livelihood.
383
00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:21,624
No, it's these discount locks.
384
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,359
I've tried every other one.
385
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,625
Ooh!
386
00:16:27,615 --> 00:16:30,331
You know what, John?
You're right, we should go.
387
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,767
Jocelyn has that bebe thing.
388
00:16:31,769 --> 00:16:34,302
Rene, pleasure as always.
389
00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:36,349
You know, I have to say,
390
00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:38,173
I had a lot of apprehension
when I came here.
391
00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:40,746
- Let's not dally, dear.
- What's that? Here you go.
392
00:16:42,004 --> 00:16:44,890
Rene, Shirley needs a ride home.
393
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,316
Can you still drive at night?
394
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,061
Sure.
395
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,909
_
396
00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:07,051
Hey, I'm heading out!
397
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,411
Hmm.
398
00:18:04,357 --> 00:18:08,307
Okay, now this game
is called sleepy mommy.
399
00:18:08,332 --> 00:18:10,965
Jocelyn's sitting on the
couch, she's our sleepy mommy.
400
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,941
Now mommy's had a very
hard day with baby,
401
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:15,881
and needs a bit of a break.
402
00:18:15,905 --> 00:18:17,338
And that's where we come in.
403
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:18,605
We're each gonna take turns
404
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,952
popping pills into mommy's mouth.
405
00:18:20,978 --> 00:18:22,588
Now unfortunately,
these are breath mints,
406
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:24,323
we couldn't afford actual benzo's,
407
00:18:24,347 --> 00:18:26,715
but the person that
does get the most tranqs
408
00:18:26,784 --> 00:18:29,351
into mommy's mouth, will walk away
409
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,509
with whatever's left of
the soft cheese station.
410
00:18:32,623 --> 00:18:34,403
- I'll go!
- Okay.
411
00:18:37,427 --> 00:18:39,295
Boy, these have a bit
more weight to them
412
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,752
than the usual pills.
413
00:18:40,865 --> 00:18:42,808
Well, you know, Johnny, that
weight might actually work
414
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,799
in your favour if you
take into consideration
415
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:46,058
the humidity in here.
416
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,947
Wow, well, thank you, Roland.
417
00:18:47,971 --> 00:18:50,873
Okay, just relax. There.
418
00:18:52,242 --> 00:18:54,309
Oh! All: Oh!
419
00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:57,135
David, why does this game
feel vaguely familiar?
420
00:18:57,161 --> 00:18:58,646
You invented it.
421
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:00,715
We played it a lot growing up.
422
00:19:00,784 --> 00:19:02,684
Oh!
423
00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:04,586
I can't remember playing.
424
00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:06,450
That's because we got very good at it.
425
00:19:06,474 --> 00:19:09,433
I remember Alexis got on in
from across the room once.
426
00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:11,594
Oh!
427
00:19:11,596 --> 00:19:12,839
I've gotta hand it to ya, David,
428
00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:14,430
it's a little unconventional,
429
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,355
but people seem to be
gettin' really into this.
430
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:17,489
Hey, Dave?
431
00:19:17,513 --> 00:19:20,333
Do I get an extra point if I
can bounce one of her forehead?
432
00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:23,204
Yeah, we need some clarity
on the point system, David,
433
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,273
because I've landed
three in Jocelyn's bangs,
434
00:19:25,276 --> 00:19:26,842
and that's gotta count for something.
435
00:19:26,911 --> 00:19:29,144
- Or nothing.
- Ugh.
436
00:19:29,146 --> 00:19:31,614
- Okay. That's not fair.
- Okay. On three,
437
00:19:31,682 --> 00:19:33,848
try this together,
1, 2, 3.
438
00:19:33,852 --> 00:19:37,067
Oh! Yeah!
439
00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:47,705
So like, she's telling me
that she's going to Mexico,
440
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,699
and I'm like, if you're
not going to Tulum,
441
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,634
then like where the
hell are you even going?
442
00:19:51,701 --> 00:19:54,002
- You know what I'm saying?
- So where is she going?
443
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,572
- Ugh, god. Cabo.
- Oh my god, poor thing.
444
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,007
I know, right?
445
00:19:58,075 --> 00:20:00,375
Like, what does she wanna go
smoke a blunt with Pitbull?
446
00:20:00,421 --> 00:20:02,355
Ugh, probably not.
447
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,313
Um, anyway, can I talk
to you for a sec, Klaire?
448
00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:05,480
Oh yeah, sure.
449
00:20:07,532 --> 00:20:09,023
Wassup?
450
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:13,989
- Okay, so I've been thinking about it.
- Hmm.
451
00:20:13,991 --> 00:20:15,657
And as much as I appreciate the offer,
452
00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:17,660
... um, I think for
the next little while,
453
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,618
I should just stay here.
454
00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:23,892
I'm sorry, reset. What
are we talking about?
455
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,435
Um, the job that you offered
at your dad's friend's company?
456
00:20:27,503 --> 00:20:29,404
- The junior publicist?
- Oh.
457
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:31,250
I just don't think that
I can leave here yet.
458
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:33,486
Oh, yeah, sure, you do your
bit. I'm always here for you.
459
00:20:33,509 --> 00:20:36,177
Sorry, I was like, what
are we even talking about.
460
00:20:36,246 --> 00:20:38,913
So like, Albany just put
down her dad's black card,
461
00:20:38,982 --> 00:20:41,383
so shots on him. It's
the least that she can do
462
00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:42,996
because she didn't come
through with the party favors.
463
00:20:43,019 --> 00:20:45,086
Breaking news, we
still (bleep) hate her.
464
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,156
Anyway, do you want a shot or not?
465
00:20:48,224 --> 00:20:50,025
It's Albany's birthday.
466
00:20:50,361 --> 00:20:52,361
Um, I don't think that I can.
467
00:20:52,363 --> 00:20:54,163
I have this other thing
that I need to go to.
468
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:56,310
Okay, yeah, cool. Hey, well
text me later. All right?
469
00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:57,865
We can totally ditch this thing
470
00:20:57,934 --> 00:21:00,164
and we don't have to tell Albany,
if that's what's holding you back?
471
00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:02,539
- Will do.
- Okay.
472
00:21:02,772 --> 00:21:05,541
Oh and Lex, it was so good to see you.
473
00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:08,534
Really, it's been too long.
We can't let this happen again.
474
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:11,836
It won't.
475
00:21:15,152 --> 00:21:18,887
Why do you guys have
drinks, and I don't? Hmm?
476
00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:22,978
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