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[phone rings]
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Yeah, at 79 cents
a minute, this
better be good.
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Hi. It's me.
Where are you?
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I'm just driving around,
avoiding Dan.
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I tried staying at home
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and just avoiding
his hot spots--
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you know, bathroom,
TV...fridge.
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Where's he now?
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He's in the shower.
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Feel free to flush.
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Maybe I should
just come home.
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Well, I mean,
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what else can you
possibly say to the guy?
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"Don't forget
your swim trunks?"
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No. Don't rush back here.
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You know, the kids
are still at Mom's,
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and you-- you just
have to clear your head.
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That is the most
important thing
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that you can do
right now.
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I guess you're right. I mean...
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it's not a trip
to the post office
with an Uzi,
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but I guess
it'll have to do.
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Hey, before he gets
out of the shower...
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Don't worry.
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I'll hide the towels.
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♪ If what doesn't kill us is makin' us stronger ♪
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♪ We're gonna last longer ♪
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♪ Than the greatest wall in China ♪
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♪ Or that rabbit with a drum ♪
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♪ If there's one thing that I've learned ♪
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♪ While waiting for my turn ♪
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♪ It's that in each life some rain falls ♪
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♪ But you also get some sun ♪
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♪ And we'll make out better than okay ♪
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♪ Hear what I say ♪
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♪ Yeah, any day ♪
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Oh. You're in here.
I was gonna
make a sandwich.
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Be my guest.
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No, I'll wait.
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No, I'm hungry. I--
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I'll eat.
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Pass the bologna?
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Mmhh.
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Mmhh.
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Lettuce?
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Oh, it's wet. You
didn't dry it off?
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I'm sorry.
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Um...Jackie?
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Dan...
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Given the situation
between you and Roseanne,
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I think it's best
that we don't talk.
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You mean to each other
or just in general?
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I just mean that, uh,
it's a very unpleasant
situation,
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and it's probably going
to remain that way.
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Well.
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Perhaps a short discussion
on world famine
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might be in order.
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You're still talking.
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Oh, well, I was
just gonna tell you
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that I've licked
that knife.
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Dammit, Dan, don't--
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don't make me laugh.
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Oh, come on, Jackie.
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We've been friends
for over 25 years.
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Well, I've been Roseanne's
sister all my life.
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Well, look,
I don't know
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if I'm supposed to
apologize to you
or-- or anything,
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but if I am, then I do.
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[Radio announcer] ...chance for occasional thunderstorms today
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and a high of 89 degrees.
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Partial clearing tonight with a low of...
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Wait a minute.
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More showers developing....
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That used to be
Dairy Queen.
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What, they turned it
into a carpet store?
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[switches stations]
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[slow rendition]
♪Breaking up is hard to do ♪
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You gotta be
kiddin' me.
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[turns radio off]
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Hello, can I take your order?
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Uh, yeah.
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I'll have
a rooster bucket.
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Crispy or soft?
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Uh, crispy.
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Regular or deluxe?
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What's the difference?
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Cheese.
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You also get your choice
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of bacon or corn,
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mashed potatoes with or without butter,
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or gravy,
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potato salad or-- or coleslaw,
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or biscuits with or without honey.
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Yeah.
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Will that be all?
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I'll take a diet orange
supersilo.
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Okay. Would you like that with or without the lid?
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Uh, duh.
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Without the lid
so that I can spill it
all over myself.
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Okay. So that's one RB,
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an MC with the soy chili pepper sauce,
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and an OSS minus lid.
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Will that be all?
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Well, that was a joke
about the lid.
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Sure. Whatever you call it.
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I think also
I'd like to take, uh,
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four apple doodle pies--
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[sighs]
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Hey, son.
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Hey.
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What time's
your plane leave?
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4:17.
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But they advise you
to be at the airport
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no later that 2:36.
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Hand me the t-shirts,
will ya?
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Thanks.
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I'm gonna clean
the gutters today.
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Oh, man. I was
gonna do that.
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I'll do it.
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[lightly]
Okay.
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Wait a minute,
by George.
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I forgot. I'm
a very wealthy man.
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I shall hire
the very finest
gutter-cleaner-outer
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in all of Lanford.
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[snap]
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Except you won't
be here.
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So I'll hire somebody.
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You know how
to do that?
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I can figure it out.
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Why are you going?
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Well, I told you, Deej.
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I gotta go back,
take care of my mom.
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I thought she was
doin' a lot better.
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Well, she is.
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So why are you
going back?
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A hospital can
only do so much,
and she needs me.
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When are you gonna
quit talkin' to me
like I'm stupid?
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I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
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Look, something bad
is going on here,
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and you can't
pretend it's not.
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D.J., nothing bad
is going on here.
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Don't give me
that crap!
Your mom is fine!
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So why
are you leaving?
Quit yellin'
at me.
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Hey, quit lying to me!
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Look, I told you.
My mom is
a very sick woman.
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Fine. Don't tell me.
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Wait. Wait.
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[sighs]
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Okay.
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There's some things
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that I need to get
straight in my head.
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What the hell
does that mean?
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[sighs]
I'm sorry, Deej.
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That's all I can say
right now.
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You just hate me.
Is that it?
No.
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I don't hate you.
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You hate Mom?
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I love your mother.
I love you.
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I love Becky and
Darlene and Jerry.
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It isn't about that.
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It's somethin' I have to do.
It's all about me.
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Right.
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It's just about you.
Oh.
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Well, you'll
understand someday.
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Look, I understand
plenty, Dad.
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Have a nice trip!
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[door slams]
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[Radio announcer] Locally, an Elgin man rescued his wife
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from the freezing waters of the Calumet River.
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Jack Voden said, "I just jumped in.
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I didn't want to live if she doesn't."
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[changes station]
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[Woman] Hi, Dr. Suzy.
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I guess I'm what you call "the other woman."
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I've been with him
for six years now,
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and he's finally leaving his wife.
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But I'm sort of feeling guilty about it.
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[Dr. Suzy] How naive, caller.
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Trust me, he'll never leave his wife.
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They never do.
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[click]
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Hmhh.
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I had four kids,
for God's sake.
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What does he expect,
that I'm supposed to have
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the very same body
I did when I was 20?
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Well, actually, I do.
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But he loved that body.
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Who am I kiddin'?
I don't even like looking
at myself naked.
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[click]
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[Newscaster] The government is funding
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these rec leagues to keep inner city youth
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off the street. They have enough energy
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to play midnight basketball, but they're too tired
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to say a prayer at school in the morning.
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Where's our America going?
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Shut up, you fat ox.
[click]
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Oh, my God.
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They got rid
of the donut shop, too.
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Uh, sorry.
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No, it's okay.
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Well, that's all right.
You take it.
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I've seen
Sid and Nancy
before.
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Me, too. It's one
of my favorites.
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I think they put it
on the wrong shelf, though.
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I mean, this is
with all the Stallone/
Schwarzenegger
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hundred-million-dollar
budget Hollywood media
empire crap.
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I was kinda lookin'
for the documentaries.
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Oh. They're
right over here.
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They mix 'em
with the foreign films.
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Did you ever see
Crumb?
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God, I love this movie!
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This has to be
the most screwed-up
family ever.
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I don't know about you,
but I can really
relate to that.
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Yeah. You know,
my sister used to have
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some R. Crumb comics.
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She used to beat me up
for lookin' at 'em.
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Oh, my God!
Are they the originals?
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You know, the ones
from the '60s?
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Probably.
They smell funny.
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Oh. Here's
a great French film.
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The Delicatessen?
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It's about a butcher
who kills the people
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who live over his shop.
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Then he cuts 'em up
and serves 'em
to his customers.
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No way.
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See, the message is,
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that's what
our inhumane society
makes us do to each other.
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I mean, we slice
each other up
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and eat each other,
blood, guts, brains,
and everything.
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So, like,
the message is,
Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Like, we suck.
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Do you like
Robert Rodriguez?
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Oh, God, of course!
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He's, like, king
of the independents.
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And Linklater?
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Totally! I mean,
I saw Slacker
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and thought,
"How does this guy
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know me and my friends
so well?"
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[chuckles]
Felt the same way.
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I'm Heather.
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I'm D.J.
D.J.
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Ooh. Initials,
but no name.
I like a mystery.
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So, what's D.J.
stand for? Wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Don't tell me.
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You know, I don't like
to brag or anything,
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but I make videos.
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Oh, wow!
Me, too! Me, too!
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I want to make films
that'll, like,
change the world.
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I mean, I love comedies,
especially silent ones.
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I mean, Chaplin,
Harold Lloyd,
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and of course,
Buster Keaton.
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That stone face--
funny and tragic
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at the same time,
you know?
255
00:11:14,534 --> 00:11:16,333
Did you know he was
in Beach Blanket Bingo?
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God, can you believe
that great guy was
in that crappy movie?
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00:11:20,573 --> 00:11:22,373
I bet we know a lot
of the same stuff.
258
00:11:22,442 --> 00:11:23,573
I bet.
259
00:11:24,943 --> 00:11:27,110
So, Scorsese,
what kind of films
are you gonna make?
260
00:11:27,179 --> 00:11:28,779
I'm thinking
documentaries
261
00:11:28,847 --> 00:11:30,714
'cause I just like
turning on the camera
in my house
262
00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:31,882
and seeing what I get.
263
00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:33,651
It's way better than
anything I can think up.
264
00:11:33,719 --> 00:11:36,252
I love documentaries.
Have you seen
Brother's Keeper?
265
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,754
It's amazing!
266
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:39,990
So of course it didn't
get nominated for an Oscar.
267
00:11:40,058 --> 00:11:40,991
Of course.
268
00:11:41,059 --> 00:11:41,992
[sighs]
269
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,492
Yeah. I think
those Oscars
270
00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:44,762
are all politics,
anyway.
271
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,062
They totally suck!
I mean,
272
00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:47,765
it's just
one big fashion show.
273
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,900
It has nothing to do
with serious filmmaking.
274
00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:51,735
Yeah, I just sit there
watching it every year,
275
00:11:51,804 --> 00:11:53,670
going, "Man, this bites!"
276
00:11:55,741 --> 00:11:57,406
Have you seen
Microcosmos?
277
00:11:57,476 --> 00:11:59,041
No. Is it about
somethin' small?
278
00:11:59,111 --> 00:12:03,013
No! It's this
amazing documentary
about insects.
279
00:12:03,082 --> 00:12:05,548
I mean, the people
that made it, they made
their own special cameras
280
00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:07,483
so they could film
the insects from
really close up.
281
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,118
No way!
Okay, there's
this ladybug,
282
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,386
and she's walking
on a limb, right?
283
00:12:10,455 --> 00:12:11,787
And the ants are
on the limb, too. Okay?
284
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,356
So the ants start,
like, freaking out!
285
00:12:13,425 --> 00:12:15,425
No way!
And, like, they try
to get the ladybug,
286
00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,760
but she kinda
just closes herself
inside her shell.
287
00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:19,195
And then there are
these two bees,
288
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:21,297
and they're, like,
right there!
No way!
289
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,566
And then it's, like,
there are these two
huge rhino beetles
290
00:12:23,634 --> 00:12:25,168
that get into this
really big fight!
Ohh!
291
00:12:25,236 --> 00:12:26,202
And, oh, my God!
292
00:12:26,271 --> 00:12:28,537
The best part
293
00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:30,439
has the hottest,
294
00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:33,076
most amazing
love scene ever.
295
00:12:33,144 --> 00:12:34,410
No way.
296
00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:36,612
But only with snails.
297
00:12:36,681 --> 00:12:38,146
[quietly]
No way.
298
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,883
I mean, it's
totally amazing.
299
00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:42,685
You just have to
see it for yourself.
300
00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:45,386
We should hang out
together sometime
and watch it.
301
00:12:45,457 --> 00:12:46,889
Yeah. Sure.
302
00:12:46,957 --> 00:12:48,524
How about
this afternoon?
303
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,826
Today? Y-Yeah.
That sounds good.
304
00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,430
Why don't you take
whatever you want
from here?
305
00:12:55,499 --> 00:12:57,199
And then you can
come over to my house
later.
306
00:12:57,268 --> 00:12:58,801
Sure.
All right.
307
00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:00,568
Where's that pen?
308
00:13:00,637 --> 00:13:01,669
Here's where I live.
309
00:13:02,774 --> 00:13:04,240
And here's my number.
310
00:13:06,177 --> 00:13:07,475
Can you read that
okay?
311
00:13:07,545 --> 00:13:09,611
Yeah. I write
way smaller than that
before a test.
312
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,914
I used to do that,
but then I heard
313
00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:13,815
film school doesn't
care about grades.
314
00:13:14,886 --> 00:13:15,817
See you later.
315
00:13:21,158 --> 00:13:22,090
[door closes]
316
00:13:34,671 --> 00:13:37,272
Hello. Welcome to Bucky Burger. May I take your order?
317
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:41,143
Uh, yes. I'd like
a superburger with--
318
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,711
Hello! Welcome to Bucky Burger! May I take your order?
319
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,382
Yes! I'd like
a superburger--
320
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:50,118
Please speak directly
into the Buckyboard menu.
321
00:13:53,188 --> 00:13:55,790
[loudly]
I'd like a superburger
322
00:13:55,859 --> 00:13:57,559
with extra cheese!
323
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,093
A large freeze?
324
00:14:00,196 --> 00:14:04,598
No! A superburger
with extra cheese!
325
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:08,136
So that's one superburger and one large freeze.
326
00:14:08,204 --> 00:14:10,105
No, you moron! I said--
327
00:14:10,174 --> 00:14:11,807
Yes, ma'am, we can put more on.
328
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,473
That'll be 50 cents extra.
329
00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:25,980
♪♪ [country]
330
00:15:26,048 --> 00:15:28,715
♪ Lonesome ♪
331
00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:33,921
♪ Lonesome and thinkin' about you ♪
332
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:44,064
♪ Mmmm ♪
333
00:15:44,132 --> 00:15:46,365
This whole town
is full of idiots.
334
00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:47,634
Yeah.
335
00:15:47,702 --> 00:15:49,134
I mean, those
jerks at school,
336
00:15:49,203 --> 00:15:50,736
the people
that you meet
on the street.
337
00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:53,673
I mean, I feel
like I'm totally
on my own. You know?
338
00:15:53,742 --> 00:15:55,575
That's just how I feel.
339
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:58,277
God, D.J.,
this is so great!
340
00:15:58,346 --> 00:16:01,047
I've just never met
another person
who gets it.
341
00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:03,415
I mean, a while back,
I thought
I was connecting
342
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,486
with this guy, so we
started talking about
movies, of course. Right?
343
00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:09,087
Then he says he liked
Independence Day.
344
00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:12,257
I mean, how can you walk
around on the planet with
somebody who liked that?
345
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:14,994
I hated
Independence Day.
346
00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:18,764
Yeah, I really don't have
that many friends
347
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,099
I can trust anymore.
348
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:22,300
Not since my family
won the lottery.
349
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:25,171
There's a great movie.
The Lottery?
350
00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:26,706
I don't know that one.
351
00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:30,009
It's awesome.
It's about winning
this lottery, right?
352
00:16:30,078 --> 00:16:31,944
So at first, everyone
thinks it's a good thing.
353
00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:34,814
But then at the end,
the winner's, like,
stoned to death.
354
00:16:34,883 --> 00:16:36,949
No way!
You should
check it out.
355
00:16:39,687 --> 00:16:41,720
So, your family really
won the lottery, huh?
356
00:16:41,789 --> 00:16:43,755
Yeah.
357
00:16:43,824 --> 00:16:45,457
How much was it?
358
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,559
108 million.
359
00:16:47,628 --> 00:16:48,994
[whistles]
Wow.
360
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:54,500
Yeah. Think it'd make
everything great.
361
00:16:54,568 --> 00:16:56,868
All it did was
screw everything up.
362
00:16:56,937 --> 00:16:58,904
My family used to
have money.
363
00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:01,473
You heard of
Asberber drugs?
We used to own it.
364
00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:05,477
What do you mean,
"used to have money"?
What happened?
365
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,446
Oh, you know.
My mom started using.
366
00:17:07,515 --> 00:17:09,714
First it was Percocet,
Valium, Xanax,
367
00:17:09,783 --> 00:17:11,450
you know, stuff lyi''
around the pharmacy.
368
00:17:13,053 --> 00:17:15,487
Yeah, my family's
pretty screwed-up, too.
369
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,088
You know,
at Thanksgiving dinner,
370
00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:19,358
my grandmother
announced to everyone
that she was gay.
371
00:17:19,426 --> 00:17:22,527
I think at least
one of my stepdads
was gay.
372
00:17:22,596 --> 00:17:24,629
One of your stepdads?
373
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:25,931
How many have you had?
374
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,334
Let me see.
There's Tom--
He's the gay guy--
375
00:17:29,403 --> 00:17:31,703
Garvin,
the guy
with the boat,
376
00:17:31,771 --> 00:17:32,770
what's-his-name,
377
00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:35,073
and the guy
I never met. So five.
378
00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:40,511
You know,
my other grandmother,
the one who isn't gay?
379
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,013
She's a schizophrenic.
380
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,151
Yeah, and...
381
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,952
today my dad
walked out on us.
382
00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:49,520
Which one?
383
00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:51,056
I just have one.
384
00:17:51,124 --> 00:17:53,024
One, and
you're ragging?
385
00:17:58,598 --> 00:17:59,697
Hahh!
386
00:17:59,765 --> 00:18:00,698
Hahh...ahh...ahh!
387
00:18:02,935 --> 00:18:03,867
[exhales sharply]
388
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:13,345
Well, maybe now that
I've burned my tongue,
389
00:18:13,414 --> 00:18:15,546
I won't have
any taste buds left.
390
00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:17,581
Then I won't be able
to eat so much,
so I won't be
391
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:20,385
such a big fat pig, then
my husband won't leave me.
392
00:18:23,122 --> 00:18:24,554
Look at that guy.
393
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,159
I hate men.
394
00:18:28,227 --> 00:18:30,460
I should do his wife
a favor
395
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,063
and just run him over
right now.
396
00:18:33,132 --> 00:18:35,232
I'd get caught, though.
397
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,234
Sent to prison.
398
00:18:37,302 --> 00:18:40,570
Then I'd have to prove myself
out in the yard every day.
399
00:18:42,141 --> 00:18:45,075
[sighs]
No. No.
400
00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:47,410
If O.J. can get away
with it, so can I.
401
00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:50,114
Alls I have to do is
402
00:18:50,182 --> 00:18:54,284
get me a jury of 12
fat, dumped housewives.
403
00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:55,685
[motor revving]
404
00:18:55,754 --> 00:18:57,587
You better run,
you little wiener!
405
00:19:06,231 --> 00:19:07,230
[phone rings]
406
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:09,532
Hello.
407
00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:10,534
It's me.
408
00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:12,369
Um, I'm at a hotel
409
00:19:12,438 --> 00:19:13,603
near the airport.
410
00:19:13,671 --> 00:19:14,870
I switched to a later flight
411
00:19:14,939 --> 00:19:17,274
because I was wondering, um...
412
00:19:17,343 --> 00:19:18,774
well, if you're not too far away,
413
00:19:18,843 --> 00:19:21,111
maybe we could meet somewhere and talk.
414
00:19:21,179 --> 00:19:22,479
[sighs]
415
00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:23,813
[sighs]
416
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:26,483
Look, I don't blame you
for not answering.
417
00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:28,084
I wouldn't talk
to me, either.
418
00:19:29,621 --> 00:19:32,655
But I just don't feel
ready to get on the plane.
419
00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:36,527
Well, I just don't feel
ready to have you come home.
420
00:19:36,595 --> 00:19:37,527
Well..
421
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:39,629
All right, then.
422
00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:41,865
Yeah, all right, then!
[click]
423
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,467
[jet roaring by]
424
00:19:48,707 --> 00:19:49,638
[sighs]
425
00:19:57,549 --> 00:20:00,050
[dialing phone]
426
00:20:01,886 --> 00:20:04,153
Hey, Jackie. It's me.
427
00:20:04,222 --> 00:20:05,521
I need you to come
and pick me up.
428
00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:08,992
I'm-- I'm over at,
like, 13th and Sheffield.
429
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,659
No!
430
00:20:10,728 --> 00:20:12,328
No, I'm not okay.
431
00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:25,007
What's wrong?
What is it?
432
00:20:25,076 --> 00:20:28,177
My ears are freezing,
my butt is tired,
433
00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:31,314
and I think I have
a French fry lodged
in my larynx.
434
00:20:31,383 --> 00:20:33,082
That's it?
You sounded crazy
on the phone.
435
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,215
You scared me
to death.
436
00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:36,317
Mmhh, I didn't mean
to scare you.
437
00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:39,655
I just could not
be behind that wheel
one more second.
438
00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:40,956
Well, you did
the right thing,
439
00:20:41,025 --> 00:20:42,858
you know, comin'
from an ex-trucker.
440
00:20:42,927 --> 00:20:45,528
Driving and, uh,
crying do not mix.
441
00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:48,697
Dan finally
left the house.
442
00:20:48,766 --> 00:20:50,933
Yeah, I know.
He called me in my car.
443
00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:52,134
He called you?
444
00:20:52,203 --> 00:20:53,535
I think he wanted me
445
00:20:53,605 --> 00:20:55,771
to beg him to stay
or something.
What'd you say?
446
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,740
I told him I didn't
want him to come home.
447
00:20:58,809 --> 00:21:01,242
And then you've just
been driving around
this whole time.
448
00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:03,211
Yeah.
449
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,780
Yeah. I learned
something, too, Jackie.
450
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:09,217
You know, there really
aren't too many places
to go in Lanford.
451
00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:12,386
But fortunately,
I was able to collect
enough ketchup packets
452
00:21:12,455 --> 00:21:14,255
to take us right
into the ice age.
453
00:21:15,558 --> 00:21:17,492
Well, I'll
follow you home.
454
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,826
You-- You want
to go by Denny's
455
00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:23,465
and pig out
on milk shakes
and grand slams?
456
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:26,435
I know you're not
gonna believe this,
Jackie,
457
00:21:26,504 --> 00:21:28,270
but for the first time
in my life,
458
00:21:28,339 --> 00:21:29,904
I think I'm full.
459
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:32,540
Oh, what the hell?
460
00:21:32,609 --> 00:21:34,242
Yeah.
I'll follow you.
461
00:21:42,212 --> 00:21:44,917
♪♪ [music "Lara's theme"]
462
00:22:13,909 --> 00:22:16,842
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