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Okay. My turn, my turn.
Um, I got one.
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Great, but can you make it
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a little more challenging
this time?
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Okay. Check this out.
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I spy with my little eye
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something yellow
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and round,
and it eats dots.
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Seriously, Ralph?
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Yeah, seriously.
You're never gonna get it.
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Well, obviously,
it's Pac-Man.
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No, that's not
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Why is that obvious?
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Name one other thing
in this whole arcade
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that is yellow and round
and eats dots.
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I can name two things.
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Ms. Pac-Man
and Baby Pac-Man.
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Boom!
I accept your apology.
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Yeah, you're right. Okay.
But was it Pac-Man?
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Yeah, you got me.
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Knew it.
All right, riddle me this
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do you or do you not think
that Zangief waxes?
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No way. Look at the guy.
He looks like a yeti.
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I don't know.
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I mean, if the fur
were confined to his chest,
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I might agree
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but look at those
two very specific
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tuffets of shin hair
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poking out of his boots.
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That does not just happen,
Ralph. That is a choice.
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You're totally right, kid.
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He's baby smooth
everywhere else.
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I rest my case.
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My mind is blown!
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Let's go get a root beer.
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Okay, let's see
what you got, kid.
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Ooh!
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Nice one. Okay.
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I think I got one
in the chamber.
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Ew!
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Gross.
Thank you.
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Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
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Doesn't that game
have a virus?
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No. I'm sure
they fixed it.
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Whoo!
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I'm gonna beat
my speed record!
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Hey, wait for me!
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Ralph.
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Yeah?
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I don't think
they fixed the game.
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Uh No.
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Help!
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Hey, Tron!
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Tronny!
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Tronny boy!
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Help!
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Do you realize
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we're basically just, like,
zeroes and ones
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floating around the universe
like tiny specks of dust?
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Like, doesn't the very nature
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of our existence
make you wonder
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if there's more to life
than this?
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Why would I wonder
if there's more to life
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when the life
I got is perfect?
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I mean, sure. Doesn't
look so hot on paper.
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I'm just a bad guy
from some old video game
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who wrecks a building.
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And yeah, for 27 years,
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I was a total zero
without any friends.
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But now,
I got a best friend
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who just happens to be
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the coolest kid
in the whole arcade.
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Aw, thanks, pal.
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Watch this.
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Home run!
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All right, let's go
watch the sunrise.
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Are you really saying
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there's not one single,
solitary thing
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about your life
that you would change?
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Well, think about it.
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You and me get to
goof off all night long.
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Litwak shows up, we go to
work, we put in our hours.
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Then the arcade closes
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and we get to do it
all over again.
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The only thing I might do
different in that scenario
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would be not having
to go to work.
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Other than that,
I wouldn't change a thing.
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Huh?
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Hey, where'd our sunrise go?
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All right,
let's get you plugged in.
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That's a plug-in alert.
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Litwak hasn't plugged in
a new game in forever.
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Let's go see what it is!
Yeah!
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Excuse us. Excuse us.
Minor emergency.
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Hey, Felix, Calhoun,
what's getting plugged in?
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Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks
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it's gonna be
a new pinball machine.
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What do you think,
lady love?
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I'll bet you a shiny nickel
it's a blood pressure machine.
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Kids love those things.
Ooh.
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Please be a racing game.
Please be a racing game.
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Please be a racing game.
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"Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?
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Well, it's either wiffle ball,
or an arranged marriage game.
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It's actually pronounced
"Wi-Fi," Ralph.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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And Wi-Fi is the Internet
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which is an online community
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where human beings
go to shop
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and play games and socialize.
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Ooh, fun!
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Oh, no, it is not.
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That sign right there
says "Wi-Fi."
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What it should say
is "Die-Fi."
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That's a little humor there.
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But seriously, the Internet
is nothing to laugh at.
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It is new, it is different,
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and therefore
we should fear it.
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So keep out, for Pete's sake,
and get to work.
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The arcade's about to open.
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Figures, we finally get
something new plugged in
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and we're not even allowed
to go in there.
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Totally not fair.
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A new racing game
would've been cool.
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Something wrong
with your game?
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No, no.
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It's just every bonus level's
been unlocked.
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I know every shortcut.
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Man, I'd kill for even
just a new track.
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New track? You already got,
like, three choices.
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Yeah, I know,
but don't you ever wish
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something new
and different
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would happen in your game?
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Nope.
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Really? Well,
agree to disagree.
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Wait, I don't wanna disagree.
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No, no. It's just
a fancy way to say
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we don't have to
argue about it.
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We're arguing?
I don't wanna argue.
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Relax. Stop making it
a thing.
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Go to work. I'll see you
tonight, stench vessel.
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All right.
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She wants a new track,
I'll give her a new track.
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Come on, Nafisa!
Let's play Sugar Rush!
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Pick Vanellope, Swati.
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She's got
the best superpower.
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Yeah, the glitch. I love her.
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Drivers,
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start your engines.
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You're gonna lose today,
Princess.
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While, yes, I am technically
a princess, Taffyta
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I'd rather you just think of
me as plain old Vanellope
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the racer who's about to
kick your butt.
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Three, two, one, go!
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And pardon me, excuse me,
coming through.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo!
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And one, two, three gumballs
right on cue.
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Yeah, I love it
when she glitches.
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Ooh! Huh.
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Excuse me.
I must have fallen asleep.
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Oh, fun. I'm winning.
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Vanellope takes a huge lead.
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No one's gonna catch her now.
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She's gonna love this.
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Right on time.
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What?
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"Looking for something new
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"and different?
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"Then take this track."
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Oh, Ralph,
you old son-of-a-gun.
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I'd say I got a little time
for a detour.
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Whoa!
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Hey, look, I think
I unlocked a new track.
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Never seen that before.
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This is awesome!
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Hey, thanks, Ralph!
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You're welcome!
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Get back up
on the track, Swati.
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You're going to lose.
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I can't.
It's like it's driving itself.
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Whoo!
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What is wrong with
this thing?
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What?
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No, no!
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Kid!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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Kid! Kid!
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Oh, kid, I'm so sorry,
are you okay?
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Oh, my gosh.
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What an amazing track!
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Thank you, Ralph! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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You're welcome!
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You know I take my duty
as your hero very seriously.
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Wait a minute.
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You took a serious
doody where?
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Vanellope, get up here.
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We have a situation.
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Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope
racer wasn't working
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and I think maybe I
turned the wheel too hard.
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Whoa.
I'm real sorry.
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It's okay, Swati.
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I think I can get it back
on there pretty easy.
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What did you do, Ralph?
Nothing.
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Leave him alone.
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He was just trying to
make the game more exciting.
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Yeah, why don't you relax,
Taffyta? Litwak will fix it.
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All right, on you
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Oh!
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Okay. Still not a problem.
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He'll just order a new part.
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Well, I'd order a new part
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but the company
that made Sugar Rush
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went out of business
years ago.
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I can try to find one
on the Internet.
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Good idea.
Oh, me too.
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Good luck, that'll be like
finding a needle in a
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I found one! On ebay!
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Really? How about that?
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See? Those kids
have it under control.
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They're just gonna get
another wheel from the eboy.
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Are you
kidding me? How much?
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That's more than this game
makes in a year.
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Aw, I hate to say it,
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but my salvage guy
is coming on Friday
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and it might be time to sell
Sugar Rush for parts.
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Aww.
Where's he going?
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Litwak's gonna
unplug the game.
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Get out of here!
Go, scram, let's go, run!
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Go, run, run,
run, run!
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Let's go!
Run!
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Gangway!
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Yeah,
you heard him, gangway!
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Stop it! No running!
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What are you people doing
out of your game,
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for Peter's sake?
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The arcade is open!
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Sugar Rush
is getting unplugged.
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We're homeless!
Yeah, yeah, we're homeless!
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Oh, what are we going to do?
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Y'all, calm down, calm down.
Get a hold of yourselves.
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I don't want to be gameless.
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An unplugging.
Good Lord.
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I haven't seen
this many gameless characters
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since Space Invaders
went down.
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Um
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Where are we gonna live?
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Well, you can stay here until
the arcade closes, I guess
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and then we'll figure out
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where the heck
we're gonna put you all.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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I raided Gene's fridge.
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Good news, he's got pie.
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Took a bunch of his pillows
and junk, too.
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I'm thinking we make a fort
up here, or like a yurt.
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Or we could take
these pillows
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If we stack them right,
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we can make an igloo
out of pillows.
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00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:30,334
Like a pillow igloo.
Pigloo. Pigloo!
261
00:11:30,336 --> 00:11:31,302
So what do you think, kid?
262
00:11:31,304 --> 00:11:34,374
Fort, yurt, or the obvious
best choice, pigloo?
263
00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:39,377
I can't believe I don't have
a game anymore.
264
00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:42,547
I mean, like, what am I
gonna do all day?
265
00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:45,216
What? Come on,
are you kidding?
266
00:11:45,218 --> 00:11:46,684
You sleep in,
you do no work,
267
00:11:46,686 --> 00:11:49,085
then you go to Tapper's
with me every night.
268
00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:51,054
I've literally
just described paradise.
269
00:11:51,056 --> 00:11:53,056
But I loved my game.
270
00:11:53,058 --> 00:11:54,024
Oh, come on.
271
00:11:54,026 --> 00:11:55,326
You were just bellyaching
about the tracks
272
00:11:55,328 --> 00:11:56,494
being too easy.
273
00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:58,663
No, that doesn't mean
I didn't love it.
274
00:11:58,665 --> 00:12:02,400
Yeah, sure,
it was kind of predictable
275
00:12:02,402 --> 00:12:07,037
but still I never really knew
what might happen in a race.
276
00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:08,606
And it's that,
it's that feeling,
277
00:12:08,608 --> 00:12:11,576
that not-knowing-what's-
coming-next feeling.
278
00:12:11,578 --> 00:12:15,648
That's the stuff.
That feels like life to me.
279
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,017
And if I'm not a racer,
Ralph
280
00:12:21,054 --> 00:12:22,386
what am I?
281
00:12:22,388 --> 00:12:23,754
Well, you're my best friend.
282
00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:25,189
That's not enough.
283
00:12:25,191 --> 00:12:26,324
Hey.
284
00:12:26,326 --> 00:12:28,159
No, I just
285
00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:31,130
I'm sorry,
I know I'm being weird.
286
00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:36,734
I think maybe I just need
to be alone right now.
287
00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:37,770
Oh.
288
00:12:38,838 --> 00:12:41,305
Okay.
289
00:12:41,307 --> 00:12:43,776
I'll meet you over at Tapper's
in a little while, I guess.
290
00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:46,513
If you want.
291
00:12:48,715 --> 00:12:50,314
All right, now
292
00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:51,582
we found some good homes
293
00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,518
for so many of our chums
from Sugar Rush
294
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,286
and we're just hoping
a few more of you
295
00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:56,454
will open your doors
296
00:12:56,456 --> 00:12:58,456
and your hearts
to those in need.
297
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,259
Well, I suppose
that large green olive
298
00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:03,094
will fit in nicely
with my decor.
299
00:13:03,096 --> 00:13:05,329
I'm a sour ball.
300
00:13:05,331 --> 00:13:08,132
Well, beggars can't be
choosers, can they?
301
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:09,667
Come along, condiment.
302
00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:11,435
Mm-kay.
303
00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:14,407
Marvelous.
That just leaves the racers.
304
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,807
We're, like, adorable.
305
00:13:16,809 --> 00:13:18,576
You sure are.
306
00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:20,745
So, any takers?
307
00:13:23,316 --> 00:13:24,715
Um
308
00:13:24,717 --> 00:13:26,452
Anyone?
309
00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:32,690
Felix, I know
we've never once talked about
310
00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:34,659
having a family before, but
311
00:13:34,661 --> 00:13:36,561
I know, it feels
like the kind of thing
312
00:13:36,563 --> 00:13:38,129
you just jump into
with both feet
313
00:13:38,131 --> 00:13:39,865
and nary a plan.
314
00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:42,667
Felix and I will
give them sanctuary.
315
00:13:43,771 --> 00:13:45,202
Can I get a quick word
with you two?
316
00:13:48,341 --> 00:13:49,607
Look, I get it.
317
00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:51,309
You've been married
six years,
318
00:13:51,311 --> 00:13:52,711
you're looking to
spice things up
319
00:13:52,713 --> 00:13:54,813
but trust me,
adopting 15 children
320
00:13:54,815 --> 00:13:56,647
is the wrong kind of spice.
321
00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:58,583
Those things
are basically feral.
322
00:13:58,585 --> 00:14:03,588
Pardon me, sir, but those
youngsters are lambs.
323
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:07,391
Lost little lambs in need of
two kind, caring shepherds.
324
00:14:07,393 --> 00:14:08,559
That's right.
325
00:14:08,561 --> 00:14:11,730
Besides, how hard
can parenting be?
326
00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:13,564
You treat the child
like your best friend
327
00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:15,433
you give them
everything they want
328
00:14:15,435 --> 00:14:16,868
and you just love
their little socks off.
329
00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:18,235
Right, Tammy?
330
00:14:18,237 --> 00:14:19,805
Darn-tootin'.
331
00:14:19,807 --> 00:14:21,472
Huh?
332
00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:23,642
Come and get it.
333
00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:24,710
Get your own candle.
334
00:14:24,712 --> 00:14:27,378
Hey, Mom,
why does your lame TV
335
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:28,880
only have one channel?
336
00:14:28,882 --> 00:14:31,750
Well,
hate to say I told ya
337
00:14:31,752 --> 00:14:33,351
Ow!
338
00:14:44,197 --> 00:14:45,363
Hey, Tapper?
339
00:14:45,365 --> 00:14:47,466
No, Ralph.
I haven't seen Vanellope.
340
00:14:47,468 --> 00:14:50,535
Not since the last time
you asked me 30 seconds ago.
341
00:14:50,537 --> 00:14:52,771
Sorry. I'm just
worried about her.
342
00:14:52,773 --> 00:14:56,842
She's glitching like crazy,
and acting super insecure.
343
00:14:56,844 --> 00:14:58,877
Oh. And get this,
she said
344
00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:01,381
being friends with me
wasn't enough for her.
345
00:15:02,382 --> 00:15:04,248
Not enough?
I'm a great friend!
346
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,917
Right, Tapper? Right?
347
00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:08,285
I'm sorry.
Who's acting insecure?
348
00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:09,655
Ralph, come on.
349
00:15:09,657 --> 00:15:12,457
The kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.
350
00:15:13,694 --> 00:15:15,560
There you are Oh.
351
00:15:15,562 --> 00:15:16,662
Hey, Ralph.
352
00:15:16,664 --> 00:15:19,230
Hey, Felix. Since when
do you drink root beer?
353
00:15:19,232 --> 00:15:20,465
Since tonight.
354
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,501
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
355
00:15:22,503 --> 00:15:24,736
Hey, listen. This one was
supposed to be for Vanellope.
356
00:15:24,738 --> 00:15:25,904
I guess you can have it.
357
00:15:25,906 --> 00:15:27,639
Doesn't look like
she's coming.
358
00:15:27,641 --> 00:15:28,807
Thanks.
359
00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:30,509
You know,
I can't help but think
360
00:15:30,511 --> 00:15:32,711
this whole mess
is somehow
361
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:35,414
partially my fault.
362
00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:38,483
It figures. Just when
my life was perfect.
363
00:15:38,485 --> 00:15:40,318
Mine was, too.
364
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,722
But, hey,
now I'm a father of 15.
365
00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:46,324
Isn't that just a blessing?
366
00:15:49,963 --> 00:15:53,365
Eeeee-oh-boy!
367
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,634
Wait. What'd
you say, Felix?
368
00:15:55,636 --> 00:15:57,836
Um, isn't that
just a blessing?
369
00:15:57,838 --> 00:15:59,438
No, the weird sound thing.
370
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,906
Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?
371
00:16:00,908 --> 00:16:02,941
Yeah. Eee-oh
372
00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:04,309
Sorry, say it again?
373
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,311
Eeeee-oh-boy.
Eeeee-oh-boy!
374
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,447
Eee-oh-boy!
Eee-boy! Say it again?
375
00:16:08,449 --> 00:16:09,614
Eeeee-oh-boy!
Eeeee-oh-boy.
376
00:16:09,616 --> 00:16:11,950
Eeeee-oh-boy
eboy! eboy! eboy!
377
00:16:11,952 --> 00:16:13,051
eboy? eboy?
eboy.
378
00:16:13,053 --> 00:16:14,786
Yeah.
379
00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:15,987
Um, what are you getting
at there, Ralph?
380
00:16:15,989 --> 00:16:17,756
That kid out in the arcade
381
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,391
said there was
a steering wheel part
382
00:16:19,393 --> 00:16:22,594
on the Internet, it's
something called eboy or
383
00:16:22,596 --> 00:16:24,996
ebay! That's it,
it was ebay!
384
00:16:24,998 --> 00:16:26,665
Ralph, are you thinking about
385
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:29,000
going to the Internet
and finding that part?
386
00:16:29,002 --> 00:16:30,136
Getting that part's
the only thing
387
00:16:30,138 --> 00:16:32,037
that's gonna fix the game
and that's the only thing
388
00:16:32,039 --> 00:16:34,040
that's gonna make
Vanellope happy again.
389
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,874
And if Sugar Rush is fixed,
390
00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:38,009
all those lovable scamps
living in my house
391
00:16:38,011 --> 00:16:40,412
and destroying my sanity
392
00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:42,848
will have homes
of their own again!
393
00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:45,951
Ralph, this is an important mission.
A noble mission!
394
00:16:45,953 --> 00:16:46,952
I will cover for you.
395
00:16:46,954 --> 00:16:48,887
Thanks, pal.
396
00:16:48,889 --> 00:16:51,556
Ralph, what about your tab?
You owe me for the root beer.
397
00:16:51,558 --> 00:16:53,325
Oh, Felix is gonna
cover for me.
398
00:16:53,327 --> 00:16:55,727
Drinks on the house, everybody!
Felix is paying.
399
00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:57,564
Shoryuken!
400
00:16:58,066 --> 00:16:59,867
Eeeee-oh-boy.
401
00:17:06,707 --> 00:17:08,607
Boo!
402
00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:10,742
Ralph, what is wrong
with you?
403
00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:12,078
Start churning butter
404
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,679
and put on your church
shoes, little sister
405
00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:17,649
'cause we're about to
blast off!
406
00:17:17,651 --> 00:17:19,851
What are you
even talking about?
407
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:20,920
Oh, we're going to
the Internet.
408
00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:21,854
What?
409
00:17:21,856 --> 00:17:23,688
Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.
410
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:24,756
No way!
411
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:25,992
Yeah, I probably
should've just said,
412
00:17:25,994 --> 00:17:27,759
"We're going to the Internet."
We're going to the Internet!
413
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:29,962
Yeah, we are!
414
00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:32,697
Hey, Surge,
are we glad to see you.
415
00:17:32,699 --> 00:17:34,066
We want to report
some malfeasance
416
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:35,534
over by the Whac-A-Mole.
417
00:17:35,536 --> 00:17:37,103
Yeah, we saw
some undesirables
418
00:17:37,105 --> 00:17:39,738
causing a real donnybrook
over there.
419
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,874
Oh, heck no.
Not on my watch.
420
00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:43,077
Appreciate the tip.
421
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:50,448
So, all we gotta do
is find this eboy place.
422
00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:52,051
Ebay.
Right, ebay.
423
00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:54,386
So we go there,
get the steering wheel
424
00:17:54,388 --> 00:17:55,888
we have it delivered
to Litwak before Friday.
425
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,455
He'll fix your game.
426
00:17:57,457 --> 00:17:59,025
Everything goes back
to the way it was.
427
00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:00,827
Boom! Happily ever after.
428
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,460
This is a shockingly sound,
429
00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:03,963
well-thought-out idea
for you, Ralph.
430
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:05,097
No offense.
431
00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:06,631
I know. And none taken.
432
00:18:06,633 --> 00:18:07,800
Ooh, here it comes.
433
00:18:07,802 --> 00:18:09,869
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls
434
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,073
I give you the Internet!
435
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,776
Huh.
436
00:18:16,778 --> 00:18:18,811
The Internet is
not nearly as impressive
437
00:18:18,813 --> 00:18:20,680
as how Sonic described it.
438
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,949
Yeah, I gotta admit,
I'm underwhelmed.
439
00:18:22,951 --> 00:18:25,483
Where do you think
they keep their ebay?
440
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:26,451
Beats me.
441
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,553
Hello, anybody here?
442
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:29,989
Anyone? Hello!
443
00:18:29,991 --> 00:18:32,158
We're looking for ebay!
444
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,061
Ooh. Did you hear that, kid?
Sweet echo.
445
00:18:35,063 --> 00:18:36,528
Check this out.
446
00:18:39,734 --> 00:18:42,602
Hoolie-hoo!
Hoolie-hoo!
447
00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:44,804
Okay, connect to network.
448
00:18:44,806 --> 00:18:46,906
Bingo.
449
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:50,979
Password is "high score"
with a zero instead of an "o."
450
00:18:51,646 --> 00:18:52,812
Yes.
451
00:18:52,814 --> 00:18:55,049
And we are online.
452
00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:04,190
Hoolie-hoo!
453
00:19:04,192 --> 00:19:06,792
Hoolie-hoolie-hoo!
454
00:19:06,794 --> 00:19:08,494
Ooh, Ralph, look.
455
00:19:08,496 --> 00:19:10,763
Cool. Mood lighting.
456
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:15,968
Ahhh! That's a gremlin!
Stay away! It's a gremlin!
457
00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:17,438
It looks like
a tiny Mr. Litwak.
458
00:19:19,574 --> 00:19:21,476
IP address 415-1037-483.
459
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,911
Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph,
let's follow him!
460
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,079
Hey, wait for me!
Kid, come back! Wait!
461
00:19:27,081 --> 00:19:29,048
Hey!
Don't leave without me!
462
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,516
IP address 415-1037-483.
463
00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:32,820
Vanellope!
464
00:19:34,822 --> 00:19:36,622
I can't breathe.
I don't fit.
465
00:19:40,495 --> 00:19:42,228
Whoo-hoo!
466
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:45,531
Yeah! Whoo!
467
00:19:57,712 --> 00:19:58,911
Kid!
468
00:19:58,913 --> 00:20:00,713
Ralph! Isn't this great?
469
00:20:00,715 --> 00:20:02,615
No, it is not!
470
00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:04,018
Whoo-hoo!
471
00:20:09,191 --> 00:20:10,290
No, no, no.
472
00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:17,199
Whoa!
473
00:20:46,128 --> 00:20:48,161
Sweet mother
of monkey milk!
474
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,197
Whoa!
475
00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:52,665
Kid, I don't think
we're in Litwak's anymore.
476
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,634
We most certainly
are not, friendo.
477
00:20:55,636 --> 00:20:58,740
We are in the Internet!
Come on, Ralph!
478
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:09,249
Holy cow!
479
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,616
Look at all this stuff.
480
00:21:10,618 --> 00:21:11,917
Whoa.
481
00:21:11,919 --> 00:21:15,790
This is the most beautiful
miracle I've ever seen.
482
00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:18,858
But it's so big.
483
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,094
It goes on
forever and ever.
484
00:21:21,096 --> 00:21:22,628
How are we
possibly gonna find
485
00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:23,829
ebay out there?
486
00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:26,632
Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry.
487
00:21:26,634 --> 00:21:27,868
I'm sure
there's someone out here
488
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,870
who could give us directions.
Oh!
489
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,271
Look at that little egg guy.
490
00:21:31,273 --> 00:21:33,006
He's got on one of those hats
that smart people wear.
491
00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:34,841
I bet he could
help us. Come on.
492
00:21:34,843 --> 00:21:36,609
Welcome back
to the search bar, madam.
493
00:21:36,611 --> 00:21:37,676
I hope you were able
to find
494
00:21:37,678 --> 00:21:39,312
a satisfactory
breakfast burrito
495
00:21:39,314 --> 00:21:42,082
based upon the search results
I provided this morning.
496
00:21:42,084 --> 00:21:44,818
What can KnowsMore
help you find now?
497
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:47,254
Where can I find ballet?
498
00:21:47,256 --> 00:21:49,122
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
Ballet folklorico?
499
00:21:49,124 --> 00:21:50,257
tights?
500
00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:51,324
Girls' size small.
501
00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:54,327
Oh, little Madeline's
trying ballet now, is she?
502
00:21:54,329 --> 00:21:56,169
I hope this lasts longer
than the soccer phase.
503
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,033
Hmm.
504
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:01,902
I found 23 million results
505
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,304
for ballet tights,
girls' size small.
506
00:22:04,306 --> 00:22:05,640
Isn't that interesting?
507
00:22:06,942 --> 00:22:10,143
Redirecting
to DesmondsTutus.com.
508
00:22:10,145 --> 00:22:11,945
They never say thank you.
509
00:22:11,947 --> 00:22:13,980
Oh, hello, sir.
510
00:22:13,982 --> 00:22:15,949
Interesting, you don't seem to
have a search history.
511
00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,384
Well, let's start one for you.
512
00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:19,152
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
513
00:22:19,154 --> 00:22:20,921
Um
Umbrella. Umbrage.
514
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,656
Umami. Uma Thurman.
No.
515
00:22:22,658 --> 00:22:24,658
Noah's Ark. No Doubt.
Nordstrom Rack.
516
00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:25,926
Err.
517
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:29,362
Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters.
Urkel, played by Jaleel White.
518
00:22:29,364 --> 00:22:31,198
Looks like no one put
Humpty Dumpty together again.
519
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,066
This guy's
a little soft-boiled.
520
00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:34,201
I'm pretty sure
he's just trying to
521
00:22:34,203 --> 00:22:35,702
guess what you're gonna say.
522
00:22:35,704 --> 00:22:36,970
Yes. I'm sorry,
523
00:22:36,972 --> 00:22:39,739
but my autofill
is a touch aggressive today.
524
00:22:39,741 --> 00:22:42,075
Let me try.
ebay Sugar Rush
525
00:22:42,077 --> 00:22:43,157
steering wheel.
526
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,046
Oh.
527
00:22:46,048 --> 00:22:48,949
I only found one result
for your query.
528
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,352
Hmm. Isn't that interesting?
529
00:22:52,154 --> 00:22:53,720
What? How did you?
530
00:22:53,722 --> 00:22:55,422
Ah, the Internet's
very intuitive.
531
00:22:55,424 --> 00:22:57,324
Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore.
532
00:22:57,326 --> 00:22:59,092
Well, you're welcome.
533
00:22:59,094 --> 00:23:00,827
Redirecting to ebay.
534
00:23:02,264 --> 00:23:06,233
I like her.
What a delightful girl.
535
00:23:06,235 --> 00:23:08,702
Slow traffic
will be fined for speeds
536
00:23:08,704 --> 00:23:10,939
less than three megabytes
per second.
537
00:23:37,766 --> 00:23:39,266
Wow, I guess
we know where to go
538
00:23:39,268 --> 00:23:42,068
if we ever need
a pair of goggles.
539
00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:43,904
There's a whole building
full of them.
540
00:23:43,906 --> 00:23:45,375
Oh! There it is! ebay!
541
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,316
Ralph, we're really
gonna do it.
542
00:23:55,318 --> 00:23:57,217
We're actually gonna
save my game.
543
00:23:57,219 --> 00:23:58,452
Told you not to worry.
544
00:23:58,454 --> 00:24:01,955
We just gotta keep our eyes
on the prize and stay focused.
545
00:24:01,957 --> 00:24:04,224
Get rid of belly fat
using this one weird trick.
546
00:24:04,226 --> 00:24:05,859
Ooh! I love weird tricks.
547
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:06,793
Sassy housewives
want to meet you.
548
00:24:06,795 --> 00:24:08,094
They do?
549
00:24:08,096 --> 00:24:09,129
Congratulations,
you're a winner!
550
00:24:09,131 --> 00:24:10,030
Really?
551
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,798
These ten child stars
went to prison.
552
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,966
Number six will amaze you.
553
00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:14,134
Ooh. That sounds
interesting.
554
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:15,336
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
555
00:24:15,338 --> 00:24:16,504
Click here
to find out how.
556
00:24:16,506 --> 00:24:17,904
Ralph, come on!
557
00:24:17,906 --> 00:24:19,839
But there's a lot of
cool stuff here.
558
00:24:19,841 --> 00:24:22,243
I'll be right here if you
change your mind, brother.
559
00:24:22,245 --> 00:24:23,143
Ooh, how about you, lady?
560
00:24:23,145 --> 00:24:24,746
You wanna get rich
playing video games?
561
00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:31,051
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next item up
562
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,953
a black velvet painting
of a sorrowful kitten.
563
00:24:32,955 --> 00:24:34,522
Bidding starts at 49.99.
564
00:24:34,524 --> 00:24:35,423
850 for the beaver,
565
00:24:35,425 --> 00:24:36,865
the beautifully
taxidermied beaver
566
00:24:39,362 --> 00:24:41,162
a gently used
artificial hip
567
00:24:41,164 --> 00:24:43,164
and the bidding's open
at $10. Do I hear 20?
568
00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:44,532
Do I hear 350?
Who'll give me 350?
569
00:24:44,534 --> 00:24:45,499
50, 50, 50 now.
570
00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:47,000
Who'll give me 350?
400!
571
00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:48,336
Going once,
going twice and sold!
572
00:24:48,338 --> 00:24:49,503
The tortilla chip shaped like
573
00:24:49,505 --> 00:24:52,440
international superstar Beyonce Knowles
goes for 400.
574
00:24:52,442 --> 00:24:54,208
Yay! So happy.
575
00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:56,310
Are you understanding
how this game works?
576
00:24:56,312 --> 00:24:59,480
I think all you have to do is
yell out the biggest number
577
00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:02,016
and then you win this stuff.
578
00:25:02,018 --> 00:25:03,917
And I thought
Qbert's game was weird.
579
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:04,884
Hey, kid, hop up here
580
00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:06,187
and see if you can tell
581
00:25:06,189 --> 00:25:07,669
where they keep
their steering wheels.
582
00:25:07,889 --> 00:25:09,190
Uh, there's a bunch of
583
00:25:09,192 --> 00:25:11,459
sports memberabilia.
584
00:25:11,461 --> 00:25:14,362
And big baby clothes
called "lingerie."
585
00:25:14,364 --> 00:25:16,564
Huh.
Go to the right, move right.
586
00:25:16,566 --> 00:25:19,300
Oh. There's a row with a
bunch of old video game junk!
587
00:25:19,302 --> 00:25:21,469
Oh, there it is!
There it is! I see it!
588
00:25:21,471 --> 00:25:23,004
Oh, someone else
is trying to win it.
589
00:25:23,006 --> 00:25:24,605
Come on! Hurry, let's go!
590
00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:25,673
We got 275.
591
00:25:25,675 --> 00:25:27,908
And with 30 seconds left
in the auction, we have 275.
592
00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:29,210
Move! Move! Hey!
593
00:25:29,212 --> 00:25:30,578
That's ours! Out of the way!
Do I hear a three?
594
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:31,946
I'll give you three!
I got three!
595
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:33,180
Can I get a 305? 305?
Can I get a 3-5?
596
00:25:33,182 --> 00:25:35,182
305.
305, can I get a 310?
597
00:25:35,184 --> 00:25:36,517
Can you bid 310?
310.
598
00:25:36,519 --> 00:25:38,185
315.
320.
599
00:25:38,187 --> 00:25:39,253
325.
600
00:25:39,255 --> 00:25:41,188
Oh, man, this guy is good.
601
00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:42,957
He keeps coming up with
numbers like it's nothing.
602
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,126
I have three-and-a-quarter.
Do I hear 350?
603
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:46,427
350? 350?
Watch this.
604
00:25:46,429 --> 00:25:48,929
1,000!
605
00:25:48,931 --> 00:25:50,197
We now have a bid of 1,000!
606
00:25:50,199 --> 00:25:52,433
Way to go, kid!
That is a huge number.
607
00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:54,001
Thank you.
Check this out.
608
00:25:54,003 --> 00:25:55,569
15,000!
609
00:25:55,571 --> 00:25:57,538
15,000! Do I hear 15-5?
610
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,174
15-fiver!
611
00:26:00,176 --> 00:26:01,509
16!
17!
612
00:26:01,511 --> 00:26:02,610
18!
20!
613
00:26:02,612 --> 00:26:04,345
23!
25!
614
00:26:04,347 --> 00:26:06,213
27!
27 and one!
615
00:26:06,215 --> 00:26:08,649
And sold! For 27,001
616
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:10,117
to the barefoot hobo
617
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:11,419
in the broken overalls.
618
00:26:11,421 --> 00:26:12,586
Hey, that's me!
619
00:26:12,588 --> 00:26:13,921
We won!
We won!
620
00:26:13,923 --> 00:26:15,089
Congratulations.
Here's your voucher
621
00:26:15,091 --> 00:26:17,525
for auction item 197324579.
622
00:26:17,527 --> 00:26:19,395
Please take it to checkout
for processing.
623
00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:22,229
So, we are set to ship
624
00:26:22,231 --> 00:26:23,531
one Sugar Rush
steering wheel
625
00:26:23,533 --> 00:26:25,266
Mmm-hmm.
to a Litwak's Family
626
00:26:25,268 --> 00:26:26,567
FunLand in Los Aburridos,
California.
627
00:26:26,569 --> 00:26:27,635
Yep!
628
00:26:27,637 --> 00:26:29,003
With expedited shipping,
629
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,105
that should arrive
Wednesday morning.
630
00:26:31,107 --> 00:26:33,574
That's two whole days before
Litwak scraps your game.
631
00:26:33,576 --> 00:26:35,443
We're way ahead of schedule.
632
00:26:35,445 --> 00:26:36,645
We rule!
633
00:26:36,647 --> 00:26:38,913
I'll just need
a credit card number.
634
00:26:38,915 --> 00:26:40,615
Sorry, what's a
credit card number?
635
00:26:40,617 --> 00:26:43,084
A credit card number.
636
00:26:43,086 --> 00:26:45,288
Number. Right.
Uh, seven.
637
00:26:45,922 --> 00:26:47,288
Excuse me?
638
00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:50,324
Sorry, no. You're right,
ridiculous. I meant 11.
639
00:26:50,326 --> 00:26:52,126
Those aren't
credit card numbers.
640
00:26:52,128 --> 00:26:53,628
I'm pretty sure they are.
641
00:26:53,630 --> 00:26:55,329
How exactly do you intend
to pay for this item, sir?
642
00:26:55,331 --> 00:26:57,566
You owe $27,001.
643
00:26:57,568 --> 00:26:59,133
What?
644
00:26:59,135 --> 00:27:01,536
Dollars? Dollars like money?
645
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:04,405
Yes, and if you don't
have a credit card
646
00:27:04,407 --> 00:27:06,307
we also accept PayPal,
Venmo,
647
00:27:06,309 --> 00:27:08,342
ProPay, SquareCash
and BuzzzyBucks.
648
00:27:08,344 --> 00:27:10,044
Uh
649
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:11,648
You're gonna laugh. Okay.
650
00:27:13,617 --> 00:27:17,451
So this big galoot, he
left his wallet at home.
651
00:27:17,453 --> 00:27:20,321
Yeah, yeah, I did leave
my wallet at home,
652
00:27:20,323 --> 00:27:22,158
in my wallet room.
And the door's locked.
653
00:27:22,593 --> 00:27:24,125
Uh-huh.
654
00:27:24,127 --> 00:27:26,394
Look. If you don't pay
within 24 hours
655
00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:28,563
you will be in violation
of the unpaid item policy
656
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:31,031
you will forfeit the bid,
and you will lose this item.
657
00:27:31,033 --> 00:27:32,034
Next!
658
00:27:34,337 --> 00:27:35,537
Hey, buddy,
you going to eboy?
659
00:27:35,539 --> 00:27:37,639
Well, I got some free advice
for you. Don't.
660
00:27:37,641 --> 00:27:39,641
What a scam!
661
00:27:39,643 --> 00:27:42,413
We were so close,
and we would have gotten
662
00:27:43,514 --> 00:27:45,614
Look, their signs
aren't even real!
663
00:27:50,987 --> 00:27:53,422
What the heck? Dang Internet.
664
00:27:56,693 --> 00:28:00,060
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
665
00:28:00,062 --> 00:28:02,229
Hey, kid. What's going on?
What's wrong?
666
00:28:02,231 --> 00:28:03,398
If I don't have
a steering wheel,
667
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,600
I don't have a game,
I'm gameless.
668
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:08,570
There's only one steering
wheel in the whole Internet
669
00:28:08,572 --> 00:28:11,373
and we blew our chance
to get it. We blew it!
670
00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:13,341
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
671
00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:15,075
We came here
to save your game,
672
00:28:15,077 --> 00:28:16,177
and that's what
we're gonna do.
673
00:28:16,179 --> 00:28:17,245
Right.
674
00:28:17,247 --> 00:28:18,613
Okay?
Okay, yeah.
675
00:28:20,082 --> 00:28:22,049
There you go.
676
00:28:22,051 --> 00:28:24,252
Now look,
all we got to do
677
00:28:24,254 --> 00:28:27,355
is figure out a way to earn
a little bit of moola.
678
00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:30,759
We're video game characters,
Ralph. We don't have moola.
679
00:28:30,761 --> 00:28:32,461
Unless you can think
of some magical way
680
00:28:32,463 --> 00:28:35,265
to get rich
playing video games.
681
00:28:38,569 --> 00:28:40,535
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
682
00:28:40,537 --> 00:28:42,370
Click right here
to find out how.
683
00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:44,439
Back off, pop-up!
684
00:28:44,441 --> 00:28:45,707
Right this way, miss.
685
00:28:45,709 --> 00:28:47,409
Dang pop-up blockers.
686
00:28:47,411 --> 00:28:49,744
Why does everybody
gotta be so mean?
687
00:28:49,746 --> 00:28:52,113
Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank
goodness you're still here!
688
00:28:52,115 --> 00:28:55,283
Me and my friend here, we got
24 hours to make $27,001
689
00:28:55,285 --> 00:28:56,618
or she loses her game.
690
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:57,786
Yeah, can you please tell us
691
00:28:57,788 --> 00:29:00,088
how to get rich
playing video games?
692
00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:01,790
You bet!
693
00:29:01,792 --> 00:29:04,226
Come on, click here, and
I'll take you to my website.
694
00:29:07,498 --> 00:29:10,298
You got an ample carriage
there, buster.
695
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,566
Causing a little drag.
696
00:29:11,568 --> 00:29:12,767
Sorry. You're getting close
to the edge.
697
00:29:12,769 --> 00:29:13,869
Huh?
698
00:29:13,871 --> 00:29:16,805
You see the?
The edge. The edge!
699
00:29:18,775 --> 00:29:21,576
By the way,
my name is JP Spamley
700
00:29:21,578 --> 00:29:23,111
and I'd like to welcome
the both of you
701
00:29:23,113 --> 00:29:24,646
to the Spamley family.
702
00:29:26,283 --> 00:29:29,451
All right,
step into my parlor.
703
00:29:29,453 --> 00:29:31,620
This is your website?
704
00:29:31,622 --> 00:29:33,288
I know what you're thinking,
not to worry.
705
00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:34,823
My anti-virus guy
was just here.
706
00:29:34,825 --> 00:29:36,224
Clean as a
707
00:29:36,226 --> 00:29:37,626
Oh!
708
00:29:37,628 --> 00:29:38,727
Dang it!
709
00:29:38,729 --> 00:29:39,828
Oh, my gosh.
That's embarrassing.
710
00:29:39,830 --> 00:29:41,696
Anyway, I know
it's a bit of a mess
711
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,265
Hey, Gord!
712
00:29:43,267 --> 00:29:44,833
But I do have a system here,
I really do.
713
00:29:44,835 --> 00:29:47,135
If I can just
find that Gord!
714
00:29:47,137 --> 00:29:49,304
I just got to find this list.
715
00:29:49,306 --> 00:29:50,539
Oh, there you are.
716
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,575
These guys are looking to
get rich playing video games.
717
00:29:53,577 --> 00:29:54,897
What do you got for them,
partner?
718
00:30:03,821 --> 00:30:05,687
Thank you.
719
00:30:05,689 --> 00:30:09,324
"Fishwife's amulet,
Wizard Quest, three dollars."
720
00:30:09,326 --> 00:30:11,293
"Foxhole hammer,
721
00:30:11,295 --> 00:30:13,194
"Zombie Crusades,
five dollars"?
722
00:30:13,196 --> 00:30:14,729
Now, those there are
723
00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:17,198
some of your more
commonplace, low-dollar items.
724
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,401
Can you back up a sec,
Mr. Spamley?
725
00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:21,469
Um, you're saying if we find
726
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,204
the Golden Cleats
727
00:30:23,206 --> 00:30:24,840
from Pro League Soccer
728
00:30:24,842 --> 00:30:27,509
we find those and bring them
back here to you
729
00:30:27,511 --> 00:30:30,813
then a human being in the
real world will pay us $15?
730
00:30:30,815 --> 00:30:31,847
Yes, ma'am.
731
00:30:31,849 --> 00:30:34,382
Welcome to the exciting world
of loot hunting.
732
00:30:34,384 --> 00:30:35,650
Folks go into games
733
00:30:35,652 --> 00:30:37,652
they harvest
the most coveted items
734
00:30:37,654 --> 00:30:39,521
and they sell them
on my website
735
00:30:39,523 --> 00:30:41,556
to the highest bidder.
Ha-ha?
736
00:30:41,558 --> 00:30:43,258
Okay, but here's the thing
737
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,327
we need like
a buttload of money.
738
00:30:45,329 --> 00:30:47,765
So, do you have any more
lucrative items, maybe?
739
00:30:48,398 --> 00:30:49,399
Gord!
740
00:30:50,233 --> 00:30:51,399
Gord!
741
00:30:51,401 --> 00:30:52,401
Oh, there you are.
742
00:30:54,739 --> 00:30:57,172
Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.
743
00:30:57,174 --> 00:30:59,574
Is $40,000 lucrative
enough for you?
744
00:30:59,576 --> 00:31:00,676
Whoa!
Whoa.
745
00:31:00,678 --> 00:31:02,344
It's more than enough.
746
00:31:02,346 --> 00:31:04,279
I got a guy
in Des Moines, Iowa
747
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:07,182
who will pay 40 grand
for Shank's car
748
00:31:07,184 --> 00:31:08,884
from a game
called Slaughter Race.
749
00:31:08,886 --> 00:31:10,452
A racing game?
750
00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:12,420
That's right. Slaughter Race
is the most popular
751
00:31:12,422 --> 00:31:14,422
online racing game
out there.
752
00:31:14,424 --> 00:31:16,358
However,
it is wicked dangerous.
753
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,760
We ain't afraid of danger.
754
00:31:17,762 --> 00:31:19,762
This kid's the best racer
in the whole world.
755
00:31:19,764 --> 00:31:22,798
We'll get you that car,
no problemo.
756
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,267
Slaughter Race!
Enter at your own risk.
757
00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:35,680
Okay, this game
is kind of amazing.
758
00:31:37,615 --> 00:31:40,483
Meh, the attention to detail
is pretty impressive.
759
00:31:41,586 --> 00:31:43,586
I don't think
I've ever been in a game
760
00:31:43,588 --> 00:31:44,820
with smog before.
761
00:31:46,289 --> 00:31:48,958
Nice kitty. Nice kitty.
Easy, boy. Easy.
762
00:31:52,664 --> 00:31:54,930
Let's just find Shank's car
and get outta here.
763
00:31:54,932 --> 00:31:55,932
Agreed.
764
00:32:01,739 --> 00:32:03,271
Look. Look.
Whoa!
765
00:32:03,273 --> 00:32:04,440
There it is.
766
00:32:04,442 --> 00:32:06,475
That car is gorgeous.
767
00:32:06,477 --> 00:32:08,444
No wonder it's worth so much.
768
00:32:09,614 --> 00:32:11,781
Aw, sugar.
769
00:32:11,783 --> 00:32:14,417
Players. They beat us to it.
Aw.
770
00:32:14,419 --> 00:32:16,585
31 hours
of continuous gameplay
771
00:32:16,587 --> 00:32:19,321
and we've finally
found Shank's car.
772
00:32:19,323 --> 00:32:21,257
Let's jack this ride.
773
00:32:21,259 --> 00:32:23,459
Oh, yeah, DirtySocks,
it's on.
774
00:32:23,461 --> 00:32:25,461
Jim! Jimmy?
775
00:32:25,463 --> 00:32:28,364
You're not playing that
horrible game again, are you?
776
00:32:28,366 --> 00:32:29,598
No, Grandma!
777
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,933
I'm doing my homework.
778
00:32:30,935 --> 00:32:32,468
Okay, like I said
779
00:32:32,470 --> 00:32:33,905
Let's jack this ride.
780
00:32:40,344 --> 00:32:41,779
Well, well, well.
781
00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:46,784
While the cat was away,
these mice tried to play.
782
00:32:50,354 --> 00:32:52,488
Hey, I think
that might be Shank.
783
00:32:52,490 --> 00:32:53,989
Listen up, mice
784
00:32:53,991 --> 00:32:57,059
anyone who tries to play
with this cat's ride
785
00:32:57,061 --> 00:32:58,561
is gonna get got.
786
00:32:58,563 --> 00:33:01,564
You're going down, Shank.
787
00:33:01,566 --> 00:33:03,966
Pyro. Give those punks
the works.
788
00:33:03,968 --> 00:33:05,470
With pleasure.
789
00:33:08,506 --> 00:33:10,673
End of the road!
790
00:33:10,675 --> 00:33:12,844
Gosh dang it!
Now we gotta start all over.
791
00:33:13,845 --> 00:33:15,411
Ralph, maybe
792
00:33:15,413 --> 00:33:17,346
Hey, where are you going?
793
00:33:17,348 --> 00:33:19,515
I am scared.
794
00:33:19,517 --> 00:33:20,683
If we get burned up
in here,
795
00:33:20,685 --> 00:33:21,984
that's it, we're dead,
we're gone.
796
00:33:21,986 --> 00:33:23,686
So, I think we should
get outta here right now.
797
00:33:23,688 --> 00:33:26,522
No, wait, wait.
I have an idea.
798
00:33:28,693 --> 00:33:30,026
Hey, Shank?
799
00:33:30,028 --> 00:33:31,594
What's up, Pyro?
800
00:33:31,596 --> 00:33:33,896
Um, do you ever reckon
we're going a bit too hard
801
00:33:33,898 --> 00:33:35,431
on the players?
802
00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:38,467
Honestly, no, I don't.
803
00:33:38,469 --> 00:33:42,471
Of course, I have empathy for
players like DirtySocks537
804
00:33:42,473 --> 00:33:44,475
and BabeRaham_Linkin
805
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:46,575
but if we just let them win,
806
00:33:46,577 --> 00:33:48,878
where's the life lesson?
You know?
807
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,381
Mmm.
Yeah, but to Pyro's point
808
00:33:52,383 --> 00:33:54,817
I mean, those players
work so hard to get here.
809
00:33:54,819 --> 00:33:56,585
I hear you, Felony
810
00:33:56,587 --> 00:33:58,754
but imagine a game
without challenges.
811
00:33:58,756 --> 00:34:01,724
The same predictable thing
every single time
812
00:34:01,726 --> 00:34:02,926
who wants that?
813
00:34:02,928 --> 00:34:03,960
Shank's right.
814
00:34:03,962 --> 00:34:07,030
I just saw a really
insightful TED talk
815
00:34:07,032 --> 00:34:09,065
and I can't really remember
what the guy said.
816
00:34:09,067 --> 00:34:11,101
It was more about
how he made me feel.
817
00:34:11,103 --> 00:34:13,602
But I think, ultimately,
the point was
818
00:34:13,604 --> 00:34:16,772
I honor your journeys, guys.
819
00:34:16,774 --> 00:34:18,842
And we honor yours,
Butcher Boy.
820
00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:19,976
Thank you.
821
00:34:19,978 --> 00:34:20,977
Hey, Shank,
822
00:34:20,979 --> 00:34:22,779
did you ever wonder
what it would be like
823
00:34:22,781 --> 00:34:24,647
if someone actually
did get your car?
824
00:34:24,649 --> 00:34:26,116
Well, I know one thing
825
00:34:26,118 --> 00:34:28,717
whoever does will have to
be the best of the best.
826
00:34:32,456 --> 00:34:34,390
Good day to you, madam.
827
00:34:34,392 --> 00:34:35,591
Who are you?
828
00:34:35,593 --> 00:34:38,995
I'm here from the, uh,
Department of Noise.
829
00:34:38,997 --> 00:34:41,097
And the thing is, we've been
getting some complaints
830
00:34:41,099 --> 00:34:42,766
down at HQ.
831
00:34:42,768 --> 00:34:44,701
Uh, Larry's the one
who takes the calls.
832
00:34:44,703 --> 00:34:46,069
Anyways, someone told Larry
833
00:34:46,071 --> 00:34:47,403
that we've been
hearing a lot of
834
00:34:47,405 --> 00:34:48,805
gun sounds
and screaming sounds
835
00:34:48,807 --> 00:34:50,774
and what-have-you.
That sort of thing.
836
00:34:50,776 --> 00:34:54,079
Whoa! This is nice.
837
00:34:55,613 --> 00:34:58,514
Where have you been
all my life?
838
00:34:58,516 --> 00:35:00,616
Uh, so I came to
check on things.
839
00:35:00,618 --> 00:35:02,185
Oh, I'm sorry, who did
you say you were again?
840
00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:04,654
Oh, I'm Larry?
841
00:35:04,656 --> 00:35:06,589
Uh, you said
Larry took the call.
842
00:35:13,966 --> 00:35:15,932
Good job, Larry!
843
00:35:15,934 --> 00:35:18,436
Yeah, worked like a charm!
844
00:35:24,543 --> 00:35:26,643
Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?
845
00:35:26,645 --> 00:35:28,513
And I need yours. Sorry.
846
00:35:30,716 --> 00:35:32,818
I'm just
I'm just gonna go.
847
00:35:35,687 --> 00:35:37,689
This is the worst day
of my life!
848
00:35:38,891 --> 00:35:40,657
It's a shame
we have to leave so soon.
849
00:35:40,659 --> 00:35:42,192
This game is cool.
850
00:35:42,194 --> 00:35:43,226
Just get us out of here
851
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,495
so we can get this car
to Spamley and get paid.
852
00:35:45,497 --> 00:35:46,730
No problem.
853
00:35:48,934 --> 00:35:50,100
Uh-oh.
854
00:35:50,102 --> 00:35:51,970
Look at this guy
coming in hot.
855
00:36:08,587 --> 00:36:10,989
You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!
856
00:36:15,627 --> 00:36:17,162
You still have value,
Butcher Boy.
857
00:36:20,766 --> 00:36:22,899
Oh, no!
It's that Shank lady.
858
00:36:22,901 --> 00:36:24,200
She looks upset.
859
00:36:24,202 --> 00:36:26,503
Ah, don't worry,
I'll lose her.
860
00:36:35,047 --> 00:36:36,680
Where are you going?
861
00:36:36,682 --> 00:36:39,182
Kid, get back on the track.
I'm gonna lose my cookies.
862
00:36:39,184 --> 00:36:41,520
There is no track.
I can drive anywhere.
863
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,188
Whoo!
864
00:36:56,535 --> 00:36:59,203
Oh, kid, she's coming up
right behind us.
865
00:36:59,205 --> 00:37:00,570
Oh, hello!
866
00:37:00,572 --> 00:37:02,572
I believe you have
something of mine.
867
00:37:02,574 --> 00:37:03,976
Yeah, come and get it.
868
00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:17,156
Ooh!
869
00:37:18,957 --> 00:37:21,026
This girl can drive.
870
00:37:31,937 --> 00:37:33,337
Would you hurry up
and lose her?
871
00:37:33,339 --> 00:37:34,339
I'm trying!
872
00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:38,142
Hang on, chumbo!
873
00:37:44,317 --> 00:37:46,052
I don't like this!
874
00:37:57,930 --> 00:38:00,931
Whoa! Mother Hubbard,
this lady can really drive.
875
00:38:00,933 --> 00:38:02,799
Kid, fire!
Do you see the fire?
876
00:38:02,801 --> 00:38:03,968
Dead end! Dead end!
877
00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:06,636
Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky.
878
00:38:08,007 --> 00:38:09,273
Whoo-hoo!
879
00:38:09,275 --> 00:38:11,042
Oh, yeah!
That's the stuff.
880
00:38:11,044 --> 00:38:12,143
Good job, kid.
881
00:38:12,145 --> 00:38:14,979
Oh, yeah,
I feel like me again.
882
00:38:14,981 --> 00:38:16,983
One exit straight ahead.
883
00:38:35,734 --> 00:38:36,834
You're not gonna lose me
that easy.
884
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:38,135
How did you?
885
00:38:38,137 --> 00:38:39,669
Uh, you might wanna keep
your eyes on the road.
886
00:38:39,671 --> 00:38:40,938
Kid!
887
00:38:48,214 --> 00:38:51,882
Yo, Department of Noise,
get out of my car!
888
00:38:51,884 --> 00:38:53,317
Oh, man,
what are we gonna do?
889
00:38:53,319 --> 00:38:55,219
You just stay put,
don't panic.
890
00:38:55,221 --> 00:38:56,387
I'm gonna talk to her.
891
00:38:56,389 --> 00:38:57,922
Ralph, be careful.
892
00:38:57,924 --> 00:39:00,991
It's fine.
This is what heroes do.
893
00:39:03,696 --> 00:39:05,164
My bottom is stuck.
894
00:39:08,101 --> 00:39:10,835
This car is not designed
for a big boy.
895
00:39:10,837 --> 00:39:12,703
I'll tell you that. Hi.
896
00:39:12,705 --> 00:39:15,206
You guys really thought
you could just steal my car?
897
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:17,741
Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen now.
898
00:39:17,743 --> 00:39:20,344
No, wait, listen. We aren't
normally car thieves.
899
00:39:20,346 --> 00:39:23,848
My friend here,
she's a candy kart racer.
900
00:39:23,850 --> 00:39:24,849
You should see her
racing around
901
00:39:24,851 --> 00:39:26,684
her sweet little track
902
00:39:26,686 --> 00:39:28,152
in her cookie wafer car
we built together.
903
00:39:29,322 --> 00:39:33,991
And, well, the thing is, her
perfect little game broke
904
00:39:33,993 --> 00:39:35,993
and it was my fault
905
00:39:35,995 --> 00:39:38,162
so we're here
to try to fix it
906
00:39:38,164 --> 00:39:39,330
and we need money to do that,
907
00:39:39,332 --> 00:39:41,065
and someone was
gonna pay us money
908
00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:42,766
to steal your car
Okay, okay.
909
00:39:42,768 --> 00:39:44,802
and so we took it.
You can stop crying.
910
00:39:44,804 --> 00:39:46,070
Though I do respect
911
00:39:46,072 --> 00:39:47,771
your wonderful display
of vulnerability.
912
00:39:47,773 --> 00:39:49,474
Thank you.
913
00:39:49,476 --> 00:39:51,375
I get it, I do.
914
00:39:51,377 --> 00:39:53,911
Friendship is
everything to us, too.
915
00:39:53,913 --> 00:39:56,247
Right, guys?
Word. We're like family.
916
00:39:56,249 --> 00:39:58,082
That's really great.
917
00:39:58,084 --> 00:40:00,084
So, does this mean
we can keep your car?
918
00:40:00,086 --> 00:40:03,087
Absolutely not.
But I do want to help.
919
00:40:03,089 --> 00:40:04,255
Hey, you got
your phone on you?
920
00:40:04,257 --> 00:40:06,390
You know it.
Let's make a video.
921
00:40:06,392 --> 00:40:08,493
Pyro, hit big boy
with the blow and go.
922
00:40:08,495 --> 00:40:09,760
I'd love to.
923
00:40:09,762 --> 00:40:11,061
Wait. What's the?
924
00:40:12,131 --> 00:40:13,864
What are you doing?
925
00:40:13,866 --> 00:40:16,068
Say something, first thing
that comes to your mind.
926
00:40:16,802 --> 00:40:19,404
I'm gonna wreck it!
927
00:40:19,406 --> 00:40:21,506
Good. All right.
Turn it off.
928
00:40:21,508 --> 00:40:24,175
Ow.
929
00:40:24,177 --> 00:40:25,410
What the heck
did you do that for?
930
00:40:25,412 --> 00:40:26,611
Yeah.
931
00:40:26,613 --> 00:40:29,447
There are much better ways
to make money on the Internet
932
00:40:29,449 --> 00:40:31,148
than stealing cars
933
00:40:31,150 --> 00:40:34,319
such as becoming
a BuzzzTube star.
934
00:40:34,321 --> 00:40:36,153
Am I supposed to know
what that is?
935
00:40:36,155 --> 00:40:38,390
Oh, come on.
Everybody knows BuzzzTube.
936
00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,325
It's the video-sharing site.
937
00:40:40,327 --> 00:40:42,026
I'm just starting
your account
938
00:40:42,028 --> 00:40:44,362
All right, there you go.
939
00:40:44,364 --> 00:40:48,132
If this thing goes viral,
you can make a lot of money.
940
00:40:48,134 --> 00:40:50,235
A friend of mine,
chick named Yesss
941
00:40:50,237 --> 00:40:52,136
she's the head algorithm
over there.
942
00:40:52,138 --> 00:40:53,505
Tell her I sent you.
943
00:40:53,507 --> 00:40:54,972
Yesss will hook you up.
944
00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:57,174
Wow, that's really nice
of you.
945
00:40:57,176 --> 00:40:59,143
I'm not sure if "nice"
is the right word.
946
00:40:59,145 --> 00:41:01,045
Well, thank you.
947
00:41:01,047 --> 00:41:02,414
I should be thanking you,
little sister.
948
00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:03,981
That race was fun.
949
00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:05,816
Oh.
950
00:41:05,818 --> 00:41:06,818
Well, thank you again.
951
00:41:07,254 --> 00:41:08,286
Uh You know
952
00:41:08,288 --> 00:41:11,189
While we're talking shop,
what move did you do
953
00:41:11,191 --> 00:41:13,123
to get through
that tunnel of fire?
954
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:15,826
Was it a power drift into
a drift jump, maybe, or?
955
00:41:15,828 --> 00:41:17,362
Maybe.
956
00:41:17,364 --> 00:41:19,464
If you ever wanna come back
for a rematch
957
00:41:19,466 --> 00:41:21,366
I'd be happy
to kick your butt again.
958
00:41:21,368 --> 00:41:22,567
See you.
959
00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:38,116
Whoa.
960
00:41:38,118 --> 00:41:39,319
Show-off.
961
00:41:40,487 --> 00:41:43,054
Man, oh, man,
that place was scary.
962
00:41:43,056 --> 00:41:45,223
I know.
It was so exciting!
963
00:41:45,225 --> 00:41:47,125
No, exciting is
when you smile.
964
00:41:47,127 --> 00:41:48,859
Scary is when
you clench your butt,
965
00:41:48,861 --> 00:41:50,495
and my butt
is still clenched.
966
00:41:50,497 --> 00:41:52,530
Oh, come on, are you
honestly telling me
967
00:41:52,532 --> 00:41:55,866
that Shank lady wasn't the
coolest person you ever met?
968
00:41:55,868 --> 00:41:58,370
Cool? Name one cool thing
about her.
969
00:41:58,372 --> 00:42:00,871
Um, let's see, she looks
cool, she talks cool
970
00:42:00,873 --> 00:42:03,041
she drives cool, her hair
is cool, her car is cool
971
00:42:03,043 --> 00:42:05,210
Wait a minute, are you
saying my hair isn't cool?
972
00:42:05,212 --> 00:42:09,447
What? No! I'm just saying
the game was next-level.
973
00:42:09,449 --> 00:42:12,050
There was no one telling you
what to do or where to go.
974
00:42:12,052 --> 00:42:14,386
Hey, just where do you think
you're going?
975
00:42:14,388 --> 00:42:16,288
To BuzzzTube.
It's this way.
976
00:42:16,290 --> 00:42:18,556
No, no, no. We're going
back to Spamley's.
977
00:42:18,558 --> 00:42:20,558
He can give us
some easier loot to find.
978
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,395
No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.
979
00:42:23,397 --> 00:42:25,964
Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.
980
00:42:25,966 --> 00:42:28,166
Well, I do.
Well, I
981
00:42:28,168 --> 00:42:30,101
Hello, mister.
Who are you?
982
00:42:30,103 --> 00:42:32,003
I'm your friendly
ebay alert messenger.
983
00:42:32,005 --> 00:42:34,239
Huh. An actual eboy.
984
00:42:34,241 --> 00:42:37,609
Just here to let you know your
bid expires in eight hours.
985
00:42:37,611 --> 00:42:40,912
Eight hours.
Okay, thanks, eboy.
986
00:42:40,914 --> 00:42:42,547
You got it, Jackson!
987
00:42:42,549 --> 00:42:46,451
Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime
it with Spamley
988
00:42:46,453 --> 00:42:48,286
it will take 20 years
989
00:42:48,288 --> 00:42:50,055
to make enough money
to buy the wheel.
990
00:42:50,057 --> 00:42:53,124
All right, fine.
We'll do it your way.
991
00:42:53,126 --> 00:42:54,959
But I'm telling you right now,
that BuzzzTube place
992
00:42:54,961 --> 00:42:56,263
is a terrible idea.
993
00:43:03,637 --> 00:43:07,105
Man, there are all kinds of
videos in here.
994
00:43:07,107 --> 00:43:09,574
Yeah, if you like
babies and cats.
995
00:43:09,576 --> 00:43:11,443
Look, there's you!
Oh, yeah.
996
00:43:11,445 --> 00:43:12,944
I'm gonna wreck it!
997
00:43:15,916 --> 00:43:17,315
I wonder
why those little guys
998
00:43:17,317 --> 00:43:19,084
are giving your video
all those hearts?
999
00:43:19,086 --> 00:43:20,318
Because obviously
they love me.
1000
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,554
I told you this place
was a good idea.
1001
00:43:22,556 --> 00:43:24,422
Yeah,
sure you did, doof.
1002
00:43:24,424 --> 00:43:26,991
Now, who we supposed to see
about getting paid again?
1003
00:43:26,993 --> 00:43:30,295
The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.
1004
00:43:30,297 --> 00:43:32,332
No. No. No.
1005
00:43:32,966 --> 00:43:35,601
Uninspired, cliched
1006
00:43:35,603 --> 00:43:37,502
Ugh! YouTube's got this one.
1007
00:43:37,504 --> 00:43:40,205
Chewbacca Dad? Really?
1008
00:43:40,207 --> 00:43:43,441
Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
but it's a daddy.
1009
00:43:43,443 --> 00:43:44,976
No!
1010
00:43:44,978 --> 00:43:48,079
Heyo! Are you
the head of Al Gore?
1011
00:43:48,081 --> 00:43:51,983
I am the head algorithm
of BuzzzTube
1012
00:43:51,985 --> 00:43:53,686
which means
I curate the content
1013
00:43:53,688 --> 00:43:56,555
at the Internet's most
popular video-sharing site.
1014
00:43:56,557 --> 00:43:58,323
Which means, I don't
have time to trifle
1015
00:43:58,325 --> 00:44:00,959
with every shoeless,
mouth-breathing hobo
1016
00:44:00,961 --> 00:44:02,227
that trundles
into my office.
1017
00:44:02,229 --> 00:44:03,629
Call security, Maybe.
1018
00:44:03,631 --> 00:44:07,332
Yes. But, Yesss,
this is the leaf blower guy.
1019
00:44:07,334 --> 00:44:08,501
Who?
1020
00:44:08,503 --> 00:44:10,135
The man
with the undulating jowls.
1021
00:44:10,137 --> 00:44:11,537
So?
1022
00:44:11,539 --> 00:44:14,005
His video has
1.3 million hearts.
1023
00:44:14,007 --> 00:44:15,674
Well!
1024
00:44:15,676 --> 00:44:18,209
Why didn't you tell me
1025
00:44:18,211 --> 00:44:20,178
I was in the presence
of a genius?
1026
00:44:20,180 --> 00:44:21,614
Grab him a drink.
1027
00:44:21,616 --> 00:44:23,214
Yeah, this lady
named Shank
1028
00:44:23,216 --> 00:44:24,517
she actually made the video.
1029
00:44:24,519 --> 00:44:26,685
She's the one who told us
to come see you.
1030
00:44:26,687 --> 00:44:29,020
No wonder
your video's so dope.
1031
00:44:29,022 --> 00:44:30,656
Shank is for real cool.
1032
00:44:30,658 --> 00:44:32,023
Right?
1033
00:44:32,025 --> 00:44:33,392
She is not.
1034
00:44:33,394 --> 00:44:35,361
I'm the cool one
getting all the hearts.
1035
00:44:35,363 --> 00:44:38,364
Well, that's right,
you big baby.
1036
00:44:39,232 --> 00:44:40,399
Yeah.
1037
00:44:40,401 --> 00:44:41,567
Um, what'd you say
your name was?
1038
00:44:41,569 --> 00:44:43,234
Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
1039
00:44:43,236 --> 00:44:46,505
Well, Wreck-It Ralph,
you are trending!
1040
00:44:46,507 --> 00:44:50,509
And these are for you. Hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts.
1041
00:44:50,511 --> 00:44:52,110
Hearts, hearts, hearts!
Hearts, hearts, hearts!
1042
00:44:52,112 --> 00:44:53,244
Yes! Hearts!
1043
00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:58,250
Uh, not to buzzkill
the lovefest
1044
00:44:58,252 --> 00:45:00,018
you guys got going on here
1045
00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:01,587
but Shank kinda
told us that
1046
00:45:01,589 --> 00:45:05,056
viral videos can make,
like, actual money?
1047
00:45:05,058 --> 00:45:07,125
Oh, hearts are money, honey.
1048
00:45:07,127 --> 00:45:09,328
Your Buzzzy account converts
hearts into dollars.
1049
00:45:09,330 --> 00:45:10,696
Ka-ching!
1050
00:45:10,698 --> 00:45:12,531
$43,000!
1051
00:45:12,533 --> 00:45:15,501
Kid, we only needed $27,001.
We're done.
1052
00:45:15,503 --> 00:45:18,437
Oh, no, no, no.
1053
00:45:18,439 --> 00:45:20,406
That's $43.
1054
00:45:20,408 --> 00:45:24,443
43? That's not even
half of 27,001.
1055
00:45:24,445 --> 00:45:27,746
And we only have eight
hours left to save my game.
1056
00:45:27,748 --> 00:45:30,683
Ugh. Well, I hate to say it,
but that ain't happening.
1057
00:45:30,685 --> 00:45:32,384
Your video is tapped out.
1058
00:45:32,386 --> 00:45:33,819
But I thought
I was trenching?
1059
00:45:33,821 --> 00:45:35,354
Trending.
1060
00:45:35,356 --> 00:45:37,523
You were.
But that was 15 seconds ago.
1061
00:45:37,525 --> 00:45:39,492
Now, you're not.
1062
00:45:39,494 --> 00:45:40,694
Thanks for stopping by,
though.
1063
00:45:41,762 --> 00:45:43,362
Aw!
1064
00:45:43,364 --> 00:45:44,597
What are we gonna do, kid?
1065
00:45:44,599 --> 00:45:47,533
All right, pal, I have
an idea. And hear me out.
1066
00:45:47,535 --> 00:45:50,769
What if we go back
to Slaughter Race
1067
00:45:50,771 --> 00:45:51,971
and I ask Shank really
1068
00:45:51,973 --> 00:45:56,308
No, no, no. We're not going
back to that death trap.
1069
00:45:56,310 --> 00:45:58,544
Yesss, what if I made you
a whole bunch of videos
1070
00:45:58,546 --> 00:46:01,180
of me doing all kinds of them
crazy things?
1071
00:46:01,182 --> 00:46:02,815
You mean
saturate the market?
1072
00:46:02,817 --> 00:46:05,317
That could get you
a lot of hearts fast.
1073
00:46:05,319 --> 00:46:06,552
Have you thought
this through at all?
1074
00:46:06,554 --> 00:46:09,355
What do you plan on even doing
in these videos?
1075
00:46:09,357 --> 00:46:11,657
I'll just copy
whatever's popular.
1076
00:46:11,659 --> 00:46:14,260
Genius. Yo, Maybe,
what's trending right now?
1077
00:46:14,262 --> 00:46:16,462
Mmm-hmm. Let's have
a lookie-lookie.
1078
00:46:16,464 --> 00:46:18,531
As usual, human suffering
is number one
1079
00:46:18,533 --> 00:46:20,232
followed by hot pepper
1080
00:46:20,234 --> 00:46:21,500
eating challenges
1081
00:46:21,502 --> 00:46:23,202
video game walkthroughs
1082
00:46:23,204 --> 00:46:24,637
oh, screaming goats
are back
1083
00:46:24,639 --> 00:46:27,740
unboxings, cooking demos,
makeup tutorials
1084
00:46:27,742 --> 00:46:30,743
and lastly, ugh, bee puns.
1085
00:46:30,745 --> 00:46:33,281
Let's "bee" friends.
1086
00:46:35,249 --> 00:46:36,615
Two weeks in a row, guys.
1087
00:46:36,617 --> 00:46:38,617
That's a fortnight
of bee puns.
1088
00:46:38,619 --> 00:46:41,453
He won't be doing any bee puns.
They're beneath you.
1089
00:46:41,455 --> 00:46:44,223
Oh, I'm doing a bee pun.
Oh, yes, I am.
1090
00:46:44,225 --> 00:46:47,192
And I'm eating a hot pepper,
and I'm putting on makeup
1091
00:46:47,194 --> 00:46:48,627
and whatever else it takes!
1092
00:46:48,629 --> 00:46:51,330
Because, kid, we came here
to save your game
1093
00:46:51,332 --> 00:46:52,631
and we're gonna do it.
1094
00:46:52,633 --> 00:46:54,500
I love it! Ha!
1095
00:46:54,502 --> 00:46:56,302
That is what the Internet
was made for!
1096
00:46:56,304 --> 00:46:57,738
Now, let's get to work.
1097
00:47:00,308 --> 00:47:01,775
Seen it.
1098
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:03,609
Saw that one.
1099
00:47:03,611 --> 00:47:05,646
Seen it. Seen it.
1100
00:47:06,681 --> 00:47:07,914
Huh?
1101
00:47:15,891 --> 00:47:18,390
Yo, McNeely,
you remember Wreck-It Ralph?
1102
00:47:18,392 --> 00:47:19,859
That bad guy
from the old video game?
1103
00:47:19,861 --> 00:47:21,895
Yeah, exactly.
1104
00:47:21,897 --> 00:47:23,195
I'm gonna send you
a super random video.
1105
00:47:23,197 --> 00:47:24,496
Check it out, dude.
1106
00:47:24,498 --> 00:47:25,938
Yeah, I'll give it a heart.
Whatever.
1107
00:47:36,845 --> 00:47:38,845
Hey, everybody, welcome to
Up To the Meme-ent!
1108
00:47:38,847 --> 00:47:40,379
I'm your host,
Dani Fernandez.
1109
00:47:40,381 --> 00:47:41,881
Nobody knows
who's making them,
1110
00:47:41,883 --> 00:47:43,650
but the whole world
is going bonkers
1111
00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:46,352
over a series
of truly bizarre videos
1112
00:47:46,354 --> 00:47:48,755
starring '80s-era bad guy
Wreck-It Ralph.
1113
00:47:48,757 --> 00:47:50,690
Check out what
everyone is buzzing about
1114
00:47:50,692 --> 00:47:52,224
over at BuzzzTube.com.
1115
00:47:52,226 --> 00:47:53,860
Hey, guys,
Wreck-It Ralph here
1116
00:47:53,862 --> 00:47:56,462
with the ghost pepper
challenge.
1117
00:47:56,464 --> 00:47:58,165
Supposed to be spicy.
We'll see about that.
1118
00:47:58,867 --> 00:48:00,432
Mmm. That's not so
1119
00:48:00,434 --> 00:48:02,702
Oh, it's very hot!
Oh, make it stop!
1120
00:48:02,704 --> 00:48:04,504
Yo, McNeely,
another one just dropped.
1121
00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:05,639
Check it out, dude.
1122
00:48:05,641 --> 00:48:07,607
Where are these things
coming from?
1123
00:48:07,609 --> 00:48:08,742
Hey, Josey,
1124
00:48:08,744 --> 00:48:09,843
did you see
the pepper challenge?
1125
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:10,944
Oh, not yet.
1126
00:48:10,946 --> 00:48:13,412
I'm watching the one
where he just smacks his lips.
1127
00:48:13,414 --> 00:48:14,781
It's disgusting.
1128
00:48:14,783 --> 00:48:16,248
You don't want
any real hard lines.
1129
00:48:16,250 --> 00:48:18,685
You just want to blend that
out there, like this
1130
00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:20,587
And that, my friends,
1131
00:48:20,589 --> 00:48:23,423
is how you achieve
the perfect cat eye.
1132
00:48:23,425 --> 00:48:24,524
I always start
1133
00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:27,927
with the hootnanny.
Shift it into a floss.
1134
00:48:27,929 --> 00:48:31,296
And now I finish with
a hot Marat. Huh? Huh?
1135
00:48:31,298 --> 00:48:32,832
Follow along with me,
1136
00:48:32,834 --> 00:48:36,603
and I'm gonna give this little
cloud a little friend
1137
00:48:36,605 --> 00:48:38,371
in the form of a tree.
1138
00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:39,675
Everybody needs a friend.
1139
00:48:41,410 --> 00:48:42,809
Look at these guys.
1140
00:48:42,811 --> 00:48:44,778
Look at this one,
sleeping under his ear.
1141
00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:46,980
You couch potatoes.
Wake up.
1142
00:48:46,982 --> 00:48:49,949
We've been baking
at about 950 degrees
1143
00:48:49,951 --> 00:48:51,451
now for six hours
1144
00:48:51,453 --> 00:48:52,952
so she should be ready.
1145
00:48:54,322 --> 00:48:57,323
Voila! Burnt pie!
1146
00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:58,792
Let's have a little whiff
of this here.
1147
00:48:58,794 --> 00:49:00,662
My hair,
my hair! My hair!
1148
00:49:01,496 --> 00:49:03,530
This man is on fire.
1149
00:49:03,532 --> 00:49:05,632
Literal and figurative fire.
1150
00:49:05,634 --> 00:49:07,500
But he still needs
200 million hearts
1151
00:49:07,502 --> 00:49:08,935
in the next five hours
1152
00:49:08,937 --> 00:49:10,937
or this beautiful child
loses her game.
1153
00:49:10,939 --> 00:49:13,440
That's why
I'm on to phase two
1154
00:49:13,442 --> 00:49:15,942
you, my elite Pop-Up Army.
1155
00:49:15,944 --> 00:49:18,044
I need you out there
popping up
1156
00:49:18,046 --> 00:49:20,547
and getting clicks
all over the Internet.
1157
00:49:20,549 --> 00:49:23,450
I'm talking Tumblr,
Instagram, Mashable.
1158
00:49:23,452 --> 00:49:24,851
Be my pied pipers and
1159
00:49:24,853 --> 00:49:27,520
lead that beautiful traffic
to BuzzzTube
1160
00:49:27,522 --> 00:49:29,758
because Wreck-It Ralph
needs his hearts.
1161
00:49:34,029 --> 00:49:36,362
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, you, you.
1162
00:49:36,364 --> 00:49:37,831
You don't wanna miss this.
1163
00:49:37,833 --> 00:49:38,865
It's the latest
Wreck-It Ralph video.
1164
00:49:38,867 --> 00:49:40,435
Click it. Click it!
1165
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,815
Man oh Manischewitz,
that looks so fun.
1166
00:49:55,817 --> 00:49:57,051
Yesss, can I be a pop-up?
1167
00:49:57,053 --> 00:49:59,686
I don't know. Can you be
annoyingly aggressive?
1168
00:49:59,688 --> 00:50:02,522
I don't know.
Can I? Can I? Can I?
1169
00:50:02,524 --> 00:50:04,726
Can I? Can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can I?
1170
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:07,894
Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here.
1171
00:50:07,896 --> 00:50:09,496
Thank you!
1172
00:50:09,498 --> 00:50:10,630
If you're going, I wanna go.
1173
00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:14,068
No, baby, you've got to stay
here and be my movie star.
1174
00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:17,370
What? No, no, no. Me and the
kid are like shoes and socks.
1175
00:50:17,372 --> 00:50:18,738
Or peanut butter and bacon.
1176
00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:20,540
One cannot exist
without the other.
1177
00:50:20,542 --> 00:50:21,808
Go on, kid, tell her.
1178
00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:22,776
It's true.
1179
00:50:22,778 --> 00:50:26,346
In fact, it's so true
that we will be fine
1180
00:50:26,348 --> 00:50:28,414
if we're apart
for a minute.
1181
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,918
Come on, pal. It's my game
we're trying to save.
1182
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,521
I just wanna get out there
and be useful.
1183
00:50:33,355 --> 00:50:34,554
But without me?
1184
00:50:34,556 --> 00:50:36,589
What if you get lost?
You're just a kid.
1185
00:50:36,591 --> 00:50:38,758
Oh, and you're
some mature adult?
1186
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,760
Well, I'm bigger.
1187
00:50:40,762 --> 00:50:42,695
Don't be insecure,
big fella.
1188
00:50:42,697 --> 00:50:44,999
She's not gonna get lost.
I promise.
1189
00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:47,769
She'll be in
my personal web browser.
1190
00:50:49,071 --> 00:50:51,404
And your app comes
with BuzzzFace
1191
00:50:51,406 --> 00:50:53,606
so you can keep in touch
anywhere on the Internet.
1192
00:50:53,608 --> 00:50:55,441
See, I'll be fine.
1193
00:50:55,443 --> 00:50:57,345
I know, I just
1194
00:51:01,117 --> 00:51:03,984
We haven't been apart
in like six years.
1195
00:51:03,986 --> 00:51:05,888
I'm going to miss you.
1196
00:51:06,521 --> 00:51:08,789
You'll be fine, too.
1197
00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,557
The more hearts
your videos get,
1198
00:51:10,559 --> 00:51:12,525
the faster
we'll get the wheel.
1199
00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:14,128
And then we can go home.
1200
00:51:14,130 --> 00:51:15,662
Look, we'll be celebrating
1201
00:51:15,664 --> 00:51:17,898
at Tapper's this time
tomorrow, buddy.
1202
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:20,803
Yeah, I guess you're right.
1203
00:51:21,436 --> 00:51:23,070
Bye!
1204
00:51:23,072 --> 00:51:25,906
Be careful, huh?
Don't be a dummy.
1205
00:51:29,812 --> 00:51:31,812
So where exactly
are you sending her?
1206
00:51:31,814 --> 00:51:34,081
Since candy girl
comes from an arcade game
1207
00:51:34,083 --> 00:51:36,043
I'm thinking she'd be good
in the gaming district.
1208
00:51:37,519 --> 00:51:39,153
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Bad idea.
1209
00:51:39,155 --> 00:51:41,789
Those games are dangerous,
and they rot your brain.
1210
00:51:41,791 --> 00:51:43,090
Why don't we
send her somewhere
1211
00:51:43,092 --> 00:51:45,759
a little more totally
different than that
1212
00:51:45,761 --> 00:51:48,162
and nowhere near there?
1213
00:51:48,164 --> 00:51:51,431
Let's see.
Family Friendly Fansites.
1214
00:51:51,433 --> 00:51:53,667
That sounds safe, and she is
technically a princess
1215
00:51:53,669 --> 00:51:55,703
so how about this one here
1216
00:51:55,705 --> 00:51:57,137
with the sweet little
pink castle?
1217
00:51:57,139 --> 00:51:58,305
I love it.
1218
00:51:58,307 --> 00:52:02,211
Okay, I'll redirect our newest
pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.
1219
00:52:07,984 --> 00:52:11,153
Jeez Louise, this place
is bonkers! Whoa!
1220
00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:18,895
To infinity and beyond!
1221
00:52:22,465 --> 00:52:25,699
Aw, come on. Princesses
and cartoon characters?
1222
00:52:25,701 --> 00:52:27,167
Lame.
1223
00:52:27,169 --> 00:52:29,870
Hey, easy there.
1224
00:52:29,872 --> 00:52:32,074
Oh, I mean,
no offense or anything.
1225
00:52:33,009 --> 00:52:35,175
Well, time to get to work.
1226
00:52:35,177 --> 00:52:36,710
And for your final question.
1227
00:52:36,712 --> 00:52:39,780
"My friends
would describe me as?"
1228
00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:42,883
"Smart, funny,
kind, or brave."
1229
00:52:42,885 --> 00:52:43,886
Um
1230
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,987
Kind, I guess?
1231
00:52:46,989 --> 00:52:51,025
Based on your answers,
your princess BFF is
1232
00:52:51,027 --> 00:52:52,826
Snow White!
1233
00:52:52,828 --> 00:52:54,228
I do believe our friendship
1234
00:52:54,230 --> 00:52:56,230
will be the fairest
of them all!
1235
00:52:56,232 --> 00:52:59,566
Hey, wanna meet my BFF?
It's Wreck-It Ralph.
1236
00:52:59,568 --> 00:53:01,568
Just click here
to see his new video.
1237
00:53:02,705 --> 00:53:04,505
Thank you.
1238
00:53:04,507 --> 00:53:07,141
Yeah, um, in Captain America:
The First Avenger
1239
00:53:07,143 --> 00:53:09,043
Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil,
1240
00:53:09,045 --> 00:53:11,211
the World Tree,
Guardian of Wisdom and Fate.
1241
00:53:11,213 --> 00:53:13,080
Are we to believe, sir,
1242
00:53:13,082 --> 00:53:14,684
that you are a descendant
of that tree?
1243
00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:17,551
I am Groot.
1244
00:53:17,553 --> 00:53:19,586
Okay, okay.
Thank you very much.
1245
00:53:19,588 --> 00:53:21,755
Um, what is Drax really like?
1246
00:53:21,757 --> 00:53:23,258
I am Groot.
Thank you.
1247
00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:26,593
Yeah. Are you a conifer
or a fruit-bearing tree?
1248
00:53:26,595 --> 00:53:27,661
I
Excuse me.
1249
00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:28,729
I'll take this one.
He is Groot,
1250
00:53:28,731 --> 00:53:29,830
I am Vanellope,
1251
00:53:29,832 --> 00:53:31,152
click here
to meet Wreck-It Ralph.
1252
00:53:32,568 --> 00:53:35,736
Eh, this is almost too easy.
1253
00:53:35,738 --> 00:53:37,137
Hey, do you
have a permit for that pop-up?
1254
00:53:37,139 --> 00:53:38,572
Uh
1255
00:53:38,574 --> 00:53:41,075
That's unauthorized clickbait.
You're coming with us, kid.
1256
00:53:41,077 --> 00:53:42,943
Boop!
1257
00:53:42,945 --> 00:53:44,305
She's getting away.
1258
00:53:46,749 --> 00:53:47,750
This way.
1259
00:53:48,185 --> 00:53:49,317
Ooh!
1260
00:53:49,319 --> 00:53:50,519
Sorry, mister!
1261
00:53:53,889 --> 00:53:57,092
Hey, can't you read?
Cast members only!
1262
00:53:59,096 --> 00:54:00,561
I think she
went down this way. Come on.
1263
00:54:00,563 --> 00:54:01,895
Roger that.
1264
00:54:01,897 --> 00:54:03,030
Did you see
a kid come through here?
1265
00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:05,766
She came running through here
like a headless hen.
1266
00:54:07,903 --> 00:54:08,802
Any sign of her?
1267
00:54:08,804 --> 00:54:10,804
No, maybe she went down
1268
00:54:10,806 --> 00:54:12,107
to the Air Bud pavilion.
1269
00:54:12,109 --> 00:54:13,829
Come on. Let's check it out.
1270
00:54:20,983 --> 00:54:22,117
Uh, hi!
1271
00:54:26,023 --> 00:54:27,989
Whoa, whoa.
Ladies, I can explain.
1272
00:54:27,991 --> 00:54:30,959
See, I'm a princess, too.
1273
00:54:30,961 --> 00:54:32,793
Wait, what?
Yeah.
1274
00:54:32,795 --> 00:54:34,828
Princess Vanellope
Von Schweetz
1275
00:54:34,830 --> 00:54:37,765
of the, uh, Sugar Rush
Von Schweetzes.
1276
00:54:37,767 --> 00:54:39,067
I'm sure you've heard of us.
1277
00:54:39,069 --> 00:54:41,269
It'd be embarrassing for you
if you haven't.
1278
00:54:42,172 --> 00:54:44,738
Huh. What kind of
a princess are you?
1279
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:45,907
What kind?
1280
00:54:45,909 --> 00:54:47,741
Do you have magic hair?
No.
1281
00:54:47,743 --> 00:54:49,344
Magic hands?
No.
1282
00:54:49,346 --> 00:54:51,612
Do animals talk to you?
No.
1283
00:54:51,614 --> 00:54:52,746
Were you poisoned?
No!
1284
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,015
Cursed?
No!
1285
00:54:54,017 --> 00:54:55,716
Kidnapped or enslaved?
No!
1286
00:54:55,718 --> 00:54:57,318
Are you guys okay?
Should I call the police?
1287
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,853
Then I have to assume
you made a deal
1288
00:54:58,855 --> 00:55:00,255
with an underwater
sea witch
1289
00:55:00,257 --> 00:55:01,156
where she took your voice
1290
00:55:01,158 --> 00:55:03,657
in exchange
for a pair of human legs?
1291
00:55:03,659 --> 00:55:06,027
No! Good Lord,
who would do that?
1292
00:55:06,029 --> 00:55:07,628
Have you ever had
True Love's Kiss?
1293
00:55:07,630 --> 00:55:08,897
Ew! Barf!
1294
00:55:08,899 --> 00:55:10,031
Do you have daddy issues?
1295
00:55:10,033 --> 00:55:11,299
I don't even have a mom.
1296
00:55:11,301 --> 00:55:13,101
Neither do we!
1297
00:55:13,103 --> 00:55:15,636
And now for
the million-dollar question.
1298
00:55:15,638 --> 00:55:18,139
Do people assume
all your problems got solved
1299
00:55:18,141 --> 00:55:20,041
because a big strong man
showed up?
1300
00:55:20,043 --> 00:55:22,177
Yes! What is up with that?
1301
00:55:22,179 --> 00:55:23,778
She is a princess!
1302
00:55:25,182 --> 00:55:26,881
Who made your gown?
1303
00:55:26,883 --> 00:55:28,715
I've never seen
anything quite like it.
1304
00:55:28,717 --> 00:55:30,018
Oh, this old thing?
1305
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:31,886
Oh, I'd so love to
have one of my own.
1306
00:55:31,888 --> 00:55:32,987
As would I.
Me too!
1307
00:55:32,989 --> 00:55:34,789
So cool.
Best outfit ever!
1308
00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:35,957
Ooh! I want one, too,
you guys!
1309
00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:37,360
I'll get my mice on this.
1310
00:55:40,397 --> 00:55:42,864
So this is love.
1311
00:55:42,866 --> 00:55:47,235
All hail Princess Vanellope,
the queen of comfy!
1312
00:55:47,237 --> 00:55:49,204
Yay, Vanellope!
1313
00:55:49,206 --> 00:55:52,006
Of all the thingamabobs
in this entire world
1314
00:55:52,008 --> 00:55:54,175
I never thought
I'd get to wear a real
1315
00:55:54,177 --> 00:55:55,677
what's it called again?
1316
00:55:55,679 --> 00:55:58,113
Oh, yeah. Shirt.
1317
00:55:58,115 --> 00:56:02,016
I once had a dream
that I might wear a shirt
1318
00:56:02,018 --> 00:56:04,719
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait! What's going on?
1319
00:56:04,721 --> 00:56:06,221
Uh, she's singing.
1320
00:56:06,223 --> 00:56:09,390
Yeah, but there was like music
and a spotlight.
1321
00:56:09,392 --> 00:56:11,226
Wait, you all
saw it too, right?
1322
00:56:11,228 --> 00:56:12,427
That's what happens
1323
00:56:12,429 --> 00:56:14,729
when a princess
sings about her dreams.
1324
00:56:14,731 --> 00:56:18,032
Oh, that's never happened
to me. I mean, not even once.
1325
00:56:18,034 --> 00:56:19,934
Why don't you give it
a try?
1326
00:56:19,936 --> 00:56:22,904
What is it you really want?
Sing about that.
1327
00:56:22,906 --> 00:56:24,372
Okay. Uh, sure.
1328
00:56:24,374 --> 00:56:26,109
Huh. I could do that.
Um, let's see.
1329
00:56:28,278 --> 00:56:32,914
Oh, steering wheel
Oh, steering wheel
1330
00:56:32,916 --> 00:56:36,351
Oh, yes
I want a steering wheel
1331
00:56:39,890 --> 00:56:41,723
Well, there is a lot
to unpack here.
1332
00:56:41,725 --> 00:56:43,057
Mmm-hmm.
1333
00:56:43,059 --> 00:56:45,393
So, this steering wheel
you sing of,
1334
00:56:45,395 --> 00:56:46,995
that's a metaphor?
1335
00:56:46,997 --> 00:56:49,197
Oh, no, no, no, it's not
a metaphor. I just
1336
00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:51,799
I literally want
a steering wheel.
1337
00:56:51,801 --> 00:56:54,002
I think the issue is
I was a little pitchy.
1338
00:56:54,004 --> 00:56:55,437
Maybe a little.
1339
00:56:55,439 --> 00:56:58,840
But sometimes
your song can't start
1340
00:56:58,842 --> 00:57:00,977
until you go someplace
to reflect.
1341
00:57:01,978 --> 00:57:03,445
What works for some of us
1342
00:57:03,447 --> 00:57:07,050
is finding a form of water
and staring at it.
1343
00:57:07,751 --> 00:57:09,083
What?
1344
00:57:09,085 --> 00:57:11,420
Oh, yes, I like to stare
at a wishing well!
1345
00:57:11,422 --> 00:57:12,820
I stare at the ocean.
1346
00:57:12,822 --> 00:57:13,988
Horse trough.
1347
00:57:13,990 --> 00:57:15,123
Soap bubbles!
1348
00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:17,827
Wait, you're saying if I just
stare at some water
1349
00:57:18,496 --> 00:57:20,296
Uh, important water.
1350
00:57:20,298 --> 00:57:23,131
Right. Of course.
"Important water."
1351
00:57:23,133 --> 00:57:25,467
I stare at
the important water
1352
00:57:25,469 --> 00:57:28,803
and somehow magically I'll
start singing about my dream?
1353
00:57:28,805 --> 00:57:29,871
For sure.
Mmm-hmm.
1354
00:57:29,873 --> 00:57:32,474
Uh, yeah, I don't think so,
ladies, but thanks.
1355
00:57:34,010 --> 00:57:35,877
Five minutes,
Princesses.
1356
00:57:35,879 --> 00:57:38,480
Another "Which Disney Princess
Are You?" quizlet
1357
00:57:38,482 --> 00:57:40,181
starts in five minutes.
1358
00:57:40,183 --> 00:57:42,484
Okay, thank you.
1359
00:57:42,486 --> 00:57:45,521
Well, I guess it's back
to the gowns, girls.
1360
00:57:45,523 --> 00:57:47,789
It was lovely to meet you,
Vanellope.
1361
00:57:47,791 --> 00:57:49,924
And best of luck
finding your song.
1362
00:57:56,467 --> 00:57:58,200
Uh-huh.
1363
00:57:58,202 --> 00:57:59,501
What did she just say?
1364
00:57:59,503 --> 00:58:01,437
We don't know.
We can't understand her.
1365
00:58:01,439 --> 00:58:03,138
She's from
the other studio.
1366
00:58:03,140 --> 00:58:04,872
Ah.
1367
00:58:04,874 --> 00:58:07,075
Hi, everybody.
Wreck-It Ralph here
1368
00:58:07,077 --> 00:58:09,811
with a little box
I'm gonna open.
1369
00:58:09,813 --> 00:58:11,280
Let's see what we got here.
1370
00:58:11,282 --> 00:58:14,583
A "Pancake Milkshake
Fun Set." Huh.
1371
00:58:14,585 --> 00:58:16,085
Got a little heft to it.
1372
00:58:16,087 --> 00:58:17,885
Something wobbling
around in there.
1373
00:58:17,887 --> 00:58:19,355
Wonder if we got
the kitty or the bunny.
1374
00:58:19,357 --> 00:58:20,489
Let's open it up.
1375
00:58:24,928 --> 00:58:26,228
Man, who would've
guessed a bee pun
1376
00:58:26,230 --> 00:58:28,497
would be the thing
to put us over the top?
1377
00:58:28,499 --> 00:58:30,299
Huh. That's the Internet
for you.
1378
00:58:30,301 --> 00:58:33,302
All right, it is uploading.
1379
00:58:33,304 --> 00:58:34,536
Hey, mister!
1380
00:58:34,538 --> 00:58:35,903
Oh. Hi, eboy.
1381
00:58:35,905 --> 00:58:37,172
Just here to let you know
1382
00:58:37,174 --> 00:58:39,907
your bid does expire
in 30 minutes.
1383
00:58:39,909 --> 00:58:41,977
Thanks, little eboy.
1384
00:58:41,979 --> 00:58:42,980
You got it, chairman.
1385
00:58:43,581 --> 00:58:44,912
You hear that, Yesss?
1386
00:58:44,914 --> 00:58:46,382
We don't have
a lot of time left.
1387
00:58:46,384 --> 00:58:47,549
Okay. We just gotta
1388
00:58:47,551 --> 00:58:49,884
No, no, no.
1389
00:58:49,886 --> 00:58:51,587
No! Not you!
1390
00:58:51,589 --> 00:58:53,255
What? Why are you
angry at the lollipop?
1391
00:58:53,257 --> 00:58:54,423
What does that mean?
1392
00:58:54,425 --> 00:58:56,025
The file's not loading.
1393
00:58:56,027 --> 00:58:57,960
If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it.
1394
00:58:57,962 --> 00:59:00,862
Hmm.
You don't have enough hearts.
1395
00:59:00,864 --> 00:59:02,231
Ralph, where are you going?
1396
00:59:02,233 --> 00:59:04,073
I'm going down to the floor
to get some hearts.
1397
00:59:04,335 --> 00:59:05,401
Ah! Genius! Good thinking.
1398
00:59:05,403 --> 00:59:08,070
Now, someone get me
tech support in here, stat!
1399
00:59:11,542 --> 00:59:13,442
Only one person.
1400
00:59:13,444 --> 00:59:14,943
Hey, guys, come and
check out my video,
1401
00:59:14,945 --> 00:59:15,878
you're gonna love it.
1402
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,914
Right, right over here.
Yep, here we go.
1403
00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:20,549
What are you
You guys!
1404
00:59:20,551 --> 00:59:22,451
Aw. A cat?
1405
00:59:22,453 --> 00:59:26,357
You're gonna like this better
than some dusty old cat.
1406
00:59:27,291 --> 00:59:28,424
Aw.
1407
00:59:28,426 --> 00:59:29,558
What?
1408
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,527
Give me that hose, partner.
1409
00:59:31,529 --> 00:59:34,997
You know you love me, give me those hearts.
There we go.
1410
00:59:34,999 --> 00:59:37,599
Hey, folks, where are you going?
Give my video a heart.
1411
00:59:37,601 --> 00:59:40,237
That's it.
Let's see who's in here.
1412
00:59:40,938 --> 00:59:41,939
Hello?
1413
00:59:43,207 --> 00:59:44,442
Anybody in here?
1414
00:59:47,311 --> 00:59:49,246
What the heck is this place?
1415
00:59:50,981 --> 00:59:52,516
Some kind of libary?
1416
00:59:54,151 --> 00:59:56,251
"Wreck-It Ralph is back."
1417
00:59:56,253 --> 00:59:58,954
Hey, they're talking about me.
1418
00:59:58,956 --> 01:00:02,024
Gee whiz,
the Internet is so positive.
1419
01:00:02,026 --> 01:00:04,560
"Fix-It Felix, Jr.
was my favorite game."
1420
01:00:04,562 --> 01:00:06,328
Hmm. Mine, too.
1421
01:00:06,330 --> 01:00:08,366
"Ralph's videos stink."
1422
01:00:09,166 --> 01:00:10,299
What?
1423
01:00:10,301 --> 01:00:12,334
"So stupid."
1424
01:00:12,336 --> 01:00:14,472
"Ralph is the worst."
1425
01:00:15,573 --> 01:00:17,375
"I hate him."
1426
01:00:18,175 --> 01:00:20,978
"He's so fat and ugly."
1427
01:00:23,214 --> 01:00:27,552
"Just a worthless bum,
alone on a pile of bricks."
1428
01:00:34,659 --> 01:00:37,426
Yo, Ralph,
you in here, dude?
1429
01:00:37,428 --> 01:00:39,029
Hey, I got to show you
1430
01:00:40,297 --> 01:00:41,332
Oh.
1431
01:00:42,233 --> 01:00:44,333
First rule
of the Internet
1432
01:00:44,335 --> 01:00:47,236
do not read the comments.
1433
01:00:47,238 --> 01:00:48,473
I should have told you that.
1434
01:00:49,608 --> 01:00:50,740
Look.
1435
01:00:50,742 --> 01:00:54,042
This place can bring out
the worst in some people
1436
01:00:54,044 --> 01:00:55,645
but you gotta ignore all this.
1437
01:00:55,647 --> 01:00:59,047
This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.
1438
01:00:59,049 --> 01:01:01,049
I don't care.
It's fine.
1439
01:01:02,654 --> 01:01:05,524
People hated me my whole life
for being the bad guy.
1440
01:01:06,658 --> 01:01:08,257
It's just a good reminder
1441
01:01:08,259 --> 01:01:09,626
that this is the only heart
1442
01:01:09,628 --> 01:01:10,628
that really matters.
1443
01:01:11,328 --> 01:01:13,061
Vanellope gave me this
1444
01:01:13,063 --> 01:01:14,497
and as long as she likes me
1445
01:01:14,499 --> 01:01:16,332
I don't need anybody else.
1446
01:01:16,334 --> 01:01:18,000
And I sure
don't need the Internet.
1447
01:01:18,002 --> 01:01:19,469
Hold on.
1448
01:01:19,471 --> 01:01:21,504
It's not all bad.
1449
01:01:21,506 --> 01:01:23,506
The Internet
can also be a place
1450
01:01:23,508 --> 01:01:26,008
where you find a steering
wheel at one website
1451
01:01:26,010 --> 01:01:29,345
and make enough money
to buy it at another one.
1452
01:01:29,347 --> 01:01:31,481
Congratulations, Ralph.
You did it.
1453
01:01:31,483 --> 01:01:32,749
Wait, really?
1454
01:01:32,751 --> 01:01:35,117
Yes, check your
Buzzzy account.
1455
01:01:35,119 --> 01:01:38,086
You needed 27K,
you got over 30 grand!
1456
01:01:38,088 --> 01:01:39,322
Oh, my gosh!
1457
01:01:39,324 --> 01:01:40,757
This is great!
1458
01:01:40,759 --> 01:01:42,692
Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't
have done it without you!
1459
01:01:42,694 --> 01:01:44,092
That's really true.
1460
01:01:44,094 --> 01:01:45,528
Hey, eboy?
1461
01:01:45,530 --> 01:01:47,095
What do you need, ace?
1462
01:01:47,097 --> 01:01:48,665
Can you give me a ride?
1463
01:01:48,667 --> 01:01:50,735
Let's hop along, Cassidy.
1464
01:01:52,102 --> 01:01:54,473
Come on, song, come on.
1465
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,041
I'm reflecting.
1466
01:01:57,676 --> 01:01:59,041
What is it that I want?
1467
01:01:59,043 --> 01:02:00,410
What is my quest?
1468
01:02:00,412 --> 01:02:02,380
What is my dream?
1469
01:02:04,616 --> 01:02:07,049
Well, ladies, I tried.
1470
01:02:07,051 --> 01:02:09,519
No song for this princess,
I guess.
1471
01:02:09,521 --> 01:02:11,456
Ooh! Huh.
1472
01:02:13,090 --> 01:02:15,057
How does this thing work?
1473
01:02:15,059 --> 01:02:16,459
Hey, kid, can you see me?
1474
01:02:16,461 --> 01:02:18,361
Yeah! Yeah,
you're right there.
1475
01:02:18,363 --> 01:02:20,463
We did it! We got the money!
1476
01:02:20,465 --> 01:02:22,799
No way, Ralph!
That's great!
1477
01:02:22,801 --> 01:02:25,301
I'm on my way to ebay
right now with the eboy.
1478
01:02:25,303 --> 01:02:26,569
We're almost there, champ.
1479
01:02:26,571 --> 01:02:27,704
Good work, eboy.
1480
01:02:27,706 --> 01:02:30,139
Hey, meet me out in front of
ebay in five minutes, okay?
1481
01:02:30,141 --> 01:02:31,708
Okay, I'll see you soon.
1482
01:02:31,710 --> 01:02:33,576
We're going home, kid!
1483
01:02:33,578 --> 01:02:35,745
Our lives can finally
get back to normal.
1484
01:02:35,747 --> 01:02:36,747
Whoo-hoo!
1485
01:02:39,150 --> 01:02:42,318
Wow, I can't believe it.
I get to go home.
1486
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:43,720
So, I guess that's it.
1487
01:02:43,722 --> 01:02:46,791
I guess I just wanted a
a steering wheel.
1488
01:02:47,726 --> 01:02:50,159
And now, I got it, so
1489
01:02:50,161 --> 01:02:51,463
whoo-hoo.
1490
01:02:56,501 --> 01:02:57,734
Slaughter Race?
1491
01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:09,445
What can it be that calls
me to this place today?
1492
01:03:09,447 --> 01:03:12,148
This lawless car ballet?
1493
01:03:12,150 --> 01:03:15,652
What can it be?
1494
01:03:15,654 --> 01:03:19,756
Am I a baby pigeon
sprouting wings to soar?
1495
01:03:19,758 --> 01:03:21,491
Was that a metaphor?
1496
01:03:21,493 --> 01:03:24,694
Hey, there's a dollar store
1497
01:03:24,696 --> 01:03:28,331
Look!
I'm rhyming
1498
01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:32,635
My spirits climbing
1499
01:03:32,637 --> 01:03:36,341
As I'm called through
this fog of mace
1500
01:03:37,342 --> 01:03:40,844
To this place called
1501
01:03:40,846 --> 01:03:44,516
Slaughter Race
1502
01:03:47,652 --> 01:03:49,519
Welcome back
Watch your head
1503
01:03:49,521 --> 01:03:51,421
Hate to see you
end up dead
1504
01:03:51,423 --> 01:03:52,923
Let's get
this party rollin'
1505
01:03:52,925 --> 01:03:54,691
Is that appliance stolen?
1506
01:03:54,693 --> 01:03:56,192
We have
Fallen wires
1507
01:03:56,194 --> 01:03:57,360
Dumpster fires
Creepy clowns
1508
01:03:57,362 --> 01:03:58,661
And burning tires
1509
01:03:58,663 --> 01:04:00,363
That great white
in the sewer
1510
01:04:00,365 --> 01:04:01,564
You'll be happy
that you knew her
1511
01:04:01,566 --> 01:04:02,665
Fin bump!
1512
01:04:02,667 --> 01:04:04,400
Dogs and cats
They sure taste great
1513
01:04:04,402 --> 01:04:06,336
With a side of license plate
1514
01:04:06,338 --> 01:04:07,671
Some find us deplorable
1515
01:04:07,673 --> 01:04:09,873
Well, I think
you're adorable
1516
01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:13,376
We may be a motley crew
But our hearts ring true
1517
01:04:13,378 --> 01:04:16,245
And just for you
A face tattoo
1518
01:04:31,864 --> 01:04:35,568
Slaughter Race
1519
01:04:37,603 --> 01:04:41,270
My heart's in flight
And wow, it's a blast
1520
01:04:41,272 --> 01:04:44,440
Feels like my dreams
are real at last
1521
01:04:44,442 --> 01:04:48,579
No trace of a frown
upon your face
1522
01:04:48,581 --> 01:04:50,246
Flying so fast
1523
01:04:50,248 --> 01:04:51,849
Setting the pace
1524
01:04:51,851 --> 01:04:55,786
Living the life
Loving the chase
1525
01:04:55,788 --> 01:04:58,756
Now is the time
Here is the place
1526
01:04:58,758 --> 01:05:02,695
This Slaughter Race!
1527
01:05:12,972 --> 01:05:16,540
I know I should go
1528
01:05:16,542 --> 01:05:20,611
But home feels so slow
1529
01:05:20,613 --> 01:05:26,784
These roads are paved
with dreams
1530
01:05:26,786 --> 01:05:29,220
Happy dreams
Not creepy clown dreams
1531
01:05:30,723 --> 01:05:34,290
What would Ralph say
1532
01:05:34,292 --> 01:05:38,429
If it turns out I stay?
1533
01:05:38,431 --> 01:05:42,032
In this place called
1534
01:05:42,034 --> 01:05:47,738
Slaughter
1535
01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:52,778
Race
1536
01:05:58,417 --> 01:06:02,486
In this place called
1537
01:06:02,488 --> 01:06:05,991
Slaughter
1538
01:06:07,059 --> 01:06:11,263
Race
1539
01:06:18,704 --> 01:06:19,970
That old, tired laptop
1540
01:06:19,972 --> 01:06:22,706
moving at a sloth speed?
Bid on a new one today!
1541
01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:24,541
Do you wanna get rich
playing video games?
1542
01:06:24,543 --> 01:06:25,776
Click here to
1543
01:06:25,778 --> 01:06:27,978
Oh. Ralph. Ralph!
Hey, there.
1544
01:06:27,980 --> 01:06:29,046
Oh, hey, Spamley.
1545
01:06:29,048 --> 01:06:30,380
What's the good word,
brother?
1546
01:06:30,382 --> 01:06:32,816
Well, the good word is I just
paid for the steering wheel
1547
01:06:32,818 --> 01:06:34,351
and we are going home.
1548
01:06:34,353 --> 01:06:35,452
Congratulations.
1549
01:06:35,454 --> 01:06:36,720
Thanks.
1550
01:06:36,722 --> 01:06:38,856
Hey, have you seen
Vanellope anywhere?
1551
01:06:38,858 --> 01:06:40,958
Oh, uh, your little chum?
Uh, no, no, I haven't.
1552
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,993
Hope she's not lost.
1553
01:06:42,995 --> 01:06:44,930
Let me try to reach her
on this doohickey.
1554
01:06:55,608 --> 01:06:57,508
See over there?
Over that mountain?
1555
01:06:57,510 --> 01:06:59,743
Yeah.
That's the Sequoia Speedway.
1556
01:06:59,745 --> 01:07:01,378
It's gonna be unlocked
next month.
1557
01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:03,380
Hey, what are you doing
in that awful game with her?
1558
01:07:03,382 --> 01:07:04,915
I think
the track will end
1559
01:07:04,917 --> 01:07:07,518
right over there. Yo,
it's gonna be so tight.
1560
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,553
Oh, I love it.
1561
01:07:09,555 --> 01:07:10,854
Hey, can I tell you something
1562
01:07:10,856 --> 01:07:13,091
that I don't think
I could ever tell Ralph?
1563
01:07:13,093 --> 01:07:14,525
Of course.
1564
01:07:14,527 --> 01:07:16,060
I know it sounds crazy
1565
01:07:16,062 --> 01:07:19,565
but the second I walked
into this game, it felt
1566
01:07:20,432 --> 01:07:22,633
Well, it felt like home.
1567
01:07:22,635 --> 01:07:25,003
I mean, more than
Sugar Rush ever did.
1568
01:07:25,005 --> 01:07:27,005
Oh, yeah? How so?
1569
01:07:27,007 --> 01:07:28,839
'Cause it's like my dream.
1570
01:07:28,841 --> 01:07:31,042
It's full of weirdos
1571
01:07:31,044 --> 01:07:34,411
and the racing
is super dangerous
1572
01:07:34,413 --> 01:07:36,749
and you never know
what's gonna happen next.
1573
01:07:37,616 --> 01:07:38,917
I mean, back home,
1574
01:07:38,919 --> 01:07:41,385
I know exactly
what's gonna happen next
1575
01:07:41,387 --> 01:07:44,390
because Ralph's dream is to
do the same thing every day.
1576
01:07:46,559 --> 01:07:47,693
Hmm.
1577
01:07:49,930 --> 01:07:53,430
Here's something
I wish I'd learned years ago.
1578
01:07:53,432 --> 01:07:55,099
There is no law
1579
01:07:55,101 --> 01:07:58,535
saying best friends
have to have the same dreams.
1580
01:07:58,537 --> 01:07:59,538
You know?
1581
01:07:59,973 --> 01:08:01,105
Whoa.
1582
01:08:01,107 --> 01:08:02,774
Yeah.
1583
01:08:02,776 --> 01:08:06,144
You are a very
wise person, Shank.
1584
01:08:06,146 --> 01:08:08,545
And a good friend, too.
1585
01:08:08,547 --> 01:08:09,914
Thank you.
1586
01:08:09,916 --> 01:08:12,083
Around here, peeps like
to say, "Shank you."
1587
01:08:13,787 --> 01:08:15,720
You know,
after you go home
1588
01:08:15,722 --> 01:08:17,621
and your life
gets back to normal
1589
01:08:17,623 --> 01:08:19,590
you are always
welcome here.
1590
01:08:19,592 --> 01:08:22,593
But that's the thing,
I want this to be my normal.
1591
01:08:22,595 --> 01:08:24,664
I want this to be my life.
1592
01:08:25,497 --> 01:08:26,867
I can't go home now.
1593
01:08:28,902 --> 01:08:30,136
I just can't.
1594
01:08:38,477 --> 01:08:39,478
Wow.
1595
01:08:40,512 --> 01:08:41,613
You know,
where I come from,
1596
01:08:41,615 --> 01:08:43,915
that's called
a kick in the face.
1597
01:08:43,917 --> 01:08:45,850
I can't believe it.
1598
01:08:45,852 --> 01:08:48,820
A straight-up donkey kick
to the teeth.
1599
01:08:48,822 --> 01:08:50,824
She's supposed to be
my best friend.
1600
01:08:51,490 --> 01:08:52,893
No, this can't be right.
1601
01:08:54,194 --> 01:08:56,027
No, she's been brainwashed.
1602
01:08:56,029 --> 01:08:57,528
That's what this is.
1603
01:08:57,530 --> 01:08:58,563
Because the Vanellope I know
1604
01:08:58,565 --> 01:08:59,998
would never abandon me
like that.
1605
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,766
I gotta get her out
of there now.
1606
01:09:01,768 --> 01:09:04,035
Hey, easy now, tiger.
1607
01:09:04,037 --> 01:09:05,169
I admire the impulse
1608
01:09:05,171 --> 01:09:07,705
but you charge in there
like some white knight
1609
01:09:07,707 --> 01:09:09,207
she's liable to hold it
against you.
1610
01:09:09,209 --> 01:09:11,643
So what? I'm supposed to
just let her stay in a game
1611
01:09:11,645 --> 01:09:12,777
that's obviously bad for her?
1612
01:09:12,779 --> 01:09:13,978
Of course not.
1613
01:09:13,980 --> 01:09:15,914
Then how do I make her leave?
1614
01:09:15,916 --> 01:09:19,017
She thinks it's so cool
and exciting in there.
1615
01:09:19,019 --> 01:09:22,887
Unless you know how I can
make the game boring or
1616
01:09:22,889 --> 01:09:26,691
Wait. You know about viruses
and stuff, right, Spamley?
1617
01:09:26,693 --> 01:09:28,660
Who's asking?
Whoa.
1618
01:09:28,662 --> 01:09:29,994
Back home, me and the kid
1619
01:09:29,996 --> 01:09:32,597
used to goof off
in this game called Tron.
1620
01:09:32,599 --> 01:09:35,166
But then it got a virus that
made the motorbikes go slow
1621
01:09:35,168 --> 01:09:37,168
and then Vanellope stopped
wanting to hang out in there.
1622
01:09:37,170 --> 01:09:38,836
So, is there a way
1623
01:09:38,838 --> 01:09:41,005
to do something
like that to Slaughter Race?
1624
01:09:41,007 --> 01:09:42,042
Oh, there's ways.
1625
01:09:43,510 --> 01:09:44,510
Follow me.
1626
01:09:49,249 --> 01:09:50,848
I got mothers' maiden names
1627
01:09:50,850 --> 01:09:53,184
social security numbers,
PIN numbers
1628
01:09:53,186 --> 01:09:54,619
Now, this area down here
1629
01:09:54,621 --> 01:09:56,187
is what's called the Darknet.
1630
01:09:56,189 --> 01:09:58,056
A lot of shady characters
hang out down here
1631
01:09:58,058 --> 01:10:00,224
so try to keep a low profile.
Gord!
1632
01:10:00,226 --> 01:10:02,026
Oh, there you are.
1633
01:10:02,028 --> 01:10:04,562
Now Gord here, he's
dabbled in virus-making.
1634
01:10:04,564 --> 01:10:06,564
But his cousin, this guy
we're gonna go see
1635
01:10:06,566 --> 01:10:09,536
Double Dan, this dude
is a virus-making machine.
1636
01:10:10,704 --> 01:10:11,736
Oh, oh, here we go.
1637
01:10:11,738 --> 01:10:13,771
Are you sure this is safe?
1638
01:10:13,773 --> 01:10:15,606
Is it safe?
Of course it is.
1639
01:10:15,608 --> 01:10:18,576
Just whatever you do, do not
look at his little brother.
1640
01:10:18,578 --> 01:10:20,080
Oh, he has a little brother?
1641
01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:25,683
Double Dan!
1642
01:10:25,685 --> 01:10:27,085
Long time no see.
1643
01:10:27,087 --> 01:10:28,586
Who are you?
1644
01:10:28,588 --> 01:10:29,988
JP Spamley.
1645
01:10:29,990 --> 01:10:31,990
Uh, we met one time
over at Friendster
1646
01:10:31,992 --> 01:10:35,626
which tells you
it had to be a long time ago.
1647
01:10:35,628 --> 01:10:37,096
Oye. What are you looking at?
Nothing.
1648
01:10:37,098 --> 01:10:38,197
Are you looking at my brother?
1649
01:10:38,199 --> 01:10:39,264
No, sir.
Don't you look
1650
01:10:39,266 --> 01:10:40,232
at my little brother.
1651
01:10:40,234 --> 01:10:42,567
Oh, no, I wasn't.
He's very self-conscious!
1652
01:10:45,605 --> 01:10:46,871
You?
1653
01:10:46,873 --> 01:10:48,740
What are you doing here?
1654
01:10:48,742 --> 01:10:49,974
Uh
1655
01:10:49,976 --> 01:10:52,211
The reason I came to
your neck of the face
1656
01:10:52,213 --> 01:10:55,013
I mean, there's a face
in your neck. I mean, woods.
1657
01:10:55,015 --> 01:10:57,349
Neck of the woods. The reason
I'm here is 'cause I
1658
01:10:57,351 --> 01:10:59,817
Well, I heard
a little tumor, rumor
1659
01:10:59,819 --> 01:11:01,253
I heard a rumor
that you could, well,
1660
01:11:01,255 --> 01:11:03,654
give me a harmless virus
kind of thing
1661
01:11:03,656 --> 01:11:04,622
that might be able to
1662
01:11:04,624 --> 01:11:06,624
slow down
the Slaughter Ra game?
1663
01:11:06,626 --> 01:11:08,360
Oh, yeah.
1664
01:11:08,362 --> 01:11:11,196
My cousin Gordon told me
that you wanted to crash it.
1665
01:11:11,198 --> 01:11:12,297
Crash it? No!
1666
01:11:12,299 --> 01:11:14,166
No, no, no.
1667
01:11:14,168 --> 01:11:15,767
I don't want
anyone getting hurt.
1668
01:11:15,769 --> 01:11:16,901
Hmm.
1669
01:11:16,903 --> 01:11:18,971
If there's a way
to just, uh
1670
01:11:18,973 --> 01:11:19,938
I don't know
1671
01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:22,274
just make the cars
go slow or something
1672
01:11:22,276 --> 01:11:24,876
so the game is boring
1673
01:11:24,878 --> 01:11:27,012
and my friend
comes back home to me.
1674
01:11:27,014 --> 01:11:30,916
Allow me to
introduce you to Arthur.
1675
01:11:32,286 --> 01:11:34,319
Easy there, boy.
1676
01:11:34,321 --> 01:11:36,155
He's keen.
1677
01:11:36,157 --> 01:11:39,992
Arthur's what I call
an insecurity virus.
1678
01:11:39,994 --> 01:11:42,827
Means he looks for
little flaws and weaknesses
1679
01:11:42,829 --> 01:11:44,731
that make a program insecure.
1680
01:11:47,268 --> 01:11:50,035
You release him into that
Slaughter Race game,
1681
01:11:50,037 --> 01:11:52,770
Arthur will find some defect
in the code.
1682
01:11:52,772 --> 01:11:54,339
Then he'll copy that defect
1683
01:11:54,341 --> 01:11:57,076
and spread it
all over the game
1684
01:11:57,078 --> 01:12:00,711
until everything becomes,
quote, unquote, "boring"
1685
01:12:00,713 --> 01:12:03,148
just like you wanted.
1686
01:12:03,150 --> 01:12:04,316
Okay.
1687
01:12:04,318 --> 01:12:06,218
Just to be super clear here
1688
01:12:06,220 --> 01:12:07,685
no one gets hurt, right?
1689
01:12:07,687 --> 01:12:08,821
Are you stupid?
1690
01:12:08,823 --> 01:12:09,988
Well, uh
1691
01:12:09,990 --> 01:12:12,191
Because the only way
anyone gets hurt
1692
01:12:12,193 --> 01:12:13,691
is if you are stupid.
1693
01:12:13,693 --> 01:12:15,194
All you have to do
1694
01:12:15,196 --> 01:12:18,730
is make sure the virus stays
in Slaughter Race.
1695
01:12:18,732 --> 01:12:20,732
Right. Don't be stupid.
1696
01:12:20,734 --> 01:12:22,067
Make sure it doesn't get out
of Slaughter Race.
1697
01:12:22,069 --> 01:12:23,168
Goiter it. Gah!
1698
01:12:23,170 --> 01:12:24,336
Got it! Got it.
Get out!
1699
01:12:24,338 --> 01:12:25,871
Thank you,
you're a cyst face.
1700
01:12:25,873 --> 01:12:27,039
Out!
I mean, assistance.
1701
01:12:27,041 --> 01:12:28,907
Thank you for your
cyst face Assistance.
1702
01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:30,375
Get out!
Goodbye!
1703
01:12:30,377 --> 01:12:31,944
Ugh.
1704
01:12:35,082 --> 01:12:36,915
Ah! Fiddlesticks!
Well, that's game.
1705
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,250
Ah, beginner's luck.
1706
01:12:38,252 --> 01:12:39,918
Come on, kid.
I know a hustle
1707
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,019
when I see one.
1708
01:12:42,156 --> 01:12:44,123
Player's on the way.
Thanks, Bob.
1709
01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:45,724
Let's roll!
Game faces on, guys.
1710
01:12:45,726 --> 01:12:47,826
Show time. You ready
for your first race?
1711
01:12:47,828 --> 01:12:50,229
Um, yeah. I think so.
1712
01:12:50,231 --> 01:12:52,831
Hey, don't be nervous.
You're gonna be great.
1713
01:12:52,833 --> 01:12:55,000
Yeah, no, I know.
I'll be fine.
1714
01:12:55,002 --> 01:12:57,138
Mmm. You didn't tell
Ralph yet, did you?
1715
01:12:58,272 --> 01:13:00,105
Not exactly.
1716
01:13:00,107 --> 01:13:02,741
Come on, V.
He's your best friend.
1717
01:13:02,743 --> 01:13:04,042
You gotta let him know
1718
01:13:04,044 --> 01:13:05,777
you're planning on
staying here for a while.
1719
01:13:05,779 --> 01:13:08,780
I know. But he's gonna
get really upset.
1720
01:13:08,782 --> 01:13:10,782
Yeah, he might,
but you guys
1721
01:13:10,784 --> 01:13:13,385
you'll talk, you'll work it
out, you'll figure it out.
1722
01:13:13,387 --> 01:13:15,187
Yeah, but what if we don't?
1723
01:13:15,189 --> 01:13:17,990
What if his feelings
get hurt so bad
1724
01:13:17,992 --> 01:13:20,058
he won't wanna be
my friend anymore?
1725
01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:23,295
Look.
All friendships change
1726
01:13:23,297 --> 01:13:25,130
but the good ones
1727
01:13:25,132 --> 01:13:26,466
they get stronger
because of it.
1728
01:13:27,935 --> 01:13:29,835
Uh, Shank,
I hate to bother you
1729
01:13:29,837 --> 01:13:32,171
but the player is waiting.
1730
01:13:32,173 --> 01:13:34,039
I'm not gonna tell you
what to do, kid.
1731
01:13:34,041 --> 01:13:35,109
It's your call.
1732
01:13:35,943 --> 01:13:36,977
Yeah, okay.
1733
01:13:37,912 --> 01:13:38,977
All right.
1734
01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:40,147
Let's race.
1735
01:13:54,429 --> 01:13:56,464
Scanning for insecurities.
1736
01:13:59,033 --> 01:14:00,734
Scanning for insecurities.
1737
01:14:03,103 --> 01:14:05,271
"Precious Car-go."
1738
01:14:05,273 --> 01:14:07,239
Deliver the car
to Bert's Chop Shop
1739
01:14:07,241 --> 01:14:10,175
but watch out
for Shank and her crew.
1740
01:14:28,162 --> 01:14:30,028
Power drift
into a drift jump!
1741
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:32,030
I saw it! You're amazing!
1742
01:14:32,032 --> 01:14:33,033
Thank you.
1743
01:14:42,143 --> 01:14:45,180
Scanning for insecurities.
1744
01:14:49,284 --> 01:14:51,952
Looks like we're not finished.
Come on, V.
1745
01:14:54,356 --> 01:14:55,954
Ralph?
1746
01:15:00,495 --> 01:15:01,827
Huh.
1747
01:15:01,829 --> 01:15:04,330
Okay. Relax. Relax!
1748
01:15:04,332 --> 01:15:05,531
I'll just call him
after the race.
1749
01:15:05,533 --> 01:15:07,166
It'll be okay.
1750
01:15:07,168 --> 01:15:08,368
Ralph will be fine.
1751
01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:11,273
Insecurity detected.
1752
01:15:13,341 --> 01:15:14,875
Copying insecurity.
1753
01:15:18,113 --> 01:15:22,582
Distributing insecurity.
1754
01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:26,152
Distributing insecurity.
Distributing
1755
01:15:26,154 --> 01:15:29,057
What is happening?
1756
01:15:34,963 --> 01:15:36,262
What's going on, Spamley?
1757
01:15:36,264 --> 01:15:38,298
The whole place
is going crazy.
1758
01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:40,366
I thought that virus was just
supposed to slow down her car.
1759
01:15:40,368 --> 01:15:41,467
It was.
1760
01:15:41,469 --> 01:15:43,429
It must've found something
real unstable in there.
1761
01:15:44,939 --> 01:15:47,040
It's her glitch.
1762
01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:48,541
Game reboot begins
1763
01:15:48,543 --> 01:15:50,376
in 60 seconds.
1764
01:15:50,378 --> 01:15:52,178
Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph,
you can't go in there.
1765
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:53,146
They're gonna
reboot the game
1766
01:15:53,148 --> 01:15:54,480
and anything that doesn't
belong in there
1767
01:15:54,482 --> 01:15:55,581
will be deleted.
1768
01:15:55,583 --> 01:15:57,150
Yeah, and if I don't
get her outta there,
1769
01:15:57,152 --> 01:15:58,520
Vanellope's gonna die!
1770
01:16:01,289 --> 01:16:03,423
Come on, kid. The game's crashing.
Let's go.
1771
01:16:03,425 --> 01:16:04,991
I think it's my glitch.
1772
01:16:04,993 --> 01:16:08,094
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
destroy your game.
1773
01:16:08,096 --> 01:16:11,164
We'll be fine, but your code
isn't part of this game.
1774
01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:13,968
We got to get you out of here now.
Follow me to the exit.
1775
01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:24,610
Oh, no, no!
1776
01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:32,251
Kid!
1777
01:16:32,253 --> 01:16:34,387
Kid, where are you?
1778
01:16:34,389 --> 01:16:36,589
The server
is rebooting, Ralph.
1779
01:16:36,591 --> 01:16:38,659
Both of you have to
get out of here now.
1780
01:16:38,661 --> 01:16:39,928
Kid, I got you. I got you.
1781
01:16:41,963 --> 01:16:43,162
Game reboot
1782
01:16:43,164 --> 01:16:47,133
in five, four, three
1783
01:16:47,135 --> 01:16:49,035
two, one.
1784
01:16:51,206 --> 01:16:53,007
Reboot in progress.
1785
01:16:56,478 --> 01:16:58,511
Come on, Vanellope. Wake up.
1786
01:16:58,513 --> 01:17:00,681
Come on. Don't leave me, kid.
1787
01:17:03,351 --> 01:17:04,651
Ralph?
1788
01:17:04,653 --> 01:17:07,455
Oh. There you are.
You okay, kid?
1789
01:17:08,189 --> 01:17:11,658
Ralph, I messed up so bad.
1790
01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:14,360
No. No, you didn't,
it's okay.
1791
01:17:14,362 --> 01:17:17,430
This is all because of me
and my glitch.
1792
01:17:17,432 --> 01:17:19,332
I should've
just stayed with you
1793
01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:22,034
instead of following
some stupid dream.
1794
01:17:23,606 --> 01:17:25,608
I've ruined everything.
1795
01:17:26,207 --> 01:17:28,009
No, kid, no.
1796
01:17:29,978 --> 01:17:33,680
Ah, look. I didn't mean
for it to happen like this.
1797
01:17:33,682 --> 01:17:36,485
It was not supposed
to be this bad.
1798
01:17:39,387 --> 01:17:42,355
You didn't mean
for what to happen?
1799
01:17:42,357 --> 01:17:46,027
I mighta,
kinda sorta put a
1800
01:17:47,328 --> 01:17:50,397
harmless little virus
in the game.
1801
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,633
A virus?
1802
01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:55,201
You did this?
1803
01:17:55,203 --> 01:17:57,337
I wouldn't have done anything
1804
01:17:57,339 --> 01:17:58,705
if I hadn't heard you
tell Shank
1805
01:17:58,707 --> 01:18:00,507
that you wanted to live in
Slaughter Race forever.
1806
01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:04,210
So you were spying on me?
1807
01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:06,380
Hey. You're not exactly
innocent here.
1808
01:18:06,382 --> 01:18:09,048
You were gonna ditch everybody
and abandon Sugar Rush.
1809
01:18:09,050 --> 01:18:11,050
Oh, please.
I'm one of 16 racers.
1810
01:18:11,052 --> 01:18:12,386
They'd never miss me.
1811
01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:13,720
What about me?
1812
01:18:13,722 --> 01:18:16,255
Why would I ever spend
another second with you
1813
01:18:16,257 --> 01:18:17,426
after what you did?
1814
01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:20,563
No!
1815
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,000
No.
1816
01:18:26,669 --> 01:18:28,368
Vanellope,
where are you going?
1817
01:18:28,370 --> 01:18:29,770
Wherever you're not.
1818
01:18:29,772 --> 01:18:31,103
Wait a minute.
I can explain.
1819
01:18:31,105 --> 01:18:32,806
No! You will not
follow me.
1820
01:18:32,808 --> 01:18:34,374
Vanellope, please
1821
01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:37,109
A friend would never do
what you did. Never!
1822
01:18:37,111 --> 01:18:39,546
So you leave me alone!
1823
01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:42,216
Vanellope, no, no, no! Please!
1824
01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:44,785
Please! What did I do?
1825
01:18:44,787 --> 01:18:46,520
Scanning for insecurities.
1826
01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:48,190
Vanellope, come on,
don't leave me!
1827
01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:50,559
Insecurity detected.
1828
01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:56,432
Copying insecurity.
1829
01:18:58,801 --> 01:19:01,502
Oh, no, no, no.
1830
01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:03,239
Distributing insecurity.
1831
01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:14,283
Come on.
1832
01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:18,086
Where is it?
1833
01:19:20,489 --> 01:19:21,524
Ooh!
1834
01:19:26,562 --> 01:19:27,562
Oh, no.
1835
01:19:43,512 --> 01:19:45,414
You are such an idiot.
1836
01:19:57,159 --> 01:20:01,662
What is your problem, Ralph?
I told you, don't follow me.
1837
01:20:01,664 --> 01:20:03,865
Friend?
1838
01:20:03,867 --> 01:20:06,166
Cut that out.
You're scaring me.
1839
01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:08,302
Friend!
Huh? Whoa!
1840
01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:10,205
What the?
Friend?
1841
01:20:14,176 --> 01:20:15,644
Friend!
1842
01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:24,518
Sweet mother of Ralph!
1843
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:25,519
In breaking news,
1844
01:20:25,521 --> 01:20:26,653
the Internet
is under assault
1845
01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:29,489
as a massive
denial-of-service attack
1846
01:20:29,491 --> 01:20:30,357
crashes servers
across the web.
1847
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:32,693
The Wreck-It Ralph virus
1848
01:20:32,695 --> 01:20:35,164
is fast-moving
and destructive.
1849
01:20:36,198 --> 01:20:38,567
Friend? Huh?
1850
01:20:42,839 --> 01:20:43,839
Friend?
1851
01:20:49,478 --> 01:20:50,778
Huh?
1852
01:20:50,780 --> 01:20:52,747
Experts are still trying to
understand who or what
1853
01:20:52,749 --> 01:20:54,651
the virus's intended
target may be.
1854
01:20:57,553 --> 01:20:58,888
Friend.
1855
01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,689
Friend.
1856
01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:05,258
Friend!
1857
01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:06,528
Friend!
1858
01:21:08,865 --> 01:21:10,598
I found 130 results for
1859
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:12,636
"Where does my high school
girlfriend live now?"
1860
01:21:14,303 --> 01:21:15,435
You're welcome.
1861
01:21:15,437 --> 01:21:17,172
Mr. KnowsMore!
Hmm.
1862
01:21:17,674 --> 01:21:18,873
Oh, delightful!
1863
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,541
You're that courteous
little cherub
1864
01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:22,209
who says "please"
and "thank you."
1865
01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:23,544
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
1866
01:21:23,546 --> 01:21:24,612
There's a whole
1867
01:21:24,614 --> 01:21:25,913
Whole Foods,
a hole in the ozone
1868
01:21:25,915 --> 01:21:28,616
A Whole Lotta Love by
British rockers Led Zeppelin?
1869
01:21:28,618 --> 01:21:31,418
No! No! There's a whole bunch
of Ralphs chasing me.
1870
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:33,955
Friend
1871
01:21:33,957 --> 01:21:35,890
This would probably be
an appropriate time
1872
01:21:35,892 --> 01:21:37,192
for me to shutter my site.
1873
01:21:44,934 --> 01:21:46,299
How long you think
1874
01:21:46,301 --> 01:21:47,669
before they get in here?
1875
01:21:47,671 --> 01:21:49,791
Precisely one second.
1876
01:21:51,808 --> 01:21:53,408
Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1877
01:21:53,410 --> 01:21:54,575
Hey, hey, hey!
1878
01:21:54,577 --> 01:21:55,877
It's me!
It's the real me!
1879
01:21:55,879 --> 01:21:58,446
Ow!
1880
01:21:58,448 --> 01:22:00,782
Ralph?
My apologies.
1881
01:22:00,784 --> 01:22:01,916
I followed those things here.
1882
01:22:01,918 --> 01:22:03,358
I think they're looking
for you, kid.
1883
01:22:04,354 --> 01:22:07,455
Yeah, you think?
What did you do?
1884
01:22:07,457 --> 01:22:10,591
I'm so sorry.
I don't how this happened.
1885
01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:11,693
Well, I think
it's fairly obvious.
1886
01:22:11,695 --> 01:22:14,328
It happened because
an insecurity virus cloned
1887
01:22:14,330 --> 01:22:16,831
all of your needy, clingy,
self-destructive behavior.
1888
01:22:16,833 --> 01:22:18,533
The very behavior
which left unchecked
1889
01:22:18,535 --> 01:22:19,901
can destroy friendships
1890
01:22:19,903 --> 01:22:23,571
and in this particular case,
the entire Internet!
1891
01:22:25,475 --> 01:22:27,341
KnowsMore!
You have all the answers.
1892
01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:28,643
Official query
1893
01:22:28,645 --> 01:22:30,678
what do I do if clones of me
1894
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,281
are trying to capture
my friend? Search.
1895
01:22:34,584 --> 01:22:36,784
I find two results
for your query.
1896
01:22:36,786 --> 01:22:38,920
Either you put all the clones
in therapy.
1897
01:22:38,922 --> 01:22:40,888
Not very realistic.
1898
01:22:40,890 --> 01:22:42,857
Or, the anti-virus district
is surrounded
1899
01:22:42,859 --> 01:22:44,926
by a gate made from
security software.
1900
01:22:44,928 --> 01:22:45,893
If Vanellope could somehow
1901
01:22:45,895 --> 01:22:47,395
lead all of the clones
through the gate
1902
01:22:47,397 --> 01:22:49,397
they would be deleted
all at once.
1903
01:22:49,399 --> 01:22:52,600
Sort of a co-dependent
pied piper situation.
1904
01:22:52,602 --> 01:22:55,336
Wait. We know a pied piper.
1905
01:22:55,338 --> 01:22:56,771
We do?
Yesss.
1906
01:22:56,773 --> 01:22:58,339
Who?
Yesss!
1907
01:22:58,341 --> 01:22:59,341
Yeah, but who is it?
1908
01:23:01,411 --> 01:23:02,846
Oh, you mean Yesss!
1909
01:23:06,783 --> 01:23:09,650
Thanks for your help,
KnowsMore.
1910
01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:11,385
It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point,
1911
01:23:11,387 --> 01:23:13,588
wouldn't you say?
1912
01:23:13,590 --> 01:23:14,989
Guess I forgot
to tell Ralph
1913
01:23:14,991 --> 01:23:16,724
that when you
break the Internet
1914
01:23:16,726 --> 01:23:19,527
you don't literally
have to break the Internet.
1915
01:23:19,529 --> 01:23:20,762
I can't believe he did this.
1916
01:23:20,764 --> 01:23:23,397
Yeah, well, I mean,
dude obviously made
1917
01:23:23,399 --> 01:23:25,533
some real questionable
choices here.
1918
01:23:25,535 --> 01:23:29,670
But he also made a bee pun to
save his best friend's game
1919
01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:33,476
so what can I say, kid,
life's complicated.
1920
01:23:34,544 --> 01:23:36,513
You ready to pied the piper?
1921
01:23:39,549 --> 01:23:41,551
Yoo-hoo! Up here!
1922
01:23:42,987 --> 01:23:46,088
It's me, your bestest friend
in the whole wide world
1923
01:23:46,090 --> 01:23:47,490
who you can't live without!
1924
01:23:48,458 --> 01:23:50,027
Friend!
1925
01:23:52,529 --> 01:23:55,830
Wow, from up here I can see
how I do come across as
1926
01:23:55,832 --> 01:23:57,598
needy, and clingy,
1927
01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:59,970
and self-destructive
like KnowsMore said.
1928
01:24:01,371 --> 01:24:02,670
Listen, kid
1929
01:24:02,672 --> 01:24:03,538
I don't blame you
1930
01:24:03,540 --> 01:24:05,807
for not wanting
to be my friend anymore.
1931
01:24:05,809 --> 01:24:07,976
I never said I didn't
want to be your friend.
1932
01:24:07,978 --> 01:24:11,679
I said you were acting like
a bad friend. Which you were.
1933
01:24:11,681 --> 01:24:13,414
I know I was, but I
1934
01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:14,549
Hey, my babies!
1935
01:24:14,551 --> 01:24:17,685
That's the anti-virus district
straight ahead. Whoo!
1936
01:24:17,687 --> 01:24:19,355
All right, to be
continued, okay?
1937
01:24:27,031 --> 01:24:29,031
Whoo-hoo!
We're gonna make it!
1938
01:24:45,049 --> 01:24:46,480
You guys okay?
1939
01:24:46,482 --> 01:24:47,749
I'm fine!
1940
01:24:47,751 --> 01:24:50,752
Yeah, all good.
Look, we can still do this.
1941
01:24:50,754 --> 01:24:53,055
Come on, big man.
Help me turn this thing over.
1942
01:24:54,158 --> 01:24:56,490
Uh
1943
01:24:56,492 --> 01:24:58,694
Uh, guys?
1944
01:25:09,073 --> 01:25:12,506
Friend?
1945
01:25:12,508 --> 01:25:14,776
That is unsettling.
1946
01:25:18,616 --> 01:25:19,917
Friend.
1947
01:25:20,618 --> 01:25:22,184
Get Vanellope out of here now.
1948
01:25:22,186 --> 01:25:23,318
What about you, Ralph?
1949
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:25,455
Just go. I got a date with
the man in the mirror.
1950
01:25:26,489 --> 01:25:27,825
Hey, you!
1951
01:25:30,694 --> 01:25:33,161
You keep away from her!
1952
01:25:33,163 --> 01:25:35,831
I'm gonna wreck it!
1953
01:25:38,035 --> 01:25:40,871
She's not your friend!
1954
01:25:41,639 --> 01:25:43,439
She's my friend!
1955
01:25:44,541 --> 01:25:45,908
Here it is, this way.
1956
01:25:45,910 --> 01:25:47,978
Come on, kid.
We gotta move.
1957
01:26:00,557 --> 01:26:01,892
Eeeee-oh-boy!
1958
01:26:18,976 --> 01:26:20,044
No!
1959
01:26:21,078 --> 01:26:22,744
Whoa!
1960
01:26:22,746 --> 01:26:25,916
Vanellope!
1961
01:26:30,587 --> 01:26:32,856
Hey! Let go of me!
1962
01:26:35,526 --> 01:26:36,994
Kid!
Ralph!
1963
01:26:41,832 --> 01:26:43,565
Hey!
1964
01:26:43,567 --> 01:26:46,001
Hey, get back here!
1965
01:26:46,003 --> 01:26:47,004
Huh?
1966
01:26:48,772 --> 01:26:50,205
You put her down!
1967
01:26:50,207 --> 01:26:52,040
Whoa!
1968
01:27:14,132 --> 01:27:15,699
Vanellope!
1969
01:27:31,949 --> 01:27:35,220
You know, you're acting
like a real bad guy here!
1970
01:27:35,886 --> 01:27:38,287
No!
1971
01:27:38,289 --> 01:27:39,821
Well, you are!
1972
01:27:39,823 --> 01:27:41,759
And I will never
be your friend!
1973
01:27:45,963 --> 01:27:47,265
Hey, doofus!
1974
01:27:48,166 --> 01:27:49,166
Ralph!
1975
01:27:56,907 --> 01:27:59,144
Catch me if you can,
you big dummy!
1976
01:28:05,849 --> 01:28:07,250
I got you, little sister.
1977
01:28:10,955 --> 01:28:12,621
Now go!
Get out of here!
1978
01:28:12,623 --> 01:28:14,290
Ralph!
Go!
1979
01:28:14,292 --> 01:28:17,095
No!
Don't hurt him!
1980
01:28:17,761 --> 01:28:18,829
Please, no!
1981
01:28:23,634 --> 01:28:26,102
Stop it!
You're squishing him!
1982
01:28:27,839 --> 01:28:29,839
You're gonna
kill my best friend!
1983
01:28:34,045 --> 01:28:36,314
Fine! You win!
You win, okay?
1984
01:28:39,818 --> 01:28:42,120
Just please put him down.
1985
01:28:44,756 --> 01:28:47,290
I'll be your
only friend, okay?
1986
01:28:47,292 --> 01:28:49,358
Just let him go.
1987
01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:50,962
No! No, kid.
1988
01:28:52,130 --> 01:28:53,131
Huh?
1989
01:28:54,766 --> 01:28:56,999
That's it.
That's it. Yeah.
1990
01:28:57,001 --> 01:28:59,869
Put him down
and I'll go with you
1991
01:28:59,871 --> 01:29:01,370
and we'll be
best friends forever.
1992
01:29:02,740 --> 01:29:04,874
Just me and you.
1993
01:29:04,876 --> 01:29:06,077
That's what you want, right?
1994
01:29:09,347 --> 01:29:10,747
Well,
that's not what I want!
1995
01:29:12,417 --> 01:29:14,984
It's not right to hold
a friend back from her dreams!
1996
01:29:14,986 --> 01:29:17,120
You don't own her!
1997
01:29:17,122 --> 01:29:19,922
That's not how
friendship works!
1998
01:29:19,924 --> 01:29:21,759
You need to let her go!
1999
01:29:23,895 --> 01:29:24,896
Hey.
2000
01:29:28,933 --> 01:29:30,034
You need to let her go.
2001
01:29:33,071 --> 01:29:36,141
I know. It's gonna hurt
a little bit when you do.
2002
01:29:38,109 --> 01:29:40,044
Oh, who am I kidding?
It's gonna hurt a lot.
2003
01:29:41,913 --> 01:29:44,115
But you're gonna be okay.
2004
01:29:46,784 --> 01:29:48,484
And we're gonna be okay.
2005
01:29:48,486 --> 01:29:49,754
Right, kid?
2006
01:29:51,389 --> 01:29:54,058
Of course we are. Always.
2007
01:29:56,194 --> 01:29:59,262
See? No matter
where she goes
2008
01:29:59,264 --> 01:30:02,098
or where she lives
2009
01:30:02,100 --> 01:30:04,367
she's always gonna
be our friend.
2010
01:30:04,369 --> 01:30:06,836
And we just gotta trust her.
2011
01:30:06,838 --> 01:30:09,274
Because that's what
best friends do.
2012
01:30:10,375 --> 01:30:11,876
Right?
2013
01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:27,792
Thanks, buddy.
2014
01:30:29,260 --> 01:30:31,196
Wow!
2015
01:30:32,830 --> 01:30:34,797
I feel good about this.
2016
01:30:34,799 --> 01:30:36,799
Mmm.
2017
01:30:36,801 --> 01:30:39,137
Mmm.
2018
01:30:41,172 --> 01:30:42,339
Ralph, look!
2019
01:30:42,341 --> 01:30:44,275
I think you fixed
your insecurity!
2020
01:30:46,278 --> 01:30:47,511
You're right.
2021
01:30:47,513 --> 01:30:49,845
Whoo-hoo!
2022
01:30:49,847 --> 01:30:51,013
Ralph, no!
2023
01:30:53,017 --> 01:30:54,518
Whoa!
2024
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:56,520
Park it right here, Ralph!
2025
01:30:56,522 --> 01:30:58,854
Your ol' pal
JP Spamley's gotcha!
2026
01:30:58,856 --> 01:31:01,025
Whoo!
2027
01:31:02,361 --> 01:31:03,427
Wow, that didn't work.
2028
01:31:08,066 --> 01:31:09,966
Look up there!
2029
01:31:09,968 --> 01:31:11,836
It's a big strong man
in need of rescuing.
2030
01:31:20,479 --> 01:31:21,479
Hah!
2031
01:32:10,329 --> 01:32:12,364
Mmm.
2032
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,335
Oh, thanks, Frogger.
2033
01:32:16,868 --> 01:32:18,003
Wait a minute.
2034
01:32:18,537 --> 01:32:20,170
Who are all of you?
2035
01:32:20,172 --> 01:32:22,205
We're friends of Vanellope's.
2036
01:32:22,207 --> 01:32:24,374
Yeah, and any friend
of Vanellope's
2037
01:32:24,376 --> 01:32:26,009
is a friend of ours.
2038
01:32:26,011 --> 01:32:27,878
You're welcome.
2039
01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:29,246
Ralph!
2040
01:32:29,248 --> 01:32:31,348
Looking good, big fella!
2041
01:32:31,350 --> 01:32:32,983
Heyo!
2042
01:32:34,086 --> 01:32:35,285
This dress is not made
for a big boy.
2043
01:32:35,287 --> 01:32:37,287
It's going right up
the back alley there.
2044
01:32:37,289 --> 01:32:38,955
Let me just make
a little adjustment.
2045
01:32:38,957 --> 01:32:41,391
There we go.
2046
01:32:41,393 --> 01:32:42,993
Internet users are breathing
2047
01:32:42,995 --> 01:32:45,295
a collective sigh
of relief tonight.
2048
01:32:45,297 --> 01:32:47,631
Just as mysteriously
as it appeared,
2049
01:32:47,633 --> 01:32:50,035
the Wreck-It Ralph virus
has vanished.
2050
01:32:56,308 --> 01:32:58,408
You know what
I just realized?
2051
01:32:58,410 --> 01:33:01,144
The sun never rises
or sets here
2052
01:33:01,146 --> 01:33:03,113
because everything's
always on.
2053
01:33:03,115 --> 01:33:05,682
Well, now, isn't that
an astute observation?
2054
01:33:05,684 --> 01:33:07,250
I know, right?
2055
01:33:07,252 --> 01:33:08,452
You know,
other than KnowsMore,
2056
01:33:08,454 --> 01:33:10,220
I'm probably the smartest guy
on the Internet.
2057
01:33:10,222 --> 01:33:12,255
Yeah. Yeah.
2058
01:33:12,257 --> 01:33:15,258
Yo, V. We're about to come
back online. You ready?
2059
01:33:15,260 --> 01:33:16,660
Be right there!
2060
01:33:16,662 --> 01:33:19,329
Hey, Ralph,
don't be a stranger!
2061
01:33:19,331 --> 01:33:21,932
Well, I can't be much stranger
than you, Shank.
2062
01:33:21,934 --> 01:33:24,336
Oh. That's a good dad joke.
2063
01:33:25,638 --> 01:33:27,337
Hey, don't forget.
2064
01:33:27,339 --> 01:33:29,272
You know Shank added
my code and everything,
2065
01:33:29,274 --> 01:33:31,108
so I'll be able
to regenerate.
2066
01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:32,242
I'm gonna be totally safe.
2067
01:33:32,244 --> 01:33:34,679
No, I know.
It's gonna be great.
2068
01:33:34,681 --> 01:33:36,279
You found your dream game.
2069
01:33:36,281 --> 01:33:37,549
Yeah, I did.
2070
01:33:38,450 --> 01:33:39,451
I did.
2071
01:33:40,319 --> 01:33:42,452
So, uh
2072
01:33:42,454 --> 01:33:45,489
I guess I should probably
head in there now, you know?
2073
01:33:45,491 --> 01:33:48,460
Oh, before you go,
I wanted to give you this.
2074
01:33:49,528 --> 01:33:52,362
Oh, I'm so sorry
I broke it, Ralph.
2075
01:33:52,364 --> 01:33:54,398
No, no. It's okay.
2076
01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:56,435
Now we can both
have a half. See?
2077
01:33:58,505 --> 01:33:59,505
Yeah!
2078
01:34:07,079 --> 01:34:09,014
I love you so much.
2079
01:34:10,149 --> 01:34:11,518
I'm really gonna miss you.
2080
01:34:13,385 --> 01:34:15,320
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
2081
01:34:16,523 --> 01:34:18,056
I really am.
2082
01:34:23,663 --> 01:34:24,664
All right.
2083
01:34:26,566 --> 01:34:28,501
Okay, getting a little clingy
on me, here.
2084
01:34:31,404 --> 01:34:33,438
Go on. Get out of here.
2085
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:34,720
The world's
waiting for you, kid.
2086
01:35:32,332 --> 01:35:34,398
I'll be honest,
2087
01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:36,701
it still feels kind of
weird around here.
2088
01:35:36,703 --> 01:35:38,736
I mean, a lot has changed.
2089
01:35:38,738 --> 01:35:40,204
Even though we got
that steering wheel
2090
01:35:40,206 --> 01:35:41,272
and saved Sugar Rush
2091
01:35:41,274 --> 01:35:43,443
it's never really gonna
be the same.
2092
01:35:45,445 --> 01:35:46,644
For one thing,
the racers aren't even
2093
01:35:46,646 --> 01:35:48,246
that obnoxious anymore.
2094
01:35:48,248 --> 01:35:50,648
Oh, golly. I'm sorry
you didn't win, Taffyta.
2095
01:35:50,650 --> 01:35:53,284
Pfft! Our friendship
is much more important to me
2096
01:35:53,286 --> 01:35:54,585
than winning, Rancis.
2097
01:35:54,587 --> 01:35:56,320
Losing builds character!
2098
01:35:56,322 --> 01:35:58,256
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
2099
01:35:58,258 --> 01:35:59,790
Felix and Calhoun,
2100
01:35:59,792 --> 01:36:00,992
as goofy as they are,
2101
01:36:00,994 --> 01:36:03,427
they turned out to be
pretty great parents.
2102
01:36:03,429 --> 01:36:04,729
I gotta hand it
to you two,
2103
01:36:04,731 --> 01:36:07,231
how on earth did you
tame those things?
2104
01:36:07,233 --> 01:36:08,599
It's simple, Surge.
2105
01:36:08,601 --> 01:36:11,202
The key to parenting is
2106
01:36:14,173 --> 01:36:16,140
And then what you do is
2107
01:36:18,611 --> 01:36:21,846
And that is the secret
to raising perfect children.
2108
01:36:21,848 --> 01:36:25,283
Wow, I wish every parent
could hear that.
2109
01:36:25,285 --> 01:36:26,651
I'm keeping busy, too.
2110
01:36:26,653 --> 01:36:28,586
I finally joined
Zangief's book club.
2111
01:36:28,588 --> 01:36:30,655
Good point, Bison.
And how about you, Ralph?
2112
01:36:30,657 --> 01:36:32,590
Do you feel Dostoyevsky
2113
01:36:32,592 --> 01:36:35,192
intended to make
narrator unreliable?
2114
01:36:35,194 --> 01:36:36,661
Um
2115
01:36:36,663 --> 01:36:38,864
I do and I don't.
2116
01:36:38,866 --> 01:36:41,432
You do, and you don't.
2117
01:36:41,434 --> 01:36:44,201
Duality.
That's really deep, Ralph.
2118
01:36:44,203 --> 01:36:45,503
Thanks, Sonic.
2119
01:36:45,505 --> 01:36:48,239
I don't know
what I'm talking about.
2120
01:36:48,241 --> 01:36:50,575
Oh. And we got this new thing
we do every Friday night
2121
01:36:50,577 --> 01:36:52,677
where we all go and hang out
in a different game.
2122
01:36:52,679 --> 01:36:54,345
I actually hosted this week.
2123
01:36:54,347 --> 01:36:55,746
Heyo!
2124
01:36:55,748 --> 01:36:58,349
Hope you're all hungry.
I made burnt pie.
2125
01:36:58,351 --> 01:37:00,217
What's burnt pie,
Wreck-It?
2126
01:37:00,219 --> 01:37:02,520
Oh, it's just a pie
that you burn.
2127
01:37:02,522 --> 01:37:03,454
You can use any pie.
2128
01:37:03,456 --> 01:37:05,222
You just leave it
in the oven too long.
2129
01:37:08,361 --> 01:37:11,529
Yeah, we really do
have a lot of fun.
2130
01:37:11,531 --> 01:37:14,866
I guess that's pretty much
all the news I got for you.
2131
01:37:14,868 --> 01:37:17,602
Oh, man, your stories
never disappoint, Ralph.
2132
01:37:17,604 --> 01:37:19,203
I just wish
we could hang out sooner.
2133
01:37:19,205 --> 01:37:20,706
Yeah. Me, too.
2134
01:37:20,708 --> 01:37:22,406
When did you say you were
getting those days off?
2135
01:37:22,408 --> 01:37:25,209
Uh, our upgrade
starts on January 25th,
2136
01:37:25,211 --> 01:37:26,912
so, like, two months
from now.
2137
01:37:26,914 --> 01:37:29,580
Oh, that'll go by in a flash.
Oh, speaking of which
2138
01:37:29,582 --> 01:37:30,682
you want me to bring you
anything from home
2139
01:37:30,684 --> 01:37:31,683
when I come visit?
2140
01:37:31,685 --> 01:37:33,752
Oh! You know what
I cannot find
2141
01:37:33,754 --> 01:37:35,519
anywhere on the Internet?
2142
01:37:35,521 --> 01:37:38,456
A halfway decent
BurgerTime burger.
2143
01:37:38,458 --> 01:37:40,759
I've been talking them up
to Shank and the crew.
2144
01:37:40,761 --> 01:37:42,493
And honestly, I think
they're starting to think
2145
01:37:42,495 --> 01:37:43,662
I'm making it up.
2146
01:37:43,664 --> 01:37:44,930
All right,
consider it done.
2147
01:37:44,932 --> 01:37:46,600
I'll bring you guys
a truckload.
2148
01:37:48,936 --> 01:37:51,268
Well, sun's coming up already.
2149
01:37:51,270 --> 01:37:52,738
Guess I better get to it.
2150
01:37:52,740 --> 01:37:54,238
Yeah, me too.
2151
01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:55,406
Talk next week?
2152
01:37:55,408 --> 01:37:57,274
I shall await your call,
madam.
2153
01:37:57,276 --> 01:38:01,880
Then, adieu, adieu,
farting is such sweet sorrow.
2154
01:38:01,882 --> 01:38:04,183
So long, stinkbrain.
2155
01:38:04,752 --> 01:38:05,752
Bye, kid.
2156
01:38:19,566 --> 01:38:22,567
Hey. You doing
okay there, Ralph?
2157
01:38:22,569 --> 01:38:26,805
Yeah, I am, actually.
I'm doing great.
2158
01:38:26,807 --> 01:38:29,543
Come on, Felix.
Let's get to work, buddy.
2159
01:42:00,955 --> 01:42:04,023
Hey, Mo, did you like
the movie, sweetie?
2160
01:42:04,025 --> 01:42:06,626
Well, there was a scene
in the trailer
2161
01:42:06,628 --> 01:42:08,661
that wasn't in the movie
2162
01:42:08,663 --> 01:42:11,097
and that makes me sad.
2163
01:42:11,099 --> 01:42:13,199
Aw, that's too bad.
2164
01:42:13,201 --> 01:42:14,800
Maybe playing your game
will cheer you up.
2165
01:42:14,802 --> 01:42:15,803
Okay.
2166
01:42:18,239 --> 01:42:19,972
Pancake.
2167
01:42:19,974 --> 01:42:21,075
Milkshake.
2168
01:42:22,143 --> 01:42:24,679
Pancake.
Pancake.
2169
01:42:25,213 --> 01:42:26,444
Milkshake.
2170
01:42:26,446 --> 01:42:28,014
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I wanna try, I wanna try!
2171
01:42:28,016 --> 01:42:29,482
My turn, my turn!
2172
01:42:29,484 --> 01:42:31,517
Pancake. Milkshake.
2173
01:42:31,519 --> 01:42:33,886
Milkshake. Milkshake.
2174
01:42:33,888 --> 01:42:35,721
Pancake. Pancake.
2175
01:42:35,723 --> 01:42:38,057
Milkshake.
Milkshake.
2176
01:42:38,059 --> 01:42:39,792
I'm starting to understand
why people like this game.
2177
01:42:39,794 --> 01:42:41,193
Very zen.
2178
01:42:43,131 --> 01:42:45,831
Hey, everybody,
look what I found!
2179
01:42:45,833 --> 01:42:47,967
More pancakes!
Sweet!
2180
01:42:47,969 --> 01:42:50,202
Let's speed it up.
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2181
01:42:50,204 --> 01:42:55,841
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2182
01:42:55,843 --> 01:42:58,110
Eat, little bunny.
Eat, eat, eat!
2183
01:42:58,112 --> 01:42:59,745
Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try
feeding the kitty
2184
01:42:59,747 --> 01:43:01,247
for a little while.
2185
01:43:01,249 --> 01:43:03,983
No, the kitty gets
the milkshake.
2186
01:43:03,985 --> 01:43:07,822
The bunny gets the pancake.
2187
01:51:35,399 --> 01:51:37,732
And now,
an exclusive sneak peek
2188
01:51:37,734 --> 01:51:40,337
of Frozen 2. Click here.
2189
01:51:53,517 --> 01:51:55,750
Never gonna give you up
2190
01:51:55,752 --> 01:51:58,118
Never gonna let you down
2191
01:51:58,120 --> 01:52:02,324
Never gonna run around
and desert you
2192
01:52:02,326 --> 01:52:04,259
Never gonna make you cry
2193
01:52:04,261 --> 01:52:06,595
Never gonna say goodbye
2194
01:52:06,597 --> 01:52:10,465
Never gonna tell a lie
and hurt you
2195
01:52:10,467 --> 01:52:11,566
Uh-uh!
2196
01:52:11,568 --> 01:52:14,302
Why would I? I like you.
2197
01:52:14,304 --> 01:52:16,404
You guys
still sticking around?
2198
01:52:16,406 --> 01:52:19,174
All right. Well,
you're welcome to stay.
2199
01:52:19,176 --> 01:52:22,677
There's not really any more
surprises, but, you know
2200
01:52:22,679 --> 01:52:24,546
Good luck getting that song
out of your head.
2201
01:52:24,548 --> 01:52:26,081
It's a real earwig.
2202
01:52:26,083 --> 01:52:28,452
Anyway, what else? Uh
2203
01:52:29,305 --> 01:52:35,795
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