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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's going
to stop me now
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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I, I hear them. I hear them.
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Okay, okay, uh...
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Open the door.
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Surprise!
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Okay, now, hold it right there.
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I want to preserve
this moment for posteriors.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Okay, Cousin Larry,
give me energy!
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Yeah, and Jennifer,
lick your lips.
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Okay. Beautiful.
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Now, give me something
completely different.
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Come on, somethin' wacky.
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Balki, uh, uh...
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(STAMMERING)
Balki, what is,
what is this all about?
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And why is there
produce on the wall?
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What is this all about?
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(LAUGHS)
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Does the word
"Six phases of the moon"
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mean anything to you?
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(LAUGHS)
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Or do you wanna just
keep getting out there
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and sowin' your mild goats?
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(LAUGHS)
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What are you
talking about?
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I'll give you a hint.
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It's been six phases
of the moon
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since you and Jennifer
got engaged
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so according to
Myposian custom
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tonight's the night
you set the wedding date.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Well, well, well,
Jennifer and I
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weren't planning on
setting a date just yet.
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But, but, cousin, you're,
you're 1/64th Myposian.
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I, I just assumed
you were going
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to be following
Myposian custom.
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Uh, Larry and I decided
to follow American custom.
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Oh.
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Well, so, so I guess
you won't be walking
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down the aisle
on your hands?
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Well, I don't think
it's an American custom
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to get engaged
and never set
a wedding date.
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Well, nobody said anything
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about never
setting a wedding date.
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So, go ahead.
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Go ahead what?
Go ahead and set a date.
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Well, uh...
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Well, uh...
(STUTTERS) All right.
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Uh, I mean, yeah,
let's, let's go ahead
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and, and, and, and, uh,
and, uh...
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Let's, let's do it!
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Uh, unless there's
some reason
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Why wouldn't
I want to?
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Uh, uh, shall we begin
with the month?
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Uh, no problem.
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Uh, well, uh, July...
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Okay, July.
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J... U...
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L...
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July, August, September
and October are out
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uh, because, uh...
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My allergies
act up. I...
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I don't want to be sneezing
through the ceremony.
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Oh.
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Okay, fine, cousin,
just fine.
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Uh, uh, November through
January are no good for me.
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I have a very, uh,
tight flight schedule
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and we wouldn't have
time for honeymoon.
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And the weather's no good in,
uh, February or March.
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My birthday's in April.
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Mine's in May.
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June.
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June?
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Well, uh...
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Uh, June is good for me.
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You like June?
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I love June.
June would be great.
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Is it warm in here? I...
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Okay, here we go.
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J... U...
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I never should have erased
the J and the U from July.
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N... E!
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Okay, now! You each have
to have a piece
of cake.
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Jennifer, you go first
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because the bride
is first.
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(HUMMING THE WEDDING MARCH)
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I can't eat anything.
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(STUTTERS) I'm not,
I'm not feeling well.
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I really think
I have to go now.
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You know, every time somebody
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starts talking
about the wedding you get sick.
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I think I know
what your problem is.
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You're not getting
enough protein.
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(LAUGHS)
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Well, huh, well...
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Huh, huh, nervous bride.
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Ever seen somebody
so nervous about a wedding?
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Yeah.
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You.
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Oh! I'm not nervous.
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(LAUGHS)
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Yeah, you're right, cousin.
You're not nervous.
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Uh, you're more scared
than nervous.
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What, scared?
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Don't be crazy!
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I know you like
I know my way
to the bathroom.
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I know you when
you're scared.
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And you have
all these classical symptoms.
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The compulsive eating...
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Was I eating?
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The nervous leg twitch...
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Was my leg twitching?
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And everything you say
is in the form
of a question.
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It is?
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Yes.
Are you sure?
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Yes.
Is that bad?
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Yes.
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Is there ice cream
to go with this cake?
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Oh, God.
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Balki, Balki,
I don't have
to be scared.
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I mean,
I love Jennifer.
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Jennifer loves me!
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We're gonna live
happily ever after.
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(PANTING)
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Don't you think?
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Well, of course I...
Well, of course you don't.
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Neither do I.
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charming man
and after we're married
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she's gonna realize
she is married to me.
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She's gonna be miserable.
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Don't you think?
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(PANTING)
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Oh, cousin, I...
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Balki...
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I'm just afraid
of losing her.
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I'm afraid that
after we're married
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she'll leave me
and I'll lose
her anyway.
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What am I gonna do?
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The two of you could take
the Nupitiki-S-A-tiki.
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The Nupitiki-S-A-tiki?
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Yeah.
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The Myposian
marriage test.
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Oh, Balki. Balki, I...
Now, cousin,
no, no, no.
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Now, listen,
this test can determine
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whether or not a marriage
should take place
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beyond a shadow of a snout.
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Balki, no stupid
Myposian test
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is, uh, gonna guarantee
a, a happy marriage.
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Now, cousin,
cousin, look.
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Cousin, I am offering you
the opportunity
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to, to make sure
that you have a happy marriage.
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Now, you cannot keep
indefinitely postponing this.
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Sooner or later you're going
to have to mate or cut bait.
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Now why you don't get
on the phone and call Jennifer
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and find out how she feels
about taking the test.
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All right. All right.
I'll, I'll call her.
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But just to prove that,
that she thinks
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this is as stupid
as I do.
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Yeah, yeah, hello?
Uh, Jennifer?
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Oh, listen,
I, I know this sounds silly
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but Balki says that he has
a test that can prove
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whether or not
our marriage will work.
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Now I know.
I told him that no...
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Hello? Hello?
She hung up.
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Now, she's angry at me
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just because
I even mentioned the test.
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Balki, I want to take
that test right now.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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All right, just a few more
questions and we'll be finished.
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Jennifer, I believe
it's your turn.
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Um, Jennifer
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would you be angry
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if Cousin Larry
was working late
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and he didn't call you
and therefore
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the pig snout that you prepared
for dinner was ruined?
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Well, that's a difficult
question, Balki.
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I know how involved
Larry can get with his work
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so, I guess I would understand
if he forgot to call me
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once or twice
but if it happened
all the time
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I suppose I would get angry?
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Well, good answer!
Good answer!
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Isn't that
a good answer, Balki?
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Cousin, as I've explained before
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there are no good
or bad answers.
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I am developing
a picture of the couple
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based on their responses
and scoring those responses
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on a scale designed
to reflect
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their overall compatibility.
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This test, um,
this test has been
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developed over
a number of years.
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It is not a game and I think
we should remember that.
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Okay. Uh, cousin,
I believe you're next.
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Uh, pick up the apples, please.
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And juggle.
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(STAMMERING)
Wait a minute.
I don't understand.
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For the last hour, uh,
Jennifer has been answering
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reasonably intelligent questions
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and I've been playing
"Double Dare."
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Are you, uh,
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No! No, no! No, no, no!
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It's, uh, uh, juggle?
Yeah, no, no, it's fine.
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Uh, no problem.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Stand on one foot.
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Close your eyes.
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All right, now no one
can juggle with their
eyes closed.
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I'm sorry, I believe I simply
said, "Close your eyes."
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I don't believe
I said anything about juggling.
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about standing on, uh,
one foot wrong too?
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Sit down, please.
Put the apples away.
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Cousin, as I explained before
there is no right and wrong.
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Were you not listening?
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Larry was listening.
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He-he's a very good listener.
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Fine, the test is finished.
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Oh, God.
I hope we passed.
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Honey, your answers
were, were wonderful.
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And, and I did
125 push-ups.
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Sixty.
Well, so what
did we score?
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Eighty, ninety?
Three. Your score is three.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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I skipped rope with a book
on my head and we got a three?
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It's my fault.
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Jennifer, uh,
Cousin Larry,
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I, uh, I really
feel like babasticki.
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I never would have asked
you to take the test
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if I thought
you would do so badly.
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I sucked a lemon
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And we get a three?
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(STUTTERS)
Well, so what?
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I mean, even if the test
means something
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and I'm not saying
that it does,
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uh, Balki probably didn't even
give the test right.
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I beg to back issue
with you.
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I know how to
administer this test.
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I happen to be a licensed
Nupitiki Doctor Ruthiki.
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A Nupitiki Doctor Ruthiki?
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That's a Myposian
marriage counselor.
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You're a Myposian
marriage counselor?
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00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,222
That is correct.
What do you do?
258
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,325
Start with shaky sheep marriages
and work your way up to people?
259
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,230
Sheep don't have problem
with their marriages.
260
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,499
Pigs, on the other hand, often
have problems with commitment.
261
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,471
That's why they call them pigs.
262
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,573
Balki, uh, I have to agree
with Larry.
263
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,209
I mean, just because the test
has never been wrong before
264
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,011
doesn't mean
it can't be wrong now.
265
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,714
And just because you've
given the test before
266
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,217
Well, that's the kind of talk
I, I like to hear.
267
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,954
I mean, so we'll
still get married.
268
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,488
We'll take the test again.
269
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,623
We'll take a year,
two years tops.
270
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,625
We'll study,
we'll pass the test
271
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and we'll get married
two years from June.
272
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,397
Right, Jennifer?
273
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,732
Right, right!
274
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,134
Oh! Oh, uh, Larry.
275
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:06,239
Uh, I just remembered.
276
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,640
my father was going to retire.
277
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,242
See, he and my mother
are gonna buy a Winnebago
278
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:14,381
and travel across the country.
279
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,616
Well, oh, well,
we'll just start planning
280
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,750
when they get back.
281
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,918
Uh, two years,
282
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,620
uh-uh,
uh, until his retirement
283
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,555
and say, uh, two years
in a Winnebago
284
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,025
a year of planning,
well, we're looking at,
285
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,227
uh, June, five years
from now.
286
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,896
Uh, does that work
for you, Jennifer?
287
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,531
Five years.
I can wait five years.
288
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,266
I mean, after all,
what's five years
289
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,502
when your marriage
is doomed anyway?
290
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,139
Oh, it's, it's gonna
be all right.
291
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,642
I think I can help.
292
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:46,879
How?
293
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,982
Well, it's a longshot
294
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,784
but I think your only
hope of happiness
295
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,453
is for both of you
to take
296
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,189
the Nupitiki
Spic 'n Spanakopita.
297
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,527
The Nupitiki
Spic 'n Spanakopita?
298
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,563
The Myposian
marriage cleansing ritual.
299
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,301
Now it will either
make you compatible
300
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,304
or remove the waxy buildup
from your linoleum.
301
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,044
But either way it's gonna make
a big difference in your lives.
302
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,180
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
303
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,919
Jennifer, are you sure
you want to go through
304
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,988
with this purification ritual?
305
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:33,593
We've got to, Larry.
306
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,995
Balki, that's a very
interesting medallion.
307
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,165
I may be wrong but it...
308
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,400
Looks like it's in the shape
of a lamb chop.
309
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,603
Well, that's very observant
of you, Jennifer.
310
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,239
Actually, it's the shape
of the island of Mypos.
311
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:50,210
Um, my little village,
Podunki, is right here
312
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,712
in the gristle area and...
313
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,982
Over here in the tenderloin
314
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,017
is Six Flags over Mypos.
315
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:04,591
Well, the stone
is very beautiful.
316
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,194
that is preventing you
from having a happy marriage
317
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,962
and if purification
takes place
318
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031
and I'm not making
any promises
319
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,101
the color will become lighter
320
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,035
and lighter until it is just
321
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:19,439
as clear and pure
as your love for
each other.
322
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,644
Okay, that's it.
323
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,513
I am not letting
my future be determined
324
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,649
by some madman
wearing a mood lamb chop.
325
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,422
Larry, I think
we should try the ritual.
326
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,458
All right.
327
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,128
Then let the purification begin.
328
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,379
(HUMMING)
329
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,167
Uh-oh. Still blue.
It didn't work.
330
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,470
I did my best to purify you
331
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,738
but, uh, I'm afraid
your marriage is doomed.
332
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,039
Out of the pool, please.
333
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,642
Out of the pool, please, please.
334
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,179
I'm not even sure you two
should even be friends.
335
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,448
Our marriage is still doomed?
336
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,785
Larry, why did you even
let us try this stupid ritual?
337
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,322
Well, you're the one
who forced us into this.
338
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,191
Well, you're the one
who couldn't set a date
339
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,358
because you're so,
you're so...
340
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,460
Afraid.
Afraid.
341
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,061
Cousin, she just said
you were afraid.
342
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,597
How does that make you feel?
343
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,599
Afraid.
344
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,839
You'll realize that
I'm not the charming
345
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,475
sophisticated man
you thought I was.
346
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,679
And Jennifer?
347
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,216
Well, I'm afraid that once
we're married you'll
348
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:12,852
Find out
I'm not perfect.
349
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,426
I mean look at you. Uh...
350
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,429
You've never looked
so awful and...
351
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,166
And I've never loved
you so much.
352
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,839
Oh, Larry.
353
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,807
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
354
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,877
I love you too.
Well, what about
the test?
355
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,912
Well, I don't care
if the test said
356
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,215
we don't belong together.
357
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,284
I don't care
if a million tests
358
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,953
say we don't
belong together.
359
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,255
I want to marry you, Jennifer.
360
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,156
Larry, I want to marry you.
361
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,791
Well, then let's get married.
362
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,726
Okay, uh, when?
363
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:54,894
Tonight.
364
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,663
Tonight's no good.
365
00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:01,501
Oh, God.
366
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,537
How about, uh... September?
367
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,774
All right, September.
368
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,312
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
369
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,550
There, we're getting
married this year
370
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,619
and-and nothing's
gonna stop us.
371
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,822
So, what do you say to that,
Mr. Myposian marriage counselor?
372
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,325
You just passed
the Myposian marriage test
373
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,859
with flying colors.
374
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,030
What?
375
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,266
(LAUGHS)
Cousin...
376
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,136
Everybody fails
the first part.
377
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:42,074
We make sure of that.
378
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,744
and then, and then if the people
still want to be married
379
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,045
to each other then we know that
380
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,614
they have
a really deep commitment
381
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,016
and that they will live
happily ever after.
382
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,390
Well, you mean we would have
failed no matter what we did?
383
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,594
We took mud in the face
for nothing?
384
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,363
No, no, cousin,
it wasn't for nothing.
385
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,064
It was to prove
to you that you two
386
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,933
have nothing to be afraid of.
387
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:13,005
Well, Balki, thank you
for helping us see that.
388
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,344
Yeah. Thanks, buddy.
389
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,713
Oh, you know, I guess
I did kind of
390
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,016
do a pretty good job
if I must say so myself.
391
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,921
Well, so, this is what couples
have to go through on Mypos?
392
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,858
Well, uh, to, to, to
some extent. Yeah.
393
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:39,231
What do you mean,
"To some extent?"
394
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:43,069
Well, we usually make do
with a written test
395
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,604
and some verbal abuse
396
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:48,074
and a carefully
monitored psychodrama.
397
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,611
But, uh, since no one
on Mypos
398
00:21:51,678 --> 00:22:00,219
is quite as neurotic as you two
399
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:13,466
Special touches?
400
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,668
You know, Balki...
401
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,638
Words cannot express
402
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:21,541
what we feel right now.
403
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:22,675
Isn't that right, Jennifer?
404
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,943
Oh, no, they can't.
405
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,714
Oh, come on, you guys,
I love you!
406
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:31,418
Uh, you don't owe
me anything.
Oh, well...
407
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,986
Oh, yes, we do.
408
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,430
Oh, you two!
409
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,665
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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