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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feelin'
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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And a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standin' tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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How's the English homework
coming, Balki?
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Oh, it's coming along
real good.
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Well, paint me gold
and call me Oscar.
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I thought you said you'd never
eat Myposian food again
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after you found out
I make my shoo-fly pie
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with real shoes
and real flies.
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This is Myposian food?
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Yes, it's Moon Chados Stiki
Chiki Bizzi Buzz Buzz.
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Moon Chados Stiki
Chiki Bizzi Buzz Buzz?
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That means
honey glazed chicken.
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That's all this is,
honey glazed chicken?
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That's all it is.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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of the honey with
the tartness of yak bile.
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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
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Oh, Larry,
I have to talk to you.
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Well, Jennifer,
what's wrong?
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I have terrible news.
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My mother's coming to town
and she wants to meet you.
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Well, Jennifer,
I'd love to meet
your mother.
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But, Larry,
you don't understand.
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Well, then
she'll like
Cousin Larry.
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Balki,
you're not helping.
What?
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Larry, I'd marry you even
if Mother didn't like you
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but it would be
so much better if she did.
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Then I wouldn't have to
defend you all the time.
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Jennifer, don't worry.
You forget, I'm a reporter.
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A wordsmith,
a weaver of verbal magic.
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I'll make your
mother think
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then we'll be married
and the truth won't matter.
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Well, you're right.
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I mean, what was I
so worried about?
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Oh, Larry, what could Mother
possibly find wrong with you?
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I mean, you're not at all like
the other men I used to date.
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You're not always stopping
to sign autographs
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like the baseball player.
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Not always being called away
like the heart surgeon.
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Not always being summoned
to the White House
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like the Congressman.
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like the football player.
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Oh, Larry,
I feel much better.
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Now, don't worry.
Your mother is gonna love me.
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Bye, Larry.
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Bye, bye.
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Her mother
hated a Congressman!
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Why did you do that?
Cousin, I had no choice.
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You know how these things
always end.
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You jump to
absurd conclusions.
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You paint an outlandish picture
of what your life would be like.
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You get hysterical,
you start to diaper-ventilate
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and then
who has to slap you
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Well, tonight
I don't have time
for the full-length version.
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I've got participles
dangling over there
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so, I just cut
to the chase.
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Balki, don't you see
what's happening here?
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Cousin, don't
make me do this.
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Balki, her mother hated
a big-league ball player.
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I didn't get a hit in three
years of Little League!
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Cousin, I'm gonna...
Just don't make me do this.
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Balki, I am doomed.
I don't have a prayer.
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A prayer, that's it!
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No, that's not it.
All the world loves a clown!
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I'll become a clown!
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You're right.
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Oh, po, po, po, po.
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(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Bartokomous.
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I told you before,
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all letters from my ex-wife
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are supposed to be
filed...here.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Gorpley.
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Usually her letters
come through the window
tied to a brick.
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I better get that.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Oh, hi, Jennifer!
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No, Cousin Larry's not here.
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Uh, I don't know
why he's never around
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when your life
is falling apart.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay, I'll tell him.
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Bye.
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Bad news for Appleton?
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I love bad news.
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Well, then
you're in for a treat.
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Jennifer's mother is coming
to town earlier than expected
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and so Cousin Larry
has to have dinner with them
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tonight instead of Thursday
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and I, I hope
he don't get too upset.
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He don't adjust
to change very well.
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Yeah, well, if you were
any kind of Sports Department
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you'd give more coverage
to American Gladiators.
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Jerks.
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Hey, Appleton,
your girlfriend called.
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You two are having dinner
with her mother tonight.
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Tonight?
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Oh! Cousin! Cousin!
Are you all right?
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Oh.
Well.
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Of course, he's all right.
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He landed on his head.
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I think I'm all right.
I... Ow!
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Cousin,
where does it hurt?
Ow!
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Who are you?
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Cousin, do you
remember me?
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I don't remember anything.
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Nothing?
Nothing.
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Then you owe me 20 bucks.
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I'll just take it out
of your wallet.
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I have to get him
to the hospital.
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I can get to the hospital
myself.
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How do I
get outta here?
Oh, cousin.
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I'll take you
to the hospital myself.
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Where did you say
it hurts?
Well, I... Ouch!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Is your, is your,
is your headache gone?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Your name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.
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Cousin Larry Appleton.
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Now you.
U-uh-huh!
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My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.
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Relax the jaw,
relax the jaw.
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My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.
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BOTH: Cousin Larry Appleton.
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Hello, my name is
Cousin Larry Appleton...
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Hello, my name is Cousin...
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BOTH: Larry Appleton.
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How are you?
Fine.
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No.
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You think my own name
would sound familiar?
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Well, Cousin, don't worry
about the, the...
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The doctor said
your own memory will,
will come back in,
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in just a, a few hours.
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He, he X-rayed your head
and found nothing.
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He said, he said you're fine,
you're just fine.
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You've never been better
except you don't know
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who you are from a hole
in the ground.
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My name is...
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BOTH: Cousin Larry Appleton.
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Good, good,
and relaxing the jaw.
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My name is Cousin...
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Hello.
Hello.
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BOTH: My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.
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How are you?
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Fine.
No.
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I, I know my name,
but I, I don't know
anything else.
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I don't know
where I, I live
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or where I work,
I mean...
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Tell me about me.
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Oh, where does one begin?
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You were born
in Madison, Wisconsin.
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You live in this apartment.
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I'm your best friend.
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You work at the
Chicago Chronicle
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and, when you think
no one is listening
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you gargle to the
tune of Moon River.
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I gargle to the
tune of Moon River?
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Yeah.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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I think I'm starting
to remember.
Do we...
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Do we work with
a man named, named
Mr., Mr., Mr. Porkly?
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Uh, Mr., Mr. Headley?
No, just, just...
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Mr. Gorpley.
Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, oh, yeah,
and, and, and...
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I'm Larry Appleton?
Yes.
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Yes!
Oh, of course you know.
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Oh, your memory bank
is no longer overdrawn.
This is wonderful.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Phew, what a relief.
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Cousin, so good
to have you back.
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Oh, it is good
to be back.
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I love strong coffee.
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Well, I know you do.
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Well.
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Oh, boy, I... I must have
taken quite a spill?
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(CHUCKLES) For a minute there,
I couldn't remember anything.
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Oh, born in Madison,
I work at the Chronicle.
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Gargle to Moon River.
(CHUCKLES) It's all back.
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Oh, boy!
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The human brain
is one amazing little gizmo.
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Sugar?
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Who are you and why are you
calling me "Sugar?"
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(SOBBING)
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Lost what?
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Who am I?
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Who are you?
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Is there some reason you're
dressed like the Cisco Kid?
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I'm trying to make
a fashion statement.
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00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,640
Well, I'm sorry if
I insulted you, but...
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I-I don't remember who I am.
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And I don't know
if I ever will.
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Now, cousin,
just don't worry.
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The doctor said
that your memory
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before you
get it back for good.
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He said it happens
all the time
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I'm testifying
before Congress?
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No, No, No, No.
What have I done?
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Calm down.
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(HEAVY BREATHING)
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Okay, now.
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Your name is
Cousin Larry Appleton...
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My, my name is
Cousin Larry Appleton...
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Come on, relax the jaw.
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My name is, my name is...
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BOTH: Cousin Larry Appleton.
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BOTH:
Cousin Larry Appleton.
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Hello.
Hello.
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My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton...
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Hello, my name is...
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BOTH:
Cousin Larry Appleton.
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How are you?
Fine.
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Oh, God.
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(HEAVY BREATHING)
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Okay, you were born
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in Madison, Wisconsin.
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I, I work at the
Chicago Chronicle and...
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(GARGLING)
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We're after
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The same river...
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I got it.
I remember,
I remember.
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I, I'm, Larry Appleton.
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I, I was born in
Madison, Wisconsin.
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I work at the Chronicle
and I even remember
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how many girls I asked
to the senior prom. 12.
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And I remember
how many turned me down.
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Thirteen.
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One girl just came right up
to me in the cafeteria
and said,
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"Don't even think
of asking me to the prom."
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A little unnecessary,
don't you think?
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Well, she might
have had a good reason.
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Were you eating
at the time?
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I was merely using that story
to illustrate the fact
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that I remember
every detail of my life.
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Well, that's good,
Cousin.
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00:13:55,936 --> 00:14:00,340
with Jennifer
and her mother tonight?
254
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,541
Oh, my Lord!
255
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,276
I have to have dinner
with Jennifer's mother!
256
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,213
What... Well, Balki.
She hated a heart surgeon!
257
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,916
What am I gonna do?
My life is over!
258
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,651
Cousin, you're hysterical.
Do you remember
how I bring you out of this?
259
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,286
No! I'm fine.
260
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,323
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
261
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,997
All right. Name?
Larry Appleton.
262
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,465
Place of birth?
Madison, Wisconsin.
263
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,400
Address?
I know where we live.
264
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,568
You're bluffing.
265
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,603
Balki, please,
I am fine.
266
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,606
I have had my memory
for four solid hours now.
267
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,008
So, just, please.
268
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,676
You didn't have to
drive me here.
269
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,679
Let me just check and see if
your pupils are annihilated.
270
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:42,882
Open wide.
Nice and wide.
271
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,617
Say "Ahh." Give me
a nice big "Ahh."
272
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,253
Aaahhhh.
273
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,922
Now you need to depress
the back of your tongue.
274
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:53,393
Balki, please.
275
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,495
about my temporary
memory loss.
276
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,098
She'd only worry.
So, just please,
don't tell her anything.
277
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,567
All right, all right,
I won't tell her anything.
278
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,701
All right.
279
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,103
Just stop!
280
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,107
They're here.
Who are you?
281
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:10,577
Oh, God!
Who am I?
282
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,045
Larry, what are you
doing out here?
283
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,346
Mother's waiting
to meet you.
284
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,215
Well...
285
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:22,389
If she's anything like you
I would love to meet her.
286
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,160
Larry, what's
going on here?
287
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,230
Uh, Jennifer, I hate to be
the wearer of bad news,
288
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,132
but Cousin Larry
had an accident today.
289
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,401
He fall down the stairs,
he bonk his head,
290
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,470
and, and then he lose his memory
and then it come back,
291
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,373
but every time he needs it
it goes away again.
292
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,345
Well, I'm fine.
293
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,180
and get to know each other.
294
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:53,053
Larry, we do know each other.
We're engaged.
295
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,223
You're gonna marry me?
Yes.
296
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,890
Balki, if Mother sees
Larry in this condition
297
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,160
she'll never approve
of me marrying him.
298
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,561
You're gonna marry me?
299
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,330
Maybe.
300
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:09,302
What am I
gonna tell Mother?
301
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,505
He fall down the stairs,
he bonk his head,
he lose his memory,
302
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,242
and now he don't know
who he is from
a hole in the ground.
303
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,709
The truth always works.
304
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,945
Not this time,
I used the amnesia excuse
305
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,680
for one of my
old boyfriends.
306
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,450
Well, wait a minute.
We need your
mother's approval?
307
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,518
Yes.
Well, we can
make this work.
308
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,688
I have a plan.
309
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,957
Well, this could work!
I'll, I'll just
make small talk.
310
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,093
And if your mother
wants to know
something about me
311
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,828
you and Balki
can tell her.
312
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:39,132
Excuse me, Balki.
313
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,334
Listen, the point is
we can make this work.
314
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,436
It's worth a shot!
Come on!
315
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,507
All right, now,
remember, Blakely...
316
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,642
Balki.
When we...
Yeah, whatever.
317
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,744
If I get stuck for a fact,
you just jump right in
318
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,181
and then give me the answer.
But don't make it obvious.
319
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,548
You know, try to
lead me to the right answer.
320
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,350
You think you can
handle that?
321
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,187
I'm the one with the
fully-functioning brain.
322
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:07,260
Guys, this is my mother,
Catherine Lyons.
323
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,795
Mother, this is Larry.
Hello.
324
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,963
I'm delighted to meet you.
Thank you.
325
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,699
And this is Balki,
Larry's cousin.
326
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,033
Hello.
327
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:23,410
Isn't that nice,
he brought his cousin with him.
328
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,215
We're insufferable.
329
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,192
Jennifer has, uh, told me
so much about you, Mrs, uh...
330
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,594
Mrs, uh... Mrs, uh...
331
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,896
King of the jungle.
332
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,532
King of the jungle.
333
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,267
Mrs. Tarzan.
No.
334
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,538
Uh, Lyons. Mrs. Lyons.
335
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,706
Mrs. Lyons.
336
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,409
Cousin Larry would, uh,
forget his own name
337
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,811
if I hadn't sewn it
into his underwear.
338
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,282
Balki's exaggerating,
Mother.
339
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,050
Of course, he's exaggerating.
340
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,819
I have an excellent memory.
341
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,789
Hello.
342
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,227
My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.
343
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,666
Larry, stop joking.
344
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:23,436
Mother will think you're not
serious about marrying me.
345
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,872
Serious?
Well, of course I'm serious.
346
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,841
Who wouldn't want to marry
a woman as lovely as Jessica?
347
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,543
Jennifer.
Jennifer.
348
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,116
My dream is to make her
349
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,287
Mrs. Cousin Larry Appleton.
350
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,924
Why don't we order?
351
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,826
Good idea. Waiter?
352
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,996
(SNAPS FINGERS)
353
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,765
I hear the food here
is very good.
354
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,269
Tell me, Larry, do you enjoy
working for the paper?
355
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,805
And what paper
would that be?
356
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,275
Uh, Cousin Larry
357
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,245
loves working
at the Chicago...
358
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,380
Stockyards.
359
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:13,220
You know very well
that you work at the
Chicago Chronicle.
360
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,821
How many years
have you been there?
361
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:18,391
Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh...
Uh, uh...
362
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,427
Would you care
for an olive?
363
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,061
No, thanks,
Sweet gherkin?
364
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,231
Not really.
Try the baby corn.
365
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,998
Take three ears.
366
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,635
Three ears.
367
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,171
Take three ears.
368
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:39,946
Uh, three years!
Uh!
369
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,381
Uh, waiter!
370
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,085
They're right here, sir.
Oh.
371
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,854
Well, that was fast.
372
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,056
They know me here.
373
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,424
Menu?
374
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:57,096
Mrs. Lyons, I know
you're concerned that...
375
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,332
Jennifer.
...marries happily.
376
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:05,305
And I just want you
to know
377
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,474
Jennifer.
...happy.
378
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,543
That's very reassuring.
379
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,579
Now, why don't we
all try and relax
380
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,547
and have
a wonderful dinner, hmm?
381
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,884
Well, I think
that's a great idea.
382
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,321
Hello.
383
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,758
My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.
384
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,795
Uh, waiter?
385
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,530
Could we get some menus?
386
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,898
Oh!
387
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,868
Have we met?
388
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,238
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
389
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,016
And I've...I've worked at
the Chronicle for three years.
390
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,785
Oh, Cousin, it looks like
you've got everything back.
391
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,488
Yeah, everything except what
happened from when I fell down
392
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,757
the stairs at the Chronicle
393
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,226
to when Jennifer's mother
stormed out of the restaurant.
394
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,261
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
395
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,769
Jennifer.
Uh, Mrs. Lyons.
396
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,139
Larry, I explained everything
to Mother and she understands.
397
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,907
You do?
398
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,643
Well, uh, uh, sort of.
399
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,111
Jennifer told me about
your temporary amnesia
400
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:23,350
and that seemed to explain
most of your bizarre behavior.
401
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,284
I mean, you seem
pleasant enough.
402
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,354
You have a decent job
403
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,188
and there's
a certain desperation
404
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:34,861
in your eyes
405
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,896
Welcome to the family.
406
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,333
Thanks, Mom.
407
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,569
Call me Mrs. Lyons.
408
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,738
Good news. Uh...
409
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,307
After Jennifer marries
Cousin Larry then...
410
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,644
Then you will be
my aunt-in-law
five times removed.
411
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,319
Oh, my!
412
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,559
I'm so glad
everything worked out.
413
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,961
Well, we have to
get Mother to the airport.
414
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,597
Bye, Larry.
415
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:17,003
Jennifer, are you sure
about this marriage?
416
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:40,226
I'm sure.
417
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,494
Have we met?
418
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,364
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