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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds are
this time
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Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
and a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Balki!
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Well, I hope you're happy.
I am.
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Because you are about to eat
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the driest pig pancreas souffle
known to man.
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You could have called.
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You're right.
I am wrong. I am sorry.
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I happen to have two courtside
seats to tonight's Bulls game.
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Wait a minute, cousin--
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You're not gonna
believe what happened.
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Wainwright called me
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Since he knows
I'm a big Bulls fan
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he's having
the tickets sent here.
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Is life good or what?
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Can I wedge in a wise word here?
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You promised Jennifer you would
take her to the ballet tonight.
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Oh, I took care of that.
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I told her I had to do
something for Mr. Wainwright.
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She understood perfectly.
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So you lied.
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I am doing something
for Mr. Wainwright.
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I'm using his tickets
at his request.
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So you lied.
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No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
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No, I didn't.
Yes, you sure did.
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At worst,
I am massaging the truth a bit.
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You gave it a full body
loofah scrub and a mud bath!
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Balki, you and I are going
to the game tonight
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and we are gonna
have a great time!
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Oh, is that so, is that?
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Well, let me tell you
it has been my observation
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that every time you lie to
Jennifer something bad happens.
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I saw the exact
same thing happen
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on an old rerun of
a 1950s television show.
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There's this big
roly-poly bus driver
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always trying
to hide things from his wife
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every time he does
he gets in trouble.
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And he's got
this friend upstairs.
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He wears a vest.
He's the smart one.
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The friend comes down...
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Norton!
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Norton, get down here
right away! It's important!
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What say there, Ralphie boy?
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Sorry, it took so long.
What's up?
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What's up?
I'll tell you what's up.
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We--
W-w-wait, don't tell me.
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Let me guess.
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Because if it is
I'm gonna have to say no.
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I've been havin'
very bad problems lately
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with the old tum-tum.
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(CHUCKLES)
A pitcher or two there.
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Are you gonna let me
tell you where we're going
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or are ya gonna run off
at the mouth all night?
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Thank you.
Just, uh...
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I'm all ears.
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Just let me have it, Ralph.
Just let me have it.
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Right here, Ralph. Let it rip.
Let it rip there, Ralph.
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Just get the thought
and let it out. Let it out.
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Norton, you are a mental case.
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Will you sit down?
Alright, Ralph!
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You were saying?
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Two guys dropped out
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of the Pro Am
Bowling Tournament tonight
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and you and I are gonna
take their places.
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Hold the phone!
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We are gonna be bowling
with professionals?
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Guys who own their own
bowling shoes?
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Va-va-va-voom!
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We are a couple
of lucky stiffs!
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Hi, Ralph.
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Hi, Ed.
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The tailor said
he wants to know
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Hardy har har.
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I'm sorry I'm late, Ed, I had to
stop at the butcher shop
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to get ya lamb chops
for dinner.
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What are ya cooking me
for dinner tonight, Alice?
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Nothing. Did you forget?
We're going to my mother's
for dinner.
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(LAUGHING)
Alice, hey,
you're out of luck there.
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Uh, Ralph and I are gonna go--
No, no, Norton, Norton...
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Norton, don't you have
to go upstairs and eat?
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Nah, it'll take, uh, Trixie
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like a half an hour
to cook dinner.
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Well, maybe you should go
watch her.
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Ralph, I know
when you're kiddin'.
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I've seen Trixie cook before.
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Hey, Trix, remember
the time you were making 'em
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potato pancakes, flipping them,
up they go, down they go.
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Get out of here!
Sheesh! What a grouch!
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Come on, Ed.
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Alright.
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Will you get outta here?
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Bye, Alice.
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Alright, Ralph,
what's going on?
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Well, uh...
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Uh...
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I didn't want
you to know that, uh...
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That, uh, I was gonna work
an extra shift tonight.
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Well, why not? You work
extra shifts all the time.
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Well, uh...
Uh... I, uh...
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I, uh, I didn't want
you to know that, uh...
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That I've been,
uh, saving up to buy you
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that, uh, new refrigerator
you wanted.
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And, uh, the money
I was gonna make tonight, uh,
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would have been enough
for the first down payment.
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Oh, Ralph, that's so sweet!
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You want me to have dinner
with your mother
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so that's where I'll be.
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Oh, no, you won't! You go ahead
and work your shift!
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My mother will understand.
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Hey, Ralph.
Argh!
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You're good.
Argh!
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Come on, Ralph! You're doing it.
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You're almost there, Ralph.
Argh!
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Come on, Ralphie.
Ralphie boy!
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There we are there.
Argh!
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Alright.
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(SIGHS)
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Same way as it always happens
when you go bowling.
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You picked up
your bowling ball,
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you made your way
to the line.
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Then you realize
all eyes are on you.
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So, you decided to put somethin'
a little extra on the ball there
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just a little somethin'
extra on the ball there
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give it a little extra body,
as if you needed extra body.
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And then you let her go,
and before you knew it
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you were flat on your keister,
just lying there
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like a beached whale
waiting for someone
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to pull the cup out
of your mouth there, Ralph.
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Will you knock it off?
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Now look,
Alice will be here any minute.
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You gotta help me hide
the fact that I hurt my back.
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Uh, wouldn't it be easier
just to tell her what happened?
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"Wouldn't it be easier just
to tell her what happened?"
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Why don't I just wear
a sign on my back
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that says kick me hard?
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Not a good idea
with your back out, Ralph.
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Oh, you are nuts,
you know that, Norton?
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Now listen,
if you help me out tonight
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my back will be fine
in the mornin'
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and Alice will never know
I went bowlin'.
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Ralph, I'm glad you're here.
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I've been thinking
about the new refrigerator.
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Now, I'm not sure
how it's gonna look in the space
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the icebox out of the way
and put something over there
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that's the size of
the new refrigerator?
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Now?
Yeah, Ralph, now.
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You know, uh, Alice,
that is a terrific idea.
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Really sensational.
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What do they call, uh, uh,
inferior decorators.
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Alice, it's late.
We'll move the icebox
some other time.
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Is there some reason you
don't want to move the icebox?
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No, no reason.
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You want it moved,
we'll move it.
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(GRUNTS)
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Norton, how about giving me
a hand with this?
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Sure, Ralphie.
Ow!
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(GRUNTING)
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Argh! Argh!
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(GRUNTING)
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Alright, Norton,
help me pick this thing up.
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Okay. On three.
Ready, Ralph?
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One... Two...
What'd ya got in here?
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Will you get outta there?
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Three!
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(BONES CRACKING)
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Ow!
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Argh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Argh!
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(BANGING)
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Ooh!
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(GRUNTING)
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(BANGING)
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Argh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Is there something wrong
with your back, Ralph?
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No. Why would there be
something wrong with my back?
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Because you and me
was bowling--
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Will you knock it off?
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Listen, Alice, I can explain.
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Save your breath, Ralph.
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I know everything.
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stops in front of
the bowling alley.
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how Kramden threw his back out
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and almost rolled down
the alley with the ball.
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I'll be up at Trixie's
till I calm down.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I hate to, uh, rub salt
in your wound there, Ralph.
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Ow!
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But you should have known
that Alice's bus
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was gonna go by
the bowling alley there.
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I mean,
you are a bus driver, right?
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I mean, you gotta
use the ol' noodle.
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You are drivin' that bus there
right down 42nd Street
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right to Broadway, the guy
that sells the newspaper there--
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Will you knock it off?
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Hey, uh, your back looks
pretty bad there, Ralph.
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It is bad.
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Looks like you can hardly move.
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I can't move at all.
Not at all?
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I just told you,
I can't move at all!
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Alright then.
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Norton, what're you...
Norton, put that back!
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Norton! Ah! Norton!
I'm gonna murdelize you.
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Next day, Ralph's back was
so bad, he have to stay home
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the whole day
and listen to Alice yell at him.
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You see what I'm driving at?
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It has nothing
to do with real life.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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There is no way in the world
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that Jennifer is gonna find out
about that basketball game.
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Oh, hi, Jen.
Hi, Larry.
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to our apartment
instead of yours.
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Save your breath,
I know everything.
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Larry, you've lied to me for
the last time. Enjoy the game.
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave
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when first
we practice to conceive.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Cousin, you're crying.
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Balki, I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
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It's been a week,
Jennifer still won't talk to me.
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I've tried everything.
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I've sent her flowers,
candy, perfume.
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She just sends everything back.
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I'm beginning to think
it's all over between us.
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Oh, cousin, you're making
a mountain out of mohair.
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Come on,
Jennifer still loves you.
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She'll forgive you if you just
tell her you're sorry
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you were lying
and you'll never do it again.
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She'll never buy that.
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But, you know,
if I do something heroic
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to show how much I love her,
she'll have to forgive me.
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Cousin, that never works!
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Now, Ralph had
the same problem with Alice.
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She wasn't talking to him
251
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,434
after he lied about
the bowling incident
252
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,370
so instead of telling her
the truth
253
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,372
he got his friend, Norton,
that's the smart one
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to come down and help him
to, to appear to be a hero
255
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,110
so that
she would like him again.
256
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,085
Hello, Alice.
257
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,189
You havin' a good day, Alice?
258
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,357
You feelin' okay?
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00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,094
Trixie, please tell Ralph if he
really cared anything about me
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00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,997
he wouldn't have lied.
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00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,731
Alice says if you cared
anything about her
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00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,700
you wouldn't have lied.
263
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,203
Come on, Alice.
Give me a break.
264
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,239
It's been a week.
265
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,708
Trixie, tell Ralph
as far as I'm concerned
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00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,211
the suffering has barely begun.
267
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,483
Alice says--
I heard what Alice says.
268
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,187
You think I was the only guy
in the world
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00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,689
who ever lied to his wife?
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00:15:56,756 --> 00:16:01,461
Norton, you must have lied
to Trixie once or twice.
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00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,131
Well, uh, tell you
the truth there, Ralph, uh,
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in 13 years of marital bliss,
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00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,403
I, uh... I never yet once
lied to Trixie.
274
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,172
Ed said he once thought
about lying to me
275
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:16,743
but he felt so guilty
he bought me
276
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,347
Yeah, and I, uh, I wrote her
a little poem to go with it.
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00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:29,689
Roses are red,
violets are bluer,
278
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:35,095
can you ever forgive
your guy from the sewer?
279
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,467
How do you like that?
280
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,369
He's a poet, and he don't
even know that he is.
281
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:48,175
Alright. Alright.
282
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,914
What do you want me to do?
Say I'm sorry?
283
00:16:54,981 --> 00:17:01,688
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. Now, shut up!
284
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:13,032
You know, Ralph, the only thing
bigger than your mouth is your--
285
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,368
Don't say it, Alice!
286
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,673
Come on, Trixie,
let's go to a movie.
287
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,643
Okay. Bye, Ed.
288
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,083
I hope you choke
on your raisinets.
289
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,621
How do you like that?
290
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,559
Norton, this is killin' me.
291
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,429
I don't mind
the silent treatment
292
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,697
but Alice won't cook for me.
293
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,901
I have to get her
to forgive me.
294
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:53,306
I can't take another night of
eating beans out of the can!
295
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,642
I don't know, Ralph.
She seemed pretty steamed.
296
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,446
Hey, you, uh, you got a fork?
297
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,717
If I do something
to prove to Alice
298
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,554
how much I love her,
she'll have to forgive me.
299
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,622
Now, I got a plan,
but I'm gonna need your help.
300
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,958
I'm with you.
I'm with you 100%!
301
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:15,762
Alright, now you are gonna
have to disguise yourself
302
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,698
as a robber and then sneak in
here later tonight.
303
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,268
Now, it's real important
304
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,771
Don't worry, Ralph
305
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,406
and nobody knew it was me.
306
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,845
Hello, there.
307
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,417
I am a tomato.
308
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,554
You may think
I am a vegetable,
309
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,757
but I am really a fruit.
310
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,603
You're not a fruit, Norton,
you're a mental case!
311
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,309
Now, where was I?
312
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,876
Oh, yeah, alright.
313
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,513
Now after you break in here
and say you are a robber
314
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,682
you say that you want
Alice's wedding ring.
315
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,852
Now, I'll say that I would
rather die than give it to you.
316
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,854
You'll be so moved
by the depth of my love
317
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,557
that you'll leave
without Alice's wedding ring.
318
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,797
Ralph, I gotta tell you,
I'm touched.
319
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,635
You would rather die
than-than-than
320
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,603
let somebody have
Alice's wedding ring?
321
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,539
(SNIFFLES)
322
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:36,643
You sweet kid,
but it won't work.
323
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,546
No, you gotta wine her,
dine her, dance her.
324
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,281
(SCATTING)
325
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,616
Nah, that won't work.
326
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,719
(SNAPS FINGERS)
I got it. I'll help her dust.
327
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,924
Nah, why don't you
just buy her a fur coat?
328
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,927
Nah, that won't work.
329
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,866
Oh, I think she's got
a good point there, Ralph.
330
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,602
Ooh!
331
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,378
Alice!
332
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,713
What have you got to say
for yourself now, Ralph?
333
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,787
I got a big mouth!
334
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,658
Alice was so mad
at Ralph
335
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,660
that not only did
she not speak to him
336
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,830
for, for two weeks, but she make
him sleep on the fire escape.
337
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,499
(LAUGHING)
338
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,934
I love that show.
339
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,710
I should have known that someone
as wonderful as Jennifer
340
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:48,948
could never love somebody
as low and devious as me.
341
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,650
Oh, I think she could.
342
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,320
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
343
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,894
Larry, is this from you?
344
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:09,235
Well, uh--
Cousin, come on.
345
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,703
Who else would it be from?
346
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,472
Oh, Larry, when I saw
this little guy sitting
347
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,206
on my fire escape
with two tickets
348
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:18,578
to the ballet in his paws,
I knew I'd been too hard on you.
349
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:23,383
W-w-wait, Jennifer,
I didn't leave
350
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,752
that bear on the fire escape.
351
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,488
The person who did
is much nicer than I am
352
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:32,725
and I think I have a pretty good
idea who that person is.
353
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,433
Balki, was it you?
354
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,370
Well, I was just trying to help.
355
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,341
Oh!
Oh, oh!
356
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,643
Well, what was that for?
357
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,945
Well, Larry, you could have lied
and said the bear was from you
358
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,548
but you didn't.
You told the truth!
359
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,084
I did, didn't I?
360
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,555
I think we've had
a breakthrough here!
361
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,891
Well, this is cause
for celebration.
362
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,593
What do you say
we all go out to dinner tonight
363
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,094
at Antoine's Cajun Kitchen?
364
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,562
Oh, it's a wonderful idea.
365
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,464
Balki, you wanna call
and make us reservations
366
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,599
for four at 8:00?
367
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,066
Four at 8:00,
you got it!
368
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,779
(SCATTING)
369
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,383
(STERNLY)
Will you just make the call?
370
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:36,556
Baby, you're the greatest.
371
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,827
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
372
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,434
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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