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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's going
to stop me now
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(GROANS)
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I feel awful.
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Thank you.
You're welcome.
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Balki, I don't get it.
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Everyone in Chicago
has a cold except you.
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Why is that?
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Well, cousin, because
I drink lots of liquids
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and I get plenty of rest
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and I eat a regular diet
of vital animal organs.
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Now I told you last July,
I says, "Cousin, in six months
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"cold season will be here,
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I was a fool
not to listen to you.
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I guess I'll just have to make
do with this cold medicine.
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No, cousin, you don't need
that cold medicine.
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I told mama about your cold
and she's sending something
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that will cure you.
It should be here by 10:30.
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She sent it by overnight
blue-footed booby bird.
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Thank you.
You're... You're welcome.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Balki, there is no cure
for the common cold.
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Balki?
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(GASPS)
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for the common cold for years.
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They discovered cave drawings
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with pictures of prehistoric men
holding Kleenex.
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Yeah, I have a package
for Lar-why Ape-lee-toon.
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I'm Lar-why Ape-lee-toon.
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Oh, cousin, cousin!
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This is the cure
I was telling you about.
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(GASPS)
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Welcome to our home.
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My name is Balki and,
and this is my cousin, Larry.
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And Cousin Larry has a cold.
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Now, cousin, this cure is--
Balki, Balki...
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Balki.
No, but let me just say this--
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I don't want to hear
about your plant
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or the bird it flew in on.
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Well, you ungrateful
little postnasal drip.
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My mama climbed clear up
the north face of Mount Mypos
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to get this plant for you.
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And if you think that's easy
for an 82-year-old woman
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who just underwent
a total knee replacement,
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you've got another drink coming.
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Luckily for you,
this is the one time
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this century this plant blooms.
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And your cold will go away
the minute you eat
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this Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo
pod.
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Balki, this Popopoloupolo
Bippity-Boppity-Boo pod
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will not cure my--
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo pod.
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Popopoloupolo
Bippity-Boppity-Boo pod.
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Excuse me...
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Popopoloupolo. No...
Popopoloupolo pod.
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Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo pod.
Bippity-Boppity-Boo pod.
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Popopoloupolo
Bippity-Boppity-Boo.
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I just realized
what your problem is.
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You're Bippity-Boppity-Booing
instead of Poppiti-Pooping.
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You hear that?
This is how it is.
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Just not Boppity-Boppity,
Poppitipoo pod.
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Boppity-Boo...
Poppitipoo...
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Poppitipoo pod. Poppitipoo...
Bippity... Bippity...
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Forget Bippity.
Bippity Populous.
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Plosives. Plosives.
Bippity-boppity...
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Eat the pod!
Eat the pod! Eat the pod!
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Okay, give me the stupid po...
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Aa-ah...
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Oh!
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I can breathe
through my nose again!
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And my sore throat i-is gone.
And my eyes don't itch.
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And your breath is minty fresh.
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You're right!
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Well, my cold is gone!
I feel great!
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Well, of course you do!
Don't be ridiculous.
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You ate the
Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo pod.
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Balki, the
Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo pod
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has nothing to do
with how I feel.
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I took some
cold medicine earlier.
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Well, cousin, there are none so
blind as those who will not ski.
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The Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo pod
cured you.
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No, it didn't.
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Yes, it did.
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No, it didn't.
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BALKI: Yes, it did.
LARRY: No, it didn't.
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Yes, it did.
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Yes, it did.
No, it didn't.
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Yes, it did. Yes, it did.
No, it didn't.
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Yes, it did.
No, it didn't.
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No, it didn't.
Yes, it did. Yes...
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There's nothing
more stimulating
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than watching
stupid people argue.
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What were you arguing about
this time?
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If sheep should be
given the vote?
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No, Mr. Gorpley,
I gave Cousin Larry
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a Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo
pod from
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the Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo
plant and it cured his cold.
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No, it didn't. No, it didn't.
Yes, it did. Yes, it did.
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And... And he won't admit it.
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Although they all
voted the same way.
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(SNEEZING)
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I hate the cold season.
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Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo pods?
It'll cure your cold.
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Oh, I don't think so, Balki.
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The last time I ate something
from a wild plant I was awake
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for three days and everything
I looked at had a face on it.
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Lydia, do me a favor,
eat the pod and prove to Balki
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that it doesn't cure
the common cold.
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I'm desperate,
I'll try anything.
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My cold is gone!
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Well, this is incredible.
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If you find a cure
for water retention, call me!
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Give me one of those.
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Oh...
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It works.
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I feel great.
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I have never felt better
in my life.
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I think I'll go fire someone.
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Balki?
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Do you realize that this plant
is the cure for the common cold?
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Well, rub my chest
and call me Vicks.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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And this will make
the plant grow bigger?
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Uh, yes it will.
Now, I need a Tootsie Pop.
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That was for me, cousin.
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Inki...
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Binki...
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Dwap.
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Wa... Uh... That... That's it?
Just... Just three drops?
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It'll grow bigger
with just three drops?
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Yes, it will.
Now, cousin, don't be rude.
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This plant has a name,
and her name is Marge.
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With proper nurturing,
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which includes
talking to Marge
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and sometimes just listening
to what she has to say,
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in another six months this
little Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo
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plant could grow another
one or two inches.
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Couldn't you, Marge?
Couldn't you?
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Wait, one or two inches?
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Balki, we have here
the cure for the common cold.
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We should make it
grow a lot bigger.
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No, no, no, cousin, Marge has
to grow at her natural rate.
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Bad things happen when you alter
the delicate balance of nature.
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Nothing bad will happen.
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We alter the delicate balance
of nature all the time.
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Do you think Cheez-Whiz
is a natural phenomenon?
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Cousin, I'm not gonna give Marge
any more food and that's vinyl.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm sure
you're right about this.
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It's late. We have to
get up early. Good night.
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Cousin.
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What are you talking about?
It's only 8:00!
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Yeah, well, Balki,
time is relative.
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Cousin, I'm not tired.
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You're not tired?
No, I'm... I'm...
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(YAWNING)
I'm not at all tired.
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I've got laundry,
I've got homework.
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I've got Legos
all over the bedroom floor.
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(YAWNING)
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Good night.
Good night.
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(YAWNING)
But I am. Good night.
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Good night, Balki.
Nighty-night.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Oh, my Lord!
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I've got the cure
for the common cold!
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I can cure millions and millions
of dollars... People!
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Cousin! Cousin!
Come out here!
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What?
Look!
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I didn't do anything to it!
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Well, you must have done
something! Look at it!
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I didn't do anything to it. All
I-I just give it three little...
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You did this!
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Balki, the bigger the plant,
the more people
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we can cure
of the common cold!
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Is it wrong to want
people to feel good?
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No, I want people to feel good
too, but, cousin, this is bad.
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Nobody on Mypos ever made a
Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo plant
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any bigger and they must
have had a good reason.
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Wouldn't be the first time
people on Mypos
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Oh, really?
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They didn't have
a good reason for putting
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I have to put a stop to this.
A stop to this?
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You... You're gonna
put a stop to this.
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Ba-Balki, what are you doing?
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I'm gonna cut the
Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo plant
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back to its original size.
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I'll... I'll just
figure out some way
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to explain it
to the children.
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The children?
The little children.
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Little Billy,
who... Who'll catch a cold
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because you cut back
the plant.
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Little Billy, who'll have to
stay home from school
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and, and miss picture day
and have nothing
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to remind him
of the third grade.
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Remember the third grade?
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(LAUGHING)
Oh.
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I loved the third grade.
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I played the part
of Adam Cartwright
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in our school play.
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Cousin, little Billy
wouldn't miss that, would he?
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Oh, yes, he would.
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And, and soon little Billy
and little Kimberly
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and all the little children
will, will get colds. They'll...
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They'll have sore throats
and fevers and runny noses.
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(SOBBING)
Oh, cousin, I don't want them
to have runny noses.
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No, I know you don't.
I know you don't but they will.
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And pretty soon they...
They...
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They won't even call it
a cold anymore.
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And instead of saying,
"Mommy, I feel awful.
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"I have a terrible cold."
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They'll say,
"Mommy, I feel awful.
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"I have a terrible...
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"Balki."
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(SOBBING)
Oh, cousin.
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I don't want that to happen.
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I know you don't,
I know you don't.
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So just, just,
give me the scissors.
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Why don't you just give me
the scissors?
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Come on, let it go.
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Put 'em down on the counter.
Slide 'em over here, come on.
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Come on, you can...
Good, good! It's all right.
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It's all right. It's all right.
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It's all over.
Oh, God!
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How could I have been
so selfish?
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Oh, (STAMMERS)
I don't know, Balki.
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It's... It's not like you.
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(SOBBING)
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Come on, come on, come on.
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No, no, no, come on,
come on, come on.
245
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,918
I think you should just,
just go to your room
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00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,953
(STAMMERS) and do some
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some serious soul-searching.
248
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,995
You're welcome.
249
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,398
Come on, come on!
No, I, I just...
250
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,500
Come on, it's all right,
it's all over.
251
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:16,109
It's all over.
252
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,311
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
253
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,916
Oh, hi, come on in!
254
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,685
(BOTH SNEEZING)
255
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,157
I thought... I thought
you two had a flight
to London this morning.
256
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:33,260
Oh, we do but...
257
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:39,466
Something's different
in here. Don't tell me.
258
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,634
You re-upholstered the couch.
259
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,406
Larry, what is all this?
260
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,076
It's an amazing plant
from Mypos.
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00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,611
Well, you can tell us about it
when we get back from London.
262
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,980
We just need to borrow
some cold pills.
263
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,283
We're all out.
264
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,486
I've got something
that'll be even better.
265
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,123
(STAMMERS) It cured my cold
and Gorpley's and Lydia's.
266
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,392
Here, here. Trust me.
267
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:23,176
Larry, this is fantastic.
It works great.
268
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,412
You could market this
as a cold remedy.
269
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,880
Well, I haven't
thought of that.
270
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,283
Well, we better be going,
we're gonna miss our flight.
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00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,752
I feel much better, Larry,
thank you.
272
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,492
Their apartment looks great.
273
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,661
Mary Anne, the couch is the same
as it's always been.
274
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,731
Well, that's stupid.
275
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,200
Why did they re-upholster it
in the same material?
276
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,838
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
277
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,714
(SIGHING)
Still busy.
278
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,151
since she started watching
the Home Shopping Network.
279
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:09,389
How many pair of fuzzy slippers
does her pig need?
280
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,560
But don't worry, cousin,
it's important we find out
281
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,828
what the side effect
of making the plant big is.
282
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,297
So I'll keep trying.
283
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,999
Fine, you try to get
ahold of mama.
284
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,302
I've got an appointment
with the vice president
285
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,205
of Danforth Pharmaceuticals.
286
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,207
Cousin, you don't know
anything about farming.
287
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,710
It's a drug company.
288
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:38,318
No, Balki, I'm not buying drugs.
I'm selling them.
289
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,620
Oh, cousin,
it's worse than I thought!
290
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,757
Balki, Balki, Balki.
Try to follow what I'm saying.
291
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,428
Danforth Pharmaceuticals is
a company that makes medicine
292
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,498
and they are very excited
about the plant.
293
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,600
I've got an appointment
with them in half an hour.
294
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,502
And when they see
what these pods can do
295
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,405
they are going
to give us money.
296
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,507
They are going to give us
6% of gross profits
297
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,376
or $50 million annually,
whichever is greater.
298
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,215
And best of all,
I am going to be so rich,
299
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,250
I'll be able to hire
a man full time
300
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,352
just to explain things to you.
301
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,357
Cousin, cousin...
302
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,892
Please don't do this.
303
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,329
Balki, the FDA will test it
before they sell it.
304
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,830
Everything will be fine.
305
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,065
Cousin, I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
306
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,901
But this is my plant and I'm not
going to let you sell it.
307
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,340
It is your plant?
308
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,907
That's right, it is my plant.
309
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,578
It came from my home
and it was sent here by my mama.
310
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,248
That's true, that's true!
311
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,717
But who did your mama
send the plant to?
312
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,789
Who was the package
addressed to?
313
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,825
Who's name was
on the package, hmm?
314
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,297
Larry Appleton.
315
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,666
That's right.
That's right.
316
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,303
The plant belongs
to Larry Appleton.
317
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,172
And you opened a package
that was addressed to me
318
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:11,043
which is
a direct violation
319
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,745
Oh, shut up!
320
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:19,118
Fine, I am off
to Danforth Pharmaceuticals
321
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,953
to get our fortune.
322
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,533
Larry, if you don't have a cure
for this you're a dead man!
323
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,503
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
324
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,410
MRS. BARTOKOMOUS:
Balki!
325
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,613
(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
326
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,115
Oh, Mama says that
a few days after eating
327
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,151
the Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo pod
from the oversized plant
328
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:55,455
the facial hair disappears
and the cold comes back again.
329
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,657
(ALL SNEEZING)
330
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,695
But I ate a pod
from the small plant.
331
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,898
Why do I have a cold again?
332
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,935
Well, maybe you're not getting
enough vitamin C.
333
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,872
I've heard a good source
of vitamin C is vitamin C pills.
334
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,010
MRS. BARTOKOMOUS:
Balki!
335
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,012
(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
336
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,618
Oh. Mama says that back in 1307
337
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,520
they had a really cold winter
338
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,156
and they grew the
Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo pods
339
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,324
really big.
340
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,425
MRS. BARTOKOMOUS:
Balki!
341
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,727
(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
342
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,533
Mama says that they chewed the
Popopoloupolo-Poppitipoo pods
343
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,269
until spring
and to this day Mypiot women
344
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,705
still have mustaches.
345
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:49,075
To be frank, I thought the
mustache made you look
346
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,010
rather sexy.
347
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,146
MRS. BARTOKOMOUS:
Balki!
348
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,115
(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
349
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,817
Okay, okay, okay.
350
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,919
Uh, bye-bye, babe.
351
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:06,826
I was so close to being so rich.
352
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,962
Cousin, in another 100 years
the plant will bloom again
353
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:13,032
and you'll be rich
and probably dead.
354
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,770
Larry, I love you
even though you aren't rich.
355
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,774
Of course, if you were rich
it would be better.
356
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,948
(BOTH SNEEZING)
357
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:32,051
Cousin, you've got to learn
that money isn't everything.
358
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,087
In fact, if you have your
health, you've got everything.
359
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:36,589
(SNEEZING)
360
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,828
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
361
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,869
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