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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Washington, Washington,
Washington.
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Lincoln, Lincoln, bo-bincon,
banana-fanna, fo-finkin.
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Me-my mo-mincon, Lincoln.
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Hi, Balki.
Cousin! Cousin!
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How much? Five dollars?
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Ten dollars?
Well, I don't know.
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Oh, my Lord!
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Where did you find it?
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Well, it's an interesting story.
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I found it at Sixth and Main
behind the abandoned building
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that used to be the headquarters
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of the International
Lambada Association.
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I never did figure out
why that dance never caught on.
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It was so sort of, so sort of...
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So primal, so deep-seated.
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And the best part was,
you didn't have to wear a shirt.
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So at the end of the night,
you didn't have them
sticky pittys.
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Balki!
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Was there a name on the box?
No.
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Was there anyone around
when you found the box?
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No.
So there was no name.
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No one was around,
there's no way
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to identify the rightful owner?
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No, no and no.
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You are a genius.
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We are rich.
Ow!
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Cousin, aren't you
forgetting something?
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Yes, yes, technically,
technically you are rich.
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But you're gonna share,
aren't you?
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I mean, after all,
we are family.
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We're close.
What's yours is mine.
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Cousin, listen to me.
We share everything.
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Cousin, I'm going to return
the money to its rightful owner.
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Well, of course we'll try
to find the rightful owner.
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But I gotta warn you, Balki.
It's not gonna be easy.
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Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
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But I think it might be easier
with this newspaper ad I wrote.
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"I found a big box of money.
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"I live at 711, Caldwell.
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"Apartment 209.
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"Please come
and get the money."
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Well, Balki, you found
the money, you wrote the ad.
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I can't let you do everything.
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I'll take care of this.
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Oh, cousin,
you're too good to me.
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I know.
Oh!
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Bartokomous, I can't tell you
how upset I was
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when I lost that money.
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If you hadn't mentioned at work
that you found it
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I don't know
what I would have done.
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Oh, Mr. Gorpley,
I'm so relieved to find out
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that the money's going to go
to its rightful owner.
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It, it would have been
terrible--
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Give me the box.
Okay.
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Here you are, Mr. Gorpley.
No.
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(PANTING)
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Too much caffeine?
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Balki, what are you doing?
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Well, cousin, you're not
going to believe this
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but out of all the millions
of people that live in Chicago
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this money belongs
to our own Mr. Gorpley.
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You're right.
I don't believe it.
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What? Just stay
out of this, Appleton.
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But, but, cousin, cousin,
this is Mr. Gorpley's money
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that he was saving
for his mother's operation.
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There is no operation
and Gorpley never had a mother.
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Mr. Gorpley, is this true?
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You never had a mother?
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Does this mean you have
no belly button?
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All right,
all right, all right.
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You win.
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We'll split the money
three ways.
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I got a better idea. Get out.
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How about 80/20?
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Goodbye!
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(PANTING)
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You see that, Balki?
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That is what greed
can do to a person.
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Disgusting!
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I'll say.
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There are a lot of
dishonest people out there
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who would love to get
their hands on this money.
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And that is why we have
to be very, very careful.
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That is why I'm gonna take
this money to the police.
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The police? No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Why not, cousin?
Why not?
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Well, uh, well, uh, uh...
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There's about fifty thousand
dollars in this box?
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That is correct.
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I never thought of that.
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I know you never
thought of that.
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But the police will
think of that.
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And when you take this money
to them, they'll say
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"What happened to the other
fifty thousand dollars?"
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And what will you say?
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Uh, I, I just tell them that,
that this, this is
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is all the money that,
that I, I found and
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and somebody else must have
find the rest of it.
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Oh, oh! And you expect them
to believe that?
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Well, I, I pray they will.
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Well, they won't.
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They won't.
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They'll want the other
fifty thousand dollars.
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Now, do you have
that kind of money?
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No, I--
Do you?
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No, I--
Do you?
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I don't have
that kind of money.
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Well, then the police
will have no choice
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but to send you to prison.
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(PANTING)
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Do you want
to go to prison?
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No! I don't want
to go to prison.
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Do you want to go to prison?
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No, I don't want
to go to prison.
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No, I don't want to take
this money to the police.
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You'll have to go to prison.
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Are you sure? Are you sure?
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No! Please! Please! Please!
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Don't make me take
the money to the police.
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(PANTING)
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All right!
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(SOBBING)
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All right, we won't
take the money to the police.
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Thank you!
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You're welcome.
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You better safeguard this.
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We'll just do
what the police would do.
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We'll keep the money
in a safe deposit box
for 30 days.
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And if the rightful owner
doesn't claim it
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it will be ours.
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We get it. All of it.
Every cent.
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then we give it to him, right?
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We'll cross that bridge
when we come to it.
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Wait, no, no. No, you don't.
Excuse me, excuse me--
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The important thing is
we kept you out of prison.
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Oh, God!
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Cousin, it's been 29 days
since I found the money
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and we still haven't found
the rightful owner.
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And I'm just sick thinking that
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we may never find
the rightful owner.
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I know.
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I'm sick about it, too.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Cousin, this could be the one.
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Keep your eyes crossed.
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I've come to claim the box.
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Oh, please, please come in.
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Come in.
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(PANTING)
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Uh, could you,
could you identify it?
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Yes, it was
a green cardboard box
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about this size
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and it was filled with money.
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Lots and lots of money.
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My money.
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For the last time,
you are not getting the money.
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Now, beat it!
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Tell you what.
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Goodbye.
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Cousin, am I alone here
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or is that man a dead ringer
for Mr. Gorpley?
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You're alone here.
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the rightful owner
of that money.
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We're going to have
to accept the sad fact
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that in 24 hours,
that money will be ours.
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I'm sorry.
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Cousin, we have one more
person we have to see.
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I really liked the sound
of his voice on the phone.
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I, I have
a good feeling about him.
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Balki, all we've seen
so far have been
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fakes, phonies and impostors.
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I doubt this guy's gonna be
any different.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Go ahead, Balki.
Let the next liar in.
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Hello, I'm Father Killion.
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I've come to talk
about the box you've found.
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I'm hoping it's the box I lost.
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Well, please, come in
and sit down.
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I know it's a long shot.
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But I've looked everywhere
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and by some miracle,
I came across your ad
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in a copy of Stockyard
and Slaughterhouse monthly.
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Cousin, I thought you were going
to put the ad in a newspaper.
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The Stockyard
and Slaughterhouse
monthly is a newspaper.
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All right, padre!
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How do I know you're a priest?
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How many books
in the Old Testament
begin with S?
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You don't know, do you?
Do you? You have no idea.
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Cousin! Please, stop it!
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This is a man
of the loincloth.
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I'm Balki Bartokomous.
I'm the one who found the box.
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I'm so happy that you did.
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You see, our parish was having
a festival to raise money
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for our orphanage
and I lost the box.
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Orphanage?
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You know, we have heard some
pretty low, devious stories.
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But yours takes the cake.
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If I could just see the box
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I could tell you
if it's mine or not.
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Well, it's not gonna be
that easy.
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Why don't you describe
your lost box?
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Well, it was a small,
green cardboard box
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about two feet by three feet.
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And it had fifty thousand,
two hundred
and thirty four dollars
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in cash, that was wrapped
with red rubber bands.
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Oh, and two dollars and
seventy-three cents in change
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in a small velvet bag
in one corner of the box.
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What color was the velvet bag?
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Blue.
There's a million blues.
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What kind of blue?
Light blue? Dark blue?
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Periwinkle.
He's guessing.
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Cousin, would you please?
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Have you taken
leave of your sinuses?
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I think we've found
the rightful owner.
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Yeah, great.
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I am so relieved...
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...because we'll lose
the orphanage
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with that final payment.
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Well, uh, Father Killion
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we have your money
in a safe deposit box.
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And we'll just, uh,
get to the bank
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and get the money to you
before five o'clock.
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You're fine, good young men
and I can't thank you enough.
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I'm sure you must be
disappointed
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But I assure you,
you will be richly rewarded.
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I'll be back later
this afternoon.
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Did you hear that, Balki?
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We are going to be
richly rewarded.
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Yeah, that, too. So...
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How much do you think
the reward will be, huh?
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Figure a minimum
of ten percent.
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That means
five thousand dollars.
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I'll just get the key
to the safety deposit box
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and we'll go to the bank.
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Oh, boy. What a day, huh?
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00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,438
I mean, we saved an orphanage.
253
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,773
Can you imagine?
I can just see it.
254
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,742
Someday down the line, they...
255
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,344
...they put up a plaque to us.
256
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:08,248
"This orphanage saved by
Balki and Cousin Larry."
257
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:12,519
Oh! It's just...
I... It's just...
258
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,287
Balki?
Yeah?
259
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,890
I can't find the suit
I put the key in.
260
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,293
Suit?
261
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,063
Yes.
262
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,465
Not the blue pin-striped suit
263
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,500
with the clam sauce
on the lapel?
264
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,437
Yes. Yes, that's the one.
265
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,973
Where is it?
266
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,109
I haven't seen it.
267
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,495
No! No! No. No, no, no!
268
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,065
You, you wouldn't hurt
a man with a lamb, would you?
269
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,203
Oh, he's a sweet little lamb.
Just a sweetie.
270
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,038
Just a sweet little lamb, yes.
271
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,174
Where is it?
272
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,909
I, I donated it to
the Good Neighbor Thrift Shop.
273
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,544
No!
Yes.
274
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,024
Hello? Is this
the Good Neighbor Thrift Shop?
275
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,393
Well, this is Balki
Bartokomous and I...
276
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,861
Yes, yes! I'm the one
who hugged you.
277
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,730
Did you ever
get rid of that cold?
278
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,732
Well, I told you,
you got to bulk up on the C
279
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:36,103
and the garlic tabs.
280
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,504
Cousin, I'm just trying
to be polite.
281
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:46,913
Ask him.
It's a her.
282
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,749
Hello? No, no, it's nothing.
283
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,584
The cat had a hairball.
284
00:15:55,622 --> 00:16:00,360
Anyway, eh, the suit was
a blue pin-striped suit.
285
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:04,164
Yes! Yes, the, the pants were
a little on the short side.
286
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,035
Well, find out where it is.
Okay.
287
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,370
Hello? Uh-huh.
288
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:14,707
Uh-huh. Oh, uh-huh.
289
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:19,146
Well, okay. Thank you very much
and take care of that cold.
290
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,880
Cousin, good news.
I know where your suit is.
291
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,283
Where?
Mr. Wilson is wearing it.
292
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,619
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Where is he?
293
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,155
Beakman's Funeral Home.
294
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,190
He's being buried
this afternoon.
295
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,365
(ORGAN MUSIC)
296
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,410
Get the key.
297
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,047
(SOBBING)
298
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,819
Get the key. It's in
the inside breast pocket.
299
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:05,158
Are you sure?
300
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,827
Ladies and gentlemen,
would you please
take your seats?
301
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,529
We are about to begin.
302
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,464
Did you get it?
No.
303
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,871
Cousin, why we don't just
tell the family the truth
304
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,707
and get the key?
305
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,008
Oh, good idea, Balki.
306
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:28,148
I'll just save
my condolences.
307
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,351
Family, friends.
308
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,886
We are here today
to mourn the passing
309
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:37,257
of, of, of, uh...
310
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,127
(SOBBING AND SNIFFLING)
311
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,628
...Fred Wilson.
312
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,765
(SOBBING)
313
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:49,802
Oh, oh, oh.
No, no, no, don't cry.
314
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,872
Don't cry. I, I know just
what you're going through.
315
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:56,276
On Mypos, when we're grieving,
we make a mud sculpture
316
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,811
of the deceased
and by the time the rains come
317
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,481
we've pretty much gotten it
out of our systems.
318
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,217
Look at them.
319
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,085
They don't care about him.
320
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,887
That's his ex-wife.
321
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,190
She sold all his clothes.
322
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,592
Fred had style and class.
323
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,628
He wouldn't be caught dead
in a suit like that.
324
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:21,701
And we will all miss him
in our own personal way.
325
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,404
You were a friend
of Mr. Wilson's?
326
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,739
Oh, I was more than a friend.
327
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,107
I was his paralegal
328
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:31,344
his financial adviser,
his masseuse.
329
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,015
(BLOWING NOSE)
330
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,750
It sounds like
you were very close.
331
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,720
Yeah. Oh, and you are?
Oh, I am Balki.
332
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,723
Oh!
And this is my cousin Larry.
333
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,726
A pleasure. Uh, were you
friends of Fred's?
334
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,128
I never met him.
We were friends. I...
335
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:52,465
I'd give him
the clothes off my back.
336
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,000
Aw!
337
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,035
Before we end the service,
338
00:18:56,102 --> 00:19:00,273
would anyone like to say a few
kind words about Mr. Wilson?
339
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,513
Well, if no one has
anything to say
340
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,781
that will conclude the service.
341
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,683
(ORGAN MUSIC)
342
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,853
No.
343
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,160
I'd like to say
a few words about Ted.
344
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,729
Fred!
Fred!
345
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,571
Oh, your muscles
are so tense.
346
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,406
Uh, I could
help you with that.
347
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,676
Does this tension come from
the stress of a high paying job?
348
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,548
Fred was...
349
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,218
...a hard man to know.
350
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,623
Not many people knew Fred...
351
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:57,930
...like me.
352
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,833
Well, Fred knew, well...
353
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:10,643
All I know is Fred is gone
and we will miss him.
354
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,745
(SOBBING)
355
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,682
Oh!
356
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,424
I think it's safe
to say that...
357
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,731
...longer than I did.
358
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,802
But does that mean that...
359
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,244
Yes! The key.
360
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:49,282
The key
to understanding Fred...
361
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:55,655
...is in the...
Pockets of his soul.
362
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,895
Let us bow our heads
in a moment of silence
363
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,797
in honor of Mr. Wilson.
364
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,269
Balki, let's go.
Oh, no, cousin.
365
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,572
I... I can't leave now.
366
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:16,108
This woman is giving
new meaning to the phrase...
367
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,810
(MOANS)
368
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,649
We are leaving, now!
Ah!
369
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,751
Sorry, gotta run.
370
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,553
We're blocking the hearse.
371
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,129
I have just enough time
to get this to the bank
372
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,431
and make that payment.
373
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:41,233
You've made many orphans
very happy.
374
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,469
Oh, Father Killion!
375
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,571
I baked some cookies
for the orphans.
376
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,707
Oh, thank you.
You know, Father.
377
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,443
Uh, uh, aren't, aren't you
forgetting something?
378
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:54,146
I believe you said
we would be richly rewarded.
379
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:57,684
Well, I was speaking
in terms of spiritual reward.
380
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,827
Spiritual reward?
381
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:10,363
I robbed a dead man
to get that money.
382
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,032
Cousin, we saved
an orphanage.
383
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,367
Don't you feel good?
384
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,835
Yeah, I guess.
385
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,706
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
386
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,650
I'm here about the money.
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