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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter
what the odds are this time
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Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's going
to stop me now
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Cousin, are you ready to go?
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I thought we might have dinner
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I heard great things
about their Moo Shu fettuccini.
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Well, no time today, Balki,
I'm busy researching
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a series we're doing
on mass murders.
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It's really fascinating stuff.
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I've discovered
that average people
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can turn out to be murderers.
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Could be the man
in the barbershop
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with the little moustache.
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with the high-powered rifle.
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Yes, it could.
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Balki, I need to
finish this research,
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so, if you'll excuse me?
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Okay, cousin.
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Bye.
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"Mabel Alice Stallings,
as she is escorted into court
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"under heavy security
to stand trial for murder."
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Oh, my Lord!
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It's Mary Anne!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Larry, it has to
be a mistake.
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Jennifer, face the facts.
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The woman you share an apartment
with is a homicidal psychopath.
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Larry, you've got to
stop watching
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America's Most Wanted.
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Mary Anne is my best friend.
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I think I would know
if she were a mass murderer.
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Well, I don't think
that's something you share
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even with your best friend.
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Jennifer, you can't
deny the facts. Fact!
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Mary Anne's picture
is in the archives. Fact!
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When someone changes
their identity
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Mabel Alice Stallings,
Mary Anne Spencer.
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Same initials, MAS! Fact!
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Hi, cousin! Hi, Jennifer.
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Balki?
Yeah?
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Because the refrigerator
almost killed me.
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Well, Balki, why do you
have any appliances
strapped to your back?
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I'm training, cousin.
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I'm building up
the old ham things.
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Mary Anne and I are going to
Mount Whitefish this weekend.
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We're going to climb
Needlenose Peak.
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Jennifer and I are
dealing with something
very important,
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so could you please
do this somewhere else?
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Sure, cousin,
I could do it over here.
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No.
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LARRY: No!
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Cousin, the stairs
are not really a challenge.
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And Mrs. Schlegelmilch
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don't need her TV back
until Nightline.
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Go now.
Okay!
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Now where was I?
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Right.
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Fact!
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Mary Anne
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is gonna spend
the weekend alone
with Balki?
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I can't let him go.
Oh, Larry!
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Would you listen
to yourself?
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We grew up together,
we went to school together.
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We're inseparable.
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Really? You've never
been apart?
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Well, uh, we did lose touch
for a couple of years.
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Ah-ha! And would that be
between '84 and '85?
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(STAMMERS) Well, yes.
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Fact!
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All the murders
were committed
in 1984 and 1985.
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Larry, it's just
a coincidence.
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No, well, did she
ever tell you
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what she was doing during
those years you were apart?
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She calls it
her "Dark years."
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Well, that has a nicer ring
than "My murdering,
psychotic years".
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Uh, okay, wait, wait.
Explain this to me.
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If Mary Anne is this
Mabel Alice Stallings,
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why isn't she in jail?
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Because I found out
she was acquitted.
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They never found the body.
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In fact, she was tried
for murder four times
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and none of the bodies
have ever been found.
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Larry, I'm going upstairs
to wait for Mary Anne
to come home.
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No, no. You can't do that.
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Larry, I'm going.
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and we'll clear this
whole thing up, okay?
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Okay.
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But whatever you do,
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don't call her "Mabel."
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Cousin, cousin.
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Look, look what
I got Mary Anne.
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I bought her this
because she was complaining
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that she didn't have
a good camping hatchet.
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No! No hatchet!
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Mary Anne said
she needed a hatchet
that was razor sharp.
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So you went out
and got it for her?
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What is the matter with you?
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Are you out of your mind?
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Don't you see
what's going on here?
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All I see is a man
with tremendous mood swings.
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I mean, first you're up,
then you're down,
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then you're over here,
then you're over there.
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Is something bothering you?
(STAMMERS) Yes...
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Yes!
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Something is bothering me.
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Balki, listen.
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Suppose someone
who is close to you,
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someone you thought
you knew really well
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did a hideous,
horrible thing.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hi, Balki! Hi, Larry!
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Oh, Balki, is this
my camping hatchet?
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Yeah.
It's perfect.
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Where's Jennifer?
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Oh, she's gone.
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What do you mean, "Gone"?
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She was called to fill in
on a flight to Hong Kong.
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I believe you.
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You have no reason to lie to me.
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Gotta run.
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Thanks.
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Balki! Mary Anne
killed Jennifer.
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What?
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Don't you understand?
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Mary Anne is a mass murderer.
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Now, cousin, it's one thing
to call her a lousy bowler,
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but now you've gone too far.
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I've gotta call the police.
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Cousin, are you
out of your mind?
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Mary Anne
didn't kill Jennifer.
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Jennifer's on her way
to Hong Kong,
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and the police are too busy
for you to send on
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some wild moose chase.
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(PANTING)
Balki...
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I have proof
that Mary Anne
is a murderer.
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Look!
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That's a very nice
picture of Mary Anne.
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Read the caption.
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"Mabel Alice Stallings
as she is escorted into court
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"under heavy security
to stand trial for murder."
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(STAMMERS) Mabel Alice Stallings
is a dead ringer for Mary Anne.
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Now what are the chances
of that happening?
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One in a dozen?
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Balki, if you
go on this trip
with Mary Anne,
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she'll kill you
just like she
killed Jennifer.
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(CRYING) I never even had
a chance to say goodbye.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello! Jennifer! Jennifer?
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It's Jennifer.
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Yeah, yeah, all right,
all right, listen,
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just cough once if Mary Anne
is making you say this.
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(STAMMERING) It's all right,
I'll stop acting like this.
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Uh, uh...
h-huh, uh-huh...
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No, I understand.
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You don't wanna marry
a crazy man.
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Yeah, I'll talk to you
when you get back.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Bye-bye.
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That was Jennifer?
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Yeah.
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She was calling
from the airport.
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Hong Kong!
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Hong Kong.
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I'm sorry.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Well, um, if you'll
excuse me, cousin,
I, uh...
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I've got a camping trip
to pack for, but... But, hey,
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now that you've solved
the Jennifer murder,
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maybe you can figure out
who killed Laura Palmer.
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LARRY: I am so embarrassed.
I made a complete fool
out of myself.
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Running around saying that
someone as sweet as Mary Anne
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killed four men and Jennifer.
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Well, I'm sure there's
a logical explanation
for this picture.
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There is.
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Mary Anne is a mass murderer.
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What?
Larry, look at the facts.
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The picture,
the "Dark years,"
the hatchet.
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(STAMMERS) But Jennifer's
alive and in Hong Kong.
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Of course she's in Hong Kong.
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So she won't be
a witness to the murder.
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You do not have to be Columbo
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to figure out
what's going on
around here.
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Well, I can't let Balki
go on that trip with Mary Anne.
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If you do, he's a dead man.
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Mr. Gorpley, where's Balki?
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Oh, he's on his way
to some mountain.
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What?
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Oh, he said he was
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going away for the weekend.
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I told him to take
the rest of the day off
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and get an early start.
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Wait a minute... I was nice,
and I got nothing out of it.
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I just hope it's not too late.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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How ya doin', Balki?
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Uh...
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Well, I'm stuck.
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My feet hurt.
And...
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And I just dropped
my water bottle.
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This is fun!
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Don't worry, I'll throw down
a rope to help you.
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(PANTING)
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Hold it right
there, Mabel.
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Huh, Larry!
What are you doing here?
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And who's Mabel?
Oh, please!
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I know all about you.
You may be good,
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but not good enough
to outsmart Larry Appleton.
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Now where's Balki?
Balki's stuck.
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And I was just about to throw
this rope down to help him.
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Nice try, Mabel.
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Larry, what are you doing?
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I'm making sure
that you don't get away.
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And then,
I am going to save Balki.
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(LARRY GRUNTING)
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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I think I speak for Jennifer
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when I say you are
out of the wedding!
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Balki, hang on.
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It won't be long now!
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Tie first, then throw,
tie first, then throw.
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Uh, Larry,
that's not a good idea.
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Oh, and I suppose murdering
my best friend is a good idea?
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No. That's not
a good idea, either.
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(PANTING) Hang on,
Balki. Hang on.
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I'm coming.
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(GRUNTING)
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Ain't no mountain
high enough
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Nothing can keep me
Keep me from you
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(HUMMING)
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Hi, cousin.
Glad you could drop in.
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Where do I come up
with them?
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(GASPS)
LARRY: Oh!
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Balki, thank God you're safe.
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Cousin, I'm fine,
but... But you seem
a little bit upset.
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You seem like a person
who's at the end of his rope.
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(LAUGHS)
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Where do I come up with them?
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All right, Balki,
there's no time for jokes.
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I've come here to save you.
Now here, grab this rope.
256
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,233
Okay, cousin,
I have a question.
Is this rope secure?
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00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,402
Because Mary Anne always said
that one of the first rules
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of rock climbing
is to make sure
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that your lifeline
is anchored safely.
260
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:44,444
Balki, when Larry Appleton
ties a knot, it stays tied.
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(SCREAMING)
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00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:53,053
Cousin, cousin...
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I got you. I got you.
I got you. I got you.
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I got you. I got you.
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(GRUNTS)
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Cousin, we're not trapped.
267
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,267
We'll just ask her
to throw a rope down.
Mary Anne?
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00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,935
It's gonna be tough
for her to do.
269
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,138
Why?
I tied her up.
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00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,474
Why did you do that?
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I tied her up because
she's trying to kill you.
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Cousin, I told you once,
I told you twice.
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I told you two times.
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00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,784
Mary Anne is not
trying to kill me.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Cousin! Cousin!
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Good. Good.
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00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:41,234
Now, cousin, whatever you do,
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don't even think
about falling down
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00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,140
because if you fall,
you're gonna have
plenty of time
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00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,742
to think about it
on the way down.
282
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,315
Now, I gotta get over there,
so just let me through.
283
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,716
I gotta get through.
Okay?
Okay. Okay.
284
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,418
Okay?
All right. All right.
285
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,120
I gotta get through.
Okay.
286
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,556
I gotta get through.
What?
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00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,025
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go behind you.
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00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,794
Okay, okay, all right,
all right, all right.
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00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,930
Be careful. Be careful.
Okay, all right.
290
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,399
Okay, go ahead, go head.
Okay. Okay.
291
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,567
Be careful, careful.
Here comes the leg.
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The leg. The leg.
Got it.
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Okay. Okay.
Go ahead.
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00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,341
Okay. Steady.
Ugh!
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00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,810
Oh! Okay, okay.
Careful. Okay.
296
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,312
Okay, okay, all right.
297
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,415
(GRUNTS)
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Oh... Oh, no. Oh, no!
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Eye contact? Good.
300
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,459
(GRUNTING)
301
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,031
(SIGHS)
302
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,234
(BOTH SCREAMING)
303
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,270
BOTH: Eye contact! Eye contact!
304
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,172
Eye contact! Eye contact!
305
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,244
Good! Good!
306
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,612
Now, cousin, I'm...
307
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,181
(WHIMPERING)
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00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,651
I'm coming down.
I'm coming down.
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00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,952
LARRY: Come on, come on.
Okay!
310
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,554
Come on.
Aah!
311
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,757
Now, I wanna...
I wanna get over there.
312
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,360
No, stay over there.
I wanna get over there.
313
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,862
I don't feel safe over here!
314
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,298
My ledge!
Okay, okay.
315
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,899
Okay. It's cool.
Hmm, okay, okay!
316
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,434
Good, okay. Okay.
All right, come on, come on.
317
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,770
I'm feel it touch. I feel...
Come on.
318
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LARRY: Okay. Okay. Come on.
Okay. Okay.
319
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Come on. Careful.
Okay. Oh!
320
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Careful! Careful!
Ugh! Ugh!
321
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:32,212
(SCREAMING)
322
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,846
What is it? What is it?
Chest hair!
323
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,448
Chest hair! Chest hair!
324
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,654
(BOTH SIGHING)
325
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,692
Balki! Larry!
326
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:50,397
I tied the rope to a big tree.
It's safe to climb up.
327
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,365
Balki, it's a trap.
How did she get loose?
328
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,767
Mary Anne,
how you did get loose?
329
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,904
Oh, Larry couldn't tie a knot
if his life depended on it.
330
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,875
Would you like to go first?
331
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,811
If we grab onto that rope
and try to climb up,
332
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,546
she'll let go and we'll
hit the ground so hard
333
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,147
they'll take us home
in a pizza box!
334
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,116
Well, I trust
Mary Anne and...
335
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,551
And I'm gonna climb up
this rope.
336
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,720
Now, Mary Anne wouldn't
do anything to harm
337
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,789
either one of us, so I...
I'm gonna climb up this rope,
338
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:20,493
and if you wanna stay here,
then you sue yourself.
339
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,871
Mary Anne, I'm coming.
340
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,507
Do we have any of those
tuna sandwiches left?
341
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,612
(STAMMERS) Well, I'll be fine.
342
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,382
I'll take my chances
climbing down.
343
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,198
Balki?
344
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,834
Oh, Balki?
345
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,637
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
346
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,378
JENNIFER:
I'm sure Mary Anne
can solve this mystery.
347
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,414
You see, they got
the captions on these
two pictures mixed up.
348
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:19,118
This is a picture of me
349
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,120
Wait a minute,
is that Tim Dark?
350
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,955
I used to date him.
351
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,094
Well, after you
and Tim broke up,
352
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,896
we went out for two years.
353
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,368
I was afraid
you might get mad,
354
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,437
so I never showed you
that picture.
355
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:49,649
I guess these are
the Bartokomous years.
356
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:52,885
Well...
357
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,890
I guess I owe
everybody an apology.
358
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:01,294
Should I do 'em one
at a time or all together?
359
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,229
Well, when he
embarrasses us,
360
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,632
it's usually a group apology,
361
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,167
but when he lies,
it's mostly individual.
362
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,736
True.
363
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,238
Then there was
the time we got
those gift certificates.
364
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:15,875
Oh, yeah!
365
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,344
Individual.
366
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,582
Mary Anne,
367
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,885
I'm sorry I thought
you were a homicidal maniac
368
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,856
who killed my fiance
369
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,625
and was going to kill
my best friend.
370
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,661
Oh, that's okay, Larry.
371
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,168
Balki, I'm sorry,
I almost got you killed
372
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,103
on the side of the mountain.
373
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:47,306
Oh, come on,
don't worry
about it, cousin.
374
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:50,510
I'm just sorry that forest
ranger had to see you cry.
375
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,047
Jennifer, I'm sorry
for making you feel
376
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:58,317
like you're engaged
to a crazy man.
377
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,353
Well, Larry, I'm flattered
378
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,889
that you were
so concerned about me,
379
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:06,058
but frightened by how quickly
you lose touch with reality.
380
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,297
(STAMMERS) I promise
it won't happen again.
381
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,266
And now what do you say,
we all go out
382
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,669
and have a nice, quiet dinner?
383
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:18,871
Okay!
Okay!
384
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,407
Okay.
385
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,314
This isn't over, Appleton.
386
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:31,017
I'd sleep with
one eye open
if I were you.
387
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,786
(INTENSE MUSIC)
388
00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:36,923
ALL: Got ya!
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