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In a relationship

Xue Changan is just an accident

We are not in the phase of

Talking about getting married

You only want to find yourself a retreat

What

There're plenty of reasons to get married

Only one reason not to

Don't want get married

And I'm not a married-type guy

Xue Changan hasn't been born yet

The trouble he made is still unsolved

Why mess things up again

Sounds untenable

But hard to repute

I found your brain has evolved

You're having a good memory

You know everything in the world

But not very helpful when talking about relationships

If I have a long life

And have my brain evolved

And at the same time know what love is

To manipulate people

I'll be evolving into a new species

From super human

What

God

So man is always flawless in someway

That's reasonable

Hi hot girls, what do you think of my dress

It's not like going on a date

It's like doing a performance at the grand theatre

Too gaudy

Wait for me

There's some problem with this guy, too

Extremes meet

All these rivets

You're gonna hurt your date

Ugly, next

A lot of women like lazy pretty guys

They want to protect those guys

Protect me from hurting

That's too informal

Like stray dogs

Became a monster

You wanna a horse with you

Old school

Your highness, please allow me

To serve you today

Like it

British housekeeper style

Although looking good

But you'll be regarded as a waiter

Going to a restaurant like this

I myself like it

He's going on a date

Not a classical dress-up party

Get back

I'm confused

What do you want exactly

I thought you want to break up with Ye Meixiao

Right

The third date is tomorrow

I thought about it

I'm not a pushover

The last two times were lame

I wanted to go back and bury myself

The third date is very important

You have to lure her

Make her fall in deep love with you

Impress her

With my gorgeous figure

I'll dump her

After the fourth date

Make her suffering for losing me

That's my pay back

Fell deep in love

Stupid and evil

Good, it's half past five

The driver should be here soon

Morning, Bro Qiao

Is the needlesick guy not here

I thought he's going to meet Ye Meixiao today

Ye Meixiao, you're playing with me

You came at six last time

Now it's eight thirty

Bro Qiao

I think the needlesick guy is

Looking forward to this

Don't ring the bell at people's door

Call the police to arrest you

Go away

Your driver unexpectedly picked me up at nine

The snack street opens at nine thirty

The theme today is

Food photography

You dress like this

Gorgeous, right

It's natural if you're attracted

It's all my fault

It will suit more if we're going to the concert

Snack street, on the other hand

I'm not sure

Now it's okay

Then eat

What do you wnat to eat

Let's start with Long Xusu

Hi, can I have one of this

Heart

Wait

This looks good, take a photo first

Let's make a deal first, I can't keep the photo

I never want to keep your photo

You take for me

Clean away, clean away

Clean away, clean away

Clean away, clean away

There're several hand marks

Bro Landlord, I'm done

Honey

What are you looking at

Bro Qiao

I will stick all around

With the sticky roller

There won't be a single hair left

Why are you so high these days

Has Tian Jingzhi raise your salary

How is that possible

There are two things of Miss Tian

That nobody else could touch

One is her man

The other is her money

Getting a girlfriend

Is more exciting

Than these two

Bro neighbor

How many antique do you have

A lot

You want to count my wealth

No

Do you have any bottle that is super beautiful

This big

Suits to put in a study

Yes

Great

Bro neighbour

Sell me one, please

No

Who will call her boyfriend Bro neighbor

Then what

Dear

Qiao

Mr Qiao

Honey

Ho

Ney

Ho

Are you selling it or not

No

Your wealth will be my son's in the future

You're too stingy

To sell me a bottle

Not for sale

But I could give you

My hand-me-down jewelry

My house

My antique

Including me

You could do whatever you want

All yours

Are you high

What're you secretly

Happy about these days

No, I don't want to tell

No firing you

Then move out

No

I'll tell, I'll tell

Bro Qiao won't understand

The couple I like

Are finally together

I feel there will

Be a happy ending soon

They do romantic things all the time

I'm full of spiritual food

The hero is tsundere

He's a sweet talker when awake

The girl is violent

She is shyer after getting in a relationship

Utopia

Utopia

This is my utopia

What is he talking about

No idea

It's like joining some cult

Nerd's world is hard to get

By the way

What do you want the antique for

Why didn't you smile

I never smile in photos

I don't like to smile

And like to cry

No

The nanny brought me to

The hospital because of this when I was a kid

You parent were almost scared to death

My parent never knew

They were too busy

Seldom at home and went on business trip all the time

But nanny would take care of me

Japanese language teacher, French language teacher

Piano teacher would come, too

You were poor in childhood

That's why you're so needy

I thought you're the needy one

The first time I saw you

I knew

This guy wants to hang out with me

Wants to talk to me

Wants me to remember him

Trying too hard to make me laugh

He must feel lonely

Are you fool

We're both adults

The only reason I want to make you laugh is to get you in the bed

Without love

Sex would be boring

The mechanical collide of two bodies

Body's pleasure is short

It only leaves boredom and weakness

It's still better than

Nobody is around waking up

Cold like a tomb

Men are weak when just waking up

The moment when you open your eyes

You found a stranger's face next to you

You don't know who she is

Or the color of her soul

Or whether she will ask you for money to buy a purse

At that time

You would desperate

To love

It's not about alcohol

Not about loneliness

Not about money or position

Only about loving you

I don't want love

Love is instant

I want true happiness

Many drinks and many beautiful ladies

Amazing music and all-night fun

Little fool

Something's wrong

Was I attacked

It's jumping faster

Is it a vase from the Song Dynasty

Is there anything wrong

The vase looks good

But too new

My uncle does antique business

If you want to fool me with a fake one

He'll know it at the first sight

Relax

At grandpa's seventieth birthday

I must give him the best gift

What

Will I humiliate myself

As his grandson-in-law going to your home for the first time

True

Are you going, too

You're not planning to bring me home

On my grandpa's birthday

My aunts, uncles, cousins

All the relatives will all be there

You'll be the focus

And need to take a Kungfu challenge

You won't like it

I won't

There will be a next time

But the reason I want to meet my grandpa

Is my mom

My mom

This is the first time

You grandpa agreed to let

Your parent go home

And it's a birthday party

All the relatives will be there

Moreover

The dad and the daughter will be the focus

It will be awkward

If I go

I'll be the biggest focus

And to blur another focus

Right

Remove the awkwardness

Decrease the risk of fighting

But that's my personal thought

Now that you don't agree

I will pass

I think it's good

It's a mature idea

Sacrifice one to benefit the whole family

Relax

You will be fine

Take it, kid

Kid

Do you want to see a magic

What magic

A magic that can turn the cake into what it was before

Look carefully

Close your eyes

One, two, three

The cake is back

Hold it tight this time

Thank you, brother

How are you? Still having a stomachache

Stomachache is expected,

Since you had so many different foods

I already asked my driver to come

Let's call it an end

Does it really hurt

Will I waste the precious time during our date

It's about to rain

We can't go to the place that we planned before

But only one-third of the time

Of the date today has passed

What a pity

Can you do a magic

To remove my pain

Sure

Don't take it the wrong way

Seriously, my kiss can cure everything You're letting go

What are you looking at

The last but one date

You should cherish I've lost all of you

Give my hand to you

Look at the weather you picked

Eighteen rains a day

When I was a kid

I managed to go to the park

It was also rainy

How hard was it to go to the park

I wanted to go to the amusement part

Wanted to eat hamburger, fries and other junk foods

And roadside market

It was hard for me as a kid

I tried several times to sneak out of the house

Nanny tried every way

To lock me home

But it made me an expert on escaping

Your nanny would turned into Holmes

With a kid like you at home

Would live a shorter life

Yup

Nanny had no other ways

But to designed a secret code with me

If there's any bad guy

Try to call home

This code

Can be only used in danger

Never say the code randomly

Naive kid

If you really met some bad guy

There's no time for you to call

Right

Not only did I not met the bad guy

But I met a very very nice person

When I was a kid

I asked someone, desperatedly

Is there anything harder than being a kid

That guy answered

Yes

Being an adult

Now I get it

What did you get

Being a kid only needs to learn how to take

You could cry for what you want

Or stop eating food

The adults will buy it for you

But being an adult needs to learn how to accept

In this world

There's something that

You won't get even if you try your best

Keeping awake

Falling in love with Ye Meixiao

What's the difference between it and

Being tied up and thrown into the sea

That's right

It's good to see the reality clearly

I don't belong to you

I know

But Yun Zhen

I still believe

It's great

To meet you

Something is really wrong

Help