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Thank you, Mrs. Randhawa. Thank you so much.

In spite of being so busy your husband...

...spares some time for the schooI function. It's quite commendabIe.

Not a probIem, sir. It's our pIeasure.

TeII me, does Ekam troubIe you a Iot in schooI?

Oh, no, no, no. He's such a sweet chiId.

He doesn't troubIe us at aII.

He has become a favourite of aII teachers.

What is it, Mrs. Randhawa?

Is there anything speciaI today? You have come earIy to pick up Ekam.

Sir, the speciaI thing is that today is my wedding anniversary.

Okay.

So I thought I shouId take Ekam home earIy today.

Oh, it's great. Congrats.

Thank you, sir.

First we go shopping. Then, we'II go home and make cake.

ChocoIate cake. Right?

ChocoIate's your favourite, isn't it?

Mummy, I want to ask you something. - Yes, Ekam. What is it?

How much do you Iove papa?

I and your papa Iove each other a Iot.

Where did you meet papa?

How did you get married?

It's a very Iong story. How do I teII you?

No, I want to hear the story now.

Okay. I'II teII you the story on the way back home. Okay?

Yes. TeII me. - ShaII we go now?

Let's go.

'The story begins at the viIIage SiaIkot.'

'Two gentIemen of that pIace were very famous.'

'PritpaI Randhawa and Shamsher Randhawa.'

'Once upon a time both the Randhawas were very good friends.'

'But now their friendship had turned into enmity.'

'And aII the viIIagers were fed up of their enmity.'

'One had to aIways do the opposite of what the other said.'

'They aIways kept on fighting.'

HeIIo. - HeIIo.

HeIIo. - HeIIo.

TeII me. - Look, PritpaI and Shamsher are here.

Decision wiII be made on what they agree.

Decision has been made.

Water wiII pass through Kartare's fieIds.

How can the water pass through his fieIds?

Headman, the decision has been made.

Water wiII pass through Kartare's fieIds.

I'II see how that happens.

'Both the Randhawas wouIdn't Iet go of any opportunity... '

'... to Iook down upon each other.'

'And both of them had a son.'

'Yuvraj and Gurnur.'

Look at this. He scored 28 out of 100 in Punjabi.

Your son faiIed.

Why do you worry?

So what if he faiIed?

He scored one mark more than his son.

WeII done, son. You have made me happy.

It makes no difference to me whether you pass or faiI.

But, son, aIways remember one thing.

You have to aIways be a step ahead of PritpaI's son.

They started incuIcating their enmity in their chiIdren as weII.

And they taught them that he shouId never accept defeat...

...from the other one's son.

ShaII we go now?

But why are you teIIing me the story of these two gentIemen?

I don't want to hear this story.

I don't want to hear this story, teII me your story.

Oh, no. HoId on. I am teIIing you.

After some years, they grew up.

They became coIIege's dashing, handsome rock stars.

We don't pick up a fight without a reason.

We bestow our Iives if anyone asks for it with Iove.

With Iove. With Iove.

We don't pick up a fight without a reason.

We bestow our Iives if anyone asks for it with Iove.

We enjoy eating and drinking.

The worId knows how decent we are.

We might Iook simpIe and native.

We might Iook simpIe and native.

But we are crooked in many ways.

Come on.

Our enemies Iook down in our presence.

Our enemies Iook down in our presence.

Nothing is greater than friendship.

We don't befriend smokers.

We don't.

Nothing is greater than friendship.

We don't befriend peopIe who show off.

We don't endure anyone's taunts.

We are ready to do anything for the ones we Iove.

We know how to teach a Iesson...

We know how to teach a Iesson...

...to the one who tries to act smart.

Come on.

Our enemies Iook down in our presence.

Our enemies Iook down in our presence.

So, Yuvraj, how do we deaI with them?

One on one or aII in one go?

Ask the ones who are about to get thrashed.

So, how do we deaI this?

ShouId we beat each one of you or aII of you together?

How do you want to do it?

They are going to get kicked for sure.

Whether they get kicked one by one or in a group.

Say we'II go one on one.

Come one by one.

We wiII tear you apart.

Betia. - Yes, brother?

You go first.

Dent their faces. Dent them.

Manna Singh.

Age wise you shouId go first.

Go for it.

Oh no.

Here comes my tiger.

WeII done, buddy.

You paid the price for the tattoo on your bicep.

Come on, Jaggi.

You shouId kick on his chest.

Karma, roar. I don't have a Iot of expectations.

But I wiII have to send him.

Sheera, just go for it.

BodybuiIder, he is aII set to touch his feet.

WeII done.

He's done for.

UseIess.

Come on. It's your turn now. - It's aII set.

Come on, bodybuiIder. It's your turn now.

I say I am hot tempered. I fear I might kiII someone.

Hey, when wiII you make use of your body? Strip.

Fine.

Use your triceps.

Get this straight.

If you don't score, don't come back.

Go back to your viIIage. Don't spare him.

Fine.

Oh, it's not straight.

Have courage, dear. Have courage.

Your beIoved wiII handIe each one of them.

Dinosaur.

Did you have to come at my turn?

Just a minute. Just a minute.

What's the hurry in getting beaten? Let me remove my gIares.

They are worth Rs. 2200. Who wiII pay for it if it breaks?

I get very angry when I see a weak person Iike you.

There's a point. Who bothers about bystanders in a fair?

The fight is between the two of them.

If you stiII wish to fight with me...

...then ask you Ieader once again.

Here you go.

I'm fearIess. I'm fearIess. I'm fearIess.

I'm fearIess. I'm fearIess...

What? You didn't Iike it?

ScoundreI, I didn't have any hopes from you.

Damn the fearIess.

They sometimes use deceit and sometimes touch the feet.

Why don't they just give up?

Anyway, onIy the two of us are brave in this group.

You and me.

I have had my turn. Now it's your turn.

Go. Go and get even.

Now he wants to get kicked.

BodybuiIder, he is oIder than me.

He won't Iook nice, getting thrashed.

Karma, I wiII have to hit him as weII?

Looks Iike a bud has been pIucked.

Hit him, Gurnur. Hit him. Don't spare him.

Hit him, Gurnur. - Don't spare him, Gurnur. - Go for it.

Gurnur, hit him. - Uproot him.

Break his knees. - Come on.

Don't spare him.

Hit him. Hit him.

We have got hoId of him with great difficuIty.

Hit him. Don't Iet him go. - Hit him.

Break his knees. - Hit him, Gurnur.

Hit him there. - Teach him a Iesson.

Don't spare him. - Don't spare him.

Break his bones. - Hit him.

Hit him. - Break his bones. - Hit him. Hit him.

Force him down to the ground. - Hit him.

Oh no. Why did the security have to come now?

They don't Iet us fight in peace.

Move aside, you...

I wiII... - Oh no.

Wait. Let go of me.

Whiskey, my son, such a big car in our viIIage?

And P. K. PaIta doesn't know about it?

I wiII find out about it right away.

Right away. - Let it be, father.

Your wretched scooter is nothing in comparison to the Iimousine.

You won't be abIe to match up to it.

This is not a scooter, it is a jet.

It has foIIowed rockets, this Iimousine is nothing.

We wiII foIIow it. Watch me.

Speed up, father.

Let's go, dear. - Speed up, father.

Race it, father. Race it. - Go for it.

Hurry up. Get to it.

Whiskey, I'II go and bait.

Father, bait won't heIp here. This fish is very big.

Your father, P. K. PaIta can trap the biggest fish.

HeIIo.

Yes?

Have you bought this mansion?

Yes. TeII me.

MyseIf P. K. PaIta. Property deaIer.

PeopIe usuaIIy say that drivers, cops...

...and property deaIers are Iike dogs.

But I disagree, sir. Not everyone is the same.

God have bIessed me with everything.

I make fair deaIs. It's as white as an egg.

I tried hard to seII this mansion.

Sir, nobody was ready to give Rs. 3 crores for it.

I toId the owners that I wiII crack a deaI for Rs. 2.5 crores.

Did you buy it for three?

I bought it in Rs. 4 crores.

Rs. 4 crores?

Desires don't have price tags, mister...

- What did you say your name was? - PaIta. P. K.

Mr. PaIta, my daughter Iiked it and hence I bought it.

You said that you are a property deaIer. - Yes.

I am Iooking for a piece of Iand for my fertiIizer pIant.

Do you have anything in mind?

A Iand worth Rs. 1-2 crores is ready, sir.

But I want to invest 9 miIIion pounds on this fertiIizer pIant.

Let me know if you have something in mind.

Yes, Mr. Bajwa. Send those papers to my office.

Nine miIIion pounds.

I wonder how much it is in rupees.

Nine miIIion pounds.

Yes, it's a big amount. Why?

The empty mansion...

In the uphiII area... - Yes.

It has been soId.

An NRI has come from EngIand.

Loaded.

He bought it.

For Rs. 4 crores.

Rs. 4 crores?

Nobody was ready to pay Rs. 2.5 crores for it.

There's more.

He wants to spend 9 miIIion pounds on a fertiIizer pIant.

9 miIIion pounds?

There's more.

He has a daughter.

She's beautifuI.

She's as oId as Gurnur.

I say if they get married...

We wiII be a notch above your neighbour.

This is what I pray for to God.

Oh, Goddess, get them married.

I wiII offer an umbreIIa, made of goId.

I'II make him give it.

PaIta, your scheme is good.

But keep one thing in mind.

He shouIdn't know about this.

Sir, what are you saying?

P. K. PaIta never backed off from his words even when he is drunk.

I won't when I am sober.

I wiII never go there.

WiII you have some tea?

Forget the tea, sir. I'm in a hurry.

The schooI is after me.

I have to get my younger son enroIIed in the schooI.

They are asking for Rs. 25,000.

I wiII pay it.

Mr. PaIta, why are you hesitating?

Sir, I hesitate because I stiII owe you some money.

Pay it Iater, together.

I'II go get it.

Here you go, Mr. PaIta.

Here's Rs. 25,000. Get your son enroIIed.

Fine. My job is done.

But keep one thing in mind.

My neighbours shouIdn't even get a hint about this NRI scheme.

Mr. Randhawa, you shouIdn't have said that.

P. K. PaIta never backed off from his words even when he is drunk.

I won't when I am sober.

I wiII never go to their house.

Hey, dad, what's up?

Come, dear. Sit down.

'Samosas' (Indian snacks). Dad, so many caIories?

Oh, God.

Dear, I Ieft the fear of caIories back in EngIand.

Now, in Punjab, I want to start my Iife afresh.

'Samosas', 'JaIebis' (Indian sweet), cottage cheese fritters.

No, dad. PIease. No thanks.

Have them, ma'am. They are way better than your pizzas and burgers.

ReaIIy?

Thank you.

Dear, I have brought you to Punjab...

...but I aIways worry whether you wiII Iike this pIace or not.

WeII, dad, you and mom are not going to stay together.

So...

Whether it's EngIand or Punjab, what difference does it make?

I wiII have to get used to it.

Right?

Forget it. TeII me, how was Noor's first day in coIIege?

Not bad.

Did you make any new friends?

Friends? No, dad. Not as yet.

But, I think I wiII soon befriend someone.

Friendship? That too with a girI?

Dad, you forgot, you are my dad.

You shouId stop boys from doing such things.

You shouIdn't encourage them. You are strange.

What's strange in that, father? This is a Iimit.

TeII me if you want someone's bones broken.

You are asking me to fIirt with a girI? It's not an easy thing.

I know it is not easy.

But tiII when wiII you keep fighting smaII battIes?

It's time to fight a big battIe. A big one.

Son, get this done for me.

Daddy, why are you saying such dirty things?

I wiII teII mummy about it. Mummy. - No.

You know how difficuIt it is to romance with a girI?

You know what tantrums they have?

I cannot do this.

But I can do it on one condition.

What's the condition?

It wiII cost you Rs. 25,000 a month.

Rs. 25,000?

Now you wiII charge me for this as weII?

Have some shame.

Listen, give me a father's discount.

Times have changed, father.

You must have cajoIed mother with bangIes from the fair.

She is an NRI. NRI.

One has to feed pizzas and pastas, father.

Pizzas and pastas.

It wiII cost you.

You can have the money.

Son, keep one thing in mind.

That girI shouId marry you.

Hear that.

An obedient chiId shouId aIways Iisten to his parents.

You have pIeased me.

Dad, if it is so, then consider the job done.

Print the invites.

Noor weds Gurnur.

Noor weds Gurnur.

It sounds good.

WeII done.

Okay, father. Learn to taIk in EngIish.

You wiII get an NRI daughter-in-Iaw.

Even if I have to bring her by force.

Excuse me? New admission?

Yes. I'm Noor.

Hi, I'm Nisha. - Nice to meet you.

True. Sister-in-Iaw is very beautifuI.

Just Iike Tom Cruise, the one who acts in EngIish movies.

Tom Cruise? - Yes.

ScoundreI, he is man.

The woman. In EngIish movies.

She is very beautifuI. Hot.

AngeIina JoIie? - Yes. AngeIina DoIIy.

You are right, Karma.

This is the first time father has put me on a good job.

BIess you, father.

Gurnur, if you cannot get her then I can try.

Anyway, the guy who gets such a beautifuI girI...

...gets a Iot of Iove.

And if a monkey Iike you irritates her...

...then she gifts him her sandaIs as weII.

Hit him. - Sorry, brother.

She is your sister-in-Iaw.

A sister-in-Iaw is Iike a mother.

Sir is here. Sir is here. - Get your act together.

He is here. He is here. - Come on. Keep quiet.

Good morning, sir.

Good morning.

Your sister-in-Iaw is standing, do your knees hurt?

Get up. - I am.

Come on. - I wish the same.

Good morning.

Good morning, sir.

Brother, first Noor stood up.

Then they stood up.

Now what do we do?

She is standing for no reason.

He thinks she is standing for him.

I didn't get you, brother.

You are there to support me. That's the reason I feeI so brave.

Be brave, but don't act Iike human. Come on.

Good morning. - Good morning, sir.

What is wrong with them?

Everyone is standing up?

They never stood up for the nationaI anthem.

Why did they get up to weIcome me?

Sit down.

Yes.

Who knows about Shakespeare?

Now who is he?

Is he your uncIe?

Is he your uncIe?

I knew it.

Every one is Iooking down as if they are guiIty of a crime.

Shakespeare... - Excuse me, sir.

Yes, pIease.

WiIIiam Shakespeare was an EngIish poet and pIaywright.

He is regarded as one of the greatest writers of the EngIish Ianguage.

He's often caIIed the EngIand's nationaI poet...

...and the Bard of Avon.

WiIIiam Shakespeare died, ApriI 23rd 1616.

Heard your sister-in-Iaw speak in EngIish?

Great.

Learn something from the girI.

She speaks such good EngIish.

Get this straight.

From tomorrow, in my EngIish Iectures...

...no kid wiII speak in Punjabi.

Even if you want to taIk to each other...

...you wiII taIk in EngIish.

Then it wouId be better if we don't taIk at aII.

Anyway, if I wish to Iearn EngIish...

...how Iong wiII it take for me to Iearn it?

If you want to Iearn EngIish? - Yes.

To teach someone Iike you EngIish...

...is same Iike tying down a wiId buffaIo.

Sir, why don't you use an EngIish idiom for it?

In EngIish? - Forget it if you don't know it, sir.

No, it's not so.

According to me in EngIish it means...

...To make an EngIishman from a Desi...

...is equaI to make siIk sari from jute.

Yuvraj, sister-in-Iaw speaks fIuent EngIish.

Now what wiII you do?

It's a good thing. I was worried. - About what?

Who wiII teach our chiIdren? I don't know EngIish.

I think your sister-in-Iaw wiII stay at home and teach them.

I say, you shouId go right away, hoId her hand...

...and say it in EngIish, Iike I am saying it. - What?

I cannot Iive without you.

Get Iost. ControI your emotions.

As if this is sister-in-Iaw's hand. - Sister-in-Iaw's pet.

Then teII her in EngIish.

First teII me what I have to say.

We... I don't...

We... We...

ScoundreIs, why don't you say something to him in EngIish?

Why shouId I aIone be doing this?

It's a different thing that I am better in EngIish than you are.

You know more than us for sure.

You spend four years in each cIass. We have spent onIy one year.

- There is bound to be a difference. - Buddies, agree to it.

None of us know EngIish.

Yuvraj, you'II have to Iearn EngIish if you wish to have the girI.

I'II have to Iearn EngIish.

But I am wondering who wiII teach me.

Oh, my DoIIy.

I Iike meat and you are a vegetarian.

As Iong as there is a vesseI on the stove...

...I wiII keep you happy.

Temper the chicken.

I Iike the taste of bones.

Temper the chicken.

Mr. BhaIIa, I just tempered spinach, not chicken.

Oh, my God. Today again we are having spinach?

We had spinach yesterday and the day before that...

We have been eating spinach since the Iast six days.

When wiII you stop? When my naveI turns green?

You don't vaIue spinach's importance.

Spinach is the secret to Iawyer Singhara.

Beware if you take Singhara's name in front of me again.

He's a bad omen. He has been after you since coIIege.

Because of him our marriage was pushed back for six years.

Otherwise, we wouId have chiIdren...

...screaming and shouting in our house Iong back.

You are just too much. - Oh my. The girI is feeIing shy.

What shouId I do?

DoIIy darIing, I mean to say...

DoIIy? Where is she? You?

What was your hurry?

CouIdn't you come after five minutes?

You broke my dream.

Good evening, sir.

Why take so much troubIe when you don't know EngIish?

CouIdn't you just say heIIo?

HeIIo. - HeIIo.

What brings you here?

Sir, I want to Iearn EngIish.

You want to Iearn EngIish? - Yes.

First Iearn your mother tongue weII.

You can tackIe with the other Ianguages Iater.

What? I'm not attempting to moIest someone's daughter or sister.

I am just saying that I want to Iearn EngIish.

Sir, it is very important for me to Iearn EngIish.

I know that you are doing this for someone's sister or daughter.

It's a different issue that you are doing it through EngIish.

No. It's not so.

ActuaIIy, I was saying, why don't we taIk about EngIish...

...whiIe drinking EngIish Iiquor, sir?

Your case seems simiIar to mine.

Singhara and I were behind the same girI in coIIege.

Her name was DoIIy.

DoIIy.

She couIdn't decide which one she shouId choose.

Then?

Then we brought in the third option.

Third option? Who? - Pinky.

Pinky? Who Pinky?

From Moga. - From Moga?

What is that?

Pinky from Moga is a girI...

...who has never disappointed anyone.

ReaIIy? She seems very generous.

We got Singhara drunk and sent him to her.

The second day Singhara got dressed...

...and went to propose Pinky.

Did Pinky accept it?

No. She made a face and said... - What did she say?

Brother, I'II think about it and Iet you know tomorrow.

Singhara said if you too wiII have to think then...

...it wouId be better that I rather die.

Oh no.

Great. - Enough of jokes.

Today, I make a promise to you.

If I don't get you married to Noor then don't caII me Love Guru.

But you, too, wiII have to make me a promise.

You wiII have to memorise the EngIish I teach you.

I'II do that.

But teII me, how Iong wiII it take for...

...things to work out between Noor and me.

It's not a cot that I can make in an hour.

AIways remember...

...it takes time to acquire girIs and mansions. - Okay.

If your friendship is your weakest point...

...then you are the strongest person in the worId.

In the worId.

What say? You didn't Iike it?

You think this EngIish wiII be enough for sister-in-Iaw?

Yes. This is what the professor said.

This is what the professor said.

This Iooks Iike a person of Uttar Pradesh speaking in Punjabi.

Get Iost. You cannot find a difference between me and them?

There is a difference, but on your face and not your tone.

I am your professor for the day.

Mind your manners in front of me.

Karma, I sometimes feeI that the professor...

...drank Iiquor worth Rs. 450 but...

...he is not as great as he cIaims he is.

He gave me just a Iine to memorise.

I was wondering the same.

A person who is singIe at this age...

...how can he teach you how to romanc

You are right. We wiII taIk about it Iater.

It is 11 o'cIock. Your sister-in-Iaw isn't here as yet.

I fear I might forget the Iine. It took me a Iot of time to memorise it.

She is here. - Sister-in-Iaw is here.

Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Give me the book.

Move.

Oh God, heIp me with the girI.

Kids, what I am going to teach you today...

Do you know who has said this?

I swear I don't know who has said this.

I wiII teII you. It's Abraham LincoIn.

He says... If your friendship is your weakest point...

...then you are the strongest person in the worId.

In the... - WorId.

Yes. Got it? - Yes.

Yes, what? - Yes, sir.

Yes. Now go home and work hard. Make preparations Iike me.

Look, I Iearnt EngIish. You wiII Iearn it as weII. Okay?

Memorise this and come tomorrow. We wiII meet Iater.

Okay? Take care.

God has sent Yuvraj Iike an angeI for EngIish for us.

We wouIdn't know EngIish if not for him.

He spokes such fIuent EngIish...

I say, a person Iike us wiII be tongue tied.

That's true.

Long Iive... - Professor Yuvraj.

Long Iive... - Professor Yuvraj.

Long Iive... - Professor Yuvraj.

I don't understand Yuvraj and I studied together.

Pass it to me. Pass it to me. - He cannot speak in EngIish.

When did he Iearn EngIish?

No probIem. - Get it. Get it. Get it.

What does he think?

He wiII get cIoser to the girI if he speaks in EngIish?

Pass it. Pass it. - I think we, too, wiII have to stop our rounds.

We, too, wiII have to Iearn EngIish.

Kiddo, we aren't made for Iearning EngIish.

We have been trying to Iearn EngIish since the Iast 15 years.

We have wrecked our brains over it.

Did you get it? - Get the baII. -Then how wiII we get it in 15 days?

We manage with Punjabi.

This is bad.

I cannot understand one thing.

Yuvraj and EngIish...

What is this aII about?

There is a catch, brother.

Prof. BhaIIa is giving Yuvraj tuitions in EngIish.

Prof. BhaIIa. - Yes.

The Sikh has become a traitor.

We aIready had onIy a few in hand, now we Iost him as weII.

It wiII be difficuIt. - Yes.

I have an idea.

BodybuiIder, you too get ideas?

I have a neighbour, a Iawyer caIIed Singhara.

He can heIp us.

We haven't kiIIed a person that we need a Iawyer.

Stupid, this is a matter of the heart. A matter of heart.

BhaIIa and Singhara were in the same coIIege.

And they were after the same girI. The girI's name was DoIIy.

She went to UK.

Now both of them hate each other.

BhaIIa and Singhara.

And in between them is DoIIy.

BodybuiIder, teII me something. - What?

Why do girIs make boys fight? - True.

Singhara.

Now you are aII we have.

WonderfuI. WonderfuI. WonderfuI.

What are you Iooking at, Mr. Singhara?

Ms. DoIIy, I feeI God made you at Ieisure.

Otherwise, how can anyone be so beautifuI?

Mr. Singhara, you are too much.

You keep praising me for no reason.

My Iove, I kept Ioitering in coIIege for four years for you.

I tried to teII you something.

I couIdn't teII you. I didn't have the courage.

Then muster courage and teII me today.

DoIIy, if I couIdn't teII you in four years...

...how do I say it right away?

Oh no, Mr. Singhara.

Does anyone take this Iong to express his feeIings?

Say it today.

Idea.

I wiII cIose my eyes. You say, one, two, three.

And then I wiII say, DoIIy, I Iove you.

Start now.

One.

Two.

Three. - I Iove you, my Iife.

DoIIy, I Iove you.

I Iove you, my Iife.

DoIIy, I Iove you.

I Iove you too.

So? You were romancing DoIIy?

Who are you? - Sir, I am Gurnur.

What's your case? - I Iike a girI.

And her parents don't approve of you?

No, I wiII handIe her parents.

- So, your parents disapprove? - My father is aIso ready.

In fact, my father has made me go after the girI.

The girI doesn't agree.

I am not into the business of convincing girI.

I am not running a marriage bureau. Get going.

Look, sir, I had come here with a Iot of hopes.

Son, I am not at aII concerned with your hopes.

I wouId have heIped you if you wouId've brought me a case.

Get going.

WeII, Gurnur Singh, if Yuvraj has Prof. BhaIIa's support...

...then you have God's support.

Okay. Bye.

Just a minute, son. Just a minute.

TeII me, what does it have to do with Prof. BhaIIa.

Prof. BhaIIa. - Yes.

ActuaIIy a roguish boy studies in our coIIege. - Okay.

Yuvraj. - Okay. - He is eIder than me.

He is after the girI.

And Prof. BhaIIa is heIping him.

Both of them are trying to trap the girI.

I Iove her.

Poor girI.

Prof. BhaIIa is a very dangerous man.

I know him since he used to run around in knickers.

He did something simiIar with me. - ReaIIy?

He aIways interferes in a Iove story. - Okay.

Don't worry, son. You have come to the right pIace.

If he has Prof. BhaIIa... - Yes.

Then you have Advocate Singhara with you.

Sir, now you are my onIy support.

Such a reIief that the job got done today. - True.

You know peopIe here are so heIpfuI.

WiII the idea work?

Don't ask too many questions. Get to work.

Come on. Get going.

Okay, brother. - Your sister-in-Iaw is here.

Be carefuI. Go. Go.

You must be feeIing very odd in Punjab.

Punjab is not the same as UK.

No, I Iike this pIace.

ActuaIIy, I shouId be thankfuI to dad as he brought me here.

Oh, my God. That reminds me I have to hurry back home.

He wanted to introduce me to someone. I have to go.

See you tomorrow. Okay? - Okay, bye. - Bye.

Oh, my God. How did it get punctured?

I am aIready Iate.

What do I do now?

Madam, pIease move aside. Oh, no.

Oh, God.

Watch out, madam.

So, you kept the books? - Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes, brother. - Fine. Go. BIess you.

Brother, you are aII we have. - I am bIessed.

Come on. Come on. Get going. - Bye, brother. - Bye.

He is an angeI.

SickIes Iost their sharpness.

Adversities turned back.

Not even a drop of water...

Not even a drop of water went in...

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Got a fIat tyre?

Hear that.

This is the probIem with expensive things.

They deceive you at the wrong time.

Excuse me? The tyre got punctured?

Hear that. The coIIege is aIso over.

You won't find a mechanic to fix it.

If you want, I can drop you somewhere.

No, it's okay. I'II manage.

How wiII you manage?

I think you didn't recognise me.

We are in the same cIass.

I sit two benches behind you.

Where do you want to go? TeII me.

No, it's okay. I don't want to bother you.

It wiII not at aII bother me. Come with me. I'II drop you.

Where do you want to go?

ActuaIIy, I wanted to go to New Garden, but the tyre...

Not a probIem. I wiII take you to New Garden.

You wiII get your job done and it wiII be good excursion for me.

My job wiII aIso be done.

Excuse me? - Nothing. Nothing. Hop in. Hop in.

It's your car. Hop in. Hop in.

WeIcome. - Okay. Thank you.

Hop in. Give me your purse.

Let's pIace it in the front... - So sweet of you.

Let me pIace it in the back.

Hop in. Oh, God.

I'II take you on a drive...

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Shakespeare. Economics.

You wiII be reading aII these books?

These? - Yes.

Costing, Shakespeare, bioIogy, physics, economics.

I have aIready read them. - Okay. Okay.

Now I teach. - Whom?

Yuvraj. My friend.

First I teach him, then he teaches poor chiIdren.

He Iearns EngIish from me.

Oh. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. But you know what, I saw him yesterday in coIIege.

ReaIIy? - Yes. He was giving tuitions to some students.

He is my friend. A smaII feIIow. He is oIder than me.

But he respects me. He Iearns from me. Yes.

That is so sweet. - Yes. Yes. Yes.

You know you are doing such a good deed.

I don't know whether it is a good deed or not.

But I know that knowIedge and Iove increases when you spread it.

So spread it as much as you can.

If you don't understand anything in cIass... - Yes.

You can me come. Anytime.

Yes. Yes. Yes. - Okay.

God.

You know... in London girIs used to scare me...

...by teIIing me about Punjabi boys.

Why? Do Punjabi boys bite?

No. - Hear that.

They used to say that Punjabi boys are that...

Handsome? - No.

I cannot recoIIect.

They are young and strong. - No.

This is what they must have said.

Yes, they are show-offs.

Punjabi boys are show-offs.

They are show-offs? - Yes.

Gurnur Singh, she is insuIting you on your face.

But I'm reaIIy happy that you are not Iike other Punjabi boys.

No, I am just Iike other Punjabi boys.

But we are not show-offs.

But if the girIs abroad have that doubt then I shouId cIear it.

Wearing a new shirt everyday.

Using new perfumes.

Going cIubbing on Saturdays.

We viIIagers have got into such habits.

Wearing a new shirt everyday.

Using new perfumes.

Going cIubbing on Saturdays.

We viIIagers have got into such habits.

Madam, we are moody but not show-offs.

We haven't come across the one who can steaI our hearts away.

Madam, we are moody but not show-offs.

We haven't come across the one who can steaI our hearts away.

We are not show-offs.

We are not show-offs.

Dropping the roof of the jeep.

Using aIIoy wheeI tyres.

We go on rides everyday.

Dropping the roof of the jeep.

Using aIIoy wheeI tyres.

We go on rides everyday.

Who can dare to stop us?

Madam, we are moody but not show-offs.

We haven't come across the one who can steaI our hearts away.

Madam, we are moody but not show-offs.

We haven't come across the one who can steaI our hearts away.

We are not show-offs.

We are not show-offs.

We bet on races at night.

We bet on who can drink the fastest.

We bet about getting into mess again.

We bet on races at night.

We bet on who can drink the fastest.

We bet about getting into mess again.

This is what I wiII do, brother.

Madam, we are moody but not show-offs.

We haven't come across the one who can steaI our hearts away.

Madam, we are moody but not show-offs.

We haven't come across the one who can steaI our hearts away.

We are not show-offs.

We are not show-offs.

We are not show-offs. - Who wiII dare... Who wiII mess...

Who wiII dare...

Who wiII dare to stop us?

Who wiII dare... Who wiII mess...

Who wiII dare to stop us?

This is what I wiII do, brother.

At Ieast say thank you.

So... Thank you. - Not a probIem.

So, now do you think Punjabi boys are show-offs?

Punjabi boys are show-offs.

But they are a IittIe sweet as weII.

You know you shouIdn't caII Punjabis sweet.

Why? - Once they decide to go after you, they don't stop.

Oh, reaIIy? - Yes.

- Now that you are here... - Yes? - Have a cup of coffee.

You are asking it so sweetIy.

I won't even mind you serving me poison.

But you have asked at a wrong time.

Why? What happened?

It's time to go and teach Yuvraj.

TiII he doesn't Iearn from me how wiII he teach the poor kids?

Right. - And we cannot ruin his future for a cup of coffee, right?

We cannot. - Right? So, maybe next time.

For sure. - Okay?

See you. - Bye. - Bye.

Take care. - Thanks. - Bye.

Forget coffee now I wiII come here as your groom.

The water at the dam...

After that Mr. Chaudhary said I regret it.

I wiII never say such a thing again.

Hey, dad. - Okay.

My baby. - Hi.

Meet him. He is Mr. Brar.

HeIIo. - HeIIo, uncIe.

Dear, the project we are pIanting in Punjab...

...Mr. Brar is handIing it from the beginning to the end.

Oh, that's great.

Mr. Brar, she is my daughter, Noor. - Okay.

UncIe, you shouId come to our house everyday.

I am seeing dad Iaugh so freeIy after such a Iong time.

If it is so then I shaII come everyday, dear. - Perfect.

Come, Iet me introduce you to my son.

PIease. - Come, dear.

Karan...

He is my son, Karanveer.

He is in your coIIege.

Oh,

I am doing EngIish honours.

What about you? - Commerce.

Excuse me?

Commerce.

Okay. Commerce. - Oh, commerce.

Very good.

You have to take over you father's business in future.

Excuse me, Mr. Brar. I wiII be right back.

Sure. - Come, dear.

Okay. - Your friend in EngIand had caIIed.

ReaIIy? What did she say? - She was asking about you.

Not just his father's Mr. Bajwa?

Very soon he shaII take over your business as weII.

What say, son? How did you Iike the girI?

Sorry to say, papa, the girI is hot.

The reeI her in.

No, papa, I wiII have to use baits for her.

I mean to say if anyone dares to come between me and Noor...

...then they wiII Iose their Iives.

Papa, you took it seriousIy.

If your friendship is your weakest point...

...then you are the strongest person in the worId.

Excuse me?

Yes?

Hi. Can I speak with you for a minute?

I wanted to taIk to you.

Yes, sure. TaIk to me. No probIem.

ActuaIIy, I noticed that you are teaching these poor chiIdren...

Yes. Yes. Yes.

But you are teaching the same thing today as weII?

Why?

He can teach onIy the Iines he has memorised.

He isn't a PhD.

Excuse me? - Concentrate.

Rate of what? - Concentrate on your studies.

ActuaIIy, they are very weak students.

Everyday I teach them the same Iine, ten times.

But they stiII don't get it.

I am tired. But I haven't Iost hope.

I am stiII teaching them. - That's sweet. Very sweet.

Thank you. Thank you.

Are you a professor here?

No, you are mistaken because of this book...

...and my reading gIasses.

It's not so.

Let me change the game right away.

HoId it. - You...

Let's go. I'II teII you the rest on the way.

Let's go. - Okay.

Fatso, I think she has faIIen for it.

Strange.

Sister-in-Iaw responded to him and he changed compIeteIy.

You...

- What did you say your name was? - Oh, I am Noor.

Sorry, I forgot. - It's okay.

ActuaIIy, Ms. Noor, I do things that make me happy.

I feeI I am doing a good deed by teaching these kids.

Poor chiIdren wiII Iearn something.

They are poor. They wiII be abIe to get a job.

They wiII be abIe to make a Iiving.

So nice of you. - Thank you.

What you and your friend Gurnur are doing...

Yes. Yes. - It's fantastic.

What? Me? Friend?

Gurnur?

Where did you meet him?

Oh, I had a fIat tyre yesterday.

So he gave me a Iift. - Okay.

He toId me how he teaches you and how you teach the poor kids.

What has the scoundreI done? - I...

It's amazing.

ReaIIy?

He didn't teII you who teaches him?

Who? - Who?

Yes, who teaches him?

Pinky teaches him. Pinky teaches him.

Pinky? Who Pinky?

Pinky from Moga. - From Moga?

Yes, Pinky from Moga. I say...

She is his friend.

You mean girIfriend? - Yes.

They are just waiting for the coIIege to get over.

Then they wiII... - Get married?

Oh, God. He didn't teII me.

That's a Iimit. Everyone in the coIIege knows about it.

It's a match made in heaven.

It is a very good pair. - Good?

WeII done, Gurnur.

You did a great job with the tuition scheme.

Yuvraj wiII be stunned.

And we wiII win the game.

Yuvraj and everyone eIse is my pupiI.

Now how do I praise myseIf?

You are right, brother.

I mean it's an epic pair.

What does that mean?

Like Heer and Ranjha. - Understood. - Got it?

Heer and Ranjha. Proper, right?

There's Ranjha of Pinky from Moga. Come.

Noor, Gurnur.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Marriages are made in heaven.

What can we do about it? Right? - Hey, Gurnur.

The brother and sister are together.

Keep roaming around. Don't study.

Did you Iearn the Iesson I asked you to?

I did. Wait, I wiII teach you a Iesson.

I did. He was asking about the Iesson.

I did. - Gurnur. - Yes.

This is so not fair.

What fair? - You toId me everything about the friendship...

...you and Yuvraj share,

But you didn't teII me anything about your girIfriend Pinky.

Pinky?

Who Pinky?

Pinky from Moga. - From Moga?

Right. - Pinky from Moga.

Pinky from Moga? - Yes. Pinky from Moga.

So what? I toId her.

Noor is my future wife. I mean it's a famiIy matter.

Which is this Pinky from Moga? - Gurnur,

from the time I found out about you and Pinky...

I... - No.

It's just so sweet. - No. But...

I wish you both aIways be together.

It shouId. It's a match made in heaven.

Pinky and Gurnur. - Shut up.

I say it's a great pair. Be prepared to dance. - No, no. I...

Just go for it, brother. WeII done.

Give my regards to sister-in-Iaw. - No.

Come, Iet's go.

Let's go. He has to go meet Pinky.

Oh, bye. Have fun. He has to go meet Pinky. - I didn't.

My younger brother is going to get married.

Who is Pinky?

Now what do we say, brother?

Is Pinky your sister-in-Iaw? Who is Pinky?

Brother, sorry. - Who is Pinky?

How is that possibIe?

My tricks have never faiIed.

You teII me in detaiI.

What detaiIs do I teII you, sir?

I just got ruined.

He got me engaged to Pinky.

Pinky.

Pinky.

From Moga? - From Moga.

Who is Pinky from Moga, sir?

I wiII teII you when the time is right.

By the way, BhaIIa has made a nice move.

Pinky.

From Moga.

TeII me something. - Yes?

How wiII you feeI if you get a chance to give Noor a tight huge?

Sir, it wiII be Iike the cat getting a mouse...

...uncIe meeting aunt, Ranjha getting Heer...

...and a starved person getting 'Kheer'(Indian sweet).

It wiII be great.

Then do one thing. - Yes?

Don't go to coIIege tomorrow.

Don't' go to coIIege.

First you taIk about hugging her then you say don't go to coIIege.

Go to coIIege day after tomorrow...

...and give Noor a tight hug.

She is a smart girI. I wiII get thrashed.

You won't get thrashed.

You wiII get a hug. A hug.

Sure? - Yes.

I won't get thrashed. - No.

Sure? - Yes.

- BIess you, sir. - He is very famous.

It's hard to be separated from brother ChamkiIa.

You shouIdn't betray your friends.

Why don't I see the anti-party in coIIege today?

Have we reaIIy swashed them out?

You have naiIed it.

I say, we wiII have a Iot of fun then.

I'm fearIess. I'm fearIess. I'm fearIess. - Sit down.

He acts Iike SaIman Khan.

He puts now gIasses in front and one at the back.

He ruined my pose.

I was confident that today I wouId sureIy get some this coIIege.

- She is coming. She is coming. - Where is she?

Your cIasses started? - I think your sister-in-Iaw is aIso with her.

I am taIking about your sister-in-Iaw.

Shut up. Stop taIking about sisters-in-Iaw. Get out.

Bye. Take care. - Pick up the spares, driver.

Bye. See you Iater. - You might Iose one of them.

Go for it. - Go from there. Go from that side.

- Hi. - Hi. How are you?

What is it? Why are you aIone today?

Where are your students?

Students? I am just coming after teaching them.

I was thinking if I find a friend I wiII go for a cup of coffee.

- Friend? - Yes. - Where is Gurnur?

You know him. He must have gone to have coffee with his Pinky.

Oh, so sad.

WeII, Yuvraj, I cannot take Gurnur's pIace in your Iife.

Fine. If Gurnur is not here then make do with Noor today.

Make do? What are you saying?

There is no comparison.

Open the door and get in, dear.

Okay. - And yes... - Yes?

Dust your shoes before you get in, dear.

This car is Ioved by its owner.

Keep it here, Chotu.

Keep it here, Chotu.

Yes. Just a minute.

I think we shouId forget the coffee and have tea.

Chotu, get two cups of tea.

Why? What happened? Why tea?

ActuaIIy, I have had coffee with 2-3 girIs. - Yes?

As soon as the coffee got over they proposed me.

ReaIIy?

They had to propose you.

It's not easy to find an educated boy Iike you.

Educated?

There are a Iot of educated boys around.

This is the onIy quaIity you found in me?

No. I mean educated...

Yes, kind-hearted.

Kind-hearted. Even BhoIa in the canteen is kind-hearted.

TeII me more.

Okay.

Educated, kind-hearted, good Iooking, handsome, smart...

...inteIIigent and better than everybody eIse.

Okay?

I cannot praise you more than that. Okay?

It's okay.

Just a second. Sorry.

HeIIo.

I Iost it. I Iost my heart.

I was Ieft with nothing.

I Iost it. I Iost my heart.

I was Ieft with nothing.

Her eyes kiIIed me.

Her eyes kiIIed me.

Now there is no way I am going to survive.

The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc.

Your eyes are creating havoc.

The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc.

Your eyes are creating havoc.

My innocent heart got trapped.

It got trapped.

It deceived me and started beIonging to you.

It started beIonging to you.

My innocent heart got trapped.

It deceived me and started beIonging to you.

Whenever it sees you, oh beautifuI girI...

Whenever it sees you, oh beautifuI girI...

...it starts dancing.

The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc.

Your eyes are creating havoc.

The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc.

Your eyes are creating havoc.

I have known guns and buIIets since eons.

I have known them since eons.

Your eyes targeted my heart.

It targeted my heart.

I have known guns and buIIets since eons.

Your eyes targeted my heart.

Take aII you want, oh beautifuI girI...

Take aII you want, oh beautifuI girI...

...it keeps on chanting your name.

The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc.

Your eyes are creating havoc.

The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc.

Your eyes are creating havoc.

The one with cat eyes, your eyes are creating havoc.

Your eyes are creating havoc.

But, sir, I didn't understand one thing. - What?

Why do you wish to Ieave Birmingham, London and Iive here?

ActuaIIy, Mr. PaIta, I never Iiked that pIace.

That's why eIders rightIy say that there is no pIace such as home.

Chotu, see who's at the door.

I'II go and check, sir.

I'II go and check. It's just Iike my own house.

HeIIo, sir.

Yes, teII me, who do you wish to meet?

Oh no. You...

HeIIo, sir.

PaIta, what are you doing here?

I have set the bait for you. - ReaIIy?

The fish is about to get trapped.

Come in, sir. Come in.

Okay. - Come in.

This way. This way.

He is Mr. Randhawa. Our neighbour.

HeIIo. - HeIIo.

Come, have a seat.

I thought an NRI has come in my neighbourhood.

I have a duty to serve him.

You might need something.

Thanks.

My bungaIow is right there.

Look, Mr. Bajwa, Iook at fate.

We are neighbours and our chiIdren study together.

Oh, so your son too studies in Noor's coIIege?

Yes. - In the same cIass.

I'II go and check.

Now it is my house.

Hey...

PaIta, you, over here?

You were setting things right for me.

Stuck between the deviI and the deep bIue sea.

Now onIy you can heIp me, God.

Has the fish taken the bait?

Now the fish wiII get confused as to which bait it shouId take.

Confuse?

I mean the fish is a IittIe heavy.

It wiII take some time to take the bait.

Mr. PaIta, who is at the door?

Let's go. He is caIIing us. Let's go.

Come in. - HeIIo. I am PritpaI.

Your neighbour.

You are new here. You are an NRI.

It is my duty to enquire your weIIbeing.

You can approach me without hesitation if you need anything.

Come, have a seat.

What a coincidence.

Mr. Randhawa just came here.

It's great.

Today, both my neighbours have come here at the same time.

I am sure you both know each other.

Very weII.

They used to pIay together.

Saw, Mr. PaIta, you were asking me...

...why I Ieft EngIand and came to Punjab.

This is our Punjab.

Look, here neighbours Iive Iike reIatives.

They are Iike bread and butter.

Noor, I wish I, too, had a girI Iike Pinky in my Iife.

Who Pinky?

Pinky from Moga.

Oh, God. Pinky from Moga. - Yes.

WeII, you know what, there is someone made for everyone.

And I am sure, Yuvraj, you too wiII find a nice girI.

Nice girI? Right.

I mean someone Iike you...

Like I...

I mean we... - Gurnur. Hi.

Okay. - He is here.

I cannot taIk to her now.

What happened? You don't have a Iecture?

Show off ruined everything. - HeIIo.

Why is he making faces?

Hey, Gurnur.

Gurnur, what happened?

Gurnur, why are you so sad?

I think he is pretending.

I think he wiII start crying. - Gurnur...

There he goes. - Gurnur, wiII you teII me what's wrong?

He is going for the kiII.

Oh damn!

What's wrong? What happened? - Let go.

Why are you hugging her? What happened?

TeII us what happened. - Gurnur...

BIoody Ieech. You keep on hugging her.

TeII us what happened.

She Ieft me, my friend.

Who?

Pinky. - Oh, my God. - Pinky? - Who Pinky?

From Moga.

From Moga? But she is...

I don't know what girIs want.

The same thing that is happening...

...with every boy in Punjab happened to me as weII.

Pinky got a marriage proposaI from London and she Ieft me.

But didn't you try to stop her?

I toId her... - What?

Live a Iong and a happy Iife. May God bIess you with a son.

Oh, God.

But I wonder what girIs want.

Is money and being an NRI everything?

Doesn't true Iove have any vaIue?

No, Gurnur.

Don't worry, okay?

You don't need to cry over such a girI.

Now you cheer up.

Today we won't attend any Iectures.

We wiII go out together and have Iunch.

Okay? Now smiIe.

Both of us? - Yes.

Okay. - No. We.

By we she means we.

Come on. Let's go. - We have to take him with us?

- Let's go. - I am aIso taking you with me, you idiot.

You wiII ruin the scenario. - Stop it now, guys. Don't fight.

Brother, Iook over there.

Those juniors are going away with your girI.

Okay. They are trying to steaI my girI?

Not a probIem, kiddo.

Don't worry.

She wiII be coming to me in the end.

Why do you guys Iook serious. It's good news.

I just Iove ItaIian food. It's my favourite.

Pasta, pizza.

Me too. - Same here.

ReaIIy? - Same here. - Hear that.

That's great. We three have simiIar tastes.

Very simiIar. - You know what?

I thought peopIe of Punjab onIy Iike stuffed fIatbreads.

Stuffed fIatbreads? What are you saying?

My mother serves me pasta with my morning tea.

I eat pizza and garIic bread everyday.

I eat pizza and garIic bread everyday.

This is what I eat. - Thank God.

Yes. - Your mood changed.

I got scared, you know that?

Noor, you know what I feeI?

I feeI I wasn't destined to have Pinky's Iove.

I see.

I feeI God has sent Noor...

I mean God has sent someone eIse for me.

Hey, are you out of your mind?

What are you saying?

You suffered from heartbreak just yesterday.

You shouIdn't think about another girI for another 2-2� years.

Listen to Davinder Kohinoor's songs.

Think about Pinky's memories aII the time.

Forget it. - Yuvraj, Iet bygones be bygones.

Why is the use of thinking about it?

Davinder Kohinoor.

Guys, at Ieast have the pizza.

WiII I be abIe to swaIIow it now?

And pIease, teII me something.

Why does one get married?

How do I teII why a person gets married?

Fun. - FroIic.

Pizza. Pizza.

I mean one gets married so that...

...the new reIation brings happiness? - Yes, of course.

But if the same reIation beings probIems and tensions in Iife...

...then what is the use of getting married?

I don't understand.

Eat the pizza. - You have it.

My mom and dad have been married for 23 years.

But sIowIy they started getting away from each other.

SIowIy they got so far away from each other...

...that mom stayed back in UK...

...and dad came to Punjab with me.

Now if 23 years cannot keep a reIationship together...

...then what is the use of forming such a reIationship?

But, Noor, everyone has to get married someday.

No. It's not necessary.

You mean you wiII never get married? - No.

We are unnecessariIy trying to tear each other apart.

She is saying that she doesn't want to get married.

You know something?

I have a Iot of exampIes of successfuI marriages.

Yes. - Amitabh Bachchan. - The taII guy.

Shah Rukh Khan. - Right.

And Sachin TenduIkar.

Dharmendra. - Yes.

He has married twice. He is having fun. - Yes.

He is not facing any probIem. He is handIing two women.

TeII me about a common man...

There are many. who is happy after getting married.

Common man. That...

No one.

Right.

That's why I have decided that I won't get married.

Oh. Guys, I am getting Iate.

Enjoy the pizza. See you Iater.

Bye.

What is this mess?

Forget it. Get stuffed potato fIatbreads.

Have the coId drink. - Yes.

You paid for it?

Why? Why shouId I pay for it?

I am heartbroken, buddy.

If you are heartbroken then why are you having a coId drink?

Pinky from Moga.

Cheers.

DoIIy.

Don't stop me from drinking today.

Because I want to teII you something very big today.

What?

Look, DoIIy, there were onIy two ways...

...in which I couId Iive my Iife with you.

What are those?

You didn't know one way and I didn't know the other.

But we are stiII Iiving our Iives...

...and having fun.

It was fun Iiving Iife with you.

I aIways pray to God that I shouId get DoIIy in every Iifetime.

I shouId get onIy DoIIy.

Ms. DoIIy, I don't understand how can peopIe...

...Iive their Iives in iIIusion.

I stiII remember the day when we were about...

...to have our coIIege vacation.

AII the students were going home.

You caIIed me in the Iibrary.

I was feeIing a IittIe shy.

Before Ieaving you Iooked into my eyes and said...

...My darIing, may God be with you.

Let it be. - Right then the fatso Singhara aIso came there.

He said, Ms. DoIIy, say something about me as weII.

And you said, My darIing, may you prosper.

May I never Iie, DoIIy.

If BhaIIa wouIdn't have come in the way...

...then I swear our eIdest chiId wouId have been as oId as Gurnur.

And our chiId wouId have been Iike Yuvraj.

Like Gurnur.

Like Yuvraj.

I said, Iike Gurnur.

I said, Iike Yuvraj.

Like Gurnur. - Like Yuvraj.

Lawyer, what court are you attending here so Iate in the night?

Professor, what are you Iecturing on over here?

I was with DoIIy...

Mr. Singhara, tiII when wiII we make DoIIy come in our dreams?

Mr. BhaIIa, I have decided... - Decided?

I wouIdn't Iet the injustice that happened with me...

...in Iife happen with Gurnur.

I wiII get him married to Noor.

But, Mr. Singhara, don't forget...

...it takes time to acquire girIs and mansions.

Gurnur wiII marry Noor onIy if Noor agrees to get married.

She hates marriages.

Do one thing.

You taIk to Yuvraj and I wiII taIk to Gurnur.

That both of them together shouId taIk to Noor...

...and convince her that marriage is not such a bad thing.

I think I wiII have to taIk about it.

Otherwise, they two wiII keep fighting over Noor...

...and someone eIse wiII whisk Noor away.

Son...

If you want to progress in Iife then...

...you shouId focus on three things in Iife.

FirstIy focus on Bajwa's daughter Noor.

You have to trap her and get married to her.

SecondIy focus on Bajwa's Iand and property.

And the third point...

Papa, if you don't mind, doesn't everybody have onIy two eyes?

Papa.

You took it seriousIy.

Fatso didn't come.

If he finds a girI, I think he wiII take her somewhere.

This is how he is. - Yes.

He is here. - They are here.

Here you go, friends. He is Surinder.

And she is KamaI.

They are students of theatre department in the university.

They wiII do as you say.

Sir, have you ever got married? - No.

Why if we get you married for a day?

With her?

No, with this fatso. WiII he do? Do you Iike him?

ScoundreI, we wiII get you married to a girI.

Fine. - If you get caught I wiII get you divorced...

...even before you get married.

There is no chance of getting caught, brother.

I say, I wiII disguise them in such a way...

...that no one wiII recognise them.

- ShaII we make the preparations? - Let's go.

Come. Sir, you have act. WiII you be abIe to do it?

Okay. - Do you think they wiII be abIe to do it?

The guy Iooks smart.

And the girI? - GirIs are aIways naughty.

ScoundreI. Don't goof up.

Everything shouId go weII. Best of Iuck.

She is here. - Don't worry, brother. We wiII do our best.

Hey, guys. What's up? - Good. Good.

Have a seat. Have a seat. I am fine.

Okay. So teII me, why did you caII me here?

TeII her.

Meet them. They are our friends Surinder and KamaI.

Say heIIo. - HeIIo. - HeIIo.

HeIIo. - Look, brother has been married since the Iast three years.

I mean three years.

They never fight. They aIways Iive Iike brother and sister.

They never fight. They Iove each other a Iot.

What eIse do I teII you?

They have been married for three years?

And they have never fought?

I mean I find that kind of strange.

It's very simpIe.

Whatever I say... - She agrees to it.

And whatever I say... - Our brother accepts it.

There is no reason to fight. TeII me.

Okay.

What if you both Iike different things?

I Iove you. - What?

I Iove you. They Iove each other a Iot.

They are our best coupIe. - Okay. Okay.

That's great, guys.

Yes, it's great. It seems Iike just yesterday...

...when we danced at their wedding.

TeII her. - We drank a Iot.

Remember how much we vomited?

Right? - What?

I mean the coId drink. We drank coke.

What say? Now do you agree that...

...even a common man can get married and be happy?

Great. - Yes. Okay, guys.

Both of you won, I Iost. Okay?

Excuse me.

I think it worked out. - Our job is done.

HeIIo. Noor, it's Karanveer.

Hi. - I have caIIed to inform you that the husband and wife...

...which Gurnur and Yuvraj have brought before you...

...are rented artists.

They are fakes.

To fooI you.

This is what they do.

The rest depends on you.

Whether you wish to trust them or not.

This is what they do with every girI.

I am teIIing you about this because our famiIies are reIated.

I think now she wiII take it seriousIy.

- Everything okay? - Now do you feeI that marriage is a bad thing?

A dream pair.

- Now what's wrong with her? - Noor?

At Ieast teII me what's wrong. - Oh God, pIease.

What happened? - What happened?

WiII both of you get out of my way, pIease?

What happened?

Now shouId I teII you what happened?

What do you want to prove by getting rented actors...

...to pose at husband and wife?

God.

I thought of you to be a good friend.

But you...

But, Noor, we did aII this to change your mind.

And just because your parents don't stay together...

...no one shouId get married? And I... - Don't you dare.

You have no right to say anything about my parents. Okay?

It must be a smaII thing for you.

But it's not so for me.

I have been seeing them fighting since I was a chiId.

I saw them separating. I saw a marriage getting over.

And this wasn't a joke for me.

What both of you did today...

PIease. I wiII never forgive you.

'That day they hurt my feeIings unknowingIy.'

'I got angry and I Ieft.'

Then they became sad? - Yes.

So then what happened?

Then son, they...

- Papa is here. - Go. Go and check.

Go.

Papa is here.

What was my baby doing?

What was my son doing?

Hey.

Does anyone come this late?

lt's 1 1 o'clock.

lf you would have been late by another hour...

...then Ekam and l would have cut the cake.

So much anger?

You know it's all your fault. - Why?

lt takes time to find the flowers that you like.

How sweet. - Happy anniversary.

Thank you.

lt has been five years. - l know. Five years.

So what were you both talking about?

What were we talking about? He was troubling me.

Why? - l was telling him how l got married.

But my cake will get burnt so you tell him rest of the story.

l'll be back.

You wanted to listen to the story?

Come on, then let me tell you the story.

Sit down.

Then what happened was...

Then it so happened that...

We had hurt your mummy's feelings.

And your mummy stopped coming to college.

lf she would come she wouldn't talk to us.

Okay? We got into trouble, riqht?

Meanwhile our fathers were preparing for our wedding.

Have some shame, Palta.

You haven't even sent across a proposal...

...and you are already playing the drums.

Ma'am, you should be prepared in advance.

You select the sample of the invite.

This one is good.

l knew it.

Give me back the others. Otherwise you will qet confused.

l'll qet going.

Sir, if you say, should l qive an advance to the printer as well?

How much do you want?

lncludinq the printers...

l will be fine with Rs. 10,000.

Here you go, Palta. Rs. 10,000.

Print beautiful invites which look like this.

Give me another Rs. 5000. - Why?

Don't you want a golden thread around it?

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Here you go.

One doesn't qet his son married everyday.

l don't know about their sons...

...but if Goddess stays this generous with money...

...then my son's weddinq will be a grand one.

Mr. Brar, l fail to understand the system of this place.

So much bureaucracy?

l run my business in Enqland...

...but my project here is getting delayed.

Sir, nine million pounds is not a small amount.

l am here too take care of the things.

Why do you worry?

Sir, l wanted you to sign the power of attorney.

Otherwise you will have to keep visiting the office.

Sir, you should have read it.

Mr. Brar, you are the one who is taking care of everything.

l can trust you. - Thank you, sir.

Mr. Brar. - Our neiqhbours, Shamsher and Pritpal Randhawa.

Their sons too go to same college as Noor.

Very nice people.

Papa, Nokia did a very good thinq...

...by putting the Snake game in its mobiles.

Got them signed?

Why do you bother?

You sit here and play Snake on your mobile.

The two Randhawas are playing a very big game.

What happened?

What will happen?

The closer Gurnur and Yuvraj are qettinq to Noor...

...the further we are getting from all this.

Do somethinq while there is still time.

Papa, it is guaranteed that Noor will get married to me.

As far as Gurnur and Yuvraj are concerned...

...you just watch them lose the game now.

Hello. - Hello.

l was here to pray for my Gurnur.

l, too, am here to pray for Yuvraj.

l wonder what is wrong with our children.

They have become so sad.

lt's okay, sister. Don't worry.

We are at a Sikh temple.

You will see, everything will soon be fine.*

lf you look at Noor henceforth...

...l will gouge your eyes out.

Noor belongs to my brother. - You...

What is it? ls she your aunt's daughter?

Let go of him. Why are you after his life?

You...

You...

You...

Oh, no.

Wait.

You pretend to be very brave.

lf you are real men then don't run away today.

Wait here.

l'll go get my gun.

Right. He will bring a gun.

lf you don't mind...

...can we do this tomorrow?

No, kiddo.

Come here, son.

They took me seriously.

Yummy.

But don't you think you are very rude with them?

You know what, Nisha...

...you would've done the same if you were at my place.

But you are best friends.

Friends play pranks with each other.

No, Nisha.

No matter how close someone is...

...but no one has a right to hurt someone's feelings.

That's riqht.

Now can we have our lunch, please? - Yeah. Sure.

He didn't brinq the chicken.

Call him. - Excuse me.

We will have to go there. - Yes.

Day before yesterday madam from the village had come to call us.

Nisha, l'll be riqht back.

Oh. You.

Hello.

Noor, l think that day... - Shut up.

What do you think of yourself? ls everythinq a joke for you?

Breathe easy, madam.

Why are you so anqry? What's wrong?

You don't know how con they are.

They enjoy fooling people and playing with their emotions.

And they are not married.

l am sure they are fooling you.

l know they are not married.

We have gathered here so that they get married soon.

Ma'am, it is a joyous occasion.

Our children are going to get engaged.

What else do we want?

Yes, Noor.

That day we made a mistake.

But Gurnur and Yuvraj did so only to convince you.

And look, their mischief got both of us together.

Look, we had come to pretend to be married.

But we are getting married for real day after tomorrow.

And this became possible only because of Gurnur and Yuvraj.

Hey.

What is it? ls everythinq alriqht?

You called all of a sudden and asked me to be here.

The thinq is l have apologised to Gurnur.

And now l am here to apologise to you.

Say it.

l am sorry.

l realised that whatever you did was to change my point of view.

And you don't know that your prank...

...made a pair out of that fake couple.

What do you mean? - l mean they are really qetting married.

And you, l and Gurnur are going for their wedding tomorrow. Okay?

But we have a friend who says...

...no one stays happy once he gets married.

Well, now your friend feels that...

...the ones whom God wishes to unite get united.

Good. You finally agreed.

That's enough. No excuses.

We three will go for the wedding tomorrow, okay?

Who knows, God miqht fix me also up with someone.

Okay.

Catch you later. Bye. - Bye.

You wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance.

You started singing on your own...

...that is how much you like to dance.

Dear, that is how much you like to dance.

You wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance.

Dear, that is how much you like to dance.

My style is different from the rest of the world.

My nature is unique.

Peacocks ask for my suqqestions.

They ask me to teach them how to walk.

lf l look at someone...

...boys hold their breath.

Your attitude is stealing everyone's heart.

Dear, that is how much you like to dance.

You wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance.

Dear, that is how much you like to dance.

When l move my anklets...

...take the name of my beloved.

There will be a day...

...when there will henna on my hand for him.

The one who resides in my heart...

...now l cannot live without him.

Only the one in love knows what this means.

Only the one who loves knows what love means.

Not everyone knows how to deal with love.

Beloved lies his life at the feet of their love.

They know what lies in the heart.

From one heart to another.

Dear, that is how much you like to dance.

You wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance.

Dear, that is how much you like to dance.

You wore silver anklets as you prepared to dance.

Dear, that is how much you like to dance.

Tell me what's wrong.

Here you go.

Your neighbour Parmeet Singh...

...lost Rs. 70 crores in the share market.

Rs. 70 crores?

Then what is he left with?

That's what l am sayinq.

Now forget about the crores.

l quess he hardly has a few lakhs left with him.

Goddess has brought him down.

Now he is left with nothing.

- No. No, no. - l don't want it.

Eat.

Eat. lt's okay. Eat.

Good that you told me.

Now l won't make Gurnur marry his daughter.

P. K. Palta.

Palta, give me some odd news.

What's for dinner, mom?

Son. - Yes, dad?

l wanted to talk to you. - Tell me, dad.

That qirl...

What is her name? - Noor.

Forget Noor.

We will find another beautiful girl for you.

But why, dad?

What's wrong?

Something untoward has happened.

The kinq has turned pauper.

Now their family is a big zero.

But dad, you were happy with their family until yesterday.

You liked Noor as well.

You told me to do all this.

Enough.

You don't need to get too emotional.

Do what you are told to do.

No, dad.

l cannot do this.

First Noor was your need...

...now she is mine.

Son, now her father doesn't have anything

Don't talk a lot otherwise you too will be left with nothing.

Son...

He is hot-blooded.

You should give him edible-gum.

This is what happens to the one who falls in love.

He loses everythinq.

Who is sleepinq over here? Move aside.

Who is it?

One loses everythinq when he falls in love. - Why are you getting angry?

You? - You?

You are sleeping in a roadside inn?

Your father threw you out Of the house? - Yes.

You as well?

Oh, God.

lt is very cold. - Here. Take a blanket.

My mother had brought it.

You have a spare? - Yes.

Great. Bless you.

Fathers are stranqe creatures. - True.

First they say that you should woo the qirl...

...and then they say you should leave the girl. - Right.

Tell me, is it easy to woo and leave the girl?

Fools.

l was havinq dinner...

You left in the middle? - Yes. l left in the middle.

l am hungry. - We will eat something right away.

You have money with you?

l think l have Rs. 150.

Great. l have Rs. 100.

That's Rs. 250.

Let's eat.

Should we eat or drink and eat?

lt's up to you.

Either we eat or we only eat.

Yes. We can do only one thing with the money we have.

We either eat... or only eat.

Here we goes

Brother, you are not a bad person. - l know.

You are not a bad person.

But you are a very bad person.

You are a liar. - l am a liar?

What did l do that you are calling me a liar?

What did you do?

You ruined my life. My life.

My Noor... My Noor, buddy. My Noor...

ln front of my Noor you linked me with Pinky.

From Moga? - From Moga.

From Moga.

Pinky from Moga.

You are also a liar.

My Noor. - Your Noor. Shut up.

You embraced my Noor by saying...

...My Pinky left me. My Pinky left me.

You hugged her.

Don't remind me about the hug.

l tell you, don't remind me about the hug. lt's late in the niqht.

Hugs mean... - Stop it.

You hugged her when you got the chance.

Why are you repeatinq it? Have some shame.

She is your sister-in-law.

She is your sister-in-law, scoundrel.

My sister-in-law is Pinky from Moga.

From Moga. - Cheers.

lt's bitter.

Gurnur, one thing is for sure...

...whatever means we used... - Means?

l mean whatever schemes we used...

Schemes. Say schemes.

We did everythinq for Noor. - True.

You are riqht. - l know.

You are absolutely right. - l very know...

We started this because our fathers asked us to.

l agree to that. - Yes.

But let me tell you one thing. - What?

Buddy, we won't ever find a girl as nice as Noor. - Right.

We won't.

lt's difficult to find such a girl.

l agree to this as well.

You love Noor. l love Noor.

l too love her.

Now how do we find out who does Noor love?

We will find out.

You know what's tomorrow? - What is it?

The last day of college and Valentine's day.

l love you, Noor.

l love you.

l love you. - That's it.

We both will go and tell Noor.

What will we tell her? - That Noor, l love you.

The rest depends on her.

lt's a yes for the one whom she says yes.

l agree with you.

lt's okay for the one whom she says yes to.

But what will the one whm she says no to do?

- What will happen to the other one? - The other one?

So what?

The other one will think,

so what if he didn't get the one he loved...

...he found a good friend instead.

Okay?

You are a good person. - l very know.

But you are a liar.

You are a liar.

Same to you. - Same to you.

Cheers.

Oh, my.

l...

No.

Yes.

No, l...

l'm sorry, uncle. - lt's okay, dear.

Thank you.

What happened? What did sister-in-law say?

Did you conquer her heart?

Tell me.

You didn't tell her?

One doesn't have to express his love, Karma.

l don't think Noor can be happier...

...than l saw her today.

What do you mean? Did Gurnur...

Tell me. l will...

No. There is a lot of difference in love and war.

l think l am not destined for love.

Oh, crescent.

Oh, my crescent.

Oh, crescent.

Oh, my crescent.

Oh, crescent.

Oh, my crescent.

Behind which clouds are you hiding?

Now you are just a dream for me.

Now you are just a dream for me.

My feet ache as l roam around your village.

My day beqins with your memories.

My day ends with your memories.

My feet ache as l roam around your village.

My day begins with your memories.

My day ends with your memories.

Oh, my beloved...

Who will complete it?

The song which you left incomplete.

Now you are just a dream for me.

Now you are just a dream for me.

Now you are just a dream for me.

Now you are just a dream for me.

Yuvraj, it's me, Prof. Bhalla.

l have called to tell you that Noor's weddinq...

...will take place on 18th November.

Now you are just a dream for me.

Now you are just a dream for me.

Now you are just a dream for me.

Now you are just a dream for me.

Mom.

Oh, my God. - My baby.

l knew you would come. l just knew it.

Why wouldn't l? l had to come.

lf parents separate that doesn't mean...

...they end their relationship with their children as well.

Anyway, relations don't thrive on their own.

You need to work on them.

Let's go, mom. - ls your wedding dress ready?

Come with me. - Show it to me.

Let's go. Let's go.

What is it?

He didn't answer it?

Why will he answer it? He left the house.

The next 18th is a Wednesday...

All this happened because of you.

Are you happy now?

You separated a son from his mother.

A father should inculcate good values in his son.

He should make him follow the right path.

But you used my son to fulfil your desires.

Dear, kids are very delicate at heart.

Once their heart is broken, it is difficult to mend it.

Palta...

Your games broke hearts.

lf you still don't do anythinq then how will you face God?

No.

l cannot believe my ears, Mr. Palta.

Shamsher Sinqh said that?

That's not possible.

Believe me, sir.

l swear on God.

He said l have seen the world...

...but l have never seen a person like Pritpal Sinqh.

He said, Even thouqh we aren't not talkinq nowadays...

...but l still remember the time l have spent with him.

He is ready to apologise, sir.

He is so embarrassed that... that...

Let it be.

He has said something rght for the first time.

Thank God for having mercy on us.

Dear, if they are so embarrassed...

...then we, too, should make some progress.

Palta...

Do you know what you are saying?

Pritpal is ready to mend fences with me?

This... How did the sun rise from the west?

lt did, sir. lt did.

He is very embarrassed.

He is just not shedding tears. - But...

lf you don't believe me then go outside and see it for yourself.

Look, he is here.

Come on, hurry up now.

Come on. Come on.

Hello.

He is still acting arrogant.

Tell him to step forward.

Now will he keep starinq at us?

Sir, l told him about apologising.

Then he said, Why embarrassing each other by apologising?

ls there anyone like us in the village?

lf we would have been together...

...we would have been on another level.

No one would dare to raise a finger against us.

When were you ever a true friend?

You should tired going for a compromise.

Forget it, sir.

Better late than never. Goddess qot you both together.

There is only a wall of plants that separates the two houses.

Move ahead and get together.

Come on, give in now.

Come on now. Go ahead.

Randhawa. - You have made me happy.

Once aqain. - Once aqain.

Well done.

l didn't order for it.

l did.

You are here after a long time.

l never thought that l would found you here.

But you didn't call or write or send an email.

That's a limit.

Don't ask.

After college l left the city.

l came here.

l started working, got into a routine.

The daily business. Life got busy.

Forget it. So tomorrow is 18th November.

18th November.

The day when the weddinq will take place.

l know.

Gurnur Sinqh, at the moment you should be with madam Noor.

You should be shopping for the wedding.

You are sittinq over here and havinq a 'Dosa' (lndian food).

Scoundrel, should l make Noor shop for your wedding?

My weddinq?

Yes, tomorrow is 18th November.

You and Noor are getting married.

But you are qettinq married to Noor.

Tomorrow is 18th November.

lsn't that the day you and Noor are getting married?

No, l think you are mistaken.

Tomorrow is 18th November.

And you are getting married too Noor.

lf you are not getting married to her...

...and l am not getting married to her...

...then who is Noor getting married to?

That is what we had to find out.

After all who is your mummy qetting married to.

Here comes your friend. Mr. Latecomer.

Happy anniversary. - Thank you.

Five years. - Yes.

- Hello. - You are late, kiddo. - Hello, Ekam Singh.

What, no cake cutting?

We will cut the cake.

First let us tell Ekam the wedding story.

Okay. So to which point has the wedding story reached?

The story is at a point where we knew we were the contenders...

...but a third person was getting the wedding processon.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Then both of decided to find out who this third person is.

Cheers. - Cheers.

Great, son. Great.

That was qreat.

lt is bound to be great, papa.

After all the 'Gol-gappas' are from Subhash's.

Papa.

Stupid, now the real qame is in our hands.

Papa, we have 'Gol-qappas' in our hand.

Papa.

No. l won Bajwa's trust and l qot...

...all the shares of his company transferred to my name.

And l transferred the biggest share to your name.

You mean to say the lion's share.

No. - Papa.

His dauqhter Noor.

l brouqht Bajwa down to such a state...

...that he got forced to marry his dauqhter to you.

Really? - Yes.

That's qreat. One more plate of snacks, please.

After all l am qettinq married.

The last day of the college. The valentine's day.

l came to express my feeling to Noor.

But you were glued to her.

You were hugging her.

Don't talk about hugs, l tell you.

Does one hug only when one is in love?

That's a limit. - Scoundrel, when else does one hug?

Stupid, friends hug each other as well.

Use your brains.

l never thouqht about it. - Yes.

'Then what? on valentine's day... '

'... l sat on my bullet and went to Noor to express my feelings.'

'l thouqht, Gurnur Sinqh, if you don't express your feelings today... '

'... then you will never get another chance.'

'l reached there with flowers and Noor was standing before me.'

Take care.

Hi.

l want to... - l want to tell you somethinq.

Okay. - Okay, you go first.

No, you go first. - Look, today is valentine's day.

Say whatever you want to.

No, Gurnur, you go first.

Okay. Let's do one thing.

Let's count till ten.

Then we will say it toqether. Okay? - Fine.

One.

Two.

Three.

l love you. - l love Yuvraj.

l said it. l am in love.

l don't know how it happened, but...

Oh, my God. lt just happened.

l just think Yuvraj is the one for me, you know.

'But what will the one whom she says no to do? '

l saw a dream while l was almost asleep.

Forqet it. Let it be. l won't tell anyone.

She was my life. l had to tell her.

l couldn't tell her. l was helpless.

l saw a dream while l was almost asleep.

Forget it. Let it be. l won't tell anyone.

And you are our best friend.

l wanted you to be the first one to know.

Say somethinq. l...

Did l make the right decision?

You made the riqht decision.

There can't be a pair better than this.

Noor weds Yuvraj.

Sounds good as well.

Thank you.

Hey, whom did you bring these roses for?

For you.

Come on, can one give flowers only to express love?

Friends can qive flowers to each other as well.

Of course.

God.

Come here.

You are my best friend, you know that?

God, l am so happy.

Great. Until now l thouqht that she loved you.

lt's a nice thouqht, but that's not what is happening.

But she is qettinq married.

And if we don't stop it on time, she will get married.

But she is getting married tomorrow.

Today... Now... How will we stop it?

We have only one day in hand.

Forget it. Remember the havoc we used to cause?

We were hard to handle individually & now we both are in it together.

We will stop it. We will stop it.

You call Bhalla. - Make the call.

l will call Sinqhara. Then we will see what we can do.

l will tell my mother about the girl l like.

l will marry her.

You are the girl l like...

Hello. - Hello. - Mr. Sinqhara. - Mr. Bhalla.

Yes. - Where are you, sir?

How are you, sir? - Be at the wedding tomorrow morning.

Go for it, papa.

Great.

Well done, papa.

How are you? Are you ready?

Well done, my lioness.

Brother, she isn't a lioness. She is a mare.

You took me seriously.

Papa, we are late. Let's it get done with the rituals.

Okay. Let's go for it.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Dance.

Apply the kohl. Well done.

Not this one. Give me the other one.

Eat. Eat.

Well done.

- The professor is here. - l had to come.

As the scholars say, there are no rules without a ruler...

...and there is no knowledqe without a teacher.

And a lawyer is no less.

And the mare is useless unless it kicks.

What a poem.

What did you say? - This is called limericks.

lt is read out on the occasion of a wedding.

Yes. - Okay.

Like they say we move in and out with limericks.

Yes. - No. No. No.

That's the old sayinq.

Now it's not we move in and out with limericks.

Now it's just, we move out with limericks.

You mean to say we should make a move.

Come on, mare. - We got our horses together and prepared to leave.

Do somethinq that everyone should talk about you.

Enough. Enough. - Let's go, papa.

Son, now mount the horse. - Mount it.

l am qoing to conquer the world.

We will know that later whether...

...you are going to conquer the world or get thrashed.

My job is done, quru.

Now as soon as the mare moves, the game will begin.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

That's great, counsellor.

We are witnessinq an auspicious occasion after a long time.

l think the druqs have still not kicked into the system of the mare.

l think it just did.

Papa!

Help! Help!

Get hold of it! My son. Get hold of it! Get hold of it!

Someone stop it. Someone stop it.

The mare ran away with my tiqer. lt is qettinq me killed.

Help me! Stop! Stop! For God's sake!

l am gettinq married with great difficulty.

He was very eager to get married.

He knows that you get blisters in your mouth...

...if you eat hot jaggery, but he doesn't know that...

...it takes time to acquire qirls and mansions.

lt is getting me killed.

Stop. Stop. Why are you taking me so far away?

The quests will leave by the time l reach there.

Have patience, Mr. Brar. Have patience.

They are taking a lot of time.

lt takes some time.

Uncle, Karan is here.

My son is back.

Yes. He is here. - l told you he will be back.

Check if he has hurt his face.

Mr. Brar, are you out of your mind?

What are you doing? You are going to look at the groom's face?

Once the boy gets ready and leaves for his wedding...

...Only his in-laws can look at his face.

Really? - lt'll be inauspicious to look at his face.

You are riqht. - Yes. Yes.

Hurry up. The bride's family must be waitinq.

Yes. You are also riqht.

Play the music. - Play it.

Play the music. - Play the music. - l am so happy.

Go ahead. Go ahead. - l wish to shower money.

Here, hold some. Well done.

Move the mare.

They are here.

We don't know how much we will be thrashed later.

When it's dark you don't know from which direction...

...the next attack is going to come.

Be careful while dancing. - Come. - Let's go. - Let's go.

- Congratulations, Mr. Bajwa. - Congratulations to you too.

Hello. - Hello.

Karan.

Come here. - Come here.

God bless you.

Let me look at the face of my handsome son-in-law.

No, uncle. No - What's the hurry?

- Professor, didn't you tell him? - Mr. Bajwa, what are you doing?

The bride has the first right of seeing the face. - Yes. Yes.

Riqht, Mr. Brar?

You are always riqht, professor. - Yes.

Sit down, son.

You... Wait. Wait. You...

Where are you going with my cycle? - Where...

You...

You... Wait. At least let me tie the drawstrings, you idiot.

Come on, son. lt's time.

Let's exchanqe the qarlands.

Yes!

Just go for it!

Just a minute. Just a minute. Just a minute. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Yes? - Buddy, do you have a match?

You want a match? My wedding is due inside.

Your wedding? - Then what? Your uncle's?

Well done. l've seen many like you.

Come on, get out. - Move aside.

lf the bride's family finds out that...

...a band member did this to the groom...

...then they will not spare you. Move aside.

Get lost. Otherwise l will slap you.

He is actinq smart.

- My boil will burst. - Where?

Papa.

Papa.

Move aside. lt's my son's weddinq.

Let me dance.

Papa. Papa. Papa. Listen to me.

Papa. Papa. Listen to me. Listen to me.

Papa. lt's me. lt's me. lt's me.

lt's me. What are you doing?

You? - That's strange. Yes, daddy.

Then who is he?

Son, this is our ancestral ring.

Till you don't put this on Noor's finqer...

...the wedding will not be solemnised.

Come, let's go and check.

Let's go. Hurry up.

Stop!

Oh no. Now, we'll have a problem.

Wait, Mr. Bajwa. Just a minute.

Just a minute. Listen to me. - What's wrong, Mr. Brar?

And why did you brinq this beggar on the stage?

l am not a beggar. l am your dauqhter's fiance.

l am Karanveer.

Fiance? Karanveer?

Then why are you in this vest?

Then who is dressed up as the groom?

He is a fraud. You took him seriously.

Who are you?

You?

What is this that l see?

Saw, l told you.

Nothing is qreater than God's will.

Oh no.

She came to know that he is a fraud.

A slap?

Where were you?

You know how hard l tried to find you?

How many calls l made? And... - Listen to me. - No.

Now will you keep slapping me?

Give me a hug.

A huq?

Papa, don't you think this is a wrong climax for the story?

Papa, you took it seriously. Don't worry.

ln the end she will come to me.

Noor. What nonsense is this?

Why didn't you tell me that you love this boy?

Mr. Bajwa, it's a matter of heart...

...you take time to understand it.

Wait, Karan.

l think there is something wrong.

Now Noor will marry the one she wants to.

No, Mr. Bajwa. No. This is wrong.

The wedding will take place. Now.

And that too with my son, Karan.

Mr. Brar, there is no use yelling.

They have exchanqed their qarlands. We have danced.

They have played the music. - What's the use of stopping it now?

All you have is the blessing.

Give that to the children. That's it.

Really?

Does that mean we are late, papa.

l think so, son.

Come on then, let's go home.

Uncle, he didn't put the ancestral rinq as yet.

Whiskey, what have you done?

Palta, you should keep him under control.

You shouldn't let him loose.

Karan, our job is done.

Take the ring. Come on, boys.

Hold them. - You move aside.

Let go. Let go.

Your brother-in-law will be the one to put the ring. - Grab it.

Hold him. Hold him. Hold him.

Let go of the ring.

l will kill for the ring.

Take it from him.

Let go of him. Go and take the ring

How dare you!

You raised your hand on Mr. Bajwa?

Here you go.

Get lost, you idiot.

Thank you.

There's the rinq. - There it is. There it is.

l got the ring.

Now no one can stop me from being a groom.

Well done. Go for it. Go for it.

l already got it.

Papa, the ring dropped. Hurry up and get it.

You won't be able to get it. You are out of breath.

Oh no. - Oh no.

The groom is hanging? - He is.

There's the rinq.

Move aside. Move aside. Move aside. - Get it.

Don't let go of the ring at any cost.

Move aside. Move aside.

You...

Get it. Get it. - Move aside. Move aside.

Get it. - Let me take the rinq.

Let me take it.

Wait.

Very good. Hit him. - You...

Careful. My hand is under it.

He got it.

You? Move aside.

No.

Noor, my love...

l am cOminq.

l got the ring.

But your brother-in-law will be the one who will put it.

He wants to be the groom.

Catch him.

Catch him. Catch him. Catch him.

Come on. Come on. Hurry up.

Where is he? - Right in front of you.

You...

Get him.

Catch him. Catch him. Catch him.

Over there. Over there.

Don't let him get away. Don't let him get away.

Catch him. Get him. Get him. Get him.

Catch him. Catch him. Catch him.

Get it. Get it. Get it.

Catch him. Catch him.

My back!

Just a minute, brother. Just a minute.

You have a misunderstanding, l am sure.

Look, Noor loves me. l know that.

As far as this ring is concerned...

...l will be the one to put it on Noor's finqer.

Even if l have to cause a bloodshed for it.

You slapped me?

Slap me aqain.

lf you are a man then hit me again.

You took me seriously.

Stop. - Well done, papa.

That's qreat, papa.

lf you had a gun then why did you get us thrashed for two hours?

Son, we have been thrashed enough.

Now lift the qirl and let's go.

Papa, why do l need to lift her? She is your dauqhter-in-law.

lf you don't mind, we can make her walk.

Move back!

You got to know who wins, didn't you? - Let's go, girl.

Beware... if anyone comes forward.

Everyone stay where they are.

Otherwise l will shoot Noor.

From where did they come?

Stay where you are.

l will blast your head if you take another step.

You idiot...

This isn't a toy.

lf you pull the triqqer...

...there is a blood loss.

Raj Kumar style. Raj Kumar style.

Dear... Well done. Well done.

After father comes the son.

Put it on or do you want me to come?

Stand still over here.

No. No.

We won't let go, son. Pull her. Pull her.

Pull her. Pull her back. - Pull me back, papa.

Papa, use your strength. Papa, use your strength.

You...

Papa, it is the matter of your daughter-in-law's honour. Pull!

We won't let him put the ring! - Pull!

Pull, papa! - Well done!

Papa! Papa, pull us back!

Pull!

Where... - They won't be able to do it.

Pull me back. - Blessed are those...

Blessed are those...

...who take the name of Lord.

He has put the rinq.

Well done.

He has put the rinq, papa. Play the music.

He has put the ring.

ls your aunt getting married...

...that you are asking them to play the music?

Papa. - Papa.

Let go of me.

Let me meet my wife.

Your ancestral ring gave us a lot of trouble.

Will you shut up? Come here.

- Uncle, what about you? - At least let your uncle have the cake.

What will happen to me? l am very happy.

Let me tell you one more thing.

People don't stay very happy after they get married.

Your daddy only pretends to smile.

He is very sad from inside. - You are qreat. Liar.

Uncle, what about Dolly?

Dolly. - What could've happen to Dolly?

Dolly continued what she was doing.

Ms. Dolly, you should decide about us today.

Okay, today, this coin will decide your fate.

Okay. - ls that fine?

l'm okay with it. - l'm okay with it.

Heads l win. - Okay. Tails l win.

Oh no. This is like from the scene from the movie 'Sholay'.

Professor, what do we conclude from this?

This means it takes time to acquire girls and mansions.

Really?

My tutor my foot.

Should we cut the cake? - What about the goon uncle?

This goon? - Goon uncle?

Okay, that goon uncle?

What could have happened to him? He was bound to get thrashed.

Oh mean God...

...who saw her... - Papa.

And who is takinq her away.

Son, l had told you that we both are ill-fated.

You are riqht, papa.

How can you be ill-fated, Mr. Karan?

What will you say if not ill-fated? l couldn't qet married.

Who are you? - Pinky.

Pinky? - Who Pinky?

From Moga. - Oh.

Papa, l think you are ill-fated. l just got lucky.

Ms. Pinky, shall we make a move? - Where to?

Moga.

Come.

Come on.

Harder.

He seriously took her.

Come on, let's cut the cake now.

Wait, let us join you. - You too hold it.

lt is our anniversary and this uncle-nephew duo is cutting the cake.

Yes. - Come, Noor, l will play you a song

They won't let go.

My friends are like my arms.

They do what l say.

They help when l am in trouble.

They stick by me like pillars.

Why do you fear?

Don't worry at all.

You can ask for my life...

...and l will live it to you.

Boys have just attained youth.

They will qet even with anyone who messes with them.

Boys have just attained youth.

They will qet even with anyone who messes with them.

Boys have just attained youth.

They will qet even with anyone who messes with them.

You can test us whenever you want.

You can make an application.

They will cut through stones.

They go to gym everyday. lt's a daily ritual for them.

That is the reason they have a body as strong as iron.

They worship love.

They are strong players.

Once they fall in love they will paint the town red.

Boys have just attained youth.

They will qet even with anyone who messes with them.

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