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- Can you hear me, Mr. Morden?
- Yes.
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Cue the recap!
Paraguay vacay made me this way.
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A harbinger of chaos brought
to make this geezer pay.
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I strung along the Dumb Patrol,
flipped the bus into a hole,
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slammed it shut. Wait, what?
Stuffed it up a donkey's butt!
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-Any sign of the Chief?
- We know he's alive.
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A team was
forged with one belief,
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to stop at nothing and get their Chief.
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Nazi-beating, doomsday-cheating,
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beard hair-eating, romance-hating,
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punk to skunk, robot chunk,
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flashback dancing with a hunk,
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gator-baiting, half chub-dating,
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sliming through a metal grating,
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death cult all around, Jane
survived the Underground,
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Ant Farm, Larry harmed,
delivering justice with a swarm.
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- No!
- Father-doting,
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hand-exploding, pain obscured
through secret coding.
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Growing close with each endeavor,
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finally they came together.
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But I grew bored
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with this game of chase
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and trapped them inside the white space.
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Backed their leader against the wall,
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forcing him to spill it all.
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I was responsible for everything
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that has happened to each of you.
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This is
the best timeline ever!
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Why?
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I needed you.
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I wanted...
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what you have.
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Immortality.
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What?
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I wanted to...
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I needed to...
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Motherfucker!
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I'm so sorry.
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Liar.
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You lied to Jane.
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You lied to all of us.
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Please let them go.
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What do you take me for, Niles?
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This was never about them.
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Making Silly Putty out of their fragile,
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fractured brains,
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well, that...
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that was all just
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extra-curricular.
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Consider them abandoned conquests.
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Their future is their own now.
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God, I wonder what
they'll do with it. Hmm?
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What does a family do when they realize
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they're no family at
all? They're just rats
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in neighboring cages.
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They're just petri
dishes on the same shelf.
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You know, I huffed and I puffed,
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but it was you all
along, wasn't it, Niles?
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You destroyed them!
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Just like you destroyed Eric Morden.
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So you've had your revenge.
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What now?
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Why, sky's
the limit, old friend.
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I'm going to conduct a parade, I'm
gonna guest-host The View,
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I'm gonna become the next Bachelor!
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The world is a golden oyster for me now.
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But for you,
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Niles Caulder,
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I envision a story
that's a little different.
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I've been waiting
decades to ask you this.
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How does it feel to be a nobody?
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_
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Security to
Containment Block Seven.
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All security to
Containment Block Seven.
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- Good morning, Joshua.
- Bureau astronomers have
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confirmed your calculations.
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Next week's X-15 test flight
is our clearest shot yet
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to intercept the space anomaly.
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Very good then.
- Meaning, after we knock
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this pilot from the sky...
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His name is Larry Trainor by the way,
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Captain Larry Trainor, wife, two kids.
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... after we expose him
to unknown space matter,
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after we potentially
burn and radiate him
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beyond the known limits
of human capacity,
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then we're gonna hand
him over to Forsythe
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and his animals? For what?
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And Forsythe will grow
bored with his new toy,
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and then he'll be
ours. Hopefully forever.
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The Immortus Project is working.
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Rita Farr has shown zero
signs of aging since 1955.
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We already have a
perfectly good test subject.
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Now we'll have two.
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Where's the line, Niles?
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'Cause I can't see it anymore.
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The only thing that
should trouble you, Joshua,
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is the alternative.
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Except I don't know
what the alternative is.
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The only way I sleep
at night is because...
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you tell me nothing.
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You're right. And you're welcome.
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- Oh, God.
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- Good morning, Larry.
Apparently it is.
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I've been looking forward
to this day all semester.
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My students are finally
performing their scene studies,
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and I can't wait to see how they utilize
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the techniques that I've taught them.
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I suspect I'll be
handing out a lot of A's.
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- Uh-huh.
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It feels so good to give
back to the community.
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We should've done this ages ago.
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- What?
- Move on.
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Six months ago we learned
our lives had been destroyed
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by a madman. Excuse me if it takes
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more than a moment to
get back my sea legs.
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When we moved into this place,
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we made a promise to each other.
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- I know, but...
- No more hiding.
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I know.
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- I'm trying.
- Mmm.
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Okay.
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What do you think?
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You wanna try for 20 seconds this time?
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Negative Spirit, release!
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Huh.
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There you go, buddy.
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We can do this.
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We can do this. We can...
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Hit the bricks, sister.
We're... we're done. Finito.
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You don't mean that, Kyle.
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I know you better
than you know yourself.
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You wanna pick me up in
those strong arms.
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Cut. Cut.
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Jagger, Esme,
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you failed to move your audience.
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We didn't feel it because
you didn't feel it.
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Mmm? Let me show what it looks like
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when you really connect
to your character.
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And... action!
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Hit the bricks, sister.
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We're done. Finito.
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You don't mean that, Kyle. Hmm?
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I know you better
than you know yourself.
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You wanna pick me up
in these strong arms
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and devour me whole.
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And scene.
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And that, children, [CHUCKLES]
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is what serious dedication
to your craft gets you.
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Being a shitty high
school drama teacher?
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- Wow. Dare to dream.
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It's scary not to excel
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at something we aspire
to do, isn't it, Esme?
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I'm not excelling?
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I can't think of anything sadder
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than some washed-up never-was
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who gets their jollies off
out-acting a bunch of teenagers
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who only took this class for the easy A.
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Larry!
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Hurry up! You're missing the booty song.
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Do either of you two
want to buy Marvin Gardens?
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Honestly, I could use the cash.
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Hmm. Larry! This is
absolutely unacceptable!
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1976 is ending,
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and you're stalling like
some truculent schoolboy.
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Uh, now, I believe it's your turn.
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Ugh, I look ridiculous.
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- No.
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Now, then, Rita,
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that's not fair.
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- Oh, yeah, sure. Laugh it up.
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- All right. Keep playing.
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And don't cheat.
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- He's talking to you.
-Uh-huh.
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Forsythe.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Wonderful home, Dr. Caulder.
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And a happy New Year's Eve.
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You need to leave.
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Oh.
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I'm afraid the matter
at hand is rather urgent.
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What is it?
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You know,
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when the brass told me in '68
I'd be losing Captain Trainor
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to your Immortus Initiative,
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I have to say, I couldn't have imagined
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his new assignment would be quite so...
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cozy.
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Mmm. Well, you have your
methods, I have mine.
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The work we do here
is just as essential.
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Yes.
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- I can see that now.
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What is that song?
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My daughter likes that one.
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Cut the bullshit, Agent.
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What's that?
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Well, I believe you once called it
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the "unrelenting,
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uncompromising pursuit of truth".
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Your signature is required, Doctor.
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Our investigators have identified
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your next test subject.
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What are you talking
about? I... I never...
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That request was made over a decade ago.
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And now we've found her.
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Hispanic female, multiple
personality disorder.
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By all accounts, a real wildcat.
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I think you'll agree
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she fits perfectly the
profile you asked us to find.
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Jane.
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- Did you know?
- About what?
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About what that sadistic
fuck did to us, you fucking...
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No, no, no.
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He promised! [CRYING LOUDLY]
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- Jane.
- [WAILING]
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Jane.
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Hey, it's okay.
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[DISTORTED] He was
going to cage us here.
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Cage us like the rest of them.
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Wasn't he?
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Singing caged birdies
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with pretty feathers
for the master to pluck!
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- [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Just tell me. Please.
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I knew.
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I can give you the spiel, but...
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the truth is, I was blind.
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Willfully blind.
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You need to make it go away.
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- I know it's difficult...
- You don't know.
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I keep having this dream.
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I find a wound on my chest.
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This old wound that's scabbed over.
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And I know I shouldn't touch it,
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but I keep reaching for it,
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and I can't help but scratch.
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And the wound gets bigger and bigger
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until there's nothing of me left.
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There's a drug.
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An opiate.
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For meta-human powers.
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Niles created it.
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Gave it to me for safe keeping,
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so he wouldn't be tempted.
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[KEYPAD BEEPING]
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It's not a fix or a cure.
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It calms the noise, it
makes it more manageable,
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but it doesn't discriminate.
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Jane, it quiets everything.
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The good and the bad.
274
00:16:59,445 --> 00:17:01,181
In order to use it safely,
275
00:17:02,213 --> 00:17:04,215
we'd have to stick to a strict regimen.
276
00:17:04,514 --> 00:17:07,948
I have to monitor your dosage, vitals...
277
00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:20,392
I'm sorry, Kay.
278
00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:22,227
It's okay.
279
00:18:23,161 --> 00:18:24,461
It feels better now.
280
00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,258
_
281
00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:47,533
- [NILES SOBBING]
- _
282
00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:52,390
- ELINORE: Niles?
- Huh?
283
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:55,674
Elinore? Elinore.
284
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,435
Thank you for coming.
285
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,282
This...
286
00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:07,645
He's my last research subject.
287
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,918
He was a race car driver.
288
00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:13,637
Father.
289
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,188
Husband.
290
00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:20,641
I'm afraid all that...
291
00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:26,910
This is hitting me the hardest of all.
292
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,331
The crash was supposed
to be on the racetrack.
293
00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:36,542
No one else was to get hurt.
294
00:19:37,722 --> 00:19:41,106
No one what? What does that
mean, he was "supposed to"?
295
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,442
How would you know...
296
00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:45,409
that a man is supposed to crash?
297
00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:46,844
It's all gone too far.
298
00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:50,280
It's all gone too far, Elinore.
299
00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:52,250
I used to think I had no alternative.
300
00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:54,477
That there wasn't an
alternative, but it's...
301
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:57,016
gone too far.
302
00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:02,091
Niles...
303
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:08,925
I love you...
304
00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:12,872
as a mentor and a friend.
305
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,374
And you are scaring
306
00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:17,187
the ever-loving fuck
out of me right now.
307
00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:19,802
I need to tell you something.
308
00:20:22,843 --> 00:20:24,259
And I need you to promise
309
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,454
when it's finished
310
00:20:30,388 --> 00:20:32,104
that you'll still be my friend.
311
00:20:37,463 --> 00:20:39,196
312
00:20:39,231 --> 00:20:41,309
Cliff! Your order's up.
313
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:42,933
Yo!
314
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,379
315
00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:39,036
316
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,944
You know how
much I cared for Elinore.
317
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,311
She would have wanted it this way.
318
00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:04,921
For Victor to survive.
319
00:22:06,652 --> 00:22:08,916
There's some comfort in that.
320
00:22:10,722 --> 00:22:11,822
Cold comfort.
321
00:22:13,392 --> 00:22:14,447
But thank you.
322
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,037
If I may...
323
00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:18,421
one piece of advice.
324
00:22:19,565 --> 00:22:21,666
If there's one thing I've
learned from my research,
325
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,403
Victor is going to need special care.
326
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,870
No offense,
327
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,241
but we are not talking
328
00:22:28,773 --> 00:22:32,511
about homeschooling
my son's recovery here.
329
00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:33,878
S.T.A.R. Labs has it covered.
330
00:22:33,913 --> 00:22:36,672
I'm not talking about
technology or facilities.
331
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:41,198
There's a holistic
component to be considered.
332
00:22:42,386 --> 00:22:44,511
Patience. Empathy.
333
00:22:45,723 --> 00:22:47,214
And I'm not capable of giving it.
334
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,120
Is that what you're saying?
335
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:51,703
No, I'm... I just suggest...
336
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,663
You might be surprised
337
00:22:56,868 --> 00:22:59,829
just how much of a
tonic compassion can be.
338
00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:05,742
And exactly who do you
think you're fooling here?
339
00:23:05,743 --> 00:23:09,078
Hmm? You talk about compassion? Empathy?
340
00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:11,946
Like you invented it?
341
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:14,707
I'm...
342
00:23:17,108 --> 00:23:18,762
I was her husband.
343
00:23:20,592 --> 00:23:23,145
And you don't think she
told me what you did?
344
00:23:24,262 --> 00:23:29,473
You think you have any standing
to lecture me about family?
345
00:23:30,521 --> 00:23:32,297
I just put my son back together.
346
00:23:33,472 --> 00:23:34,540
My son!
347
00:23:35,074 --> 00:23:37,309
And you think that
you and I are the same?
348
00:23:38,094 --> 00:23:40,098
You think what you did...
349
00:23:41,413 --> 00:23:43,989
and what I did are the same?
350
00:23:44,449 --> 00:23:46,106
This wasn't some experiment.
351
00:23:47,117 --> 00:23:48,504
I turned my...
352
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:53,207
sweet, affable, athletic,
353
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:56,883
charming, delicious boy
354
00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,273
into a freak of nature.
355
00:24:01,054 --> 00:24:02,195
I did it out of love.
356
00:24:04,795 --> 00:24:06,672
Why the hell did you do it, Niles?
357
00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:08,519
To those people?
358
00:24:09,321 --> 00:24:11,184
You speak to me about compassion?
359
00:24:13,939 --> 00:24:15,175
Don't ever.
360
00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:18,032
Don't you dare.
361
00:24:28,398 --> 00:24:30,049
362
00:24:36,734 --> 00:24:40,472
363
00:24:40,504 --> 00:24:42,206
Who are you?
364
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,809
Me?
365
00:24:43,841 --> 00:24:47,422
I'm you.
366
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,755
367
00:24:51,014 --> 00:24:52,365
368
00:24:57,254 --> 00:24:59,590
369
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:00,721
Hey, Dad.
370
00:25:01,492 --> 00:25:02,818
You okay, son?
371
00:25:04,021 --> 00:25:05,295
Fine. Um...
372
00:25:06,097 --> 00:25:08,200
Just been up all night
working that bitcoin ring.
373
00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:11,020
Well, you know, if
that cybercrime is
374
00:25:11,021 --> 00:25:13,838
too dry for you, you can always
go back out into the field.
375
00:25:13,872 --> 00:25:15,308
My time's better spent taking down
376
00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:18,349
international money launderers
than two-bit purse-snatchers.
377
00:25:18,374 --> 00:25:19,774
- Don't you think?
- Um, of course.
378
00:25:22,379 --> 00:25:23,448
Either way,
379
00:25:24,182 --> 00:25:25,317
I'm proud of you.
380
00:25:25,951 --> 00:25:27,118
I hope you know that.
381
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:28,887
Sure.
382
00:25:29,312 --> 00:25:30,614
Look, I gotta get back to it.
383
00:25:31,289 --> 00:25:32,309
384
00:25:34,107 --> 00:25:35,458
385
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:46,171
386
00:25:46,203 --> 00:25:48,972
387
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,342
388
00:25:51,376 --> 00:25:54,146
389
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:56,682
Is there any sweeter
feeling than revenge?
390
00:25:56,714 --> 00:25:57,883
391
00:25:57,915 --> 00:26:00,918
That's an excellent
question, Whoopi, and...
392
00:26:00,953 --> 00:26:02,619
I don't think that there is.
393
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,254
And the only thing that I'm more sure of
394
00:26:04,255 --> 00:26:07,125
is that it will never,
ever, ever go away!
395
00:26:07,157 --> 00:26:08,657
396
00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:16,154
"A convoluted, meandering
plot that ends in a whimper.
397
00:26:17,601 --> 00:26:18,904
An impotent villain
398
00:26:18,936 --> 00:26:21,967
with a cliche approach to revenge"!
399
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,842
You know what, he's right.
400
00:26:27,428 --> 00:26:29,131
He's totally right!
401
00:26:30,347 --> 00:26:32,651
He's... he's totally right.
402
00:26:32,684 --> 00:26:34,752
At long
last, I have found you!
403
00:26:34,787 --> 00:26:36,108
No!
404
00:26:38,089 --> 00:26:40,889
Be still, you
fudger! Be still, I say!
405
00:26:41,551 --> 00:26:43,662
Did you just call me a "fudger"?
406
00:26:43,694 --> 00:26:46,799
Silence, recreant! For this is my time.
407
00:26:46,831 --> 00:26:48,267
I have waited centuries
408
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:50,702
for the rapture foretold
in the scripture.
409
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,937
Twice you have brought us to its brink,
410
00:26:52,972 --> 00:26:54,606
and twice you have failed.
411
00:26:54,639 --> 00:26:56,707
Explain yourself! I demand it!
412
00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:59,078
Well, I was going for
more of a personal tale
413
00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:01,480
of vengeance and betrayal. You know...
414
00:27:01,512 --> 00:27:02,940
emotional stakes.
415
00:27:03,548 --> 00:27:05,331
Real premium cable shit.
416
00:27:06,085 --> 00:27:08,286
So, you're
not an agent of the Lord?
417
00:27:08,319 --> 00:27:09,954
No, there is no God.
418
00:27:09,989 --> 00:27:14,092
If there was, I wouldn't
be so devoid of purpose.
419
00:27:14,126 --> 00:27:15,793
Oh, a crisis of faith!
420
00:27:15,828 --> 00:27:17,963
This is why Father has led me to you,
421
00:27:17,997 --> 00:27:20,699
to set you back on
the path to His glory!
422
00:27:20,732 --> 00:27:24,537
Path to glory? Oh, I
like the sound of that.
423
00:27:24,569 --> 00:27:27,230
-To His glory.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
424
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:28,941
To glory.
425
00:27:29,707 --> 00:27:31,245
Oh, but it's no use!
426
00:27:33,044 --> 00:27:36,415
I have already completed
my life's masterwork
427
00:27:36,449 --> 00:27:40,853
by turning everyone Niles
Caulder loves against him.
428
00:27:40,886 --> 00:27:45,656
There isn't a person alive
that he can call friend.
429
00:27:45,691 --> 00:27:48,030
No man, no woman...
430
00:27:48,596 --> 00:27:49,647
Woman.
431
00:27:51,266 --> 00:27:53,372
432
00:27:54,596 --> 00:27:56,398
433
00:27:56,423 --> 00:27:57,492
I want the truth.
434
00:27:58,502 --> 00:27:59,738
Where is she?
435
00:27:59,771 --> 00:28:01,339
436
00:28:01,374 --> 00:28:05,677
It seems as though I left
some vengeance on the table.
437
00:28:05,712 --> 00:28:09,013
I really gotta amp things up this
time, really make a show of force!
438
00:28:09,048 --> 00:28:10,415
You need guys?
439
00:28:10,449 --> 00:28:13,318
I know a rat who spent
an entire afternoon
440
00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:17,722
exacting revenge on the
robot who killed his mother.
441
00:28:17,755 --> 00:28:19,024
Admiral Whiskers?
442
00:28:19,758 --> 00:28:21,036
I love that guy.
443
00:28:23,729 --> 00:28:24,896
444
00:28:24,930 --> 00:28:26,130
445
00:28:26,165 --> 00:28:29,100
This is a splendid start. Who else?
446
00:28:29,134 --> 00:28:30,702
Hmm. You know what?
447
00:28:30,735 --> 00:28:33,771
Let's start small. A trinity.
448
00:28:33,805 --> 00:28:36,212
Hmm. Hmm, I like it.
449
00:28:36,237 --> 00:28:38,307
I like it. A menage-a-us.
450
00:28:38,543 --> 00:28:42,681
And we shall call ourselves The
Brotherhood of Dangerous Animals!
451
00:28:42,706 --> 00:28:44,075
Hosanna!
452
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:45,293
453
00:28:45,317 --> 00:28:50,289
Yes. It is tight, Admiral Whiskers.
454
00:28:50,321 --> 00:28:55,122
Yes! And vengeance will be mine!
455
00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:58,062
Again. For real this time.
456
00:28:58,097 --> 00:29:02,466
And when we get Niles Caulder... again,
457
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,836
the world will be ours!
458
00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:07,672
459
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,407
Then we shall destroy it!
460
00:29:10,442 --> 00:29:11,628
Maybe.
461
00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:14,433
If there's time.
462
00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:19,329
463
00:29:27,858 --> 00:29:28,908
464
00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:34,499
465
00:29:34,531 --> 00:29:38,865
466
00:29:39,079 --> 00:29:40,214
Morning, dear.
467
00:29:41,807 --> 00:29:44,000
- We hit 20 seconds yesterday.
468
00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:45,711
At least, I think we did.
469
00:29:46,979 --> 00:29:49,847
I passed out at some
point. But it felt longer.
470
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,217
Bully for you.
471
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,021
Rough day at school?
472
00:29:56,489 --> 00:30:01,489
I was emotionally assassinated
by a 13-year-old girl.
473
00:30:03,962 --> 00:30:06,232
I'm not even sure what
we're doing here, Larry.
474
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:09,367
We're doing exactly what we
were doing back at the manor,
475
00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:10,403
just getting by.
476
00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:12,872
That's not enough for me. Not anymore.
477
00:30:13,505 --> 00:30:17,283
There has to be more
to life than just this.
478
00:30:17,577 --> 00:30:19,978
♪ We'll be singing ♪
479
00:30:20,011 --> 00:30:22,614
♪ When we're winning ♪
480
00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:24,148
♪ We'll be singing... ♪
481
00:30:24,183 --> 00:30:27,051
- Neighbors?
- Moved last week.
482
00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:30,722
♪ We'll be singing ♪
483
00:30:30,757 --> 00:30:33,992
♪ We'll be singing when we're winning ♪
484
00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:36,606
Do you think Old Man Arnold can hear it?
485
00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:38,574
Hear what?
486
00:30:39,164 --> 00:30:41,899
Nothing! Have a nice day now.
487
00:30:41,934 --> 00:30:43,868
Eat shit, ginger!
488
00:30:43,902 --> 00:30:45,236
♪ You'll be singing... ♪
489
00:30:45,271 --> 00:30:47,965
- Disembodied singing.
- Never a good sign.
490
00:30:48,674 --> 00:30:52,330
Although, we could follow
it. See where it leads.
491
00:30:53,546 --> 00:30:56,048
It's not like we have much to lose.
492
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,415
No, just our lives.
493
00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:59,819
But, hey, we're living
on stolen time anyway,
494
00:30:59,844 --> 00:31:01,328
so why not take it for granted and
495
00:31:01,353 --> 00:31:03,412
dive headlong into shark-infested waters
496
00:31:03,437 --> 00:31:05,155
that will undoubtedly
lead us back to the man
497
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:06,959
who permanently disfigured us
498
00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:09,161
and lied to us about it for decades?
499
00:31:09,649 --> 00:31:12,234
We're the ones who don't
get involved. Remember?
500
00:31:13,094 --> 00:31:15,429
♪ We'll be singing... ♪
501
00:31:15,454 --> 00:31:16,691
No more hiding.
502
00:31:17,884 --> 00:31:20,186
♪ We'll be singing ♪
503
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,211
504
00:31:22,236 --> 00:31:24,486
505
00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:35,794
506
00:31:35,819 --> 00:31:36,899
Kay...
507
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,425
Stay here.
508
00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:43,928
Sweet, sweet baby... Baby...
509
00:31:43,962 --> 00:31:45,297
Who's there?
510
00:31:45,330 --> 00:31:47,557
No, Kay. Don't forget.
511
00:31:48,363 --> 00:31:49,588
You can't forget.
512
00:31:50,401 --> 00:31:51,494
I'll get her, Jane.
513
00:31:52,158 --> 00:31:53,252
Don't worry.
514
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,375
Kay...
515
00:31:56,376 --> 00:31:57,541
Come here, monkey.
516
00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:00,745
Sweet, sweet baby... Baby...
517
00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:03,747
I know you think
this is how it has to be,
518
00:32:03,748 --> 00:32:05,449
but this isn't healing, Jane.
519
00:32:06,151 --> 00:32:09,251
Forgetting and hiding isn't healing.
520
00:32:11,956 --> 00:32:13,288
You have to go up.
521
00:32:16,193 --> 00:32:17,233
I can't.
522
00:32:20,165 --> 00:32:21,456
We're safer here.
523
00:32:23,002 --> 00:32:24,604
We're happy, aren't we?
524
00:32:26,003 --> 00:32:27,172
525
00:32:27,205 --> 00:32:29,840
526
00:32:29,841 --> 00:32:31,643
♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪
527
00:32:31,644 --> 00:32:34,346
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪
528
00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:36,418
♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪
529
00:32:36,443 --> 00:32:37,915
What the fuck!
530
00:32:37,949 --> 00:32:39,151
531
00:32:39,184 --> 00:32:42,437
- Uh... Hi. Uh...
- What the fuck?
532
00:32:44,623 --> 00:32:47,684
You're the one who's been bringing
me cold food this whole time?
533
00:32:48,627 --> 00:32:49,962
For months?
534
00:32:49,987 --> 00:32:51,160
Um...
535
00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:55,467
Well, yeah, when I'm not
busy. I'm busy a lot, you know.
536
00:32:55,492 --> 00:32:56,507
There just happens to be a food truck
537
00:32:56,531 --> 00:32:58,703
where I'm busy most, and I, um...
538
00:32:58,738 --> 00:33:00,672
I mean, it's not like
I could eat any of it.
539
00:33:01,306 --> 00:33:03,509
- Thanks.
540
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:04,928
Might be a little soggy.
541
00:33:06,078 --> 00:33:08,247
I tripped. Manhole just came out of...
542
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,582
Do you hear that music too?
543
00:33:10,214 --> 00:33:11,383
All morning.
544
00:33:12,817 --> 00:33:13,933
You, uh...
545
00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:17,665
You wanna go fuck up
whoever's playing it?
546
00:33:18,089 --> 00:33:19,224
Fuck, yeah!
547
00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:21,910
♪ ... but I get up again ♪
548
00:33:22,328 --> 00:33:24,261
549
00:33:24,262 --> 00:33:25,763
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪
550
00:33:25,764 --> 00:33:27,715
♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪
551
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:30,468
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪
552
00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:32,673
♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪
553
00:33:34,205 --> 00:33:37,460
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
554
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:42,048
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
555
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,549
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
he drinks a vodka drink ♪
556
00:33:44,582 --> 00:33:46,751
♪ He drinks a lager drink
he drinks a cider drink ♪
557
00:33:46,786 --> 00:33:49,120
♪ He sings the songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
558
00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:51,243
CLIFF: So, my timing might be shit here,
559
00:33:51,268 --> 00:33:55,260
but I, for one, am grateful
a disembodied Chumbawamba
560
00:33:55,293 --> 00:33:56,863
has brought us all back together.
561
00:33:57,896 --> 00:34:00,232
562
00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:04,971
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪
563
00:34:05,003 --> 00:34:07,739
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪
564
00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:09,642
♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪
565
00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:12,377
♪ I get knocked down
but I get up again ♪
566
00:34:12,410 --> 00:34:14,278
♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪
567
00:34:14,312 --> 00:34:15,604
♪ I get knocked down... ♪
568
00:34:15,629 --> 00:34:18,718
Can I just say there better be a
good fucking reason why we're here?
569
00:34:18,751 --> 00:34:20,893
And it better be to turn
off that fucking song.
570
00:34:23,055 --> 00:34:24,368
- Because honestly,
571
00:34:24,392 --> 00:34:25,915
I'd rather stick sharks in my vagina
572
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,626
than be in the same zip code as you.
573
00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:30,764
It's Mr. Nobody. He's kidnapped Danny.
574
00:34:31,585 --> 00:34:33,888
- So, rescue Danny.
- I can't.
575
00:34:36,355 --> 00:34:37,632
I need your help.
576
00:34:50,314 --> 00:34:52,619
A long time ago, I had a daughter.
577
00:34:55,221 --> 00:34:57,963
She's extraordinary
and everything to me,
578
00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,432
and I'm afraid...
579
00:35:01,986 --> 00:35:05,525
she is a danger to all of us.
580
00:35:07,665 --> 00:35:10,835
All I ever wanted was to live
one day longer than she did,
581
00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:12,821
to protect her.
582
00:35:13,829 --> 00:35:15,523
To protect others.
583
00:35:17,836 --> 00:35:21,605
That's why I created each one of you.
584
00:35:24,816 --> 00:35:27,153
585
00:35:27,362 --> 00:35:31,719
I need to study any means
possible of extending my own life.
586
00:35:34,235 --> 00:35:38,063
So, we were lab rats.
Just like Mr. Nobody said.
587
00:35:39,164 --> 00:35:42,635
Yes, at first. I can't deny that.
588
00:35:43,231 --> 00:35:46,804
Okay, I'm sorry, but
invoking your daughter now,
589
00:35:47,738 --> 00:35:48,915
it's fucking evil.
590
00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,309
It's the truth.
591
00:35:50,341 --> 00:35:52,611
I hid her for years on Danny,
592
00:35:52,714 --> 00:35:55,168
who graciously accepted
to be her caretaker.
593
00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:58,751
Somehow,
594
00:35:59,862 --> 00:36:01,097
Mr. Nobody
595
00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:04,356
has found out about her,
596
00:36:04,388 --> 00:36:08,088
and he's trapped them
both inside this painting.
597
00:36:11,028 --> 00:36:12,198
Please.
598
00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:17,070
She's all I've got left.
599
00:36:18,403 --> 00:36:21,339
Tell you what. I'll help
you with your daughter
600
00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:25,310
as soon as you invent a time machine
601
00:36:25,343 --> 00:36:29,565
that gets me back the 30
years I lost with mine.
602
00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:32,528
Till then, fuck you forever!
603
00:36:34,637 --> 00:36:37,521
And Danny? You're just
gonna turn your back on them?
604
00:36:37,522 --> 00:36:39,241
Even though they had no part in this?
605
00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:43,060
I'm sorry, what part of "fuck
you forever" was in Hebrew?
606
00:36:43,085 --> 00:36:44,188
I'll do it.
607
00:36:45,631 --> 00:36:48,267
For Danny. Even your daughter.
608
00:36:48,299 --> 00:36:50,001
609
00:36:50,035 --> 00:36:51,218
Not for you.
610
00:36:52,236 --> 00:36:54,606
Wait! You're doing this?
611
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,341
Niles Caulder, you're an awful,
612
00:36:57,376 --> 00:37:01,461
vermin-infested, garbage... person.
613
00:37:02,148 --> 00:37:04,445
But so help me, I'm going
into that painting too.
614
00:37:05,385 --> 00:37:07,695
I was terrible as a human being,
615
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,334
and even worse as an acting teacher.
616
00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:16,461
The only time I don't feel
like a complete asshole
617
00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:17,723
is when I'm dealing with...
618
00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:22,060
whatever you would
call this foolishness.
619
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,542
Larry.
620
00:37:25,216 --> 00:37:26,884
LARRY: Does my opinion even matter?
621
00:37:27,607 --> 00:37:28,810
Cliff.
622
00:37:29,008 --> 00:37:32,088
Great! Now I'm the fucking
asshole who's a fucking asshole
623
00:37:32,113 --> 00:37:33,645
if I don't walk into
the fucking painting.
624
00:37:33,646 --> 00:37:35,920
Of course I'm gonna fucking
walk into the fucking painting,
625
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:36,945
because, let's be honest,
626
00:37:36,946 --> 00:37:38,647
who the fuck else is
enough of a fucking asshole
627
00:37:38,671 --> 00:37:40,184
to walk into a fucking painting?
628
00:37:40,185 --> 00:37:41,320
Let's go!
629
00:37:42,568 --> 00:37:46,638
Okay, so get into the
painting... somehow,
630
00:37:46,663 --> 00:37:49,098
and then rescue Danny
and your daughter somehow.
631
00:37:49,123 --> 00:37:50,759
Getting in is gonna be the easy part.
632
00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:52,865
It's the getting out
that's gonna be tricky.
633
00:37:52,897 --> 00:37:54,767
Why? What do we have to do?
634
00:37:54,799 --> 00:37:57,462
I don't know. That's
why it's gonna be tricky.
635
00:37:57,487 --> 00:37:58,767
LARRY: Ah. Okay.
636
00:38:00,638 --> 00:38:02,040
637
00:38:02,073 --> 00:38:04,075
So, what do we do? Just
stare at this thing?
638
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,470
Keep staring. Keep staring.
639
00:38:06,946 --> 00:38:11,946
640
00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:16,321
Where is everyone?
641
00:38:16,354 --> 00:38:18,423
642
00:38:18,457 --> 00:38:21,796
Danny, you okay? What's going...
643
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:23,882
Uh, can't see. All right.
644
00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:31,236
_
645
00:38:31,269 --> 00:38:33,071
Danny, what about her?
646
00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:34,206
She safe?
647
00:38:34,539 --> 00:38:36,518
648
00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:38,191
Uh... Guys?
649
00:38:47,318 --> 00:38:48,823
What the hell is that?
650
00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:54,225
Now comes your reckoning!
651
00:38:54,258 --> 00:38:55,627
Oh, God.
652
00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:59,097
Behold! I am His right hand.
653
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:02,334
His scythe! Use me, Father!
654
00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:06,238
I am your disciple, your fifth horseman!
655
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:08,344
Take cover!
656
00:39:11,842 --> 00:39:13,411
Shit! Shit!
657
00:39:14,065 --> 00:39:15,299
Shit!
658
00:39:15,324 --> 00:39:19,284
Shit! Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
659
00:39:20,809 --> 00:39:24,146
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
660
00:39:24,171 --> 00:39:26,172
♪ Danny boy ♪
661
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,300
I'm so sorry, Danny boy!
662
00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:30,738
Oh, my God. Danny was right. You came.
663
00:39:30,763 --> 00:39:32,697
I'm so happy to see you guys.
664
00:39:32,698 --> 00:39:34,264
- Man, what the hell are you doing?
665
00:39:34,265 --> 00:39:35,767
666
00:39:36,187 --> 00:39:38,269
I fucked up. I fucked up.
667
00:39:38,703 --> 00:39:42,140
I fucked up so hard.
668
00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:44,575
I was happy here, you know.
669
00:39:44,609 --> 00:39:47,780
This guy shows up,
Mr. Nobody, offering me
670
00:39:47,812 --> 00:39:52,149
bags of Lincoln, da Vinci, ZZ Top.
671
00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:54,895
Their beards tasted so good.
672
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,957
And I told him...
673
00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:01,526
I told him everything.
674
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,465
You sold her out.
675
00:40:06,397 --> 00:40:08,048
676
00:40:15,374 --> 00:40:16,572
What did you do?
677
00:40:16,973 --> 00:40:18,410
What did I do?
678
00:40:18,443 --> 00:40:21,981
I mean, sure, I trapped
Danny in this Goddamn painting
679
00:40:22,013 --> 00:40:24,583
before realizing that it
would turn me into this...
680
00:40:25,835 --> 00:40:27,069
this husk!
681
00:40:27,252 --> 00:40:29,342
All I wanted to do
682
00:40:29,787 --> 00:40:32,057
was to meet that
Cro-Magnon squeeze of yours,
683
00:40:32,091 --> 00:40:34,292
and lo and behold, all that remains
684
00:40:34,327 --> 00:40:37,830
is an adorable, almighty
chip off the old block.
685
00:40:37,863 --> 00:40:40,499
If you so much as harmed
a hair on her head...
686
00:40:40,531 --> 00:40:43,202
687
00:40:43,236 --> 00:40:48,073
She enlarged those two
backstabbing vermin!
688
00:40:48,288 --> 00:40:51,357
Have you ever tried
talking sense to a pest
689
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:55,246
while he enjoys his very own
re-enactment of a Kaiju movie?
690
00:40:55,247 --> 00:40:56,381
It is impossible!
691
00:40:56,414 --> 00:40:58,417
Shut up! Look, we need a plan.
692
00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:00,952
Look, we were the only people
in this whole entire world
693
00:41:00,986 --> 00:41:03,256
who got Danny's SOS
and followed it here.
694
00:41:03,289 --> 00:41:05,957
We're standing inside the
heart of a sentient street,
695
00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:08,693
inside a magic painting
with a giant-ass cockroach,
696
00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:09,937
a guy who hunts beards, and...
697
00:41:09,961 --> 00:41:12,196
And an inter-dimensional fuck-up.
698
00:41:12,229 --> 00:41:13,999
699
00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:16,068
If anybody's gonna save Danny
700
00:41:16,102 --> 00:41:19,504
and the Chief's daughter,
it's gonna be us.
701
00:41:19,537 --> 00:41:22,025
Fine. What's this plan?
702
00:41:27,424 --> 00:41:28,847
This way. Quickly!
703
00:41:30,348 --> 00:41:32,987
She's in the Doll
Hospital, down the stairs.
704
00:41:35,319 --> 00:41:36,921
That wasn't so bad.
705
00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:39,825
Maybe the giant roach found
a giant turd to chow down on
706
00:41:39,857 --> 00:41:41,359
and forgot all about us.
707
00:41:43,129 --> 00:41:47,732
708
00:41:47,765 --> 00:41:49,734
It's the roach, isn't it?
709
00:41:49,767 --> 00:41:52,767
710
00:41:56,342 --> 00:41:59,011
711
00:41:59,036 --> 00:42:01,040
Oh, fuck my life!
712
00:42:01,939 --> 00:42:05,423
Jane, run!
713
00:42:06,069 --> 00:42:07,404
The fuck!
714
00:42:07,718 --> 00:42:09,588
715
00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:12,021
716
00:42:16,704 --> 00:42:18,075
Come and get it, asshole!
717
00:42:20,865 --> 00:42:23,716
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
718
00:42:27,805 --> 00:42:30,374
No. Find my daughter.
719
00:42:30,408 --> 00:42:32,408
The Doll Hospital. Go.
720
00:42:35,714 --> 00:42:37,214
721
00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:49,493
722
00:42:49,528 --> 00:42:52,246
I was supposed to be the villain
723
00:42:53,498 --> 00:42:55,419
of this shitty piece.
724
00:42:57,702 --> 00:43:00,805
I was bested by a little girl,
725
00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:04,475
and thrown out of my
own criminal organization
726
00:43:04,508 --> 00:43:07,513
by a rat and a roach.
727
00:43:08,546 --> 00:43:09,548
Me...
728
00:43:11,383 --> 00:43:14,053
The big bad. The black hat.
729
00:43:14,086 --> 00:43:16,493
You can't make this shit up!
730
00:43:18,212 --> 00:43:20,627
Yesterday, a 13-year-old girl told me
731
00:43:20,652 --> 00:43:22,493
to fuck my face with a weed-whacker.
732
00:43:22,526 --> 00:43:24,396
733
00:43:24,428 --> 00:43:26,499
Congratulations.
734
00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:29,343
We both suck.
735
00:43:29,368 --> 00:43:31,037
That's one way to tell the story.
736
00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:32,537
It's the truth.
737
00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:33,921
It's the past.
738
00:43:35,056 --> 00:43:37,132
The future is still
yours for the making.
739
00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:40,713
Why? What's the point?
740
00:43:41,499 --> 00:43:44,482
I know what it's like to be a nobody.
741
00:43:45,383 --> 00:43:49,155
But as bad as that felt, I'd
rather be nobody than nothing.
742
00:43:49,187 --> 00:43:51,390
And that is exactly
what you're going to be
743
00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:54,493
if you don't quit feeling
sorry for yourself.
744
00:43:54,526 --> 00:43:55,827
You don't give a shit about me.
745
00:43:55,861 --> 00:43:58,430
You're only saying all of
this to save your own tuchus.
746
00:43:58,463 --> 00:44:00,464
747
00:44:00,499 --> 00:44:03,468
That is... 100% true.
748
00:44:03,502 --> 00:44:05,470
But think about it this way,
749
00:44:05,504 --> 00:44:09,374
if you give up now, your
story is a forgettable,
750
00:44:09,406 --> 00:44:11,909
disappointing defeat,
751
00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:16,249
but if you take up your
narration once again,
752
00:44:16,682 --> 00:44:22,887
you can turn your tale into
something beloved by all,
753
00:44:22,888 --> 00:44:26,325
told and retold time after time.
754
00:44:27,359 --> 00:44:28,495
A comeback.
755
00:44:31,696 --> 00:44:33,269
What do you want me to do?
756
00:44:35,301 --> 00:44:38,537
♪ Give me joy in my heart ♪
757
00:44:38,569 --> 00:44:41,073
♪ Keep me praising ♪
758
00:44:41,106 --> 00:44:45,410
♪ Give me joy in my heart I pray ♪
759
00:44:45,443 --> 00:44:48,479
There he stood,
760
00:44:48,513 --> 00:44:51,422
anointed with purpose. Ezekiel!
761
00:44:51,984 --> 00:44:55,553
Born of the most Herculean
and timeless of creatures.
762
00:44:55,586 --> 00:44:57,372
Father, is that you?
763
00:44:57,397 --> 00:44:58,450
No.
764
00:44:58,475 --> 00:45:01,601
Ezekiel realized that it
wasn't God, it couldn't be,
765
00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:04,457
because he was God all along.
766
00:45:04,482 --> 00:45:05,590
Huh?
767
00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:08,724
For who else was more
powerful than the cockroach?
768
00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:11,219
Who else could survive mass extinctions,
769
00:45:11,244 --> 00:45:13,338
plagues, and nuclear explosions?
770
00:45:13,370 --> 00:45:14,506
No one!
771
00:45:14,539 --> 00:45:16,841
Only I, only Ezekiel.
772
00:45:16,874 --> 00:45:18,910
MR. NOBODY: And if
he wanted Armageddon,
773
00:45:18,943 --> 00:45:22,414
he would have to manifest
Revelations himself!
774
00:45:22,446 --> 00:45:24,649
Yes! I am ready!
775
00:45:24,827 --> 00:45:28,130
MR. NOBODY: Now was the time for
the meek to inherit the Earth.
776
00:45:28,155 --> 00:45:31,192
It was time for the meek to devour it.
777
00:45:31,723 --> 00:45:32,890
Devour?
778
00:45:32,924 --> 00:45:35,462
Ugh. Three
o'clock. Behind the BMW.
779
00:45:36,595 --> 00:45:40,832
Why, a God would not be sated
on scraps of guano alone.
780
00:45:40,865 --> 00:45:42,801
Ezekiel had a new appetite.
781
00:45:42,834 --> 00:45:44,803
- He desired to eat...
782
00:45:44,836 --> 00:45:46,604
- ... the world.
783
00:45:46,638 --> 00:45:48,240
Yes!
784
00:45:48,274 --> 00:45:51,443
Now having
tasted the great Cyborg,
785
00:45:51,477 --> 00:45:54,178
Ezekiel's craving for power grew.
786
00:45:54,213 --> 00:45:56,781
I am become God!
787
00:45:56,814 --> 00:45:59,017
Destroyer of worlds!
788
00:45:59,051 --> 00:46:01,171
789
00:46:03,388 --> 00:46:07,993
Of all the stupid
ways I expected to die,
790
00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:12,397
getting eaten by a Godzilla-rat
never made the list.
791
00:46:12,430 --> 00:46:15,066
I don't know. Maybe I deserve this.
792
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:18,002
I was a shitty dad and a worse husband.
793
00:46:18,035 --> 00:46:20,071
- Uh, let's see, what else?
794
00:46:20,104 --> 00:46:23,309
795
00:46:23,341 --> 00:46:26,636
Okay, yeah. But those two other
things, they aren't that bad.
796
00:46:26,661 --> 00:46:27,946
797
00:46:27,979 --> 00:46:29,816
798
00:46:29,848 --> 00:46:32,383
I mean, lots of people suck
at relationships and parenting.
799
00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:34,818
Doesn't mean they're
sucky people, does it?
800
00:46:34,819 --> 00:46:36,286
Because if I had another
chance with Clara,
801
00:46:36,287 --> 00:46:38,856
I know I'd do so much better.
802
00:46:38,890 --> 00:46:40,760
So, why shouldn't I get a second chance?
803
00:46:41,124 --> 00:46:44,128
Why do I deserve to be slowly
digested by a giant fucking rodent?
804
00:46:44,129 --> 00:46:47,464
'Cause I don't think I do.
I don't fucking deserve this!
805
00:46:47,499 --> 00:46:48,834
Maybe nobody does.
806
00:46:48,867 --> 00:46:51,303
- I do not deserve this shit.
807
00:46:51,336 --> 00:46:54,508
I do not deserve this shit!
808
00:46:54,984 --> 00:46:58,010
I do not deserve this shit!
809
00:46:58,042 --> 00:47:00,278
810
00:47:00,312 --> 00:47:02,548
Okay, you heard Vic's plan.
811
00:47:02,954 --> 00:47:06,484
You're gonna find us a way
out of here. I know you are.
812
00:47:06,517 --> 00:47:08,352
Negative Spirit, release!
813
00:47:08,385 --> 00:47:09,885
814
00:47:21,066 --> 00:47:23,915
815
00:47:28,774 --> 00:47:32,443
816
00:47:32,477 --> 00:47:35,176
817
00:47:39,801 --> 00:47:40,836
Hello?
818
00:47:42,019 --> 00:47:43,089
I'm Jane.
819
00:47:44,449 --> 00:47:45,955
Niles sent me to come get you.
820
00:47:46,924 --> 00:47:48,575
821
00:48:03,575 --> 00:48:05,609
822
00:48:05,644 --> 00:48:07,044
Good job.
823
00:48:07,078 --> 00:48:08,481
Looks like I'm up.
824
00:48:09,915 --> 00:48:13,282
Just as soon as everyone's
inside the giant cockroach.
825
00:48:13,283 --> 00:48:14,283
Rita!
826
00:48:24,796 --> 00:48:26,265
827
00:48:26,298 --> 00:48:30,602
I know you better than
you know yourself, Ezekiel.
828
00:48:30,635 --> 00:48:35,635
You wanna pick me up in those
strong arms and devour me whole.
829
00:48:36,676 --> 00:48:39,878
Oh, God. This is gonna be
worse than the donkey, isn't it?
830
00:48:40,812 --> 00:48:43,211
831
00:48:47,443 --> 00:48:48,546
I get it.
832
00:48:49,313 --> 00:48:52,416
I have a friend, Baby Doll.
833
00:48:54,271 --> 00:48:55,407
She's like us.
834
00:48:56,961 --> 00:48:58,377
She gets scared too.
835
00:48:59,397 --> 00:49:01,533
And your dad used to sing her this song
836
00:49:01,566 --> 00:49:03,713
that always made her feel better.
837
00:49:05,303 --> 00:49:09,440
♪ I'm a valiant little squirrel ♪
838
00:49:11,276 --> 00:49:16,276
♪ I am brave and powerful ♪
839
00:49:16,582 --> 00:49:21,285
♪ No, I'm not afraid of anything ♪
840
00:49:21,319 --> 00:49:24,189
♪ At all ♪
841
00:49:24,223 --> 00:49:27,158
842
00:49:27,191 --> 00:49:28,816
♪ I am strong ♪
843
00:49:31,263 --> 00:49:33,173
♪ I am daring ♪
844
00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:39,032
♪ It's not me that you'll be scaring ♪
845
00:49:39,893 --> 00:49:44,893
♪ No, I'm not afraid of anything ♪
846
00:49:46,001 --> 00:49:48,811
♪ At all ♪
847
00:49:50,533 --> 00:49:52,003
NILES: Not even a hawk?
848
00:49:53,984 --> 00:49:56,237
With its loud and mighty squawk?
849
00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,025
Come, dear.
850
00:50:11,105 --> 00:50:14,126
Shall we go see what the inside
of a cockroach looks like?
851
00:50:45,437 --> 00:50:48,406
Wait, wait, Cliff. What about Cliff?
852
00:50:48,439 --> 00:50:50,866
Oh, shit. Cliff.
853
00:50:50,891 --> 00:50:54,374
I do not deserve this shit!
854
00:50:54,399 --> 00:50:55,788
Ugh. Gross.
855
00:50:55,813 --> 00:50:57,148
Um, okay.
856
00:50:57,629 --> 00:50:59,179
Okay, I'm just vamping here.
857
00:51:00,151 --> 00:51:01,486
Then...
858
00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:05,319
Then Ezekiel noticed Whiskers.
859
00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:11,313
I mean, he really noticed him.
860
00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:15,205
861
00:51:15,230 --> 00:51:19,301
Why, he had been so busy
862
00:51:19,738 --> 00:51:22,540
becoming the architect
of the Apocalypse and all,
863
00:51:22,575 --> 00:51:25,719
that he had failed to see
what was right before his eyes,
864
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:26,879
but there he was.
865
00:51:26,904 --> 00:51:32,559
Ezekiel's right hand in the
destruction of this loathsome world.
866
00:51:32,584 --> 00:51:35,120
Another meek and forgotten creature.
867
00:51:35,153 --> 00:51:37,455
It was as if a soul
had been split in two,
868
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,949
and they were finding their
way back together again.
869
00:51:39,974 --> 00:51:42,177
The yearning was palpable.
870
00:51:42,202 --> 00:51:44,204
It was intoxicating.
871
00:51:44,263 --> 00:51:48,165
872
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,504
Really? Oh, Whiskers!
873
00:51:51,795 --> 00:51:53,680
It was in that
moment that Ezekiel lost
874
00:51:53,704 --> 00:51:55,073
all other appetite,
875
00:51:55,106 --> 00:51:57,215
he hungered for one thing
876
00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,238
and one thing only,
877
00:51:59,930 --> 00:52:01,184
and that was...
878
00:52:02,214 --> 00:52:04,164
rat-a-tushie.
879
00:52:10,155 --> 00:52:12,254
880
00:52:19,497 --> 00:52:21,737
Oh! Gotta make
it into the cockroach.
881
00:52:21,762 --> 00:52:23,664
Gotta make it into the cockroach.
882
00:52:23,689 --> 00:52:25,336
Gotta make it into the cockroach.
883
00:52:25,370 --> 00:52:27,671
Oh, God! Oh, fuck me!
884
00:52:27,705 --> 00:52:29,354
885
00:52:35,046 --> 00:52:36,570
Now knowing
that his greatest fear
886
00:52:36,594 --> 00:52:38,151
was also his greatest power,
887
00:52:38,184 --> 00:52:40,668
Larry knew it was time to rip through
888
00:52:40,693 --> 00:52:42,508
this impenetrable dimension.
889
00:52:50,361 --> 00:52:53,698
All of the pieces were
clicking into place.
890
00:52:53,731 --> 00:52:58,731
The story's riveting
end was finally upon us.
891
00:53:01,073 --> 00:53:04,109
So, the cockroach eats them to
protect them from the radiation,
892
00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:06,750
I get that. But what happens to us?
893
00:53:08,979 --> 00:53:09,981
Oh, shi...
894
00:53:10,015 --> 00:53:13,199
895
00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,941
Miscreants! Dissenters!
896
00:53:15,966 --> 00:53:18,337
Did they think they could destroy me?
897
00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:21,834
Nay, the Apocalypse is my bedfellow.
898
00:53:21,961 --> 00:53:26,265
Nuclear radiation, a mere
gentle kiss upon my back.
899
00:53:26,298 --> 00:53:29,801
I cannot die for I am death!
900
00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:32,655
I am the beginning, the end, the...
901
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,380
902
00:53:41,330 --> 00:53:43,866
903
00:53:43,891 --> 00:53:45,092
Everybody okay?
904
00:53:45,117 --> 00:53:47,419
Nothing that an hour-long shower
905
00:53:47,452 --> 00:53:49,845
and a whiskey on the rocks won't fix.
906
00:53:52,691 --> 00:53:54,470
- Is that...
-Yes.
907
00:53:56,079 --> 00:53:57,240
It's all right, darling.
908
00:54:01,552 --> 00:54:02,647
Everyone...
909
00:54:03,833 --> 00:54:06,270
this is my daughter, Dorothy.
910
00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:08,746
Dorothy Spinner.
911
00:54:09,256 --> 00:54:10,667
Uh, guys...
912
00:54:12,175 --> 00:54:15,747
I'm gonna suggest maybe we deal
with the issue at hand here,
913
00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:18,322
and then meet the world's
most powerful little girl.
914
00:54:18,347 --> 00:54:20,486
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?
915
00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:22,254
Are you fucking kidding me?
916
00:54:22,287 --> 00:54:25,455
Are you fucking kidding me!
917
00:54:38,938 --> 00:54:43,938
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