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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,557 Remind Daddy to get some milk while you're out. 3 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,312 Right. Have you had a wee-wee? 4 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,311 Ah! Good idea. 5 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,470 I won't be a minute. 6 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,996 Hello. - Hello. 7 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,593 Hello. 8 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,839 There's another one coming, look. Look! Come on, goosey. 9 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,878 You're not supposed to eat it. It's for the ducks. 10 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,910 Look, darling. This is your new baby sister Ellie. 11 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,715 Mummy's gonna be wondering where we are, in't she? 12 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:21,315 Look. There's two there. Look! - Two little ducks. 13 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,358 Two little ducks. Quack! Quack! - Yeah. 14 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:28,638 And here's your other baby sister...Olivia. 15 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,152 Boo! 16 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,999 Hey, stinker! 17 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,638 There you go. 18 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,153 Thanks. 19 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,678 Do I owe you anything for this? 20 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,359 See you, tiger. You be a good boy for Mummy, then. Yeah? 21 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,396 Yeah. 22 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,597 Same time next week, then? - Yeah, same time next week. 23 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,918 See you, Pete. 24 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,992 Bills...bills...bills... 25 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,389 William...William. Nightmare. 26 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,285 It's got a real '70s feel to it, which you don't want. 27 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:30,638 The shoes she's wearing are 35 pounds. - How much was that skirt again? 28 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,715 That skirt was 35 pounds. Very inexpensive. 29 00:02:33,239 --> 00:02:35,157 Really? It looks an awful lot more expensive. 30 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:40,268 The high street is getting so good now, because they look at the big collections. 31 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,920 So, they create the looks but obviously give... 32 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,956 Arrrgh! 33 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,549 Hello. 34 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,671 Jesus, you made me jump! 35 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,957 Surprised to see us, then? - Or do you always dress like that? 36 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,032 You're back so early. - The flight landed at five. 37 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,678 A week early. 38 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,955 Due back the 4th. I even wrote it down. 39 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,510 I lost that piece of paper. - Well, maybe it's underneath all this crap. 40 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,511 I was going to tidy up. 41 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,433 You were supposed to meet us at Heathrow. I lent you the car. 42 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,034 Ah, yes. The car. - We had to get the coach up. 43 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,031 After a 12-hour flight. 44 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,758 How were the Maldives? 45 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,071 Not as nice as Mauritius. - I'm going to go and get some coffee. 46 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,391 I hope you haven't got skid marks on that sofa! - No, of course not! 47 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,996 I'm sure that mark was there before. 48 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,071 Do you not want milk with those? - We're out of milk. 49 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,550 Oh, great. Black coffee. - Er...yeah. 50 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,108 Where's the coffee? 51 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,516 Mum! 52 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:47,949 Hello. 53 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,429 It's lovely to see you. How was your flight? 54 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,431 Well, you know, it was a charter. 55 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,238 You even had to pay for your drinks. 56 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,515 Still, at this time of day, who'd want a drink? 57 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,513 We'd have paid for you to fly scheduled. 58 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,353 I did think David might have collected me from the airport. 59 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,793 Oh, he's at work. 60 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,791 At 7:30?! 61 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,475 Mm. He's had a lot of early starts. Since the twins were born, actually. 62 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,471 Well, come on. 63 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,710 Let's go and see the little darlings. 64 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,756 And my grandson, of course. 65 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,036 Er...Mum. 66 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,234 Right. I'll bring the bags in, then, shall I? 67 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,473 It is not pubic. - It is. It's all crinkly. 68 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,630 God! He's been using my razor. 69 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,234 Come on! No-one shaves their pubes. 70 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,117 Well, not blokes anyway. 71 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,997 Well, maybe some. But not Pete. 72 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,672 He's got to go, Adam. 73 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:46,070 Give him some more time. He said he'll mend his ways. He's tidied up. 74 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,754 And he's promised to wear clothes in the future. 75 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,876 We said he could stay a month, not six weeks. 76 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,518 We can't kick him out now. 77 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,797 No, we can't give him a lift, because he's buggered the bloody car. 78 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,475 I didn't like him staying in the first place. It felt like we were taking sides. 79 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,391 But Jenny stayed in their house. 80 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,836 And since he's been here we haven't seen her. No. He's got to go. 81 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,070 You know, you're being very unfair. 82 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:11,199 If any of your friends needed help, I'd be there for them, no questions asked. 83 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,875 Look, one last chance. OK? 84 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,518 If he's out of order again, if he does anything to put you out in the slightest, 85 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:20,193 I will ask him to go. 86 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,872 Anything? - I promise. 87 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:25,638 Are you going to be long in there? 88 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,713 We'll be as long as we want! - It's just I'm a bit desperate for the loo. 89 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,395 Look, I am not getting out of this bath. 90 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,319 OK. You can come in now. 91 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,391 Oh, thanks. Sorry about this. 92 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,630 Come on. Come on. 93 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,591 Erm...oh. 94 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,716 Actually, it's a number two. 95 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,558 I'll help him pack. 96 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,712 Divorce, is it? 97 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,352 What makes you say that? 98 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,278 Woman out of work for a few years, it's usually a divorce. 99 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,591 Well, it's not. We're separated. 100 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,990 Same difference. Ideally, how much would you like to earn? 101 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:22,955 Well, ideally, I'd like to cover my share of the mortgage...clothes...food. 102 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,754 Nice to have the odd luxury every now and then. 103 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:29,549 35000 pounds? Have you got anything like that? - If we did, I'd apply for 'em. 104 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,473 Did you say you'd got shorthand? - Yeah. And typing. 105 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,358 And a pair of rubber gloves? - Sorry? 106 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,078 There's a firm here needs a cleaner. 107 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,516 Yeah, but I wouldn't be able to use my secretarial skills, would I? 108 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,798 You've been out the job market a while. 109 00:06:43,899 --> 00:06:46,196 You'll have to start at the bottom of the career ladder. 110 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,633 Fine. 111 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,627 Here's one that might suit you. 112 00:06:49,794 --> 00:06:53,158 Requires a bright person capable of working unsupervised. 113 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,798 Hello, me. 114 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,836 Oh, no, you're too old. 115 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,952 Cleaning...cleaning. 116 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,190 Stuffing envelopes? 117 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,629 Cleaning. 118 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:10,759 Ah, secretarial work. A nice quiet office. 119 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,353 A funeral parlour? 120 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,237 Yeah... 121 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,231 What's wrong with a funeral parlour? 122 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,676 Nothing. Nothing at all. 123 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,836 I mean, we all need funeral parlours, don't we? 124 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,751 Eventually. 125 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,388 Yeah. So, how's it going? 126 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,391 Good. 127 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,994 A few teething troubles. 128 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,674 Anyone mind if I close a window? 129 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,354 Catch your death in here. 130 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:48,152 My life is finished. - Oh, come on. It's not that bad. 131 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:52,233 My marriage is over. I'm kipping in my best mate's spare room. 132 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:56,996 I'm this far away from being a bag lady. - It's closer than that, mate. 133 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,638 It's not me. It's Rachel. 134 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,878 Big issue? 135 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,555 Big issue. 136 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,752 Oi! Psst! Psst! David! 137 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,471 Someone's turned our drive into a bloody ashtray. 138 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,074 Ah, Heather. You've arrived, then? - Looks like it. 139 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,636 Hello, Joshy. Building a tower? Jolly good. 140 00:08:28,398 --> 00:08:30,212 Very good of you to offer to help with the twins. 141 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:34,114 Jack didn't mind you coming over? - It wouldn't be easy for Karen on her own. 142 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,511 I'll stay as long as I can. Would you like a drink, David? 143 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,875 Er, it's a bit early. - Oh, not in Europe. 144 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,473 I haven't adjusted yet. 145 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:48,678 Well, I won't, but don't let me stop you... having another. 146 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,149 Hi, darling. How was your day? 147 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,516 Oh, busy. Probably a picnic compared to yours. 148 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,672 Still, it must be easier having Heather here? 149 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,150 Hey, Mum, have you sterilised those bottles yet? 150 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,993 Oh, my God! I must be jet-lagged. 151 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,589 Who'd have thought it? Back to a bedsit at my age. 152 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,875 You could always move in with your mum. 153 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,235 I don't like that Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. 154 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:23,074 There's something not right about him. 155 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,318 Don't forget your vegetables, Peter. 156 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,676 Well, OK, not your mum. But you must have friends who'll put you up. 157 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,320 Yeah. I thought I did. 158 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,960 David and Karen. They've got plenty of room. 159 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,837 No. No. They've just had twins. 160 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:42,708 Oh, no. I wouldn't want all that crying again. - No. 161 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,951 I know. I know where there's a free bed. 162 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:52,397 To be honest, life's like 100 % better since Pete moved out. 163 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:57,508 Not for me, it's not. How did you cope with all his...little ways? 164 00:09:58,022 --> 00:10:00,273 Used a lot of bleach. - Yeah. 165 00:10:01,512 --> 00:10:05,166 It's funny, we're sort of getting on really well since we separated. 166 00:10:05,217 --> 00:10:06,599 We're quite matey now. 167 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,752 It's putting that bit of distance between us. 168 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,955 Hello? 169 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,918 Oh, hello. We were just talking about you. 170 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,996 I beg your pardon? 171 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,869 You might want to get some more sherry in. 172 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,758 No, I bought a few bottles when I knew Mum was coming. 173 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,592 I know. 174 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,432 You might want to get some more. 175 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,359 It's the Costa del Sol, David. Cocktail hour all day. 176 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,916 Karen...she's an alcoholic. 177 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,956 Don't be ridiculous. 178 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,995 What would you call it, then? 179 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,598 Unhappy. 180 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,148 I don't think she and Dad are getting on that well. 181 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,435 Maybe he has to pay her bar bill. 182 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,592 David, she is not an alcoholic. 183 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,076 She's not. How can she be? 184 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,628 She doesn't have her first drink till lunchtime. 185 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,915 She doesn't get up till 12. 186 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,991 I bet that's Josh. 187 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,198 Or it could be Heather sneaking out her empties. 188 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:16,239 David...come and have a look. 189 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,360 Sweet. He's come to see his sisters. 190 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,510 Darling, it's time for bed now. 191 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,750 You can play with the girls in the morning. 192 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,114 Josh! 193 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,959 Come here, poppet. 194 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:50,116 Pete, I'm not sure about this. I should speak to Rachel or give her a call. 195 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,270 She seemed pretty adamant. 196 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,909 It's only for a few days, just till I get myself sorted. 197 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,150 Besides, little Adam likes his dad at home. 198 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,708 But you're not home, Pete. Have you got it? 199 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,872 We're just friends. Yeah? - Yeah. That's why it'll work. 200 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,394 You are looking for a place to live, aren't you? 201 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,357 It's not all part of some master plan? 202 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,510 Do you think I could be that Machiavellian? 203 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,272 I didn't even know you knew the word. 204 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,396 Guardian crossword. 205 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,436 We'll have to have some ground rules. 206 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,592 All right. Name them. - I don't know. I haven't thought of any. 207 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,000 We'll have our own flannels, that sort of thing. 208 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,832 Done. 209 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,518 Right, love. What's for tea? 210 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,352 Evening, all. 211 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:43,068 Everything all right? - I think you should go upstairs, David. 212 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,474 Karen! What's going on? 213 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,318 Hello, Joshy. 214 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,674 What? - Look again, David. 215 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,075 Oh, my God! 216 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,879 I was only playing. 217 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,111 Hey, I told you this would work out, didn't I? 218 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,315 What would? - Eh? 219 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,318 What would? 220 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,072 Me stopping here. 221 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,879 The first six hours have gone OK, yeah. 222 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,916 Well, so far so good, then. 223 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,899 Hey, if you're getting up, put the kettle on. 224 00:13:31,369 --> 00:13:33,239 While you're at it, bung a tea bag in a mug. 225 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,039 And for you, I'll even add milk and one sugar. 226 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,196 It's all booked. 227 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,475 Venice? Ooooh! 228 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,795 We fly out Friday evening after you finish work. Back on Monday morning. 229 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,071 Oh, I don't know. What about Adam? 230 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,118 It's all right. Pete said he'll look after him. - Jen! 231 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,714 What? - Where have the tea bags gone? 232 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,951 It's your cupboard now. Mine are over there. - Eh? 233 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,674 Go on, then. Use these till you get yourself sorted. 234 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,076 Happy Christmas. 235 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,391 They're beautiful. 236 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,392 I bet they're a handful, though. - Yeah. Two handfuls. 237 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,755 Yeah, not that David's held them much. 238 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,956 Work's just gone ballistic. - Yeah. Right. 239 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,991 How's my big mate Josh enjoying having two baby sisters? 240 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,911 Aye. 241 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,718 A bit jealous, is he? 242 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,439 We were rather hoping we might discuss that. 243 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,990 Come on. Let's get you something to eat. 244 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:04,590 The fact is, Josh has been displaying some antisocial tendencies towards the girls. 245 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,116 Murderous. - David, that's a bit much. 246 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,111 Manslaughter? 247 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,034 There was an incident involving an iron. I think he just feels a bit pushed out. 248 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,874 We were wondering if maybe he could spend a couple of days with you. 249 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,633 Because you don't want him to feel pushed out? 250 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,870 No, it was his idea. He says he wants to. 251 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,837 And we want to indulge him. 252 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,717 You mean, you're serious? 253 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,509 Yeah. Just for a couple of days, while we get the twins settled in. 254 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,672 And then, when he comes back, we can give him more attention. 255 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,273 We thought we'd say it's a holiday. 256 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,271 Who for? 257 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,113 Look, guys, you know, we'd love to help you, but... 258 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,668 Adam's right. We would absolutely love to help you. 259 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,069 What?! 260 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,598 What do we want a four-year-old for? We've just got rid of Pete. 261 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,114 You said you would help my friends without question. 262 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,353 Yeah, but David and Karen are my friends too. 263 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,432 Anyway, it was you Josh asked to stay with. 264 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,034 Is it my fault kids find me fun? 265 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,917 All right, Rach? - Good. 266 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,752 Yeah, we'll be fine. - Good luck. 267 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,355 All set, big fella? - I want to sit in the front! 268 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,396 Terrific. 269 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,073 Do you like car washes, Josh? - I've never been in one. 270 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:35,233 Your dad washes his own car? - They do it for him at work. 271 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,357 Yeah, well. Of course. - I want to sit in the front! 272 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,317 Do you want to drive? 273 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,753 Cool! 274 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,353 Come on, then. 275 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,840 Where are you two off to? 276 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,115 We're going to the park. Gonna go on the slide. 277 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,839 It's not your weekend to have him. - Jen! 278 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,319 Yeah. Have a good time. 279 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,949 Would you like to come? - I'm all right. 280 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:04,273 All right. Come on, tiger. That's it. Good boy. 281 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,597 Shall we go in the car? 282 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,432 Yeah. 283 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:21,348 That's a good boy. - Pete! Give us a sec. 284 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,869 That is a brilliant bit of driving, Josh. Fantastic. 285 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,837 Right. Into the back with you. 286 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,751 Adam, you've not shut the sunroof. 287 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,796 Or my window. 288 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,514 Did you switch the engine off, Josh? 289 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,797 Josh, where's my key? 290 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,711 Where is the key? 291 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,439 Adam, hurry up! Josh, give us the keys. 292 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,755 Give it to me! Give it to me, you little bollocks! 293 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,796 Arrrrgggghhh! 294 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,716 Oh, Josh! 295 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,072 No! Josh! Shut your eyes! 296 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,235 Oh! Oh, my God! 297 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,239 Can you not get it out, Adam? Oh, my... 298 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,236 Oh, my God! Ooh! 299 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,832 Do you think he'll be all right? 300 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,115 Who? Josh? Yeah, he'll be fine. 301 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,317 What are we doing on Wednesday? - Er...baby-sitting? 302 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,994 So, we're not going out, then? Good. 303 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,913 No. Why? - I need to invite some people for dinner. 304 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,198 David, it may have escaped your attention, darling, but I've just given birth to twins. 305 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,191 Well, Josh is out of the way. 306 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,999 Ramona's doing nothing and Heather will lend a hand. 307 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,150 I could make one of my sherry trifles. 308 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,549 Some people will be driving, you know. 309 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,596 What people exactly? 310 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,193 Oh, just a few business contacts. 311 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,113 Business? I thought this was going to be fun. 312 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,111 I rather hoped you might be helping. 313 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,997 You mean, I wasn't going to be invited? 314 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,629 Of course you'd be welcome, but you said yourself it wouldn't be much fun. 315 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,280 It beats standing over the stove all night. 316 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,920 Right. So, that's six, then. 317 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,518 Including Heather. 318 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,068 You'd better get some more wine in. 319 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,108 At least we didn't have the hot wax. 320 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,390 Mountjoy Funeral Services. How might we be of assistance? 321 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,630 Hello? Hello? 322 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,358 Hello? 323 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,675 Line just went dead... Ahh. 324 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,671 This isn't really working out, is it, Mrs Gifford? 325 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,672 Look, I'm sorry, Mr Mountjoy. I know I keep mentioning death... 326 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,194 That isn't actually what I was referring to. 327 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,030 Right. 328 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,634 I've had complaints, Mrs Gifford. 329 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:06,030 Is this about Mrs Cunningham? Sorry, but that woman was impossible. 330 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,031 That woman had just lost her husband. 331 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:13,069 She wanted him cremated, dressed like Elvis Presley. The Vegas years! Come on! 332 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,628 This isn't about Mrs Cunningham. - Oh. 333 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,713 I've had a gentleman on from the council. 334 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,711 He was almost in tears. 335 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,792 Claimed you called him a Nazi. - That's not true. 336 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:29,032 It was ''fascist''. The thing is, they've got ludicrous rules. 337 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:33,636 You know, no headstones, no landscaping, no angels with wings. 338 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,029 Mr Mountjoy, people want choice. 339 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:40,352 The freedom to bid farewell to their loved ones the way they see fit. 340 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,796 Including dressed like Elvis Presley. The Vegas years or otherwise. 341 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,203 I really think you'd be better suited to a job 342 00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:51,192 that doesn't involve dealing with the public. 343 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,349 Hello. Can I sleep with you? 344 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,228 What?! - Mummy and Daddy let me sometimes. 345 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,276 No. No, Josh. 346 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:25,433 Go back to bed, please. That's a good boy. 347 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:36,394 "Mummy and Daddy let me sometimes.'' - Sssh! Shhhhh! 348 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,190 Please. 349 00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:21,593 Rach rang. I think they're making real progress with Josh. 350 00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:24,057 He's even called two of his toys Ellie and Olivia. 351 00:22:24,729 --> 00:22:26,435 Mind you, he keeps pulling their heads off. 352 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,553 That was Felix Bishop. His date's not well. 353 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,631 They're not coming? - She isn't. 354 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,554 I mean, great to tell us half an hour before they're due to arrive. 355 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,030 Is that the time? I must go and put some more make-up on. 356 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,439 More? 357 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,272 She already looks like a cheap tart. 358 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,191 That is my mother you're talking about. 359 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,872 Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. 360 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,632 Yeah. I take back ''cheap''. 361 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,299 Felix and Robert are due here within the hour 362 00:22:54,597 --> 00:22:56,236 and the only company I can offer is your mother. 363 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,958 We need another girl, don't we? 364 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:03,273 Where are we going to find someone suitably attractive and charming at such short notice? 365 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,316 No, no, no, no, no, no. 366 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,157 Thank you very much, but I'm going out tonight. 367 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,515 What? - Sorry. 368 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,318 How about Rachel? 369 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,358 What? And leave Josh alone with Adam? 370 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,271 Actually, I know someone. 371 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,235 Have you eaten, love? - No. Not yet. 372 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,869 Do you fancy a curry? I'm doing one for myself, but I could always do a bit more. 373 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,996 Yeah, all right. Go on, then. 374 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,397 It's working out quite well, this living apart together, isn't it? 375 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,470 And it'll save you money. Which, given your situation... 376 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,516 I start a new job tomorrow, Pete. 377 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,873 Oh. Every little helps, doesn't it? 378 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,597 Do you think I should still look for somewhere else or stay here? 379 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,592 Pete...I don't know. 380 00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,878 I don't want an answer now. Wait till the end of the month. 381 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,430 Or, better still, start of next month, 382 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:08,069 we could sit down, have a chat, see what the future holds. 383 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,832 What? Whether you should be my lodger? 384 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,554 Whatever. 385 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,557 All right. We'll see how it goes. 386 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,518 Great! Great! 387 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:23,269 One minute to Coronation Street. Should we have tea in the lounge? 388 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,316 Good idea. Hello? 389 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,470 Oh, hello. 390 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,831 Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. 391 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,196 That'd be great. Give us five minutes, I'll get changed. 392 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,748 See you later. All right. Bye. 393 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,957 Listen, forget about that curry. Dinner at David and Karen's. 394 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,996 Oh, what? Now? 395 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,475 Oh, well. I suppose we could always tape the Street. 396 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,516 Not you. Just me. 397 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,356 You don't mind baby-sitting, do you? 398 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,789 You know I said I was doing a boat? 399 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,871 It's a dinosaur now. 400 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,795 Oh, bollocks! 401 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,876 Still seeing who can burp the loudest? 402 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,191 Well, no, I was under the impression that someone didn't approve, 403 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,669 so we're doing something educational now. 404 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,399 What's Adam been teaching you, Josh? - Bollocks. 405 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,319 Excellent. We'll continue this in the morning. 406 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,231 It's way past your bedtime. 407 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,880 No. Not yet. 408 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,916 Do you know what, Josh? This is really good. 409 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,911 It is, isn't it? Yeah. - Brilliant. 410 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,558 Is it yours? 411 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,631 Yeah. 412 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,790 Come on, you two. Bed. Now. 413 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,518 Up we go. 414 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,238 God. Women, eh? 415 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,117 Yeah. 416 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:48,639 Anteater walks into a pub, right? Walks up to the bar, orders a pint of bitter. 417 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,349 The barman pulls him a pint, puts it down in front of him. 418 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,034 He says, ''All right, sir?'' He says, ''Yeah. '' 419 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,715 He comes back later, and he says, ''Is everythlng all right, sir?'' 420 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,756 The anteater said, ''Yeah, it's fine.'' 421 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,593 And he goes away. He comes back a couple of minutes later. 422 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,399 And he says, ''Are you sure everything's all right, sir?'' 423 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,917 And the anteater says, ''Yes, it's fine. I wish you'd just leave me alone.'' 424 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,072 And the barman says, ''Oh, well, why the long face, then?'' 425 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,160 Excuse me. 426 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,838 Man walks into a pub. 427 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,310 The same pub? - The same pub. 428 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,719 Hi. 429 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,518 Jenny! What brings you here? 430 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,831 I thought I was invited for dinner. 431 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,516 Of course. Yes, of course. Come in. 432 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,919 Right. 433 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,916 Sorry. Yes, come in. 434 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,074 Right. Jenny, let me introduce you to everyone. 435 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,230 Er...this is Felix. 436 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,276 Felix Bishop. 437 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,678 The pleasure's mine. 438 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,318 And this is Heather... 439 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,430 ..who's Karen's mother. 440 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,352 And this is Robert... 441 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,076 ..who works with Felix. 442 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,194 Jenny is... Jenny's a friend of ours. 443 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,430 Available at no notice. 444 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,875 David... 445 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,952 Right. Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll just erm... 446 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,032 Felix was just telling a joke. 447 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,634 Jokes? Great. 448 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,352 You invited Jenny?! 449 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,351 Oh, is she here already? 450 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,830 The last time we invited her, she emptied a fire extinguisher over my boss. 451 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,876 David, we haven't got fire extinguishers. 452 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,918 This is supposed to be a dinner party, not a business function. 453 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,355 Well, we'll be talking business. 454 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,390 Briefly. 455 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,835 I know another one... - What do you chaps do, then? 456 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,593 Let me guess. Second-hand cars? - Internet. 457 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:02,310 Oh, bugger. Sorry. It's just...at least I know what a car is. 458 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,551 I'm the same. I can't even turn a computer on. 459 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,876 Is that your job, then, Robert? - Er, no. It's my company. 460 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,190 Right. 461 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,748 So, do you work for him or... 462 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,638 Felix is what's known as an incubator. - Yeah. I bet he is. 463 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:24,829 What he does, right, is...he looks for people with a good idea, like me, then exploits us. 464 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,355 Exploits the idea. 465 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,830 I raise the money to make it happen. - Oh, is that it? 466 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,115 Do you know how much he's worth? 467 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,236 I dunno. Internet... 468 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,311 Got to be...20 million pounds! 469 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,830 That was last week. Try 30. 470 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,233 I hate having to pander to these people. 471 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,959 I've had to work hard to achieve...all this. 472 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:02,831 Robert just switches on his laptop and bingo! He's a multimillionaire. There is no justice. 473 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,638 What's your point exactly? 474 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,793 They're looking to appoint another firm of consultants and we're in with a shout. 475 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,839 We were, but with the charm offensive in the hands of your mother and Jenny, 476 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,276 I might as well log off now. - David, I'm sure they'll behave. 477 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,635 Oh, I'm absolutely starving. 478 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,318 Thanks for inviting us...Karen. 479 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,472 It's lovely to see you. - Hey, that Robert's a bit of all right. 480 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,794 David, there are people dying of thirst in here. 481 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,671 And he's filthy rich. 482 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,876 What the hell? I might just have a crack at him. 483 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,672 Thank you. 484 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,070 Now...David. Here's a thing. 485 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:49,030 Did you know that ''mother-in-law'' is an anagram...of ''woman Hitler''? 486 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:07,037 And ''middle-aged man'' is... ''reactionary old fart''. 487 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,351 No, it's not. 488 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,192 No, there's no F in ''middle-aged man''. 489 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:17,831 There's no effing wine left either, David. Get some more will you, darling? 490 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,755 I...er...I was just wondering if I'd left any aftershave behind. 491 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:31,312 Allright. So, at ten at night with your child asleep in bed, you thought you'd pop over and check? 492 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,958 Interesting. 493 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,951 Is that so unbelievable? 494 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,918 Given your record for personal hygiene? 495 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,957 Actually, I...I just need someone to talk to. 496 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,519 Pete. 497 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,909 Hmm. That was lovely. 498 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,716 Can I ask you a personal question? 499 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,360 What's it like to be a millionaire? 500 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,590 It's the first question I'm asked by women. 501 00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,148 What's the second? - Am I gay? 502 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,879 Are you? - That's for you to find out. 503 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,151 What is it like, then? 504 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,276 I'm only a millionaire on paper. 505 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,828 I didn't think you'd carry that much cash on you. 506 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,831 And no, I'm not gay. 507 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,391 And the answer to your next question is... no, I'm not seeing anyone at the moment. 508 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,552 I wasn't going to ask you that. - You'd have asked David. 509 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,676 God, you're very confident. 510 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,475 I guess that is what being a millionaire's like. 511 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,471 Only on paper. 512 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,154 What's wrong with you? Why haven't you got a girlfriend? 513 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,549 I ain't got much time for women. 514 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,551 I mean... 515 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,519 I haven't got much time, you know, what with the business. 516 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:42,149 Married to your work. - But one day I'm hoping to get a divorce. 517 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,957 The thing with most management consultants, Felix, 518 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,953 is when they know they've got your business, they don't try as hard. 519 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,999 They put in a junior team. Faces change from meeting to meeting. 520 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,790 Now, at DZQ, we believe that building relations is vitally important. 521 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:09,033 Speaking of relations, David, what's your mother-in-law's situation? 522 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,596 I think Felix likes me. 523 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,352 Yeah. I wonder whether Dad would like him. 524 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,396 I've left your father, Karen. 525 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,837 Sorry, I hope you didn't mind me bringing little Adam along. 526 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:32,311 No. No. Josh is usually up around this time. - Yeah. He wets his bed. 527 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,551 Playing with little Adam might take his mind off it. 528 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,956 So? 529 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,799 So...I think...me and Jenny might be getting back together again. 530 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,759 Karen mentioned something about your husband. 531 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,478 Been asking questions? 532 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,516 No... No. 533 00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:01,435 His name's Pete. And, at the moment, he's at home with our little boy. 534 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,111 Right. I see. 535 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,873 You probably don't. We're separated. 536 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,793 Not very effectively. We live under the same roof, but... 537 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,438 Separate beds? 538 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,232 That's a very personal question. 539 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,276 And I'm very sorry. 540 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,155 Separate bedrooms, actually. 541 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,433 Would you like some more coffee, you two? 542 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,750 I think we'd better. 543 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,751 Do you think I'm mad? 544 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,799 Maybe I'm misreading the signals, but since I moved back in, we've been getting on well. 545 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,189 Is that how Jenny sees it, that you've moved back in? 546 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,158 She calls me the lodger. But that's just a running gag. 547 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,037 Well, where is she tonight? 548 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,712 Dinner at David and Karen's. 549 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,588 We weren't invited. - Oh, no. It's a last-minute thing. 550 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,830 They needed a single woman to make up numbers. 551 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,036 But is Jenny a single woman? 552 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,031 Er...maybe not for much longer. 553 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,908 We said we'd sort out our living arrangements at the beginning of next month. 554 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,630 I'm quietly confident that I won't be sending out any change of address cards. 555 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,751 So where did you park the Porsche, then? - Over there. 556 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,429 Blimey! I was only joking. 557 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,512 Right. 558 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,149 Jenny...can I see you again? 559 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,835 Ha! It's my designated driver. 560 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,911 Ready to hit the road? 561 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,636 I should go. See you. 562 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,676 Jenny... 563 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,229 Was it something you said? 564 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,358 Whoops! 565 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,029 Mum... 566 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,076 Not now, Karen. 567 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,871 Thanks for listening, fellas. 568 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,315 It's nice to hear someone else's take on things. 569 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,709 Don't jump to conclusions too quickly, Pete. 570 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,711 Oh, come on, Rach. 571 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,076 Adam's right. I think we know Jen a bit better than you. 572 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,469 What's this? - It looks like dog hair. 573 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,516 We haven't got a dog. 574 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,355 Josh! 575 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,638 Oh, my God! 576 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,073 Well, I must say, that went better than expected. 577 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,913 Robert and Jenny hit it off. 578 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,310 And Felix seemed very taken with your mother. 579 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,868 She's left my dad. 580 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,996 What?! - Apparently. 581 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,196 She hasn't said why yet. 582 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,952 Darling, that's terrible. 583 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,389 So, she'd be free to see Felix again. 584 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,792 David! My mother has left my father. - That's my point. 585 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,189 So how do you think that makes me feel? 586 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,271 What about my dad? 587 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:16,194 Yeah. I'm sorry, darling. That was very thoughtless of me. Poor Jack. 588 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,475 David, you don't even like him. 589 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,677 No, But I wouldn't wish a failed marriage on him. 590 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,990 Not even if it's good for business? - No. 591 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,593 No, of course not. 592 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,796 We can't take him home looking like this. 593 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,880 Maybe if we brushed his hair across... 594 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,951 What? Like Jackie Charlton? 595 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,996 Bobby, actually. 596 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,949 All right. We could cut a bit off the other side. 597 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,632 What would be the point of that? 598 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,235 At least it would look symmetrical! People might think it's a fashion. 599 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,430 God! You know, it's got to look better than this. 600 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,079 Oh, my...! 601 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,869 Funnily enough, it doesn't. Give them here. 602 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,269 It's not bad. Just the one error. 603 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,276 Oh, sorry. I did... I did check it. 604 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,032 Looks all right to me. 605 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,270 No. See? You got this bit wrong. 606 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,875 Oh, no, actually. You did. - I'm sorry? 607 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,428 Well, ''to kindly wait'' is a split infinitive. 608 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,670 It should be '''I would ask you kindly to wait.'' 609 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,196 That suggests I'm asking him kindly, whereas in fact the opposite's true. 610 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,908 It suggests you would ask him to kindly wait. - Precisely. 611 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,468 Pardon? - To kindly wait. Change it, please. 612 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,518 Right. It's just it's grammatically incorrect. 613 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,750 Change it! 614 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,476 Geraldine Hughes. 615 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,310 Is your name Jenny? 616 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,913 Yeah. 617 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,558 Er...hello? 618 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,359 You never answered my question. - What? 619 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,998 About seeing you again. 620 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,593 Who's this? 621 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,636 Robert...Brown. 622 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,751 We met at Karen and David's last night. 623 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,355 Oh, right. Hello, Bob.com! 624 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,556 Erm...hang on a sec. 625 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,358 Sorry, it's personal. 626 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,078 How did you find me? 627 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,071 I rang your temp agency. 628 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,913 Very reluctant to give out your number. I used all my charm. 629 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,558 What? And that was enough? 630 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,631 I had to pretend I wanted to employ you. 631 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:37,190 Well, thank you very much, but I have a job. 632 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,510 Erm...excuse me for butting in. 633 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,352 But that's where you're wrong. 634 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,078 Hang on a sec. I'll just be a minute. 635 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:47,790 Good. All the sooner you can change this letter, get your coat and go! 636 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,033 Hello. 637 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,839 Are you free for lunch? 638 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,876 Erm... 639 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,560 As it happens, I think I might be. 640 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,518 I had no idea you and Dad were unhappy. 641 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,716 We haven't been getting on for some time. 642 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,677 The drinking's been a problem. 643 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,671 Well, I had noticed. 644 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,352 No, not me! Him. 645 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,351 Dad's drinking? 646 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,318 Why don't I know about any of this? - I'm telling you now. 647 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,113 You've your own life. 648 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,954 Do you want us on the phone every few days, complaining about each other? 649 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,360 We've had a good run. 35 years. 650 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,114 And maybe half of them were happy. 651 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,156 Don't talk like it's over. 652 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,795 Do you mind if I stay with you and David just for a while? 653 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,235 Just till I've thought things through? 654 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,834 Mum, you're welcome to stay as long as you like. 655 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,515 Just promise me you'll try and sort things out with Dad. 656 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,116 Oh, look at those shoes! 657 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,952 Do you think they're the sort of thing Felix might like? 658 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,631 Mum and Dad'll be excited to see you. They're gonna love us! 659 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,794 Joshy! 660 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,917 Hello, Ramona. Are David and Karen in? - Yeah. 661 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,956 That's...a pity. 662 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,758 Heather, you're looking good. Something special? 663 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,398 Dinner with Felix Bishop. 664 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,391 Really? 665 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,357 Excellent! 666 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:33,029 I mean...erm... Ahhh! Look who's here. 667 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,269 Hello, darllng. - Hello, Joshy. 668 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,193 Big lad. - What a lovely new hat. 669 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,158 Yeah. There's a reason for that, Karen. 670 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,110 So, how did they react? 671 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,873 Pretty well, really. All things considered. 672 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,554 Apart from Ramona. Latin blood. Mad. 673 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,394 Olive oil? - Oh, yeah. Extra virgin olive oil. 674 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,151 Yeah. That's the one. 675 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,878 Jenny was cool as well. 676 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,474 I thought she'd go mad when the ink wouldn't come out. 677 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,118 Yeah, I bet you did. 678 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,714 Does that papaya feel ripe to you? 679 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,472 No. 680 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:29,710 No...Yeah. 681 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,951 She just smiled and said, ''There's more important things in life.'' 682 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,270 You could take that as an encouraging sign. 683 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,590 Oh, I do. I do. Now, smoked salmon. 684 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,797 Norwegian wild or Scottish farmed? 685 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,440 What are we doing here? 686 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,750 Tomorrow is a very significant day. 687 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,556 May 7th? 688 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,949 Quince jelly... 689 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,109 Joshy, your little sisters have a surprise for you. 690 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,350 Do you want to see what it is now? 691 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,396 Go on! 692 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,758 Wow! 693 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,796 Wow! 694 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,871 It's a present from the girls. 695 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,075 Great! 696 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:17,470 That was Karen. Apparently, Josh thinks his sisters are wonderful. 697 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,632 You mean David's bought him off? - Yeah, it sounds like it. 698 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:24,076 They're storing up trouble. Spoiling him now. 699 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,116 Mm. Rod for their own backs. 700 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,548 I think we handled the wee lad quite well. 701 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,790 We did, didn't we? 702 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,791 Firm but fair. That's the secret, you know. 703 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,916 Establish your boundaries and stick to them. 704 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,117 Except when you gave him all that chocolate. - That was different. 705 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,115 I don't know how. But it was. 706 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,270 It was hell having him here though, wasn't it? 707 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,316 It was a nightmare. 708 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,470 Just imagine that 24 hours a day. 709 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,073 Drive you mad. 710 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,596 It is quiet without him, isn't it? 711 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,515 Hmm. 712 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,998 I think I miss him. 713 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,718 Do you? 714 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,631 Well, no...you know, I mean... 715 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,312 I miss him too. 716 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,353 What? 717 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,238 What? - You were going to say something. 718 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,629 Oh...yeah. 719 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,278 Oh, no, forget it. 720 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,196 Well, it's just that... 721 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:50,114 No...no...no. It's a crazy idea. 722 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,714 Us? - Yeah. 723 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,392 Do you want to? 724 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,836 Do you? - It's a hell of a decision to take. 725 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,070 Unless you don't take it. 726 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,073 You know...just leave things to chance. 727 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,638 And you wouldn't mind? 728 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,716 No. 729 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,033 I'm glad you said that, because... 730 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,908 you know our special friend that comes to stay now and again? 731 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,833 Pete? - No, my period. It's late. 732 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,070 How late? 733 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,628 A week or so. 734 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,118 Oh, my God! 735 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,078 Yeah. Well... 736 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,028 May 7th. 737 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,636 Oops! 738 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,273 Da-da! Happy anniversary, Jen. Ha-ha! 739 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,271 Oh, God! 740 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,353 Look. I kinda thought that we wouldn't be celebrating this any more. 741 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,159 Well, why not? We're still together. After a fashion. 742 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,756 Well, yeah. But... 743 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,310 Oh, come on, love. Sit down. Your salmon and scrambled egg's getting cold. 744 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,958 We've got loads to discuss. 745 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,951 Look, Pete, I'd... 746 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,556 Hang on a sec. 747 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,560 Look, Pete, this is too much. It really is. 748 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,796 I didn't send those. 749 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,714 Hello? 750 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,033 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've just got 'em. 751 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:53,478 Yeah, listen, I can't really talk, to be honest. Yeah. Oh, they're lovely. 752 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,152 Let me give you a ring. 753 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,118 I'll give you a ring in about half an hour. 754 00:46:59,305 --> 00:47:05,669 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 57593

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