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Since consciously uncoupling
from Deals, Deals, Deals,
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I've been catering regularly and
babysitting whenever I need dat cash.
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Although I was making
an ass-load of money at
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Sushi Mambeaux until
they got shut the eff down
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for a gnarly bed bugs infestation.
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I'm clean now. I'm... I'm fully clean.
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Uh, wow, uh, usually, we don't get
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everybody's back story.
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That's, uh, surprising.
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Living on the edge.
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To circle back...
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We have medium-speed Wi-Fi,
draft beer on tap...
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Okay, what?
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Girl, I hope I get to work here!
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So do we!
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It'd be $500 a month.
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Okay, I was thinking more like $1,000.
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Whoa, that would get you
a way bigger office.
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All right, I'm just gonna say it.
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Does this mean I'm freakin' hired?
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Hired?
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Aren't you renting an office space?
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I thought I was interviewing for
the office manager position?
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We're the office manager.
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Is this...
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Yeah, 495 Broadway.
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490.
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Pffft!
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Classic me.
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Whoop! Sorry!
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Also, got to say... what an hysterical
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business model to brand this as, like,
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a shared co-working space
when really you're
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storing people in what
are essentially closets
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after luring them in with these, like,
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seemingly high-end perks,
but it's also, like,
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a bag of beer in a trash can
under a counter.
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YouWork is a multi-
billion-dollar corporation.
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That is fucking genius.
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Guys, don't waste my time
like this again.
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Nice meeting you.
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Uh, okay, Fernando, I swear I don't know
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why it keeps getting clogged.
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Listen, lady, toilet paper's
not gonna make it through
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these old pipes, much less your tampons
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and maxi pads with wings for heavy flow.
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Okay, first of all, I have
an extra-heavy flow.
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Second of all, I don't flush my tampons
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and pads down the toilet.
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Third of all, you're saying
I can't flush toilet paper?
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Well, if you must wipe,
well, the other residents
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use a separate garbage can
for their used toilet paper,
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and they don't make a stink about it.
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Stink.
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So I can't poop, wipe,
and flush in my own apartment?
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I mean, that's some third-world shit.
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You mean developing nation.
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I-I-I did mean that.
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That is... That is right.
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Well, I grew up using a shit bucket.
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And I did not mean that in a bad way.
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I meant it in a great way.
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Growing up like that is dope.
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You know what? I'm gonna get one.
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I'm just gonna get one.
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I'll get a shit bucket.
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All right, got some snacks, dawg, yeah.
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All right, where the fuck
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was this interview supposed to be?
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Shit, phone...
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I love this city.
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Sorry.
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Oh, shit.
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Sorry.
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Oh, no.
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I just moved here.
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Cool.
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All right, all right, all right!
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All right.
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Geez.
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Linda freakin' Lodi?
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Linda!
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Linda, hey!
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Hey, It's Ilana Wexler!
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I used to work for you
at your temp agency!
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- Ilana?
- Come on over!
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That's so crazy.
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- Hey!
- Ilana, hi!
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Oh, my gosh.
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So, how are you?
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Good, good. I'm just, uh, working
over there in that coffee shop.
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What are you working on?
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Oh, well, I'm working on my screenplay.
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"We Lost Grandma at the Water Park."
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That sounds hilarious.
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Oh, well, it's a...
it's a drama, actually.
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Dope. Dope.
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But, uh, it's good. It's good.
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I just... the only thing is
I have to keep an eye on
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my stuff and my son every time
I want to take a smoke break.
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I mean, they didn't used
to kick us out of places
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for smoking in the '90s, right?
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You know, I never thought
about it like that.
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Anti-smoking is discriminatory.
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I just want a place
where I can work and smoke.
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You know, Linda, today
might be your lucky day
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because I have a situation
starting up here where you can
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sit and smoke and charge your
phone and your devices and work,
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and you never have to let your
belongings leave your sight.
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Whoa, that actually
sounds kind of perfect.
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Um, well, uh, how much do you charge?
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We are charging...
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50 cents a minute.
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You know what? I'll take it.
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Here.
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40 minutes... 45, I'll give ya.
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All right, awesome.
I'll go get my stuff.
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Yes, awesome, get your stuff,
and then come back.
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Abbi!
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- Man, I got you again!
- Every time, man.
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Come on, girl. Bring it in.
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Hoo!
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Doo, doo, doo. Doo, doo, doo.
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Doo, doo, doo. Doo, doo, doo.
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Pshh!
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So, what you looking for, Abb?
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Okay, so, this is
a little bit embarrassing,
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but my building's pre-World War I
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in the plumbing,
and it's, like, really...
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Say no more. Bath accessories.
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Dope, dude, thanks.
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Great seeing you.
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You too. Holla at me, Abb!
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Hey, dude, I'm in
the middle of trying to find
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this thing at BB&B.
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Hold up, you're at BB&B, Abbi?
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Can you grab me six power strips
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and six extension cords
and meet me at that place
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where that dude gave you
that condom stat?
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Well, I was gonna say stuff, too.
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Holy shit bucket.
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Dude, what is all of this?
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Welcome to SheWork.
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We are officially open for shiz-ness.
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What is SheWork?
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SheWork is an inclusive work environment
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that caters to smokers.
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I see a bunch of... no offense...
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trash furniture and two people
smoking cigarettes.
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Walk with me.
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So, SheWork uses the urban landscape for
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a fast-paced work space
with no boundaries.
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Huh. If parkour is using the city
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as your gym, SheWork is using
the city as your office.
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So, correct me if I'm wrong.
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People are paying you
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to use the free
public charging stations?
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So what? All the great
male entrepreneurs do it, okay?
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They take something that already exists,
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claim it was their idea,
throw in some fancy furniture,
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and charge double for it.
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For letting people
sit on your junk and smoke?
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Exactly.
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Wait, Ilana, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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I'm... I'm sorry.
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Smoking cigarettes is disgusting.
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Okay, smoking is obvs heinous...
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But who am I to judge
a nicotine addiction?
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I mean, I'm... fully addicted to weed.
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True. Okay, you got the stuff.
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I thank you, bitch. Oh, yeah.
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Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Great, thank you so much.
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And, actually,
a trash can is the only thing
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we don't need here at SheWork.
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No, no, no. This is actually mine,
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uh, my shit bucket, so...
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Come again?
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It... It's my shit bucket.
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Pardon me?
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My... I had to get a shit bucket.
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Okay, um...
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Who, what, how, when, where, and why?
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Okay, it's a funny story.
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Uh, you know how my toilet is
always getting clogged.
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Pfft. Yeah.
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Um, so, Fernando actually
let me know that I can't
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flush toilet paper anymore,
and actually I have to
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discard it in a separate bin
right next to the toilet.
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So what'd you say to him?
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So, then I said... I said...
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I said, "Fernando,
I will get that shit bucket."
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That's what I said,
and I got... I got one.
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Oh, Abbi. Dude, I was, like...
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I was standing there, and I was just,
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like, so stunned by what was going on,
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I got bullied into buying a shit bucket.
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You know, and I think
we should take this issue
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into the community-action
wing of SheWork.
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- Oh, wow, is there whole other...?
- Come on.
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Okay. Oh.
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So, we have to review our resources.
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Okay.
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- The printer/scanner.
- So, there's a scanning function.
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What you're gonna do is scan
your tits, or your ass.
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Make a shit ton of copies.
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Disseminate them to all your neighbors
but get this... anonymously.
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Everybody's like, "What's going on?"
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Whose tits are these?
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Meanwhile, you've
planted a stack of the tits
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in Fernando's office,
and you pipe up, and you say,
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"You know, I-I think it
might be Fernando,
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and while we're on the topic,
why are we shitting in buckets?"
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SheWork... boosh!
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Dude, you are so close on that.
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Okay, what if I print out
a petition, okay?
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Uh-huh. I go around to my neighbors,
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and I'm like, "Guys,
this is an important issue."
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We shouldn't be shitting
in shit buckets, okay?"
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I get the full signed petition,
take it back to Fernando,
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and I'm like, "Majority rules, man.
Change is coming."
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Ooh, you are full-blown grassroots.
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You are the Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez of Astoria.
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You're the Jewish
Shirley Chisholm of toilets.
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Yes, I am gonna shit
in my toilet and flush.
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Yes. Go get your bucket
and take care of your shit.
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Come on.
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Take care of your shit.
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I love you, Abb.
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Ah, and I love SheWork.
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Miss, hi.
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Are you sick of being
treated like a filthy outsider
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at work because of your
tragic smoking habit?
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How's that Wi-Fi working, L.L.?
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Ha, ha. Charging Station-Guest
is coming in clear as day.
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You know, we are growing
rapidly, and I'm starting to
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have to focus on expansion,
so would you feel comfortable
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watching the fort?
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Would I?
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No, I-I was asking...
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Hello, um, my name is
Abbi Abrams, and...
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I don't want to buy
any Girl Scout Cookies.
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No, no, no.
I-I'm not a Girl Scout anymore.
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I'm a grown...
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I-I'm actually your neighbor.
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I'm just going around
letting everyone know
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that I'm having a tenant meeting
today in the lobby...
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I have lived in this
building for 31 years,
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and I've never seen you.
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Well...
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Wait, are you Melody's roommate?
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You know Melody? Yes.
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She dates that wonderful young man
255
00:11:55,029 --> 00:11:58,165
who always brings me delicious cheeses.
256
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,028
That's, um... That's Bevers.
257
00:12:01,029 --> 00:12:03,441
They're the loveliest.
I love them, as well.
258
00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:05,717
Um, and I'm actually
walking around today
259
00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:07,579
to talk about the shit... to talk about
260
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,924
the plumbing problem in the building.
261
00:12:09,925 --> 00:12:11,683
How old are you?
262
00:12:11,684 --> 00:12:13,096
I'm newly...
263
00:12:13,097 --> 00:12:16,717
You hippies are the reason
that sandwiches
264
00:12:16,718 --> 00:12:20,200
in this neighborhood cost $16
265
00:12:20,201 --> 00:12:23,165
with your Sriracha and your oat milk.
266
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:26,717
What's wrong with cow milk?!
267
00:12:26,718 --> 00:12:28,510
Well... Sheesh!
268
00:12:28,521 --> 00:12:31,165
Cow's milk makes me have to shit!
269
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:35,096
Which is what I came here to talk
to you about in the first place.
270
00:12:59,753 --> 00:13:02,096
Ooh, God, I'm rich.
271
00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:04,063
This city's full of trash.
272
00:13:05,373 --> 00:13:08,924
This is a very important
meeting of the building,
273
00:13:08,925 --> 00:13:13,614
and I know you're looking
at me like I'm the hot, young
274
00:13:13,615 --> 00:13:14,786
new kid on the block.
275
00:13:14,787 --> 00:13:15,959
You're young?
276
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,752
I'm... I'm 30.
277
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:18,959
I've never seen her before.
278
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,648
Who buzzed her into the building?
279
00:13:20,649 --> 00:13:22,579
I know you. 4H, right?
280
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,165
Yes. Thank you.
281
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,476
Oh, you're the chick who pegged Jeremy.
282
00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:27,993
Yes, of course.
283
00:13:27,994 --> 00:13:29,234
Okay, well...
284
00:13:29,235 --> 00:13:30,338
I heard the moaning.
285
00:13:30,339 --> 00:13:32,579
You got him good.
286
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:35,683
Sounded like an Earth-shattering orgasm.
287
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,303
Okay. Fine.
288
00:13:37,304 --> 00:13:39,510
You got me.
I... I might've pegged Jeremy.
289
00:13:39,511 --> 00:13:41,269
Okay, great. But, listen, guys.
290
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,234
Let's... Let's focus up, okay?
291
00:13:43,235 --> 00:13:45,683
So, maybe, you know, I'm not young.
292
00:13:45,684 --> 00:13:48,683
Great, I'm getting up there. Great.
293
00:13:48,684 --> 00:13:52,269
And maybe you only know me
as the chick who pegged Jeremy.
294
00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:53,959
I'm... I'm fine with that.
295
00:13:55,063 --> 00:13:57,786
But allow me to help you, okay?
296
00:13:57,787 --> 00:14:01,372
There's a better quality of life
that we can have, okay?
297
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,200
I-I-I'm in the city.
298
00:14:03,201 --> 00:14:05,062
I'm riding the rails.
299
00:14:05,063 --> 00:14:08,165
There are changes
that need to be made, okay?
300
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:11,993
I-I don't know much,
but this is what I do know.
301
00:14:11,994 --> 00:14:14,579
This is what I do know!
302
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:17,338
We can be the change we wish to see.
303
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:22,028
Let's say "no" to shit buckets.
304
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,096
I love Jeremy.
305
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:28,062
If he let her peg,
we can probably trust her.
306
00:14:28,063 --> 00:14:29,510
- All right.
- My man.
307
00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:31,579
You are my man. Yes.
308
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,545
Listen, uh, let's take a quick pic,
309
00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:36,717
'cause what is activism without
posting it on Instagram, right?
310
00:14:36,718 --> 00:14:38,200
I don't know if it exists.
311
00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:39,925
Yeah, great.
312
00:14:41,063 --> 00:14:42,200
Yes!
313
00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:43,372
Hello, Linda.
314
00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:44,683
Ilana.
315
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:47,510
Did you notice I signed a new client?
316
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,372
Linda, you exquisite genius!
317
00:14:49,373 --> 00:14:51,062
May I kiss you?
318
00:14:51,063 --> 00:14:52,718
Y-Yes.
319
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,028
Mm, smoky.
320
00:15:01,132 --> 00:15:02,304
So tender.
321
00:15:05,097 --> 00:15:06,993
Fernando, thanks so much
for stopping by.
322
00:15:06,994 --> 00:15:08,718
Why don't you take a seat.
323
00:15:11,925 --> 00:15:13,822
It's good.
324
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,786
I called the city.
325
00:15:27,787 --> 00:15:29,786
I told them everything.
326
00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:31,338
I told them about the plumbing.
327
00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:32,959
I told them about the heat.
328
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,096
I told them about every single thing
329
00:15:35,097 --> 00:15:38,200
that needs fixing in this building.
330
00:15:38,201 --> 00:15:39,993
Okay.
331
00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:42,096
Change is gonna come, my friend.
332
00:15:46,304 --> 00:15:48,856
I think you're gonna want
to take a look at this.
333
00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:54,856
There you go.
334
00:15:59,994 --> 00:16:01,717
This is not good.
335
00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:03,269
Look.
336
00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:06,855
Fernando, no disrespect
to your country...
337
00:16:06,856 --> 00:16:09,786
I'm from Flushing.
338
00:16:09,787 --> 00:16:11,752
I grew up 10 minutes from here.
339
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,407
I apologize.
340
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,545
I'll pass along your demands.
341
00:16:18,891 --> 00:16:21,683
I'm the Rosa Parks of poop.
342
00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:22,856
What?
343
00:16:26,615 --> 00:16:27,890
How's everybody doing, huh?
344
00:16:27,891 --> 00:16:29,890
Morty, you want a fresh one?
345
00:16:29,891 --> 00:16:31,821
And, Ms. Katherine, anything for you?
346
00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:33,200
Yes, girl.
347
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,441
Bev, anything?
348
00:16:34,442 --> 00:16:35,545
She on a diet. I get it.
349
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:36,579
James, anything?
350
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:37,890
Got a birthday coming up.
351
00:16:37,891 --> 00:16:40,200
Debbie, snack, smoke?
352
00:16:40,201 --> 00:16:41,752
I'm not a business bitch.
353
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:44,062
I am a business, bitch!
354
00:16:44,063 --> 00:16:47,683
SheWork, where your lungs are
your goddamn business.
355
00:16:47,684 --> 00:16:50,441
Welcome to SheWork,
my privileged brothers.
356
00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:51,717
We've already met.
357
00:16:53,063 --> 00:16:55,924
You know, when you're running a company,
you meet a lot of people, so...
358
00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:58,441
Listen, we've been watching you all
day, and this is getting out of hand.
359
00:16:58,442 --> 00:17:00,028
Afraid we're gonna
have to shut you down.
360
00:17:00,029 --> 00:17:02,234
SheWork is a woman-owned business
361
00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:04,993
founded right here in New York City.
You can't shut us down.
362
00:17:04,994 --> 00:17:06,683
Okay, yeah, hm, okay, yeah, go for it.
363
00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:09,648
Yeah, let's see... Let's see how
it goes. Except I can promise you
364
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:13,096
that you're gonna see YouWork
start to trend hard...
365
00:17:13,097 --> 00:17:15,303
but bad.
366
00:17:15,304 --> 00:17:18,165
Because I hooked up
with someone very high up
367
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,821
in the human resources
department of Twitter once.
368
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,648
One second to side bar?
369
00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:24,959
Would you like a conference room?
370
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,441
I don't want
371
00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:27,683
to fuck with Twitter again.
372
00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:29,303
I don't like the sound of that.
373
00:17:29,304 --> 00:17:30,924
Plus we have to play them
in soccer this weekend.
374
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,338
Oh, my God.
We'd never hear the end of it.
375
00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:33,441
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
376
00:17:33,442 --> 00:17:34,602
- Let's pay her off.
- Cute.
377
00:17:34,613 --> 00:17:35,924
- Make her go away.
- Hundred bucks.
378
00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,283
- Split it with you.
- Yep, I did it.
379
00:17:37,294 --> 00:17:38,407
Hi.
380
00:17:38,408 --> 00:17:39,924
We'll give you 100 bucks to go away.
381
00:17:43,408 --> 00:17:45,717
You're hilarious.
What's your real offer?
382
00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:47,579
- $100.
- $900.
383
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:49,131
- $100.
- $800.
384
00:17:49,132 --> 00:17:50,786
- $100.
- $700.
385
00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:52,131
- $100.
- $600.
386
00:17:52,132 --> 00:17:53,407
- $100.
- $100.
387
00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:54,579
Is this a...
388
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:57,821
$500, and that's my final offer.
389
00:17:57,822 --> 00:17:59,753
Fine.
390
00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:03,407
I guess we're not getting
a mani-mani-pedi.
391
00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:04,959
Man. Yeah, yeah, mm, mm.
392
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,165
It's Friday. That's our thing.
393
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:09,062
I know it is, but it's okay.
We can skip it this one week.
394
00:18:09,063 --> 00:18:10,546
Okay.
395
00:18:12,201 --> 00:18:14,131
Wow, thank you.
396
00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:15,822
Only in New York.
397
00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:19,132
It is a genius idea, though.
398
00:18:20,339 --> 00:18:22,683
Okay, guys, it's over.
399
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,476
Thank you for believing
in me and SheWork.
400
00:18:26,477 --> 00:18:31,717
You made me realize
how beautiful yellow teeth
401
00:18:31,718 --> 00:18:36,821
and brown finger nails and hair
that smells like soot can be,
402
00:18:36,822 --> 00:18:38,510
so thank you for that.
403
00:18:38,511 --> 00:18:41,407
All right, pack up and go home.
We had a good run.
404
00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:43,476
I paid a week in advance.
405
00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:45,855
You know, the market is just
so up and down, brother.
406
00:18:45,856 --> 00:18:48,028
It's, you know, the market.
407
00:18:48,029 --> 00:18:50,234
Bye, Ken.
408
00:18:50,235 --> 00:18:51,407
Where's Ilana?
409
00:18:51,408 --> 00:18:53,683
She's gone. I-It's over.
410
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:58,545
But I didn't even get
to apply for office manager.
411
00:18:58,546 --> 00:19:00,372
Where's my computer?
412
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,710
Who took my computer?
413
00:19:02,721 --> 00:19:05,134
My screenplay!
414
00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:09,407
Christian?
415
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,477
Where's my kid?
416
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:19,165
Man, the beauty of that
bucket is that I'm squatting
417
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,821
so low to reach it, so I'm,
like, in Squatty Potty position.
418
00:19:21,822 --> 00:19:23,683
It's almost like a two-for-one.
419
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,372
Hold on.
420
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,235
You shit inthe bucket?
421
00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:31,165
You're only supposed to put
toilet paper in the bucket.
422
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,822
No, I know.
423
00:19:36,822 --> 00:19:38,338
See...
424
00:19:38,339 --> 00:19:39,959
Okay. Shit.
425
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,338
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
426
00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:55,441
Hey, what's up?
427
00:19:55,442 --> 00:19:58,200
Holy shit, Ilana, look at this.
428
00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:00,855
"YouWork's innovative smoker's rooftop
429
00:20:00,856 --> 00:20:02,924
results in a massive stock hike"?
430
00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:04,441
Those assholes!
431
00:20:04,442 --> 00:20:05,959
They stole my idea.
432
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,303
I knew I should've done an equity split.
433
00:20:08,304 --> 00:20:10,510
You know what, dude? It's okay.
434
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:13,786
We are still two badass activated women.
435
00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:19,821
I mean, Ilana, you founded
and sold a company in one day.
436
00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:23,614
And I, like, mobilized
my people to form a mini,
437
00:20:23,615 --> 00:20:27,200
like... s-small revolution
in my building!
438
00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:28,648
That's right.
439
00:20:28,649 --> 00:20:31,096
I mean, we can be
the change we wish to see
440
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,786
in the world if we... if we have a dream
441
00:20:32,787 --> 00:20:34,200
and we rise to meet that dream
442
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:36,855
and we go high when they go low.
443
00:20:44,822 --> 00:20:46,821
Oh, my God.
444
00:20:46,822 --> 00:20:48,269
Dude, Fernando got fired?
445
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:50,096
Oh, no!
446
00:20:50,097 --> 00:20:51,683
There's a new building manager?
447
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,477
Raising the rent in three months?!
448
00:20:55,718 --> 00:20:59,304
Oh, what the fuck is this?
449
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,350
You like our sharp cheddar?
450
00:21:10,361 --> 00:21:12,563
- I-I do. - Yeah, who doesn't?
It's the best cheese.
451
00:21:12,574 --> 00:21:14,786
I'm... I'm obsessed with sharp cheddar.
452
00:21:14,787 --> 00:21:16,379
So am I... me too. I...
453
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:18,959
He's taking it out of my...
out of my fridge,
454
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,683
- and he must be giving it to you.
- Well, they're very good.
455
00:21:21,684 --> 00:21:23,597
Great. That's... I'm happy
someone's enjoying them.
456
00:21:23,608 --> 00:21:25,679
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