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Hello, Radio Tower.
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Lisbon plane taking off
in ten minutes. East runway.
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Have your men go with Mr Laszlo.
Take his luggage.
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Certainly, Rick. Anything you say.
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Find Mr Laszlo's luggage
and put it on the plane.
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This way, please.
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You fill in the names.
That'll make it more official.
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You think of everything, don't you?
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The names of
Mr and Mrs Victor Laszlo.
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- Why my name?
- Cos you're getting on that plane.
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- What about you?
- I'm staying here till the plane goes.
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- What's happened to you...
- Last night we said many things.
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You said I was to do the thinking
for both of us
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and you're getting on that plane
with Victor.
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- Richard, no...
- You've got to listen to me.
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You know what you can
look forward to if you stay here?
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We'd both wind up
in a concentration camp, right?
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Major Strasser would insist.
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- You're saying it only to make me go.
- But it's true.
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We both know you belong with Victor.
You're part of his work.
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If that plane leaves and you don't,
you'll regret it.
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Maybe not today or tomorrow
but soon
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and for the rest of your life.
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- But what about us?
- We'll always have Paris.
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We didn't have, we'd lost it
until you came to Casablanca.
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We got it back last night.
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- And I said I would never leave you.
- And you never will.
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I'm no good at being noble
but the problems of three people
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don't amount to a hill of beans
in this crazy world.
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Someday you'll understand that.
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Now...
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Here's looking at you, kid.
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There's something you should know.
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- You don't have to explain anything.
- It may make a difference to you.
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You knew about Ilsa and me
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but you didn't know she was
at my place when you were.
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She came for the letters of transit.
Isn't that true, Ilsa?
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Yes.
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She tried everything to get them.
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She did her best to convince me
she was still in love with me.
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It was all over long ago.
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For your sake she pretended it wasn't
and I let her pretend.
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- I understand.
- Here it is.
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Thanks.
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Are you ready, Ilsa?
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Yes, I'm ready.
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Bye, Rick.
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God bless you.
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You better hurry,
you'll miss that plane.
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It'd be an idea for you to disappear
from Casablanca for a while.
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There's a Free French garrison at
Brazzaville. I can arrange a passage.
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My letter of transit? I could use a trip.
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It doesn't change our bet.
You still owe me 10,000 Francs.
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That 10,000 Francs
should pay our expenses.
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Our expenses?
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Louis, I think this is the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.
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Who am I kidding? I'm not like that.
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I never was, I never will be.
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That's strictly the movies.
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I'm so depressed.
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Maybe if I took
two more aspirin it would help.
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That would make...
two, four, six aspirin.
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I'm turning into an aspirin junkie.
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Soon I'll be boiling the cotton
at the top of the bottle to get the extra.
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I shouldn't have signed those papers.
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Let her take me to court.
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Two years of marriage down the drain.
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I couldn't believe what she said to me.
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She was like a total stranger,
not like my wife.
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I don't want any alimony.
I just want out.
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- Can't we discuss it?
- We discussed it 50 times.
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- Why?
- I don't know.
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I can't stand the marriage.
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You're no fun, you suffocate me.
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There's no rapport
and I don't dig you physically.
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For God's sake, Allan,
don't take it personal.
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I won't take it personal,
I'll just kill myself.
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If only I knew where my analyst
was vacationing.
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Where do they go every August?
They leave the city.
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Every summer the city is full of people
who are crazy till Labour Day.
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What if I reach him?
What's he gonna tell me?
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Whatever I say
he tells me it's a sexual problem.
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Isn't that ridiculous?
How can it be sexual?
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We weren't even having relations.
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Maybe once in a while.
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She used to watch TV during it.
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Change channels
with the remote control.
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Why should a divorce bother me so?
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Maybe I'm better off without her.
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Why not?
I'm young, healthy, got a good job.
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This could be my chance
to step out a little bit.
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If she can swing, so can I.
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I could turn this place into a nightclub.
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Get broads here
like you wouldn't believe.
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Swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs,
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dental hygienists.
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If she didn't want me,
I won't push myself on her.
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I couldn't believe
what she said when she left.
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I want a new life.
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I want to go skiing,
go dancing, go to the beach,
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ride through Europe on a motorcycle.
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- All we ever do is see movies.
- I write for a film magazine.
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Besides, I happen to like movies.
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That's because
you're one of life's great watchers.
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I'm a doer. I want to participate.
We never laugh together.
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How can you say that?
I'm constantly laughing.
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I chuckle, I giggle, I guffaw. Why didn't
this come up when we were dating?
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You were more aggressive then.
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Everybody is during courtship.
It's natural.
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You can't expect me to keep up that
level of charm, I'd have a heart attack.
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Goodbye, Allan.
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My lawyer will call your lawyer.
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I don't have a lawyer.
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Have him call my doctor.
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What's the matter with me?
Why can't I be cool?
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What's the secret?
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There's no secret, kid.
Dames are simple.
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I never met one that didn't understand
a slap in the mouth
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or a slug from a.45.
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Yeah, cos you're Bogart.
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I could never hit Nancy.
It's not that type of relationship.
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Where'd you learn that word,
the shrink?
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I'm not like you. In Casablanca, when
you lost Ingrid, weren't you crushed?
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Nothing a little bourbon and soda
wouldn't fix.
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I can't drink.
My body won't tolerate alcohol.
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Take my advice and forget
all this fancy relationship stuff.
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The world is full of dames.
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All you got to do is whistle.
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He's right.
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You give them an inch
and they step all over you.
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Why can't I develop that attitude?
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Nothing a little bourbon and soda
couldn't fix.
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- Are you all right?
- You poor thing!
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- Why didn't you call us?
- I didn't want to bother you.
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Not bother us?
For God's sake, what are friends for?
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Why did she say
she wanted a divorce?
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She doesn't laugh enough.
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Insufficient laughter -
grounds for divorce.
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She wants to go skiing.
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She wants to ski
down a mountain laughing.
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Let me call my office.
I ran out of a meeting when you called.
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They must think I'm crazy.
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- Have you heard from her?
- I heard from Schulman and Weiss.
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I signed some papers
and Nancy went to Mexico.
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We went there on our honeymoon.
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Spent the entire two weeks in bed.
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I had dysentery.
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Hello, George?
Did they agree to the terms?
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Oh, hell. Well, if we blow it, we blow it.
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God! Can't you cook anything
but TV dinners?
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Who bothers to cook them?
I suck them frozen.
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I'll tell you where you can reach me,
I'll be at 362-9296 for a while.
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Then I'll be at 648-0024
for about 15 minutes.
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Then I'll be at 752-0420
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and then I'll be home at 621-4598.
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Right, George. Bye-bye.
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There's a phone booth on the corner,
shall I get the number?
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You'll be passing it.
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- I'm sorry, Allan.
- She wants to be a swinger.
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- Married life is no good for her.
- Don't get worked up.
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I gave her a home, affection, security.
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This was a girl I found
waiting on tables at the Hip Bagel.
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I used to go there every night
and over-tip her.
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$1.50 on a 35-cent check.
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Nancy was impulsive.
We all knew that.
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She didn't leave impulsively.
She talked about it for months.
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- I didn't believe she'd do it.
- It's good you find out now.
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- You're young. Make a new life.
- I'm 29.
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The height of my sexual potency
was ten years ago.
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Look at the bright side. You're free.
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You'll go out, there'll be girls.
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You'll go to parties,
have affairs with married women.
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Sexual relations with girls
of every race, creed and colour.
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You get tired of that.
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Besides, those kinds of things
never happen to me.
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I managed to fool one girl into
loving me and now she's gone.
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See how he downgrades himself?
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Don't you think plenty of women
would find him attractive?
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- Yes, of course.
- The world's full of eligible women.
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Yeah, but not like Nancy.
She was a lovely thing.
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I used to lay in bed
and watch her sleep.
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Once in a while she'd wake up
and catch me.
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She'd let out a scream.
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He really loved her. I feel like crying.
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Why do you feel like crying?
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A man makes an investment,
it doesn't pay off.
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Could I get an aspirin?
I have a headache.
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He's having a breakdown
and you're sick.
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- Don't get upset.
- I'm not, I just had a rough day.
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You want an aspirin too?
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I ate all the aspirin,
what about Darvon?
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Yes, my analyst suggested that
when I have migraines.
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I used to get migraines but my analyst
cured me. Now I get cold sores.
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I still do. Big, ugly ones from tension.
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- I may need a lobotomy.
- With mine away I feel paralysed.
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You should move to hospital together.
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- You want a Fresca with the Darvon?
- Do you have apple juice?
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They're fantastic together.
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Have you ever had lithium
and tomato juice?
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No, but another neurotic tells me
it's unbelievable.
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Can I get a Coke with nothing in it?
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I'll get the pills.
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Poor guy.
If there's anything we can do...
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He never should have married Nancy.
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I thought they were getting along.
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You're so busy all the time
you never see what's going on.
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Didn't you think it strange
that he was married
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but still couldn't get a date
on New Year's Eve?
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Darling, don't get overwrought.
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This is Mr Christie,
I'm no longer at 752-0420,
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I'm gonna be home at 621-4598.
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What? Yes, I'll hold on.
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Honey, these things upset me.
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I'm experiencing a wave of insecurity.
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You are? Did I tell you
what happened to me today?
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I bought 100 acres of land in Florida
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and it turns out that
98 of them have quicksand.
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My syndicate wanted to build
a golf course.
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All we can do is build
a three-hole golf course
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with the biggest sand trap
in the world.
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What are you taking a pill for?
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- I'm tense.
- Why?
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The whole subject of divorce
is traumatic for me.
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- He's getting divorced, not us.
- It's the idea of it.
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I guess I've never gotten over
my parents' divorce.
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Well, it's about time. Come here.
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You're so insecure.
I wish I could...
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Milt? Dick. That deal is unacceptable.
The figures are lousy.
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No, I can't take it.
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Marjorie, did Mr Hardy call?
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I'm at 922-3299.
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Yeah, I'll be here...
I'm picking my wife up.
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What? Who? Oh, Allan Felix.
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All right, I'll call him later. Bye-bye.
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Allan's calling again.
We got to find him a girl.
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Somebody he can be with.
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Well, find him a nice girl.
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- There must be somebody here.
- Not single ones.
239
00:15:24,115 --> 00:15:26,709
- What about Carol?
- Engaged.
240
00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:30,907
- What about her?
- She's living with a priest.
241
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:35,551
The tall one with the blonde hair?
242
00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:39,474
She'd eat him alive.
There'd be nothing left but his glasses.
243
00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:41,949
This is going to be a bit of a problem.
244
00:15:41,995 --> 00:15:44,793
Mr Christie, there's a call for you.
245
00:15:47,315 --> 00:15:50,864
Listen, Linda and I
are going out for dinner tonight.
246
00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:53,748
We'll invite some nice girl
and we'll all go.
247
00:15:53,795 --> 00:15:55,990
You've got to start meeting girls.
248
00:15:56,035 --> 00:15:59,266
I haven't done that in two years.
I'm out of practice.
249
00:15:59,315 --> 00:16:02,193
When I was in practice,
I was out of practice.
250
00:16:02,235 --> 00:16:04,988
You invested your emotions
in a losing stock.
251
00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:07,026
It was wiped out.
252
00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:10,465
What do you do?
You reinvest in a more stable stock.
253
00:16:10,515 --> 00:16:13,507
Something with long-term
growth possibilities.
254
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,432
Like who, General Motors?
255
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,466
Come on, shape up.
256
00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:21,508
She'd have to be damn good
to do anything for my morale at all.
257
00:16:21,555 --> 00:16:24,706
- Who can we get?
- You don't have anybody in mind?
258
00:16:24,755 --> 00:16:27,633
- We have several in mind.
- What kind do you like?
259
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:30,348
- He likes neurotics.
- I like blondes.
260
00:16:30,395 --> 00:16:32,955
Blondes with long hair and short skirts
261
00:16:32,995 --> 00:16:35,953
and boots and big chests
and bright and witty.
262
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,111
Don't set yourself silly standards.
263
00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:40,874
She must be beautiful with a big bust?
264
00:16:40,915 --> 00:16:43,952
And a good behind.
Something I can sink my teeth into.
265
00:16:43,995 --> 00:16:47,032
- He was always fussy.
- But look at the result.
266
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:49,305
You never went out.
267
00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:52,028
Sally has long hair
and a good size chest.
268
00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:55,272
- What's good size?
- Like this I guess.
269
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,988
- She's not very bright.
- What does she do?
270
00:16:58,035 --> 00:17:00,708
- She works for an astrologer.
- Forget it.
271
00:17:00,755 --> 00:17:02,746
You might get her into bed.
272
00:17:02,795 --> 00:17:05,673
With my luck
I won't get her into a chair.
273
00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:08,707
These girls
often don't have great minds.
274
00:17:08,755 --> 00:17:11,713
Why all this fuss over
a dinner companion?
275
00:17:11,755 --> 00:17:15,350
Look, I can't go out,
I'm still attached to Nancy.
276
00:17:15,395 --> 00:17:18,353
Will you forget about Nancy?
She's gone.
277
00:17:19,595 --> 00:17:23,270
That's true. She wanted to be free
so she could swing.
278
00:17:23,315 --> 00:17:25,351
Darling, think of somebody.
279
00:17:25,395 --> 00:17:27,784
I can just picture what she's up to.
280
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,826
Baby, this is wonderful.
281
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:39,151
My ex-husband would never take me
on a motorcycle.
282
00:17:39,195 --> 00:17:42,505
He fell off a scooter
and broke his collar bone.
283
00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:45,706
And I mean the kind of scooter
you push.
284
00:17:45,755 --> 00:17:48,508
Movies. That's his whole life,
he's a watcher.
285
00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:50,352
I'm a doer.
286
00:17:50,395 --> 00:17:53,990
It's been so long
since I've been made love to
287
00:17:54,035 --> 00:17:56,026
by a handsome blond man.
288
00:17:56,755 --> 00:17:59,952
We're divorced two weeks
and she's dating a Nazi.
289
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,032
- What about Sharon?
- I like the name.
290
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:06,272
She works as
a photographer's assistant.
291
00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:08,431
- She's bright and cute.
- Let's go.
292
00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:10,306
- Call her.
- Perfect.
293
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,791
- What will you say?
- I'll ask if she's free for dinner.
294
00:18:13,835 --> 00:18:16,713
Don't mention the divorce.
Say my wife's dead.
295
00:18:16,755 --> 00:18:21,351
I don't know if we should do this.
The old tension's beginning to set in.
296
00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:24,193
Sharon Lake, please. Linda Christie.
297
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,430
I don't want to hear this.
298
00:18:26,475 --> 00:18:28,909
It's Linda, how are you?
299
00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:33,664
Fine. We're going to dinner tonight
with an old friend,
300
00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:36,866
we thought you might want to join us.
301
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:40,908
No, it's nothing.
We just have the radio on.
302
00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:45,945
- You don't know him.
- A widower.
303
00:18:45,995 --> 00:18:49,112
Tell her my wife died
in a mine shaft explosion.
304
00:18:49,155 --> 00:18:51,305
He's lots of fun. You'll like him.
305
00:18:51,355 --> 00:18:55,712
If she doesn't want to, forget it.
I don't need this aggravation.
306
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:58,474
We'll pick you up at eight o'clock.
307
00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:00,471
Simple dress.
308
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,710
Sure, flats are OK.
309
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:05,952
Let her wear heels.
What am I? Toulouse-Lautrec?
310
00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:10,023
Bye-bye. You're set.
311
00:19:10,075 --> 00:19:12,794
I really have mixed feelings about this.
312
00:19:12,835 --> 00:19:15,793
What if I have this chick in bed
and Nancy comes back?
313
00:19:15,835 --> 00:19:18,508
Let's not hope for too much
this first night.
314
00:19:18,555 --> 00:19:21,991
- Did she say anything about me?
- She doesn't know you!
315
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,105
You never said I was a widower.
316
00:19:24,155 --> 00:19:27,830
I got you the date,
you tell her about your wife's death.
317
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,786
I'm excited about this.
318
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,907
We'll pick Sharon up
and then you after eight.
319
00:19:32,955 --> 00:19:35,753
I can't stay out late,
I have an early meeting.
320
00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:38,628
We can eat at the Pier in Sausalito.
321
00:19:38,675 --> 00:19:40,711
Wonderful. It's so romantic.
322
00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:44,350
The food is terrible
and I think it's going to rain.
323
00:19:44,395 --> 00:19:47,705
I'm going to shower
and douse my body with Canoe.
324
00:19:48,595 --> 00:19:52,508
I'm going home.
I'm going to brush all my teeth.
325
00:19:53,515 --> 00:19:56,109
I think he and Sharon should hit it off.
326
00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:58,510
- Yeah?
- You don't think so?
327
00:19:58,555 --> 00:19:59,874
He'll probably calm down by tonight.
328
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,105
I wish she'd seen me before.
329
00:20:04,155 --> 00:20:08,194
I hate to be there on a blind date
when the girl first sees me.
330
00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:13,025
What if she's disappointed
and she laughs or screams?
331
00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:22,027
Ridiculous.
332
00:20:22,075 --> 00:20:25,385
Has a girl ever once reacted
by laughing or screaming?
333
00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:28,074
Once. A co-ed from Brooklyn College.
334
00:20:28,115 --> 00:20:30,788
Came to the door,
saw me and passed out.
335
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:33,190
She was weak from dieting, though.
336
00:20:54,435 --> 00:20:56,949
What the hell?
337
00:20:56,995 --> 00:21:00,624
Bogart was short.
That never seemed to bother anybody.
338
00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:03,143
You're starting off on the wrong foot.
339
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,186
- Yeah, negative.
- Sure.
340
00:21:05,235 --> 00:21:08,591
She's getting the best of you
before the game starts.
341
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,229
What's that stuff you put on your face?
342
00:21:11,275 --> 00:21:15,746
- Canoe. It's an aftershave lotion.
- What about that other stuff?
343
00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:19,310
Lavoris, Mennen spray deodorant
and baby powder.
344
00:21:19,355 --> 00:21:22,233
You're gonna smell like
a French cathouse.
345
00:21:22,275 --> 00:21:25,267
- I need them.
- Why? Are you ashamed of sweat?
346
00:21:25,315 --> 00:21:27,306
I want to make an impression.
347
00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:31,348
You know, kid, somewhere in life
you got turned around.
348
00:21:31,395 --> 00:21:33,863
It's her job to smell nice for you.
349
00:21:33,915 --> 00:21:38,147
Don't tell her you don't drink,
she'll think you're a boy scout.
350
00:21:38,195 --> 00:21:39,992
And don't get nervous.
351
00:21:40,035 --> 00:21:43,550
The only bad thing is
if she turns out to be a virgin
352
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,586
or a cop.
353
00:21:45,635 --> 00:21:48,308
With my luck,
she'll turn out to be both.
354
00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:50,186
You know he's right.
355
00:21:50,235 --> 00:21:54,148
A lot of women are turned on by
a masculine, earthy quality.
356
00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:58,829
I shouldn't have put
so much Binoca under my arms.
357
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:02,345
Wouldn't it be great
if we hit it off at first sight?
358
00:22:03,195 --> 00:22:06,744
Why not?
They say that dames are simple.
359
00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:11,151
I never met one who didn't understand
a slap in the mouth
360
00:22:11,195 --> 00:22:13,186
or a slug from a.45.
361
00:22:14,955 --> 00:22:17,310
Come here, Sharon.
362
00:22:19,515 --> 00:22:21,631
You are fantastic.
363
00:22:22,555 --> 00:22:26,548
Up until tonight, the doctors had told
me that I was frigid.
364
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,985
I want to thank you
for proving them wrong.
365
00:22:30,035 --> 00:22:34,313
You got any girl friends with
the same problem, bring them over.
366
00:22:34,355 --> 00:22:37,984
When Dick and Linda spoke of you,
they used terms like,
367
00:22:38,035 --> 00:22:40,503
"brilliant" and "genius"
368
00:22:40,555 --> 00:22:43,865
but they didn't say
that you were also an animal.
369
00:22:44,795 --> 00:22:47,673
Sorry I had to slap you around,
sweetheart,
370
00:22:47,715 --> 00:22:50,912
but you got hysterical
when I said "No more."
371
00:23:06,395 --> 00:23:08,272
It's Linda.
372
00:23:10,115 --> 00:23:13,790
I'm alone. Sharon's with Dick,
they're out parking.
373
00:23:13,835 --> 00:23:16,554
He sent me in
to make sure everything's OK.
374
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,665
I didn't realise it was so late.
375
00:23:18,715 --> 00:23:21,673
Did you break a bottle
of shaving lotion?
376
00:23:21,715 --> 00:23:24,673
- I'm wearing too much?
- It's a touch strong.
377
00:23:24,715 --> 00:23:27,832
Once we get out into the air,
you won't notice.
378
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,025
I better set this place up quickly.
379
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:33,192
It's fine.
We'll just have a quick drink and go.
380
00:23:33,235 --> 00:23:36,705
A few carefully-placed objects
create the proper impression.
381
00:23:36,755 --> 00:23:40,304
You can't leave books lying around
like you're reading them!
382
00:23:40,355 --> 00:23:43,347
- It creates an image.
- You don't need an image.
383
00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:49,067
Got just the thing,
my 100-yard-dash medal.
384
00:23:49,115 --> 00:23:53,393
- You can't leave out a track medal.
- Why? I paid $20 for it.
385
00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:58,310
I got a big decision to make.
Do I go with Oscar Peterson
386
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,425
or Bart�k String Quartet No. 5?
387
00:24:00,475 --> 00:24:04,263
Play Oscar Peterson and leave Bart�k
out so everybody can see it.
388
00:24:04,315 --> 00:24:06,112
That's a good idea.
389
00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:10,433
I've never seen anybody go to
so much trouble to impress a date.
390
00:24:10,475 --> 00:24:14,627
If you devoted so much time to Nancy,
I don't see why she left.
391
00:24:14,675 --> 00:24:19,305
I used to write her poems, take
her to restaurants and order in French.
392
00:24:19,355 --> 00:24:21,744
The waiter would bring
the wrong things.
393
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,593
If you just leaned across
and kissed her...
394
00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:28,674
I tried. She used to say,
"Not here, everybody's staring."
395
00:24:28,715 --> 00:24:31,548
Once, my sleeve caught fire...
396
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,711
See, you laughed. It's funny, right?
397
00:24:33,755 --> 00:24:36,553
She took it
as a symbol of my clumsiness.
398
00:24:38,915 --> 00:24:42,464
Tremendous poise.
I'm an absolute master.
399
00:24:53,755 --> 00:24:55,746
Come on in.
400
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:10,111
Allan, this is Sharon.
401
00:25:11,195 --> 00:25:14,904
I've got friends on this block,
right across the street.
402
00:25:14,955 --> 00:25:18,584
Do you know the Gibsons?
They're a fantastic couple.
403
00:25:18,635 --> 00:25:22,833
- He's an interior decorator.
- That's sort of a hobby of mine.
404
00:25:26,035 --> 00:25:30,347
The key to it is to avoid looking
like you used a decorator.
405
00:25:30,395 --> 00:25:32,590
I've got to make one quick call.
406
00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:37,911
- Linda, are you wearing Jasmine?
- Me? No.
407
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:41,425
- What are we drinking?
- J&B on the rocks.
408
00:25:41,475 --> 00:25:43,352
A Harveys Bristol Cream.
409
00:25:43,395 --> 00:25:45,386
I'll have the usual.
410
00:25:46,235 --> 00:25:49,272
- Bourbon and water.
- A bourbon man.
411
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:54,346
I got to cut down on my drinking.
I'm putting away a quart a day.
412
00:26:01,275 --> 00:26:05,826
This is Mr Christie,
I'm no longer at 431-5997.
413
00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:08,673
I'll be at... What time did that come in?
414
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,230
Sharon did a movie.
415
00:26:15,275 --> 00:26:17,743
- Underground.
- Stag film?
416
00:26:17,795 --> 00:26:21,424
Underground, you know, arty, 16mm.
417
00:26:21,475 --> 00:26:25,707
- Allan is interested in cinema.
- Really? What do you do?
418
00:26:25,755 --> 00:26:29,350
I'm a writer. Nothing much.
Film Weekly.
419
00:26:29,395 --> 00:26:31,386
Articles, essays, criticisms.
420
00:26:31,435 --> 00:26:36,145
This film I did got very good reviews.
I got singled out.
421
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,948
Course, I was the only girl in it
with nine men.
422
00:26:38,995 --> 00:26:41,463
What's it called? Maybe I saw it.
423
00:26:41,515 --> 00:26:44,109
Gang Bang.
424
00:26:44,155 --> 00:26:48,433
These films have the raunchiest titles.
Really, it wasn't sexy.
425
00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:52,150
You were all out of bourbon
so I made it straight water.
426
00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:55,551
It's so humid out,
I think it's going to rain.
427
00:26:55,595 --> 00:26:59,588
Maybe that's why I have a headache.
I get terrible sinus attacks.
428
00:26:59,635 --> 00:27:02,513
You should have them drained.
429
00:27:02,555 --> 00:27:05,023
That's why it's silly to go the Pier.
430
00:27:05,075 --> 00:27:08,033
Could you turn the music down
a little bit?
431
00:27:08,075 --> 00:27:10,066
Of course.
432
00:27:11,555 --> 00:27:14,274
Why go to an outdoor restaurant
in the rain?
433
00:27:14,315 --> 00:27:18,149
- We used to go walking in the rain.
- I love the rain.
434
00:27:18,195 --> 00:27:21,824
It washes memories
off the sidewalk of life.
435
00:27:28,835 --> 00:27:32,191
Gee, Allan,
you really have the delicate touch.
436
00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:36,513
He's a trifle tense,
he had some misfortune with his wife.
437
00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:39,513
- His wife?
- His ex-wife. She's gone.
438
00:27:39,555 --> 00:27:41,511
- She's dead.
- How awful.
439
00:27:41,555 --> 00:27:43,705
She's not really dead.
440
00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:46,952
Technically not dead,
but we're not dating.
441
00:27:46,995 --> 00:27:50,704
- She left him.
- I'm sorry.
442
00:28:08,595 --> 00:28:12,144
- Is he on anything?
- He's been under some strain lately.
443
00:28:15,035 --> 00:28:19,506
This is Mr Christie,
I'm at The Hong Fat Noodle Company.
444
00:28:19,555 --> 00:28:24,026
That's 824-7996.
445
00:28:24,075 --> 00:28:26,509
Yeah, right. OK. Bye-bye.
446
00:28:27,475 --> 00:28:32,868
What's interesting is when they eat
rice with chopsticks authentically,
447
00:28:32,915 --> 00:28:37,431
they bring it up to their mouths
in a shovelling move with your arm.
448
00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:46,346
What's the matter?
449
00:28:46,395 --> 00:28:49,626
Would you excuse me a second?
I'll be right back.
450
00:28:52,995 --> 00:28:55,634
- She likes me.
- What?
451
00:28:55,675 --> 00:28:59,384
I can read women.
She wants me to come on with her.
452
00:28:59,435 --> 00:29:02,552
She digs me.
She's playing it very coolly.
453
00:29:02,595 --> 00:29:05,234
I'm going to come on with her later.
454
00:29:08,275 --> 00:29:12,234
- Good night and thanks for dinner.
- It's only ten o'clock.
455
00:29:12,275 --> 00:29:14,994
I have a headache
and I have to get up early.
456
00:29:15,035 --> 00:29:17,424
- I'll walk you upstairs.
- It's OK.
457
00:29:17,475 --> 00:29:20,035
This city's a jungle, I better go.
458
00:29:20,075 --> 00:29:23,465
If I'm not down in an hour,
sublet my apartment.
459
00:29:27,995 --> 00:29:29,906
You know any other girls?
460
00:29:29,955 --> 00:29:32,594
I don't know if any of them
are his type.
461
00:29:32,635 --> 00:29:35,069
Most of the girls I know are normal.
462
00:29:35,115 --> 00:29:37,106
He's just over-anxious.
463
00:29:37,155 --> 00:29:40,545
As soon as she came over
he went into his act.
464
00:29:44,195 --> 00:29:46,231
Well, night.
465
00:29:46,275 --> 00:29:49,665
You know, Sharon,
a dame like you and a guy like...
466
00:29:53,635 --> 00:29:55,830
How'd it go with Sharon?
467
00:29:57,955 --> 00:29:59,752
Really?
468
00:30:00,835 --> 00:30:03,952
I keep striking out with women
and you keep laughing.
469
00:30:03,995 --> 00:30:07,112
Everybody's insecure, Allan,
not just you.
470
00:30:07,155 --> 00:30:09,146
No, you're wrong, Dick is.
471
00:30:10,155 --> 00:30:12,669
Me? Are you kidding? Ask my analyst.
472
00:30:12,715 --> 00:30:16,674
- How many times a week do you go?
- Three, but one is group.
473
00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:19,468
Anyone in your group
who'd be good for me?
474
00:30:19,515 --> 00:30:23,747
Emotionally disturbed women are
interesting. A pervert or something.
475
00:30:24,555 --> 00:30:28,707
Jennifer? What do mean "crazy"?
476
00:30:28,755 --> 00:30:30,746
It'll strictly be sex.
477
00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:33,070
She's too weird for a relationship.
478
00:30:33,115 --> 00:30:35,106
I don't mind just sex.
479
00:30:35,155 --> 00:30:38,306
I'd prefer a girl
that doesn't get hung up on me.
480
00:30:38,355 --> 00:30:40,744
I definitely think we should try it.
481
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:44,834
I really appreciate this.
I know it must be a drag for you.
482
00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:47,343
You know who's not insecure?
Bogart.
483
00:30:47,395 --> 00:30:50,705
That's not real life.
You set too high a standard.
484
00:30:50,755 --> 00:30:54,031
If you're gonna identify,
who am I gonna pick? My rabbi?
485
00:30:54,075 --> 00:30:57,750
- Bogart's a perfect image.
- You don't need to, you're you.
486
00:30:57,795 --> 00:31:00,514
I know that you can't believe that.
487
00:31:00,555 --> 00:31:02,705
Anyway, onward to Jennifer.
488
00:31:34,515 --> 00:31:38,428
Allan, I won't deny it.
I'm a nymphomaniac.
489
00:31:38,475 --> 00:31:42,991
I discovered sex very early.
I slept with everybody.
490
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:46,186
My schoolteacher,
my sister's husband,
491
00:31:46,235 --> 00:31:49,307
the string section
of the New York Philharmonic.
492
00:31:49,355 --> 00:31:52,552
I want to have sex all the time,
play all the time
493
00:31:52,595 --> 00:31:56,031
otherwise you're just down,
and why be down?
494
00:31:56,075 --> 00:31:58,873
The best way to get up is sex.
495
00:31:59,515 --> 00:32:01,506
I'm not like my sisters.
496
00:32:01,555 --> 00:32:05,104
They're so inhibited,
they never want to do anything.
497
00:32:05,155 --> 00:32:08,465
I believe in having sex
as often, as freely
498
00:32:08,515 --> 00:32:11,234
and as intensely as possible.
499
00:32:13,635 --> 00:32:15,910
What do you take me for?
500
00:32:18,155 --> 00:32:20,623
How did I misread those signs?
501
00:32:22,235 --> 00:32:24,624
This stuff just knocks me out.
502
00:32:24,675 --> 00:32:28,145
We're in a room that has some
of the highest achievements
503
00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:31,904
- of Western civilisation.
- There's no girls.
504
00:32:32,675 --> 00:32:34,745
Look at the Rouault. Look.
505
00:32:36,075 --> 00:32:38,066
It's pretty.
506
00:32:39,395 --> 00:32:42,785
If you could have any painting,
what would you pick?
507
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,144
- A van Gogh. Any van Gogh.
- Me too.
508
00:32:45,195 --> 00:32:49,746
I feel a mystical attraction
for van Gogh. Why is that?
509
00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:53,674
I don't know. I just know
he cut off his ear for a girl he loved.
510
00:32:53,715 --> 00:32:56,468
That's the kind of thing
you'd do for a girl.
511
00:32:56,515 --> 00:32:58,745
I'd have to like her a lot.
512
00:32:58,795 --> 00:33:01,753
I wonder if Dick
would cut his ear off for me?
513
00:33:01,795 --> 00:33:04,867
I don't think you should ask him.
He's very busy.
514
00:33:04,915 --> 00:33:08,066
It must be fantastic
to be loved so intensely.
515
00:33:08,915 --> 00:33:13,386
Why don't we split and see if there's
any action at the Berkeley Museum?
516
00:33:13,435 --> 00:33:15,551
There's one.
517
00:33:16,515 --> 00:33:19,746
- She's great.
- Go ahead, speak to her.
518
00:33:19,795 --> 00:33:22,628
- No, are you kidding?
- Go on.
519
00:33:22,675 --> 00:33:24,666
Go on, give it a try.
520
00:33:24,715 --> 00:33:27,434
That's what we're here for. Go on.
521
00:33:27,475 --> 00:33:29,545
Casual.
522
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:37,830
It's a lovely Jackson Pollock.
523
00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:39,866
Yes, it is.
524
00:33:41,035 --> 00:33:43,105
What does it say to you?
525
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:46,704
It restates the negativeness
of the universe.
526
00:33:46,755 --> 00:33:51,988
The hideous, lonely emptiness
of existence. Nothingness.
527
00:33:52,035 --> 00:33:56,950
The predicament of man forced to live
in a barren, godless eternity
528
00:33:56,995 --> 00:34:00,988
like a tiny flame
flickering in an immense void
529
00:34:01,035 --> 00:34:05,028
with nothing but waste,
horror and degradation
530
00:34:05,075 --> 00:34:09,865
forming a useless straightjacket
in a black absurd cosmos.
531
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:15,113
- What are you doing Saturday?
- Committing suicide.
532
00:34:15,155 --> 00:34:17,191
What about Friday night?
533
00:34:22,355 --> 00:34:26,712
If they're beautiful, they're crazy.
Beauty drives a woman crazy.
534
00:34:26,755 --> 00:34:28,746
What's he ranting about?
535
00:34:28,795 --> 00:34:31,514
Why am I going to the beach?
I hate the beach.
536
00:34:31,555 --> 00:34:33,750
I don't like swimming or the sun.
537
00:34:33,795 --> 00:34:37,071
I'm red-headed, fair-skinned.
I don't tan, I stroke.
538
00:34:37,115 --> 00:34:40,107
A lot of good women go to the beach
at weekends.
539
00:34:40,155 --> 00:34:42,350
Secretaries, receptionists.
540
00:34:42,395 --> 00:34:45,193
I want a really, really, great woman.
541
00:34:45,235 --> 00:34:48,307
Well, Madame Curie's dead,
who else is there?
542
00:34:48,355 --> 00:34:50,585
I thought you were too busy
to go away.
543
00:34:50,635 --> 00:34:54,025
A few guys from the office are going,
I've got a few meetings.
544
00:34:54,075 --> 00:34:56,509
Do you think we'll get to see you?
545
00:34:56,555 --> 00:34:59,706
- I got you pencilled in for dinner.
- Very funny.
546
00:34:59,755 --> 00:35:02,667
- Are there spiders at the beach?
- Come on!
547
00:35:02,715 --> 00:35:07,186
Anything with more than two legs
that walks across my chest kills me.
548
00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:10,784
- We got to find him a broad.
- That's for sure!
549
00:35:10,835 --> 00:35:14,350
- I'm carsick.
- Come on, Allan!
550
00:35:14,395 --> 00:35:16,511
We're gonna drop you in the bay.
551
00:35:17,435 --> 00:35:22,225
This is Mr Christie,
I'm longer at 731-0711.
552
00:35:22,275 --> 00:35:27,508
I'll be at 885-0714.
That's good for the whole weekend.
553
00:35:27,555 --> 00:35:30,865
- What a terrific beach house.
- Glad you like it.
554
00:35:30,915 --> 00:35:33,383
Let's burn it down for the insurance.
555
00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:38,145
There's a single bed in here!
What happens if I get lucky?
556
00:35:38,195 --> 00:35:40,231
You make love on the beach.
557
00:35:40,275 --> 00:35:42,231
On the beach?
558
00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:46,348
I'll be making love in the sand and
the tide will come in and carry me off.
559
00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:48,909
I'll score and drown at the same time.
560
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:53,710
Look at that, that is pretty.
Look out there.
561
00:35:55,115 --> 00:35:58,425
That's really beautiful.
The fog's gonna creep in.
562
00:35:59,475 --> 00:36:03,309
Look, you can see the seagulls
flying over the cesspool.
563
00:36:09,195 --> 00:36:13,473
This is fun. I haven't been
to a place like this in a long time.
564
00:36:13,515 --> 00:36:17,064
I'm getting a heart attack,
I can't believe that girl.
565
00:36:18,155 --> 00:36:21,067
I'm at 392-8098.
566
00:36:37,715 --> 00:36:40,991
She's a doll. I'd sell my mother
to the Arabs for her.
567
00:36:41,035 --> 00:36:43,469
Why don't you ask her to dance?
568
00:36:43,515 --> 00:36:45,506
I can't. I don't know her.
569
00:36:49,035 --> 00:36:53,790
I can't stay long. I've gotta get up early
to play tennis with the guys.
570
00:36:53,835 --> 00:36:55,632
You wanna dance?
571
00:36:55,675 --> 00:36:59,350
We can't do those dances,
you have to be under 16 to look good.
572
00:36:59,395 --> 00:37:03,149
I love you, miss, whoever you are.
I want to have your child.
573
00:37:03,195 --> 00:37:06,426
- All right, get up and do it.
- No, I can't dance.
574
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:10,184
I'm scared. I had measles as a child,
my body won't function.
575
00:37:10,235 --> 00:37:12,226
Come on, go.
576
00:37:14,755 --> 00:37:19,465
Now, start dancing. You ready?
Keep count. And it's one, two...
577
00:37:19,515 --> 00:37:21,790
One, two.
578
00:37:21,835 --> 00:37:24,474
Right. Go ahead, say something to her.
579
00:37:27,075 --> 00:37:29,066
One, two...
580
00:37:33,355 --> 00:37:35,744
Try something more meaningful.
581
00:37:38,395 --> 00:37:40,272
Three, four...
582
00:37:45,475 --> 00:37:47,466
Speak to her.
583
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,426
Are you interested in dancing?
584
00:37:53,475 --> 00:37:55,466
Get lost, creep.
585
00:37:57,595 --> 00:38:00,507
- What did she say?
- She'd rather not.
586
00:38:12,355 --> 00:38:15,552
Even if we buy two more lots,
we'll have to wait.
587
00:38:15,595 --> 00:38:19,270
- It's cheaper to hold on to them.
- The price will move.
588
00:38:19,315 --> 00:38:23,308
It'll require using
our current holdings as collateral.
589
00:38:23,355 --> 00:38:26,153
You've got a lot going for you.
590
00:38:26,195 --> 00:38:30,711
You're bright, funny and you're
romantic, if you'd only believe it.
591
00:38:30,755 --> 00:38:33,667
Why put on a mask
every time you meet a girl?
592
00:38:33,715 --> 00:38:37,071
Will we be able to build?
Even in the new tax year?
593
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,868
Why build if the interest rate
might go down?
594
00:38:39,915 --> 00:38:41,906
I keep telling you,
595
00:38:41,955 --> 00:38:44,628
be yourself
and a girl will fall in love with you.
596
00:38:44,675 --> 00:38:47,872
You've been great,
spending your time with me.
597
00:38:48,675 --> 00:38:52,429
- I'll tell you the truth, I'm having a ball.
- Are you?
598
00:38:52,475 --> 00:38:56,309
It'll make a big difference.
If you're gonna pay $600 a lot...
599
00:38:56,355 --> 00:38:58,266
It's a great opportunity.
600
00:38:58,315 --> 00:39:01,068
You may have half a per cent
more interest rate.
601
00:39:02,315 --> 00:39:05,591
I got you a present
cos I know it's your birthday.
602
00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:07,626
How'd you know?
603
00:39:07,675 --> 00:39:10,269
You mentioned the date
and I remembered it.
604
00:39:10,315 --> 00:39:13,671
It's the same date
my mother had her hysterectomy.
605
00:39:17,675 --> 00:39:21,224
It's lovely. It's beautiful.
606
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,072
A plastic skunk.
607
00:39:23,115 --> 00:39:27,313
It's so cute and I heard you say skunks
are your favourite animals.
608
00:39:28,955 --> 00:39:30,786
I'm so touched.
609
00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,905
- You like it?
- I love it.
610
00:39:32,955 --> 00:39:35,788
It doesn't do anything,
it's just a skunk.
611
00:39:35,835 --> 00:39:38,554
She liked your present
better than mine.
612
00:39:38,595 --> 00:39:41,871
She's usually so excited
when I get her something
613
00:39:41,915 --> 00:39:44,349
but all she could talk about
was her skunk.
614
00:39:44,395 --> 00:39:46,465
It's your imagination.
615
00:39:46,515 --> 00:39:48,790
I don't know. She's moody lately.
616
00:39:48,835 --> 00:39:51,269
- Cos you neglect her.
- I know.
617
00:39:51,315 --> 00:39:54,387
- Did she say something?
- She doesn't have to.
618
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:58,030
I see the two of you together.
Plus she said something.
619
00:39:58,075 --> 00:40:00,543
It's nothing we haven't been through.
620
00:40:00,595 --> 00:40:03,393
She's very insecure,
she needs attention.
621
00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:07,348
What's she insecure about?
She knows I'm crazy about her.
622
00:40:07,395 --> 00:40:10,751
Why, because I'm too busy now
to always dote on her?
623
00:40:10,795 --> 00:40:13,104
Linda's used to being fussed over.
624
00:40:13,155 --> 00:40:16,511
She's always been pretty,
high marks in college.
625
00:40:16,555 --> 00:40:20,753
I sometimes think she married me
because I didn't fawn over her.
626
00:40:20,795 --> 00:40:23,070
But you must admit you're driven.
627
00:40:23,115 --> 00:40:26,312
Do you know what's happening
in the stock market?
628
00:40:26,355 --> 00:40:29,074
- Where are we going?
- There she is.
629
00:40:29,115 --> 00:40:33,393
She works in my office.
She just broke up with her boyfriend.
630
00:40:33,435 --> 00:40:36,745
- There's too many people at the table.
- Come on!
631
00:40:36,795 --> 00:40:39,070
I don't want to. We'll do it later.
632
00:40:39,115 --> 00:40:41,709
- What shall I say?
- Ask her to dinner.
633
00:40:41,755 --> 00:40:44,553
I can't.
Why can't you and Linda come...
634
00:40:44,595 --> 00:40:46,586
Cos I have to work late.
635
00:40:46,635 --> 00:40:48,830
Julie, this is Allan Felix.
636
00:40:48,875 --> 00:40:51,514
Would you like to go to dinner tonight?
637
00:40:51,555 --> 00:40:55,389
- That's right to the point.
- That was pretty fast!
638
00:40:56,275 --> 00:40:58,505
Forgive me, I'm...
639
00:40:58,555 --> 00:41:00,307
It needed tossing anyhow.
640
00:41:05,635 --> 00:41:08,707
Let's go in there and get stoned
and watch the freaks.
641
00:41:08,755 --> 00:41:11,952
You sure you don't want to go
to the movies?
642
00:41:11,995 --> 00:41:13,986
Come on!
643
00:41:29,035 --> 00:41:31,344
- You wanna dance?
- No, thanks.
644
00:41:31,395 --> 00:41:33,431
I didn't ask you, I asked her.
645
00:41:33,475 --> 00:41:35,943
I don't wanna dance either.
646
00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:41,431
- What the hell is this?
- 7 Up.
647
00:41:41,475 --> 00:41:43,784
I'm on the wagon, doctor's orders.
648
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:47,032
My hand shakes.
It's like battle fatigue...
649
00:41:48,035 --> 00:41:50,185
He kills me.
650
00:41:50,235 --> 00:41:52,510
What's your name, honey?
651
00:41:53,835 --> 00:41:57,589
- It's a nice name.
- Must get her back to the orphanage.
652
00:41:57,635 --> 00:42:01,071
I take her out once a year to the zoo
and the circus. Excuse me.
653
00:42:01,115 --> 00:42:04,630
- Sit down.
- I'd love to stay but I gotta be up early.
654
00:42:04,675 --> 00:42:07,633
Going to a temple,
it's my people's Sabbath.
655
00:42:10,595 --> 00:42:13,746
- Come here.
- Chris is coming over, is he?
656
00:42:13,795 --> 00:42:16,787
I want you to meet
this good-looking broad.
657
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,826
Thanks for inviting us over.
658
00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:21,833
- Just get right in here.
- I love parties.
659
00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:24,992
You'd look real good
on the back of my chopper.
660
00:42:25,955 --> 00:42:29,994
Have you fellas seen the new
production of The Trojan Women?
661
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:34,631
What are you doing?
662
00:42:34,675 --> 00:42:36,666
Financial reports.
663
00:42:36,715 --> 00:42:38,706
Which are not fun.
664
00:42:40,035 --> 00:42:42,469
Have you seen Allan around lately?
665
00:42:43,515 --> 00:42:46,791
Oh, he was here before.
He's out tonight.
666
00:42:48,155 --> 00:42:51,227
- On a date?
- Yes, I fixed him up.
667
00:42:51,275 --> 00:42:53,186
You did?
668
00:42:54,235 --> 00:42:56,226
Who with?
669
00:42:56,275 --> 00:42:58,311
One of the girls at the office.
670
00:42:59,355 --> 00:43:01,346
Which one?
671
00:43:02,435 --> 00:43:05,745
- Which one is she? Do I know her?
- Very sexy.
672
00:43:05,795 --> 00:43:08,787
And bright.
I think they'll like each other.
673
00:43:08,835 --> 00:43:11,554
Is Julie the blonde one with big eyes?
674
00:43:11,595 --> 00:43:13,790
Blonde, big eyes, very earthy,
675
00:43:13,835 --> 00:43:16,190
wears those see-through blouses.
676
00:43:16,235 --> 00:43:18,226
Every guy in the office likes her.
677
00:43:18,275 --> 00:43:20,425
You think she's right for Allan?
678
00:43:21,195 --> 00:43:24,073
Cos to me,
she doesn't seem like the type.
679
00:43:24,115 --> 00:43:27,312
- He liked her.
- Really?
680
00:43:28,995 --> 00:43:31,031
How do you know?
681
00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:33,066
I could feel it.
682
00:43:33,115 --> 00:43:36,790
- Did he say anything?
- Hey, I'm trying to work.
683
00:43:36,835 --> 00:43:38,826
OK, I'm sorry.
684
00:43:42,115 --> 00:43:46,347
- Those guys are following us.
- Don't worry, I'm a fast runner.
685
00:43:46,395 --> 00:43:50,149
- Where're you going with that chick?
- Don't look back.
686
00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:53,426
- I'm scared.
- I'll go into my fake limp.
687
00:43:53,475 --> 00:43:55,750
Let's all go on a little party.
688
00:43:55,795 --> 00:43:57,945
Fellas, I'm a veteran.
689
00:43:57,995 --> 00:44:01,192
Get rid of this creep
and I'll take you for a ride.
690
00:44:01,235 --> 00:44:04,068
Take your hands off her!
Did I say that?
691
00:44:04,115 --> 00:44:06,629
All right, shorty, let's go...
692
00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:12,346
- Your tattoo's coming off on my neck.
- I'm gonna start screaming!
693
00:44:12,395 --> 00:44:14,750
Don't worry, I can handle this.
694
00:44:18,795 --> 00:44:20,865
Start screaming.
695
00:44:30,995 --> 00:44:33,873
- Allan, is that you?
- Yes.
696
00:44:33,915 --> 00:44:36,952
- How'd it go?
- I got into a fight.
697
00:44:38,795 --> 00:44:41,184
What? You got into a fight? With who?
698
00:44:41,235 --> 00:44:45,308
Some guys got tough with Julie.
I had to teach them a lesson.
699
00:44:45,355 --> 00:44:47,550
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
700
00:44:47,595 --> 00:44:52,464
I snapped my chin onto a guy's fist
and hit one in the knee with my nose.
701
00:44:53,515 --> 00:44:56,666
- Where's Julie?
- She ran off with the leader.
702
00:44:56,715 --> 00:45:01,106
They're getting married. It never
would have worked between us.
703
00:45:01,155 --> 00:45:05,626
She's Protestant, I'm Catholic,
it's a great religious abyss.
704
00:45:05,675 --> 00:45:10,465
- Who were these guys?
- They said they were hairdressers.
705
00:45:10,515 --> 00:45:13,871
- Hard to believe.
- You want us to call a doctor?
706
00:45:13,915 --> 00:45:17,112
No, I'm fine.
I could use a three-foot Band-Aid
707
00:45:17,155 --> 00:45:19,544
until the pain subsides.
708
00:45:19,595 --> 00:45:23,986
She's laughing and my sex life
is turning into the Petrified Forest.
709
00:45:25,075 --> 00:45:27,145
Very funny.
710
00:45:43,155 --> 00:45:47,751
Ten million women in the country
and I can't wind up with one.
711
00:45:49,795 --> 00:45:52,548
Come on,
you had some laughs with Linda.
712
00:45:52,595 --> 00:45:56,508
There's no pressure with Linda,
I'm not trying to make her.
713
00:45:56,555 --> 00:45:59,627
I'm sure if I met her on a date,
we'd have no fun.
714
00:45:59,675 --> 00:46:02,792
The girls I try and score with
I can't get to first base.
715
00:46:29,715 --> 00:46:33,424
I'm turning into the strike-out king
of San Francisco.
716
00:46:33,475 --> 00:46:38,310
What do you expect? I always said
you were not the romantic type.
717
00:46:38,355 --> 00:46:40,630
What's the matter with me, Nancy?
718
00:46:40,675 --> 00:46:44,463
You're a dreamer, you're awkward,
you're clumsy.
719
00:46:44,515 --> 00:46:48,554
They can see how desperate you are.
You've said it yourself.
720
00:46:48,595 --> 00:46:52,508
Don't go by that girl tonight.
I was toying with her.
721
00:46:52,555 --> 00:46:56,548
Face it, you may be very sweet
but you're not sexy.
722
00:46:56,595 --> 00:47:00,270
Don't be so sure. You never said that
when we were married.
723
00:47:00,995 --> 00:47:02,872
I was thinking it.
724
00:47:04,195 --> 00:47:06,789
I bet she was.
725
00:47:06,835 --> 00:47:10,828
I wonder if she actually had an orgasm
while we were married
726
00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:13,184
or did she fake it that night?
727
00:47:15,995 --> 00:47:17,986
Is this the Perry residence?
728
00:47:19,115 --> 00:47:21,106
Can I speak to Marilyn?
729
00:47:22,835 --> 00:47:25,429
An old friend of hers, I dated her once.
730
00:47:26,395 --> 00:47:28,386
Do you remember?
731
00:47:28,435 --> 00:47:30,903
I'm stunned! It was 11 years ago.
732
00:47:30,955 --> 00:47:35,153
That's right.
Short with red hair and glasses.
733
00:47:35,195 --> 00:47:37,390
No, that's cleared up.
734
00:47:39,675 --> 00:47:42,109
How can I get in touch with her?
735
00:47:43,155 --> 00:47:45,191
Really?
736
00:47:45,235 --> 00:47:47,305
She still feels that way?
737
00:47:48,275 --> 00:47:50,266
It's been 11 years.
738
00:47:51,315 --> 00:47:53,909
When did you last speak with her?
739
00:47:56,355 --> 00:47:58,346
Last week.
740
00:47:58,395 --> 00:48:02,673
And she specified that she didn't
want you to give me the number?
741
00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,512
I see.
742
00:48:05,555 --> 00:48:07,546
OK, thank you.
743
00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:16,666
Excuse me,
could you tell me where Mr Felix is?
744
00:48:16,715 --> 00:48:19,912
- Right through that door.
- Thank you.
745
00:48:24,995 --> 00:48:27,714
- Are you busy?
- What are you doing here?
746
00:48:27,755 --> 00:48:30,189
- I don't feel so hot.
- What's wrong?
747
00:48:30,235 --> 00:48:32,829
What do you have
for an anxiety attack?
748
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:35,343
Everything, I'm a drugstore.
749
00:48:35,395 --> 00:48:37,829
I have this throbbing in my stomach.
750
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:40,309
How do know it's anxiety and not fear?
751
00:48:40,355 --> 00:48:43,347
- My stomach's jumpy.
- Is it hard to breathe?
752
00:48:43,395 --> 00:48:45,829
I feel frightened and I don't know why.
753
00:48:45,875 --> 00:48:48,469
- I get that.
- Is it fear or anxiety?
754
00:48:48,515 --> 00:48:50,745
Homosexual panic.
755
00:48:50,795 --> 00:48:54,390
I always get this way
when Dick goes on a business trip.
756
00:48:54,435 --> 00:48:56,312
He had to fly to Cleveland.
757
00:48:56,355 --> 00:48:58,550
I got up, drove him to the airport
758
00:48:58,595 --> 00:49:01,029
and threw up
in the United Airlines terminal.
759
00:49:01,075 --> 00:49:02,872
I've thrown up there.
760
00:49:02,915 --> 00:49:05,383
I don't know what it is that upsets me.
761
00:49:05,435 --> 00:49:09,064
Fear of separation.
I had to go to Washington once,
762
00:49:09,115 --> 00:49:11,345
and although I was leaving, I got sick
763
00:49:11,395 --> 00:49:13,511
and when I returned,
my wife threw up.
764
00:49:13,555 --> 00:49:17,514
My analyst would say I'm feeling guilty
because I want him to go.
765
00:49:17,555 --> 00:49:19,352
I can't understand you.
766
00:49:19,395 --> 00:49:22,512
You're a knockout,
why are you a mass of symptoms?
767
00:49:22,555 --> 00:49:24,546
Why is anybody screwed up?
768
00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:27,234
I guess it happens
when you're a child.
769
00:49:27,275 --> 00:49:31,427
You think you're ugly, your parents
divorce, you feel abandoned.
770
00:49:31,475 --> 00:49:33,466
You must have the same thing.
771
00:49:33,515 --> 00:49:36,712
My parents never got divorced,
although I begged them to.
772
00:49:36,755 --> 00:49:40,987
I know you think I'm nice,
I appreciate it. It's good for my ego.
773
00:49:41,035 --> 00:49:43,151
And I'm hypercritical.
774
00:49:43,195 --> 00:49:46,505
I have a tendency to reject
before I get rejected.
775
00:49:46,555 --> 00:49:48,625
That way I save time and money.
776
00:49:51,915 --> 00:49:55,464
- No date tonight?
- I had a date but she called it off.
777
00:49:55,515 --> 00:49:57,506
Some kind of Polish holiday.
778
00:49:58,435 --> 00:50:01,427
Why don't we go out to dinner
and hit a movie?
779
00:50:01,475 --> 00:50:04,148
I have a better idea.
Have dinner at my house.
780
00:50:04,195 --> 00:50:06,390
The Big Sleep's on tonight.
781
00:50:06,435 --> 00:50:08,949
Do you have anything for me to cook?
782
00:50:08,995 --> 00:50:11,748
Frozen steaks
and a bottle of champagne.
783
00:50:11,795 --> 00:50:14,104
What are you doing with champagne?
784
00:50:14,155 --> 00:50:18,387
I tried to cook to impress a girl.
Beef stroganoff in the pressure cooker.
785
00:50:18,435 --> 00:50:21,427
- How was it?
- I don't know. It's still on the wall.
786
00:50:21,475 --> 00:50:24,945
- I'll buy some stuff and bring it over.
- Fabulous.
787
00:50:24,995 --> 00:50:27,953
I'll get some asparagus,
salad and dessert.
788
00:50:27,995 --> 00:50:31,954
I love to cook but I never get a chance.
Dick's always so busy.
789
00:50:31,995 --> 00:50:34,031
Get a whole lot of stuff.
790
00:50:34,075 --> 00:50:37,192
You can open the champagne
but not just for me.
791
00:50:37,235 --> 00:50:41,387
I'll have one with you but you
have to put me to bed if I dance naked.
792
00:50:45,795 --> 00:50:49,629
This is gonna be great.
I've got a terrific rapport with Linda.
793
00:50:49,675 --> 00:50:51,666
I hate to see her depressed.
794
00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:56,664
It's gonna be a nice, cosy evening in.
Build a little fire.
795
00:50:56,715 --> 00:50:59,787
I'll get some candles,
set up some atmosphere.
796
00:50:59,835 --> 00:51:01,632
Open the champagne.
797
00:51:01,675 --> 00:51:05,350
Women are suckers for champagne,
it makes them crazy.
798
00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:09,388
It makes them crazy?
What the hell am I talking about here?
799
00:51:09,435 --> 00:51:11,426
This is Linda, Dick's wife.
800
00:51:12,315 --> 00:51:14,783
So, you finally fell in love with her?
801
00:51:14,835 --> 00:51:19,465
- I just got carried away for a minute.
- You don't have to feel guilty.
802
00:51:19,515 --> 00:51:24,543
Over what? Two lonely people with
lots in common have dinner together.
803
00:51:24,595 --> 00:51:28,827
- We're platonic friends.
- That's not how she thinks of you.
804
00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:31,867
- How can you tell?
- Does she have to attack you?
805
00:51:31,915 --> 00:51:34,987
Don't get those candles,
they're for a Jewish holiday!
806
00:51:35,035 --> 00:51:39,711
- She's my friend's wife.
- She'll tell Dick and he'll beat you up.
807
00:51:39,755 --> 00:51:42,633
- She loves you, not him.
- He's not romantic.
808
00:51:42,675 --> 00:51:44,950
- He could be.
- Don't listen to him.
809
00:51:44,995 --> 00:51:48,146
- Don't listen to her.
- We're in a supermarket.
810
00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:52,273
Get a grip on yourself, she's married.
811
00:51:52,315 --> 00:51:54,988
And to your best friend.
812
00:51:55,035 --> 00:51:58,027
They're never gonna
get a divorce either.
813
00:51:58,075 --> 00:52:00,464
Why can't I ever get a break?
814
00:52:00,515 --> 00:52:02,745
I'd like you to do me a favour.
815
00:52:02,795 --> 00:52:06,674
I've fallen in love with another woman,
it just happened.
816
00:52:06,715 --> 00:52:09,832
We're going to live in Alaska,
she's an Eskimo.
817
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:14,426
I thought perhaps while I'm gone,
you'd look after Linda.
818
00:52:14,475 --> 00:52:17,751
- Of course.
- Well, I'm off to Alaska.
819
00:52:17,795 --> 00:52:20,946
If you need me,
I'll be at Frozen Tundra 69290.
820
00:52:30,275 --> 00:52:34,393
I'm so tense.
I don't know what's wrong.
821
00:52:35,435 --> 00:52:37,585
She'll be here any second.
822
00:52:37,635 --> 00:52:40,433
She is always complimenting me.
823
00:52:40,475 --> 00:52:44,946
I know she likes me
but does she like me that way?
824
00:52:46,395 --> 00:52:48,590
What the hell? I could test her.
825
00:52:49,515 --> 00:52:51,392
I could make an advance.
826
00:52:51,435 --> 00:52:53,665
What could possibly go wrong?
827
00:52:54,715 --> 00:52:56,706
- Don't!
- It was meant to be.
828
00:52:56,755 --> 00:52:59,189
Take your hands off me.
Are you crazy?
829
00:52:59,235 --> 00:53:03,228
- Linda, my love.
- I'm a married woman. Rape!
830
00:53:03,275 --> 00:53:05,470
Let's not get carried away.
831
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,506
I'm not an appealing guy.
832
00:53:08,515 --> 00:53:11,313
The thought that
Linda could fall for me,
833
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:13,550
I'm kidding myself.
834
00:53:13,595 --> 00:53:16,063
Where the hell is she anyhow?
835
00:53:16,115 --> 00:53:19,903
By now she could have had her steak
and been out of here.
836
00:53:24,955 --> 00:53:29,107
I feel so light, that lithium
I took today is really working.
837
00:53:29,155 --> 00:53:32,306
Maybe you'd better not
have any champagne.
838
00:53:32,355 --> 00:53:36,394
No, if I get carried away,
you can always call the police.
839
00:53:36,435 --> 00:53:39,711
- How long is Dick away for?
- He's back tomorrow.
840
00:53:39,755 --> 00:53:42,792
There's a new Truffaut film,
we should go see it.
841
00:53:42,835 --> 00:53:44,905
Come on, we're all set for here.
842
00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:49,790
Besides, it's starting to rain
and that great Ida Lupino movie's on.
843
00:53:49,835 --> 00:53:54,511
She's married but gets involved
with her husband's best friend.
844
00:53:54,555 --> 00:53:57,353
- How does it end?
- She kills the men.
845
00:53:57,395 --> 00:54:01,104
- Let's go out.
- No, I really want to see the movie.
846
00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:06,434
It's a fascinating theme. Do you think it
is possible to love two people at once?
847
00:54:06,475 --> 00:54:09,467
- What do you mean?
- A wife, happily married,
848
00:54:09,515 --> 00:54:12,109
suddenly finds she loves another man.
849
00:54:12,155 --> 00:54:16,785
Not that she doesn't love her husband
just that she loves somebody else.
850
00:54:16,835 --> 00:54:18,826
Do you think that's possible?
851
00:54:18,875 --> 00:54:20,866
- Do you?
- Very.
852
00:54:20,915 --> 00:54:23,748
Very possible
and probably very common.
853
00:54:23,795 --> 00:54:26,104
Love is such a strange phenomenon.
854
00:54:26,155 --> 00:54:28,191
Strange and exquisite.
855
00:54:28,715 --> 00:54:31,593
- Go ahead, make your move.
- No, I can't.
856
00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:34,024
- Take her and kiss her.
- Is anything wrong?
857
00:54:34,075 --> 00:54:37,863
She wants it. Hurry,
before she moves out of position.
858
00:54:37,915 --> 00:54:40,588
- Kiss her, kid.
- I'll do the potatoes.
859
00:54:42,155 --> 00:54:44,828
Well, kid, you blew it.
860
00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:47,866
I can't do it.
861
00:54:47,915 --> 00:54:52,352
How's it look? I invite her over
and come on like a sex degenerate.
862
00:54:52,395 --> 00:54:56,308
You're getting carried away.
You think too much, just do it.
863
00:54:56,355 --> 00:54:58,346
We're platonic friends.
864
00:54:58,395 --> 00:55:01,865
I can't spoil that by coming on.
She'll slap my face.
865
00:55:01,915 --> 00:55:04,065
I've had my face slapped plenty.
866
00:55:04,115 --> 00:55:06,549
But your glasses
don't go flying across the room.
867
00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:08,551
- You're gonna disappoint her.
- I can't.
868
00:55:10,555 --> 00:55:13,308
Here we are, you can start on this.
869
00:55:13,995 --> 00:55:17,351
Did you read that another
Oakland woman was raped?
870
00:55:17,395 --> 00:55:20,068
I was nowhere near Oakland!
871
00:55:21,115 --> 00:55:25,108
- Do they know who did it?
- No idea. He must be very clever.
872
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,784
You must be on the ball to rape
so many women and get away with it.
873
00:55:28,835 --> 00:55:32,987
If anybody tried to rape me,
I'd just pretend to go along with it
874
00:55:33,035 --> 00:55:36,186
and then grab a heavy object
and let him have it.
875
00:55:37,995 --> 00:55:40,429
That is unless I was enjoying it.
876
00:55:43,155 --> 00:55:45,589
They say it's every woman's
secret desire.
877
00:55:45,635 --> 00:55:48,593
I guess it depends on
who's doing the raping.
878
00:55:49,595 --> 00:55:53,508
Why dwell on morbid subjects?
Odds are you'll never get raped.
879
00:55:53,555 --> 00:55:55,546
Not with my luck.
880
00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,671
I feel so light.
881
00:55:59,715 --> 00:56:03,344
That drink is going right to my head.
I'm floating.
882
00:56:03,395 --> 00:56:05,670
- Go ahead, kiss her.
- I can't.
883
00:56:05,715 --> 00:56:08,070
- She's ready.
- How can you be sure?
884
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:10,993
- Believe me, I'm sure.
- She'll pull back.
885
00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:14,345
She's sitting and waiting.
Now, don't screw up.
886
00:56:16,075 --> 00:56:18,543
Right, I'll try but I'm gonna go slow.
887
00:56:18,595 --> 00:56:21,632
If she screams,
I'll pretend it was a joke.
888
00:56:21,675 --> 00:56:23,666
She'd better laugh.
889
00:56:25,755 --> 00:56:27,746
The phone!
890
00:56:31,715 --> 00:56:33,512
Yes, she's here.
891
00:56:33,555 --> 00:56:37,309
She came over before.
I was going out, I had a Polish date.
892
00:56:37,355 --> 00:56:40,153
It's for you, it's from Cleveland.
893
00:56:40,195 --> 00:56:42,504
- Are you upset?
- The ring startled me.
894
00:56:42,555 --> 00:56:45,752
I want her out, I'm gonna cause
an international incident!
895
00:56:45,795 --> 00:56:49,390
- Hello, darling.
- She loves him. I'm kidding myself.
896
00:56:49,435 --> 00:56:53,872
Relax. You're as nervous as Elizabeth
Scott was before I blew her brains out.
897
00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:56,748
All you got to do is make your move.
898
00:56:56,795 --> 00:57:00,674
This is crazy. We'll all wind up
in The National Enquirer.
899
00:57:00,715 --> 00:57:02,831
OK, goodbye.
900
00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:04,752
Yes, I will.
901
00:57:05,715 --> 00:57:10,027
Dick sounded down. I think
he's having trouble in Cleveland.
902
00:57:10,075 --> 00:57:13,147
How come he never takes you
with him on these trips?
903
00:57:13,195 --> 00:57:16,824
I'm afraid to fly.
My analyst says it's an excuse.
904
00:57:16,875 --> 00:57:19,025
He never asks me along, though.
905
00:57:19,075 --> 00:57:21,987
Maybe he's got something
going on the side.
906
00:57:22,035 --> 00:57:25,744
- Would that bother you?
- Sure. But not if I didn't know.
907
00:57:25,795 --> 00:57:30,585
I know it'd hurt Dick if you ever
had a casual affair with anyone.
908
00:57:30,635 --> 00:57:33,786
I don't think I could
have a casual affair.
909
00:57:33,835 --> 00:57:36,429
No, I don't take those things lightly.
910
00:57:36,475 --> 00:57:40,354
If I fell for another man,
it'd have to be more than just a fling.
911
00:57:40,395 --> 00:57:43,865
I'd have feel something more serious.
Are you shaking?
912
00:57:43,915 --> 00:57:45,712
Just chilly.
913
00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:48,144
It's not very cold.
914
00:57:48,195 --> 00:57:51,073
Anyway, I'm not the type for an affair.
915
00:57:51,115 --> 00:57:53,504
I couldn't take the excitement.
916
00:57:53,555 --> 00:57:55,864
Besides, I'm not glamorous enough.
917
00:57:55,915 --> 00:57:58,065
You're uncommonly beautiful.
918
00:57:58,115 --> 00:58:01,391
When I go out with you
and all those beautiful girls,
919
00:58:01,435 --> 00:58:03,551
I feel like life has passed me by.
920
00:58:03,595 --> 00:58:06,109
I should be selling chocolate
at Fannie Farmer.
921
00:58:06,155 --> 00:58:08,544
Those girls are not in your league.
922
00:58:08,595 --> 00:58:13,430
Keep talking, you're saving my life.
I have such an inferiority complex.
923
00:58:13,475 --> 00:58:16,387
You're doing very well.
Now kiss her.
924
00:58:16,435 --> 00:58:19,313
- Please!
- You built up to it beautifully.
925
00:58:19,355 --> 00:58:22,870
- I don't have the nerve.
- Tell her she's beautiful.
926
00:58:22,915 --> 00:58:25,873
- I just told her.
- Again.
927
00:58:25,915 --> 00:58:29,112
You really are
an unusually beautiful person.
928
00:58:29,155 --> 00:58:33,467
- I don't know what to say...
- You're exceptionally beautiful.
929
00:58:33,515 --> 00:58:36,473
You're uncommonly beautiful,
unusually beautiful...
930
00:58:36,515 --> 00:58:38,585
All right!
931
00:58:38,635 --> 00:58:41,433
It's been so long since
anybody said that.
932
00:58:41,475 --> 00:58:44,273
- Move closer to her.
- How close?
933
00:58:44,315 --> 00:58:46,306
The length of your lips.
934
00:58:46,355 --> 00:58:49,586
- That's very close.
- Come on, move.
935
00:58:56,315 --> 00:58:58,112
Now what?
936
00:58:58,155 --> 00:59:02,831
Tell her that she moves something
in you that you can't control.
937
00:59:02,875 --> 00:59:05,070
- You're kidding!
- Go ahead.
938
00:59:05,115 --> 00:59:07,231
- It's corny.
- She'll love it.
939
00:59:07,275 --> 00:59:09,869
Fred Astaire looks great in tails, I don't.
940
00:59:09,915 --> 00:59:12,748
Leave Fred Astaire out of this
and say something.
941
00:59:12,795 --> 00:59:15,787
- I've loved our time together.
- So have I.
942
00:59:15,835 --> 00:59:18,395
All right? I don't want to use your line.
943
00:59:18,435 --> 00:59:20,585
You're doing fine, kid.
944
00:59:20,635 --> 00:59:25,151
Now, tell her she has the most
irresistible eyes you've ever seen.
945
00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:31,394
You have the most eyes
I've ever seen on any person.
946
00:59:31,435 --> 00:59:33,710
- Your...
- Your hand is trembling.
947
00:59:33,755 --> 00:59:36,315
- That's because you're near.
- Pardon?
948
00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:38,346
Tell her that!
949
00:59:39,835 --> 00:59:41,951
That's because you're near.
950
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,589
You really know what to say,
don't you?
951
00:59:44,635 --> 00:59:47,513
Now, tell her
that you've met a lot of dames
952
00:59:47,555 --> 00:59:50,831
but she is really something special.
953
00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,548
- That she won't believe.
- Oh, no?
954
00:59:56,115 --> 00:59:58,709
I have met a lot of dames
955
00:59:58,755 --> 01:00:02,225
but you are really something special.
956
01:00:02,275 --> 01:00:03,469
Really?
957
01:00:03,515 --> 01:00:05,631
She bought it!
958
01:00:08,635 --> 01:00:12,674
Put your right hand around
her shoulders and pull her close.
959
01:00:12,715 --> 01:00:14,751
- I can't.
- Go on!
960
01:00:14,795 --> 01:00:16,786
I'll try.
961
01:00:19,955 --> 01:00:24,745
Now, get ready for the big move
and do exactly as I tell you.
962
01:00:24,795 --> 01:00:28,071
I warned you
to leave my ex-husband alone.
963
01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:38,264
I guess I better fix the steaks.
964
01:00:41,515 --> 01:00:43,506
Your eyes...
965
01:00:44,715 --> 01:00:46,785
are like two thick steaks.
966
01:00:46,835 --> 01:00:48,553
Don't!
967
01:00:48,595 --> 01:00:51,507
- I'll pay for the lamp.
- I think I love you.
968
01:00:51,555 --> 01:00:53,864
No, I insist on paying for the lamp.
969
01:00:53,915 --> 01:00:57,669
- Forget the lamp.
- I'm so clumsy. Take $10.
970
01:00:57,715 --> 01:01:01,310
Forget the damn lamp.
Give me $5, we'll call it even.
971
01:01:01,355 --> 01:01:03,744
- Don't!
- You're making a mistake.
972
01:01:03,795 --> 01:01:08,346
I was joking. I was just testing you.
It was a platonic kiss.
973
01:01:08,395 --> 01:01:12,104
- I think I'd better go home.
- You're making a mistake.
974
01:01:12,155 --> 01:01:14,874
- I should go.
- If you think I would...
975
01:01:14,915 --> 01:01:16,871
Allan, I'll be fine.
976
01:01:19,035 --> 01:01:22,266
I attacked her.
I'm a vicious jungle beast.
977
01:01:22,315 --> 01:01:25,990
She's panicky. When she gets home,
she'll be hysterical.
978
01:01:26,035 --> 01:01:29,994
What am I gonna tell Dick?
She'll probably go to the police.
979
01:01:30,035 --> 01:01:33,107
What did I do?
I'm not Bogart, I never will be.
980
01:01:33,155 --> 01:01:35,032
I'm a disgrace to my sex.
981
01:01:35,075 --> 01:01:39,034
I should get a job at an Arabian palace
as a eunuch.
982
01:01:39,075 --> 01:01:41,111
That's the vice squad.
983
01:01:42,995 --> 01:01:45,190
Did you say you loved me?
984
01:02:14,155 --> 01:02:16,146
I still can't believe it.
985
01:02:17,155 --> 01:02:19,510
I haven't slept that well in years.
986
01:02:20,995 --> 01:02:23,065
Is it noon yet?
987
01:02:23,115 --> 01:02:24,992
No, it's seven.
988
01:02:25,035 --> 01:02:26,832
Seven?
989
01:02:27,675 --> 01:02:29,870
I didn't realise it was so early.
990
01:02:31,235 --> 01:02:34,625
- You were fantastic last night in bed.
- Thanks.
991
01:02:35,675 --> 01:02:39,509
- How do you feel now?
- I think the Pepto-Bismol helped.
992
01:02:40,555 --> 01:02:44,150
What were you thinking about
while we were doing it?
993
01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:45,867
Willie Mays.
994
01:02:45,915 --> 01:02:49,112
You always think of baseball players
when you make love?
995
01:02:49,155 --> 01:02:50,952
It keeps me going.
996
01:02:50,995 --> 01:02:54,783
I couldn't figure out
why you kept yelling "slide".
997
01:02:58,795 --> 01:03:01,468
It'll probably be best if you told Dick.
998
01:03:01,515 --> 01:03:03,506
What'll I say?
999
01:03:04,555 --> 01:03:08,833
It could happen and it happened.
It's not your fault or my fault.
1000
01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:12,231
You felt like a woman last night
and I felt like a man.
1001
01:03:12,275 --> 01:03:15,551
And that's what
those kind of people do.
1002
01:03:15,595 --> 01:03:20,544
But we can't sneak around
and have an affair. It's so cheap.
1003
01:03:20,595 --> 01:03:23,871
You know,
you've got to be honest with him.
1004
01:03:23,915 --> 01:03:28,193
You just have to tell him
the two of you have grown apart
1005
01:03:28,235 --> 01:03:30,510
and you and I have fallen in love.
1006
01:03:30,555 --> 01:03:32,705
- That's if you love me.
- I do.
1007
01:03:32,755 --> 01:03:34,905
Then we have to tell him the truth.
1008
01:03:34,955 --> 01:03:36,752
I'm so tense.
1009
01:03:36,795 --> 01:03:40,026
I can tell him.
I've known him longer than you have.
1010
01:03:40,075 --> 01:03:43,511
- No, I'd prefer to do it.
- Maybe you'd better do it.
1011
01:03:43,555 --> 01:03:45,352
Tell him what?
1012
01:03:45,395 --> 01:03:48,831
Tell him that the two of us
are right for each other
1013
01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:53,710
and that may be he ought to think
about getting his stuff and moving out.
1014
01:03:53,755 --> 01:03:56,144
Maybe you move
in with me for a while.
1015
01:03:57,555 --> 01:04:00,388
As long as we handle this
in a mature way.
1016
01:04:00,435 --> 01:04:03,711
As long as I'm mature about it,
you're mature about it,
1017
01:04:03,755 --> 01:04:07,748
both of us are mature,
we can achieve a certain maturation
1018
01:04:07,795 --> 01:04:09,945
that guarantees maturiosity.
1019
01:04:09,995 --> 01:04:12,907
You're mature, Allan, and very wise.
1020
01:04:12,955 --> 01:04:15,469
The key to wiseness is maturiositude.
1021
01:04:16,995 --> 01:04:19,793
Why is it always so complicated?
1022
01:04:19,835 --> 01:04:21,826
Lean on me, baby.
1023
01:04:22,555 --> 01:04:24,546
Lean on me.
1024
01:04:41,955 --> 01:04:45,584
If you want me,
I'll be home having an anxiety attack.
1025
01:04:49,555 --> 01:04:51,546
Well, kid, she loves you.
1026
01:04:51,595 --> 01:04:55,793
Why not?
I was dynamite in bed last night.
1027
01:04:55,835 --> 01:04:59,669
That lucky girl.
I gave her my best moves.
1028
01:05:16,195 --> 01:05:20,268
Excuse me, I want to take a look
at the music box in the window.
1029
01:05:20,315 --> 01:05:23,751
There's a nice, brown,
small music box.
1030
01:05:36,315 --> 01:05:40,911
- What are you doing here?
- I was calling, didn't you hear?
1031
01:05:40,955 --> 01:05:44,550
No, I was thinking about some stuff.
1032
01:05:44,595 --> 01:05:48,065
- Still daydreaming. How are you?
- OK. How are you?
1033
01:05:48,115 --> 01:05:51,312
I just got back from New York.
I'm gonna move back there.
1034
01:05:51,355 --> 01:05:53,152
Is that so?
1035
01:05:53,195 --> 01:05:55,186
I don't know what to say!
1036
01:05:55,235 --> 01:05:57,226
So, what are you doing?
1037
01:05:58,235 --> 01:06:01,989
You know, the usual.
Going to the movies and...
1038
01:06:02,035 --> 01:06:04,185
staring off into space.
1039
01:06:04,235 --> 01:06:06,465
Are you seeing someone?
1040
01:06:08,795 --> 01:06:10,831
I mean, I go out but...
1041
01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:12,945
How are Dick and Linda?
1042
01:06:13,555 --> 01:06:16,592
She's fine. Just... I wouldn't know.
1043
01:06:17,635 --> 01:06:20,354
You're in better spirits than when I left.
1044
01:06:20,395 --> 01:06:22,909
I am. You got me on an up-day.
1045
01:06:22,955 --> 01:06:25,344
Is this the music box you wanted?
1046
01:06:26,275 --> 01:06:28,072
It's pretty.
1047
01:06:29,155 --> 01:06:33,592
I need to keep my paperclips
in something so... You know?
1048
01:06:33,635 --> 01:06:36,752
I have an appointment
with the diet doctor.
1049
01:06:36,795 --> 01:06:38,990
You don't seem overweight to me.
1050
01:06:39,035 --> 01:06:41,469
Let's not have that argument again.
1051
01:06:41,515 --> 01:06:43,187
Right.
1052
01:06:44,235 --> 01:06:47,784
- Bye.
- So long. It was nice seeing you.
1053
01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:49,826
Thanks. You, too.
1054
01:06:52,715 --> 01:06:55,388
I was real cool.
1055
01:06:55,435 --> 01:06:57,744
Why not? She never understood me.
1056
01:06:57,795 --> 01:07:02,346
I'm complicated.
I think Linda understands that.
1057
01:07:02,395 --> 01:07:04,386
Linda finds me exciting.
1058
01:07:04,435 --> 01:07:06,232
Dick'll understand.
1059
01:07:06,275 --> 01:07:09,506
Because of our social encounters
a romance has developed.
1060
01:07:09,555 --> 01:07:12,433
It's natural
among sophisticated people.
1061
01:07:12,995 --> 01:07:15,555
- You sent for me?
- Yes. Drink? Scotch?
1062
01:07:15,595 --> 01:07:18,348
- Fine.
- Soda? Linda and I are in love.
1063
01:07:18,395 --> 01:07:21,546
Just as well. My doctor says
I have two months to live.
1064
01:07:21,595 --> 01:07:24,268
- Good. Then you don't mind?
- Not a bit.
1065
01:07:25,435 --> 01:07:28,313
Dick and I have been through
a lot together.
1066
01:07:28,355 --> 01:07:33,190
He's my best friend. This is terrible.
This is gonna hurt him, I know it.
1067
01:07:33,235 --> 01:07:37,069
How could they?
My wife and my best friend.
1068
01:07:37,115 --> 01:07:39,345
I loved her. And I loved him.
1069
01:07:40,395 --> 01:07:42,704
Why didn't I see it coming?
1070
01:07:42,755 --> 01:07:45,952
Me, who had the foresight
to by Polaroid at 8.5.
1071
01:07:48,835 --> 01:07:50,826
Dick is an emotional guy.
1072
01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:54,868
He's liable to... God knows what?
Kill himself or something.
1073
01:07:54,915 --> 01:07:57,554
Kill himself?
What might he do to you?
1074
01:07:57,595 --> 01:08:01,031
You take a guy's wife,
you humiliate him...
1075
01:08:01,075 --> 01:08:05,353
You've seen enough Italian movies.
And Dick's got a temper.
1076
01:08:46,155 --> 01:08:48,510
You're supposed to be in Cleveland.
1077
01:08:48,555 --> 01:08:51,194
I had to come home.
I got to talk to you.
1078
01:08:53,355 --> 01:08:55,346
I got a problem.
1079
01:08:57,515 --> 01:08:59,312
What do you mean?
1080
01:09:02,915 --> 01:09:05,190
I think Linda's having an affair.
1081
01:09:06,235 --> 01:09:08,703
I called her at home, she's not there.
1082
01:09:08,755 --> 01:09:11,792
Recently, she's been distant,
distracted.
1083
01:09:11,835 --> 01:09:14,872
Little things
only a husband would notice.
1084
01:09:14,915 --> 01:09:19,545
I don't understand it. You've seen her
a lot lately, she's changed.
1085
01:09:19,595 --> 01:09:23,907
The other night she spoke
about having an affair in her sleep.
1086
01:09:23,955 --> 01:09:27,027
- Did she mention any names?
- Only yours.
1087
01:09:27,075 --> 01:09:30,670
When I woke her,
she said it was just a nightmare.
1088
01:09:35,035 --> 01:09:37,595
I keep trying to think
of who it could be.
1089
01:09:37,635 --> 01:09:41,913
It's got to be someone I don't know,
someone she met through work.
1090
01:09:41,955 --> 01:09:47,075
An agent or ad executive,
a photographer, maybe an actor.
1091
01:09:47,115 --> 01:09:49,265
- Don't get upset.
- I love her.
1092
01:09:49,315 --> 01:09:51,624
If she leaves me, I'll kill myself.
1093
01:09:51,675 --> 01:09:53,950
Since when are you so emotional?
1094
01:09:53,995 --> 01:09:57,032
I've never been in love with
anyone before.
1095
01:09:57,075 --> 01:10:00,465
If I find out who the guy is, I'll kill him.
1096
01:10:00,515 --> 01:10:04,508
I've neglected her and
now she's involved with some stud.
1097
01:10:04,555 --> 01:10:08,946
If I haven't already lost her,
I'm really gonna make it up to her.
1098
01:10:08,995 --> 01:10:11,111
I'm gonna change.
1099
01:10:11,155 --> 01:10:14,431
I'm gonna make her life with me
fun and exciting
1100
01:10:14,475 --> 01:10:17,433
cos without her,
it wouldn't be worth living.
1101
01:10:17,475 --> 01:10:22,230
I was up all night thinking,
"I'm losing her. Too bad, I'll survive."
1102
01:10:22,275 --> 01:10:25,392
Then I panicked and called her.
She was out.
1103
01:10:25,435 --> 01:10:27,869
Where the hell did she stay?
1104
01:10:27,915 --> 01:10:30,748
- Calm yourself.
- I've got to find her.
1105
01:10:30,795 --> 01:10:34,265
I've got to beg her forgiveness
before it's too late.
1106
01:10:34,315 --> 01:10:38,228
I want her to get on that plane with me
back to Cleveland.
1107
01:10:38,275 --> 01:10:40,835
I want to hear her laugh and speak.
1108
01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:43,469
I want to pamper her,
take care of her.
1109
01:10:45,515 --> 01:10:47,506
Sorry for carrying on like this
1110
01:10:47,555 --> 01:10:50,467
but you're the only friend
who'd understand.
1111
01:10:50,515 --> 01:10:52,312
I understand.
1112
01:10:52,355 --> 01:10:57,349
Look, Allan, if she calls,
will you tell her I've got to talk to her?
1113
01:10:57,395 --> 01:10:59,511
Tell her I'll see her at home.
1114
01:10:59,555 --> 01:11:01,989
- OK, I'll tell her.
- Thanks.
1115
01:11:03,715 --> 01:11:04,704
Thanks a lot.
1116
01:11:16,515 --> 01:11:20,508
How can I break up his home?
He's crazy about her.
1117
01:11:20,555 --> 01:11:24,150
I never realised how much.
He never realised how much.
1118
01:11:31,755 --> 01:11:33,985
Hello, Linda?
1119
01:11:34,035 --> 01:11:37,425
I'm in the middle of a conversation.
I'll call you back.
1120
01:11:38,355 --> 01:11:40,152
Don't...
1121
01:11:46,515 --> 01:11:48,506
So that's really it?
1122
01:11:50,795 --> 01:11:55,107
Linda, I have to speak to you.
Have you told him anything yet?
1123
01:11:55,155 --> 01:11:57,988
- Who is that? Is that him?
- This is Allan.
1124
01:11:58,035 --> 01:12:01,425
- Allan, I'll speak to you later.
- Don't hang up!
1125
01:12:17,635 --> 01:12:21,469
Listen, this is urgent...
You sound terrible.
1126
01:12:23,995 --> 01:12:25,792
Excuse me.
1127
01:12:27,595 --> 01:12:29,586
That wasn't her.
1128
01:12:31,075 --> 01:12:33,669
I just hope you know
what you're doing.
1129
01:12:36,715 --> 01:12:39,946
Is it all right? Is the coast clear?
Can I speak?
1130
01:12:41,195 --> 01:12:44,870
- I ought to be in Cleveland.
- No, wait.
1131
01:12:45,915 --> 01:12:48,224
Say... Just answer in...
1132
01:12:49,035 --> 01:12:51,026
I'll speak to you later.
1133
01:12:53,595 --> 01:12:55,745
I don't believe this.
1134
01:12:58,155 --> 01:12:59,952
The airport.
1135
01:12:59,995 --> 01:13:03,988
I've got to speak to her
before she says anything to him.
1136
01:13:09,115 --> 01:13:12,710
- The Christies just left for the airport.
- Together?
1137
01:13:12,755 --> 01:13:14,746
One right after the other.
1138
01:13:14,795 --> 01:13:16,672
Taxi!
1139
01:13:18,075 --> 01:13:23,069
I'll tell her it's over, that's all.
It was fun but we lost our heads.
1140
01:13:24,075 --> 01:13:28,034
What if it's too late?
What if Linda's really hooked on me?
1141
01:13:28,995 --> 01:13:33,386
Once a woman's been made love to
by somebody who can do it great...
1142
01:13:34,075 --> 01:13:36,464
I was incredible last night in bed.
1143
01:13:37,235 --> 01:13:40,625
I never once had to sit up
and consult the manual.
1144
01:13:40,675 --> 01:13:44,668
Love is very different for a woman,
it's a complicated phenomenon.
1145
01:13:44,715 --> 01:13:47,468
I've never broken off with a girl before.
1146
01:13:47,515 --> 01:13:50,313
- You said you loved me.
- Take it gracefully.
1147
01:13:50,355 --> 01:13:53,904
But the time we've spent together,
the closeness.
1148
01:13:53,955 --> 01:13:56,708
You mean too much to me,
I can't let you go.
1149
01:13:56,755 --> 01:14:00,589
- I 'm sorry.
- Sorry? You think I'm some play-toy?
1150
01:14:00,635 --> 01:14:03,149
- What can I say?
- Give me the letter.
1151
01:14:03,195 --> 01:14:05,186
- What?
- Give me the letter.
1152
01:14:05,235 --> 01:14:07,351
- There is no letter.
- I want it.
1153
01:14:07,395 --> 01:14:12,150
You're going crazy.
Don't pull the trigger. I'm a bleeder!
1154
01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:17,586
Pull yourself together, kid.
You should feel encouraged.
1155
01:14:17,635 --> 01:14:21,150
When you weren't being phoney,
you got a good dame to fall for you.
1156
01:14:21,195 --> 01:14:23,834
You thought
you couldn't make it with dames.
1157
01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:28,630
- And now I've got to end it.
- It's not that hard, kid. Watch.
1158
01:14:37,835 --> 01:14:40,747
- Come here, sweetheart.
- Yes, darling?
1159
01:14:41,635 --> 01:14:43,751
- It's over.
- What is?
1160
01:14:43,795 --> 01:14:45,592
- Us.
- Over?
1161
01:14:45,635 --> 01:14:47,751
- Over. Kaput.
- That simple?
1162
01:14:47,795 --> 01:14:50,263
- That's right.
- Supposing I say no?
1163
01:14:50,315 --> 01:14:53,068
- Won't do you any good.
- And will this?
1164
01:14:53,115 --> 01:14:56,187
Come off it, sugar.
You never could use a rod.
1165
01:14:58,075 --> 01:15:01,067
But why does it have to end
before it can begin?
1166
01:15:01,115 --> 01:15:03,265
Because you play too rough for me.
1167
01:15:03,315 --> 01:15:07,069
You killed Johnson.
Parker found out so you killed him too.
1168
01:15:07,115 --> 01:15:09,265
Then you wanted to finish me off.
1169
01:15:09,315 --> 01:15:13,991
You couldn't do it when I was facing
you so you wanted me to turn around.
1170
01:15:14,035 --> 01:15:17,505
Now, let's go. You're taking the fall.
1171
01:15:25,235 --> 01:15:27,385
That's all there is to it.
1172
01:15:27,435 --> 01:15:29,630
For you because you're Bogart.
1173
01:15:29,675 --> 01:15:31,791
Everybody is at certain times.
1174
01:15:31,835 --> 01:15:34,713
You're doing something
I didn't think you could.
1175
01:15:34,755 --> 01:15:38,350
You're passing up a real tomato
because you don't want to hurt a guy.
1176
01:15:38,395 --> 01:15:41,432
If I did that,
there wouldn't be a dry eye.
1177
01:15:41,475 --> 01:15:43,431
But I'm heartbroken over it.
1178
01:15:43,475 --> 01:15:45,864
All the more reason to feel proud of it.
1179
01:15:45,915 --> 01:15:47,906
- You think so?
- Sure.
1180
01:15:47,955 --> 01:15:52,506
Listen, kid, there's other things
in life besides dames.
1181
01:15:52,555 --> 01:15:56,309
One of them is to know
you did the right thing for a pal.
1182
01:15:56,355 --> 01:15:58,346
Think it over.
1183
01:16:27,075 --> 01:16:30,750
- What gate is the flight to Cleveland?
- Gate 15.
1184
01:16:38,195 --> 01:16:41,028
- Where's the plane to Cleveland?
- Gate 15.
1185
01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:02,345
- Wait.
- What are you doing here?
1186
01:17:02,395 --> 01:17:05,831
- I've something important to tell you.
- So do I.
1187
01:17:05,875 --> 01:17:09,345
Do you realise what a wonderful thing
has happened?
1188
01:17:09,395 --> 01:17:13,513
The most beautiful thing has
happened right under our noses.
1189
01:17:13,555 --> 01:17:17,707
We've had a wonderful experience.
Doesn't that surprise you?
1190
01:17:17,755 --> 01:17:21,225
You didn't have to leave books
lying around,
1191
01:17:21,275 --> 01:17:23,869
you didn't have to have on
the proper music.
1192
01:17:23,915 --> 01:17:28,306
I even saw you in your underwear
with the days of the week on them.
1193
01:17:28,995 --> 01:17:31,873
- We have to call it quits.
- Yes, I know.
1194
01:17:31,915 --> 01:17:35,271
- Pardon me?
- Suddenly things became very clear.
1195
01:17:35,315 --> 01:17:39,786
And when I asked myself if I really
wanted to break off my marriage,
1196
01:17:39,835 --> 01:17:43,271
the answer was no. I love Dick.
1197
01:17:44,275 --> 01:17:47,904
Although someone
as wonderful as you is very tempting,
1198
01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:50,992
- I can't imagine life without him.
- You can't?
1199
01:17:51,035 --> 01:17:56,667
He needs me. In some
unexplainable way, I need him.
1200
01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:58,706
I know he needs you.
1201
01:17:58,755 --> 01:18:02,907
This is the first time I've been affected
by anyone besides Dick.
1202
01:18:02,955 --> 01:18:05,185
I'm already in love with you.
1203
01:18:05,235 --> 01:18:09,274
Unless we stop now,
I won't be able to go back to him.
1204
01:18:09,315 --> 01:18:12,227
I don't regret a moment
of what's happened
1205
01:18:12,275 --> 01:18:16,587
because it's reaffirmed
my feelings for Dick.
1206
01:18:19,675 --> 01:18:21,666
Linda, I understand, really.
1207
01:18:21,715 --> 01:18:25,264
Sure? You're not just saying that
to make things easy?
1208
01:18:25,315 --> 01:18:27,431
I'm saying it because it's true.
1209
01:18:27,475 --> 01:18:31,229
We both know you belong to Dick.
You're part of his work.
1210
01:18:31,275 --> 01:18:34,392
If that plane leaves and you don't,
you'll regret it.
1211
01:18:34,435 --> 01:18:39,031
Maybe not today or tomorrow
but soon and for the rest of your life.
1212
01:18:39,075 --> 01:18:40,872
That's beautiful.
1213
01:18:40,915 --> 01:18:43,031
It's from Casablanca.
1214
01:18:43,075 --> 01:18:45,543
I waited my whole life to say it.
1215
01:18:55,755 --> 01:18:58,713
I thought I saw you here.
What's going on?
1216
01:18:58,755 --> 01:19:01,667
You should know something
before you two leave.
1217
01:19:01,715 --> 01:19:04,309
Us? You're coming with me?
1218
01:19:05,635 --> 01:19:08,149
Nobody owes me any explanations.
1219
01:19:08,195 --> 01:19:11,744
I'm going to anyway because
it may mean something later on.
1220
01:19:11,795 --> 01:19:14,992
You said you thought Linda
was having an affair.
1221
01:19:15,035 --> 01:19:17,947
But she was at my house
when you called.
1222
01:19:17,995 --> 01:19:22,386
She came over to baby-sit with me
because I was lonely. Right?
1223
01:19:24,035 --> 01:19:27,072
Over the past weeks
I've fallen in love with her.
1224
01:19:27,115 --> 01:19:31,711
I hoped she felt the same way
but all she could talk about was you.
1225
01:19:31,755 --> 01:19:34,952
- I understand, Allan.
- I hope you do.
1226
01:19:48,795 --> 01:19:50,911
We better be going.
1227
01:19:58,555 --> 01:20:00,546
I'll call you, Allan.
1228
01:20:14,315 --> 01:20:16,306
That was great.
1229
01:20:16,355 --> 01:20:19,631
You've really developed yourself
a little style.
1230
01:20:19,675 --> 01:20:22,667
I do have a certain amount of style,
don't I?
1231
01:20:23,715 --> 01:20:26,468
I guess you won't be needing me
any more.
1232
01:20:26,515 --> 01:20:30,827
There's nothing I can tell you now
that you don't already know.
1233
01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:35,312
I guess that's so. I guess the secret's
not being you, it's being me.
1234
01:20:35,355 --> 01:20:37,994
True, you're not too tall and kinda ugly
1235
01:20:38,035 --> 01:20:43,029
but I'm short enough and ugly enough
to succeed on my own.
1236
01:20:45,275 --> 01:20:47,470
Here's looking at you, kid.
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