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What is this?
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It's Arnold.
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I think he was out with Mary Johnson
again last night.
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Here's $15 for last night.
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Hey, that's not bad, considering we
started so late.
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We've been together here for four or
five nights in a row now. We had a lot
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get done.
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It's almost as if we was going steady.
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For your information, I've been going
steady with you for some time now.
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How come I'm always the last to know?
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Oh, Artem.
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I love you. But why am I being
transferred?
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Your mother says your new father,
Swifty, wants you all to live in his
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motorhome.
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Behind the casino.
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You mean to say that me, my brother, and
my sisters are all going to have to
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leave Brooklyn?
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Isn't that wonderful?
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I can't do that.
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I'm not going to leave.
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And Napoleon died on the small island of
St. Helena in the year 1821.
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Does anybody have any questions for Mary
on her report?
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Was Napoleon happy in St. Helena?
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He was probably very unhappy because he
didn't want to be there.
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Maybe he just didn't try hard enough to
stay where he wanted to be.
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But he must have known that I didn't
want him to go away.
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Have you guys got the same book
everybody else has?
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What would Napoleon do if he didn't go
to Atlantic City? Certain things
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has to figure out for himself.
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I have one last question for you, Mary
Johnson.
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Yes, Your Highness.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya.
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Yeah, we tease him a lot because we got
him on the spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, we
tease him a lot because we got him on
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spot. Welcome back.
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I ain't chickening out to come to his
own bachelor party. Here he comes. Here
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comes.
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All right. All right. Come on. Come on.
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You get ready. Come on. Come on.
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Come on. Now you get it. Come on. Get
inside.
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Do it.
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I got you.
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All right.
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What is this stuff anyway, man?
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Imitation wild cherry soda.
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With garlic and olive oil.
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I could find.
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Anybody at home?
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Come on, I'll be a bachelor punch.
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Where's Juan and Vinny?
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Juan will be here in a minute and Vinny
calls so he has to work late. Yeah, but
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forget about them, Arnold, because today
is your day. You get a good grip on
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that punch, all right?
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Arnold, here's to you.
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May you do better on your honeymoon than
you did in algebra.
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This cherry soda's great.
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Needs a little more garlic.
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Anyway, Arnold, soon you're going to be
married, so that doesn't leave much time
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to have some fun.
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Oh, yeah, Arnold, you see, you know, we
figured that we was going to provide you
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with some female companionship on your
last days of freedom, so we took the
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liberty to borrow your little black
book.
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We're going to call up a couple of your
old girlfriends.
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There are only two numbers in there.
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Yeah, man, one was Thumbsucker's
Hotline.
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The other one was an emergency
nightlight service.
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Oh, I get it.
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This is just like Arnold Horshack roast.
I love it.
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I don't know if we're going to roast
you, Arnold, but we got something here
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that's going to get your blood boiling.
Ooh, yeah.
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Horschak, the incredible, the lovely,
the stupendous, the bombshell of
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Miss Juanita.
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Last time we'd all be bachelors
together, you know?
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Yeah, you know, after six months of
marriage to you, I think Mary will be on
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Easy Street scrubbing bricks.
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I can take care of Mary. Sure, you can
buy her a new bucket every month.
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Listen, Mary and I got big plans.
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Oh, yeah?
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My sister had big plans when she got
married in high school.
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It was a good thing her husband has a
car because now they're living in it.
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I got a nice place to live. We got a
good job.
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And Mary's very good around the house.
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Yeah, uh -huh, but can she cook?
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Yeah, sure.
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Yeah, uh -huh, but can she cook without
food?
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Yeah, we'll see how good she can cook
when she has to boil the same chicken
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three days in a row.
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Hey, come here, Wad. You be the chick.
Come here.
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I'm you, Arnold, all right? Check it
out.
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It's the chicken's day off.
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Do you mean to tell me that Juan really
dressed up like a girl at Arnold's
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party? You should have seen it, boy.
It's the mud. Yeah, yeah, make a real
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-looking girl.
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Yeah, I don't doubt it. Three sailors
came to our house looking for you last
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night.
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What's going on here?
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Oh, the guys were just telling us about
Arnold's bachelor party.
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Well, I hope somebody told him what a
mistake it is getting married while he's
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still in school.
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I'd tell him, but in his condition, it's
like telling Billy Carter to keep his
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mouth shut.
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There is Arnold now, home cramming for
his blood test.
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Mr. Woodman, why are you so cruel?
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After all, they said they'll name their
first child after you.
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Well, I wouldn't mind. That kid's going
to be famous.
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That'll be the first horse, Jack. Born
in captivity.
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He's just jealous. I'll see you later.
See you later.
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Well, gentlemen, are you going to come
inside and join me, or do you expect the
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knowledge to seep out under the door?
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Not me. If I go in before the bell
rings, I get a nosebleed.
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Hey, yo, Mary, Mary, Mary.
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Did you hear about that bachelor party
that we gave to Arnold?
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Oh, yes, I did.
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Arnold's gone.
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What do you mean gone? We made a song
last night. What are you talking about?
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just left.
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happened to him?
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Did he say anything before he split?
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He left a note.
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But I don't understand any of it.
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Dear Mary, I'll be back when I can take
care of you. I don't want... I don't
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want you scrubbing bricks.
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I don't want you cooking without food.
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No chicken should be boiled more than
once.
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Mary, did Arnold leave any kind of clues
around at all?
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Hey, look, Mary, do you mind if we check
around? I mean, if we look around the
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place and stuff like that, we might find
something that could be a clue to help
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us find them. Sure, go ahead. Yeah, you
know, in a case like this, you never can
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tell. I might be able to find a road map
or a bus ticket or a suicide note.
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He couldn't have gone far. He only had
about 50 cents.
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Come on, Mary, look.
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And my dad go all the way to Coney
Island, have a real good time for less
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50 cents.
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Yeah, but you were traveling with an
organ grinder.
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We can stop looking. Check it out.
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What do you got, Freddy?
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Look at this. Well, you see what this
newspaper was opened up to, right? Yeah.
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Well, obviously Arnold was going to
check out one of these ads.
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Freddy, I think you put your finger on
it right over there.
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Arnold Horschak has gone and joined the
Marines.
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for a friend of mine.
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You're looking for a friend of yours
what?
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I'm looking for a friend of mine,
Arnold. I'm looking for a friend of
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Oh, you too?
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Well, maybe we can just look together.
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people to go work in Alaska?
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Bet you read, kid.
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Sign says, man wanted.
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Yeah, I can see it. Wait a minute. Just
hold on a minute. Hey, look, Junior.
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Just come back when you grow up.
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Hey, look, man, I'm talking to you,
baby. You think you bad? You want to sit
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there in front of my face?
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Yeah, I ain't looking for the job for
me, you see.
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I was looking for a good friend of mine,
a real good friend of mine. Friend of
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yours? That's right.
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Well, why don't you check under some of
these rocks?
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and missing people. My friend, I am the
best in the world.
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Okay, please have a seat.
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You'll find anybody anywhere for $25.
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You're really that good? Would you like
to see a list of the people I have
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found? Would it make you feel better?
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Sure. Because I don't mind. Normally, I
would not do this for you.
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I don't mind.
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Well, it's around here. It is definitely
around here. I will find it later.
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All right?
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Now.
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Who is it exactly that you are looking
for? His name is Arnold Horschak. This
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important. I must write this down. All I
need is a pencil.
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Just a pencil to write this down, and
we're on our way.
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I don't have to write it down.
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I have a mind like a steel track.
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But first, what I must do is call the
airport, the bus terminals, and so on.
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Now, I have these numbers in my
telephone book.
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I will call information.
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You wouldn't happen to have a telephone
on you, would you?
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I'm joking.
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I'm joking. I knew for a second there.
Sometimes I do these things. I'm sorry.
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No, no, please. I have a phone. I
remember I got the bill. I remember. I
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have a phone. And it is around here.
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Well, well, well, well, lo and behold.
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Here I found that list of people I was
telling you about.
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No, this is not the list of those
people. These are the list of the people
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are coming to my birthday party.
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Last night.
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I can see you're all upset and
everything. I'm going to go ahead and
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But first, I insist for coming here and
your trouble, I want you to have a card.
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And I want you to feel free to call me
anytime.
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I think I got your number.
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Did you? Did you give it to me, please?
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Thank you. This is very handy to have.
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Young man, young man, I want to thank
you for coming in and seeing me today
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whenever you are in the neighborhood.
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Nine to five.
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May I help you?
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Hey, look, Mary, we're sorry, man. We
checked everywhere and we couldn't
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Ain't that right, y 'all?
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Don't worry, guys. It wasn't your fault.
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Yes, it was.
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What do you mean?
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We did something very rotten. What?
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Remember we had that bachelor party and
everything? Well, we just kind of kidded
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Arnold about how bad marriage is.
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Yeah, you know, we're just kidders,
Mary. He just rolls off our backs, you
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I kid Epstein about his lock, I kid
Freddie about his lousy basketball.
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sure, we do it all the time.
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Tell me what happened.
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Look, Mary, um, we found out that
there's some things that you just don't
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about, you know?
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Like marriage.
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Or funerals, or executions, or... or
leprosy.
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So that's what Arnold was talking about
in that note. The jokes you were playing
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on him.
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Yeah. Didn't you realize that Arnold was
sensitive about all these things?
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Look, Mary, we just weren't thinking.
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Yeah, sometimes we're good at that.
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Yeah, look, Mary, we didn't want to foul
things up.
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We was going to throw you the biggest
potty that Brooklyn's ever seen.
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Is this where the paper was open to when
you found it?
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Yeah, we checked every possible lead.
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But how about this page?
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Oh, Mary, this is a bunch of movie ads.
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Go ahead with the wedding plan.
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I think I know where he is.
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Will you shut up?
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Arnold, why did you run away?
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Because the guys were right, popcorn.
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If I married you, you'd be scrubbing
floors for the rest of your life trying
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make ends meet.
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Arnold, the guys were only kidding you.
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Right now they're out planning a
beautiful wedding for us.
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They really?
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They're the best friends anybody could
ask.
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for.
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Yeah, but I still can't... I still can't
give you all the things you
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need, Mary.
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Do you think I expect you to give me
things?
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Well, sure.
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If I'm your husband, I'm supposed to
provide for you.
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What am I supposed to do? Sit out on the
porch and count bald eagle?
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What? I don't know.
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You're not supposed to give me...
Anything.
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We're going to work for everything we
need.
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Together.
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No, the guys were right. This marriage
is going to be a big mistake.
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I know Mrs. Horshack can handle any
problems that come along.
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How about Mr. Horshack?
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Well, sure.
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As long as he has Mrs. Horshack by his
side.
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You will, Arnold.
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You know something?
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You're terrific.
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Hey,
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Mr. Woodman, what's happening?
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All right.
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Good to see you.
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What are you doing here? Well, I've
never seen a sweetheart get married, and
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love freak shows.
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Will you put this with the bride's
presents?
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No problem.
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This, too.
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Don't break it.
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Yeah, be very careful with that, Freddy.
It's hard to replace things you get out
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of cereal boxes.
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Gosh, there sure are a lot of flowers.
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Where'd you get them all?
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I don't know.
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Epstein was in charge of that.
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What do you think of this one here?
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Is Arnold ready?
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Almost. We're waiting for him to stop
shaking so we can button his shirt.
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The poor kid. Honey, why don't you go
inside and have a little talk with him?
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Maybe you can calm him down.
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My talks always put him to sleep.
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Let's really calm down.
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I'll talk to him.
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There we go, Arnold.
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Kind of nervous, aren't you?
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Arnold, when I got married, I was so
nervous.
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When I said I'd do it, it had 15
syllables in it.
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You know, generally I don't believe in
teenage marriages.
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But I'll tell you something I do believe
in.
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I believe in love.
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Look, Arnold, you and Mary love each
other. And everything's going to be
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Arnold, what's the matter with you?
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You tied my tie too tight.
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Mr.
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Music if you please.
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Juan, didn't you get a minister?
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Mr. Reverend.
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Dearly beloved, we have gathered here to
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join these two people in matrimony.
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If there's anyone here who can show just
cause why these two should not be
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joined together, let him speak now or
forever hold his peace.
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Do you, Mary, take Arnold to be your
lawfully wedded husband?
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I do.
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Do you, Arnold, take Mary to be your
lawfully wedded wife?
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I do.
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The ring, please.
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Ring.
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Ring. Ring.
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You rang?
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Here it is.
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Place the ring on her finger.
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By the state of New York and musicians
local 802, I now pronounce you
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man and wife.
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Now you may kiss the bride.
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Well, Mrs. Horshack, I guess it's just
you and me.
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Forever and ever.
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That's right, Mr.
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Horshack.
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Forever.
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And ever.
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And ever.
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And ever.
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So what's for dinner?
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here.
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We need to tease him a lot because we
got him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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We always could spot a friend.
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Welcome back.
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And I smile when I think how it must
have been.
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And I know what it seems.
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you were learning in Was there something
that made me come back again And what
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could ever lead ya What could ever lead
ya Back here where we need ya Back here
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where we need ya Yeah, we tease him a
lot Cause we got him on the spot Welcome
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back Welcome back Welcome back Welcome
back Welcome back
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Welcome back Yeah, we tease
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We got him on the spot.
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