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How do I look?
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Hey, you look a lot better than Bonzo
Moretti. Who's Bonzo Moretti?
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Bonzo Moretti is the guy that we took
that coat and tie from.
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His coat, his tie, and one of his socks,
too.
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This job's getting to me, Julie.
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Oh, what's the matter, Mr. Woodman?
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I swear I just saw Juan Epstein wearing
a coat and tie.
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Either that or Bonzo Moretti's hair
exploded.
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That was a tie.
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I thought his tongue was hanging out.
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Juan's going on a job interview.
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What's he going to be, a yo -yo tester?
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Why do you need one?
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I'll believe Epstein gets a job when I
see the Statue of Liberty skinny
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Come on, Mr. Woodman. It's almost
practically a sure thing.
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Come on, what kind of dumb, dumb nitwit
would guarantee him a job?
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Your niece, Kelly.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back.
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To that same old place that you laughed
about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya?
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here where
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we need ya. Yeah, we pleased him a lot,
but we got him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome
back.
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Welcome back, welcome back. Yeah, we
tease him a lot because we got him on
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spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back, welcome back.
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Yeah? My boots.
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Yeah, otherwise known as the Brooklyn
home for wayward thighs.
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Samson Malone? It's Freddie Washington.
Freddie Samson runs this joint. Hey,
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man, what's happening, man?
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It's nice to meet you, right? Hey, look
at the reach on him. What is it, 76, 78
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inches? Huh? Yeah. How much do you
weigh, 166, 167?
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Yeah, about that much, yeah. Yeah, well,
shave a few pounds and you make a heck
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of a middleweight.
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Yeah? Is that true? Tess says he's a
lightweight.
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Ah, get out of here.
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Hey, um, Alcantara, Esten was telling me
you used to be a boxer?
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Ah, yeah. Before I retired, I had 32
great fights. Ooh, ain't nothing wrong
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that. Out of 168?
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Come on, come on. I'm only kidding you.
I'm only kidding you. You're all right,
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kid.
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Thank you.
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Well, back to the war on cellulite. I'll
see you guys later.
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Listen, Juan, I'm on my break now. Why
don't we go call that store and talk to
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the owner about your job? Sure.
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Fetty, I'm ready to step up to the
working class. Get down.
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Hey, Juan, I hope you enjoyed your trip.
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I'll see you next fall.
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Go ahead. You first, lady. Go ahead.
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You think I need it more than you do,
huh?
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Oh, no, I think you're in a terrific
shape for a young lady.
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Repeat up, old bag.
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Why do you say that, man? Why are you
putting words in my mouth? Well,
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has to. You're not doing a very good job
of it.
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Wait a minute, man. You better back off.
You don't know me that good.
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Now, don't you tell me what to do, or
I'll take you in the ring, and I'll
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flatten you.
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them every single day of life, you ain't
gonna never be able to beat Freddie
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Washington. And you know why?
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Because I got moves that are smooth.
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You know, I mean, my hands, they fast as
lightning. My feet never touch the
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ground. You know what I'm talking about?
Because I float like a butterfly.
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And I sting like a mattress.
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And when you bend over to climb into the
ring, I'll cold cock you with this.
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Hey, lady, you're all right. You're
cool.
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You're not so bad yourself.
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I'm Mrs. Gladstone Trevor Smythe.
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Oh, yeah. My name is Freddy Boom Boom
Washington.
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Every day I be going boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom. Every day, boom, boom. Are
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you from around here, Freddy?
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Oh, yeah. I lived in Brooklyn all my
life.
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But things are bound to get better.
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That's the spirit.
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Go in there and give them what you got.
All right.
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You know, when my husband Gladstone
died, everybody thought that was the end
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me, too.
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You know, I bet they didn't say that to
your face, because I know you to
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fracture their nose.
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That's for sure. Get down.
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No, it's just that I've been married for
so long, no one thought I could get
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along on my own.
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But I showed them. All right. I jog a
mile every day. I work out here.
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And I got the snazziest little antique
shop in Brooklyn.
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These and those antiques.
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Oh, I know that place. Them and those
antiques? I know that place, man.
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That's all.
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movies candy store, right? Right.
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Have you ever been in there?
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Oh, no. We got enough antiques at home
at my house. All the furniture is early
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repossessed.
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You know, I could use a nice young man
like you in the shop.
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Can you work after school?
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You driving? You gonna give me a job?
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Yeah. An antique business?
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That's incredible, boy.
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It'd have a sure enough make my mama
feel good.
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Does your mother admire fine antiques?
No, she just admires the ink on a weekly
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paycheck.
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Then it's all settled.
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You can start tomorrow. All right.
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These and those antiques. Those and
those. Right next to the candy store.
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and those antiques I lose.
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Got a gift.
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Hey, Juan, Juan, Juan. What happened,
man? What happened with your job? The
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wasn't there when we called, but I'm
going to stop by his shop tomorrow
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Kelly said the job is in the bag. All
right. Check this part out. What's that?
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I got a job, too.
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I start tomorrow.
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Kelly, I don't believe it. We're going
to be rich. We're going to be rolling in
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the dough. Yeah. And we're going to be
up to our armpits in moolah.
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Celebrate, man. Let's buy a pizza or
something.
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With what?
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Maybe we should have took bombs in
Moretti's wallet, too.
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Freddy, can you help me over here a
minute?
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Oh, sure enough, in a minute, Mr. Trevor
Smythe. I just got to finish unpacking
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these plaster dolls.
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My dear boy, those are worth over $500.
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$500?
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You sure they're legal?
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They're 19th century porcelain
figurines. Wow, 19th century.
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Man, new ones must cost a fortune.
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Let me take care of that. You go into
the storeroom and get the pachyderm ped
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umbrella stand.
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Pachyderm. All right.
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Aye, aye, Captain.
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Good morning, young man. May I help you?
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In more ways than you know. I'm here for
my job interview.
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But before you say a word, let me just
say you're in good hands with Epstein.
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Job interview?
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You must be Kelly's friend. Yeah, I'm
the very one.
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Oh, she said what a fine young man you
are, and it's so good of you to come
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down, but I'm sorry the position has
been filled.
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Filled with what?
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nice young man I hired just yesterday.
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Hey, boss. What do you want this
elephant thing?
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Hey, your wine. What's happening? What's
happening? All right. How you feeling?
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Well, good. You know each other. Then
you'll excuse me. I have to sort out my
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spittoons.
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What's happening, man? Who's hanging out
at the park, man?
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Betty, what are you doing here?
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What do you mean what I'm doing here?
It's a new job I told you I started. I
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started... Your job?
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Yeah. This is the job that Kelly set up
for me.
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What are you talking...
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Wait a minute. I didn't know this was
the job that you was coming for. Come
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come on. Don't hand me that, Freddie.
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It's okay. You got the job.
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Looks like you're happy.
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See you later, Freddie. Wait a minute,
Juan. Hold up, man. Wait a minute, man.
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don't even know what you're talking
about. What's happening, man? I'll tell
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what I'm talking about, Freddie. You can
take this job, and you can take our
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friendship, and you can jam it.
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Right in that umbrella stand.
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Hey, yo, Mr.
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Cocktail, what's up?
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Hey, Freddie.
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Well, how do you like being a working
man, huh?
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Oh, it's cool, man. You know, I'm
learning a lot.
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You know, I'm glad to see you working in
a place like this.
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Gives you a little culture.
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You don't believe this, but there's a
lot of people out there that don't know
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the difference between antiques and
junk.
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You know, I know that, Mr. Cocktail, but
do you know the difference between
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antiques and junk?
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What? Well, it's about $200.
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You dealing old jokes here, too?
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Yeah, you want me to come by your house
and pick up all of yours?
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Listen,
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Freddy, I saw Juan last night.
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What happened between you guys?
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I don't know, Mr. Cartier. I don't know
what's wrong with that guy.
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He's just blabbing off at me. He's mad
at me. He keeps saying that I aced him
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out of this gig here.
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Did you?
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No, Mr. Cartier. I would never do
something like that to Juan.
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I don't know, Freddy. You've done worse
things.
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How about the time you glued all the
pages in his history book together?
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He didn't get mad at that.
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Yeah, well, he would have if he ever
found out about it.
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Hey, Mr. Cartier.
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I would never take a guy's gig, man. I
couldn't do that.
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Especially to Juan, man. I mean, there's
a lady who owns this place. Her name is
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Miss Trevor Smyke. She hired me for the
job before I even knew that it was
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Juan's job.
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Well, why don't you explain that to him?
I tried explaining it to him, Mr.
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Carter. He won't listen to me. He's just
too hard -headed.
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I even tried to get Miss Trevor's mate
to fire me and to hire Juan.
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You know, she told me, man, she said,
she said, I don't want to have any part
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it. You're the guy I want for the job.
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Freddy, look, you know, try talking to
Juan again, all right? Maybe he's cooled
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down. You guys have come too far to let
something like this make enemies.
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Look, I'll try, Mr. Carter, all right?
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Samson, I want you to show me how I can
cream this guy.
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Hey, take it easy, kid.
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Back off into a neutral corner for a
minute.
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Freddy's got six inches taller than you.
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Come on, come on. Why in Epstein don't
know the meaning of the word tall?
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Well, I'll explain it to you.
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Tall means he'll break your face.
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There's more to life than just a pretty
face.
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Come on, Samson. I want you to show me
the old one, too, huh? All right, come
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over here.
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Now, there's two things you gotta
remember.
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One, Keep your face covered, and two,
keep moving.
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Now, let me see your fighting stance.
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Ah, come here, kid.
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Pretty good, huh?
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One other little thing.
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When he knocks your teeth out, don't
swallow them.
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Oh, Shannon Dollar.
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don't we use the good jelly glasses?
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Oh, that's right. It's yogi beer for
every day and the Flintstones for
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You know, Mary, even though we've been
married for such a very short period of
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time, already I feel a certain
responsibility and maturity that I never
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before. Oh, Mary, be sure that I get to
sit here so that I can have the bam -bam
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glass.
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I'm so happy being married to you.
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And we're a lot luckier than most
couples. By working here for my uncle,
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to see each other all day.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's a great job.
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Especially the fringe benefits.
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Arnold, you have that same look in your
eye that you had this morning at the
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Mimeo machine.
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Care for a duplication?
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Greetings,
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honeymooners.
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This is my contribution to tonight's
feast.
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Got some hush puppies, some catfish, and
last but not least...
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Shoo fly pie.
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Can I have the Bam Bam glass?
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No!
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All right.
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Look, so when are Juan and Freddy due to
arrive?
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Uh, got about five peaceful minutes.
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Well, you know, after a little run -in
over the job, I'm surprised they're
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coming to dinner together.
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Yeah.
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They're gonna be surprised, too.
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You see, neither one of them knows that
the other one doesn't know that the
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other one is coming.
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Well said, Arnold.
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We need men like you in Washington.
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You see, I feel that if we can get those
two crazy kids together and act like
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two civilized human beings in this room,
well then, Brooklyn will once again be
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safe for truth, justice, and the
American way.
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Arnold, you're the only guy I know that
took notes during Superman.
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Oh,
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don't get up. I'll get it.
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Hey,
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what's going on, Bo?
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Hey, Mary.
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I brought you all a housewarming gift.
Check it out. Oh, what is it?
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It's an old incense burner. Oh, that's
very nice.
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Thank you, Freddie.
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Thank you, Freddie. That's very nice.
Look.
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Bo brought us some shoofly pie.
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and let's see what happens.
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Now, listen, you eat shoofly pie.
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Your mommy eats shoofly pie.
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Hey, can I, um, sip on one of those band
-aid glasses?
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No!
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Hi, Ray. Hi, guys. Hey, Kelly.
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Kelly, um, where's Mom?
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He's still trying to find you a nice
housewarming gift. Now?
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The stores are all closed.
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Oh, he's not gonna buy anything.
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He's just trying to find something.
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Here's a little something I brought you
from the west side.
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Way over on the west side.
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Hey, Juan.
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Hi.
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Two of your guests are leaving, Arnold.
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Oh, no. Hey, come on, Juan. Hold up.
Wait. Hey, man.
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I mean, as long as we're here, you know,
at least let's talk about this thing,
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man. Yeah, that's the idea. We're all
adults here. Now, you two can settle
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little differences. Sure, sure. Like the
fact that I'm trustworthy and honest
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and he's a two -faced sneak, right?
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Hey, Juan, look, man. If you want the
job that bad, you can have it, man. Come
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on. I don't want your job. I don't want
anything from a backstabber. You better
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watch your mouth, you little unemployed
shithead. Come on, Freddy.
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00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:07,680
Now, you guys are acting like children.
Come on. Yeah, well, he had a lot of
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practice.
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00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:13,319
Right, right. Okay, look. Why don't you
two just put the gloves on and get it
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over with?
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00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:16,420
Oh, that sounds great. That sounds great
to me.
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If Freddy's got the guts.
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00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,020
Okay, I said come on, son. Put your
hands up.
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Don't worry, Mary. We have to redecorate
the place anyway.
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Now they're all going to be decorators,
Washington State.
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You guys do it!
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I'm not going to let you make a shambles
out of my wives and my apartment.
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If you two insist on acting like morons,
at least go down to the spa, put the
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boxing gloves on, and act like grown -up
morons.
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That's fine with me.
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Yeah, that's fine with me too, man.
Freddie. Hey, I'm cool. Don't worry.
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Freddie. Hey, I'm cool.
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Freddie. What's the idea?
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You know what I'm going to do for you,
man? What are you going to do for me?
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going to show you what a train wreck
feels like up close. Oh, yeah?
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Well, let's go.
307
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,109
Let's go.
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Well,
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00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,670
that leaves more shoofly pie for us.
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Idiot to idiot.
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Come on, Freddie, let's go.
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Honey, I'm ready for you.
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I want to
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dent my hands on your face.
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00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,720
What if somebody used a boxing glove,
huh?
316
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,360
Yeah, get your security measures. Go
ahead.
317
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,680
I'm feeling good.
318
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,200
Here you go, Freddie. Here you go. I'm
ready for you.
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00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,060
Freddie, you're ready.
320
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,360
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute. Wait
a minute.
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00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,300
What's the idea?
322
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,540
I thought this was going to be an equal
opportunity fight.
323
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,250
All right, there you go. We'll go
halfies then, huh? All right, that's
324
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,230
Wait a minute.
325
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,230
What am I supposed to do with two right
hands?
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00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,490
Come on, come on. I don't need these two
boxing gloves.
327
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:42,390
Let's go. Come on, let's go. Come on.
There. Come on. There.
328
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,450
Come on. There. Come on. There. Come on.
329
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,250
I'll pull it.
330
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:54,730
You want to go up against a guy who
could press 200 pounds?
331
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:56,650
You can press 200 pounds?
332
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You take a look over here, Fin.
333
00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,390
Hey!
334
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,010
Hey,
335
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,010
Juan. You all right?
336
00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:13,730
You all right, Juan? Take it easy. Don't
let me hurt you.
337
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:15,030
Ready?
338
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,160
You're just testing your reflexes,
that's all. Ah, yes, please.
339
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:46,020
I just want you to know that my reflexes
is ready and steady and hot. Check it
340
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:46,899
out.
341
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:51,380
You know, it's an old training trick.
342
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,320
You know, it builds up strength in your
arms and legs. Yeah, sure, sure.
343
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:59,060
You're going to need a lot of strength
in your arms and legs to avoid these
344
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,200
fists of fire.
345
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:48,050
in my boxing history, two fighters that
knock each other out without throwing a
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00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:49,050
punch.
347
00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:51,450
Come on, let's go.
348
00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:55,450
I didn't want to hit you, Freddy, you
know what I mean? I'm glad.
349
00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:57,830
Because almost fighting you almost
killed me.
350
00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:00,930
You know something?
351
00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:04,590
About that job, I'm really sorry about
the big stink I made about it, really.
352
00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:07,430
It's your job. You earned it. You keep
it, huh?
353
00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:09,230
Oh, why, man?
354
00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:12,170
You know, I always knew that our
friendship was...
355
00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:13,970
A lot bigger than any job.
356
00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:16,010
Friends. Friends.
357
00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:17,290
To the end, right?
358
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,170
Yeah, yeah.
359
00:22:19,710 --> 00:22:20,930
Pardon me, gentlemen.
360
00:22:21,810 --> 00:22:25,270
You guys want to dance? I'll put on some
music and turn down the lights.
361
00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:38,430
Don't worry, kid. You will play the
violin again.
362
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:40,270
Sure, sure.
363
00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:41,810
Yeah. What else?
364
00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:44,990
Will I ever be able to dance Swan Lake?
365
00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:47,750
You're a crazy kid.
366
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:54,030
Listen. I've been in fights with a
referee that hurt worse than you guys.
367
00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:56,050
Yeah, I ain't never been in no fight
like this.
368
00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:58,570
Every place only hurts except for my
face.
369
00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:02,370
Have a good hot shower and you'll both
be as good as new. Yeah.
370
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,090
Listen, kid.
371
00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:06,590
The other day I saw that you had spunk.
372
00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:10,190
And today I saw that you also had common
sense.
373
00:23:10,930 --> 00:23:12,630
I could use a kid like you around here.
374
00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:15,570
Can't he give me a job?
375
00:23:15,990 --> 00:23:16,990
When do I start?
376
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,870
As soon as the swelling goes down.
377
00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:44,160
Welcome back.
378
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,340
Your dreams were your ticket out.
379
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:55,240
Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
380
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,680
Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
381
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,240
But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
382
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:10,180
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
383
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:12,460
where we need ya. Back here.
384
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:13,840
Well, we need you.
385
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:18,980
Yeah, we tease him a lot because we got
him on the spot. Welcome back.
386
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:23,400
Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
387
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:27,560
Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
388
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,040
We're all in good spot of friends.
389
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,200
Welcome back.
390
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,880
And I smile when I think I must have
been.
391
00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:43,550
And I know what a scene you were
learning in.
392
00:24:44,090 --> 00:24:47,810
Was there something that made you come
back again?
393
00:24:48,350 --> 00:24:54,910
Then what could ever lead ya? What could
ever lead ya? Back there where we need
394
00:24:54,910 --> 00:25:00,570
ya. Back there where we need ya. Yeah,
we tease him a lot, cause we got him on
395
00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:02,390
the spot. Welcome back.
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