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All right, class, pay attention.
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Last week on Part 1, the three dudes in
a dome stunned the musical world by
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winning the semifinals of the State High
School Talent Competition.
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But backstage, Love was waiting in the
wings when Vinny met Cassie. He took
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Cassie everywhere.
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Into the audience.
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To the candy store.
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And back into the audience.
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They were constantly together.
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Alone.
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Well, almost.
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These are not happy sweat hogs. They've
learned Vinny's quit their singing
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group. He's refusing to compete against
Cassie, who also made it to the finals
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of the state talent competition.
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Is their anger justified?
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Is he doing the right thing?
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Great looking lady.
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Strange looking guy.
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Stay tuned for part two of Barbarino in
Love.
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And keep your eye on him. You never know
what he's going to do.
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Beside being cute.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who would have thought they'd need you?
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Who would have thought they'd need you?
Back here where we need you. Back here.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Mr. Whitman, it needs a little polish,
but it was all right. What did you
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I've been waiting 20 years to get my
hands on that trophy, Carter.
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Now the only chance I've got is to
follow the winner home and mug him.
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Barbarino, the man who deserted his
friends.
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Are you working alone now?
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Vinnie Barbarino and his trained hair.
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Mr. Woodman, Snow White called.
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She said she's looking to hire a new
dwarf.
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Yeah?
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I wonder how much it pays.
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How you doing, Mr. Cobb? How you doing,
Vinnie?
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Look, guys, I think we've got to talk
because this cold shoulder stuff has
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far enough.
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Mr. Cobb, come to listen to me.
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Guys, Vinnie wants you to listen to him.
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Now look, Mr. Carter, you tell Vinnie
that the three do's don't want nothing
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do with no don't.
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Vinnie, the three do's don't want to
have nothing to do with no don't.
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That's the first time I've ever seen a
Xerox machine with a mustache.
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That's the first time you've seen a
Xerox machine with a mustache.
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Anything else you guys want me to tell
him? Yes, Mr. Carter. Would you please
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tell Vincent that his three ex
-colleagues feel like a team of mountain
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climbers inching their way up the icy
slopes
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of Mount Everest when suddenly one of
the members runs off with a Sherpa
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Go ahead. Go ahead. Tell him. Go ahead.
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feel like a team of mountain climbers
who are climbing up the mountain.
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their way up.
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Inching their way up the mountain.
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The icy slopes.
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Warshak, I don't believe you said icy
slopes.
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Mr. Carter, I said icy slopes. If you
don't believe me, ask Lil Juan here.
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Lil Juan, did he say icy slopes?
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Of course he said icy slopes.
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Matter of fact, I remember the climb
distinctly.
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Good friend Sir Lionel's last words
were, I see Slides!
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Hiya, guys.
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Cassie, what are you doing here? You're
not supposed to be here till tonight.
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I came here to rehearse.
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Well, what do you do for an encore?
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Have Vinnie Simonize your toe shoes?
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You know something, Lassie?
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You know something, Cassie?
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You shouldn't be no dancer. You should
be an animal trainer.
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You already got Vinnie jumping through
your hoops.
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Why don't you guys come over here and
say that?
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Now, why don't you go over there and say
that?
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Come on, come on. Let's cool it over
here. What did I do?
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Vinnie, what are they talking about?
What do they mean? They don't mean
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What does anything mean? What does the
trees mean?
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What does the leaves fall into the
ground mean? What does the ground mean?
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Oh, wise one, I've always wondered.
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What do my shoes mean?
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You see, now, I can't figure out what
your shoes mean because I have a problem
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figuring out what my laces mean.
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Mr. Carter, what's going on?
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Well, Cassie, you know, after Vinnie
quit the group, the guys were a
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You quit the group?
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Mr. Carter, you got a bigger mouth than
Dolores got.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I just assumed that you
told her. I'll say when it was going to
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be a big surprise for her.
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Vinnie, why did you quit the group?
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You know what I got to do?
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I got to check and see if the costumes
arrived. They weren't here before, so
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I'll check.
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I'll... See you later.
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The year is the best thing I've done for
anybody in my whole life.
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Best thing.
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Except for my mother. On my mother's
birthday, you know what I bought her?
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I bought her one of those toasters in
the shape of praying hands.
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All you got to do, you got to just take
a piece of bread, you put it in between
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the palms, and it comes out light and
toasty, each one.
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Billy, why did you quit the group?
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I quit for you.
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Because I figured that, you know, with
me out of the way, you would have a
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better chance of winning.
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Oh, I see.
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Didn't think I could win on my own, huh?
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Well, come on, Cassie. I mean, you're
talking to me, Vinnie Barbarino.
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Look, you should be happy that I quit.
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Happy? The guys hate me, Vinny. Is that
supposed to make me happy?
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And look at you.
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You don't even have enough faith in me
to compete with me honestly.
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I thought you were beginning to
understand.
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Oh, forget it.
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I don't understand them, Mr. Carter.
First, I lose my friends, and now I lose
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girlfriend.
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I'm so depressed.
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Hey, Lou, give me another egg cream.
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Don't you think you've had enough?
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It's all right, Lou. I'm driving.
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I'm sorry, Teach.
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I've got to cut him off. He's had six
already.
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It don't matter how many I get.
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No, I don't even care if I carbonate
myself to death.
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Matter of fact, I'd like to turn into
one big bubble and pop.
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Hey, let me try to explain it to you one
more time, okay?
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All right.
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I'll do it this way.
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Let's say that these three glasses here
are the sweetheart, all right? All
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right. Now, which one is Horseshack?
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What difference does it make which one
is Horseshack? This one is Horseshack,
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okay? All right, but no, wait, that
don't look like Horseshack.
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It's Epstein, okay?
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Now, who's this?
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That's Washington.
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And who's this?
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All right, that's Horschak.
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Okay, Epstein, Washington, Horschak. You
got it? Yeah, all right. Now, let me
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take a picture of it.
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All right, now, these three guys... All
right, but wait a minute. I got to take
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a picture in my mind. It takes time to
develop. It takes five seconds.
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Will you cut that out?
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Now, let's say that this napkin here is
Cassie, okay?
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Get your hands off my chair.
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Vinny.
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All right, I'm listening. I hear you.
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All right, your napkin is Cassie, and
you are... Let's figure out a spoon
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over here, okay?
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No, I'm not a spoon. I'm no spoon.
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I'm a maraschino cherry.
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Why? Why?
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Because I'm sweet, and I always come out
on top.
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You're a cherry.
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Okay. That's you. You're a cherry. Now,
listen to me.
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These three glasses over here are made
of the cherry because the cherry
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disappointed them for the napkin.
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Now, on the other hand, the napkin is
also made of the cherry because the
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refuses to treat the napkin like a
person.
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Well, maybe the cherry don't know about
napkin's lib.
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What I'm trying to say is very simple.
When you quit the group, you
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your friends. I mean, you really
disappointed the guys.
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And you also insulted Cassie.
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I didn't insult Cassie. The cherry bit.
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When you make a commitment to somebody
you care about, it's important that you
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keep that commitment.
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All right already.
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Keep the commitment.
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I just ate myself.
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Mr. Carter.
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Oh, hi, guys. How you doing? Mr. Carter.
How are you?
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I was shaking.
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Okay.
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See?
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Here's the new trio.
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Why don't you go over there and make it
a quartet, huh?
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Go ahead.
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Hey, guys, there's something I want to
tell you.
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Go on, you tell them.
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Vinnie, you got to do this for yourself.
Go ahead.
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Oh, I just want to say that I'm really
sorry about everything that happened.
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What? What are you saying? What? Is he
talking?
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I just want to say that I'm really
sorry.
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He can't hear you. What are you saying?
Speak up, troops.
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I want to say that I'm sorry about
everything that happened. I'd like to be
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again.
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Just like that, huh?
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What do you want me to do, roll over
like a dog, beg and lick your faces?
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I'm not that mad at you, Vinny. I mean,
you don't got to lick my face.
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All right, guys, what do you think?
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I don't know.
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One more time.
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Oh, God, I'm not good anymore.
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We got to get out of the conference.
Let's take it out of here.
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Mr. Whitman, I think you got a shot at
that trophy.
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Vinny's back in the contest.
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No, no, he's not. What are you talking
about?
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Yeah, what are you talking about?
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The judges found out the original act
broke up. Mr.
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Whitman, we back together now.
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So is the King family. They're not
working either.
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I'm no good. I'm a crunk. I deserve my
friends.
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Now they can't be in a contest.
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Don't worry about it, Vinny. Mr. Carter
will make the judges change their minds.
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But I don't deserve for them to change
their minds.
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I don't deserve anything.
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Where are my role aids?
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Come on, come on. Come on, take it easy.
Relax, take it easy. Hey, hey. Oh,
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Vincent, what's done is done. Stop
beating yourself with a dead horse.
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Oh, good. Look, I deserted you guys for
a girl.
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But what did I care at the time? I
didn't care nothing.
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Ha -ha cried my laughing heart.
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Don't listen, fellas. That man is a
raving maniac.
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I'm a crumb. Yes, I'm a crumb. I'm
not... Okay, all right, Vincent. All
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all right, all right, Vinnie.
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We're convinced.
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You're a crumb. You're nothing.
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Now, you all right?
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Yeah.
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All right, guys.
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You've been taking up my best booth for
four hours. Now, come on. I got the
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theater crowd coming in.
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Oh, yeah?
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What, three usherettes and the
projectionists?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What did the
judges say? What did they say?
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Well, they were going to replace you
with a guy from Mars High in the Bronx.
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He cracks walnuts to the tune of Lady of
Spain, I Adore You.
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So what happened?
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Well, we were in there for two solid
hours. We used every argument we could
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think of. The American way, fair play,
baseball.
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Apple pie, Chevrolet.
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We've been throwing kosher hot dogs.
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So, like, what happened after you
finally stopped blabbing with them
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What happened?
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Well, guys, the judges rescinded.
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change your mind about the content.
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I want you to know that no matter what
happens tonight, this past week with you
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has been really wonderful.
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Oh, now someone told you to say that.
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Yeah, you.
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I'm supposed to be the funny one today.
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So I'm learning.
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All right. Now, I want to ask you
something, Cassie.
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Now, out of the whole week, out of the
whole week that we spent together, what
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did you like the best?
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Oh, I don't know. There was so much.
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All right, was it the time when to see
Uncle Sal?
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That was interesting.
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I've never been inside a prison before.
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No, no.
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That wasn't Uncle Sal. That was Uncle
Tony. Uncle Sal. Remember, he was the
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at the home, the one with the curly
hair, and he was rolled up in a corner.
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kept on yelling out, kangaroo, kangaroo.
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Why does he say kangaroo?
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Listen, it's better than what he used to
say.
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Come, let's get ready.
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Oh, I just wanted to tell you, I'm going
to be real sorry when it's all over.
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Oh, now, Cassie, you don't know for sure
that I'm going to win you.
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No, no, no, I don't mean that.
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But you know something?
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I really hope you do win tonight.
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Hey, Cassie, I already did win.
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I met you.
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Well, I find the pirouettes somewhat
lacking in experience.
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Hey, baby, I would say that you was
rather good, but Tina Turner, you ain't.
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I guess they liked me, huh?
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Like you? Why, your plies were
wonderful.
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Push, keep your eyes off the plies.
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And now, representing Buchanan High
School, our final entry, Three Do's and
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Don't.
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How does he do that?
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The guy who does those dumb bird calls,
he wins everything.
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Yeah, well, I think he got the judge's
sympathy when he fell off his perch.
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You're not disappointed, are you?
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Well, maybe a little.
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How about you?
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Me? Vinnie Barbarino?
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No. Yeah.
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Vinnie.
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All right, you go first because you're
the lady.
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You're terrific.
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Oh, I should have gone first because
that's exactly what I was going to tell
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you.
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Well, you say it second, it'll still
count.
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All right, you're terrific.
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Thanks.
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Now tell me why.
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Don't make me say it. Go on. Don't make
me tell you why.
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Go on.
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All right, you see, all the girls that I
went out with, I ended up with nothing,
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right? But with you, I got something.
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Even though it wasn't what I wanted.
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It was what I wanted, but, like, I
didn't know I wanted it.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I know exactly what you mean.
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You do?
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Yeah. And I'm going to take a lot of
special memories home with me.
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You sound like a Hallmark card.
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Maybe I'll come up and visit you on a
spring vacation.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Spring's a long way off, you know.
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So I'll call you.
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You better.
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You know, you're really special, Vinnie.
I know that.
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I think you're special, too.
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I know.
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Well...
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How you doing? All right. You all right?
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Sure.
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What do you think about it, Vinnie? It
could have been worse, you know?
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You might have never met her.
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You know what's funny, Mr. Carter?
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People come into your life, and then
they go out of your life.
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It's so stupid.
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Yeah, I know, Vinnie. That's how it is
sometimes.
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Nice job, you rejects from the gong
show.
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I'll give you a bird call.
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You know, Vinnie, what you were just
saying?
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I'll tell you something worse than that.
Some people come into your life and
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they stay there.
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Lou, I got a story to tell you. Listen
to this.
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Okay.
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When you was a kid and you used to come
in here and tell jokes, I thought it was
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just a phase you were going through,
like some kids have pimples, some
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demonstrate. You told stupid jokes.
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No, no, listen, you're going to like
this one. It's really cute.
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What does one mouse do if another mouse
is drowning?
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What?
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It gives it mouse -to -mouse
resuscitation.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here.
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We need to tease him a lot because we
got him on the spot. Welcome back.
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