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Honey, ever tell you about my uncle
Bart?
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Bart Cotter?
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Yes, Bart Cotter, the famous prospector.
Okay. One time he was prospecting for
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gold with his friend Jesus, and his
friend Jesus gets bitten by a
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right on the foot. The foot?
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Yes. So he says, Bart.
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You got to help me. I got bitten by a
rattlesnake right on my foot. Go get a
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doctor. Quick, do something.
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What did Bart do?
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Bart rides into town to get a doctor.
The doctor said, I can't go now. I got
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deliver a baby this afternoon.
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I'll tell you what you do, though. You
got to cut open the wound, and you got
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suck out all the poison.
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Otherwise, your friend is going to die.
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My, my.
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So Uncle Bart rides back there, and
Jesus is there, and he says, Hey, Bart,
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you see the doctor? What are we going to
do about the rattlesnake bite on my
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foot? What did the doctor say?
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The board says, doctor said you're gonna
die.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around, but those dreams have
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remained and they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya?
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here where
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we need ya. Yeah, we tease him a lot,
cause we got him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Ready? Freddy is ready also. Okay. Okay,
here we go.
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Sha -da -da -da.
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Dig, dig, dig. Hold it, hold it. This is
the part where I'm supposed to sing
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dig, dig, dig all by myself. No, it
ain't, because you ain't been doing the
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digs right. You dig?
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It doesn't sound like much to me.
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What are you talking about? What do you
think this is all about?
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It's not the digs. It just lays there.
It's got to set in the groove. Be half.
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Hubba, hubba.
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Floy, floy.
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Floy, floy.
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Hey, Mr. Woodman, this is for the city
semi -final talent competition.
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Not for the over -30 crowd.
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Well,
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you guys better be good. The
competition's in three hours. Well,
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Mr. Woodman.
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We'll grab them by the floy floys.
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Ready is ready. Here we go.
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Shout it out out. Dig, dig. Gabe, come
on. We don't want to be late.
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Honey?
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Rachel went to sleep an hour ago, but
Robin doesn't like the babysitter.
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She says Esther's weird.
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Esther's right in the other room. She's
going to hear you.
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Did you explain to Robin that Esther
took care of you when you were a baby?
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I know. That's what I told her.
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But she says that's what's making her
nervous.
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Come on, honey. Give Robin back to
Esther. We don't want to be late for the
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talent contest.
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Come on, Robin Bobbin.
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Time to go to sleep.
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Come on, let's go.
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You know, I... I still cannot believe
the Sweathogs made it to the semifinal.
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Julie, how could they miss? It was so
great in a bathing suit competition.
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Besides, it's not the Sweathogs. Oh, how
could I forget? Three do's and a don't.
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Where did they ever come up with that
name?
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Vinnie's idea.
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I think it was the answers he got from
his girlfriends on Friday night.
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Get it?
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I got it.
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Good. I'm going to give Esther some last
-minute instructions. Be right back.
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Honey. You have given her all the
instructions she needs. You have told
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make sure the door is double locked, to
pull down the curtains, and you've made
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her memorize the numbers of the fire
department, the police, and the FBI.
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Okay, but what if, just what if, a
helicopter lands on a roof and a
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armed Vulcans come over and take siege
of this apartment, huh? What if that
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happens? It could happen. You know,
Vulcans are all over the place. I know
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are. Let's go.
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I don't care about you. I don't care
about you. Watch out for the Vulcans,
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Esther.
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What are the guys going on?
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They're going after this guy.
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Who's he?
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Says here, number seven, Eugene Blowfish
Bigelow.
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He's a novelty act from Erasmus High
School.
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What's he doing? He's just standing
there.
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Oh, he's not. He's holding his breath.
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Yeah.
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He's been doing it for 70 seconds.
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He's going from white to red to blue.
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You can find work as an inner tube
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Featuring
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Vinnie Bob Reno
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like these snappy outfits.
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They're 10 % polyester, 20 % glitter,
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and 70 % rented.
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All right, get your act together. This
is the first chance Buchanan's had at
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city championship since 54, when Crazy
Delaney played three musical
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Yes.
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What's so difficult about that?
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He never took them out.
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gonna be the first person we brush off
not me mr woodman when i buy my estate
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you're gonna be my lawn
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Thank you. Thank you very much. I really
appreciate it. You're beautiful,
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beautiful people.
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Beautiful.
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How come they're just sitting there?
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They're supposed to applaud after the
act.
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Okay,
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Mr. Piano Type Man person.
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G, G, G, G, G, G, G, G,
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G, G, G, G, G, G, G.
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Golly gee, no hope for me. When you
start to turn those cheaters on.
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Can't you see, no hope for me. I gotta
put my neat old cheaters on.
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Cheaters, cheaters, where'd you get
those cheaters?
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They'll never win, Connor.
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It's going to be blowfish bigelow all
the way.
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Yeah.
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Maybe the news will snap him out of his
coma.
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Our judges have selected the winner who
will go on to represent the city at the
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statewide finals.
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And the winner is... Three do's and a
don'ts.
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I'll take care of it.
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Now,
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looky here.
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I don't care what the first offer is. We
say no.
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Well, all I know is I want to change my
name.
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Elton Horsham.
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Oh, God, I got a better one than that.
How about Arnold Blood, Sweat, and
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You know what I want? One of them snakes
like Alice Cooper got.
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and keep the snakes. I'll take his
goopies.
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Hey, guys, it's on to the state finals.
I'm really happy you won.
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I got to go home. I got a babysitter
that charges by the diaper.
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Did you really think we was good?
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Hey, we won. Oh, look at this. The
heartbreak starts already.
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Hi, I'm Kathy.
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I'm the winner from upstate.
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Oh, I bet you're winning downstate, too.
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against each other in the finals, but I
just wanted to come backstage and wish
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you guys luck anyway. Thank you.
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Hey, listen,
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you better kiss me real quick because
there's going to be a big line forming
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back here.
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Kiss you? We're barely at the
handshaking stage.
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Whoa!
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Oh, Vincent.
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A handshake instead of a kiss.
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You're embarrassing me in front of my
friends.
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in between my petals.
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Really? I am not interested in your
petals.
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As a matter of fact, I don't even want
to shake your hand anymore.
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Hey, guys, she likes to get right into
the heavy stuff.
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Heavy stuff? Man, I have never met
anyone like you in my entire life.
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Oh, well, thank you. People tell me that
all the time.
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And I never want to. Hey, pretty my man,
I know you ain't never heard of one
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like that before, did you, right?
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Hey, you guys, come here.
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Why don't you take your friend here
and...
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Put him in front of a mirror and watch
him wear out his petal.
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I cannot believe what I have just
witnessed.
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A little bee who has tasted of Vincent
Barbarino's honey and dead.
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That was nothing. You don't got to tell
us it was nothing.
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What's the matter with you, anyway?
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You know, Vinnie, you just seem to treat
girls like they're things, you know,
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like they're just objects that are
automatically going to fall down and
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your feet.
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You've been talking to Dolores.
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Forget her. She's got no class.
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She's got no class, and who are you, the
Duke of Windsor?
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Oh, I can see you like the gentleman
type, the kind that'll kiss your hands
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hello and give you flowers, right?
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You had something in your eye. I had to
get it.
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Yeah, your finger.
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That is not how a gentleman acts.
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You're telling me that I do not know how
a gentleman acts? Yes, that's exactly
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what I'm telling you.
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Well, then, why don't you just show me
how a gentleman acts? All right, I will.
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Come here.
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Come over here and sit down.
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Maybe you can teach me something. Yeah.
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and congratulating me.
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Well, Vinnie, you were so good, I had
to.
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Do you know something, Cassie? You are
very pretty.
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There's something so warm and feminine
about you.
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Oh, thank you. My mama, she always told
me to be feminine.
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Well, if she could see you now, she'd be
very proud of her lovely daughter.
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Oh, Vincent, let's stop. this craziness.
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Vinnie, why don't you just stop the
phone and ask me out for a date?
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Ask you out?
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Yeah.
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You want to go out with a guy like me?
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Well, you're such a gentleman and I am
such a lady.
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What do you say, Cassie? Want to see
Brooklyn?
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I could be your guide.
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Well...
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been out with anyone like me before.
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Yeah, me either.
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Listen, listen, wait. I forgot my purse.
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Here's your change, Mr. Gabe.
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Teach. Thanks, Professor.
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I had a wonderful evening, honey.
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Thanks. You mean it's over? You're not
gonna...
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Invite me back to your place?
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Only if you promise not to wake my
babies.
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Babies?
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You have babies?
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You probably have a husband, too, huh?
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Honey, what's with you and, uh, Melody
Mishkin?
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Who's Melody Mishkin? And after what you
did to that poor girl.
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1962. Graffiti doesn't lie.
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Julie, you cannot believe everything you
read on the top of the table.
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Come on.
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I don't know. See ya. See ya later.
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This is Cassie. Hi, Cassie.
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So, you been having fun with Vinnie? Oh,
yeah, we had a lot of fun. I took her
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to all the hip places in Brooklyn.
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Yeah, we went to the Fulton Fish Market,
and he took me to the barber shop where
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Clams Cassini got bumped off.
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I let her sit in the chair and
everything.
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You know, and Clams went into that
barber shop and said, take a little bit
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the top.
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It's been great, huh?
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We've been rehearsing a lot.
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Good. We've got some stiff competition.
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You know, there's a guy from Syracuse
that pulls hats out of a rabbit.
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We better go. We've got to be in by 11.
My father is very strict.
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You living with your father now?
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Joe. See you around.
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Nice meeting you, Cassidy.
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How do you know what it is?
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Those Cotters are nice people, you know.
Yeah.
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They always ask me for advice and stuff.
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Vinnie, why'd you tell him you've been
rehearsing? You've been with me all
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weekend. Well, listen, sweetheart, the
reason I did that was because, you see,
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he don't understand when someone digs
someone else. You dig?
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I mean, he's married.
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I'd ask you what's on your mind. but
since you haven't got one, what's on
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stomach's mind?
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Embarrassing me in front of this lady
here.
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Just give me the usual.
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Oh, separate checks?
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What will you have?
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I think I'll have a banana split,
please.
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All right, make two banana splits with
the pistachio and the lemon ice cream
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the strawberry.
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you're out with a baboon he knows I only
got chocolate and vanilla
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I think it's time that we went beyond
that stage.
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Ooh.
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Well, I don't know if I can do that. You
see, I'm a gentleman and you're a lady.
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And this is a public place.
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Why don't you just pretend that you're
Vinnie Barbarino and give me a great big
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wet one right between the petals.
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You knuckleheads, all of you. Can't you
see I'm entertaining a lovely young
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lady? Oh, yeah?
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Where, on the roof or behind the
billboard?
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This ain't like that ever since. You
better watch it. We don't care what it's
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like. I don't care what it's like, all
right?
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Only thing I know is that since you met
that chick, you ain't been to rehearsals
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once, man.
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The finals date is Friday, and we want
to win. It's important to us.
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Well, I want to win, too.
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Yeah, well, to be brutally frank,
Vincent, you sure don't act like it.
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yeah, and you can bet that your
girlfriend over there, she wants to win
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than anything in the world.
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Well, that's right.
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Well, that's right. I guess she probably
does want to win, huh?
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Better believe it.
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I forgot.
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I forgot, guys. I forgot that she was
even in the contest. No, no, no, no. You
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forgot that she was in the contest.
Yeah.
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I can't do it, guys.
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You can't do what, Vincent?
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I can't be in a contest.
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What?
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How can I compete against Cassie?
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Oh, man.
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Oh, wow.
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Wait, come on, Epps. Can you understand
these men -women love story things?
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Uh -huh, uh -huh. I'll catch you later,
man.
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Oh, come on, horse, Jack.
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Come on, buddy.
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Denny, I got caught in the middle once
too often.
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You make your own decision, her or us.
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Has true love finally come to Vinnie
Barbarino?
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Will the three do's and a don't become
the three do's and a no -show?
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Has this face taken the place of these
faces?
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Why does this girl keep turning Vinnie's
head?
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Why does this man's food keep turning
everyone's stomach?
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Is this the girl who comes between the
sweat hogs and Vinnie?
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For the answers to this two -part
question, see part two of Welcome Back,
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Cotter.
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a question for these two, but I thought
they were so cute you'd like to see
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them.
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Rachel, did I ever tell you the story
about the father who's about to put his
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son to sleep?
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Listen to this, Rachel. It's good.
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His son says, Daddy, is it true that the
stork brings us babies?
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And the father says, yes. He says,
Daddy, is it true that Santa Claus
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Christmas presents?
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And he says, yes. And he says, Daddy, is
it true that the Lord gives us our
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daily bread? And the father says, yes.
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So then the son says, Daddy, what do we
need you for?
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back.
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To that same old place that you laughed
about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya?
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here where
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we need ya. We tease him a lot. Cause we
got him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome
back.
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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome
back.
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We always could find a friend.
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Welcome back.
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And I smile when I think how it must
have been.
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And I know what a scene you were
learning in.
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Was there something that made you come
back again?
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Then what good ever...
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