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Julie, ever tell you about my cousin
Lester?
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No, and I appreciate it.
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Well, your luck has run out.
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My cousin Lester always wanted to be an
engineer on a train, but he was kind of
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stupid. And one day he goes for an
interview, and the guy says, all right,
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Lester, now listen to this. I want you
to tell me what to do.
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Train, you're the engineer, right? It's
going down the track. You go around a
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big curve. All of a sudden you see
coming at you 100 miles an hour another
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on the same track. Now what do you do?
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What did Lester say?
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Well, Lester said, well, I'm going to
get this thing.
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I'm an engineer of a train.
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Train is going 90 miles an hour around a
corner.
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And there's another train coming on the
same track right at me.
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Guy says, that's right. What would you
do?
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Lester said, well, I'd call my sister.
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What?
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I'll call my sister.
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And the guy said, why would you call
your sister?
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Lester said, well, she ain't never seen
a train wreck before.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here.
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Yeah, we tease him a lot, cause we got
him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back, welcome back.
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Don't tell me Arnold's absent again
today.
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Mr. Carter, Arnold's absent again today.
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Thanks a lot, Vinnie. Let me know if you
get here.
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Hey, Mr. Carter.
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Not only has Horschak been out of school
all week, he ain't been nowhere.
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Yeah, he's just a little nowhere, man.
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You know, Arnold might be staying away
because of remarks just like that. Oh,
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don't be ridiculous.
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He can't hear those remarks. He ain't
even here.
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Look, let me try and make it clear.
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Horschak takes a lot of abuse from you
guys.
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Let me tell you a little story.
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Ah, come on. It's early in the morning.
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Is this a Bonzo Moretti story?
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No, this is a Harold Levinsky story.
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Who's that?
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Harold Levinsky was a sweat hog when I
went to school here.
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Now, Harold had big ears, you know, that
stuck out from his head.
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So all the guys, including me, used to
say things like, uh...
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Hey, Levinsky, you look like a taxi cab
with the doors open.
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Oh, that's funny.
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Taxi cab with the doors open.
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That's not the point, Vinnie.
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The point is, I didn't want to hurt
Harold. I thought I was being cute, like
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guys don't want to hurt Arnold. But
Arnold has feelings. He's a person. He's
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human being.
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Mr. Cotter, my name is Abu Karim Hassan.
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Hey, Arnold, you're always falling
asleep in class and all, but it's the
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time you ever wore his nightgown.
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Mr.
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Cotter, I have... found religion.
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I now walk in the footsteps of the
master, the great prophet, the Baba
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Mr. Carter, that Baba Bibi, is that like
junior achievement?
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No, the Baba Bibis are a religious cult,
right, Arnold?
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The Bibis are the only true cult, Mr.
Carter.
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It all happened last week as I was
walking down Ludlam Place.
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When suddenly, I was approached by this
girl. Oh, a
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vision of loveliness, I might add, who
took my hand and walked with me.
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I thought the cops cleaned up that area.
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She told me that I was beautiful.
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Her name, Kali Kalu.
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Formerly Miss Debbie Rothenberg of
Forest Hills.
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Then she took me to the Baba's holy
shrine, and I learned two things which I
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shall never forget.
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Love a lot of people, sell a lot of
flowers.
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Um, Arnold, Abu, would you check your
tambourine and sit down?
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I'd like to discuss this with you later,
okay? But right now...
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Somebody's painted a big sign on the
front door of the school saying, Baba
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the whole world.
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Now, who is this girl, Baba? She must be
in your class.
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It is I, Abu Karim Hassan, who wrote
that message of love.
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Beautiful flowers for a very beautiful
person, Mr. Woodman.
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That'll be 35 cents.
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What's with this weirdo?
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Arnold has had a religious experience,
Mr. Woodman. He's joined the cult of
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Bibi.
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Baba Bibi?
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You mean the one who brainwashes young
people?
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My kind of guy.
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Arnold! Arnold!
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What's the matter with him?
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I think he's in a trance.
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It looks like that thing my father's got
in the back of his car.
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How does the place look, honey?
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Julie, relax. Mrs. Horshack is a woman
with four kids.
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To her, this place is going to look
neat.
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Well, honey, what would you do if one of
the girls joined one of those religious
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cults? Okay, girls. Which one of you try
to sell your mother a flower?
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You? Did you do it?
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Yes, I think somebody shaved her head.
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Come on, you go to sleep now. You go to
sleep now.
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Maybe Arnold's just going through a
phase.
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You know, when I was a teenager in
Nebraska, I joined a hippie commune for
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days. Why only three days?
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I got thrown out. They caught me doing
my nails.
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I get it.
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They caught you doing your nails.
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Mr. Carter, hello.
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I'm Arnold Horschak's mother.
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I would have never guessed.
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Now I know where he gets you.
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No, I got it from him.
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Come on in. Oh, okay.
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Thank you. This is my wife, Julie.
Julie, this is Mrs. Horschak.
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How nice to meet you, Mrs. Horshack. Oh,
actually, it's Mrs. O 'Hara.
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I had Arnold by a previous mistake.
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Oh, well, Arnold has told me so much
about you. Oh, and he's told me so much
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about you, too.
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And congratulations on your double
blessing. Oh, thank you. You want to see
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babies? Oh, yes.
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Viewing room is right over here.
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Oh.
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A matching set.
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May I?
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Sure.
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They're so darling when they're little.
Oh, so pink and cute.
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It's too bad they have to grow up and
tear your heart out like my Arnold.
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Do you think the time I dropped him had
anything to do with it?
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No, I'm sure it didn't. Let me just put
her to sleep.
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We're back to sleep now.
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Yes. Oh, come sit down. Come on, you
just sit down over here.
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Now, between the three of us, we will
figure this thing out.
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You're very kind.
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Dee, you should always keep a box of
Kleenex out, you know?
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I'll get you some.
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For you.
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No charge.
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Come in, Arnold.
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Abu, it has come to my ears that the
mother of the former Arnold Horschak is
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here. Look who it is. My son, the
religious fanatic.
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Mother, you must not ridicule something
just because it's different.
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Isn't that what you teach, Mr. Cutter?
Well, I try to tell you... Arnold, I'm
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not ridiculing it because I don't
understand and it's different. I'm
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it because it's crazy.
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Mother, please.
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As the great one says, what is, is.
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What was, will be.
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What will be, was, but will be again.
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That's a beautiful sentiment, Arnold.
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Make a great bumper sticker.
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Oh, Mr. Cotter, it is more than mere
sentiment. It is the very cornerstone
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which I want to build my entire life.
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Arnold, listen to me.
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You're making a very important decision.
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Don't you think you're being a little
hasty about it? Are you listening,
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Abu.
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Arnold, this is an adult man with a
mustache talking.
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But, Mother, you do not understand.
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Now I have a whole new family.
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And friends who truly love me.
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But, Arnold, what about the sweat hogs?
They're your old friends. They really
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love you.
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Love me?
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Love me?
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Love me, Mr.
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Cutter!
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They do not love me. What am I to them?
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Except someone that they can laugh at,
that they can poke fun of, that they can
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taunt and tease.
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Oh, at least it's a start, Arnold.
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put me down for the last time.
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That is why I have come here to tell you
that I am quitting school and moving to
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the Baba's Holy Commune, just adjacent
to the shopping center in Nyack.
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A commune? You're going to a commune?
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All right.
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Just remember, when you're out there
rolling in the dirt and the wheezing
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in, as it will, I just pray your father
knows a good allergist.
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Arnold.
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Arnold, we've been friends for a long
time. Let's talk about this.
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Oh, Mr.
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Cutter, words mean nothing.
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And as the great one says, talk is
cheap.
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You!
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Marsha!
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Why are you wearing that dress?
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And what are you doing here so late?
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Ah, Mr. Cummins, I am about to depart
these hallowed halls for a place where
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love flourishes.
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Ain't you a little young to be going to
a massage parlor?
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Ah, Mr. Cummins, I will not say
farewell, for we shall meet again in a
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place.
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Not tonight.
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I already finished the third floor.
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What are you doing?
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Let go of my being, please.
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We're going to be programmed.
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You, Arnold Horschak, for your own good.
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Oh, you can torture me, but I shall
never reveal my mantra.
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Well, nobody wants to see your mantra.
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Forget about that, Freddie. Now, I saw
how to do this on the eyewitness news.
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Hey, you, repeat after me.
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My name is Arnold Horschak.
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No, my name is Abu Karim Hassan.
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What is, is.
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What was, will be. What will be, was,
but will be again.
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You'd better hurry up. I'm starting to
understand him.
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Now, look, Arnold, we're going to keep
you here all night without any food,
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without any water.
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That's right. What care I for food and
water? For I am nourished by the fruit
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the Baba's teachings.
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It keeps me pure, and I don't break out.
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Well, let's see if there is any reality
here. Put him in there, all right?
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Your whole life, Arnold.
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Right here in the men's room.
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Straight into the truth, you. You won't
care what that barber teaches you.
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Because when you mess with the sweat
hogs, your barber done made a boo -boo.
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Your name is Arnold Horshack.
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Your name is Arnold Horshack. Your name
is Arnold Horshack. Say it. Your name is
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Arnold Horshack. Say it. Your name is
Arnold Horshack. Say it. Your name is
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Arnold Horshack. It was, was.
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What isn't, isn't.
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What you didn't do before you did.
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My name is Abu Karim Hassan.
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What is, is.
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What was, will be.
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What will be, was, but will be again.
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Arnold, what's going on here? Oh, Mr.
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Cotter. Thank the Baba you've arrived.
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kept me awake all night trying to force
me to renounce my faith.
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Come on, wake up.
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Wake up. Let's go. Wake up.
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Get up, Freddie.
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Get up.
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What's the matter with you guys?
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You can't force someone to give up their
religious beliefs just because you
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don't like them.
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What did I teach you three weeks ago
about freedom of religion?
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Ain't no fair giving us a pop quiz in a
men's room.
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Go to class. I want to talk to Arnold.
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Your name is Arnold Warshack. Your name
is Arnold Warshack. Your name is Mr.
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Cotter. Your name is Mr. Cotter.
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Forgive them, Mr. Cotter.
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They are but sheep, and you are the
shepherd.
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Guide them well to the next day's
grazing.
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What about you, Arnold?
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I must be going to join the Baba.
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Arnold, are you sure you're going to be
happy there? Oh, Mr. Cotter, may the
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Baba bless you.
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But as the majestic one says, when it's
right, you know it.
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Baba watches a lot of TV.
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Arnold, you know, I've been doing a
little research about the Baba and his
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Oh, and you wish to join us? What size
sheet do you wear?
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I know that the Baba takes care of your
clothes, your money, all your worldly
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possessions are his.
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I am aware of the Baba's yearly garage
sale.
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Arnold, he can tell you everything. He
tells you if you want to get married, he
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tells you who to marry.
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He tells you when you can get married.
He tells you how many children you can
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have. Well, someone has to tell me.
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Arnold, listen to me. Try and understand
what I'm saying.
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What about you?
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You are. Is this what you really want?
Do you want someone telling you what to
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do all the time?
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Arnold, that's not religion. That's
slavery.
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Please, Mr. Cotter, you must help me.
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Why, Arnold, you want to change your
mind? No, I want to stand up. I've been
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sitting like this all night long.
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Goodbye, Mr. Cotter.
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Aren't you going to say goodbye to your
friends?
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And let them sink their claws into my
flesh once more?
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Arnold, let's not be dramatic, all
right? I think you owe them a goodbye.
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As you wish.
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The school starts in ten minutes, and
Arnold has something to say to you guys.
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Goodbye, little Juan.
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Goodbye,
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Frederick.
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Goodbye, Vincent.
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Hang on.
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Do you remember that time I told you the
school dance was a costume party?
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Oh, yes. And you believed me? Yes, I
did. And you came with aluminum foil
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wrapped all around you like you was a
baked potato.
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It wasn't so bad until you put the sour
cream in my hair.
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I'm sorry about that.
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You deserve a lot better than being
treated like a side dish.
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Arnold Horschak, um... Hey, look, I'm
sorry
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about all those times that, you know,
that I've been ranking on you. You know,
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like that time, you know, like that time
when I said that you were so skinny
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that you needed to rent a shadow. You
remember that?
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Then you said I looked like a pelican
with a permanent.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I must go now.
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Wait a second.
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I ain't talked to you yet.
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Now look, I could understand you leaving
to go do something important like, you
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know, the roller derby.
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or something like that. You know,
something with a future.
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But this going off with the tambourine
bombs.
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Come on, wear your scruples.
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But they want me, Vincent.
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Arnold, do you think that we would waste
our best drinks on you if we didn't
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want you?
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But they say they love me.
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We love you, too. Arnold, we love you,
too. Yeah, but don't expect us to tell
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you that.
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Why am I finding all of this out now,
when it's too late?
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Goodbye, my friends.
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Well, I guess we were about a week late
with our cinnamons.
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There are 20 people in front of the
school in sheets.
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It looks like a musical laundry line.
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I'm running a high school, not a white
sale.
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Oh, wow!
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Hey, look at all the hippies.
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Who's on?
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Oh, see, I don't know, please. I don't
know where he is.
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love me but you can't say it
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Uh, Mr. Woodman, before you leave, uh,
there's something I gotta tell you.
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Not another one of your uncle jokes.
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No, I can't think of an uncle joke.
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This is true.
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These two flies are on the ceiling,
right?
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One looks at the other one and says,
hey, your man is open.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back. Welcome back.
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