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What are you reading, honey?
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Oh, this is a terrific book on
reincarnation. Oh.
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Hey, ever tell you about my Aunt Brenda
who really believed in reincarnation?
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No. Go ahead.
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Well, my Uncle Sidney died about ten
years ago, so she went to a seance,
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to raise up his spirit, and she said,
Sidney?
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Sidney, can you hear me? Sidney?
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He said, yeah, I hear you.
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She said, Sidney, how are you?
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A lot better off than when I was with
you.
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Sidney, what are you doing?
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He says, my life is terrific.
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I wake up in the morning, have breakfast
and make love.
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Have lunch and make love.
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Have dinner and I make love.
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He says, are you in heaven?
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He said, no, I'm a bull in Montana.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd
have thought they'd need ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here where we
need ya. We tease him a lot.
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Cause we got him on the spot. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Hello, everybody.
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I have an announcement to make.
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Me and Wendy are going steady.
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Congratulations.
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I just pinned her.
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Best three out of five.
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What a lovely couple. Wendy's really
happy, ain't she? Oh, I'm really happy.
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am. Yeah, but did you pick up that
lottery ticket?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Got it right
here. Got it right here. Everybody cough
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up their quarter now. On the way, on the
way. Here's my money, little Juan. All
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right. Best investment you ever made.
Oh, Juan's right.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This week we're really going to hit the
old jackpot. Oh, he's right.
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He's right. Okay, okay, okay. You're
right.
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But you said that last week. Hey, but
Juan was right last week. That's right.
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was right last week. The people down at
the lottery was wrong.
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Morning.
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I can't believe it. You guys are still
throwing your money away in the lottery.
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Mr. Carter, I can feel it. Look, this
time we've won the million dollar
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Let me tell you guys a little story.
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When I was a young lad, I asked my uncle
Manny, the accountant, I said, Manny, I
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want to have a lot of money. He said,
Gabe, you want a million dollars,
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only one way.
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Embezzle it.
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Yeah.
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You get it? He was an accountant.
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You see, our money, we ain't throwing it
away.
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See, what we...
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What we're doing is we're buying a piece
of the dream.
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We're buying a one -way ticket to the
good life. You hear me? To the good
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I'm talking about fame and fortune. What
am I talking about?
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You're talking about wealth. I'm talking
about wealth.
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That's good enough.
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Okay, now, need I remind you people that
this is a classroom, not a casino.
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Oh, no wonder why we ain't won nothing.
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Okay,
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now, homework. I would like your
homework, which covered the Industrial
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Revolution. Please pass it to my right,
which is your left, which is this way.
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Look at me.
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This way.
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Did anyone visit Vinnie today at the
hospital?
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Who wants to visit a dying man?
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He is not dying. He has just had his
tonsils removed.
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I got to stop by and see Vinnie myself
today. I got to tell him Woodman's going
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to let him take that makeup test.
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If you're going to go by the hospital,
could you give this to Vinnie from all
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us to all of him?
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Oh, you got a little something that's
really nice to your people?
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What is it?
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It's a... You know, it's a get -well
card.
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This girl looks very healthy to me.
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Hey, Mr. Carter, could you put up
Vinnie's quarter for this week's
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You want a quarter for me?
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Yeah. Are you people crazy?
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I am the father of twins.
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I do not have any extra quarters.
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I'm saving them all for the tooth fairy.
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He's going to visit my house 64 times.
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Now, come on, Mr. Carter.
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You know, Vinnie, he's going to give it
back to you.
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All right, look, if I give you people a
quarter, can we get on with the lesson?
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We are here to learn Mr.
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Carter.
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Okay,
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here you go.
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I got it!
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Here you go. Well, thank you, Vinnie, my
man. I knew you was good for the bread.
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All right, we will continue with today's
lesson.
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More. Interruption.
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Sorry to interrupt, Carter. I just came
by to pick up your monthly progress
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report. Where is it? It's on the desk.
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Mr. Woodman, that's not it.
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Carter, I thought you taught social
studies, not anatomy.
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That's not it, Mr. Woodman. That's, uh,
get well card for Vinnie.
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Oh, I see. Well, uh, if you don't mind,
I'll just take this back to my office
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and add a few sentiments of my own.
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It's shameful, Cottage.
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It's just shameful.
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Does Teddy like to choo -choo?
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Does he?
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That's good.
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Does Teddy like to take a ride on the
choo -choo?
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No?
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Teddy don't want to take a ride on the
choo -choo?
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Well, then maybe the choo -choo should
take a ride on Teddy's face.
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Vinnie, did they remove your tonsils or
your brain?
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Hey, welcome to the nursery.
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Vinnie, listen.
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I got great news for you. Mr. Woodman
has decided to let you take the makeup
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test. I got some homework I want you to
do. The test is going to be a week from
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Wednesday. Oh, I can't make it a week
from Wednesday.
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I got a date.
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Listen, you've been driving me crazy for
two weeks. Take a makeup test. You want
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to get into the 11th grade.
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Oh, come on. They don't take babies in
11th grade. I got a baby disease.
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Benny, listen. A lot of adults have
their tonsils removed.
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Oh, yeah? Well, how come last night the
nurse had to come in and burp me?
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If I knew you, Sally, you'd probably try
to burp her first.
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Well, even so, yeah.
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Barberino, now look.
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Don't yell at me, all right? I just had
a major operation.
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Vinnie, get back in bed.
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Carry me.
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Vinnie! All right, Vinnie.
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All right, listen.
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I want you to do all this stuff here.
Start over here, and you go all the way
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the end. By the way, owe me a quarter.
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Oh, now I gotta start paying you to come
visit me?
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No, I put in your quarter for this
week's lottery.
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Oh, forget the lottery. Forget it. I've
been trying that lottery for two years
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now. I never won a dime.
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You don't want it?
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Nah. You keep it.
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Vinnie winning. Guess what?
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That's the burping maniac.
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Time for eaty -poo.
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Oh, that's goody. Because you know what
I had today? I had a poster eggy, and I
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had a toasty, and I had jammy. Well.
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For Din Din, you're having soupy and
chicky and cauliflower.
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Cauliflower?
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Can I ask you a second?
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Look, I know you're probably a highly
trained professional, but why are you
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treating him like a baby? Why don't you
treat him like a man?
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Oh, I tried that last night.
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It took two orderlies to pull him off
me.
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Mrs. Carter with the baby, you're going
to have to learn about burping.
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Hey, come on. You don't got to tell me
about burping. I mean, I can burp. You
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know, right on cue. You want to hear me?
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No,
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thanks. Go ahead, Wendy. Continue.
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Okay.
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Look. Place the baby on your shoulder
and pat it gently on the back. That's
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easy. Okay?
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I'm talking about babies. Give me that
baby. Let me show you how to burp this
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baby. Come on, Matt. That's my baby.
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I'll play with my baby. He's my baby.
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He's my baby. He's my baby. He's my
baby.
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He's my baby.
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He's my baby.
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He's my baby.
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He's my baby. He's my baby. He's my
baby. He's my baby.
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He's my baby. He's my baby.
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He's my baby.
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He's my baby. He's my baby.
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He's my baby.
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Mr. Woodman, we were just practicing in
case Mrs. Cartier needs some extra help.
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Well, I think Julie's quite capable of
handling Cotter on her own.
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You get it? Handling Cotter, burping
Cotter, changing Cotter's diapers.
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You people have no sense of humor.
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They're practicing in case your wife
needs help changing you.
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No more diaper rash, Carter. Funny
stuff, huh?
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How long have you been without your
medication, Mr. Lewis?
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You're a cold person, Carter.
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A very cold person.
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Look, Epstein's got a nice stall.
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Washington, maybe I'll buy you a nice
little tea set.
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That's my job, Connor.
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Education, Mr. Wimbley.
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Let us not forget Vincent.
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Yeah, well, you see, when I went to the
hospital, Vinny...
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Congratulations.
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Come on, let's go over to the hospital,
huh? This is really going to cheer me
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up.
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You want me to give the girls, James?
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Mine's dry.
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Mine's not.
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Gabe.
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How come I always get the wet one?
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Oh, she's just showing off for Daddy.
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We've got to break her of this habit
before she starts dating.
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Honey, what are you going to do about
Vinnie's lottery ticket?
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Well, I told you. Technically, legally,
morally, the money's mine.
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Well, what are you going to do?
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Give it all to Vinnie.
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Are you sure that's the right thing?
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Julie, you're not suggesting... Honey...
I don't believe it. She's wet again.
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I'm simply suggesting that if you hand
the money over to Vinnie, you're just
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going to be rewarding him for breaking
an agreement. That's all.
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You're all wet.
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over Vinnie's homework.
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Well, where is it?
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I was supposed to tell you that I got
held up by the homework mugger.
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Was I supposed to believe it?
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Oh, Mr. Cotter, you should have seen
Vinnie's face when we told him about
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winning the lottery ticket. He was so
excited, he dropped his nurse.
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clock, Mr. Cotter stops being teacher
and starts being daddy.
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Oh, I see, Mrs. I understand.
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Say not another word.
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Daddy!
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Then he was transformed just like a new
man full
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of plans for the future.
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He's even thinking of starting the
Vincent Barbarino home for the incurably
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sexy?
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I don't believe it. Didn't Vinnie say
anything to you about, uh... About
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anything? We talked about a lot of
things, but we didn't talk about
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Hey, I gotta go. They're having a big
sale over at Corvette.
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On flight irregulars.
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come as a shock to you, Mr. Carter, but
I am slightly irregular.
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Well, what are you going to do?
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You know, I don't believe Vinnie. I
mean, at least he could have waited
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gave him the money before he started to
spend it.
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Honey, you know, that money is
rightfully yours.
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We could use it. Oh, come on. and we
just waste it on luxuries.
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Yeah, like food.
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And clothes for the babies.
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Hey, I have an idea about that. Why
don't we just buy one set of clothes and
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Xerox it?
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I tell you what, I'll go see Vinnie.
Okay, it's a good idea.
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In this day and age, you can still get
such a bargain.
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What do you mean?
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For 25 cents, look at all the
aggravation I bought.
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Now, listen, doll.
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If you do that hand as well as you did
this hand, I might buy you that ring I
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promised you.
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Good afternoon.
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Gabriel, my boy.
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How nice of you to drop by.
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Care for a bonbon?
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Nurse, could you leave us alone for a
while? I think this might get messy.
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All right.
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I'll be back for the mud pack at five,
BRB.
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BRB?
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Yeah. I'm going to buy me a middle
initial.
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It's real classy like.
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You know, Vinnie, I think it's really
nice that you're spending my money like
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was yours.
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Your money?
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Yeah, don't you remember? I bought your
share of the lottery this week. Oh, I
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got that quarter for you right here.
That's something I'll... How do twins?
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they housebroken yet or what?
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Vinnie, we're talking about something a
lot more important than money.
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What?
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Your word.
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Oh, my word ain't worth nothing. It
ain't worth a dime. Ask anybody.
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Vinnie! Come on, Mr. Conner. I've been
in this two years already. I mean, you
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just start now. I got a bigger
investment than you.
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I hate it. It itches.
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Go on. It's your money.
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That's what I wanted to hear you say.
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Okay, man.
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I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll split
everything right down the middle. 50
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-50. What do you say?
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Who gets the 50?
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We both do. Partner.
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Oh, partner's like... Oh, that's good.
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Hey, we're going to talk about...
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I got something for you. You're going to
love it.
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You're going to love it.
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Look at that.
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Check it out.
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What's this?
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That's my homework.
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This is your homework?
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I was sick.
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two magical minutes, the lowly poor will
become the haughty rich.
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Don't become so haughty yet, Arnold. We
haven't won.
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Come on in, Epstein. Hey, Juan.
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Sit down.
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Epstein, what's that satchel for?
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It's for the money.
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What am I going to do, stuff 250 G's in
my pocket?
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Hey, Juan, they're going to give us a
check.
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Oh, no, I don't take checks. Checks
bounce.
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Well, this one's gonna be from New York
State.
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Especially those.
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Well, uh, I finally decided what I'm
gonna do with my fortune.
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Oh, yeah? What?
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Well, you see, I'm real tired of seeing
my poor mama breaking her back year
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after year, putting all that old dirty
laundry on that old clothesline.
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Oh, that's nice. Are you going to buy
her, like, a washer -dryer? No, I was
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going to buy her a new clothesline.
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How about yourself?
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Me? I'm happy. I don't need anything. I
got a job I really love.
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Beautiful wife.
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Two terrific new babies.
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I'm happy.
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Well, it should be just about time, huh?
Yeah.
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Just drop it right in here and remember.
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Never made it. Was always a small -time
crook.
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In fact, one time he was walking down
the streets in New York City, you know,
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with his girlfriend, and he saw a
diamond bracelet in the window, and his
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girlfriend said, Listen, this is funny.
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His girlfriend said, Eddie, could you
get me that bracelet?
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So he takes a brick, throws it through
the window, and grabs the bracelet.
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Keep walking. She sees a big fur coat in
the window.
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She says, Eddie, could you get me that
fur coat?
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He takes a brick, throws it through the
window, gets her the fur coat.
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Then they're walking through the most
expensive store
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on Fifth Avenue, right? And she sees a
beautiful dress.
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And she says, Eddie, could you get me
that dress?
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And he looks at her and says, what do
you think, I'm made out of bricks?
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya.
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We tease him a lot because we got him on
the spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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We all went to the spot of friends.
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Welcome back.
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And I smile when I think I must.
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