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I'll see you in a week, Julie.
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Bye -bye, honey. Bye, baby.
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Have a good trip. Thank you.
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Julie, did I ever tell you about my
uncle, Hey Bibb Cotter?
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Hey Bibb Cotter.
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No. Well, old Uncle Hey Bibb was a
traveling salesman. He worked at the
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company for 30 years, and he never got a
promotion.
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How do you like that?
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So one day he figured, why don't I get a
promotion? He went into the boss and
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said, look, boss, I've been working here
for 30 years. I want a promotion.
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The boss said, I can't do that, Habib.
You're just not bright enough.
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He said, what do you mean I'm not bright
enough? The boss said, here, I'll prove
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it to you.
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Puts his hand against the wall. He said,
Habib, hit my hand.
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Habib takes a swing at his hand. The
boss pulls the hand away, and Habib hits
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the wall.
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See? You're not bright enough. You
didn't know he was going to do that.
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So Habib walks out of the office a
little dejected.
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Another salesman says, did you ask him
for the raise?
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Habib says, yeah, I asked him for the
raise.
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Well, what happened?
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He wouldn't give it to me. He said I
wasn't bright enough.
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What does he mean, you're not bright
enough? And Habib says, well, he proved
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to me.
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The boss says, how did he prove it?
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Hey, Mrs., watch this. I'll prove it to
you. Hit my hand.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd
have thought they'd need ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here where we
need ya. We tease him a lot. Cause we
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him on the spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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You can tell the two teachers ain't here
yet, huh? Yeah.
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You know, I love it when Mr. Carter goes
on those teacher conventions.
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It's terrific.
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Gives my brain a chance to rest.
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Just think, Mr.
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Carter is way up in Albany learning all
kinds of new teaching techniques.
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Yeah, too bad he has to waste them on
us, huh?
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Yeah.
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I wonder how come Mr. Carter went up
there without Mr. Carter.
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Well... Maybe it's because Mrs. Carter
is with child and they can't afford
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-fifths.
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No, it's got nothing to do with that.
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Pregnant people ain't supposed to
travel. I think it's against the law or
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something.
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Look at this. Look at this. I've got a
bike.
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Great.
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Now catch some tartar sauce. We're going
to have lunch.
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These are those wonderful, well -behaved
children I told you about.
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Is he in the right place?
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Children, this is your substitute
teacher, Mr.
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Overly.
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Overly what?
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Maybe they should be calling you.
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You see, Mr. Overly, they've accepted
you already. They love to make their
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little jokes.
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Oh, yes.
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But why are they called sweat hogs?
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Well, that's cute.
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Don't you recognize a term of endearment
when you hear one?
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You just start your lesson there, eager
to learn.
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Good to have you here at Buchanan,
Overly.
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You all look like a nice bunch of kids.
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Reasonable.
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Eager to learn.
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Wealthy.
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I'm sorry, little one, but I for one am
going to miss Mr. Overly. Yeah, well,
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I've never seen a grown man cry like
that before.
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I don't see why Mr. Overly was so upset
when we was just pulling his leg.
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Well, maybe it was too much when we
pulled the other one and made a wish.
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I was afraid of that.
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Come in, come in.
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Hey, Miss Cartier, you shouldn't be
carrying these heavy bags in your
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It's okay, Freddie, really. You're
supposed to carry heavy things. It keeps
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muscles toned.
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Oh, good. You want to carry my books?
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Now we'll have none of that, Vincent.
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Mrs. Potter is with child.
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Wait, I don't see no child.
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Hey, Miss Cartier, you really should let
us help you home with them bags.
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Oh, no, guys, really. It's okay. I can
manage. Nah, nah, nah. That's very, very
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brave of you, Mrs. Carter. Very brave,
but, uh, Mr. Carter would have wanted it
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this way.
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He's not dead, Juan.
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All right, here, here. Come on. You take
this one, and I'm gonna take this one
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right here, huh? No, I don't like this
bag. It's ugly.
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Come on.
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And you and Freddy switch. Fritz, switch
them.
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Come on, Freddy. I don't want to hold
the milk. I want him to hold the chicken
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parts. I hate the chicken parts.
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I still got the eggs.
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We could grow our own chicken pots.
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Why don't you guys just put what's left
of the groceries down on the counter?
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You got it, babe.
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There you go.
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Well, thanks a lot, guys. I don't want
to keep you any longer.
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Oh.
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Now, what have we here?
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Oh, that's a sweater that I'm knitting
for the baby.
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Miss Katia.
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He'd be fully grown before he fits into
that.
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Oh, well, I only learned how to knit one
-size sweater.
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I figure when I'm done with it, I'll
just throw it in the washing machine.
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Can you put a new baby like that in the
washing machine?
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Well, it's been a really nice visit, and
I want to thank you guys for helping
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me.
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Now, look, Mrs. Carter, we know what
you're going through.
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You may not believe this, but all of our
mothers have been pregnant.
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Not my mother.
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She's a saint.
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One day, she woke up, and there I was.
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And then it was these three wise men.
They all came with gifts.
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It was a waffle iron, a toaster, and a
Donald Duck nightlight.
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Catching up on all reading, Mrs. Carter?
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Oh, they're all baby books.
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Oh, how nice.
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The kid will have something to read.
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Oh, he's got pictures.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry, but this doesn't look like no
stalk to me.
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so dumb. I can't believe it.
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Storks don't bring babies no more.
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They used to years ago.
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But then they started making mistakes.
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Bringing them to the wrong houses and
whatnot.
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So they fired the storks.
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Now they get ladies to have babies.
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Less trouble, more fun.
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believe that story?
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Not for a second.
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I do.
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Thank you, Vinnie. You have saved me
hours of useless reading.
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Hey, Mrs. Cotter, what is this?
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The Lamaze.
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Is that some kind of new car?
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No, Juan, that's a method of natural
childbirth.
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You see, if we use this method, I'll be
awake during the whole thing, and Mr.
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Cotter will be there to help me.
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Well, what's he going to do?
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Tell you jokes?
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No, Fred, you see, he'll just help.
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The doctor will be there.
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He better. He's charging $800 for the
delivery.
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$800?
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Hey, you should have the baby at my dry
cleaners.
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He has free deliveries.
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Well, listen, I would really love to sit
here all day and swap prenatal
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experiences with you guys.
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I'd like to oblige, Mrs. Carter, but
it's been so long since before I was
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I've forgotten almost all of it.
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Let me put it to you this way.
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I'm a pregnant woman, right? Right.
Right, okay.
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Now, pregnant women have cravings.
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Right, right, right.
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I have a craving.
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Pickle?
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Privacy. Oh, Mrs.
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Carter, we only came here to help. You
see, I feel that the next few years of
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your pregnancy is going to be very
difficult.
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I'll make a deal with you, Arnold.
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If this pregnancy goes beyond two years,
I'll call for your help.
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Wait, now, Mrs. Carter, now, don't go
getting all upset, all right? Okay, now,
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you're going to be a mother, right?
Okay.
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But don't worry.
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You're going to get better.
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Will you stop treating pregnancy like
it's some sort of disease?
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Well, my mother thinks it is.
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She's been pregnant eight times. That's
right, you count them, eight times.
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She's taking to wearing garlic now.
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I think it's working.
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Now my father, he sleeps up on the roof.
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Will you guys just leave me alone?
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Hey, I think she's getting delirious.
You got a fever? I am not delirious, and
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don't have a fever.
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Are you sure? Your face looks kind of
red, you know.
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Look, I would just like to be by myself.
I'm tired.
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I would like to take a nap and be alone.
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Is it too much for me to ask to be alone
in my own apartment?
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Take it easy.
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Hey, Mr.
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Carter, look, if you want to call me,
I'll be at Debbie's, all right?
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If I ain't at Debbie's, I'm at Sharon's.
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If I ain't at Sharon's, I'm at home.
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But if I'm home, don't call me because
I'm depressed.
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Get out!
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What are you talking about?
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Come on, why should Mrs. Cotter be mad
at us?
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Okay, all right.
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Let me ask you something, Vinnie. Now,
suppose your wife was going to have a
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baby. I ain't married. Well, it doesn't
matter.
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Maybe it matters to her.
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Come on.
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Come on, just pretend.
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Well, you don't know my wife.
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It's an example, all right? You ain't
got no wife.
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Well, wait till she hears about this.
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It's an example, all right?
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Okay, now suppose your wife was going to
have the baby, all right? And four guys
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came over and got her so mad that she
turned red and threw them out the
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apartment. Now, you tell me.
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What would you do?
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Who are those four guys that kill them?
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So now what are we going to do?
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I'm going to put my head in Epstein's
locker.
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Okay, but hold your breath. It's murder
in there.
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All right?
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Now, we've got to do something to make
it up to her. Now, let's think about
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this. What would a young, expectant
mother want?
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A husband.
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Mr. Carter is the husband.
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Oh, well, we'll get a better one.
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More closet space?
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It's obvious.
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A party.
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Hey, I was going to say that. I was
going to say party. I was going to say
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closet space.
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Hey, you know, little Juan's got a great
idea.
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We'll have a surprise party. Oh, it'll
be wonderful.
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We can hang streamers from the rafters.
Oh, Mrs. Potter and the baby will love
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it. Yeah, but the baby ain't here yet.
So we keep the party going until the kid
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shows up.
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Thanks to you, Mr. Overly won't be with
us today.
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He called.
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Something about entering a monastery.
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Try to take it easier on today's victim.
He's got a family.
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I didn't produce you, but I don't know
how long you'll be here.
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Look, guys, I don't want any trouble.
I'm a married man, and I'm just trying
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earn a few extra bucks.
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I got two kids.
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Two
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kids,
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huh?
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They're gonna miss you.
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Now it's like he's pretending to give us
these keys.
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Yeah. You know what? We've got to do
something nice for him.
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Like remember to let him out of the
boiler room when we leave.
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Now, come on, let's get busy. No telling
when she's going to be back. Hey, guys,
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it's going to be terrific. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
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Let's get going. Porsche, do the dishes.
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Epstein, vacuum.
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Got you, Vinnie. You dust.
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Okay, but I don't do windows.
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What are you going to do, Vinnie? I'm
doing the refrigerator.
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Being in charge gets me hungry, you
know?
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Hey, look at this.
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Mrs. Crowder's got real taste in she's
been pregnant.
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She's got liverwurst.
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She's got root beer. Hey, Vinnie.
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Vinnie, Boobie. You can help us out by
making the bed. There's some clean
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it looks like right over there, okay?
Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Can't wait to yell surprise.
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If you shut your mouth off and turn this
on.
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Come on, I was just practicing. That's
all. I'm just practicing.
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Oh, what a shame.
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At such an early age to suffer from
dishpan hands.
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Hey! Hey, I can really see myself.
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There's me and Mrs. Olsen and Mr.
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Whipple.
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If that's the way things work, no wonder
a woman's work is never done.
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We're being attacked by Lawrence Welk!
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Turn it off! Turn it off!
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You
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know,
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we're doing the work of three guys here.
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Moe, Larry, and Curly.
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Kind of messy, don't it?
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You think she'll notice?
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Surprise!
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I don't believe it.
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I go out for ten minutes and I come back
to a disaster movie.
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What are you guys...
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a surprise party.
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By the time you get done cleaning this
mess up, it's going to be a graduation
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party.
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Have to admit, you were very thorough.
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Look, Mrs. Carter, we really wanted to
make it up to you for making you so
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about what we did to you the other day.
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Yeah.
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Well, you made me forget about that,
okay?
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Well, would it help if we said that we
were sorry?
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I guess not.
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I guess it would probably help if we
just took off and split.
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But we are sorry.
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I feel like a crumb.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Gabe.
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I feel like a dead crumb.
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Lonely? How can I be lonely? I'm
surrounded by sweat hogs.
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What are they doing here?
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Miss Katya, you let me explain.
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Oh, okay. A woman in your condition
shouldn't have to explain.
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I'll take care of it. Okay.
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Hi there.
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Yeah, yeah, Miss Katya. Yeah, it's
Freddy. Yeah, how you doing?
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No, no, no, no.
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No, no.
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No, you see, we was just giving Miss
Katya some tips on housecleaning. Right.
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Can I talk to her? Yeah, and I want to
say something to you. Okay.
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Hello, big buckaroo. Can you hear me?
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Yeah. Oh, you'd be very proud of all of
us.
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Yes. Oh, one of your little friends
wants to say hello.
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Hello there.
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Juan Epstein here.
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And we want to let you know we got the
place really ship -shaped. Yes, sir.
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telling the truth.
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You wouldn't believe what they've done
here.
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Oh, I could never have done it myself.
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I miss you too, honey.
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Yeah, we miss you, honey.
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Bye.
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Oh, okay, honey.
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Yeah, you hurry home.
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I love you. Bye -bye.
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Thank you for not spilling the beans.
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It's about the only thing that hasn't
been spilled in this apartment.
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Look, it took a lot of good intention to
ruin an apartment that well...
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Where's my party?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Seren.
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Seren. See, this is for you.
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And this is for the little baby.
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I think I'll just send it right down to
him. All right.
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Okay.
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I've got another one out in the hall.
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I'm going to try it again today.
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Well, weird game of you.
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here. Oh, Julie, I knew your husband was
out of town, so I thought, well, I like
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what you've done with it.
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Sweathogs left three days ago. I'm still
cleaning up.
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Uh, you were saying? Yeah, well, I know
Carter likes to tell you jokes, so I
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figured I'd drop by and tell you the
only joke I know. I mean, I only know
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How thoughtful of you.
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Yeah, well, anyway, it seems that there
was this woman.
340
00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:20,030
Well, why don't you make it a relative?
You see, Gabe always makes it one of his
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relatives.
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I don't have any relatives.
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Why don't you pretend?
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Make it your Aunt Sophie.
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All right, Aunt Sophie. Anyway, one day
Aunt Sophie's walking down the street
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with a child, right? And a man comes up
to her and he says, Lady, that is the
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ugliest baby I have ever seen in my
life.
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Well, Aunt Sophie gets very upset. She
runs to a policeman, right? She tells
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him, A man just made an insulting remark
to me. The policeman says, Lady, calm
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down. We'll go down to the station
house, fill in a report, make you a nice
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of coffee, might even find a banana for
your monkey.
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kid was really ugly you get it welcome
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back
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your dreams were your ticket out welcome
back
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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We always could find a friend.
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