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Julie, did I ever tell you about my
uncle Pete and my aunt Priscilla?
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No. Okay.
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They won a lot of money in the
sweepstakes, about $10 ,000.
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Now they had a little disagreement
because Priscilla wanted to buy a mink
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and Pete wanted to buy this fancy new
car.
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Well, who won?
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They compromised.
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They bought a mink coat, but they keep
it in the garage.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here.
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Welcome back. Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back.
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I don't know if they serve burritos
during the Spanish -American War.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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What happened to She Loves Me Not?
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The odds is better this way.
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Let me love you.
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New animal for you, Sue.
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Mr. Woodman, you have a marvelous way of
expressing yourself.
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Hi. Hi.
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What's going on here?
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Dear Mr.
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Cotter, please excuse my daughter's ugly
temper.
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Don't get her mad and she won't have to
deck you.
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Signed, Epstein's sister's mother.
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Epstein's sister?
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Gonna have... Two Epsteins in my class?
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Your mother will get writer's cramp.
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The name's Carmen.
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Hey, Mr. Carter, what's my baby sister
doing here?
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Oh, you ain't your baby sister. I'm only
ten months younger than you.
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Why didn't you tell me your grades
dropped? You had to become a sweat hog.
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Well, I was saving it for a surprise.
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Surprise?
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You ain't kidding me, are you, baby
sister?
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God is going to introduce you around, so
try and act like you was a real person,
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okay? Take it easy. Take it easy. Here
you go. Come on. Here you go.
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Okay. Sit down, Juan. Sit down.
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Carmen, I'd like to introduce the whole
class to you.
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Okay, this is Priscilla.
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That's Ricky.
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That's Mark.
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This is Freddie Washington.
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You know Juan?
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No.
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Vinnie Barbarino, this is Carmen
Epstein.
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I know Carmen.
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So, Carmen, you've filled out.
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See you for social studies. See you too,
Carmen.
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So listen, Carmen.
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You know Vinnie Barbarino always gets
crack at the new stuff.
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What stuff?
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Outside. What are you talking about
stuff?
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No stuff. Sisters ain't included in
stuff.
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Nobody's stuff. Outside. Juan, are you
crazy? I'm operating.
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Operate outside.
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Juan,
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isn't love a bowl of cherries?
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Cherries outside.
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Have a nice day.
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Hey, Mr. Carter, do you believe in love
at first sight?
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Sure, Arnold.
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There's love at first sight for Julie
and me.
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We met at a costume party. She came as a
pot roast, then I came as an electric
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knife.
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Oh, Mr. Carter, I just fell in love with
Carmen Epstein.
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And she's going to become another
feather in Vinnie's cap. Mr. Cutter, I
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got no feathers in my cap.
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I'm featherless, Mr.
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Cutter. Featherless.
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Arnold, come on.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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You've got feathers.
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Arnold, let me tell you a little story,
okay?
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When I was your age, I was shy also.
There was this girl that I was... crazy
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about. Her name was Leilani Shapiro.
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Never had the nerve to ask her to go
out.
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Finally, one day, I'm sitting in front
of my house. I'm feeling sorry for
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myself. This little old Italian man that
lived upstairs, Mr.
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Panettiere, comes down. He says, what's
the matter with you, Gabey?
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You're a nice boy.
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You go up to this girl. You say, I'm a
Gabey Carter. I'm a nice boy, and I want
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to go out with you.
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I have the confidence.
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So next day, I went up to Leilani. I
said, Leilani, my name's the Gabey
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I'm a nice boy.
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She told me she didn't like Italian
guys.
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It's a joke, Arnold, it's a joke.
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Come on, have faith in yourself. I have
faith in you. Oh, Mr. Carter, I am not
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one of life's heavy winners.
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All right, look, Arnold, you want to be
a loser? Go ahead, be a loser.
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Hey, Mr. Carter, I do not like to be
called that.
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Arnold, let's face the facts. I mean,
the truth is that you are a loser. Don't
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call me that!
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Show me some confidence.
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Okay, Mr. Carter.
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You want to see confidence?
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I'll show you confidence.
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Here's confidence.
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Arnold, that is not confidence.
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That's Kurt Douglas.
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Stomach in.
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Now smile.
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That's confidence.
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I'll show you, Mr. Carter.
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I'll show you that I'm a something, that
I'm a somebody.
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I am Arnold Horschak.
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Buchanan, hi!
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Oh, I'm sorry, he's not in. May I take a
message?
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Oh, Mom, I know how Vinnie's been trying
to hit on you. I want you to promise me
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you ain't gonna go out with him. If you
don't bug off, you are going to find
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your nose in Toledo.
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Hey, Epstein, Principal Lazarus is
waiting for you.
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I bet you're really in for it this time.
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Now you wait
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right here.
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Don't move from this spot.
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You move from this spot, lightning's
going to strike you. It will not.
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Then I will.
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Hey, Jack.
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Hiya. Hi.
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I just became a full -fledged sweat hog.
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is right here with me.
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I hardly go anywheres without it.
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If you keep talking like that, you're
going to attract geese.
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Funny you should mention geese.
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We got something in common.
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You play?
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I listen.
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You win luck, all right. What? What do
you want to hear? Oh, I don't know.
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I know three blind mice. Take your
choice.
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Oh, another thing in common.
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I love mice.
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like to go out with me on Saturday?
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Maybe we could go to a movie.
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Hey, Carmen, you want to go out with me
someplace?
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I got some free time in between dates.
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Well, Juan said not leave here.
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Don't you want to go?
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Go? I want to go.
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Carmen, if your personality keeps up
like this, I might let you ask me out on
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Saturday.
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Bye, Carmen.
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Bye, sweat hogs.
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Goodbye, Brooklyn.
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Goodbye, Judy.
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Hi, Judy.
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Where are the absentee forms?
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I think I start on your ding -dong.
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Thanks a lot, Arnold.
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Things didn't go exactly as planned,
huh? Oh, Mr. Carter, I didn't even
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axing her.
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Mr. Carter.
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Pochette.
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Y 'all gotta hear this poem I wrote in
honor of my new love.
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Listen.
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My love is like a red, red rose.
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Which sure beats the rubber hose up your
nose.
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Makes sense to me.
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Good.
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Yeah, sure thing, Jack.
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Any other problems, you feel free to let
me know.
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We was just in there shooting the
breeze.
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Principal Lazarus said I was in his
office so much last year, it's like
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old buddies, you know?
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Hey, Mr. Woodman, Principal Lazarus
wants to see you.
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You better watch out.
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The man doesn't like you.
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Doesn't like me?
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Doesn't like me.
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Principal doesn't like me.
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No, I could have been principal.
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No, but they picked him.
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And then he made sure my door was
smaller.
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And the lettering on my door is smaller.
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My desk, my chair, my wastebasket, all
smaller.
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My American flag has 13 stars.
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and he caught her.
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Let me know if you want in.
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Hey,
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where's Tom?
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Oh, I saw her down the hall with Vinnie.
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He was saying something about under the
boardwalk at 29.
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I shall devote my life to worshipping
Carmen Epstein from afar.
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Until the funeral of her ninth husband,
when she will finally realize that it is
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I whom am her own true love.
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The shock will, of course, kill me.
Shock!
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Arnold,
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you're overreacting.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Carter, but when I fall
in love, that's it.
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I'm a for keeps kind of guy.
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Did I tell you a story about Leilani
Shapiro? Yeah.
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Okay, I got another story.
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When I was about four, there was this
girl, Babsley. She was five.
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I always liked older women.
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Anyway, we'd go and play doctor. We'd go
under the porch, play doctor.
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She'd give me her bill, I'd give her my
bill.
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We'd sue each other for malpractice.
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For years, I thought that was sex.
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At one time, I loved Babsy.
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Then I loved Leilani Shapiro. And now I
love Julie.
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A person is capable of more than one
great love in their life.
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Oh, I know, Mr. Carter.
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But first, I'd like to love once.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute. Let me get this straight, all
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right?
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Now, Epstein don't want Vinnie to go out
with Carmen, right?
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Right. All right, all right, all right,
all right. Okay, I got that, I got that.
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Okay, okay.
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Horchak wants to go out with Carmen,
right?
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Y 'all two just put your heads together.
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Well, half a brain is better than
nothing.
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Well, that's a good idea, Carter.
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Hey, Arnold, come here.
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What?
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I guess you're better than nothing.
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I mean, nothing would ever happen with
you on a date.
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Would it?
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No.
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All right, you got my blessing. Oh,
thank you, Warren.
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Hey, Freddie, how are we going to fix
him up with my sister? Ooh, ooh, ooh,
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ooh.
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I got it. I got it.
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Portia, pretend that Mr. Carter here is
Connor.
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Go ahead. Just show us what your basic
approach would be. Go ahead. Show me
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your basic approach would be. Let's see
it. Go ahead.
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I love you. I love you. Get your hands
off my sister.
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Get your hands off my sister.
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Take it easy, woman. Take it easy.
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Hey, I guess everybody's here except for
Freddie, huh?
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She doesn't love me no more.
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She don't love me no more. Read this.
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
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I met a guy who I like better than you.
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Bye -bye.
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See, man, if I wasn't sure she was crazy
about me, I'd think this was a kiss
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-off.
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Don't pay any attention, Freddie, until
you get your third notice.
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I want to use this period, or what we
have left of it, to talk about something
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that we don't teach in school, but I
think that you should know something
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Love.
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Now, what does love mean to you?
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Finny.
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It means never having to hear, I'm
pregnant.
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Vinny, little kiddo, I promise the man
won't feel a thing. It's going to be
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painless, Vinny. Why? You've been acting
that way. Take it easy. What's the
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matter with you? Vinny, if you believe
in the fist, Vinny, you're going to stop
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hitting on my sister. Take it easy.
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Every time I see a beautiful girl, my
teeth, they automatically flash.
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My hips, they automatically shake.
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And my eyes, they automatically spark.
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How'd you like your eyes automatically
black, huh?
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All right, come on. What's the matter
with you guys?
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It's like in kindergarten.
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Sit down.
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I'm trying to teach you about love.
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splendid thing.
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It's been good to me.
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Oh, sure, Vincent.
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Go ahead, make mock.
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Treat love lightly like you always do.
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You don't know what love is, Vinnie. Oh,
Shaq, I think you've forgotten who
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you're talking to.
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I got guts all over the place.
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Vinny, you and your guts have got a lot
to learn about women.
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Now, sit down.
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And you, my very own brother, who I
love,
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is only interested in who won't love me.
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Don't you think I can take care of
myself?
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Hey, Carl.
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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It's just, uh, just my way of showing I
love you.
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I love you.
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Nobody's ever turned down Vinnie
Balderino before.
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Yeah, well, my sister did.
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Mr. Carter, you think I'm losing my
touch or something?
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No, Vincenzo, you just got a little to
learn about love.
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Oh, yeah?
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You'll have to excuse me. I got to go
practice.
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Practice outside.
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Hey, Carmen, why don't you come with me?
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I want to show you my shell collection
under the boardwalk.
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At Coney Island.
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Arnold!
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They're gonna die, Arnold.
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Tomorrow's another day. We meet somebody
else.
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Bye -bye.
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Another day, another $3 .40.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, honey.
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Gabe, how's Carmen Epstein doing?
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Well, Mr. Woodman figured that one
Epstein was enough for one class, and I
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of agree with him. She's back in her old
class. Yeah, I think that's a good
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idea. Yeah.
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Hey, did I ever tell you about my sister
Eileen?
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Gabe, what does that have to do with
Carmen Epstein?
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Nothing, but I've been home for ten
seconds. I haven't told one joke.
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My sister Eileen, when she was a little
kid, she lost her first tooth, right?
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She comes up to me, she says, Gabe, what
should I do?
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I said,
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put it under your pillow, and a good
fairy will give you a quarter.
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So that night, I snuck in the room, I
took the tooth, and I put a quarter
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Did she see you?
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I didn't think so. The next morning,
she's running around the house.
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My brother's a good fairy!
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya?
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Yeah, we teased him a lot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Because we got him on the
spot.
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Welcome back.
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