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Julie. You forgot your lunch. My lunch
again.
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As long as you're here, I'll tell you
about one of my uncles.
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Terrific.
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My Uncle Jonas, he was a doctor.
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Okay.
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What kind of doctor was he?
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A very strange doctor.
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One time, this guy came into his office.
Uncle Jonas says, stick out your tongue
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and go to the window.
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The guy sticks out his tongue.
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Goes to the window.
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He's standing there about five minutes,
looks back at my uncle, says, will this
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help me?
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My uncle said, no, but I'm mad at the
guy across the street.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back.
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To that same old place that you laughed
about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya?
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here where
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we need ya. We tease him a lot. Cause we
got him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back.
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I like it to look messy, like I didn't
have to do nothing.
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And I happen to look this cute just by
accident.
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What kind of a loser would write
something like that?
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Me.
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Gentlemen.
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I'm about to go.
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Homing period is over.
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Can we go and do some work on the inside
of your heads?
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Come on, Mr. Carter. Just a couple of
little last -minute touches here, all
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right? You see, when you're the sweat
hog hot throb, you've got a
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to look perfect.
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If you keep teasing your hair, your
scalp is going to leave you for a hot
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Come on.
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Yeah, come on, Juan. We don't want to be
party.
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All right, I'll go right with you as
soon as I grab a smoke.
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make you go after him.
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Come on, Epstein, let's go. Get out of
there. Come on.
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When did you start smoking?
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What smoking? Well, hey, I'm just
enjoying a few moments of privacy, you
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I mean, when you got nine brothers and
sisters like I got, the only time you
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to use the bathroom by yourself is on
your birthday.
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Nine brothers and sisters living in a
ghetto.
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Don't bother, Epstein. That
underprivileged kid stuff may work on
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won't work on me.
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Now, remember, you're talking to a man
who hates Captain Kangaroo.
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Take me over to Principal Lazarus'
office.
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Wait a second. I didn't even get a
chance to wash my hands. How about
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hygiene?
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Well, Principal Lazarus is really going
to give it to Epstein this time. You
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know, Potter, I haven't had this much
fun since I suspended a cheerleader for
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showing a pom -poms to a rotary club.
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Look, there's no need to take Woodman
off restroom patrol.
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It makes his day.
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And by the way, Jack, don't forget what
I told you. This week, take the Jets and
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the points.
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How'd you do, Juan?
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I'm free. I just got a warning.
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Well, all right.
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I just don't understand.
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Lazarus doesn't like anybody.
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Except Upstate.
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Why? Well, that's because... Why is
that?
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Well, that's because Jack thinks of me
like a son.
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Doesn't he have a son?
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Oh, yeah, Harold, but Harold's a real
disappointment to Jack, you know, since
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moved to Oregon and joined that
vegetarian nudist colony.
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Oh, right, the vegetarian nudists. I
read about them. They had their own
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religion. They believed that if you die,
you return as a Caesar salad.
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A vegetarian nudist colony.
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Wow.
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you could have one wild weekend with
just a couple of bottles of rope for
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dressing.
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Huh?
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What does that mean? That I can get back
into the dance?
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It's not fair.
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I don't want much out of life.
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Just a transfer to a school in Scarsdale
and my real teeth back.
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Come on, Vinnie. How about lunch? I'm
buying.
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Uh, uh, wait a second.
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You know, just because you didn't get in
trouble, there's no reason you should
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smoke, in school or anyplace else.
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It's just not healthy.
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Yeah, well, that's what Principal
Lazarus told me, so I promised him I was
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to quit.
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Good boy, Juan.
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That's smart thinking.
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Besides, I'm sure sooner or later you'll
pick up another bad habit.
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Are you sure about the Jets and the
points? I bet 50 cents with Julie. Hey,
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look who you're talking to.
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Sure, the Jets, that's your thing.
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I never tried one of them things. It's
fro -cone. Let me try it. Go ahead.
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Ow!
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Well, I guess you don't work on Italian
hair.
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You said you were going to stop smoking.
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Look, I tried, Mr. Carter, but I can't,
okay?
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I mean, I've been smoking since I was
12, you know, on and off, on and off.
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All of a sudden, I can't quit.
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You can quit, Juan. It just might be a
little more difficult this time.
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Do you know that since the Surgeon
General's report on smoking in 1964,
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million people have quit?
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Really?
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That's right. I think I read it in
Cosmopolitan.
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So it's lying around the house, so I
read it.
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So what? I mean, it's got some
interesting articles.
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How costumes saved my marriage.
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Menu planning if you're dating a soccer
team.
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Hey, you know, Mr. Cartier, it ain't
easy to break a bad habit.
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Let me tell you guys a little story.
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Oh, here we go again.
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You know, for a young guy, he's got a
lot of stories.
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Can't you wait till you get home and
tell your wife?
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No, I never told you this one before.
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When I was about 12, I had a monkey on
my back.
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That's right, I was hooked on potato
knishes.
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It all started out innocent.
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You know, I was in Coney Island, a young
kid walking around Coney Island. This
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guy came up to me. He said, hey, kid,
come here.
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You want a free knish?
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I said, sure, why not?
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It was free, so I took it.
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Next day, same guy. Hey, kid, come here.
You want another free knish?
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I said, great, it was free, it was easy.
I was rolling in clover of free knish
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every day. When was it going to stop?
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I'll tell you when it stopped, two weeks
later.
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I went up to the guy and said, hey,
mister, where's my free knish?
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Hey, I'm sorry, kid.
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I got to make a living.
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Knishers aren't free anymore.
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From that day on, all my money went on
knishers, my whole allowance.
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I was up to five knishers a day,
Barbara.
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Five a day.
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Then I found out I didn't get the same
kick from commissions.
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Had to move on to harder stuff.
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Real junk food, Horshack.
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Malamars.
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Devil dogs.
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Twinkies.
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I had to make a decision, Epstein.
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I had to decide whether or not I was
going to let junk food rule my life.
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Well, what'd you do?
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I went cold turkey.
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Cold turkey.
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That's right. For five days, instead of
junk food, I ate nothing but cold
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turkey.
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That's how I kicked.
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Oh.
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Truly inspiring story, Mr.
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Cotter.
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It ought to be a movie.
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Man with the golden knish.
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A hat full of knishes.
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The knish connection.
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The knish connection.
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Look,
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Juan, you can quit. People quit every
day at those clinics, you know. Wait,
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wait, wait a minute, Mr. Cartier.
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I mean, Epstein, man, he don't got the
kind of money to be paying them smoking
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clinics.
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Epstein's family is so poor.
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That on Thanksgiving, they had to rent a
turkey.
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Look, we'll help you. I mean, we'll do
it ourselves.
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We'll use the same principle they use at
those smoking clinics. It's called
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aversion therapy.
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Oh, yeah, the perversion therapy.
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We just torture Juan till he quits
smoking.
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It's not torture, Barbarino. It's just
therapy to help Juan break his bad
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Look at you. Look in the mirror. I can't
look at you. Look in the mirror, again.
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Look at you.
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The toughest kid in school.
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A slave to a little stick of tobacco.
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Besides that, look, you need a haircut.
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Juan, tomorrow we shall open up the
Sweatheart Clinic for the cure of
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Are you ready?
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Carter's nose with Ms.
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Fishbeck's support hole?
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Well, it's not a bad picture of me.
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Do you think this will really get me to
quit smoking, Mr. Carter? Well, we're
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going to try, Juan. The guys are going
to be here as soon as they finish their
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last period. Come on, sit down.
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Now, all we're going to do is try and
help you unlearn a bad habit.
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Oh, I'm good at that. I already
unlearned the whole 10th grade.
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What are you doing here? I figured after
3 o 'clock you'd be running around the
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neighborhood flicking your pick.
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Mr. Woodman, Juan's going to try and
stop smoking.
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Oh?
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Well, it's not that easy.
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I remember when I quit.
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You smoked?
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Yes, years ago, Carter.
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I smoked king size.
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I thought they made me look taller.
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You know why I never smoked?
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I think it was those cigarette
commercials on television. They turned
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I mean, I could never picture myself
living in Marlboro country.
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The only commercial that always got to
me was the one with the dancing
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cigarettes. You know, all I could see
was the girl's legs sticking out of the
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big cigarette box.
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I don't know, they drove me crazy.
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For three years, I wanted to marry a six
-foot -tall pack of mentholated old
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gold.
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Listen up there, Mr. Woodman. I heard
about a guy once who had a crush on a
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camel.
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Swan, all we're going to do is try and
help you unlearn a bad habit. Yeah,
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I'll do anything it takes to stop
smoking.
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And what are you going to do with that?
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Don't worry about it. It's the wall -to
-wall carpeting from Mr. Woodman's
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office. Let's get him on the carpet.
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On the carpet. Okay, Juan, I'll tell you
what we're going to do. Me and Vinnie,
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we're going to start a little bit of
electricity. You know, like create a
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Okay, light up. Come on. Your favorite
blend. Light him up. Now, every time you
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take a puff of this, we're going to
shock you. So then you won't want to
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no more. Right.
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Okay, start. Let's go. You ready?
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Ready. Ready? Okay.
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Okay.
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So when are you guys going to shock me?
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All right, something's wrong. Get up.
Sit over there.
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Come on, try it on me. You ready? Yeah.
Ready? Okay.
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Ow!
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Okay, sit down.
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Let's do it.
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You got to have both your feet on the
carpet. Put your feet on the carpet.
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Ready?
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Let's get...
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This is the patient.
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He spots him in your hand. You ever have
him before?
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Yeah. Well, you got him again.
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Doctor, do you have the patient's file?
I got the patient's file.
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File the patient's file. The patient's
file is filed.
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Now, let's file the patient. File the
patient.
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Doctor, this reminds me of a case I
heard about. A delicate testing owner
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wasn't only interested in his wife.
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When she dressed like a smoked salmon.
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Oh, but she's hard on the vice. Yes,
especially when he tried to fillet her.
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Who's the patient? She was in here
before.
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Where is he? Hello?
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So, tell us about your sex life.
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What?
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Your sex life.
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Oh, Horschak. Huh?
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What is your sex life after there was
smoking?
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Nothing.
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to hear about it.
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Well, Shaq, let's leave people's sex
lives out of this.
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At least until you get one of your own.
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Okay, therapy. Let's go. First of all,
sight immersion.
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Look at this one.
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Hi there.
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I've been smoking four packs for ten
years and I feel perfectly fine.
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There is no right and no wrong.
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Now, Juan, do you truly wish to give up
your disgusting, repulsive smoking
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habits? Yes.
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Do you think that you can live without
the flavor and the aroma of your
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blend? Yes. And you will not miss a
long, satisfying puff?
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This is lunch.
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Peanut butter and squid.
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Or the pumpernickel.
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Hold the pickle, hold the relish.
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Yeah, but you can't hold it down.
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Now this is lunch.
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Pig knuckles on Jewish rye.
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With Virgin Island dressing.
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just something Julie made. I don't know
what it is. I don't know.
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Hey, Juan.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Hey.
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Hey, it's been seven days since I had my
last cigarette.
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You miss cigarettes?
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Nah.
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I got this pipe.
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What do you think?
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Frankly, Juan, you look like Sherlock
Sheephead.
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Juan, look, I'm a little disappointed in
you. Mr. Carter, I read that smoking a
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pipe is a lot less harmful than smoking
cigarettes.
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Oh, yeah? Well, where'd you read that?
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I think it was Cosmopolitan.
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All right, look, Juan.
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You've got to make up your own mind. I
mean, you're old enough to smoke. If you
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want to smoke, that's your business. You
can make your own decisions.
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What is that?
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Fuck.
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That's a potato caniche. I thought you
kicked the habit.
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a while, so what's the big deal?
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Well, gentlemen, there's only one thing
we can do to help this poor, tortured
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creature now.
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Smell a virgin!
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I'm your teacher, not your ordinary
knish junkie.
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Look, if you had to eat Julie's tuna
casserole twice a week, you'd sneak a
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knishes once in a while, too.
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All right, look, Epstein, I got a
proposition.
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I'll give up knishes if you give up
smoking. What do you say?
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You got a deal.
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The Bicentennial Connection
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Julie, did I ever tell you about my
uncle who was a famous explorer, a
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frontiersman?
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You mean he was in all the history books
and everything?
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Oh, I mean, alongside Daniel Boone and
Davy Crockett, you'll find the name of
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Hawkeye Cotter.
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Yes,
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you look at any of your books, he's in
all of these books. And Hawkeye Cotter
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was famous. In fact, I remember one
time, my uncle Hawkeye, this is written
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history books. I didn't know about it,
but I read about it in history books. He
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is riding along on his horse, right?
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and he sees a man on the prairie with
his ear to the ground.
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Well, what would he be doing with his
ear to the ground?
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My Uncle Hawkeye figures he must be
listening to something, so he gets off
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horse and puts his ear to the ground. He
doesn't hear a thing.
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He says, uh, excuse me, partner, but I
don't hear a thing.
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Guy looks at him, he says, I know, it's
been like that all day.
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riding and he sees an Indian. This time
the Indian's got his ear to the ground,
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right? Same as the guy before, okay?
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So he says to the Indian, covered wagon,
14,
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soldiers, cavalry, woman in covered
wagon, have baby,
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14 wagon, one blue.
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Uncle said, that's amazing.
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You can hear them coming?
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And he says, no, ran over me half hour
ago.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back.
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To that same old place that you laughed
about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya?
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here where
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we need ya. We tease him a lot. Cause we
got him on the spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome
back.
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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome
back.
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We always could spot a friend.
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Welcome back.
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And I smile when I think how we must
have been.
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And I know what it seems.
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