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How about my uncle Oscar Cotter? Ever
say about Oscar Cotter?
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Nope. Uncle Oscar was a very timid type
of guy. One time he's driving, he has a
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station wagon, and decides to stop in
this cafe, you know, have a little
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breakfast. So he's having his breakfast,
and these three motorcycle gang guys
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come in, right? And they walk up to
Uncle Oscar, who's trying to have his
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breakfast, you know. One goes, hey,
buddy, what are you doing?
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I'm just having a little breakfast.
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Just a little coffee and some pancakes,
that's all.
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Well, I think this man needs some more
sugar in his coffee. What do you think,
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Bo? Yeah, yeah, he does, yeah.
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More sugar in Uncle Oscar's coffee.
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You having pancakes, too? Well, you
don't have enough syrup on that, man.
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Does he, Bo?
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No, no, no, no.
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Syrup all over Uncle Oscar's pancake.
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Uncle says, excuse me, I think I'll
leave.
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So he goes and leaves, and then that
kid, and you look at the waitress, and
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look, waitress, he didn't touch
anything.
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That fella don't know how to eat.
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And the waitress says, I don't think he
knows how to drive either. He just ran
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over three motorcycles in a parking lot.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were yours.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya?
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back
here where we need ya. Back here where
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we need ya. We tease him a lot.
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Cause we got him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back.
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Hey, folks, it's a lucky thing I ran
into you guys at the movies, you know?
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could have been big trouble.
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It's your own fault, Epstein.
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I mean, it's okay to kiss a girl on the
balcony of the theater, but she
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shouldn't be somebody else's date.
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You think this guy's still following us?
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No, I think he stopped on the way over
here to punch out the crosstown bus.
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Epstein, you know, I have never seen you
so nervous.
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Well, I've never seen a guy eat a fire
hydrant before.
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Hey, but thanks a lot for walking me
home.
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Don't mention it, Juan.
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Except we thought you meant your home.
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Yeah, well, I'm going to be moving on
just as soon as the coast is clear.
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Is that him?
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Hey, you got to hide me. You got to hide
me. Look, I'll tell you what. Just
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throw something over me and make believe
I'm an easy chair.
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Epstein, that's not him. If it was him,
we would have heard his knuckles
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dragging on the stairs.
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If we saw him, he wouldn't knock. He'd
walk right through the door.
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Julie, I've never seen this woman before
in my life.
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Yes, you have at our wedding. Remember,
it's my sister Jenny.
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Hi.
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Jenny, right.
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Oh, Jenny.
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Oh, how you doing?
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Wow, look at you. You've grown up and
out and around.
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Yeah, you really have filled out.
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Oh, Jenny, this is Juan Epstein.
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authentic Brooklyn hood.
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Where did you come from?
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Nebraska.
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I know you came from Nebraska.
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What are you doing here?
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Nothing. I just had a little free time,
so I hopped on a bus and came to see you
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guys. Oh, isn't that something?
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Well, I just so happen to have a little
bit of free time of my own.
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Mom and Dad know you're here. Mom and
Dad know I'm not home.
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Besides, I'm old enough to do what I
want.
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Sounds good to me.
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Say goodnight, Juan.
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Goodnight, Juan.
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Yeah, you're right. You know, she's
probably real tired.
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Hey, Juan, she's here.
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We all ought to go out together, you
know? We'll make it a foursome. Oh,
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a good idea, Juan.
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You and three other people.
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Goodnight.
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You mean that, don't you?
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Gabe, she never tells me anything. Would
you try and find out what she's doing
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here, please?
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Julie.
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Relax. I'm a professional.
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That's what I do for a living. I deal
with children with problems. I use a
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little child psychology.
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Jenny!
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I haven't seen you for four years.
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What are you doing here?
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Jenny.
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You're not in, uh, trouble, are you? You
mean a boy?
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I don't believe in boys. I hate boys.
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Especially that Roger Abernathy.
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Who's Roger Abernathy?
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You mean little Roger Abernathy who's
been your boyfriend since junior high?
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Look, I don't want to talk about Roger
Abernathy.
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Can I just stay with you guys for a
while?
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What about school?
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I don't miss it.
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Well, honey, can't you get her into
Buchanan on some sort of non -official
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-in basis?
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Julie, you just described the entire
Buchanan student body.
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All right, all right. A couple of days
with the Sweathogs, and she'll be happy
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to go back to Nebraska.
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Is Ron Epstein in the Buchanan High
School?
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My sister is not a Sweathog.
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What's a Sweathog? All right, I'll put
her in Fishbeck's class.
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What's a Fishbeck?
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A fishbeck is the opposite of a
sweetheart.
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Oh, but what's a sweetheart?
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You know.
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Vinnie, this is my sister -in -law,
Jenny Hansen from Nebraska.
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Oh, yeah?
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What are you doing here, uh, fresh
mouth?
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I'm here to get your, uh, your crops
rotated.
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Listen, I didn't want to be here, but
they made me.
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Same here.
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Some reason why you decided to hold
class in the hallway today, Carter?
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Give us a break, Mr. Woman. The bell
didn't even ring yet.
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Three, two, one.
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Got it.
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It's the third time I worked out this
week.
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You lead a really exciting life, Mr.
Woman.
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What do you do for fun at home? Sit
there and watch your suits go out of
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Mr. Woman, I'd like to introduce you to
Jenny Hanson. She's a relative.
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Of yours?
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What, is she out on parole?
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She's Julie's sister from Nebraska.
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Oh, well, that's different.
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Well, obviously she should be in Miss
Fishbeck's class.
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No. I want to be in his class with Juan
and the sweat hogs. Well, a fine young
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lady like you doesn't belong with sweat
hogs.
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Oh, yeah?
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In your horn with an ear of corn.
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She's a sweat hog.
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You'll be in his class.
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Where did you learn to rank like that,
huh? We do that all the time. It's
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shopping.
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Shopping, huh?
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Small world.
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Take the second seat, Jenny.
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So, how do you like Brooklyn?
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If you get homesick, I'll show you where
the tree grows.
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What's the matter with you, barley head?
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Don't you got nobody around the farm
that laughs like Arnold?
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Not on two feet.
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Okay, okay. Now, I see some of you have
met our visitor. For those of you who
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haven't, her name is Jenny Hansen. She
is from Nebraska, and it's time to play
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celebrity sweat horse.
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Now, yesterday, page 14, we were talking
about... Epstein!
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Epstein was late because he was in
conference with me.
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Signed, Principal Lazarus.
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What are you trying to do to me,
Epstein? I know the man's handwriting.
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note is legitimate.
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Yeah, well, in baseball, it's called a
change -up, you know?
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Keeps the hit of guessing.
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You know, Brooklyn's a lot tougher
borough than Nebraska.
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Oh, Nebraska can be pretty tough, too,
you know.
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I mean, on Saturday night, we all get
out of the mold shop and we take up all
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the stools.
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I'm pretty bored with that.
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Oh, I got a late day to pillage, so I'll
probably barn early.
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Well, I think I'm going to pillage early
and burn later.
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Okay,
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what do you say we get back to a little
schoolwork? Now, page 14.
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Okay. Jenny,
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in this place. I am Mr. Cotter, your
teacher -in -law.
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Mr. Cotter, in Nebraska, when someone
new comes to my school, we always assign
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another student sort of as a guide for
the first few days.
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You know, that's a very good idea. How
about one of the girls?
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Charmaine, will you show Jenny around?
No, I think Juan Epstein should show me
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around.
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I second the motion.
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I mean, uh...
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Look, if the lady's going to be a sweat
hog, she might as well learn from the
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best.
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Right? Yeah.
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Tell that to my wife.
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Did you tell her what you're doing here?
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You'll see.
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Lucy, Lucy, Lucy Ricardo.
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How many times do I have to tell you not
to come to the club?
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Mrs. Cotter to see Principal Lazarus.
Who said that?
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No one sees Principal Lazarus.
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They see me, I decide who sees Principal
Lazarus.
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Miss Furbish, ask Principal Lazarus if
he'll see me later.
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Mr. Woodman, I am here as a parent and
or guardian to register a formal
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complaint. Julie, you are overreacting.
Is this one of those marital squabbles?
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Well, I can't help you there, you know,
I'm not married.
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I don't even read Cosmopolitan.
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It's about Jenny Hanson, Mr. Woodman.
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Oh, your new sweat hog.
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She is not a sweat hog. She is my
sister.
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You made her a sweat hog.
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She told me to put corn in my horn, Mrs.
Carter.
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I call that a sweat hog.
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Mr. Woodman, my sister went out on a
date last night at 5 o 'clock.
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She returned at 8 this morning.
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Who did she go out with?
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Juan Epstein.
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Ha!
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Well, so funny. I mean, chances are that
nothing happened.
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I bet you believe in the Easter Bunny,
too, don't you?
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Oh, my baby sister.
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A sweet, simple, rosy -cheeked farm
girl.
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Out all night with a sweat hog.
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I bet he changed her into a sweat hog.
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Will you stop being ridiculous? He
didn't change her into a sweat hog.
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Can I see you a second?
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Oh, you bet.
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We're friends, aren't we? Oh, you bet we
are.
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Now, you know, I would say that our
relationship transcends the normal
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a student -teacher relationship.
Wouldn't you say so? Yeah, I'd say it
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pretty deep. Deeper than that.
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So what I want you to do is, I want you
to tell me where you were all night with
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Julie's sister, or I am going to
rearrange your face.
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You would, wouldn't you?
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Oh, you could take that to the bank,
Ricky.
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We were sitting on your stoop.
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Come on, Juan.
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Save that for one of your notes. Now,
where were you all night with Jenny?
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Gabe, he's telling the truth.
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It was so late when we came in, I didn't
want to wake you guys up, so we sat on
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the stoop all night.
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We're talking.
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And you can take that to the bank.
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I believed him.
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I'm convinced. What about you? I'm going
home, and I'm going to pack Jenny's
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suitcase because she's going home.
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And if you don't do something to break
up that situation, don't bother coming
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home.
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And people wonder why I never married.
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Okay, so what are we going to do now?
Well, we got it all worked out.
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going back to Nebraska.
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What?
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You see, last night we did a lot of
talking, you know? I told Jenny all
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Brooklyn. The crime, the slums, the
pollution.
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That's just at my house.
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And then she told me all about Nebraska.
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The blue skies and the wheat fields and
the irrigation ditches.
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You know, Mr. Carter, I figure a man's
got to get back to the soil, you know?
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Come on, let's go.
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Epstein, wait, you can't go to Nebraska?
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They won't let you pass Philadelphia
without a passport.
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Juan, this is nothing personal.
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You're very nice. I like you a lot. I
really do.
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You're just not good enough for my
sister.
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But what about Mr. Carter? He was a
sweat hog.
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He's not right for my sister either.
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Thanks.
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Maybe we'll fix you up with Roger
Abinath.
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Oh, you look at this.
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It's the whole Hee Haw gang.
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Come on in. Oh, Mr.
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Putter.
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Hey, Juan.
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You want a taste of Nebraska? Yeah.
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I'll give you a taste of Nebraska.
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Yeah.
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We want to show you guys what you're
going to look like in a couple of years.
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That's right.
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What is
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this supposed to be?
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Ma and Pa Kettle visit the ghetto?
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You think this is bad, right?
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Well, how would...
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to this every month.
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I scratched Angel Hall with his phone
number off my locker door.
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For the same reason we all did.
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Her brother vetoed a knife.
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Look, I'm leaving and that's all there
is to it.
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Horshack, where'd you get that
ridiculous cow's head?
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I found her at the head of my bed.
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She was left by the Nebraska godfather,
Don Hacy.
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I was never one to butt into your
personal life, right? You never did that
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me. I never did. Never. All right. You
know my big brother, Leroy? Yeah. He ran
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away with a girl when he was your age.
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Well, what happened to him?
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What happened to him?
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You're asking me what happened to him?
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Nothing.
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You know, you're a real spellbinder with
a story, Freddy.
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Look, Juan, all we're trying to do is
we're trying to make sure you know what
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you're getting into.
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We want to make sure that Jenny knows
what she's getting into. Look, Mr.
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I know what I want. She knows what she
wants. We both know what we want.
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What do you want?
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It's Jenny, yes.
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Boy,
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how rude.
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No, no, no. She's all right. She's got a
right of privacy, right?
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And I got a right to listen.
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And FC has got a right to sing the
blues.
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She's saying, I'm sorry, Roger.
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I forgive you.
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And I'm sorry I called you alfalfa
breath.
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The next bus, yes.
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I'm coming in on the next bus, Raji.
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Until that time, until that time.
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Hey, Juan, you've been dumped.
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Hey, Mr. Carter, I've been dumped. I
mean, hey, I just can't let her walk out
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here. What am I going to do?
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Juan, look.
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This is for the best. Believe me.
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You know what I would do? I would do
what Humphrey Bogart did in that last
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with Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca. I
can't do Bogart. Sure you can. Sure you
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can. Look.
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Humphrey Bogart.
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Oh, Juan, I gotta talk to you.
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No, I gotta talk to you.
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Sweetheart, you're getting on that bus.
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And you're getting on alone.
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Go back to Roger, Jenny.
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Why, in this crazy world of problems of
two people, they don't amount to a hill
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of beans.
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So go on.
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Get on that bus and don't look back.
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I'm going, Juan. I'm going.
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I'll take Jenny to the bed.
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Bye -bye, Steve.
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Bye, Jen. I'll see you this summer, huh?
Say hello to Mom and Dad.
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Yeah.
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All right, Jenny.
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Have a nice time.
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Well, I'll see you around, Juan.
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He's looking at you, kid.
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She's been so hard on Juan and Jenny.
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After all, you were right.
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I did marry a sweat hog.
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Okay, where'd I go wrong? You want to
know where you went wrong? I'd like to,
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yeah. You're a little too high.
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Listen, sweetheart, the problems of two
people in this world don't amount to a
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hill of beans. No, Mr.
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Carter, no. It was too high. The
problems of two people in this world...
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Let me tell you about my uncle, Hayster
Donder Cotter.
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He's Indian.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. That was the
name that he got in the movies.
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Oh, he was an actor.
339
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No, no, no, no, no. It was like a
unanimous proclamation.
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He was in a movie house watching a
movie, and by unanimous proclamation, he
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that name.
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Well, how?
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Well, he stood up in the second row. He
had tight pants on. He wanted to get
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something in his pockets.
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And everybody in back of him yelled,
Hayster!
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That's the worst joke I've ever heard.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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We always could spot a friend.
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Welcome back.
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And I smile when I think I must have
been.
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