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What's the matter, Julie? Who was that?
It was a crank call.
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I don't know why kids have to make crank
calls.
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Did you ever do that?
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Just once.
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I was about 11.
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We called up a butcher.
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We said, hello, is this the butcher?
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He said, yes, it is.
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We said, do you have pig's feet?
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He said, we certainly do.
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I said, well, where do you buy your
shoes?
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Welcome back, colleagues. We're
recording live before 3 o 'clock.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya.
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We tease him a lot because we got him on
the spot. Welcome back
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back
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Mr. Woodman, uh, mixing these two
classes, do you really think that that's
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right thing to do? This flu epidemic has
hit us hard, Carter.
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Miss Fishbeck, half my other teachers,
out sick.
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I've got to combine what's left of her
academically enriched class with your,
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uh, sweat hogs.
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I don't know, Mr. Woodman, mixing Miss
Fishbeck's class with the sweat hogs,
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it's like mixing strawberries and
mustard.
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What's the matter with strawberries and
mustard? I eat it every day.
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What is he doing?
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He was just pretending to play the bass.
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Isn't there some other way, Mr. Woodman?
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He was just pretending. They do a lot of
pretending in that class.
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They pretend to be students. He pretends
to be a teacher.
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MC, where you going? What's the matter?
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You going flying?
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No, you're not? You're sick of flying?
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Your stomach is flying.
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Flu. You just flew in from Vegas and boy
is your stomach tired.
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No. Oh, you're sick. You got the flu.
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Yeah.
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Flu.
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epidemic is a crisis cutter.
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You remember what General Patton used to
say?
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Sure I do. He said, school is hell.
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No, he didn't say that. He said, when
the going gets tough, the tough get
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What's the matter, Mr. Woodman?
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You got the flu?
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As you see, Miss Fishbeck is out with
the flu, so some of her students will be
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joining us. Let's give them a nice,
warm, sweetheart welcome.
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Hey, yo,
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Mr. Kitev.
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If they're academically enriched, then
what is we?
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Unenriched.
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No, you're dumb.
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Take one end of a rubber hose and put it
in your mouth.
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And then you take the other and you put
it up your nose.
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And then you blow till your brains fall
out.
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Hey, Vinny.
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Vinny, when are you going to change the
oil in your hair?
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Hey, hey, hey, Judy.
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You know how you can lose ten ugly
pounds in a hurry?
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Have your hair...
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Boy, we have a lot more casualties.
Arnold is absent.
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Yeah, I don't think Arnold's absent the
whole time I've known him.
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Yeah, you know, he never gets sick.
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I guess it's probably because no germ
would want to live in his body.
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Arnold, will you take that mask off so
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we can understand what you're saying?
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All I said was...
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Nice to be safe, but you can carry flu
prevention a little bit too far.
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You know, Mr. Carter, you're not looking
so hot yourself.
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How would you like some vitamins?
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These are to make your complexion
pretty.
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These are to strengthen your teeth and
your nails.
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And these are to make you friskier with
the missus.
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of those pills do I take to make you sit
down?
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Oh, Mr.
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Carter. Go ahead, go ahead.
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Yesterday, we were talking about world
economics.
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Now, the economics of the world greatly
changed with the discovery of the new
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world. Now, who was the first explorer
to chart the North American coastline?
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Amerigo Vespucci.
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You made that up.
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Amerigo Vespucci.
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You mean you don't know who Amerigo
Vespucci was?
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Of course I know who he was.
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That was Chef Boyardee's maiden name.
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Okay.
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Now one of the most important trade
routes of the new world.
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Maybe the most important was the
Mississippi River. Now, who discovered
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Mississippi River?
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Judy.
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DeSoto!
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DeSoto! That was the name of my father's
first taxi cab, DeSoto!
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All right.
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I'm going to ask you a very simple
question.
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Something we all know because we all
learned it in...
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Three names of Columbus's three ships.
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Oh,
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I used to know that.
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Me? Me? I know.
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Freddy, come on. What is it? Freddy. All
right.
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Okay. You want to know the three names
of Columbus's three ships, right? Okay.
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I'm going to give it to you.
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Um.
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Nina?
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Nina, right?
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The 10th.
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that I would like to share with the
class.
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It's about Lewis and Clark.
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Al Lewis and Willie Clark.
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The Sunshine Boys. I've seen that movie
many times.
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Oh, Mr. Carter, please.
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Do your George Burns.
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All right.
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I remember the week I was working at the
Tivoli Theater in Poughkeepsie, New
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York.
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Was on a split bill, and the other act
was a young lady named Trixie Hicks.
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Terrific act. She used to have the map
of England tattooed on her body.
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Big finish was she would show the
audience the White Cliffs of Dover.
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Mr. Carter, we're here to learn.
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Miss Fishbeck doesn't do impressions.
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Yeah. All she ever does is tug at a
girdle.
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to explore the newly acquired territory
known as the Louisiana Purchase.
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They also had an Indian woman with them
who acted as a guide. Her name was
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Sacagawea, and she was fascinating.
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I could talk about her for hours because
she was the first woman in history...
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Judy, Judy, Judy!
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Give it to me later, all right?
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All right!
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Homework! Homework! Mr. Cotty forgot to
get some homework. Right, right, right,
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right. Homework tomorrow once you answer
the questions in the back of Chapter 6.
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For tomorrow, mañana.
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Hey, Todd.
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Yeah. Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Todd. Yeah.
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You don't understand.
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You see, when he forgets to give us
homework, you're not supposed to remind
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See? Comprendo?
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Domo?
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See, Freddy, if I may.
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Todd, on behalf of all the sweathearts
present,
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I would like to welcome you to our
class.
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Oh, thanks, Arnold.
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What are you doing? Oh, by the way,
Todd, you know that gook
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that they scrape from the bottom of the
barrel?
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That's you, Todd.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Come on. Let's cut this out, all right?
We'll be together for a few days, maybe,
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and we're all here for the same thing,
to learn.
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You know what I learned today, Mr.
Carter? I'll tell you what I learned
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learned that I don't know nothing.
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No, Vinnie, you don't know anything.
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See?
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All right, look.
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Learning is like anything else. People
just don't all do it at the same pace.
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It's like the stomach.
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Some people get it.
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Some people don't get it.
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I think I got it.
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Julie.
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What's the matter?
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I have a zero temperature.
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I think you're probably just reading it
wrong.
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this, you died three days ago.
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How do you feel, honey?
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You know that gook that they scrape from
the bottom of the barrel?
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Why don't you just come on and get back
in bed?
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I can't.
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I gotta go to school. I cannot leave my
kids alone with this fishbecks class.
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I mean, they're starting to feel
inadequate already.
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If I don't show up, they'll probably
just stop trying to learn.
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Besides, uh, they'll put them with Mr.
Millman's metal shop if I'm not there.
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So?
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Those kids alone in the metal shop
class, they'll build a tank.
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Honey, you are crazy.
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I know.
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That's what makes this marriage work.
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All right.
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What do you want me to make you for
breakfast?
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Don't talk about that. Don't mention
that word.
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Well, do you want me to pack you a
lunch? Lou, do not talk about food,
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No food.
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Honey, you cannot go an entire day
without eating.
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I know that. That's why I'm going to
make myself a nice sandwich.
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I got a nice sandwich that I'm going to
make.
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A couple pieces of bread.
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Then you put on some anisin.
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Some Pepto -Bismol.
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Then you get some milk and magnesia.
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And you got a nice medicine sandwich.
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And then for dessert, you can get some
nasal spray. Oh, good.
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I'll feel good, Julie.
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Nice to see the bright smiling backs of
your heads.
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You were looking very chipper yourself
this morning, Mr. Carter.
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Look,
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Carter, you don't need us no more. You
finally got some smart kids you can
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teach, so why don't you just pretend we
ain't here, okay?
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Oh, little babies got their feelings
hurt.
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So they're going to do the, oh, we're
not going to face Mr. Carter routine,
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right?
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in the sand and be sweat ostriches
routine.
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It's going to be the old... That's
enough. Come on. Turn those chairs
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To the first day of school. It's like we
haven't learned anything.
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No.
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Now we're back to the first day of
school.
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This is nice, huh?
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This is the way for high school students
to act.
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Throwing paper airplanes at their
teacher.
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Well, I won't stand for it.
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I got a note explaining my absenteeism.
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Dear Mr. Carter, please excuse Juan's
absence.
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Aren't you going to read along?
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Please excuse Juan's absence. He was
home sick with a stomach flu.
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Sincerely, Mrs. Epstein.
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Fine.
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It's okay, Juan. Your excuse is
perfectly legitimate.
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I know.
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That's the problem.
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It's the first legit excuse I've turned
in in 11 years.
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Me.
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Juan Epstein, the flim -flam man of
Buchanan High School.
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A legit excuse.
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What's the world coming to?
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How are you feeling, Juan?
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Better, Horshack.
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Good.
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Hey, Juan, I didn't finish my lunch
yesterday. You want half a liverwurst
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sandwich?
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you empty the school out.
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All right, yesterday, you were supposed
to answer the questions in the back of
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chapter six.
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Will everyone please take out their
homework?
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Now, Mr. Vincent Barbarino, I don't see
any homework.
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All right, so I didn't do my homework.
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So excuse me for living.
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How about you, Arnold? Did you do your
homework?
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If Vinnie did not do his homework, then
the chances is very great that I didn't
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do mine.
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What about you, Freddie?
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Well, you see, uh... Hi there.
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Hi there.
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Homework. Oh, homework. You see, well, I
don't happen to have my homework right
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here handy.
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Did you do your homework?
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I did mine, Mr. Cotter.
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Thank you, Todd.
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My homework's right here, too, Mr.
Cotter. It's tight.
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It's replicant.
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Naturally.
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Hey, yo, Mr. Cotter.
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Why do you need our homework, folks?
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They got all the answers.
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Yeah.
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What we got is a lot of questions.
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I don't want you to stop asking
questions.
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As in questions is how you learn. You
can't just quit.
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What would happen if George Washington
quit, huh?
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If Abraham Lincoln quit?
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What would happen if Murray Kornfeld
quit?
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I never heard of no Murray Kornfeld.
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You know why you never heard of him?
Because he quit.
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Now, you want to know why Miss
Fishbeck's class knows all the answers?
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No.
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the answers because they learn they
study because school is important to
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you can know all the answers too all you
have to do is study i gotta disagree
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with that mr cotter i tried it it don't
work i once opened up a
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book and i studied it i mean study no
fooling
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around 15 solid minutes
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Look, you can learn anything you want,
but that's the key word. You have to
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to. Now, you people know things that
they don't know.
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Sure, they would.
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Like what?
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Okay, I'll prove it to you. You've heard
of the college bowl?
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Well, it's time to play the cotter bowl.
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Okay, first question.
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Judy, who's the all -time leading
rebounder in the NBA?
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date with another girl at nine o 'clock
one is a blonde one is a brunette now
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how can you keep both dates without
letting either one know about the other
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take that todd fishbecks well who would
want to go out with two girls in the
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same night anyway margarino sweat hogs
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simple all right you got the blonde
right you tell
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her to meet you at coney island on the
boardwalk right then you tell the
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brunette to meet your Coney Island under
the boardwalk, right?
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And then you spend a whole night going
up and down, up and down.
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Correct!
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Excuse me, Mr. Carter, but don't I know
nothing?
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Or am I the proverbial village
shmendrick?
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Next question is a 25 -point toss -up.
First one to answer it.
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Okay, who were the stars of the musical
movie?
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I'm searching for my Shanghai, Lil.
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I was pretty sick last week.
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And as I lay in my bed, I had a lot of
time to think.
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About my life and the mistakes I made.
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And, Carter, there's something I want to
tell you.
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Yes, Mr. Woodman?
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I still don't like you.
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Well, since I am a teacher and you are a
student, there is no reason to waste a
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day. I don't think we should start
anything new with everybody absent.
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Let's just review some of the old stuff.
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So sure, go ahead, go ahead.
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Okay, on the Lewis and Clark expedition,
who was the Indian guide?
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Boris was in this country for five
years, and he wanted to be a citizen
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than anything in the world. So he went
up to the judge to take a citizenship
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test. He said, Judge, I know everything
about this country. I know from George
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Washington, Abraham Lincoln, the
Declaration of Independence. I know the
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Emancipation Proclamation.
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But I don't think you're going to let me
be a citizen because I don't speak good
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English. Well, what did the judge say?
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The judge said, don't you worry.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead you?
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Who'd have thought they'd lead you? Back
here where we need you. Back here.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Yeah, we tease him a lot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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Because we got him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Yeah, we tease him a lot.
Because we got him on the spot. Welcome
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back.
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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome
back.
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