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Julie, did I ever tell you about my
Uncle Malcolm, the traveling salesman?
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No, why don't you?
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One time, Uncle Malcolm is in Duluth.
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Checks out of his hotel, he goes to the
train, and he noticed he left his
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umbrella in the hotel room.
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Well, what did he do?
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Well, he went back to the hotel, went up
to the clerk, he said, I'm Malcolm
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Carter, the traveling salesman, and I
have left my umbrella in room 923.
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Okay. What did the clerk say?
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The clerk said, Mr. Carter, we just
rented that room to a honeymoon couple.
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if you want to go up there and knock on
the door, that's up to you.
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Well, what did Uncle Malcolm do?
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Well, Uncle Malcolm goes up to the hotel
room, and he's about to knock on the
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door when he hears from inside the room,
Whose little eyes are these?
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Why, they're yours.
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Whose little nose is this?
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Why, it's yours.
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Whose little neck is this?
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Why, it's yours.
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And Uncle Malcolm knocks on the door,
and he says, Listen, when you get to the
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little umbrella, it's mine.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here where we
need ya. Yeah, we tease him a lot. Cause
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got him on the spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Continuing unit on The Great Inventors.
Today's saga, the story of Thomas Alva
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Edison. The Carter Repertory Theater
presents a dramatization.
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Is Thomas Alva Edison at home?
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This is Mrs.
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Edison. Who shall I say is calling?
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It's the devil.
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1876, he shows up, and now it's 1877, he
shows up again.
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Listen, get lost. I'm inventing the
photograph.
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I don't need you around here.
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I don't care about the photograph.
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I don't care about inventing. I don't
care.
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I don't care.
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I'm happy,
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go lucky.
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Why, some say I'm pucky.
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Come on, Tom, forget about inventing.
Come out with me.
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to a discotheque, see some go -go girls.
What do you say?
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Get killed with your go -go girls.
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I'm inventing a phonograph.
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I don't care because if I don't invent
it, my Stevie Wonder albums won't be
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worth a nickel.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That was very
impressive, Mr. Carter.
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Yes, yes.
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Never in this reviewer's memory has he
seen a better classroom dramatization.
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I'll give you four stars.
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All right, well, we'll see how many
stars I give it.
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Epstein, who invented the phonograph?
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Let's see.
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Thomas Alva Edison invented the
phonograph, right? In 1877.
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Right after he wouldn't go boogieing
with the devil. Okay,
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now forget about the devil. Thomas
Alva...
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The board has advised me they'd be happy
to see some of your sweat hogs promoted
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to regular classes.
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I checked the records and I was
astonished to see that one of your
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made considerable progress and is now
deemed promotable.
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Welcome to the real world.
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Don't sleep through it.
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Arnold, quick.
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Give me a ooh, ooh, ooh.
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It's coming through.
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What was that name again?
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Horschak. Arnold Horschak. Eh, eh, eh,
eh.
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Goodbye, gang.
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Goodbye, Mr. Carter.
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It was great fun, but it was just one of
those things.
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It's not a mistake. One of my sweat hogs
is moving up in the world.
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This boy down there is a symbol that
Gabe Cotter is succeeding as a teacher.
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Arnold, I give you the farewell sweat
hog salute.
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Up your nose.
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Mr. Carter, Pushak won't be able to
survive in a real world. I mean, he's
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special. You can't put him with real
people.
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Oh, boy, in my class, I see you guys.
Was I homesick?
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Homesick? You ain't even been gone yet.
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Freddy, you don't know what a regular
class is like.
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No joke.
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And when I do my laugh, you know, the
kids won't laugh with me.
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They'll laugh at me.
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Look, poor Shaq.
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Why don't you go talk to Carter about
it? You know, like he's pretty good
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this kind of thing.
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Ebsen, you do not seem to realize that I
am Mr.
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Carter's symbol of being a good teacher.
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If I go to him, he'll think he's a bad
teacher. And how can he think he's a bad
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teacher if I am a symbol of him being a
good teacher?
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I ain't never knew you was smart.
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Hey, that's it.
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Arnold, I got it.
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Look, all you got to do to get back in
that classroom is to act dumb.
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Quick -thinking Vinny.
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But I'd rather not have to act dumb.
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It's something that's got to come
natural, you know?
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Arnold. Oh, Arnold, look at me.
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It's easy acting dumb.
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I know, Vinny.
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And you're very good at it.
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What?
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Of course, Zach. If you ask me, there's
only one way out of this thing, right?
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You've got to get yourself in trouble.
Right.
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Now, Vinny, speaking as an expert.
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Trouble is the way to go to getting
yourself noticed. Right. And for getting
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trouble, you have come to the right man,
my friend. Now, I can get just you in
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trouble, or I can offer the family plan
and get your whole family in trouble.
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All right, guys.
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I hate to break up this reunion, but I
think Arnold's got to go and make new
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friends with his new classmates.
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How?
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Just walk up to him, you see.
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Hey, I'm Arnold Horschak. Why don't you
come up and see my lunchbox?
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Hey, don't worry. I've done nothing, you
hear? Go get him.
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Take care of him.
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Has it occurred to any of you that by
trying to help poor Shaq, you're hurting
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him? You're not giving him a chance to
prove himself outside the sweat hogs.
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gotta let him try and make new friends.
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Something wrong with his old friends?
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Yeah. You couldn't give friends like us
away.
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You got a point there, Epstein.
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Look, I mean, if Benjamin Franklin's
wife didn't tell him to go fly a kite,
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all be standing here in the dark.
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Napoleon would be just another short
person.
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Abe Lincoln wouldn't have been
president. There'd be some stranger on a
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If you really care about Horschak, I
mean, really care about him, you gotta
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him go.
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Trust me.
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Hey, look, I don't want to hurt
Horschak, you know.
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Yeah, he's our friend.
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Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to be the
guy that stops Horschak from being
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president. I mean, if the people want
him.
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Hey, hey, I got all the way to my new
class when I realized I don't want to
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new friends.
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So, I'm available.
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So, what's everybody planning on doing?
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Well, in a couple of minutes, I've got
to go over to Ben Franklin Hotel. I'm
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going to meet a friend of mine near in
the Abe Lincoln room, and I think I'll
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have a Napoleon.
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Good.
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Arnold, Arnold. Oh, see, um... See,
Arnold, like, um...
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See, I got, um... I got basketball
practice.
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See, and, like, um... Like, I'm going to
see you later.
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Check you out later.
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But I got to go study.
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Well, I guess that leaves you and me,
huh, Vinnie?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Arnold, you wouldn't believe it.
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I get this phone call, right?
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Bonzo Moretti.
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I haven't seen him for years.
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He said to me, hey, Vinnie, we got to
get together, do some business.
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I said, Bonzo, now?
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He says, yeah, now.
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Bing -a -bang -a -bong.
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I'm stuck in a quandary.
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I gotta go, Arnold.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, Arnold, I'm really proud of you,
you know? We all are.
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You made it out of the sweat hogs.
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I'm gonna see you around, huh?
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Symbol? Welcome back.
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Heath! Send up Heath!
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Why are you talking to that radiator?
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You know that that radiator doesn't
listen.
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Why don't you try talking to the oven?
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Because the oven is food heat.
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The radiator is people heat.
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What about if we get together and
generate a little body heat?
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Oh, that's a terrific idea.
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But first, you stop pretending that
you're not cold, and you go downstairs
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talk to the super.
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I'm not cold.
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You're the one that's cold. So why don't
you go talk to Mr.
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Schmieler? You would like me, your wife,
to go down to the basement alone.
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There are things in the basement.
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Large, hairy things.
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Well, let's not discuss Mrs. Schmieler.
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Look, I do not want to go see Mr.
Schmieler. Mr.
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Schmieler happens to be a very mean man.
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Okay.
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Just remember, body heat rests on your
decision.
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That's blackmail.
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You got it.
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Blackmail.
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how did you know that I would be alone,
Arnold?
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Oh, see, I'm the one who turned down the
heat.
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Come on, Arnold, sit down.
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Mrs. Carter, I got a favor to axe of
you.
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Axe, Arnold, axe.
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Mrs. Carter, do you think that you could
use your multifaceted female charms
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to get Mr. Carter to like me again?
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Mr. Carter likes you, Arnold.
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Arnold, you should be proud.
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Just think of the example that you're
setting for all the other sweat hogs.
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Oh, Mrs.
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Carter. See, that's not what they want
me or need me for.
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See, Vinny.
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Vinny needs me so that he can feel
important, you know?
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And Juan needs me so that he can feel
strong.
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And Freddy needs me.
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I don't know why Freddy needs me.
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But you never know when he might need
me.
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Hey, Mrs. Carter, do you think it's
unmanly to cry?
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Oh, no, Arnold, of course not.
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Am I
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crazy?
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Or do I see Arnold Horshack nestled to
my wife's bosom?
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to keep warm, but this is absolutely
ridiculous.
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Heat's on.
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Oh, good.
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Excuse me, Arnold. I'm going to go sit
on the radiator.
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Go ahead, go ahead.
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Okay, Mr. Kinky, what's up?
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Oh, hey, I just come by to tell you how
great things is going for me.
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I sure am one happy symbol of good
teaching.
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Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.
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Oh, by the way, Mrs. Carter, that thing
we was talking about? Yes. If you do not
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help me, I'm going to throw myself off
of the highest mountain in Brooklyn.
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And when they find me, if they find me,
they'll never know
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who I was.
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John Doe Horschak.
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A Slavic legend in his own time.
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that something is bugging him.
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What?
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Something is bugging him?
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The poor kid is miserable, and he is not
going to learn anything in that new
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class if he doesn't want to be there.
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You're right.
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Let me put it up. What are you doing?
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Halfway. Compromise.
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You're right. I was wrong.
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Walshack only started to do good because
he felt he belonged.
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Something's wrong.
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It's cold in here.
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Yeah. You could freeze off your
fandangos.
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Okay, well, look, Mr. Carter, we come on
a mission of mercy.
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Yeah. Man, we want to know if we can
stop being mean to Horshack yet.
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Yeah, I was thinking about that.
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I was wrong.
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You guys were right.
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Horshack definitely belongs with the
sweat hogs.
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Don't talk to Mr. Woodman. I'll explain
the entire thing to him rationally, and
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I'm sure he'll understand.
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Hey, hey, Mr.
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Cartel, now, you don't believe that,
now, do you?
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I mean, why don't we sort of con Mr.
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Woodman into giving us Horseshack back?
You want to con him? Yeah.
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What are you going to do, trap him in a
motel room with a cheerleader?
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Well, you know what we mean, like the
way you con us in class, you know, the
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you dramatize.
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To sneak your point across.
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I know.
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Yeah, you see, we thought we'd put on a
little play for old Woodman, you know?
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Sort of convince him to see things our
way.
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Right this way, Mr.
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First Nighter.
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Front row center, Mr. First Nighter.
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For your comfort, Mr.
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First Nighter.
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What do you people think you're doing?
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This, Mr. Woodman, is a dramatization, a
little play. Just pretend you're
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spending an evening at the theater.
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I hate the theater, Carter.
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Last time I went to a play, they robbed
my house.
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a tree.
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Oh, it's me and Bedara.
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Where is Horshack?
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The little chap who adds a note of
laughter to me life.
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Look, here comes Horshack now.
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Horseshack to lend a helping hand.
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But we're just trying to show Mr.
Woodman how much we care about you.
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Do you guys really mean that?
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Hey, look, Horshack, you know, we kid
around a lot, right?
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But we really missed you.
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Yeah.
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You know, I never really thought I would
miss you, but you're sort of growing a
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guy.
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Like mold.
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Oh, thank you, Freddy.
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Hey, I miss you guys so much.
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I am truly gratified to learn that you
miss me, too.
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Oh, Mr.
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Woodman, look at me. Look at both of me.
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Look at the look on my faces.
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Oh, please, Mr. Woodman, give us a
break.
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Lest you forget, we are a symbol of good
teaching.
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Yes, and someday they're going to name a
wing here at Buchanan after us. They'll
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call it...
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The Horschak wing.
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Stop that slapping.
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You're making a draft.
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I can't let you back in this classroom.
How will you keep your blades up?
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I'll help.
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Mr. Woodman, if Arnold learned anything
to get ahead, he learned it in this
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classroom. You want to know why? I'll
tell you why.
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Because for someone to learn, they got
to feel secure.
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They have to feel like they belong.
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All right, Horschak.
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Get back where you belong with Carter's
bunch.
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Thank you all very
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much.
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You know, in my other class, every time
I made a joke, the teacher said, school
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is...
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Yeah, you should try Mr. Carter's
plants.
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Welcome back, Warshacks.
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Welcome back.
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Hey, did I tell you about the present my
cousin Howard gave my Aunt
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Bernice for her birthday?
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No, why don't you tell me about it?
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Well, you know, they're very rich, and
my Aunt Bernice has everything, right?
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So I figured I'd get something
different.
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He went to a pet store, and he got my
Aunt Bernice a parrot that speaks seven
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languages. You know, he goes in, the
parrot's there, goes, quack, quack,
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quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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quack, quack, quack,
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quack,
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quack,
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Well, what did she say?
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It should have said something.
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Welcome back Your dreams were your
ticket out
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Welcome back
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To that same old place that you laughed
about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Who'd
have thought they'd need ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here where we
need ya. Yeah, we tease him a lot.
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Cause we got him on the spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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We tease him a lot. Welcome back,
welcome back. Because we got him on the
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Welcome back, welcome back. Yeah, we
tease him a lot. Because we got him on
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spot. Welcome back.
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