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Gabe, what are you doing out here? It's
almost midnight.
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This listening to the wind whistle
through my shorts.
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What's bothering you, honey?
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There was something going on all week
with those kids in my class.
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I couldn't figure out what it was.
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Well, then how do you know that
something's going on?
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They're not acting like themselves.
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They're acting like people.
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They're talking instead of yelling.
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Epstein has showed up three straight
days, and Barbarino hasn't tried to take
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over the school all week.
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Gabe, don't worry so much. You're the
best teacher I know.
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I'm the only teacher you know.
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I'm a failure.
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The kids don't trust me.
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They had a problem and they wouldn't
come to me with it.
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Maybe I wasn't cut out to be a teacher.
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Maybe I should have gone off with
Jacques Cousteau.
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Jacques Cousteau.
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Our ship was stuck in heavy ice.
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It had been a very difficult crossing.
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Some of the crew of Calypso had gotten
friendly with pelicans.
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Chatter is recorded live before a studio
audience.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
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But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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Who'd have thought they'd lead ya? Who'd
have thought they'd lead ya? Back here
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where we need ya. Back here where we
need ya.
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Yeah, we tease him a lot. Cause we got
him on the spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome
back.
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Welcome back. Welcome back.
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Nobody trusts me. Nobody's ever trusted
me my whole life.
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Even my father didn't trust me.
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That's not true.
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Then how come I had to give him a
receipt for my allowance?
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I trust you.
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You're supposed to.
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We're married.
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Comes with the deal.
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I know.
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I remember the vows we wrote for our
wedding. To love, honor, and trust.
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Right. And I remember my father told you
to ask for a receipt.
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I know. I still have it.
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Oh.
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That's my father. Tell him the receipt
for my birthday present is in the mail.
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Hello?
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Oh, yeah, hold on. Honey, it's Boom
Boom.
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Boom Boom who?
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How many Boom Booms do you know?
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Freddy Boom Boom?
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It's shaking fine. How's it shaking with
you?
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Good.
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Don't, no, hey, don't worry. Look, you
can trust me.
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You can trust me.
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Okay, bye.
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Freddie Washington and Bernie G.
Williams are coming right over here.
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problem they want to talk about.
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Put on your rope. They said they'll be
right over.
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I wonder what took them so long.
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Quick, shut the door. I don't want
nobody to see me.
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late show.
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It's midnight, sweetheart.
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Did you bring a falcon?
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What?
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Maltese falcon.
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Where?
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Never mind. Barbarino, what are you
doing here?
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Mr. Cotton, I gotta talk to you. But you
gotta promise not to tell anybody.
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My lips are sealed.
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It's about Freddie and Verna Jean.
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They're quitting school to get married.
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What? And they don't even have to.
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You gotta do something.
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Right now, I gotta answer the door.
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I don't want nobody to know that I'm
talking to a teacher. You gotta hide me.
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Quick, into the bathroom. All right.
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Quick, shut the door. I don't want
anybody to see me.
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Mr. Carter, I gotta talk to you.
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Oh, Julie, what do you know? There's a
late, late show. How's the double
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tonight?
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and Verna Jean, they want to get married
and you've got to stop it.
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I'll hide in the bathroom.
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You better not.
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Vinnie's hiding in the bathroom.
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That's okay.
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Close the door.
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I don't want nobody to see me here.
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I certainly don't blame you. You look
ridiculous.
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Hey, Freddie and Verna Jean want to get
married.
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Oh, really?
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Hear that, Julie?
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And you want Mr. Carter to stop him? No.
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Hey, look, I don't know.
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I mean, like, it ought to be up to them,
you know? Like, everybody's been
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messing with their head. You got to get
people to leave him alone.
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Hey. I got to answer the door. I don't
want nobody to see me here. I'm going to
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hide in the bathroom. No, no, no, no,
no. You hide in the closet.
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I can't stop a wedding. I don't want you
to stop the wedding. I think it's very
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romantic. I want you to stop Vinny from
stopping the wedding.
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Hey!
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You got somebody in the bathroom?
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The tidy bowl man.
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I've got to hide me.
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No, I'll go in a fire escape, but then
it's the Empire State Building.
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Washington, what are we going to do?
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I think we're going to look for a bigger
apartment.
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Hi.
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How are you doing?
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Maybe we came at a bad time.
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No, we were just spending a quiet
evening at home.
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Please, sit down. Hey, look, thanks for
letting us fall by, Mr. and Mrs. Carter.
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appreciate this.
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So, anything new?
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Vernon Jean and me, we're getting
married, and don't try to talk us out of
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Can I ask you why you're getting
married?
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Vernon Jean's family's moving to Staten
Island.
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So? I mean, it's not like Staten
Island's on another planet.
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I can see you ain't never been to Staten
Island.
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Look, man.
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Anyway, Vernon Jean's daddy and me, we
don't exactly see eye to eye.
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Yeah, we're not even supposed to see
each other.
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Which is kind of hard sitting in the
same classroom.
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So, um, we getting married.
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You know, marriage is a very big step.
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I mean, do you really think that you're
ready?
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Yeah, we're ready. I mean,
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we're in love, and that's enough.
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I don't know if it is, Freddy. I mean, I
am speaking as an experienced married
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person, and marriage is not all a bowl
of cherries.
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an example, okay?
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A wife buys a shirt for her husband.
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It's not an attractive shirt.
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I mean, he feels like a fool walking
around in that shirt, right?
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But he wears it because he doesn't want
to hurt her feelings.
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Gabe, you told me you love that shirt.
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Julie, this is a hypothetical situation.
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I am not referring to this shirt.
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That is a $25 shirt.
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And... Answer the question.
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I hate the shirt.
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What else have you lied about?
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That's it. Nothing else.
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Your tuna casserole.
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You love my tuna casserole.
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No, you love your tuna casserole.
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Nobody puts prunes in a tuna casserole.
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both know what y 'all doing.
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You do?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, you're fighting in front of us so
we won't get married, right?
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We are?
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Of course!
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But any fool can see that y 'all really
love each other and you only play after.
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Right.
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Right!
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What was that?
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Mice.
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Well, anyway, we came over to ask you to
do us a favor.
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If you could give us our wedding present
in advance.
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Yeah, um, could you tell our parent?
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Why don't I give you a toaster instead?
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You can write your announcement on an
English muffin.
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Hey, look, no problem, baby.
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We just won't tell our folks.
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Conning the judge ain't no big thing.
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Sure, I mean, go ahead, con a judge.
There's a lot of stupid things you could
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do, Freddy. I mean, you could lie about
your age and run off to Maryland because
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there's no waiting for you. Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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Maryland!
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That's it, baby. We can go up to Mallory
and lie about it. We ain't got to wait
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in Mallory. Oh, wow. Thank you, Mallory.
Thank you, man.
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Hey, Mr. Carter, you are a super dude.
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big help you were. Now they're getting
married for sure.
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You're not our friend. You're nothing
but a teacher.
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Why can't I be your teacher and your
friend? It don't work that way, Carter.
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You see, in this vast universe of ours,
people are divided into two groups.
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Us and them.
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You're them.
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We gotta go. Come on.
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Yesterday we had a problem because
nobody trusted anybody.
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Well, that's the way of the world.
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Barbarino, trust is a two -way street.
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Do you trust us?
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Epstein, Barbarino, Washington, and
Horshack.
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Come over here with me.
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Shazam!
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we was going to catch you.
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It's the point, Barbarino. I trusted
you.
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I knew that you guys weren't going to
let me fall on my face.
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Okay, sit down.
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That is very impressive, Mr. Carter.
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Where'd you learn to do that?
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From the person I trust most in the
world.
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From my wife.
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You mean every day you go home, you and
Mrs. Carter call up the furniture at
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each other?
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This is an object lesson, Epstein.
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The trust between a husband and a wife
is the strongest kind of trust there is.
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You know, we spend a lot of time in this
school teaching you about math, about
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English, about science.
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But we don't teach you about being
married.
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Something that eventually most of you
are going to do.
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So today I've decided to have a class on
how to be married.
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You can't learn marriage in the
classroom, Mr. Cotter. You've got to
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on the streets.
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Okay, well, I am taking it off the
streets and putting it into the
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All right?
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I'm going to act out a whole marriage in
one homeroom period. That's my kind of
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course. Not much thinking and plenty of
action.
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Okay, now, Verna Jean and Freddy, you're
planning to run off to Maryland to tie
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the knot, so you can play the lead.
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All right.
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What do you want us to do?
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Just improvise. You say whatever comes
into your head.
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React to the moment.
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Well, I ain't playing.
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I ain't going to contribute to the
delinquency of a minor.
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Me neither.
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I mean, you just gave Verne Jean the
lead. And even though you are my
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dearest friend, I do not play supporting
roles.
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Well, I'll play Mr.
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Carter. Don't you need somebody to marry
him?
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Okay, Epstein, you marry him.
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I've decided you're against this
marriage.
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I am?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Hey,
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man, that's a pretty good tune, but what
does that mean?
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I don't know, but it's on the charts in
Israel.
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Anybody got a wine glass on them?
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No. I got a thermos. Would that help?
It'll do in a pinch.
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Mr. Fiddler, would you mind coming off
the roof?
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Finish the ceremony.
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By the power invested in me by Mr.
Carter, I now pronounce you man and
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Mazel tov.
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Who are you calling a mazel tov?
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Freddy, he just wished you good luck.
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If he says anything bad, I'll let you
know.
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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This is a ten -minute marriage. Your
five -second honeymoon just about right.
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Now it's time to have children.
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What? Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
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I wasn't planning to have no kids right
away.
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Well, you know, accidents do happen.
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I think I was an accident.
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Okay, Arnold, you come up here. You play
Verne G's and Freddie's accident.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry, Vinnie.
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But a man's got to do what a man's got
to do.
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He ain't exactly what I had in mind.
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Okay, now the three of you at home, in
your one -room apartment, when all of a
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sudden you get a visit from an
unexpected guest.
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I play the unexpected guest.
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Okay.
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and 12 years behind.
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Man, I thought you paid the rent.
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Don't worry, baby. I'm going to handle
the whole thing.
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Hi there.
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I've had a few business setbacks, you
know, a couple of bad investments, and,
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um...
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Your time is up.
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That's the ugliest baby I ever saw in my
life.
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Why don't you go ahead and pay the man?
He's upsetting my child.
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Don't bug me, woman.
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No rent is still too much rent for this
flea bag.
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You tell him, puff.
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You yell at him. It ain't his fault you
can't support us.
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Okay, then whose fault is it?
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If we hadn't gotten married, I wouldn't
have to quit school.
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Oh, look, it ain't my fault that I got
pregnant.
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I don't know why we got married in the
first place.
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Because I didn't want you going off
meeting new guys. That's why.
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And going off with those Staten Island
dudes. That's why.
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I don't want to play.
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Freddy.
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Man, I promise to be true to you.
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Don't you trust me?
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I don't believe this.
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I mean, I'm worried about you guys
trusting me.
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You don't even trust each other.
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I think I just became an orphan.
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Mr. Carter. You know, I'm also available
for bris and bar mitzvahs.
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Hey, nice going.
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The way you broke up that marriage was
very sneaky.
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I like that in a person.
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00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,460
Thanks a lot, Vinnie. I think you're
sneaky, too.
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Freddie, Freddie, wait a second.
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I mean, I don't understand something.
292
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Why don't you tell Bernard Jean the way
you felt before?
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Um, Hey, I couldn't, man.
294
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It's just not cool to tell someone
you're afraid of losing them.
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Hey, Freddie.
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Man, you wouldn't lose me.
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00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840
I wouldn't?
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Mm -mm.
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You mean we don't have to get married
now?
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Well, I'll take a rain check.
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Come on.
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Hey, think.
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snaps when you least expect, doesn't it,
Carter?
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00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:12,290
I got through to them, Mr. Woodman. I
got through to them.
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Pure luck, Carter.
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It'll never happen again.
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You can't discourage me, Mr. Woodman.
Nothing you can say will make me go off
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with Jacques Cousteau.
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I am invincible.
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I am teacher.
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You are nuts.
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Don't be fooled by a momentary victory,
Carter.
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The world is divided into two parts, us
and them.
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They're them.
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Come to think of it, you're them, too.
316
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Yeah? Well, thank you.
317
00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,350
That's the nicest remark I've ever
heard.
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Did I ever tell you that the Cotter
family has been in outer space?
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No, but you will.
320
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I am serious.
321
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My uncle Buzz Cotter was an astronaut.
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They sent him into outer space with a
monkey.
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Very exciting. I mean, five minutes
after takeoff, a red light flashes on,
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the monkey to activate the rockets and
make sure there's plenty of oxygen in
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capsule. Well, what did Uncle Buzz do?
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00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,140
I'm getting to him. I'm getting to him,
okay? And now we'll leave.
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green light flashes, tells the monkey to
check all temperature gauges.
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00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,620
Then, about five minutes later, Uncle
Buzz's red light flashes.
329
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And what did Uncle Buzz's red light tell
him to do?
330
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Feed the monkey.
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Welcome back.
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Your dreams were your ticket out.
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00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:14,020
Welcome back to that same old place that
you laughed about.
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00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:18,600
Well, the names have all changed since
you hung around.
335
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,080
But those dreams have remained and
they've turned around.
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00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,220
Who'd have thought they'd need ya?
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00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:30,400
Who'd have thought they'd need ya? Back
here where we need ya.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
340
00:24:40,970 --> 00:24:42,150
Welcome back.
341
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Welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah, we
tease him a lot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back. Because we got him on the
spot.
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Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:59,430
Yeah, we tease him a lot. Because we got
him on the spot. Welcome back.
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Welcome back.
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