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All right.

Give me the chip.

I know it's here.

Fine. It's not worth dying over.

That microchip's worth two million
dollars.

All right.

Now turn around.

Into the range. Go.

Go. If you kill me, you'll never get the
real one.

That's just a decoy. Check the serial
numbers.

There's four instead of seven.

Hello.

Val, you still have the chip?

Sort of.

There was this creepy guy hanging
around, so I just snuck it in someone's

pocket. But somebody I can trust.

Someone you trust?

Yes. Val, that chip is a prototype worth
a fortune. Who has it?

Val, you have to listen to me. They have
tracking devices.

Get that chip back here now.

Okay, I've got to go. Bye.

Come on, let's get out of here. I've got
a plane to catch.

What's that beeping noise?

Hey, you're not my regular cameraman.

Give me the chip, big mouth. I don't
know anything about a chip. And besides,

you're ruining this segment.

Did you see that?

Valerie Irons, and I've been wanting to
talk to you for my show.

Do I get a hug at least?

Thanks, Robin.

I left this chip thingy here for
safekeeping.

Gotta go.

Champagne wishes, caviar dreams, and
nobody said anything about chips.

You guys don't understand. I got lucky
punch. I'm not a bodyguard, but we are

good for your head name on the door.
You'll probably never even leave the

office. You help us pull in the rich and
famous.

We'll do the rest. We're professionals.

We'll take care of all the tough stuff.
I'll never be in any danger.

Never, never, never.

So, where do you want to go? You want to
go to Santa Monica or Malibu?

No, just take me to the street at the
Sun, Sun and Surfer. Oh, Surfer.

Can you believe they paid me to do this?
I didn't know bodyguarding would be

such an easy job.

This is not being a bodyguard, Val. This
is getting a free jag, a penthouse,

expense account. This is the job of a
lifetime.

Except the downside is... You
occasionally have to earn it.

That's right.

Okay.

Hi! So where are we going?

Oh, some rich lady rented the Kendall
Park estate for her daughter's wedding,

and we have to guard her.

You gotta guard somebody for their
wedding?

Yeah, that's our job.

Ooh, would they be cute guys there?
Well, I don't know if you'd be able to

the difference, because they'll be
wearing tuxedos, unfortunately.

That's okay. A big old server in a
tuxedo would do me just fine.

This is business, Max.

That means that Max isn't going. Is that
what you're saying?

Is that long enough?

Don't drop anything, and if you do,
leave it there.

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Double -seater cut.

At the beach, I heard there was a
hurricane coming in.

I think it's her.

I hope Val is ready for this.

She'll be fine. She's got street signs.

Good. Maybe she can be our driver.

Hey, guys.

You know, I have an idea.

How about this time we don't carry guns?

What? I don't know, a gimmick like
MacGyver. We're not really in the market

a gimmick, Val.

Not another one, anyway.

Valerie Irons.

It's murder.

Oh, my God, I'm having a dynasty moment.

We're really thrilled for you and your
lucky husband to be.

Really? Well, actually, it's my daughter
Cynthia who's getting married.

Nah, come on now. No way you're old
enough to have a daughter.

I see that you train your team well.

I try.

Come on, I'll show you around.

They'll take their wedding vows there by
the waterfall, and the seating will be

here. It's a beautiful setting for a
wedding. My ex -husband and I always

this place.

We spent our second honeymoon here.

I thought it would be perfect for
Cindy's wedding.

Oh, that's so romantic.

That's why we're here, isn't it, Mrs.
Murdoch? Your ex -husband?

Harry still casts a long shadow, even
after eight years.

I was hoping people would have forgotten
by now.

Come on, now. Harry Murdoch was pretty
notorious.

I can't believe you were married to
Harry Murdoch.

Oh, yeah, I saw him on the news.

Harry and I had some wonderful years
together until I found out what he did

a living.

The point is, the best thing that came
out of our union was Cynthia. And I

want anything to ruin her special day.

We can handle it.

And please, none of Harry's old friends.

Some of them still believe that he knows
where that $17 million is. Do you

believe that?

Don't worry.

Oh, I have to meet Cynthia at the
florist.

Uh, look.

Needless to say, the less that Cynthia
hears her father's name, the better.

Feel free to look around.

She's ripped.

Anyway, when I get married, I'm not
going to do any of this goofy stuff. I'm

going to do the oldest thing in Vegas.

Here you go, man.

All

right.

All right.

Let's go, my man.

Hey, it's Murdoch.

Hey, Murdoch.

Oh, you're looking good.

More flexing than ever.

You look like a sport of exercise, huh?
Oh, check you out.

I hear they're going to fumigate the
prison by letting you out.

That's a crab, Murdoch.

I think you've got something to tell me.

That $17 million he's told, tell me
where you hid it. I'll cut you up.

Good.

It would have been not the truth.

I'd like to share some of that with your
wife.

What are you talking about?

Serena, you old lady.

Last visiting day.

You weren't around.

I'm gonna kill your murder.

In trouble again.

When are you going to learn?

It was all a big misunderstanding.

Keeping a big secret like you've been
doing, Harry.

It riles people up.

What secret's that, warden?

It's just you and me, Harry.

Everybody knows you hid the money before
you got busted.

Now, if you want to come clean...

Maybe share the money.

I'll see to it nobody messes with you in
the lunchroom or the yard. I could help

you, Harry.

Warden.

I'd like to reveal the location.

That's good, Harry.

That's real smart of you.

I'll require a 48 -hour leave of
absence.

During which time, I'll lead the federal
authorities to the 17 million.

Federal authorities?

In addition to which, I'll also require
a bonded security firm to guarantee my

protection the entire time I'm out. Now,
you look here, Mary. Naturally, I'll

credit you for your involvement in all
this.

If you're messing with me, Harry, I
promise you, you don't want to do that.

the feds I'll require Valerie Allen's
protection.

We're no deal.

Have a nice day.

Two wedding guests have criminal
records. One white collar, the other a

possession charge.

My preliminary opinion, neither poses a
threat.

Check. Three guests have ties to the
news media.

I FedExed them privacy documents to sign
and return by Wednesday.

Check.

Okay, can you do me a favor?

Can you get me an advance description of
all the outfits for the girls' wedding?

So we can check off each guest as they
arrive?

No, because I'm trying to figure out
what I want to wear.

Yes, I will discuss that with Miss
Irons.

Okay, put the phones on hold. Everybody
listen up.

Get this. Harry Murdoch has decided to
lead federal authorities to the money he

stole. He has two days' leave, and he
wants us to provide security.

Also, he's not such a bad guy after all.

Come on, Val. That's just some
coincidence.

Murdoch and his daughter both want a
VIP?

Well, maybe this wedding just has him
thinking about all the mistakes he's

in his life. Middle -aged men do become
extremely introspective at milestones

involving their daughters.

I read it in Psychology Today.

Why do they both want us?

Smells wrong.

On the other hand, for a 3 % finest fee
of $17 million?

Do we care?

There's only one way to find out.

We take the meeting, and we evaluate.

Well, we don't have to go to some yucky
prison, do we?

Let me back when you're done, man.

Hey, murder, where you going?

Come on, we can still call Nikki. She's
much better at this than me. Your name

is on the door, remember?

Bring them back in one piece.

Or a bunch of little pieces.

We've got the work for you.

Let's get the customer.

Darn.

Hey, man,

bring some of that scrap back for me.

Bring with it.

Excuse me, are you the escort?

Tasha Dexter, pleasure to meet you. This
is Valerie Irons.

Hey. I don't know if this is all it took
to make the legendary Valerie Irons out

of the 7A mill a long time ago.

More than a penny?

Okay, enough of the love fest, Murdoch.
You got what you wanted.

Wait, where are you taking him?

First of all to Company HQ, and then to
the 17 mill, wherever that may be.

No, we were told that we were meeting
with Mr. Murdoch.

If we chose to represent him, a
transport scenario would be worked out

approval. Hey, you know, if you're not
interested, no sweat. We can handle it

ourselves. Evidently, Phoebus and
Bacchic here haven't read the agreement.

So you've got 48 hours. What do I need
to know?

Are we going to spend them all here?

Would you prefer that I rip this up and
flush you back inside?

No harm, no foul.

I want to get out of here.

Now. Get inside.

I'll pay you double for doing great.

Why not?

Because he's in danger.

Come on, they're going.

Okay, we're going to follow them to the
marshal's office.

Whenever.

Perry was a pretty successful bank
robber, but that's not where the $17

came from.

Well, who else has $17 million lying
around?

The cops.

Harry ripped off their department's
confiscated drug money.

If federal marshals have friends on the
force, no wonder Harry's afraid for his

life.

See, you do have a soft spot, Tosh.

Don't count on it.

Turn down, come to me.

Do you get this on your arm?

To explore and from me to

you.

Hey, when do you serve lunch on this
block?

I'm not very talkative

today. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

That's how you stop the van?

That's good.

Could have killed me. That was
comfortable, baby.

Just like working at home.

Get out.

Well, I don't like it in here.

I said get out.

What's going on up there?

What do you mean, what's going on up
there?

Get behind the wheel!

Beautiful day in the Los Angeles Basin.

Miss Murdock, I got Robin Leach looking
for perk credentials.

Would you approve that?

Oh, yes, yes, yes. He's a friend of
mine. It's fine.

Yeah, Mike, he's clear. No, no, no.

Hold it.

Not one more step.

I'm the only person here who knows how
to make a pair work.

That's it.

Look,

look. This is wrong.

Smell these flowers.

Smell these flowers.

I have known delivery men who smell
better than these flowers. Several,

actually. Do you think these flowers
will smell good for Cindy's wedding

tomorrow? Don't answer that question.

Take these back.

You know, Babs and Jim were dying to use
them. But he was allergic to her fur.

That can be a problem.

There's Cindy. Over here, darling.

Isn't she beautiful?

Starting early, I see.

Am I not entitled on the day before my
sweetness and light takes the most

important step of her life?

I said the same thing the first day I
joined my brownie troop.

Oh, my God.

Quick!

You've got to see this.

Tell us what happened.

I was holding off the sniper when one of
the bodyguards came up and struck my

partner from behind.

And how did she react?

I was surprised, to say the least.

To repeat.

A U .S. marshal is in critical condition
today following the escape of convicted

bank robber Harry Murdoch, who was last
seen riding off in a car driven by

Hollywood bodyguard Valerie Irons. That
wouldn't do that.

Would he?

Let's hope not.

Dad broke out?

Honey.

Excuse me.

If he messes up this wedding for her, I
am going to kill him.

For those who don't remember, Valerie
Irons rose to prominence from out of

nowhere with the heroic rescue of film
star Brad...

A member of her firm?

Like you could ever pull any of that off
without me guiding you every step of

the way.

Somebody needs to switch to decaf. We
can't call the offices. The feds will be

all over our communications.

We can only hope that we weren't
followed.

Stand back.

Just relax, superstar.

Hi. Thank you.

You're welcome.

I'll get you later. Not a problem.

Hey, I wanted to get freshened up, so I
popped the concierge.

Don't worry, I used a fake name.

I am getting good at this.

I am going out on a quick recon.

If he tries anything, I won't be far.

He's not going to try anything. He's a
perfect gentleman.

I mean, like, escaping.

Oh.

Hello.

So, let's make a raid on the minibar.

Tasha didn't give me a key. She doesn't
trust me.

Well,

that's not that problem.

We'll pay for whatever we take.

This just saves me having to wait for
your friend to come back. I mean, she's

got one of these up for yin -yang.

Tasha's cool. She's just a professional.

As opposed to what?

Nothing.

Nothing.

You know, the cops are probably really
pissed off at you.

The cops ought to be thanking me.

Hello, 17 million?

Yeah, okay, I took the money from a
bunch of dirty cops that skimmed it off

busts. Dirty cops?

That money was hot twice over before I
got it.

Stolen from criminals by criminals with
badges.

Which makes you a criminal.

Yeah, but better I should have it than
them.

The guy that was shooting at us out
there.

Detective Sergeant Rene Batiste.

He's one of them.

That's a brick.

Not really.

Voila. We have the minibar. What's your
poison?

Oreos.

That'll do.

Val.

Can I trust you?

Uh, that depends on what you want me to
do.

Believe me.

What I'm about to tell you.

Money means nothing.

I only agreed to leave the feds to it as
an excuse.

Oh, an excuse to escape. Well, no
escaping. Tasha was very clear about

No.

All I really want is to go to Cynthia's
wedding.

And that's all I want.

What?

This is how you plan to find them? What,
are you going to cruise the beach and

stare at chicks?

Mrs. Batiste, I'm still waiting on that
credit check.

Checking. I've got a Valerie Irons
credit transaction for yesterday at the

Pacific Bluffs Hotel.

Copy. Come on, what are you waiting for?

Oh, go away.

I'm taking a nap.

Just wanted to see if you were okay.

Am I okay?

My father, who I haven't seen in eight
years because, oh, yeah, because he

$17 million, is on the lam with the head
of the bodyguard agency my mother hired

to protect my wedding.

Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm on top of the
world.

Well, if you and Ted want fireworks
tonight, I can help you with that.

Sam, I think we're okay in that
department.

No, I meant real fireworks.

Anything that goes boom, I'm there for
you.

Thanks.

You know, my mom and dad, supposedly
we're all lovey -dovey, used to

come to this place and make out or
whatever.

I used to think maybe he'd just show up
on my wedding day and we'd be a real

family again.

Well, he showed up all right.

Ruined everything.

For what it's worth, I can relate.

You know that $17 million your dad
stole?

Hit money for my grandfather's illegal
business.

You ever heard of the Franco family?

The mob family?

I didn't like it any more than you do.

That's probably why I get such a kick
out of blowing things up.

Maybe we can just get through this,
okay?

Can I see your wedding dress?

Oh, my God, it's so cute.

Really cool.

Okay, hot shot, bank robber. How'd you
get caught?

I worked with a partner, Paul King.

He was a pretty physical kind of a guy.

Whenever there was a fight, he'd be
right in the middle of it. The last job

pulled, the one with the dirty cops,
Paul was on lookout.

His vice cop cowboy out of Metro spotted
him.

Without any warning, just up and shot
him.

No. The same guy shooting at us back
there was Rene Batiste.

He's the guy who shot your partner?

Yeah.

They were a lot easier on me. They just
dumped their whole rip -off operation

square on my back.

Will you stop the car?

Will you please stop the car?

It's just hit me. What? What just hit
you?

What a mess I've made of everything.

I don't break for guilt trips, Harry.

I was in prison for eight years.

Eight years I can never get back.

And that was never my time to begin
with. That was my daughter's time.

That's so sad, Harry.

The answer is no.

We can't take the chance. We are not
going to the wedding.

Patrick, come on. We can just let him
see his daughter get married. Then we'll

turn him back in.

No. No.

They found it.

I'm getting out of here.

I was distracted.

Sorry. Get in the car.

No, I'm not getting in the car.

Harry.

He's in the wood. Don't let him get
away.

Go, go.

Harry.

Gun arm in the air.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm down behind
your back now.

Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey,
gorgeous.

Look out!

Oh, no!

Shoot her! Shoot her!

You owe me one.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

How can you take the wedding pictures
without the bride?

Cynthia has told Nicky that he needs
just a little bit more time to think.

Just a little more time?

I don't have a little more time.

I'm trying to create something special.

A spectacle.

You see? With everyone cooperating. If
there's no cooperation, there's no

spectacle. Can't you understand that?
Can't anyone understand that?

Hi, I'm Robin Leach. Welcome to an
extraordinary wedding.

Beauty, money, taste, and a dark
criminal path.

That's the untold secret behind the
society wedding of young Cynthia

Here we are as the countdown begins, and
the bride has yet to show.

Hello.

Robin.

I just...

I just need a real drink. That's it. I'm
okay.

Val,

I don't see how this is going to get us
into the wedding.

Don't worry, Harry. I do this all the
time.

You're kidding.

A lot of trouble?

Yep. It's the only way to fly.

Um, shouldn't we wait for Tasha?

Hurry.

Just do as I say.

When Natasha speaks, just pretend she's
speaking Russian.

Are you sure you can do this?

Oh, sure. I do it all the time.

So long!

Natasha, can I talk to you?

In seven different languages.

I'll try and stay on a good side.

Kendall State Security, how can I help
you? We're with VIP.

These people say they work with you.

I've never seen them before.

True. Just kidding.

They're with us, all right?

Yo, what you guys got yourselves into?
More trouble than he's worth.

We're just going to hang out here for a
little while, and then we're going to

turn back in. Oh, hold on.

You might be in the look good and make
the client happy business, but on this

side of the gate, we're in the keep
anyone disruptive out business, and he's

definitely disruptive.

Here with you and Nikki is the safest
place for us until we can set the record

straight. Oh, that's not what she said
an hour ago.

That was before Harry saved your life.

Hey, guys, all I want to do is see my
little girl get married. Now, is that

asking too much?

Well, you better be on the level.

I guess they're not stupid enough to
stick with a sissy -colored car.

Bite me, Gervick.

We're not getting any closer to that
money.

If you kept your eyes on it the first
time, you wouldn't be here right now,

would you? Gervick, you're only in on
this because you had custody of Murdoch,

okay? We don't need you now.

Sure you do.

You need me because you're too stupid to
find him on your own, you see. I know

Harry.

Deep down, he's a real soft touch.

He's going to his daughter's wedding.

I'll bet $17 million on it.

Let's go call some of the guys. Come on.

Cynthia? Oh, hi.

Valerie Iron.

No, no, no. Come on in.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to surprise you
like this.

Oh, you know what? Right now, I have to
tell you, there's nothing about this

wedding that would surprise me.

Well... Wait a second.

Weren't you on the lam with my father?

Yeah.

Actually, he's here to see you.

Are you ready to see him?

Right now?

I don't know.

Well, I mean, you're not ready to go to
a wedding either, so I'll be ready.

Yeah, you know, my mom, she hired
somebody to help dress me, but I sent

home. I know, I heard. It's just as
well, because my mom...

tries to pretend that we're high
society, and I know that she spent her

life saving us on this rented house, or
I should say every penny that my father

had left her from his so -called career.

Is he really here?

Have you seen him? Yeah, he's here.

Look at me.

You look great. You just gotta get
dressed.

Val thought it'd be a good idea if he
cleaned up and changed his clothes.

I'm so nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Hello, Harry?

I have Cynthia. She's here to see you.

Nikki, quick. Murdoch's on the loose. He
climbed out of the northwest bedroom.

What was that thing? It's not your
fault.

It's not your fault.

Excuse me.

I need some help here. Hey, I'm the bass
player. I've got to set up. $10 ,000

for 15 minutes' work and the use of your
truck.

$20 ,000, but I'm in a hurry.

Let's go. Come on.

All right.

This is the place.

Good. I love weddings. Very funny.

Fine murder. I want that money.

Try the back.

Check the perimeter. Find him.

Find Murdoch.

He's got to be here somewhere.

Harry. Harry, wait.

Go on.

Go on. We'll settle up in a minute.

I think we have some unfinished business
here.

You're all grown up.

You know, you always told Mom this was a
special place. Now I know why.

I didn't come here just for the money.

Well, then what's going on?

You said you were here to watch your
daughter get married.

All right, then.

I tried you.

Sending a million for a hug and a kiss.

Daddy.

Daddy.

Daddy.

Your dad's a bank robber.

A damn good bank robber.

The money's yours.

Yours and Ted's. The whole seven days.

I can't let you do that.

We're just in time for lunch.

At least people will always remember
your wedding.

Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon.
Now that I have your undivided

I'm looking for my friend Harry Murdoch.

Where is he?

I got you.

Right.

If you cover me, I can probably reach.

Cover you.

Daddy, I don't want the money.

Give it to Charis.

Quick, Nicky, you're the closest.

Bust up a good wedding cake, huh?

Yeah.

Catch the gold paint, sucker.

Get the sharp.

Shoot the shooting.

The idiot.

Oh, here we go again.

Put the gun down.

Hey, Murdoch, you forget something?

Now put the damn fire out. I'm taking
the money.

Let her go.

Let her go!

So before God, man, these distinguished
guests, I happily pronounce you husband

and wife.

Oh, and remember, there are no files in
this cake, gentlemen.

Here you go.

Don't forget your napkin.

I am so happy for the both of you.

That makes two of us.

Thanks, Mom and Dad.

I can't believe I'm saying this.

Well, who'd have believed we had gotten
married out here?

Oh, and thank you, Val, for arranging
this with the warden. No problem.

Since Harry gave him credit for the
reward money, they've been best friends

since.

That's good. We may actually get out of
here before our first anniversary.

Yeah, maybe.

With Tease and his lot behind bars and
the money we covered, my lawyer said

would be a chance for another trial.

Oh, if you need a character witness, I
won't tell anybody.

Thanks.

So, should I interest you in maybe a
little celebration?

I'm privy to the prison of the supply.

I think I better give that up now.

Now, when I do that, I have some more
money stashed away from another job.

Oh, Harry, you devil.

Aren't they cute?

Mm -hmm.

Come on, Mikey.

You would not believe the traffic out
there. I got halfway to the beach, and I

decided, forget about it. I'm turning
around, I'm going home, and I'm sitting

the pool.

Well, that's my plan.

Val, I'm not trying to pry into your
suddenly busy and glamorous lifestyle.

But you're going to anyway.

Yes, I am.

Where the heck have you been for the
last two days?

I've been working.

Don't you watch the news?

Did you fall into the middle of some
wacko terrorist attack again?

Well, kind of.

Well, I thought those people you worked
with said that you were just going to be

the figurehead for their agency and that
you weren't going to get into any

trouble.

Well, it doesn't matter. We're here.
We're relaxing by the pool. I don't even

want to think about them.