All language subtitles for vip_s01e08_val_got_game

Goodbye,

Mr. Barkley.

When my boss told you to throw the game,
maybe you should have thrown it. It was

game seven of the championship series.

Look, maybe we can negotiate.

Maybe Mr. Barkley can throw another
baseball game or something.

It's a basketball game.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Eat lead, Dirtbags!

Wow, you hear them all?

Guess not.

Look, see if we can get to Nicky's car.
Hold this and pretend there's more

bullets in it.

Oh, no, she took the keys.

Nikki. Nikki.

Nikki. But Sir Charles and I are in deep
crap.

We're not going to make it there in
time. I left some goodies for you in the

mustang.

Don't make it up.

Val, just one thing, okay?

Don't use the grenade launcher.

I armed it to blow up an aircraft
carrier.

Val, that's the one your friend said not
to use.

I just came to California to get some
rays.

This is crazy.

You guys don't understand. I got my
lucky punch. I'm not a bodyguard. But we

are. You have to be a figurehead. A name
on the door. You'll probably never even

leave the office.

You'll help us pull in the rich and
famous.

We'll do the rest. We're professionals.

We'll take care of all the tough stuff.
I'll never be in any danger.

Never. Never. Never.

We'll be right back.

Hey, hey, hey. You want to double that
easy money? You want to double that?

Hey, whatever.

It's your dog, Kirby.

Mr. Future NBA.

Come on, right here.

Slam -a -jam -a -ding -dong, baby.

There you go.

That's right. Bring it out.

Oh,

that's right.

What are they? They can't fade us. They
can't fade you, man. What's up?

You about to get your girl something?

What's up?

You guys want to play a game?

Two on two?

Got some advice for you, Kirby.

Stay out of the draft.

And lay off my man.

NBA.

No way. Understand?

I've come a long way since my first car.

Yeah, what were you riding?

I was riding a 77 Nova.

What do you expect? Nova in Spanish
means doesn't go.

Doesn't go in English either.

You know, the only gear that works with
cars.

Well, it has, so that's the only gear
you need.

The figurehead has been summoned.

to devote all my time to Kirby.

I think that Greg Stone isn't too happy
with that.

Greg Stone's bad news.

He's got the FBI all over his book.

He's got dozens and dozens of clients.
He wouldn't know how to handle a special

kid like Kirby too soon.

Very

generous of you

to take on a client who hasn't
officially come out for the NBA draft.

The draft deadline's out for another
three days.

Isn't he supposed to go to college
first?

He's going to the Oscars.

There's a $30 million payday waiting for
this kid.

I think he's got to get it.

He needs to be in the NBA now.

What?

It's the third one this week.

This one's getting more and more
creative every time. Join the NBA equals

Let's go on with some people. It's only
a game.

A game with a lot of money at stake.

His parents are out of town this week.

Until the police can determine where
that came from, I want him to get the

protection available 24 -7.

You got that with VIP.

It's definitely got a lot of heat on him
right now.

He's going to go number one at the end
of the draft.

MMA? A couple of young guys like us?

We're going to make the league fresh
next season.

Could be really nice how to take it to
the hall.

Of course, I'll loan him on the court
next year.

Yet he's out there while you're sitting
in the big country ass running your

mouth.

Maybe I'll go practice a couple free
throws.

That's my boy. Go fill it up.

What do you think, Mr. Brakestone?

Jimmy's got major talent, but he's no
Kirby Tucson.

You know how much I hate being number
two.

Especially to Phil Sherman.

My boys paid him a little visit on his
home court.

Scared him a little bit.

That was before Sherman put Valerie
Irons on the cape.

I'll take care of it.

Oh, I need to hear.

You look great out there. You got fun,
huh? Nice, baby. You know it. You know

it.

He's the babysitter you were telling me
about, Mr. Sherman.

Elite bodyguard.

VIP. You work with her?

Rough life, bruh.

What's happening, man? Good to see you.
You too, dog. Good game.

Thanks, man. You look like you know what
you're doing out there. Come on, man.

But I can show you.

All right.

Hey, let me go. I need to talk to Kirby.

You know this guy? I'm a product rep to
G4 Shoes.

Doesn't surprise me.

We get losers like him all the time
trolling for endorsements.

Guy's got to make a living, right?

Hey, Kirby, we're going to make your
bash Saturday night near Gotham Hall in

Santa Monica. All right, all right, all
right. Get out of here. Get the heck out

of here.

Beat it.

So you guys got to go, like, everywhere
I go?

Everywhere.

I'm your new best friend.

What, what, what?

You

know

what? This bodyguard work isn't so bad.

There's a million people, Val. We gotta
stay sharp.

Okay, what do you want me to do?

Josh and Quick have the perimeter
locked.

We back -tell the client back to the
rendezvous point, SOP.

Oh, sure, SOP.

Standard operating procedure.

Of course, it'd work a lot better with a
Gamma Point operative.

You know, undercover.

No.

Yo, Flint, they got some new Jordans.
Let's check them out.

Hey, I found you.

What are you doing here?

I need you to sign this lease transfer.

Come on, you are on the ball.

GPO, let's put Kay undercover.

New chick, Val.

Ooh, hot.

Val Gal.

What's going on?

Oh, I was just signing an autograph for
a fan.

You're a bigot. One of those special,
um, gamma point autographs.

Yeah, that's right.

K just graduated from Birmingham High in
Van Nuys.

Oh, that's cool.

I shattered a backboard there my junior
year.

So what's up? You just out here killing
for the summer?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm just killing.

Uh, excuse me for a second.

A high schooler? No, you graduated.

Just go with me.

You're a gamma -point operative.

Hey, listen, I was, um, wondering, maybe
you'd like to go to a cool party

tonight?

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, that'd be... Well,

why don't you give her the address? I'll
keep these guys moving.

Let her go.

An undercover operative? This is so
cool!

Come

on

guys, let's go check out the party.

What's up, baby?

Hey,

Matthew, you gonna join the show this
season or what?

Man, I don't even know yet.

Who's the posse? Oh, them?

Those are my bodyguards. I got round
-the -clock protection.

Real pros.

They're right.

This is all the protection I need.

Peace.

Charles Sally.

Kirby Tucson.

Man, you've been winning championships
since I was a little kid.

That wasn't long ago. You're still a
kid.

Hey, Spider.

How's it going, handsome?

I'm all right. What's up?

Best hoops commentator on TV.

Are you getting taller?

Just prettier.

Matter of fact, if the network doesn't
do something about my fans, I may have

call on you guys again.

Hang with good people, Tucson.

Cool.

Hey,

Hodges.

What's up, man?

Clutch three against Phoenix in the
finals.

Got to say, little man, trying to
maintain my scoring record.

Scoring record?

The season hasn't even started yet.

This is what I'm talking about.

Got a season that lasts all year long.

Hey, Jimmy.

Kirby Tucson.

What's up, baby?

How you doing, buddy? You got to meet my
friends over here.

So you're Kirby's protection.

You got a problem with that? I've lost
my teeth with your arms, little girl.

Maybe you should consider orthodontics.

Wow, isn't this cool?

A couple of press guys like us getting
to hang out with the real pros.

It's your first time, man?

Hopefully I don't keep you past your
bedtime.

Please, I'll be the one putting you to
sleep if I step up this season.

Ooh, already talking trash.

Nah, I let my game do that. Yeah, that's
my style, too.

All right, man, stay cool.

Jimmy.

Jimmy, don't give me a mistake.

California smoking laws drive me nuts.

Come on.

We can have some fun with this tonight,
okay?

Because by Thursday, he's gone anyway.

She's going to be OK.

I don't think she's the one you can
worry about. That's right, Sasha. Just

I should.

Yeah, yeah, that was good.

This is Ken Bredstone's work. I know it.

He's not finished.

Relax, Mr. Sherman.

Right now, your boy's safe and sound
with two of our associates.

This is Kirby's time to shine. You know
that, right? We're handling the

situation, and we are very good at what
we do.

Let's hope so.

Kay overheard some of Bredstone's goons
yapping about Kirby's career being

deaded by Tuesday.

The NBA draft deadline.

Packford again?

Or Salino.

It's the type of hat the head of the
agency used to wear. What's up?

FBI's got a tap on Bridgestone. I
thought we'd check it out.

You connected with the FBI?

With another agency that monitors the
FBI.

What the FBI doesn't know won't hurt
them.

The package got delayed, Mr. B.

Just a little delay.

Damage report?

Sorry, but the package is still intact.

Doesn't matter.

Our primary delivery service is going to
send it to the dead letter office.

You're breaking up. I'll call you back.

I think Herbie's in trouble.

Breakstone's up to something heavy. We
have to put someone inside his agency.

You don't have to be 21.

That's cool that all the girls have
little cute accents like you.

Hey, Kerbaleshi. Hey, Valgal.

Really? No clothes, huh?

I like that.

Who are you talking to? Hold on.

I'm doing research on nude beaches at
the 2000 Summer Olympic Games. The 2000

Games? In Australia?

Hey! You know who's paying for that?

Relax, Max.

What?

Brickley's going to own the phone
company.

He's going to go pro at the NBA.

$15 million with endorsements.

For real?

Yep. Good over.

I got some ideas for you. Here you go.
Let me open that for you.

Have you ever thought about investing in
masterminds and sportswear?

I have a nice catalog for you. She
knows.

I'll show you some of my designs.

So, who's going to be our eyes and ears
undercover?

Who can I do a little recon work?

Yeah, Breakstone's agency consistently
hires a certain type of office temp.

And who fits into that group?

It's it.

It's the only one person I know.

Wow. Who are these girls eating for
breakfast?

Same thing about us.

I can hear you guys looking at me.

Why did you leave your last job?

Oh, uh, it was much too slow.

I craved more action.

I see.

More action?

How many words do you type a minute?

I'm pretty fast.

How many words do you type?

Eighty -five.

Not bad.

I can type a hundred. A hundred and
twenty if I really concentrate.

Sell all my shares.

Yeah, all of them.

Uh -huh.

Whatever.

Look, you're my broker. I trust you.

Do whatever you want with the cash.
Look, I'm really busy.

and another thing when i was slicing
onions at this hot dog stand i must have

been immune or something because i never
cried you're hired

i am oh okay that was easy when do i
start about a minute

ago cool

Well, I hope this doesn't put me to
sleep like my last job.

You know, Kirby, once you start playing,
you'll fit right in.

I'm not really sure about that.

Oh, come on.

You, you've got all the moves.

Slam -a -jam -a -ding -dong.

Yeah, I mean, my hoop skills are pro,
but it's the other stuff I'm not so sure

about. It's like sometimes I think,
maybe I should go to college first, but

don't even know what that's like.

Oh, college is a blast.

Spring fling dances, pulling all
-nighters in the library stacks,

Bascom Hill on a cafeteria lunch tray.

Wow. How do you know about all that?

Oh, I, um, I read about it in Seventeen
magazine.

Kirby, have you ever discussed this with
anyone else?

Yeah, but it's like everyone wants to
put in their two cents. I got my parents

telling me one thing.

Flip telling me another.

I just don't want to let down Mr.
Sherman.

Kirby, this is your decision, not his.

Whatever. Hey, you want to go hit the
fierce wheel at the pier?

Yeah, that sounds fun.

Something just came up. I got to get you
to Malibu this afternoon.

No can do, Mr. Sherman. Kay and I have
plans. Kirby, this is a must.

This is a showcase for the sports stars
of tomorrow. But, Mr. Sherman, I was

just going to go... Look, this is all
about you. That's what you wanted, isn't

it? Well, yeah, but I wanted to go...
Listen, VIP will take you over there.

Here's an itinerary. I need you to wear
something sharp, baby.

Okay? Mr. Sherman, I'm not sure about
all this.

Kirby, relax, okay?

A little extra exposure might just drive
your pride up.

Have some fun.

That's not what I meant.

CK, everyone wants a piece of me for
something.

Except you.

Brake stone, can you help me?

Brake stone, can you help me?

Excuse me.

Oh, that's your brake stone.

They're on voicemail.

I just wanted to say hello in person.

Oh, you're very busy.

You've been in your office all day.

Yeah, just taking care of some important
business.

Usually it has me bopping all over the
place.

Really?

Bopping anywhere special today?

Yeah. I have this really boring thing to
do at lunch.

I can imagine anything you do as being
boring.

Oh, it happens.

But maybe you can spice up my day when I
get back.

I can dictate a letter.

I hear you're some typist.

Well, quick thing to do in the family.

I love genetics.

What are you doing?

Making you look good.

Thanks.

There you go. All clear. No tail.

Enough action here for you? Yeah, yeah.

I love it here.

It doesn't really get busy until after
lunch. Oh, yeah.

Where is this stupid person?

Malibu, Zuma Beach.

There could be some cute little beach
buddies bopping around.

That's something that I want.

I need a destination calling me.

I wish every time I could go.

I need a destination.

Thank you.

Daryl, where are you from?

Omaha, Nebraska.

Cornhusker country.

Go Big Red.

Jimmy, how do you feel about competing
with Kirby Tucson?

We've played against each other for
years. I think we respect each other's

I just think he respects my game a
little more.

Any last words, Jimmy?

Freestand, done, fun.

What more can you ask for? You know, I'm
just glad to be here. All right, guys.

Thanks a lot, everybody.

Hey, hey, good job, Jimmy. That was
great.

Hey, listen, can you come by the office
today?

Kirby! Hi, Julie White, KLB News. How
you doing?

Kirby Tucson, you enjoying yourself?

Yeah, you know, just chilling.

What about the NBA draft?

Have you decided what you're going to do
this fall?

Kirby will announce his decision soon.
Right now, I'd like the NBA to get ready

for a one -of -a -kind superstar.

That's all, thank you. Thank you.

Hi. Daryl. Daryl Wilcox.

NFL Rookie of the Year.

You're tied in, too.

Actually, I'm a defensive end.

Touch me like that again and I'll
dropkick you to Omaha.

Daryl.

How's life in my shadow, Bill?

You adjusting to it okay?

Kirby and I are just fine, thank you,
Kent.

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

He needs special attention.

You're a loser, Phil.

I really hope you enjoy number two,
Kent, because that kid right over there

taking me to the number one spot.

Kirby's got the moves, but no gut.

The league's going to eat him up, and
you're going right down with him.

What, kiddo?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on, that was a perfect Kareem
Skyhook.

Yeah, whatever.

You gonna walk all the way to Baja?

Maybe.

When I'm bummed, I usually like to blow
something up.

Look, are you my bodyguard or my shrink?

Easy, pixie stick. I'm just trying to
help.

I just need to take a stroll, you know?

Kirby! Hey.

I'm sorry about that jerk Braxton. I
shouldn't have let him get to me like

You say you want what's best for me. I
do.

I do. Whatever you need, I'm behind you
100%. How do I know?

Kirby, if you told me right now that you
wanted to skip the draft and go to

college, I'd still be proud to be your
agent.

I will wait for you if that's what it
takes.

All right.

Everything you requested is ready.

Perfect.

Kirby Tucson will soon be yesterday's
news.

You want me to make the approach? You'll
never know what hit him.

You're efficient, Cross, but you lack
elegance.

I have to have someone Kirby trusts get
the ball rolling.

You know, when I was in my wig, I
noticed there was a whole file on Kirby

bunch of made -up stuff.

Breakstone's got his fall from grace all
planned out.

It's thick.

Take a break, Starbar.

It's official.

Kirby's signing with the NBA.

Oh, you're going to make a great throw,
Kirby. I can tell.

Hey, congratulations, man.

You're going to be huge with a capital
H.

I'm dedicating my first pro dunk to you
guys.

Clam -a -jam -a -ding -dong.

Kirby and Sherman are going to make the
announcement from his office in

Brantwood.

We've got to make sure we get him there
tomorrow by the new deadline.

Why do you guys have a picture of Kay?

And who are these other people with you?

That picture came with the plane.

This is your desk. You work with these
guys, don't you? Kirby, let me explain.

I can't believe this.

I wanted to tell you earlier. Really, I
did. I just... I couldn't. I trusted

you. All those things you said to me,
they meant nothing.

Kirby, you know that is not true.

I care about you. I do. What people say
and do are not the same things.

Everyone wants a piece of me. I'm sick
of this.

Kirby.

Kirby.

I can't go first. I don't want to scare
him.

He went downstairs.

Everybody back to your offices. It was a
false alarm.

Garvey, what's going on?

Jimmy. Jimmy, I need a ride, man.

You don't look so good. What's up?

I just... Things are so messed up right
now, man.

It's okay. There's a lot of pressure
right now.

Come on. Let's blow off some steam.

Don't worry. Everything's going to be
cool.

Hey,

Kirby.

What's going on, Jimmy?

It's business, understand?

Just business.

Get him out.

Jimmy, how could you do this to me?

Jimmy, what's up, man?

Good work, kid.

all my fault okay don't bust yourself
huh not easy being an undercover

like me that's where the phone pole run
off to anyway i don't know there was no

answer at his home what about his boy
flip i just talked to him he has no idea

where kirby is i know kirby and if he's
trying to blow off some steam he's out

shooting baskets come on man hey man
what you doing man get off me man get

me

I let my clients use this place to get
away.

Something else you're losing out on.
What are you going to do, kill me?

You can't hold me here forever.

The cops are going to find you so pumped
full of drugs, you'll be lucky if you

can blink.

No way, man. I don't touch that stuff.

Sure you do.

All that money being thrown your way,
you couldn't handle it without a little

occasional help.

I can't believe Jimmy King set me up.

Jimmy's got what it takes.

Gut. Man, you weren't who you think you
were.

You're mine.

And if you're not mine, you're sure as
hell not Phil Sherman's.

I got some business to take care of.

You know what to do.

No good to me.

Going somewhere?

Where's Kirby?

We've been looking for him all night.

Look, I don't know anything.

I can snap every bone in your body and
still keep you alive.

I've seen her do it. It's kind of ugly.

You know where Kirby is, don't you?

Didn't know they were going to hurt him.

Any last words before your permanent
vacation to Timothy Lurieland?

Man, go to hell.

I will.

Not today.

Get him out of here!

Boy, am I glad to see you guys.

You want to die?

You hear me?

Frost went that way. Follow me. Come on.
Move, move, move.

I have been waiting for a piece of you.
Got it.

Change of heart?

I didn't know what I was getting into a
breakdown.

Sorry, Kirby.

All right, cut the sap. You're making me
gag.

You've got to get Kirby to draft sign
up. Clock's ticking.

Is he on the hardwood string beam?

Okay,

people, we've got seven minutes.

You think we'll get him there in time?

I only need five.

Big tail.

I'll try and lose him.

Ready? Hang on.

It's breakstone.

Let's burn some fossil fuel.

What kind of an agent is this guy?

He's a brick.

Take him out.

Kirby, Kirby, just give me the ball.

Give me the ball.

Okay.

Ram -a -jam -a -bing -dong.

Yeah, baby.

Let's get Kirby inside.

We're running out of time for the draft
sign -up.

13 seconds is there.

What's up with the gamma
whatchamacallit? Is that like a college

something? The gamma point operative?

Oh, yeah.

Real exclusive.

You've got to bring him to come see me
play.

I'd love to see you, Kirby.

I'm not much of a cheerleader, though.

Come on. You?

Not even in high school?

You would have been awesome.

Afraid not.

I don't know a layup from a touchdown.

I'm not playing you here, Kay.

What do you think, Valgal?

Very hard being Val on a day -to -day
basis.

This wasn't all work between you and me,
was it?

No, Kirby.

The only reason I helped out on this
case was because it was you.

Do I still have a chance?

Kirby, you are so sweet.

If I was only two years younger... Three
years younger.

Okay.

Several years younger.