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What a terrible day. Thanks for coming
to my rescue, Michael. Hey, you know
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what? Look, I'm just glad that I could
repay you all.
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Now we're even from when I wet the bed
at Jason Gelati's sleepover.
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What happened to all the gentlemen?
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You know what? The problem with
gentlemen is that they tend to meet
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gentlemen.
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Holy May December!
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So, how you been?
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Pretty damn good.
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Cut the ribbon, Berg. Who is she and
what's she doing in your apartment?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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That's why I think I have a right to
know. Well, file a complaint with the I
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Blew My Shot with Berg Committee and
we'll review it.
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In the meantime, there's a lady inside
who thinks I have the cutest little
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tushy.
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Oh, hey, Mrs. Bergen. Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Huh? I'm just looking for the stapler.
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I split my pants.
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Well, don't you have another pair?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I split those, too.
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Oh, well, come over here. I have a
travel kit. I'll fill them for you. Oh.
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Really? Oh, great. That would be great.
But could you hurry up? Because Captain
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Shaw's waiting in the fire truck.
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Thanks.
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Take them off, Peter.
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Oh, right. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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So how did it happen anyway?
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It was my own fault, really.
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You know, when I was dating Marty, I had
them taken in to show off my butt.
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So what happened to Marty?
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Well, she ran away and my pants were too
tight to run after her.
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Listen. bergen i really really
appreciate that my pleasure so was it
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getting over marty sort of sort of you
know they say it takes half the length
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the relationship to put it behind you so
you know by thursday next week i'll be
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fine
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wow
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i'd hate to follow you up the ladder
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Oh, is that the last of the Marty butt
pets?
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No, I still have the cords.
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Let's move it, Alice.
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Oh, that's Captain Shaw, and he sounds
mad.
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Okay, you put these on. I'll tell him
you'll be out in a minute. Thank you.
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Done now.
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Get your butt out here.
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Get the light on.
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I'm sorry.
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Forgive the salty language. I was
looking for... I'm Captain Shaw.
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It's nice to meet you, Captain. I'm
Susan. Oh, you don't have to call me
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Captain. Call me Felix.
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Felix.
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Mom, why didn't you name me Felix?
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Pete will be out in a minute.
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Oh, no hurry.
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Where's the fire?
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So, do you live here in town, or are you
just visiting with your husband?
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Oh, no, I don't have a husband. I have
an ex.
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At least until he, um, started his car.
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Actually, we're divorced.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Not nice, of course.
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My wife died.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Recently?
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I think so.
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Hey, Felix.
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You want to take my mom out?
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Michael? Hey, come on.
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Seems like a nice guy. Come on, don't be
shy, we say, huh? Actually, my Elks
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Lodge is having a mixer this Saturday,
if anybody hasn't already asked you.
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Well, if you don't go, I will.
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So, you should probably go.
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Okay, sweetie. Sweet, sweet, sweet,
sweet, sweet. Come here.
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Tell me what you notice different.
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A new sweater.
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No, I bought this yesterday.
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Okay.
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But I'll give you a hint.
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It is in the kitchen.
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Did you cook dinner?
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No, sweetie, of course not.
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But if I did, I'd wash the dishes in
this fabulous new dishwasher.
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Oh, what? I don't understand. Why do we
need a dishwasher?
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No, just last Christmas. I got you the
sponge where you put the soap in the
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handle.
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We have $25 ,000 from the insurance
money.
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Ellen, not a good time. Tell me what?
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I've got a great stock hit for you.
Okay, sorry.
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Not our thing. Well, just hear out.
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I mean, why can't we make our money work
for us?
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Why can't we make the soap handle
miracle sponge work for us?
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I'm telling you, this stock... is going
to skyrocket. When I was at the
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hospital, I met the CEO of a company
called Systems Industries.
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They're going to merge with Alka
Chemicals.
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And what, what, he just told you like
that?
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Well, he kind of yelled it out when they
zapped him with the paddle.
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How much is it per share?
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$24.
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All right, we'll take one.
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One share?
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So, um...
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Can you do that right away, or do you
have to move some stuff around overseas?
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We'll take one.
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Maybe if it does all right, we'll buy
another one. I'll call my broker right
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now.
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Come on, Ash. Let's get going.
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Johnny's about to open his wallet, and
he doesn't want us to see the
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combination.
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Hey, Irene. I guess you didn't catch the
weather forecast.
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calling for winter.
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What are you doing out here? What does
it look like?
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Just take care.
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And the camouflage?
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Your new woman hasn't left all night.
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Well, can you blame her? It's 20 degrees
out. Why don't you wait in the hall?
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Oh, and Mr. Sneaking out the window?
Yeah, clearly you've never stopped
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so shh.
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Okay, all right.
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I'm starting to feel bad about this.
Okay, look, that woman that spent the
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night, that's my mother.
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Okay, that's disgusting.
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No,
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I was just trying to make you jealous.
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Well, nice try.
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Okay, all right, look, cut.
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Let's cut the bull, all right? Look,
I... God, I mean, I want us to be
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and I think, I think that... I think
that you do, too.
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Well, you know I do.
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I've been up all night.
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My stomach's in my heart. My heart's in
my throat. My snot's frozen solid.
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Kiss me.
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Berg, I am so happy. Me too. Okay, let's
go meet your mom. I hope she likes to
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be tickled.
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I'm sorry. What?
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Gosh, I should probably bring a gift.
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Okay. Okay, all right, Irene.
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Why? I really just don't think that
right now is a good time to meet, Mom.
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Why? Well, because, you know... Okay,
let's just go upstairs and say quick
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-do. Yes, we could, but you know how
important first impressions are. I mean,
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you don't want to rush that, right? Hey,
why don't you take the weekend?
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You know what? You're right. Yeah. I am
going to make this special. Okay. This
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is one boyfriend's mother who is not
going to ban me from the house.
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Hey, girlfriend.
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Hey, boyfriend.
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Huh? I'm just going to get rid of that
right there. Oh, okay.
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Oh, no.
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Bertie, you can't use those to zip up
your dress.
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No, we use that to get the hair out of
the thing.
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You're my savior. Can you help me? My
zipper's stuck.
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Yeah. I will zip that.
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Okay, there we go. All zip, zip, zip,
zippity -doo -dah.
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Thank you.
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Well, I'm looking forward to the mixer
at the Elks Lodge.
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I wouldn't be.
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And your Captain Shaw seems to be a
very, very nice man. The terrific guy.
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Oh, my God. What if he wants me to wear
antlers?
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Strap you to the hood of the car and
drive you home.
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Hey, look, I know it's hard getting back
into the dating world, but I promise
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eventually you're going to meet somebody
who's going to make you laugh and feel
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happy again.
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Thanks. And you will, too. Oh, yeah,
right. Have someone else thump all over
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heart? I don't think so.
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Don't talk like that. You're a wonderful
man.
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Come on, you're just being nice.
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I'm not.
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You just need someone who appreciates
how bright and sensitive and funny you
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are. Whatever woman gets you will be
very lucky.
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Oh, my God!
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My God!
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What was I thinking?
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I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot, idiot,
idiot, idiot, idiot.
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Hey, look what I found, and he brought
me candy.
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These are for you.
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Oh, jeez. What a pistol.
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I got to go. I'm late for something.
Good night.
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These are for you.
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Thank you, Felix.
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Look at you two.
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I'm going to go call my friends. I got a
new dad.
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Oh.
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It's a better load.
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that dishwasher.
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Cute.
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Oh, wow. Look at that. That stock that
Ashley told us about has really gone
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down.
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Damn it. These dishes are just slippery.
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Thank God you were too chicken to buy
more than one share. If it were up to
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I would have put all our money into that
thing.
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Yeah, that would have been pretty dumb.
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I have to go to the store to get some
coffee for the morning. Is there
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else that we need? No.
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Just coffee.
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Now get that cheap kind. That's my
favorite.
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Actually, when you get home, when you
get down here, it's Johnny.
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Boy, I hope this isn't an aneurysm.
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You're working overtime again.
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You've been here for two days.
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The fire's been around for 10 billion
years. I got a lot of catching up to do.
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Attaboy. I like your attitude.
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So what do you hear from the angel from
Albany these days?
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Mrs. Bergen? Gee, you know, I haven't
really seen her. I had to get out of the
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house.
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You know, because it was Felix this and
Felix that. I mean, I like you, sir, but
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how much can a guy take?
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You know, there's something about that
girl.
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It makes me feel young again.
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Oh, enough said.
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If anybody asks for me, I'll be in the
office going a few rounds with the old
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roller.
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Make me a meatball sandwich, will you,
Pete?
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Hey, but sir, don't go too long on that
ab roller, or else it'll be less of you
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to love.
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Oh, my God.
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I'll have one of those.
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Mrs. Bergen, hey.
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Listen, I'll get the captain if you'd
like. He's in his office.
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No, I want to talk to you. Pete, I know
why you haven't been home.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm just breaking in the old
overtime.
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No, you don't want to see me.
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No, no, no, no. It's not that I don't
want to see you. It's just that I wish I
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was never born.
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Look, I'm just... I'm really embarrassed
about the other night. I was completely
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out of line. Please accept my apology.
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You don't owe me an apology.
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I owe you one. No, no, it was me.
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Believe me, I had no business trying to
kiss you.
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So why did you?
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I don't know, you know.
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God, you looked so beautiful and you
smelled so nice.
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You know, not that I'm in the habit of
smelling my friend's mom.
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Although I always like the smell of my
friend Ricky Peck's mom. She smelled
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lasagna.
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You're the first man I've felt
comfortable around since the divorce.
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Yeah, well, you're the first woman to
get my pants off since Marty.
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Now, see, you make me laugh.
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I wanted you to kiss me, but I was
scared.
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Um, okay. I've been really bad at
reading signals lately.
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So, is this a good one?
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Very.
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Fourteen. That's a record.
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Susan.
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Hi.
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There he is. You wanted to see him, and
there he is.
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Hi, Keelan.
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You took me up on a tour of the station,
huh?
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Yes.
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Let's see.
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This is the kitchen. I bet you knew
that.
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This is the garage, of course. And
that's the pole.
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It's for down.
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We use the stairs.
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It's for up.
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There
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you
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are. Where have you been?
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How dare you talk to me like I'm your
wife.
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Have you seen the business section?
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Huh? Our stock is down a dollar. Not a
dollar. Two dollars. That's twice that.
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Two times one. That's two.
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And it's all your fault.
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Here, Johnny. Here is your $2. Your
retirement fund is now intact.
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You don't understand.
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I sank everything we had into that
stock.
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Huh. Well, I'm no economist, but that
was stupid.
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Why would you do that?
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I wanted to show Sharon that I'm a good
provider. I wanted to put a big pile of
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money in front of her and say, here,
here's a big pile of money I made for
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Well, the good news is now she can't
take anything from you in the divorce.
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No, wait, I just... I have a plan.
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I want you to kill me.
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Ooh, I'd love to.
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But first, why don't you check the
financial channel?
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The merger went through. You doubled
your money.
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What? I... You... Wait a second. Are you
screwing with me?
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I was before, and it was fun.
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But now I'm not.
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You're a rich man, Johnny, and all
thanks to who?
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You!
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You!
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You!
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Why the happy dance?
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Johnny's stock went up.
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Oh, boy, now we can send our kids to
public school.
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No, just, okay, just one long Ashley.
285
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Why don't you tell her about the money?
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I was buying this guy fantasy money. No,
no, she's not touching any of this.
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You going to a wedding?
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I hope.
289
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:11,819
No, I just wanted to look my very best
when I met your mom.
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Oh, rats, dadgummit, all the heck, she's
not here.
291
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Okay, well, I'll just wait.
292
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Ah, yeah, you know what?
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She is going to be gone all day, and you
should go hang up that dress. You know,
294
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you don't want to de -poof that.
295
00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:30,370
Oh, all right. Well, maybe some other
time. Yeah. Huh?
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Yeah.
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00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:51,950
just about to introduce you.
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Oh, my God.
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You're embarrassed by me.
300
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:02,830
What? No, how... Hey, how could you say
that? Let's talk about this in your
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00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,190
apartment. Oh, you are.
302
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,850
That's why you never told anyone about
us.
303
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,490
No. Yes, I kept it a secret because I
didn't want Pete to know.
304
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:16,030
But you kept it a secret because you're
ashamed of me. No, Irene, that... No,
305
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:19,850
that's just... Holy smokes, what?
306
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:26,040
Berg, if you can't even introduce me to
your mother, then I really don't see
307
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,480
much of a future for us. Oh, come on.
308
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,740
Hey.
309
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:41,140
Where are you going?
310
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:45,280
Oh, honey, I need to go home. I need to
be alone for a while.
311
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,320
What? I thought the reason that you came
here was because you didn't want to be
312
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,880
alone. Look, if it's...
313
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,280
It's because things didn't work out with
Captain Shaw. Don't give up, okay?
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00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,380
Because you're going to meet someone.
315
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,740
Actually, I may have.
316
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:01,979
You did?
317
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,760
Well, that's great, right?
318
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
Not really.
319
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,080
It's kind of an awkward situation.
320
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,320
I'm worried about what people might
think.
321
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,640
I'm worried about what you might think.
322
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,220
No.
323
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,600
Well, who is it?
324
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,910
No, I'd rather not. Okay, you know what?
That's fine. You know what?
325
00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:24,250
You don't need to tell me, okay?
326
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,450
It's not a woman, is it?
327
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:32,670
Well, did the guy make you happy?
328
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:34,690
Yes.
329
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:39,030
Okay, well, then who cares what I think?
Because, you know, growing up, you
330
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:41,230
always said, whatever makes you happy,
you go for it.
331
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,550
But, honey, I was talking about the
figure skating.
332
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,290
That's a bad example.
333
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,730
But good advice. Can you wait here for a
second?
334
00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:03,290
Mom, I'd like to introduce you to what
makes me happy.
335
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:06,070
This is my girlfriend, Irene. Irene,
this is my mom, Susan.
336
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:09,450
We were lovers for some time. At first,
nothing serious. Just sex.
337
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:15,030
And we don't care who knows. Except
Pete. Don't tell Pete.
338
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,790
Pete? Don't be silly. Why would I tell
Pete?
339
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:18,979
Tell me what?
340
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:21,420
Oh, about the surprise party we're
planning for you. Oops!
341
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,200
Oh, well, there's always next year.
342
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,520
Oops again!
343
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:35,380
Are you leaving?
344
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:39,260
Oh, no, no, no. She was going to leave
because she thought I wouldn't approve
345
00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:40,260
the new man in her life.
346
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,820
Oh, God. I gave her my blessing.
347
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,960
Really?
348
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,300
Yeah.
349
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:48,470
That's great.
350
00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:49,690
That's great.
351
00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:53,530
Yes, and he didn't even want to know who
it is. Way to go, Mrs. B.
352
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:08,430
I've never been happier, but I'm really
worried. What if Bert finds out?
353
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:12,390
Pete, I raised an understanding and
sensitive son.
354
00:21:12,630 --> 00:21:14,730
And this other son of yours, will he
talk to Bert?
355
00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:18,510
I came in a figure from you. I'm not
saying you are.
356
00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:22,230
But, uh, let's just say you are.
357
00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:26,950
You're trying to trick me into admitting
something. Pete, please.
358
00:21:27,230 --> 00:21:29,970
I'm his mother, and frankly, he's not
that clever.
359
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:32,350
You're fine.
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