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Get away, you bibos. The killer's right
behind you.
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Don't turn around.
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Don't... Start making out with the other
girl.
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I know who you did last summer.
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You guys.
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Trick -or -treating, neighbor Petey.
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Hey,
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Irene. It's a nice costume.
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Cat.
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How'd you come up with that one?
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Oh, I'm not just any cat. I'm my
favorite Mr. Jeebers.
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It was only fair since he dressed as me
this year.
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Listen, we're in the middle of a scary
movie marathon, so... Oh, I like scary
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movies. All right, great. Well, we'll
send them over when we're through. Oh,
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wait, wait. Can I stay?
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You know what?
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It might be a little bit uncomfortable.
We're actually watching dirty movies.
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Oh, I love dirty movies.
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Yeah, see, it's already uncomfortable.
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We don't need them, right, Irene?
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Sorry, I mean Mr. Jeebers. Your costume
is so convincing.
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We've got nicer friends in the spiritual
realm.
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Hail Satan.
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Calling in another favor.
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Red Rover, Red Rover, send Satan right
over.
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Devil in the house.
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Hey, Pete, do you have your uniform for
me? Oh, yeah.
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So, going as a firefighter, huh? No, I
am going as a person with low self
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-esteem who has to wear a uniform in
order to compensate for his lack of
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manhood.
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Yeah, well, I'm going as Ashley. Look at
me. I'm stupid.
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Berg, would you stop playing with your
hair? Well, look at this chunk of hair.
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Mine of its own.
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Damn cowlick. It's grown completely
resistant to hair gel.
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Your whole head's a cowlick.
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My hair is the key to my looks, and
without my looks, what am I? Huh?
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That's right. Just some guy with
charming brains.
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A cowlick's a tragedy?
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Try being a woman. Have you ever been
plucked, waxed, and exfoliated by a
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Slavic woman?
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I mean,
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trust me, looking good is a full -time
job.
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Evidently, you don't work holidays.
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Come on, it is a well -known fact that
men have life easier than women. I mean,
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you get paid more, your dry cleaning's
cheaper, and horseback riding?
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The only time you put your feet in
stirrups.
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Oh, because you got a winky.
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Yeah, but I hate presenting it just to
get the discount on dry cleaning.
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Nah, I like the cat costume better.
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Sorry.
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and Sharon ignored your host vessel,
too.
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Fine, then I got some, too.
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All right, here you go.
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There's a line of kids waiting to get
their Halloween candy x -rayed. Oh,
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Let me just go get changed.
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If you come across any milk duds, make
sure they find their way into my office.
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Oh, my God.
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What am I going to do? He can't see me
like this.
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Quick, put a bag over your head.
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Hey.
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Nice costume.
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Thank you.
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You know, originally it was just a hump
with, you know, hair growing out of
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it.
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Then I just... I painted the eyes and
the mouth.
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That's real.
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Can I touch it?
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You do, and you'll lose a finger.
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You're good.
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I didn't even see your lips move.
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Yeah, well, you know, if my career
didn't work as a firefighter...
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What did you eat for dinner?
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Very funny, Dunville.
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Now knock it off.
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Knock it off. Knock it off. Your turn.
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Don't test me, Dunville. I'm not too old
to kick your butt.
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Oh, sure you are. That's why the union
won't let you climb the ladders anymore.
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Sorry, sir.
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You'll be fighting fire with a mop for
the next week. Yeah, well, you can take
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that mop and just... Hand it to me!
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You have a you -who.
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No, Tony, I'm serious.
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Oh, come here.
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Let your husband see his wife's little
dream.
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What's that?
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It's exactly what it looks like.
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How do I take it off?
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Well, trust me, the more you pull on it,
the less you're going to want to get
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rid of it.
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In fact, it won't stop growing hair no
matter how much I cut down the hair.
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Just keep growing back.
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I'm starting to look like Pete Sampras
back there.
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What's so funny?
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Nothing. Pete who?
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Sampras.
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What was that? Samp... Knock it off!
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What's on your shoulder?
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Just this terrible white head.
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That Claracil's really starting to work.
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You should really pop that.
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Sharon, I am just a little weirded out,
all right? And I do not like the name
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Little Sharon.
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Well, Little Johnny was already taken.
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Okay, what happened to you guys? I'm a
freak. I'm ugly. I'm with stupid.
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That's not so bad.
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Now she can be a model for a very
specialized magazine.
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What kind of magazine? Stop it!
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How do we end up so cursed?
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Irene.
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Irene, when I told her she couldn't
watch scary movies with us, she said she
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going to curse all of us.
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Let me get this straight, then. So, in a
way, this is... It's so good.
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This is all your fault. You make me
ugly, Pete!
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You're ugly. Look at the growth
underneath my neck.
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Ashley, there's something on your shirt.
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Pete, I'm not falling for that.
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Eh, doesn't matter.
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Wait! Look at that! Look! Hey!
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Fighting is not going to help us solve
anything. Now, what we need to do... is
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find a way to get rid of my wife's
winky.
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done with your... soul.
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Listen, we were wondering if you...
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I know a lot so little.
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Why are you plaguing us? Because.
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I think you're too good for anyone else.
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I'm going to break that thing apart.
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Wait a minute.
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I know who you are. I went to parochial
school.
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I'm not scared of you. You remove these
three plagues. Let my...
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You're so brave.
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Are you... aroused?
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Sorry, baby. It has a mind of its own.
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Thank you, man.
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Ew. Ugh.
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Devil vomit is nasty.
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one of your mortal souls to be damned to
hell for all eternity.
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Oh, that's so good. Well, ten minutes to
decide which friend you like
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the least.
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We have eleven minutes. I gotta go to
bed.
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How are we gonna make a decision like
this?
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Well, I was always told you should never
nominate yourself.
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What's that, Ashley?
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pot over there i mean what does she do
that's so special hey no way is it going
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to be sharon all right i love my man
wife wait a minute wait a
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minute guys look at what we've become
we're supposed to be sending one of our
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best friends to hell yet all we can do
is bickering backstabbing now the only
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fair thing to do is see if we can all
agree on one person
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feet to play guitar for the pooch.
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No!
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No!
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Please! Johnny!
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Johnny!
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Johnny! Johnny!
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Johnny! You're so brave pushing around
that armless guy.
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All right.
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We've made our decision.
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Is it you?
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No, it's not. See, you think you're so
smart. It's Bird.
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How's that supposed to mean? Berg's
better than me? Suddenly I'm not good
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for the devil?
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Ow! Ow!
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What'd you do that for?
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I was just seeing if it was hollow.
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Enough!
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Hurry up, Berg. Hell away.
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Ooh.
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It's toasty.
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I guess this is it, guys.
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I want you to know that I still love
you.
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Oh, sure.
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It's easy to say you love me now, Bert,
but why couldn't you just say it when we
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were dating? Because I was talking to
Pete and Siren.
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But don't feel bad about me, guys.
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We're probably going to end up down
there eventually.
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Thanks.
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All I ask is that you enjoy this.
Precious gift of life that I give you.
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For it truly is a gift.
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Maybe, maybe someday you'll tell your
children about your old friend Berg.
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The guy with the great hair and the
killer smile.
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And two functional arms.
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Yeah, you better believe we will, buddy.
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Bye, guys.
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Hey. What's this?
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I'm the one that caused this mess.
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It should be me. I'm the one that ticked
off Irene. No, no, no, no, Pete. It
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should be me. I mean, I could have been
nicer to her. Well, it shouldn't be me.
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I've been nicer in several different and
interesting ways.
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It's too late.
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You've already told her.
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No, it's not. I'm going with Bert. Me
too. Thanks, guys.
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But I'm trying to destroy your
friendship.
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You can't go.
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Well, you know what? If my wife is going
to hell, then I'm going to go with her.
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No, no, no, baby. I want you to stay.
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I want you to live long and be happy.
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Thank you. Okay.
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Love you.
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It's all of us or none of us. All right,
you win.
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Yeah!
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I'll take all of you. Aw.
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Must have been bluffing. No, no, no, no,
no. No, no, don't you see?
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It was our love for each other that
saved us.
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Only love can defeat the devil.
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What happened? What's going on?
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Mr.
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Jeebers, we have another one for our
collection.
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Three. Okay.
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One.
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