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Hey. Hey, there you are. Where have you
been all morning?
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Working. Got everything done early.
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Thought we could do something fun this
afternoon.
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Oh, well, you could walk me to the soup
kitchen at the mission.
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Or we could stay home and I could put
bugs on you.
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I'm sorry, baby, but they expect me
there in half an hour. Well, let's do
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something after. How long can it take to
eat soup?
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Well, then I'm going to the hospital.
I'm reading Valley of the Dolls to the
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children's ward.
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Okay, here's my idea.
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Come on, Sharon. What am I supposed to
do when you're off saving the world? You
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know, I'm bored.
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I don't know.
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Get a hobby.
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A lot of people drink when they're
alone.
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Sean!
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Oh, my God. I haven't seen you in so
long.
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And I'm pregnant.
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More specifically, I haven't seen you in
over a year.
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Hey, Sean.
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Wow.
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Come on in. Sit down. Yeah, I'm sorry to
come unannounced. I'm in the city for
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my Lamaze class, and I had an hour to
kill. I thought I'd say hi.
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Hi. What?
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You didn't tell me the son was married.
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I'm not.
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Say nothing.
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Uh, do we ever get to meet the dad?
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He died.
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At least I hope he dies.
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Oh, wow. So you're all alone?
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Well, who's your Lamaze partner?
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I don't have one.
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Well... Maybe they'll pair you up with
someone when you get there. I mean, I'm
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sure there'll be guys there without
girls.
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Listen, Sharon, I know I'm not your
favorite person, you know, because of
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happened with Johnny and me, but I'm in
this all alone, and I've got no one else
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to turn to.
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Have you tried religion?
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Actually, I was looking for Lamar's
partner.
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Oh.
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You know what?
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I'm not really doing anything. I'll help
you.
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Is that okay?
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Sharon?
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Oh, God.
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Sure.
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What the hell? It'll be good practice
for when we have a baby. We're getting
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married.
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Congratulations.
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So this isn't a problem? No, it might be
fun.
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As long as you don't deliver on our
wedding day, we're getting married.
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Oh, come on. Do not worry. You are in
good hands, you know. I once helped my
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have puppies.
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I even stopped her from eating one.
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Oh, boy, that's funny.
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Love is folding the laundry together.
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Don't you just love those?
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What, are you kidding me? I thought I
was the only one.
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You know what love is?
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Love is sharing the same taste in
cartoons.
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I know.
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My boyfriend cuts them out for me every
day.
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Love is cheating on your boyfriend.
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Oh, stealing toilet paper, nice.
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You know, in some countries, if they
catch you doing that, I'll cut off your
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ass.
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Everybody freeze!
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We've had a robbery!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you
doing? I spent two hours on that floor.
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Well, you didn't do a very good job.
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There's a bunch of mud behind me.
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Give me that. You're doing... it wrong
anyway.
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Okay, what are you doing? You need to
use circular motions.
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It's figure eights. It's figure eights.
All right?
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See? See?
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The mop, it glides along all the while,
picking up more mud.
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I just find it interesting that the mop
is leading.
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There is a right way and a wrong way to
do things. There's a Pete way, and then
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there's a Marty way.
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I'm going to show you again.
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Give it. No, I'm not giving it to you.
All right, you two, quit flirting and
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some work done.
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Flirting? I'm not flirting. I'd rather
flirt with you.
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Captain, sir.
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Smooth, Mott boy.
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I'm gonna go change.
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Hey, will you do me a favor? Would you
put that sign in the other room?
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Sure. Does look a little heavy for you.
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Ow!
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Oh, my God, are you okay?
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You could have warned me that the floor
was wet.
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Yeah. You see, um, illiteracy is the
silent killer.
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I think I hurt my shoulder.
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Ow!
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Did I mention I hurt my shoulder?
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Perhaps you shouldn't touch it?
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Look, this could be serious. Maybe I
should get you to a hospital. No,
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has to stay here. Our co -workers aren't
going to injure themselves.
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Oh, hey there, Bert. How's it going?
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Great. Maybe someday they'll let me
clean up at the Mayo Clinic.
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Well, hang in there. You'll be back on
rounds in no time.
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Aha! Taking gods.
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Do you have a requisition for that?
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No. I have a bleeding patient.
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Convenient.
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Hey, Bert.
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Yes, Jer?
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When you and Dr. Walker were going out,
did you ever notice anything missing in
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the mornings?
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Often my dignity and sense of self
-worth.
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This isn't a game, man! You think this
is a game?
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I'm so glad I got him this job.
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Excuse me.
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I'm Dr.
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Bergen. Dr.
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Bergen. Dr. Michael Bergen. Dr. Michael
Leslie Bergen. People call me Babel.
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Yeah, um, what is the quickest way out
of here?
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Full -blown aneurysm.
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So, you're a doctor.
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I'm guessing you're prepping the counter
for surgery?
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No, no, I just do this to stay humble.
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It keeps my God complex in check.
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Well, it looks like you've got your work
cut out for you.
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Let's see. You, uh, hurt your ankle.
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No.
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Ah, shoulder.
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Let's see what they're giving you for
that shoulder there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, just with that effect. Did you see
that?
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They left that dinner in a movie.
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You mean like a date?
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I don't know. I just met you.
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I just met you. I don't seem to care.
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What do you say? It'll be fun.
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What the hell? No one else is asking me
out.
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That's the way to build a man's self
-esteem.
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She didn't even call.
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She didn't even call.
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to let me know that she was okay. Well,
you know what?
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I'm not going to feel guilty about it
anymore. She slipped, she fell, so what?
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But you know what?
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If you can't handle a little water on
the floor, then maybe firefighting isn't
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for you.
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Hey, how's this look?
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Like the suit you wear on every date.
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Well, I'm not going to wear my breakup
suit.
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Oh, that's her, that's her.
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God, can you get that?
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Marty?
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Dream?
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You two know each other?
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Yeah, yeah. This is Marty. I work with
her at the fire station.
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Remember I was telling you about the
girl who hurt her shoulder and she went
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the hospital while you were getting
ready for your date with the girl you
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the hospital who I'm guessing hurt her
shoulder.
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I bet if I were paying attention, I
would have put that together.
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How's your arm?
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It's fine.
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Fine.
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Listen, Marty, could you wait for me
down in the stoop? I'd like to, you
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make an entrance.
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Yeah, yeah, sure. Okay.
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Whoa. This is weirder than that night we
both rented Tango and Cash.
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No, you know, is this going to be a
problem?
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No, no, not for me. You're the one going
out with her. Yeah, but this is Fire
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Girl. You know, I mean, you're always
talking about her. Ferg, I'm always
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talking about her because I can't stand
her.
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All right, now go.
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Don't be crazy.
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Have a good time.
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Yeah, listen, you know, I'm going to
cancel.
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No, why, why? No, Ferg, I'm not a child.
If I wanted to go out with her, I'd go
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out with her.
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Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. Would you
stop asking me? Now go. Have a good
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Okay. All right. Okay. All right, man.
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I can't believe he went.
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W, we're going to need some more urinal
cakes for the men's room.
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Sir, I just replaced them the other day.
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Pete, these men are firefighters.
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They see a urinal cake as a challenge.
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All right, all right. I'll get right on
it.
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Sorry. I'm sorry I'm late. I told you
before, Delaney, late doesn't cut it
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around here.
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Is that what you'll tell the people who
just watched their house burn to the
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ground?
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You know what? Actually, sir, I think
what she means is sorry she's late from
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getting back from the store where I sent
her to get some provolone.
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I love provolone.
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Good work, kid.
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Make me a sandwich, Dunville.
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I'd love to, sir.
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Well, that was surprising.
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Nice of you.
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Never mind that. Run along and get some
provolone.
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Well, thanks.
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I didn't hear my alarm go off. I was out
kind of late.
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Last night?
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When I went out?
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No.
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For dinner?
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Oh, right, right. Was that last night?
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Aren't you going to ask me how it was?
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No, I've had dinner before.
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time with Michael, but, um, if this is
going to be a problem for you, I totally
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understand. A problem? Why would it be a
problem? He didn't use my credit card
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again, did he?
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No, because, you know, he's your
roommate.
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And, um, it could be awkward for, uh,
you and me.
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You and me? There is no you and me. See,
there's you way over there, and then
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there's me right here. See? Totally
separate.
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Well, then, if it's not going to bother
you... It's not going to bother me. Go
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out with him again. See if I care. I
think I will. Good. Have...
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Where are you going? I'm going to call
him. You need his number? No, I've got
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it. Fine, call him right now. I will.
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I can't believe she's going to call him.
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Very nice.
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Now breathe with your partner.
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Remember, gentlemen, this is all about
Mommy right now.
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You did this to her. Now help her.
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Oh, very good, you two. Excellent
breathing.
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Not smoker.
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Hey, Sharon.
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Hey, what are you doing here? I thought
you were supposed to be at the soup
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kitchen. Oh, it's okay. They think I'm
out getting crackers.
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Okay, gentlemen.
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Let Mommy know you're there for her.
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Gently rub your partner's back.
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Oh.
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Like rubbing's going to help when you're
trying to pass a basketball.
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Very nice, Johnny. It's great to see
such an attentive husband.
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Oh, he's not my husband.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He's mine.
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Well, he's not mine, but he's going to
be. He's just going to help Sean deliver
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this baby.
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And even before you know it, he's mine
again.
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Okay, but right now, this is a Lamaze
class, not a bobsled run.
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So I'd appreciate it if you wait
outside.
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Oh, that's okay. I'm good.
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Um, honey, we won't be much longer. Why
don't I meet you at home?
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Oh, okay.
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All right.
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But who are we kidding? You're all
getting epidurals.
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Hey, Dr. Walker, you finished with that
soda? Yes, I guess so. Why?
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Three words.
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DNA.
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There are fingerprints all over this can
that will match the ones on that
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cabinet.
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Which cabinet? That cabinet? You mean
the cabinet that I get medical supplies
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out of every day as part of my job?
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Yeah.
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So is there anything else that I can
help you with?
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Just one more thing. I can't get it out
of my head.
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The lice?
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No.
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Germ, can you get to the point? I'm
busy.
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I think you did it. I just need the
proof.
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I did it.
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Reverse psychology.
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Well, too bad. I still think you did it.
Germ!
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I took your stupid roll of toilet paper,
okay? I didn't have time to go to the
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store, so I reached in there and I took
it. You happy? Here.
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Here is $10. Go and buy yourself 50
rolls of toilet paper.
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Not about the money.
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I know I'm just a lowly orderly in your
eyes, but I'm in charge of that cabinet.
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And believe it or not, I take a great
deal of pride in my job.
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And I know everyone around here loves to
have a good laugh at the germs expense.
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You know, what if I went into surgery
and just helped myself to a kidney
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I didn't have time to stop at the kidney
place on the way home?
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I mean, that wouldn't be very good,
would it?
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No. No, it wouldn't, Joan. I... I'm
sorry.
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All right, then. You want to go out with
me?
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Well, well, well. Look who's home from
pregnancy dating school.
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Sorry, honey.
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They asked Sean and me to stay late.
They took our picture for a poster.
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Oh, well, I'm not surprised. You two
make such a beautiful couple.
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Well, hey, what's your problem? You said
it was okay.
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Because, Johnny.
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thing to do. You know how you feel when
you help the homeless. Well, I feel that
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way when I help Sean. Oh, well, see, I
don't wrap my legs around homeless
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and rub their backs.
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Sharon, someone needed me.
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You know, and no one's needed me around
here for a long time. Don't think that's
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gone unnoticed.
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Besides, you're too busy running around
saving the world to have any time for
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me. If it's not the homeless, it's the
old folks or the spotted owl or tuna.
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Dolphins.
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What? Dolphins. Nobody's trying to save
the tuna.
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Well, whatever it is, it comes before
me.
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Oh, oh, oh, this is a healthy pattern. I
get a little busy, and they try to
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punish me with the first pregnant tramp
that walks through the door?
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Well, I guess that's what it takes for
you to give me the time of day.
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Face it, Sharon, we are drifting apart,
frankly.
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Because I'm going to bed. Good. You can
sleep in the other room. Good
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night.
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Can't hear you.
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I had a great time tonight. You know,
I've never caught a puck before.
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Thanks for letting me keep it.
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Hey, you were the one who knocked the
old lady out of the way.
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You want to grab that drink? Yeah, sure.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Pete's not in there, is he?
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No, no, no, no. They were shorthanded at
the fire station. One of the volunteers
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that I hired.
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You know, I have to say, I love hockey,
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you know? It's so manly and rugged.
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Did you ever play?
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No, well, sort of. Actually, I used to
figure skate in the third grade.
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I just like hockey, except...
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Your dad's less proud.
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You know, I'm having a really good time.
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Well, night's not over.
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Pay no attention to me.
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00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:21,620
Hey, what are you doing here? I forgot
my coat. It's 75 degrees out. It's a
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light coat.
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You know what? Maybe I left it in the
bedroom, but just pretend I'm not here.
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Um, I'm sorry about that.
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No, no, it's not your fault.
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He's just acting like an idiot.
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He's such a baboon. Yeah.
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That's why we never photograph him from
behind.
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I'm sorry. Listen to me. Oh, you know
what? Why don't we do what he says and
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just pretend he's not here?
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Good luck.
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Okay. Well, found my coat, but now lost
my keys.
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I think I dropped them on the floor.
Move your leg. Move your leg. There you
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Oh, and again.
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I'm not here.
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You know what? That makes two of us.
Hold it. Where are you going? I can't do
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this. I'm sorry.
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There they are. They're in my other
pocket.
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Always the last place you look. Off I
go.
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Hey, Pete.
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You know what? If...
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If you liked her, why didn't you just
say something and stop with the childish
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games, huh?
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I'm not playing any games.
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Oh, no?
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Well, then if you're supposed to be at
the firehouse, then why do you suddenly
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show up back here?
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To pretend to get my coat and ruin your
date.
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I knew it.
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You knew it.
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Funny. You knew that, but you didn't
know that I wanted to go out with her.
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You told me to go out with her. You told
her to call me. You know, where in that
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do I get back off? Pete likes her.
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When do I have to spell things out for
you, Bert? You should know what I'm
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thinking. Why should I have to guess?
You know, because when I want something,
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say I want it. You know, it's just like
last week, you know, when you said you
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didn't want that last donut, so I ate
it. And I wanted that donut exactly!
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But you couldn't say it.
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You just let it sit there for a week and
a half. Eventually, someone was going
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to eat it.
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Yeah, you know who?
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The sleazeball who shoves his best
friend to the side. No, actually, it's
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one who's man enough to take it.
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You knew it.
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You knew I liked her, and you went after
her anyway.
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Okay, you know what your problem is,
Pete?
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You don't know what you want. You know
what woman, what job, what nothing.
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00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,500
Yeah, well, you know what you want, but
you're never going to get it. I'd like a
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new roommate. I want one, too.
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Fine! Fine! I'm sleeping on that couch!
Fine!
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In front.
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