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Okay. That was a perfect example of
emergency CPR.
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Dunville, Delaney, you're next. Captain.
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Okay. Go ahead, Chuck. Show them your
trick.
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Thank you.
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I love that.
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That was really funny, Chuck.
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And I'm so lucky to go next.
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Good work, Dunville.
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Now the victim's clean.
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He's dead, but clean.
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Gee, Pete.
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Well, that experience with blow -up
dolls finally paid off.
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I wish. I wish. Then I'd know how to
deflate you and shove you back in your
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Marty, you're next.
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But, sir, the idiot's in the way of the
dummy.
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What? What?
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I'm sorry. I have to let her.
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Don't worry, the dummy will.
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I mean, she likes you.
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Get out of here.
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Now, think about it. She's putting her
mouth where your mouth was.
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So? It's like she's kissing you.
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Now, come on, guys. The girl, she's
always insulting me.
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Well, maybe every insult is just a
little...
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Aren't you coming to the hospital? No,
I'm still on probation.
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I thought they were letting you work the
stockroom. Yeah, but yesterday I
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stacked some glass beakers onto some
cotton balls.
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There's an incident.
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Well, you know what? Hey, look on the
bright side. You don't have to call in
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sick to watch a marathon.
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Yeah, yeah. How great is this? And how
lucky are we to live at the 19 -mile
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mark? You know, the exact distance when
a runner's body is drained of all
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essential nutrients.
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Cramp, wham, laugh, laugh, laugh.
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Remember the guy who threw up in his
Dixie cup?
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Hey, guys. Hey.
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Sharon, where have you been? We've got
to get our spots.
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Guys, I have bad news. I can't stay.
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Johnny and I are going to register for
the wedding.
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What? No. I thought Johnny was going to
be re -standing Mrs. Abernathy's floors.
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Yeah, I was going to, but she answered
the door in her invisible house coat
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again, so I'm free to do errands.
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I don't think you're blowing me off
again, Sharon.
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You know, first movie night, then you
canceled the Celtic game, and St.
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Patrick's Day. Pete and I...
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We had to drink by ourselves.
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Yeah, Chad, three leprechauns are funny.
Two leprechauns is just sad.
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I'm sorry. Give me a break. I'm busy.
I'm planning a wedding. Sharon, you know
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what? Stay if you want. I'll go pick up
the china pattern myself.
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Gotta go.
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All right, buddy. You know what? Looks
like it's just us.
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What's the point?
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Point?
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It's a marathon. There is no point.
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You're disgusting.
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No, no, no.
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See, there's this girl at work, and we
were doing CPR on a dummy, and she went
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after me, but she didn't wipe the mouth
first.
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Oh. Well, she's got a thing for you.
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Or a thing for bacteria.
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Tomato, tomato.
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Witch. Wench.
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Okay. Look at it this way. If one of the
guys at the station was eating an ice
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cream cone, would you take a lick? Of
course not. Oh.
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But if you and I were dating, it
wouldn't be a big deal, right?
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Okay, if you and I were dating, then
that ice cream would be the last
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food left on our scorched planet.
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So yes, yes, I would have some.
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See?
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Okay. All right, yeah, I'm going to ask
her out. No, no, no. If you let her know
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that you like her, she'll lose all
respect for you. She wants mystery,
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uncertainty. That's what fuels romance.
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That's ridiculous.
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What do you know?
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That's why I haven't slept alone in six
years, and you're sitting here with the
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megaphone heckling people in better
shape than you.
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All right, all right, all right, all
right. Come here, start over. I'll
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this time.
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Sure. How could you even ask? Don't you
know that napkin swans have been hunted
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near extinction?
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Is that that hard to say? I don't care.
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Okay, listen, you know, since, uh, since
we didn't get to hang out today, I was
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thinking that maybe you, me, and Pete,
well, we could all go out tonight.
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Aren't you going to Johnny's bachelor
party with your saucy buddies?
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No. As much as we love being put in a
headlock and called college boy all
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long, we had to pass.
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buddy tonight you should go out with
yours okay you're right okay fun all
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right it'll be just like college okay oh
boy we'll drink until you throw up or
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meet a girl all
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right this better be good
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the marathon?
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I still am.
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So how may the germ be of service?
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Well, uh, oh, well, you can start by,
uh, holding this pillow.
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I, uh, I need you to locate an old video
game machine for me. So give me the
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details. Okay, all right. It's an old
arcade game. Used to be a mulligan. It's
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called caterpillar.
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That relic?
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Oh, sure, no problem. I'll rev up my
time machine and set it to pre -MTV.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna make this brief so you get off
my couch.
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The machine has my name and Sharon's
name carved right into the side.
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Wait a minute, so you want the machine?
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Yes, absolutely.
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Sharon's going to flip when she sees it.
We spent half our college in front of
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that thing. You know, we even made it to
level 23.
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At the time, it was very exciting.
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Okay, well, it ain't much to go on, but
I'll call a guy who knows a guy, and
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you've got to give me a couple days.
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No, no, I need to know where it's at
tonight.
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Tonight? Yes.
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Dude, now I'm just going to have to make
a call straight to the guy.
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You know, we just cleaned these things
two days ago. I know, I know. I keep
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telling him, step around the soot.
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What are you even doing here? I mean,
me, I come from a whole line of
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firefighters.
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I don't know. I guess I just always
wanted to be a fireman.
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Well, you know, ever since I found out I
couldn't be a superhero.
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The capes, they make me look chunky.
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So do your fireman pants.
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So, uh, got any big plans tonight?
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No, nothing special.
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How about you?
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Uh, well, some of my friends are going
to a bar called Mulligan's.
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You think you might be in the
neighborhood?
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I don't know, maybe.
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What time are you going to be there?
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Me?
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I don't even know if I'm going.
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You know, maybe I will.
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Maybe I won't.
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What does that mean?
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Nothing.
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Or something.
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Yep.
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I'm a mystery.
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Well, good luck with that.
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beer's over here. Go to hell, Bergen.
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And they say you can't go home again.
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Hey, relax.
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Cheryl will be here. What?
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No, no, no, no. I'm looking for Marty
from the fire station.
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What? You're not supposed to invite
anyone. It's supposed to be the three of
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Pete. I didn't invite her, Berg.
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I told her not to meet me here, and I'm
hoping she shows.
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Oh, hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. No,
that's okay. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
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God. I know.
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Have they changed anything here?
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They had a loo.
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Have you noticed where we're sitting?
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Oh, my God. It's our table.
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Yeah.
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And? And? We have our names carved
around here somewhere.
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There we are. Berg.
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Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Oh.
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I don't get it. Blows what? Blow
bubbles?
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Oh, and there you are, Sharon Carter.
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Yeah. We'll have to re -carve it. What
do you mean? I'll be Sharon Donnelly.
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Wow.
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You're taking his name? I didn't think
you'd do that.
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Why wouldn't I? No reason. I just
thought you might want to hang on to a
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of independent.
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She's not back there.
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Sheriff's changing her name to Donnelly.
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Your last name, right?
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Hey, Miss Hottie.
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Hey, this is the lead you were asking
for. Oh, all right.
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Hey, first...
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I'm busted.
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Why would you do that?
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I hit a nerve, huh?
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Well, look, guys, I'm gonna get out of
here. You know, I just met this
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marathoner from Zimbabwe.
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We're both, like, totally skinny.
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my big surprise for you. Drink up, guys.
We are going to an all -night car wash
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in Stockbridge.
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Ooh, who do you know?
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Can I take your order?
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Baby, come and take a bachelor party.
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I snuck up to see you.
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They don't even know I'm gone.
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Now, bachelor parties are all about a
bunch of guys getting together, coming
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terms with their friend, moving on.
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Right now, the strippers really seem to
be helping them cope with their loss.
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Oh, I'm supposed to give this to you.
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College boys!
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Hey, what do you say I get us a pool
table? That sounds Mrs. Donnelly. All
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right, Mr.
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Donnelly. What is wrong with that guy?
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What are you talking about?
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He blows off his own bachelor party so
he can spy on you. What a control freak.
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I'd like him to leave.
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Why?
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Sheriff, tonight was supposed to be the
three of us.
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Sheriff, it wasn't supposed to be just
the three of us.
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Oh, is that Marty?
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This is a big deal.
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Well, you know what? The old Sharon
would have understood.
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I'm leaving.
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Hey, Burke, where are you going? We're
up next. Get your hands off me. What's
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your problem?
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You're my problem.
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You're my problem. We were having a good
time, so you showed up here and started
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putting me in a headlock.
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How do you like it, trade school boy?
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Fine. Just let him go.
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Okay, knock it off. You knock it off.
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She's the state of your bachelor party.
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Whoa.
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You know, and he gave it everything he
had. If he didn't punch like a girl,
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could have really hurt.
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Johnny, put this popsicle on your face.
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Pete, I told you to get a bag of ice.
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What, are you kidding me? It's like $1
.98 a bag.
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This isn't over.
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You know, if he thinks I'm happy with
him running down the street crying, he
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sadly mistaken.
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Pete, Johnny, just calm down. What's he
thinking?
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Does he think I'd just be okay with
that?
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I'm going to bust him up. I'm going to
put his head through a wall.
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What is it with your friends?
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pops me for no reason? This one kisses
you.
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He did pop you for no reason.
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Johnny, what do you want me to do?
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Yes, they're idiots. Yes, they do stupid
things. Like pop you for no reason.
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You think Brooke's jealous of me?
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Who wouldn't be?
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You have me.
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Okay. Yeah, kinda.
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I got another little problem.
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What? Pops got stuck to my face.
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Ashley!
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Ashley, come on and answer the door!
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Ashley, the sun's down, so...
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Am I bothering you? Is no more here?
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He's sleeping.
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Hmm.
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Hey, can I ask him for one of his
jerseys?
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Pete! It's late.
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Look, why don't you get your baba and go
back to your crib?
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I need to talk to you. Marty completely
blew me off. Shh.
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What? I told you not to make any plans
with her. I didn't. I told her I might
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at Mulligan's, and I might not, and she
didn't show.
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Huh.
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Well, maybe she needs a stronger hint.
Oh, okay, okay. Here's what you do.
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Late at night, drive back and forth in
front of her house really slowly.
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Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Because in the movies, the stalker
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the girl.
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Fine. Have a nice sleep alone. I'm going
back to bed with my famous boyfriend.
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I can't believe that Nomar fell for all
of this. Nomar, no. He asked me out and
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I said yes. We didn't play any games.
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Oh. Oh, and this is the first healthy
relationship I've ever been in.
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Wow, I've really grown.
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You've grown? What about me? I blow it
with Marty thanks to you.
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Pete, don't screw around with people's
emotions. It'll get you nowhere.
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How can a place with so many air
fresheners smell this bad?
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I think you owe us an apology.
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You just have to accept that Johnny and
I are getting married, okay?
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Did you stop playing that stupid
caterpillar game?
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Hey, it's not stupid.
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This was my big surprise for you.
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A run -down machine and a dollar car
wash?
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Wow, this surprise ranks right up there
with the used pinto I got for my 16th
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birthday.
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It was the very same machine that we
used to play at Mulligan.
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Right. The very same machine.
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It is. Look, this is where I took a bite
out of it. Senior year.
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The same night I gave up Jägermeister.
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You tracked this down?
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Yeah.
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Why?
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You remember the good times we used to
share over this game?
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Yeah. You know, when everything was so
easy, you know, and life was... We just
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knew that life was going to turn out
great. Well, you know, I thought maybe
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one night we could... Bring it all back.
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Oh, Bert.
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You're such an idiot. What?
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You're not mad at Johnny because he took
me away.
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You're mad because your life sucks right
now. Yo, that is not true. Okay, think
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about it. You're on probation.
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You're not seeing anybody. And your
newest friend is named Jerm.
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At least he's there for me.
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When you were going out with Ashley and
your career was going great, you were
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dying to hang out with me.
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I go weeks without hearing from you. But
did I come down and punch Ashley in the
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face? I loved hanging out with you in
college. I loved hanging out with you
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after college.
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But, you know, I mean, things change.
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Don't you think I know that?
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Then why are you acting like this?
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Why? You know why?
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Just because I act like I don't care
doesn't mean I don't care.
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You know, and the old Sharon, she knew
that.
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I didn't have to tell her that I was
hurting, you know. She'd just make me
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or give me a hug or something. And I
guess I just miss her.
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Oh, Berg.
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You're not going to hit me again, are
you?
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You want a hug or you want to laugh?
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The old Sharon would know.
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Come here, college boy.
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Okay, easy there. All right.
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Okay, okay. Come here.
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Come here, Mrs. Donnelly.
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Hello, Berg.
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Johnny, what are you doing here?
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Where's Pete?
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I sent him out. Oh.
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Good, good.
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Well, obviously I don't need to smack
you around anymore, so I'll leave you
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alone. Oh, not so fast.
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My unblemished little friend.
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You've got some unfinished business.
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Okay.
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I got something I want to give you.
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Okay, okay.
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But not the face, because I'm cute.
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And not the hands, because I'm a doctor.
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And you could call me a nasty name.
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I'm really sensitive.
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Oh, what are you going to do with that?
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Stick it to your face.
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Excuse me? Stick it to your face. Okay.
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This isn't so bad.
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Just wait.
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Six.
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Hey,
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Marty. Hey, citizen demand of mystery.
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Maybe you're staying in front of me.
Maybe you're not.
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Look, I want to apologize for the way
I've been acting. I've just been
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some bad advice from a friend.
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Well, not so much a friend, more like
living proof that evil walks the earth.
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Chuck,
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that better not be the last one.
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It is. Too bad I already drank from it.
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Like I care.
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I guess she likes me too, huh?
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