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Hey, you know what, honey?
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I think this basement's really common
together. I mean, took a little getting
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used to, but I think it's kind of homey.
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Yeah.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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And maybe later, the guards will give us
a half hour in the yard.
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Hey, guys.
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If all this Y2K hysteria turns out to be
true, our neighborhood has an old bomb
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shelter. Hey, hey, hey! Let me guess.
I'm cleaning it!
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So, uh, what's going on for New Year's?
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I don't know. Sharon won't tell me the
details. That's right. I'm planning a
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very intimate, romantic dinner.
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Until what? Eight o 'clock? No jeans?
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Sorry, Pete.
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Charlie and I discussed it, and as much
as we love our friends, I want to spend
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the last night of the century in the
arms of the man I love.
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Were these in the toilet?
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Hello, hello.
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Hey, Ash, what brings you down here?
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Cloven hooves.
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Ah, Pete, the reason people no longer
buy mistletoe.
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So, uh, guys, if you don't have plans, I
am having a New Year's party.
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Nothing huge, just a few friends. What
do you say?
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Oh, that's so sweet, but Johnny and I
are going to spin it together.
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Pete? Wait a minute, let me get this
straight.
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You are inviting me to your party.
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You're not going to fill me with candy
and whack me with a stick, are you?
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No, it's the new year, and my resolution
is to be a more compassionate person
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and to get along with those around me.
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Oh, my God, the world really is going to
end.
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Hello, Bird.
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Hey, Ashley, how you doing? What's that
smile about?
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What did you do to Pete?
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Nothing.
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Look, it's the new year, so...
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Why don't we just wipe the slate clean
and try and be kind and friendly to each
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other? Can we do that?
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You know what, Ash?
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I'd love to be friends.
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Great. Well, I am having a New Year's
party.
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Just some people, cheap champagne,
karaoke, and you, if you'd like to come.
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Sounds great, but I can't, actually. I'm
on duty.
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Yes!
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Sorry, that was just a holdover from
1999.
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Hello, Dr. Walker.
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Dr. Vamasey.
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So, what did you do for Christmas?
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I worked.
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Oh. Yes, I spent the holiest night of
the year treating a wise man who
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his beard with crazy glue.
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What did you do?
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Oh, I went home to visit my family.
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Well, that sounds nice. Oh, great. Next
year, I'll send you.
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So, hey,
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what are you doing for New Year's?
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Nothing. I put my name on the list for
ER.
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Oh, hey. Hey, hey, you should come to my
party. I mean, it's nothing much, but,
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you know, I'd love to see you out of
your scrubs.
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I mean, in other clothes, in normal
clothes. Just come.
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What a treat. I was expecting pizza, but
here's something even more delicious.
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Listen, um... Irene, I want to do
something nice, but
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honestly, I'm afraid.
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Oh, Pete Dunville, the only thing you
should be afraid of is kryptonite.
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Right. Well, listen, um...
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All right, there's this party upstairs,
and you're probably going to hear about
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it, so I was wondering if you'd like
to... Be your date. Not my date.
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Not my date.
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But if you wanted to come with me and...
And kiss you at midnight.
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No, see, that's the thing I'm afraid of.
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All right, look, Irene, I don't want you
left out on New Year's Eve, okay? So I
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would like you to come with me to
Ashley's party, provided... Calm down.
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provided you can act like a normal
person for a couple of hours.
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Oh, Pete Dunville, I am on cloud 99 that
you are asking me to be your escort on
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the eve of a new and grand era.
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I am not only honored.
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I'm up to the task.
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Okay, right there. None of that.
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Okie dokie, artichokie. And no rhyming.
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Can do. Oh, Kitty Bum Bum was having a
party for the rest of the cat.
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Oh, well, I'll just slip out quietly.
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Remember the buzzword.
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Normal.
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Mr.
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Goulet.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God, it is you.
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You sound surprised.
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Have you been misplacing patients?
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No, no, it's just that we've had four
Tom Jones this month and not one of them
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have panned out.
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So, what seems to be the trouble?
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Magazines here suck.
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Oh, that's a children's magazine.
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I know, it sucks.
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Hey, that's my magazine.
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You'll make a great ex -wife someday.
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Mr. Goulet, we know you didn't come here
for the magazines.
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Yeah, I've had an earache the last
couple of days, and last night on the
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felt a little dizzy.
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Oh, well, let's have a look, shall we?
Mm -hmm.
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Okay, say ah.
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Ah!
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Well, I'm not sure, but I'll check with
my attending. It looks to me like you
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have an inner ear infection. They're
going to give you some drop.
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You want to keep it warm and no flying
for a couple of days, okay?
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You've got to be kidding, Doc. I'm on a
flight to Las Vegas tonight. I'm
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performing New Year's Eve.
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I'm sorry.
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Doc, we have a superstition in my
business. You have to perform New Year's
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or else you're through.
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Well, if you just want to sing, you
know, my friend's having a party.
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Would it be at a casino with a 200 -foot
stage and 60 topless dancers?
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No.
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It would be in a small apartment with
boring people and a karaoke machine.
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Really? I love karaoke.
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Wow, the bathroom is so luxurious to me
now.
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It has a door and everything.
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I feel like I just had a day at the spa.
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Come in.
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Is Berg here? He asked me to stop by.
Not yet. Hey, while you're here, listen,
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I'm bringing someone to the party. Is
that okay?
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Sure. If you can afford to pay her all
the way through midnight.
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He's taking Irene.
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I bet she wears a diaper and comes as
baby New Year.
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No, no, no, no. It'll be something more
subtle.
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She'll probably bathe herself in urine,
put chewing gum on her head, and come as
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Times Square.
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She wouldn't do that.
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Would she?
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I don't see why not.
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I mean, unless one of her cats talks her
out of it.
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Hello, people.
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Hey. Oh, hey, Bert. I got your number.
What's so important that you couldn't
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leave it on my machine?
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I talked one of my patients into coming
to your party. He's agreed to entertain.
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You can thank me later.
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It's Robert Goulet.
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Robert Goulet.
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Roberto Goulet!
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then while we're down in the basement
having our special evening.
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Would you rather see Robert Goulet than
spend time alone with me? Only if you
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do. I don't. Then neither do I.
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Hey, I get to come to the party after
all. Hey, that's great.
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Oh, yeah. Well, you should probably
know. I have a date.
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Oh, it won't bother me.
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I mean, I'm bringing Bobby Goulet.
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How's your get -off -work? Oh, I traded
chips with that British guy, Dr.
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Vamathy. What?
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You jerk!
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What'd I do?
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you know exactly what you did. You saw
me inviting Dr. Vamathy and then you
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switched with him. We were supposed to
be nice to each other and you couldn't
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even last one day.
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Well, congratulations, Berg. You've
managed to ruin two centuries for me.
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Where?
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I didn't know.
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Oh, my God.
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I have seen gum in Irene's hair.
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Even the Teletubbies have a New Year's
special.
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Barb, what are you doing? Come on, get
in the shower and get dressed. Irene's
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coming in a few minutes.
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If I go to the party, Ash and I are just
going to take shots at each other all
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night, and I'm not going to start off
the New Year with the same old bad
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pattern. Well, you know what? If you're
not going, I'm not going.
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As your best friend, my place is right
here with you.
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Second thoughts about Irene? What was I
thinking?
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Oh, God, Bert, I'm not cut out to be a
good person.
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That's why the Lord gave us good looks.
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That's her. What do you want to do?
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I don't know. Make up an excuse. Okay.
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Make it believable.
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I will.
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And don't hurt her feelings.
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Wait. Make me look good.
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Hey, Pete. What?
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Hi.
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Good evening, Berg. Is Peter ready?
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Damn.
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Pete, I think you're going to want to
take a look at this.
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You sure?
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Pretty sure.
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Berg,
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how long was I unconscious?
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Is that you? You look amazing.
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Oh, Kitty Bum Bum said the same thing.
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Okay, it's you.
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Thanks. Shall we go?
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Yeah.
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Oh, uh, Bird. Go, go, go. Have fun.
Happy New Year.
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You sure?
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Yeah, I'll be fine. I'm going to have a
great time.
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All right. Okay.
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I'm going to crash Kitty Bum Bum's
party.
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You've done something different with
your... self.
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Why, yes, and I have a date for New
Year's. And you.
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Hello, Irene.
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Excuse me. Is this the party? Oh, yes,
it is. Oh, please, Mr. Goulet, come in.
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I've had more people in my bathtub.
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Oh.
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Gosh, I'm sorry the party's so small.
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No, no, no, that doesn't bother me. Five
people or 5 ,000.
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Just crank up that old karaoke machine
because your daddy is ready to sing.
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Sharon, I can hear him.
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Robert Goulet is singing in my pipes.
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That's great, baby. Are you ready for
surprise number one?
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Uh -huh, sure, honey.
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Hey!
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Trying to be sexy here.
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And doing a great job, honey.
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Are we making too much noise?
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Robert Goulet is not noise, young lady.
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Goulet and I on a tour bus.
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That's noise.
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Hey, Bob!
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Remember me?
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Hey, Ash, this party's turned out to be
pretty good. Well, I'm glad you're
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having a good time, because I don't know
anyone here, and thanks to your
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roommate, I don't even have a date.
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Any opportunity he can find to make me
more miserable, he takes it.
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You're running low on beer.
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Hey, I have your punch, Avery.
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Irene? Oh, I'm sorry, Pete.
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There is just something hypnotic about
this music man.
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Oh, he touches the woman inside of me.
His words speak to my soul.
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He just sang Car Wash.
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Not now, Pete.
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I'm still feeling goulet.
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Were you just in apartment E? Did you
see Mr. Goulet? Yes, and I'm coming
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back. It ain't Goulet without a jack and
seven.
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Donnie.
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Keep it down, Goulet. We're trying to
have a romantic evening down here.
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You're out here trying to listen to
Robert Goulet. What is with you and
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Goulet? You're like a freak for Robert
Goulet.
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Okay.
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Okay, look.
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My grandfather used to play his records
all the time, and he would sing along,
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and I'd fall asleep on his lap. And you
know what, sweetie?
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I never felt so safe and so loved.
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Somehow, hearing Robert Goulet sing, it
just brings my grandfather a little bit
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closer.
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Your grandfather moved to Florida with
his home health care worker.
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What, does someone have to be dead for
it to be a good memory?
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Johnny.
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Johnny.
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The unbeatable foe. It's an impossible
dream.
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To bear with unbearable power.
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To reach the unreachable night.
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Thank you, thank you. I'm going to take
a break right now.
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Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
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Mr. Goulet.
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I was a waitress once. Do you have a tip
for me?
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Yes. Watch out for older men.
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Oh, Mr.
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Goulet.
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Call me Bob Goulet.
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Oh, it is you.
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Excuse me?
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We take the same train.
259
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You smiled at me once, but I was too shy
to say hi.
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But I made the New Year's resolution to
not let opportunities slip away.
261
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Oh, that's nice. Would you excuse me? I
have to slip away.
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I don't really miss the audiences that
much. You know what I really miss?
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And I don't share this with everyone.
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I am your safe harbor, Bob Goulet.
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I really miss my cats.
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All seven of them.
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Oh, goody.
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Between us, we have almost 50 cats.
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Okay.
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You're not moving in on my date, are
you, Mr. Goulet?
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Yes, I am.
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Oh, hey.
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Hi. Dr. Fantasy.
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How long have you been here? 20 minutes.
Great party. I came as soon as I found
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out Robert Goulet was here. Oh, wow. Who
told you? Bergen. He showed up at the
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hospital and insisted on taking my
shift.
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Really? Yeah.
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He really is a great guy.
279
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Yeah. Yeah, sometimes he surprises you.
280
00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:57,090
So, hey, are you going to stick around
for a while?
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Absolutely. Goulet and I are on the lift
to sing the Tomato Tomato song.
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The next time we open a champagne
bottle, what do we do?
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We point it away from our face.
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Hello, Bert.
285
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Hey, Ashley, how's the party?
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It's great.
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Goulet's a big hit.
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Listen, I wanted to thank you for
holding up your end of the resolution
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apologize for the whole Dr. Vanity
misunderstanding.
290
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I should have given you more credit.
291
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Oh, well, thank you. No, no, thank you.
292
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It's nice to see that we can really just
be friends.
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So, Happy New Year.
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Happy New Year.
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Johnny?
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I'm in the bathroom, honey, just a
minute.
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Okay.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
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00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:12,430
Wow, this reminds me of cutting through
the kitchen at the Sands.
300
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Sharon, honey, I'm really sorry.
301
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No, no, no, baby, I'm sorry. The point
of this whole night should be that we
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both have a good time and that it's one
that we'll always remember.
303
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:23,950
Exactly what I was thinking.
304
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Okay, okay, okay.
305
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When he comes out, you start singing.
306
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Okay, here I come.
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If ever I
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would leave you.
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Wouldn't be in summer.
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Seeing you in summer.
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Some hug.
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What is it with us? We either fight or
we have sex.
313
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Yeah. We ought to find some middle
ground.
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That could be our New Year's resolution.
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Great.
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Can you get my clothes for me?
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I need to get back to my date.
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Happy New Year.
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This century's gonna stop.
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You say
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either, and I say either.
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You say neither, and I say neither.
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Either, either, neither, neither.
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You say potato.
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You say tomato.
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And I say tomato. Thank you. Potato.
Potato.
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Tomato. Tomato.
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Holy, holy.
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What?
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I'm supposed to sing with him.
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You know what? You've been hogging the
machine all night, Goulet.
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