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Homeless guy?
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Do you mind rummaging a little later?
I'm just trying to get some sleep.
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Okay, thank you very much.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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How was my nice comfy bed?
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It was wonderful.
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How was the couch? A little lumpy.
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Well, listen.
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Thanks for breaking in my nephew's
baseball mitt.
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I had a dream Cal Ripken was cupping my
tenders. Listen.
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How's the apartment up? Anything I can
help you out with?
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Nope. Because it will.
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Just tell me what's holding you up.
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Is it a money issue? Do you need boxes?
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Packing tape? Why won't you leave?
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Well, congratulations, Berg.
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I'm leaving.
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I'm leaving right now.
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But I'll be right back.
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I break up with her, and yet she stays.
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I tell her it's over, and yet she's
here.
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Pete, why won't she leave?
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That's as hard to answer as why you went
out with her in the first place.
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Hi, Pete.
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You're wearing all black. It's
Thanksgiving.
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Where are your drumstick earrings?
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Oh, God, somebody didn't die, did they?
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the emptiness of my soul.
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On a day when I normally give thanks for
all I have, I have nothing and no one
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to share it with.
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See, Pete, I've lost my smile.
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The black is very slimming.
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Okay, then, I guess just happy
Thanksgiving. Okay, you too.
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Oh, and hey, good luck finding that
smile.
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I can't listen to her cry.
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No.
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Hey, maybe we should turn on the stereo.
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It ran out so fast, I didn't have a
chance to invite you to Thanksgiving
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I don't want your pity.
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You sure?
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Okay, just let me get my purse.
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Okay, but we'll bill you later.
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No, silly. My mom always told me to
carry a purse, or people will think
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boy.
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Your mom sounds great.
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So listen, I'll just, I'll tell Bert.
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I mean...
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You?
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It's Chet.
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Right, right, right. Yeah, I just, I
didn't recognize you, you know, indoors.
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Hey, Berg.
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Ashley, um, are you aware that the man
who pees in our flower planter is
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standing right behind you?
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All part of the circle of life.
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Chet. Hi, uh, here you go.
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So, Burke, I've invited Chet to our
place for dinner.
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What? How could you do that?
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Well, we could have gone to his place,
but somebody parked on it.
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Burke, I invited Irene to dinner.
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Oh, standing.
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That's just great, guys. You know, hey,
maybe Sharon will invite the guy from
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the bus stop who keeps trying to show me
his extra nipple.
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At his loss, it's quite a nipple.
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Make yourself at home. I was just going
to sit down and watch some football.
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Oh, great. So was I. I got a lot of
money on this.
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Cowboys are going to win.
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Really? I give you so sure.
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Pete, come on. Think about it. Who would
win in a fight between a dolphin and a
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cowboy?
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I mean, dolphins have fins.
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Cowboys have guns.
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I guess that's why the Browns never win.
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Hey, everybody.
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Food is here.
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Yes. Wait till you try Johnny's Jell -O
Surprise.
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Surprise! It's just Jell -O.
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Hey, honey, until you find another job,
we can't be throwing our money away on
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frivolous things.
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Baby, it's Thanksgiving, a time for
generosity, for digging a little deeper.
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What's the bum doing here?
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We prefer hobo.
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That's just a bit of homeless humor,
Sharon.
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How did you know my name? You might not
notice me, but I notice you guys. I
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mean, I know about everything that goes
on around here.
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It's a lot easier to keep your ear to
the ground if you actually have your ear
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to the ground.
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Speaking of which, you've got a little
gum in your sideburns.
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You know, you've been a little tense
lately.
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You lose your job?
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How did you know that?
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From your trash.
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I mean, you've circled the want ads.
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You've increased your ice cream
consumption.
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Oh, and I found that letter from your
mom saying, sorry, you lost your job.
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Do me. Do me. All right.
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Judging from the amount of your hair in
the trash and your father's comb over,
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I'd say somebody's fighting a losing
battle.
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Okay. Do someone else.
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Oh, thank you, Chad.
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Oh, no. Damn cowboys.
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What's that?
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Oh, it's my good luck charm. It'll help
turn this game around.
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What happened to its leg?
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Well, they missed four field goals last
week.
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When he learns to kick straight, he'll
get his leg back.
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Hey, that turkey smells good.
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Yeah.
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Actually, it's just a really big
chicken.
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What a day to skip breakfast.
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Let me let you in on a little secret,
Berg.
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All products are the same.
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You're only paying for the packaging.
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So you've just been conditioned to
believe that wine from a bottle is
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than wine from a box.
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You know, I think you're supposed to let
this breathe.
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Pete, give it a kiss.
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How about a hug?
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No,
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Pete, come on and start down. Kiss it.
Kiss it quick. No!
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Look what I found hanging in the
bathroom. Hey.
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Hey, that's my suit.
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I was teaming up with Wrinkle.
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Well, beggars can't be choosers.
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Ashley, you just invited Chet here to
get back at me. No, I invited him here
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because it's Thanksgiving.
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Ashley, this whole thing is getting old.
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Oh, not for me.
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Hey, um, why won't you leave?
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I mean, that's what normal couples do
when they break up.
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But not you.
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You stay.
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Why won't you leave?
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What do you want me to do, Berg?
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Leave!
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Oh, boy, that makes me feel much better.
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Women. Women, women, women, women.
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You know, I used to make a pretty good
living when I was a stockbroker until my
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wife just spent me right into the
poorhouse.
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Of course, I don't have to tell you, do
I?
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You mean Sharon?
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She doesn't spend that much.
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The Gucci garment bags alone kept me
warm during the whole winter.
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Hey, come on. I'll talk to her, all
right? I mean, maybe she can learn from
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mistakes.
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Thanks, hobo.
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We'll help people for food.
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I think you're a little hard on Ashley.
I know.
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I hate this.
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I hate looking bad.
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I'm just saying, you know, maybe she
tried being nice to her. I mean, look at
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Irene. All she needed was a friend.
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Oh, kiss the doll, Pete, quick. Would
you get that thing out of my face?
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No, no, you moved. You moved off the
lucky spot.
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What are you talking about?
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The spot where you were sitting when the
cowboys were driving. You got up. They
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fumbled. Okay, all right. That's it. You
know what? I felt bad for you. And I
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thought that maybe, maybe we could sit
in here and have a normal time and watch
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the game. And instead, you had me
kissing the doll's lucky spot.
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Pete, every time you wave your arms,
they get sad.
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Irene!
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Enough!
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I'll kiss your doll.
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I don't know why I'm so nice to her.
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I know why I'm nice to her.
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She's got a gun in her purse.
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No, come on. I know she's a little odd,
but... Nothing in her trash. Cat food
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and shell casings.
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She doesn't have a lot of cats.
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Trust me, that wingnut is two months
away from being my neighbor.
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She was about ready to crack.
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You should have seen her this morning.
She was depressed and crying.
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And she insisted on getting her purse.
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You certainly have nothing to worry
about.
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I mean, you've been such a sweetheart to
her.
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I gotta go.
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So, I think the way to solve all our
problems is to have Ashley move into our
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spare room.
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No way. That's where I keep my weights.
Oh, come on. She's going through a lot
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right now. I don't know.
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Popo Chat said she could pay a third of
the rent. Let's move her in after we
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eat.
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Johnny tells me you've got woman
problems.
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I really don't think that's any of your
business.
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I understand. Tough situation.
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So, when is Ashley due?
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Uh, Ashley's not pregnant. There was a
pregnancy test in the garbage.
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Everything came up baby.
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Well, you can't be sure that's Ashley.
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I hear Mrs. Abernathy's dog's gonna have
puppies.
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You're probably right.
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But then why is Ashley still living
here?
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I've been asking myself that same
question.
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Could it be that she wants to be near
the baby's father?
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What is that called?
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Nesting?
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Oh, my God, what am I going to do?
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I don't know about you, but I'm going to
lick that turkey again.
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Irene, I'll be right back.
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Look, I'm still on the lucky spot.
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Okay, Bert, we have a situation. I've
got my own stuff going on. Irene has a
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in her purse, and I'm afraid she's going
to use it if she gets upset.
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Ashley's pregnant. Oh, my God.
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Kind of puts you to a game. You're
having me perspective, doesn't it?
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Are you sure?
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Of course I'm sure.
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The hobo told me.
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What are you going to do?
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I don't know. All I know is we had sex
and now she's pregnant.
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Well, at least the worst part is over.
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I don't know if I'm ready to be a
father. I mean, I can barely cut my own
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Don't be ridiculous.
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You're going to be a terrific father.
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You think?
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You're going to be a great dad. You
know, if you could ever get over your
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of the mother.
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So, you know, we were just... So,
anyway...
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Sharon and I were thinking it would just
be easier if you moved upstairs with
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us.
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Really? Yeah. I mean, what kind of
friends would we be if we didn't help
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back on your feet?
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Oh, gosh, that's one of the nicest
things anyone's ever done for me.
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At 350 a month, not including utilities.
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Thanks, Johnny.
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I'll have to think about it.
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325.
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It's really not about the money. Okay.
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Then it's 350.
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Too happy.
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What do you mean?
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Because he's a man and she's a woman on
the rebound.
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The rest, nature's special.
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Johnny would never do that, and Ashley's
a good friend.
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You're right.
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I don't even know what I was thinking.
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You're a lover and you're best friend.
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That never happens.
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Hey, let me give you a hand. No, it's
okay. I can handle it. No, no, I got it.
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got a good, good luck.
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How are you doing?
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I'm fine. But I'll feel much better
after I've eaten.
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Listen to your body.
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It knows what it needs.
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Doesn't that look like a baby's butt?
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I love baby's butts.
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Okay, what is wrong with you?
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Nothing. Do you know you're glowing?
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Do you know that you make my skin crawl?
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And your ankles swell.
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Why won't you tell me about the baby?
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Let me talk to her. I think she'll
listen to me.
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You're right. Maybe coming from someone
she respects.
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I don't want Ashley moving in with that.
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But you just told me to ask her.
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And this is the one time you decide to
listen to me?
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I need your help. Not now. Carry on.
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I can't believe I ever got together with
that moron. Come on, sugar.
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Can't fool me. You're still hung up on
the guy. Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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I'm totally over him.
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You just squirt all you want.
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Oh, I don't know what I'm going to do.
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You have to open up to Berg.
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You have to tell him how much that he
hurt you.
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Until you admit it, you can't get past
it.
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gonna throw that back in my face.
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Hey, come on. Give Berg a shot.
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If you let down your walls, I think
you're gonna see a side of Berg that
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never seen.
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God.
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Why couldn't I meet a guy like you?
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Only with a job and an apartment.
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They're running out the clock.
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Call timeout. Call timeout!
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Hey, Irene.
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You know what's really good luck?
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It's when you give somebody your purse
and then they lock it in the closet.
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You're insane.
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Hey, how'd it go? Good news.
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Really? Yeah, false alarm.
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Really? Yep, you're not the father. Oh,
God.
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It's your buddy Pete.
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What?
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Ashley just told me. Congratulations,
you're off the hook.
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No way. No, no way. All they do is
fight.
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Oh, right. And fighting never leads to
sex?
285
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,080
I mean, how did you and Ashley get
together anyway?
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Yes.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Okay, everybody, dinner's ready.
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Oh, wow, it smells great, Johnny.
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Thank you. At least somebody around here
appreciates my cooking.
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Well, why don't you just marry her?
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I don't like losing.
293
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I hate losing. I can't stand another day
of losing.
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Hey, hey, Irene, Irene, it's not whether
you win or lose. It's how you handle
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never winning.
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Okay, who would like to try some great
cranberry sauce?
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I've seen better food in my overcoat
pocket.
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Okay, I'll try some.
299
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Oh, look at Ashley dig into Johnny's
cranberries.
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Hey, you know what we should do? We
should go around the table and tell each
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other what we're thankful for.
302
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Irene, why don't we start with you?
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Pass. No, come on there. I said pass!
Okay.
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Um, anybody else?
305
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There's something I'd like to say.
306
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Why, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let Ashley go first.
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Um, I'd like to talk to Berg in private.
309
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Why bother? They're going to find out
sooner or later.
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Ashley's pregnant.
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What? And I'm not the father.
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Hobo chat.
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I'm not laughing at you guys.
314
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I'm laughing at Pete.
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Wait a minute.
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You were lying?
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Why would you do this?
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We invite you into our home and all you
do is get us fighting with each other?
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It's my version of dinner and a show.
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hurt my shoulder i'm sorry irene i was
just trying to you know protect my
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friends and in the process of course you
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right here.
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Simberg, I want you to know I loved you.
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And you hurt me.
325
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And I couldn't leave until I could admit
that.
326
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,110
And I'm only telling you now because I
want to move on.
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So, Johnny, I accept your offer.
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00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:23,570
Oh, um... Just one minute.
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Of course she can't, Johnny.
330
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Oh, gosh. You know, Ashley is our
friend.
331
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Come on. Let's go celebrate.
332
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Johnny bought a box of champagne.
333
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,720
You okay, Bert? I'm fine.
334
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,740
It's just, uh... I can't believe she
left me on Thanksgiving.
335
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,080
I'm off to the girls.
336
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,239
Oh, uh...
337
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,940
Johnny, you might not want to refer to
Ashley as a girl that sets her up.
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That and everything else on this list
that Berg and I compiled?
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00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,820
It's just some of her hot buttons.
340
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Like when you're home and she comes home
from the hospital?
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Yeah. Don't do that.
342
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,980
Listen, when you take a shower, don't
leave any water in the bathtub. Or hair.
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Or soap.
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You know what? Best bet?
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Avoid the shower. Avoid the shower.
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That's all on the list. Hey, Johnny.
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Let me see a smile.
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00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,280
Why? We want to remember you this way
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