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break. This isn't even your apartment.
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Ashley, come on. What's going on?
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Bert, it's your girlfriend. She's
hogging the bathroom again. I've been
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out here for 25 minutes.
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Ashley!
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Ashley! You can scrub all you want.
That's still your face.
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What's going on, honey?
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I'm not sure.
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I thought... The door was jammed, and I
thought...
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It's a good thing I didn't make a big
deal about it.
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Oh, good, the bathroom's free.
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No, wait, wait, wait!
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Sure.
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What is this?
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There's no bingo here.
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They must have canceled it.
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Hey, let's stay for counseling.
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No way.
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Oh, come on, baby, please. This is the
only way they'll let us have our wedding
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here. And this church is really special
to me. It's where my mom married my
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favorite stepfather.
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I thought you said it wasn't available
in June.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you the good news.
The couple that had June 24th was
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trampled by a herd of something in
Africa.
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But the church isn't wheelchair
accessible.
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Isn't that great?
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Come on, Mac.
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Oh, excuse us. We're waiting for Father
Viteri. We have our premarital
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counseling session.
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We're here for the same thing. A spa
just opened on June 24th.
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We're trying to get the same date.
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Isn't that neat?
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That's so neat.
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Do something.
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There's no chance you two are going to
Africa, is there?
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been there already.
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We did missionary work last summer.
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Oh.
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Crap. They're holy.
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Johnny, they're gonna take our date.
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Oh, come on.
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We're just as good as them. No, we're
not. We're living together in sin and
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having sex.
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The big night for them is when he
accidentally elbows her in the boob.
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must be Sharon and Johnny.
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Hello, I'm Father Viteras. Nice to meet
you.
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I brought you a little treat, Father.
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What?
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Not the maple bars.
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Oh, yeah!
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Are you working for the devil?
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He asked you a question.
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Well, let's all have a seat. Let's
relax.
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Now,
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I am aware that you two are interested
in the same date. But remember, this is
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not a competition.
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This is religious counseling.
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And it's actually a lot of fun.
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All right, now, who here wants to tell
me something they really love about
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partner?
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Well, it sure isn't sex.
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Hey, Birch.
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Guess where I was.
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You went down to the gas station to use
the bathroom.
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How did you know that?
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Because you've got a huge wooden key in
your pocket.
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Man, they're going to be furious. I
already lost the one attached to the
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Bert, this is ridiculous.
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If you wanted Ashley to move in, why
didn't you just ask me?
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Excuse me. Pete.
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If she moved in, you'd be the first to
know. I am the first to know.
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She doesn't live here.
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She sleeps here every night.
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Okay, look, I don't mean to brag, but
that's not something she can control.
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She doesn't live here. Why is there a
picture of her family in the hallway?
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Why do we have coasters?
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And why are our tissues coming out of a
crocheted cat?
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Stop. I know how you feel about Ashley.
You think she's pushy and manipulative,
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but believe me, Pete, she would never
move into this apartment without my
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permission. Well, how about her
forwarding her mail without your
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Pushy, manipulative.
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Don't let her get away with it. I won't.
Show her she can't do this. She can't.
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Kick her out. No way.
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She moved in here without asking. Is
that the kind of relationship you want?
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No. No, it's not.
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Then do something about it.
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Be a man. Stand up for your rights.
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I can do that.
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Anything less would be pathetic.
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You're right. You are right. I can
barely stand to look at you. Okay.
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We'll have no more of that. All right.
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All right, but you're going to do
something, right? Yeah, you know I'm
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do something. The second she gets back
here, I'm going to tell her I've had it,
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and she has to move out.
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He's had it. He wants you to move out.
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Why is he bringing this up now?
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God, I've been living here for over a
month.
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Anyway, you know, Pete said he's fine if
you spend the night, as long as you,
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you know, live someplace else.
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I guess he's just more comfortable with
our relationship the way it was, I don't
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know, before.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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What happens if I get Pete to say that
it's okay that I live here?
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Oh, I don't know. I fought really hard
for you.
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I almost punched him in the face.
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Well, I think I could convince him.
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There you go. That's the spirit.
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Okay, now I want you to apply that
energy to finding a new place.
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It's a true story.
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But I don't tell that story just for the
laugh.
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No. I tell that story to illustrate the
importance of communication.
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We find that most marital problems can
be traced back to a general lack of
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communication. You know, that's funny. I
was saying exactly the same thing to
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Sharon today on the way to bingo.
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Very good.
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All right. Now, Gail, could you give us
an example of how you and Gary would
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communicate?
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Well, for one thing, every night...
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Gary and I set aside an hour to talk
about our day.
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We call it share time.
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So, during share time, does Gary get to
say anything?
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All right, now, Johnny, could you give
us an example of how communication might
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go between you and Sharon?
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Okay. Well,
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usually I just try to figure out what
will get me into the least amount of
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trouble.
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And I just go with that.
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Well, you didn't do it this time.
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Now, let's not get into a fight, you
two.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I like the way they banter. Oh, yes.
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Yes, a good sense of humor is an
important part of any relationship.
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Oh, believe me, Johnny and I have no
problem communicating.
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Oh, really?
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Elaborate.
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A perfect example of that would be the
time.
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A perfect example.
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Wow, there are so many.
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Well, just pick one.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay.
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I remember once my mom was going into
the hospital for an operation, and my
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flight was delayed home until the next
day.
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And I felt so scared and helpless, you
know?
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But Johnny was there for me.
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He stayed with me all night at the
airport, and we talked about, I don't
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about everything.
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And how was your mother?
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Oh, wonderful.
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They sucked over 50 pounds of fat.
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But the point is, is that Johnny talked
me through one of the worst nights of my
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life.
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Now that is a beautiful story.
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Yeah, just like a fairy tale.
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Dunville Bergen Walker?
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Sorry, Ashley, but you'll be bunking
with the Loch Niskeys.
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I cannot believe you lied to Father
Batari like that. What did you expect me
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do? They were like little Christian con
men.
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And besides, we got the church. I am not
comfortable with this. What?
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But I just, I wanted to...
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Did I get my mail?
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Okay, let's just keep the date, and I
promise, I promise, this is the last
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I lie to a priest. I am not keeping that
date, not unless you go and tell Father
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Viteri the truth. Oh.
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Pete.
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Get out of my way.
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Hey, Pete, Pete, what do you think?
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Sharon, he's not comfortable lying to
clergy.
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Some people would see that as a good
quality.
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And besides, this is his wedding, too.
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I suppose.
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Hello, Peter.
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I've been waiting for you.
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What's up?
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Let's be honest. You don't like me, and
I detest you.
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You don't think much of me, and I think
you're a turd.
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You had me at hello.
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I want you
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to tell Berg that you want me to live
here.
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Yeah, and I want to be a pretty
ballerina and dance at the Dars Ball.
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Open it.
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What is this?
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My share of the rent for one year in
advance.
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And if you don't tell Berg, he'll
continue to pay one half, and with my
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third, you'll only have to pay one
sixth.
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I get all of it.
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Yeah, and I got it in one.
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It's easier for the lap dancers.
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Not so fast, Ashley.
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You got me to the ball.
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Now, let's dance.
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Okay.
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You've got first priority with the
bathroom.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, it's got a good beat.
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But you know what? I'm still leaning
against the wall.
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Okay. I will introduce you to the nurse
of your choice.
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You can have a real one.
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Or a girl that just dresses like one for
parties.
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You got me on the floor now, but it's
just... I just want more stuff.
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Okay, fine.
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This is your final offer.
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You got the cash.
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You got the bathroom.
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You got the nurse.
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And for every three times you insult me,
I will only retort to one.
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That means respond.
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I'm still not sure.
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Okay, Pete, this offer's only good for
ten seconds.
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Seven, six, five, four... All right,
fine, fine, fine, I'll take it, I'll
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it.
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I'd be a great senator.
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So, uh, how much money did you have to
give Bird for him to agree?
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What do you mean?
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Well, this morning he was talking about
throwing you out on your ear and... Now
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I realize I've said something terribly
wrong.
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That jerk.
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I know. Well, if it makes you feel any
better, he won't see a dime of this.
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Forget it. If Berg doesn't want me here,
then all deals are off. No, no, no,
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wait. Come back, Ashley. Ashley.
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I just... And because I was nervous
about losing the June wedding day to
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and who knows if everything she said was
true, I made up that little white lie
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about Johnny talking with me all night.
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And you know what, Father? It wasn't a
complete lie, because someone really did
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stay up with me that night.
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It wasn't Johnny.
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But the point is... No, no, no, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Who did stay up with you? Oh, a friend
of mine, Pete.
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Pete? Yeah.
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He's just a friend.
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I mean, he did kiss me once.
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And he flew to Paris because he was in
love with me.
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And I felt a little something for him.
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But that passed.
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Is this boring? No, no.
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I think I got it.
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You told me the story about you and
another man so that I would think you
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Johnny made a nice couple.
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It made sense at the time.
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So we're on for the 24th.
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Before we talk about that, I think you
and Johnny are overdue for a real
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conversation.
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But that's just a suggestion, right? I
mean, I don't have to if I don't want
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Right, although a marriage should be
based on truth.
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Yeah, but you can't tell him.
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I'll tell you what. I am going to hold
this date for you until tomorrow.
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If you really feel like you're ready to
get married, call me. Oh, we're ready.
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Call me.
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Ashley? Ferg, will you get that? I'm
busy.
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Of course. I'm going to get it. It's my
fault.
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My house.
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It's for you.
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Take a message.
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Can I take a message?
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Yeah. Okay, I'll tell her.
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Yeah.
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Uh, Aston, a guy named Jerry just
called. He says the apartment's yours if
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want it. Great. I was just in the
bedroom packing my bag.
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Oh, what? It didn't work out with Pete?
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Son of a... I'm sorry, baby. Look, tell
you what.
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The least I can do is call you a cab,
and then when you finish unpacking, you
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can come back here for a little, uh,
sleepo.
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I'm not sleeping over.
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No, no, no, you can sleep over. Pete
loved that.
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Oh, gee, Bert, gosh, does your arm hurt
there?
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No. Oh!
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Pete told me that you didn't want me to
live here.
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What? No, you know what happened? Pete
wanted to adopt a monkey and call it
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Ashley.
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Save it, Bert.
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God, this isn't about Pete.
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Why didn't you have the guts to tell me
that you didn't want me here?
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I did want you here. What? I was very
happy with you living here until I found
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out that you were leaving here.
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Then what's the problem? I should stay.
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You make all the decisions in this
relationship.
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I'm sick and tired of it.
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Time might take control. This is my
apartment and I will decide who lives
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So do you want me to leave?
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Yes, I do. That's what I want.
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So that's the way it's going to be.
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Fine. I'm leaving. Bye.
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Goodbye. Yes, it is.
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making another decision.
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I want you to move in with me.
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Excuse me?
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Well, now that I've kicked you out, I am
free to invite you back in. You are now
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living here because I... made it so.
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Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. Now, I'm
finding myself quite virile.
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So I want you to go to the bedroom.
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Unpack your bags.
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And wait for me to have my way with you.
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Huh. I don't think we've ever done it
your way before.
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Hey. Hey, perfect timing.
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What's all this?
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Thought I'd cook for you tonight.
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Made your favorite.
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Oh, been strong enough.
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Oh, spaghetti and meatballs.
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My favorite.
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So, I guess all this means you didn't
speak to Father Viteri.
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No, I...
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the importance of honesty and
forgiveness in a relationship.
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Mainly forgiveness.
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Really pushing the forgiveness.
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Sharon, what is it?
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You know the story that I told Father
Viteri about you and me staying up all
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night?
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Well, it wasn't made up.
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It actually happened.
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Between me and Pete.
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I see.
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Are you mad?
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Oh, me?
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Why would I be mad?
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I mean, just because you're an example
of one of our closest moments happened
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between you and another guy.
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A guy that was in love with you.
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Did he live on some far -off corner of
the earth? No!
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He was right downstairs, lucky me.
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Yeah, well, here's the upsetting part.
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That wasn't the upsetting part.
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I had some feelings for Pete, too.
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I don't believe this. I was confused. I
mean, I didn't even realize it until
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after you proposed. So that's why you
wouldn't answer me?
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That's why you jerked me around all that
time with this engaged in theory
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garbage? That was a perfectly legitimate
answer. After all, an engagement is a
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promise to be married. Well, stop it.
Just stop.
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Will you just please come back and talk
to me? Oh, come on, Sharon. How would
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you feel if I told you that I had
feelings for Pete?
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Or someone?
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No wonder I've had second thoughts about
this marriage.
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You had second thoughts about this
marriage?
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Drop a bomb, why don't you?
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Come on, can you blame me?
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00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:24,470
I mean, I knew something was up, but do
we ever sit down and talk about it? No,
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we don't talk about anything.
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What do you think we're doing right now?
I don't know. Starting my history of
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00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:32,150
high blood pressure? No, no, no, we're
talking. We're communicating.
340
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We're each revealing deep secrets that
will haunt us forever.
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Isn't that great?
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00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:39,970
Well, I...
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I have to admit, it's better than not
knowing.
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If I bought this much... So do you still
have doubts?
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Yeah.
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So what do we do?
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Well, we'll keep talking.
348
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:03,120
And eventually they'll go away.
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Great.
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We'll work on it together.
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Right.
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00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,400
So who needs counseling?
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We do. Big time.
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100,
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200, 300.
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00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,560
See, I would have been happy right
there.
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00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,080
But wait, there's more.
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400, 500. Pete!
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00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:44,050
Hey, listen, uh, no, no, Ashley, you
just stay right there.
360
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:52,710
I think we have a little Ashley money
issue to discuss.
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00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:58,250
Oh, look, Bert, I was going to mention
that. No, you weren't. Look, I know you.
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00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:02,370
No, Bert, really. No, Pete, I owe you
her third of the rent.
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00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,010
She's my girlfriend.
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00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,890
No arguments.
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00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,020
It's just that money is just so tacky.
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00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,700
Wait, Berg.
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00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:20,740
There is one thing that... This doesn't
really cover utilities.
368
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,519
You know what?
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I'll eat it.
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Thank you, Pete. You're the best.
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Boys, we have company.
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