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Burke, Burke, Burke, come here. Check
this out. Check this out.
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It's a spider.
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No, no.
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No, it's a mind -boggling achievement of
engineering.
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Did you know that the underbeam
structure of the Cranberry Building in
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Cincinnati is based directly upon God's
own design of the common spider?
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There I am, hovering over the body,
sweat burning in my eye.
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But I know the patient's life depends
upon my steady hand.
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So I grab the tweezers, stick it into
his chest cavity, and ever so gingerly
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pull out his funny bone.
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Big red nose never went off.
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You knew you were going to be a doctor
because you were good at fling
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Ever since I was six and a half.
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Liar! It must be so great having always
known what you were going to be.
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Yeah.
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It's always given me peace.
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Liar!
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Excuse me. My friend needs medical
attention.
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Something in your throat. I'm sorry,
sir, but I'm going to have to give you a
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ticket. Do you know how fast you were
lying back there?
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What? You didn't know you wanted to be a
doctor until three months ago.
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Well, if I hadn't lied in the first
place, I never would have ended up in
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school. So my stupid chemical company
decides to have a stupid booth at this
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stupid Earth Day fair.
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And guess who's stupid enough to run it?
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It does bring out the amino acids in
your eyes.
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What do you think?
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future and the dork.
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What's with the outfit? His dad's in
town. Great! I haven't seen him since
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graduation. Not great.
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Bird, stop playing dressed up and tell
your dad that you dropped out of law
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school two years ago.
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What? He still thinks you're in law
school?
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Well, your dad still thinks you're a
virgin.
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No, no, we don't tell the truth in my
family. My dad's a lawyer.
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That's healthy.
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We don't fight, we don't share, and no
shoes in the living room.
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Berg, you owe him the truth.
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It's not like I'm taking his money. I'm
here on scholarship.
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Eventually, you've got to find out.
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I'm just trying to buy some time. I am
this close to figuring out what I want
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do with my life.
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What happened to philosophy?
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Philosophy was this close.
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It's mentally challenging, but it's just
not serving up the babes.
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Go to business school. Become an
executive. You'll have all the women you
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Like, I'm going to wear one of these
every day.
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Okay, so basically you're looking for a
career where you can wear pajamas and
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gawker chicks.
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Dang it, sister.
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But for the time being, as far as my
dad's concerned, I'm just a mild
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law student for a great metropolitan law
school.
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Either I'm not Superman or she's wearing
lead panties.
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Now, remember, Mr. Bauer, I'm a law
student.
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No, you're not.
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You're a philosophy major.
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But for today, Mr. Bauer, just Sam in
law school, okay?
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I wish I could, but I can't.
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And why not?
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Today is my son's birthday, and I missed
his party. I was busy in court, at
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least. That's what I told the little
guy. So my son made a wish.
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For 24 hours, I cannot tell a lie.
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This can't be good for me. Welcome to my
world.
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My God, he's actually clearing the
dishes off the table.
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All right. What have you done with my
son?
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Dad.
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Mike. Mr. Bergen.
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Pete. Hey.
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When are you going to start designing
that beach house for me? As soon as I
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your deposit.
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Well, you just have your hot shot lawyer
here. Send over the contracts.
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Dad. You remember Bill.
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Bill, sure.
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My son doing a good job? Oh, yeah.
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When I can pull him away from the law
books.
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Bill, he did promise to work late Friday
and Saturday nights to make up for it.
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Right, Berg?
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Sure. Because I would never take
advantage of you.
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Excuse me, Mr. Bergen.
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What's his name again?
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Mr. Bauer. Right. Mr. Bauer.
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What's going on?
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My shorts are bunching up on me.
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Helen? Are you all right?
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Not even remotely.
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Dad,
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why don't you grab a seat out here? I'll
be there in a sec. Good. We'll have a
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cigar and talk.
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Yeah.
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He wants to have a talk, Pete.
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You gotta come with me.
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Look, this is between you and your dad,
all right? I'm not getting in the middle
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of it. Okay, fine.
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But if he starts asking about the law,
just run interference.
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I'm not good at this.
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Here you go, boys.
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Cubans.
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Aren't these against the law?
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Easy there, easy there.
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So, Dad.
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You're in town.
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Yep, I'm in town for business. Important
business. I'm here to talk to you about
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becoming a lawyer.
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I love football.
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Steve Young's a lawyer.
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Yeah, 49ers quarterback.
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I bet he's happy when the defense rests.
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So, Mike, how are you finding second
year?
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Oh, I am loving it. Studying constantly.
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That's funny. You know, as a kid, you
never stuck with anything. One week it
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rugby, next week astronomy, and then
there was music.
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Daddy, I'm going to be the next Roy
Clark.
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I don't have to tell you that banjo's
still sitting in the garage.
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Banjo?
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Hey, why don't you tell him that really
interesting Steve Young story again?
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Now he's graduating law school.
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Due in no small part to you, Mr.
Dunville.
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What? Well, you had an important
influence on him. Kept his head in the
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Without you, he probably would have...
Quit law school.
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Oh, sir.
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You're giving me way too much credit.
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Nice. And I want to give you something
to just kind of help you along while
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you're designing that beach out. Oh, no,
really.
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Take my pen. Get around, boys. Big
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meeting. But we've got dinner at eight
tonight, okay? And Pete, thanks again.
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You say you're not good at this.
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All right, you know what? That's it. All
done.
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I'm out.
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You know what?
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You're nothing like your dad.
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I don't even know where you came from.
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And don't say Albany.
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The thing is, I aspire to someday be the
kind of man your father is. A man with
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purpose and direction.
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A man with dignity.
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Go work the fair.
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Think about what I said.
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how stupid I look in this hat.
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You're against chemicals, huh?
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Hey, you, Mr.
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Rogaine, where do you think your new
hair came from?
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I saw a group of people down that way.
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They were eating veal.
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Thank you.
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Nice hat.
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Phi Beta Kappa.
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Soma Cum Laude. How are you?
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Do you want a slice?
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I don't even mention food.
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I've had like 80 things.
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Oh, what's that?
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Oh, they're great. It's a synthetic
candy bar. They taste exactly like
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chocolate, only no fat, no sodium, no
calories. These are going to be the next
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big thing.
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Ooh. Forever approved by the FDA.
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lovers again oh no they're carrying eggs
got high cholesterol
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You want pepperoni?
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You can't move your head, miss.
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Mr. Bergen?
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Mike's not with you, is he? No, no, he's
at work.
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What are you doing here? What happened
to your big meeting?
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This is my big meeting. What are you
talking about?
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I resigned from the firm.
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I'm starting over.
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You had this brilliant career and you
gave it up to become a caricaturist?
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We prefer sketch artists.
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And I've been lying to my son about
this.
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Please promise me you'll...
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You won't tell him.
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Just when I think I'm out, they pull me
back in.
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Mr. Bergen, you're a Harvard lawyer. Why
are you working the fair market?
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Sit down.
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What's your favorite sport?
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Basketball. Play tennis?
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Not really.
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How about badminton?
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Oh, Mr. Bergen, don't draw me.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, I get it.
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Because you're actually here gathering
evidence for a case.
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Tell me you're gathering evidence for a
case.
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I left the law to pursue my passion for
art.
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Art?
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Big heads on little bodies is not art.
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Well, I'm having the time of my life.
Then why haven't you told Berg? Come on.
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You know that Mike has dreamt of
following in my footsteps.
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And... You gotta help me hide the truth
from him.
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Oh, no. No, just until he graduates.
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No, no. Mr. Bergen, I'm not good at
this. Now, there you go.
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My ears are not that big.
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Perfect about it.
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Dunhill is going to save the day. Oh,
me.
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No. I invite Mr. Bergen over to the
apartment.
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I tell them that they both have
something they need to say to each
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Dad, I'm not in law school. Mike, I play
with crayons in the park.
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Everyone hugs.
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It'll be a real Oprah moment.
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Obviously, they need to talk.
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I mean, that's what we do in my family.
We get it out. We talk. It's healthy.
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But Pete, just because it works for your
family doesn't mean it works for
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everyone.
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It's like this stuff.
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You pour it down your sink, it unclogs
the drain.
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You pour it in a pond, you've got fish
with feet.
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Look, I gotta do something.
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Yeah, you do. Stay out of it.
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You know what, Sharon? You don't know
what you're talking about.
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Why didn't you tell me to duck?
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Hey, I don't know what I'm talking
about.
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And that would be your dad.
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What?
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How do you know? Because I told him to
stop by here before dinner.
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I don't know what you're up to, Pete,
but one word out of you and I'm showing
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Mr. Bauer Silence of the Lambs and
inviting him over to dinner.
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Look, he has something to tell you.
Just... Trust me.
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What if... Let him tell you.
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I think he'll paint a better picture.
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Come on in for a minute.
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Mike.
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Dad.
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Have a seat.
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We've got an 8 o 'clock reservation.
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Yeah, we don't want to lose that table.
No, no, this won't take long.
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Okay, now, um... You both have something
that you need to say to one another.
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the time to say it.
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It's okay.
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Talk.
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I'll be in my room where I can't hear a
thing.
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So, how was your meeting?
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Oh, fine.
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How was class?
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Good. Good, good.
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So you had something you wanted to tell
me?
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Okay. Well, uh, that's really no big
deal, but, uh...
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I guess I'm sorry I never followed
through with those
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banjo lessons.
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Well, I think what I have to tell you
will put all that in perspective.
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About six months ago, I was driving home
after a hellish day in court,
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and as I was...
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Pulling into the garage... I ran over
your banjo.
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Well,
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I'm glad we had this talk. Let's eat.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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What's wrong with you people?
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What, you were eavesdropping?
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It's those big ears.
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They're not big!
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He hasn't been in law school for over
two years. What? Yeah, and he quit the
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to draw...
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Caricatures in the park. What?
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There. Now, don't you feel better?
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I know I do.
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I can't believe you left the firm.
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Where am I supposed to work when I
graduate law school?
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You're not in law school.
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You didn't know that. You.
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You.
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Caricaturist.
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I am a sketch artist.
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I thought you were a lawyer. Well, I
thought you were a law student. What
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you been doing the last two years? I've
been a philosophy major.
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Oh, that's useful.
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That's exactly why I didn't tell you. I
didn't want to disappoint my father, the
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world -renowned Getsch artist.
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But Pete, it's working. It's working.
This is communicating.
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No, it's not. It's fighting.
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I'm disappointed in you, Pete.
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What? What did I do? I told you to lie.
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Can't I trust you?
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the matter with you?
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I told you I wasn't good at this.
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Keep it down.
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Keep it down. We're hardly yelling.
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No, me.
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I can't keep it down.
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Shannon, you okay?
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You guys, get me to a doctor. Where's
your car?
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Why does he get the stereo?
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I know this seems strange, but you spend
30 years arguing in court, and every
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day clients are staring at you, their
lives in your hands, and you start
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doodling.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Well, I thought it would throw you. I
thought you wanted to be a lawyer. No,
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Dad.
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You wanted me to be a lawyer.
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I was the only kid in fourth grade with
a 12 Angry Men lunchbox.
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wanted was for you to be happy.
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So you're not totally disappointed?
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Look, I mean, if you don't want to
practice law, it's fine with me.
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But you got to do something.
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And my God, son, you're capable of doing
anything.
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Well, you know, just stop screwing
around.
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Meanwhile, how does mom feel about all
this? Well, your mother's a trooper. You
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haven't told her. Do you tell her about
law school?
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What are you, crazy? No reason to upset
her. Deal.
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You know, I'm, uh... I'm gonna go over
to trauma, see if I can find anybody who
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plays Batman or tennis.
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Go get them.
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Okay,
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Sharon, what did you eat?
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A whole bunch of synthetic candy bars.
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Doctors, what is the course of
treatment?
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Humber Sonic.
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Right.
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You okay?
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What do I do, Pete?
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Now that I'm not being a lawyer, what
comes next?
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You.
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What about me? What does this mean?
After 30 years of being an architect,
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going to melt down and become a juggler?
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No.
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I see you guessing people's ways.
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Okay, now the nasogastric tube is in
place.
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We hit the switch and let her in.
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I'll be right here.
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Outstanding.
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So tell me, doctor, if Miss Carter here
were to continue her current diet, what
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type of ulcerous bacteria would she
develop?
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Anyone?
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Helicopacter pylori, probably in the
duodenum.
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Boston Journal of Medicine crossword
puzzle.
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Four down.
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That's very good, doctor.
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Bergen. Dr. Bergen. Very good.
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Please follow me to ICU.
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Look, Pete.
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Pretty girl.
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Pajamas.
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So what is the prognosis for this
patient?
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Auricular diminution.
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Most commonly known as?
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Ear reduction.
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