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Okay, salad,
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salad, no salad, and then half
pepperoni.
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Hey, Bill, throw me into the rag, huh?
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Why not use this lovely one you're
wearing?
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A shirt of fun and good times?
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Never.
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All right, it's 11 o 'clock.
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See you later.
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Surgery at the hospital.
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And breaking news tonight, a chemical
spill in the Florida Everglades has left
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population of... crocodiles paralyzed.
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We take you now live downtown where a
spokesperson for the chemical giant has
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something to say.
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What about this?
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On behalf of all those crocs we just
croaked, the Immaculate Chemical Company
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would like to say, whoops! Sharon. So,
look for Bouts and Pocketbooks to be on
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sale soon.
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Sharon. What?
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off the girl. Even when she makes a
complete fool of herself.
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Immaculate Chemical Company has four
rescue crews working round the clock to
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save whatever wildlife that may have
been inconvenienced by today's mishap.
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Look at her.
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Lying to the world without a flinch.
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Unconscionable. But adorable.
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Tell me something. How come neither of
you guys date Sharon?
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She's Sharon.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Pete, explain it.
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She's sharing.
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Well, she wasn't always sharing. I mean,
can't tell me that neither one of you
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guys ever tried to, you know, hook up
with her.
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What?
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What? It was back when we were freshmen.
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I remember it like it was yesterday.
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Hey, is this going to be a flashback?
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Yes, Mr. Bauer, it is.
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Love flashbacks.
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Can we have some popcorn?
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Okay.
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Well, every Tuesday night at our college
bar, they had this event.
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At some point in the night, they'd ring
a bell, and from that moment on, all the
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beer was free. Right, right. And it
stayed free until somebody either peed
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walked out.
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And so it was thusly named Bladder Bust.
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Those Milli Vanilli guys are awesome.
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It's like their music sounds so
effortless.
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It's like they're not even singing.
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Nancy dumped me.
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Pete, let it go.
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Help me pick a new major.
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Come on, Vern. No, I'm serious. I need
to make a decision.
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Go ahead. Pick a major.
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Any major.
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Russian economics.
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Glad that's over with.
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I still can't believe she dumped me.
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She's at Stanford, 3 ,000 miles away.
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She's going out with the captain of the
crew team.
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She just cocks him.
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Don't even.
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I really thought that she was the one.
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Give me the damn letter. All right,
let's see what the rule book has to say.
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Don't get out the rule book.
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There is section four, paragraph six.
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Get dumped, move on.
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I know, I know.
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I hope you get fat.
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Oh, boy.
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Look around you.
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College, a bevy of beautiful co -eds,
and they all want to meet Pete Dunville.
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They do? Of course.
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First, you're just going to have to
remove that dead squirrel from your
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You're just jealous because you can't
grow one.
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You're just jealous because, you know,
all the babes will be digging the new
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shirt. The shirt of love and
understanding.
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Oh, so cute.
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Handsome. I prefer handsome, but thank
you. Not you, that girl.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God, here she
comes. She's coming up. She must be
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in the shirt's tractor beam.
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Pete Dunville has officially moved on.
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Hi.
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I'm Sharon. I'm working with Greenpeace
and Saber Planet.
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Would you guys mind signing these
positions?
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Mind, I would consider it a privilege to
sign those petitions.
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This one's to stop the lumber industry
from clear -cutting on public lands, and
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this one's to outlaw the hunting of
whales.
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What a coincidence.
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Pete, do you believe it?
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What? Pete, here's a lumberjack.
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And I'm the captain of a small whaling
vessel parked outside.
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We can do this the easy way or the hard
way.
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I'll sign. After you have a beer with
us.
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I can't drink.
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Then why are you in college?
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No, I'm on a juice fast. I've had
nothing but vegetable juice for three
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I'm cleansing my system.
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Do you know how many innocent carrots
died so you could be regular?
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It's genetic. His grandfather on his
mother's side was three -quarters
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obnoxious. Are you helping me? No, I'm
helping me. Well, stop. No, I'm not
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stop.
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I'm Pete. I'm Bert. I care.
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What are you talking about?
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I think it's the goatee.
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Sweet.
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Did you see her? She couldn't resist the
shirt of truth and wisdom.
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This girl is totally my type.
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Right? She has conviction.
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She's principled. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. But underneath all that
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she's exactly my type.
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Naked.
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Wait a minute. Are you telling me that
we're attracted to the same girl?
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Right. God.
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Peter, I think we've actually found a
crossover girl.
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And you know what the rules say. Oh, not
the rules.
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Section 2, paragraph 8.
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Friendship before females.
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Okay.
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That's that. Neither one of us can dare.
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So it is written, and so it shall be.
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Agreed? Agreed.
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the trees.
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You?
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You know, as the next generation of
architect, I feel it is my duty to, yes,
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design great homes, but not to the
affront of the greatest architect of
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all, Mother Nature.
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Oh, Pete, that's beautiful.
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Then you wouldn't mind helping me get
some signatures?
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I'd love to.
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Great. I gotta pee before they ring that
bell.
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So, how's things with the planet?
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Like you really care.
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Oh, no, I care.
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Yeah, right.
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Actually, whales play a big part in my
life.
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They do?
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Just this afternoon, I had this
delicious whale sandwich.
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Pumpback. Lettuce and tomato thinly
sliced between two mountain gorilla
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It's not even funny. With some white
rhino fries and a chopped cheetah salad.
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Which, by the way, I spilled all over.
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My sea lion skin rug.
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Aha! I'm not laughing at you. I'm
laughing at a joke I heard earlier.
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You must be a little slow.
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Nice shirt.
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Shirt of fulfillment and satisfaction.
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You know, I'll bet a guy like you can
just go up and talk to any woman in this
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bar.
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Nah.
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Yeah, I can.
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Grace, get me some signatures while I
pee.
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What are you doing with a clipboard?
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I dare ask the same question.
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Have you no regard for the rules? Me?
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That's good. More!
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That's very good.
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That's very good. But what are we doing
here, huh?
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I mean, what happened to friendship
before females?
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You're right.
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You're absolutely right. I'm just going
to go return her clipboard. Me too.
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Only faster.
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Hi. Hi. Look how many signatures I got
you.
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Annie Oakley, Barbara Walters, Helen of
Troy.
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She just left.
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You know what? That's something. I got
you real signatures. And I got the guy
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the hat to stop eating veal.
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Well, that's great. But I really hate
you. You know what? I know this little
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place down the street. Terrific. Maybe
we'll meet you there later. Guys, I have
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to pee.
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She's totally into me. Yeah. Maybe it's
because of the shirt of dorkiness and
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I'm a big loser.
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Pretty strong word coming from chia
face.
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Okay, that's it. Rules off. Fine. May
the best man win.
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My doodles are in there.
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You stand in front of you in the corner
and you pee in this.
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No way am I going to squat over some
pitcher in a bar.
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What kind of girl do you think she is,
huh?
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Guys, you have to help me. The last
person who ruined bladder bust was
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blindfolded and left shoeless in a doggy
park.
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All right, all right. Um, just do
something to take your mind off of
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Okay, maybe you're right.
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Oh!
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Oh, sure.
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You know, I went up to Alaska last
summer and went whale watching. It was
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amazing. They would surface one after
another and squirt these huge arcs of
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water into the air.
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Everybody, forget it. Go away.
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I'm sorry Pete gave you that stupid
distraction idea. That was
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I've got to go.
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You have to let me out of here. The
future of the planet depends on it. No
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problem. Oh, my God. Thank you.
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Hey, Phil.
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This girl wants out.
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Break out the blindfold.
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which comes from trees, which I love.
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You got a better idea?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
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Okay,
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maybe I could pry loose one of these
floorboards and we can tunnel out.
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Excuse me.
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What are you doing? We would like to die
first.
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How about you?
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Fight over me!
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Come again?
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Talk, tough guy.
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Why don't you come and get some?
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Some of what? I don't know.
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What do I do now?
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Just wait for the bouncers to break us
up.
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This I gotta see.
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Ten bucks on the bad goatee.
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Oh, I used to love archery.
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All right.
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Okay, I'll pretend to hit you and you go
down. Okay, good, good, good, good. I
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said, I'll pretend to hit you and you go
down.
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Okay, mine.
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Yeah, right.
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Look, Bert, you're just going to go out
with this girl twice, and then you're
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going to blow her off, just like you do
with everyone.
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Well, you're going to go out with her
once.
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You start calling her the one, she'll
move to Stanford and write you a letter.
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Wait, that was so low.
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Well, it's true.
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All right, look, why don't we just do
this? Let her decide.
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Fine. Fine.
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Look, I can't believe I just peed in
that alley.
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Stick with us, kid.
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world will be your toilet you want to
walk me back to my dorm who who
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later where are you going she
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decided what she smiled at me she smiled
near you
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she smiled at
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You have nicer stuff than my family.
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Bye, Daddy. He messes with me.
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So, uh, now what?
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I got the new Milli Vanilli tape.
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Oh, crank it up.
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Oh, but darn.
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What? My father just sent me the stereo,
but it's got all these wires and
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things. It's just too complicated for me
to hook up. I could hook it up for you.
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and to send it back. I mean, the room's
so small and the speakers take up so
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much floor space. Well, I could hang
them for you.
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Great. Wirings in the box, put the tuner
next to the lamp, CD player on the
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shelf, and for the speakers, there are
hooks there and there.
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I'll go get a fill -up pad for the
antennas.
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Do you have the feeling we've been set
up completely?
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Phew.
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Complicated house. Stupid, are we?
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She plays us against each other so we
get her signatures, right? Then she has
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beat each other up so she can pee.
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Then she smiles at us and we're supposed
to hook up her stereo?
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This girl is a nightmare.
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She's like us.
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Only a chick.
252
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You know what, Pete?
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I'm going to do her the ultimate favor
and not date her. Me too.
254
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Lord us back here to hook up your
stereo.
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I can't believe it. Stop it. Okay.
256
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Well, you're an architect.
257
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I thought you'd be good at putting
things together.
258
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Oh, I see. You needed Pete to hook up
your stereo.
259
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So you really wanted me to come back
because... You're tall enough to reach
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hooks. Yeah.
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Well, you know what?
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Just for that, neither one of us is
going to date you.
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Yeah, well, I could have told you that.
264
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Sure. That's what you say now.
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You know, that's what I said the minute
I met you two guys.
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You, I'm just guessing, always want to
commit but can't. And you, you're just a
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woody with a body attack.
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And she's good. Very.
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Thanks.
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You know, no one's ever fought over me
before. Not even for a pretend.
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We had fun.
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Yeah, me too.
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for the juice bath.
274
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Where to?
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Oh, actually, I just heard about this
great little pizza place.
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Love Pizza?
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Yeah, right down on Beacon Street. Love
Beacon Street.
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It's just water.
279
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And the rest is history.
280
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That is unbelievable.
281
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You mean to tell me that place gave away
free beer?
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It's just bad business.
283
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You really got the point of the story.
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Bravo!
285
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Shut it. I just bold -faced lied to the
entire country with little dignity I had
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is now gone, out the window.
287
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What are you knuckleheads looking at?
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Nothing. Get me a drink before I tear
this place down.
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You've got to love her. You really do.
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I remember when me and my best friend,
met this girl in college. We were at a
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bladder bust.
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I just decided to major in Russian
economics. This feisty blonde walked
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Could be the one.
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Maybe not.
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Anyway, she had this clip for it. Save
the planet, save the whales kind of
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thing. She played us like a time store
harmonic.
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So, Bill, we can have our own bladder
bust, really? Sure.
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Anything to cheer up Sharon.
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has begun.
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All beers free till somebody pees or
flees or sneezes or speaks or a car
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by.
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